Update 38
Shiva ke ghar aane ke kuch hi der baad deva ka phone bajta hai .
Deva – hello
Nisha – mai nisha bol rahi hun shuva se baat ho sakti hai kya .
Deva – ek min ruko .
Deva shiva ke kamre ka gate knock karta hai kuch der baad shiva gate kholta hai deva bina kuch bolo shiva ko phone de deta hai .
Shiva – hello.
Nisha - mai nisha bol rahi hun
Shiva – han bolo .
Nisha – kya tum aaj shaam ko mujhse mil sakte ho .
Shiva – kyu
Nisha – bas yu hi man hai tumse akele me milne ka .
Nisha ne badi ada me kaha shiva kuch der sochta hai phir bolta hai .
Shiva – theek hai .
Aur phone kaat ke deva ko de deta hai aur apne room ka gate phir band kar deta hai deva jab wapas aata hai to veenu usse poochti hai .
Veenu – kiska phone tha deva .
Deva – nisha ka .
Veenu – kya kah rahi thi wo .
Veenu ke laheje me gussa saaf sunai de raha tha deva muskurata hai aur kahta hai .
Deva – pata nahi shiva se hi baat hui .
Raat ke 8 baj rahe the shiva apne room se taiyar ho kar nikala ghar ke sabhi log use hairani se dekh rahe the khas kar ki ladkiyan blue jeans aur black color ki half shirt jo shiva ke bajuon pe kasi ho rahi thi kul milakar shiva kisi model se kam nahi lag raha tha veenu to use dekhti hi rah gai Agale hi pal veenu ki ankhon me khoon utar aya jise dekh kar charu puchti hai .
Charu – kya hai abhi to khush thi ab ankhe lal kyu ho rahin hai .
Veenu – usi chudail se mil ne jaa raha hai ye mil jaye to khoon kar dun
Charu veenu ki baat pe has deti hai .
shiva aage bhadta hai to aziz usse pooch leta hai .
Aziz – kya baat hai shiva aaj itna ban than ke kahan ja rahe ho yar .
Shiva – kyu koi dikkat .
Kah kar shiva nikal jata hai
Kuch hi der me wo nisha ke ghar ke bahar khada tha shiva door bell bajata hai kuch der baad nidhi darwaza kholti hai aur kahti hai .
Nidhi – aa gye aap .
Nidhi ne kuch shararat bhare laheje me kaha .
Shiva – nahi mera bhoot aya hai mai to abhi ghar me hun .
Shiva ne bhi apne hi andaaz me jawab diya .
Nidhi – aao andar didi abhi aa rahi hain .
Shiva ghar ke andar dakhil ho jata hai tabhi ghar ke andar se nisha ke daddy aaye hai .
Nisha ke papa – hello shiva kaise ho
Unhone bade apne pan se poocha .
Shiva – zinda hai philhal age ka pata nahi.
Shiva ke is jawab pe nisha ke pita ji use ghoor ke dekhte hai magar kuch kahte nahi nidhi shiva ko baithne ka ishara karti hai magar tabhi nisha wahan aa jati hai shiva nisha ko dekhta ek dum kisi pari ki tarah lag rahi thi pink suit me maathe pe choti si pink bindi khule baal hanthon pe matching chudiyan aur hothon pe halki di lali kisi ka imaan dagmaga jaye nisha aate hi shiva se kahti hai .
Nisha – chalen .
Shiva koi jawab nahi deta bas ankhon se ishara kar deta hai aur ghar se bahar nikal jata hai nisha bhi uske peeche peeche chal deti hai shiva jeep laya tha dono log jeep me baith jate hai kuch door chalne ke baad nisha shiva se kahti hai .
Nisha – aaj bahut acche lag rahe ho .
Shiva koi jawab nahi deta bas drive karta rahta hai phir thodi der baad shiva bolta hai .
Shiva – aisi kya baat thi jo tum phone pe nahi kar saktin thin .
Nisha – koi baat nahi thi bas tumse milne ka dil kar raha tha isiliye bula liya kya koi galti kar di maine .
Shiva – nahi aisi baat nahi hai bas
Nisha – bas .
Shiva – mujhe laga ki tum rohan aur pawaar ki bahan ke baate me kuch baat karogi .
Nisha – mere paas baat karne ke liye bahut kuch hai unke alawa .
Shiva – jaise .
Nisha – jaise……. Tum kabhi haste kyu nahi .
Shiva – pata nahi .
Nisha – pata nahi ka kya matlb .
Shiva – pahle aati thi haal e dil pe hasi ,
Ab kisi baat par nahi aati
Nisha – ye to shyad ghalib ka sher hai .
Shiva – han .
Kuch der ke baad gadi ek restaurant ke samne aa kar rukti hai dono log restaurant me dakhil ho jate hain aur ek kone ki table pe baith jaye hai nisha shiva se kahti .
Nisha – shiva ek baat batao tum normal kyu nahi ho .
Shiva – matlb maai kuch samjha nahi .
Nisha – matlb tum aur ladkon ki tarah kyu nahi ho na haste ho na bolte aisa kyu hai .
Shiva – hmmm sawal to dilchasp hai .
Kuch der yahan wahan dekhne ke baad shiva ko ek cactus dikhai deta hai use dekh kar shiva kahta hai .
Shiva – us cactus ko dekho usme sirf kante hi kante hai magar usse koi nahi poochta ki wo aisa kyu hai kyu kyu ki use aisa hi banaya gya hai udas tanha magar wo un hazaar bhilon se bahtar hai jo ek waqt ke baad murjha jate hain mai bhi us cactus ki tarah hun khushi pal do pal rahti hai magar gham umr bhar rahta hai yani apka sabse bada dost gham hi hai jo kabhi apka saath nahi chhodta chahen kuch bhi kyun na ho jaye .
Shiva ki baten sun ke nisha bolti hai .
Nisha – wah kya baat tum ne to gham ko dekhne ka mera nazariya hi badal diya seriously shiva tumhe sun ke aisa nahi lag raha ki koi ordinary insaan bol raha aisa lgta hai jaise koi professor gham pe apni positive ray de raha hai .
Shiva – positive kya hai aur negative kya hai ye sab hum pe depend karta hai .
Nisha – matlb .
Shiva – dekho mai agar kisi gangster ko marta hun to wo cheez samaaj ke liye to positive hai magar us gangster ke pariwar aur underworld ke liye negative hai ab ye humre upar hai ki hum kis pahlu ko dekhte hai
Dono logon me isi tarah se baaten hoti rahti hai phir shiva bolta hai bolo kya khaogi.
Nisha – jo tum khila do .
Shiva – menu card rakha hai tum order karo .
Nisha menu card dekh kar apna order de deti hai kuch.
Nisha – tum kuch khaoge .
Shiva – nahi bhook nahi hai .
Dono log bate kar hi rahe the ki achanak ek ygoli shiva ke bagal me lage sheeshe pe rakhti hai shiva turant nisha ko leker table ke peeche jhuk jata hai aur apni pistol nikalne ke liye kamar ke peeche haath lagata hai magar ye kya shiva ke paas to uski pistol thi nahi shiva ke muh se nikalta hai
Shiva – oh shit .
Nisha – kya hua .
Shiva – mai apni pistol bhool aya .
Nisha – mujhse milne ki jaldi me how romantic.
Shiva – pagal ho kya .
Nisha kuch nahi kahti dusri taraf se lagatar goliyan chal rahin thin tabhi shiva ki nazar ke ek steel ki tray pe padti hai shiva wo wo tray leta hai aur uth ke goli chalane walon ki tarah fekta hai wo tray seedha ja ke ek admi ki gardan pe lagti hai aur wo ghayal ho jata hai aur baki log hadbada jate hai jisse shiva ko kuch waqt mil jata hai shiva jis table ke peeche ke chhipa hua tha use uthata hai aur un logon ki taraf tezi se bhadta hai aur table unke de marta hai wo log gir jate hai aur unke hathon se hathiyar bhi chhot jate hai bas phir kya tha shiva un sab ki acche se marammat karta hai kuch hi der me wo sab zameen pe pade hue the shiva nisha ki taraf mudta hai aur aage bhadta hai wo abhi do kadam hi chala tha ki nisha chilla padti hai .
Nisha – shiva tumhre peeche .
Shiva jaise hi peeche mudta ek chaku uske pet ko halka sa cheerta hua nikal jata hai chaku chalane wala ek baar phir koshish karta hai magar is baar shiva taiyar tha shiva uske haath se chaku chheen leta hai aur uski gardan pakad ke usi ke pet me ghusa deta hai ek ke baad ek kai ghaw shiva ne us admi pe kiya jab tak wo mar nahi gya shiva ne jaise hi shiva use chhodta hai nisha shiva se aakar lipat jati hai .
Shiva – mai theek hun .
Nisha rote hue kahti .
Nisha – sab meri galti hai .
Kahte kahte achanak usko kuch geela geela mahsoos hua usne dekha to shiva pet se khoon nikal raha tha usne shiva ke chahre ki taraf dekha magar shiva ke chahre pe dard aur taqleef naam ki koi cheez nahi thi .
Nisha – shiva tumhre pet se to khoon nikal raha hai .
Shiva – han to .
Nisha – chalo hospital .
Shiva kuch nahi kahta aur chal deta kuch hi der me shiva ek private clinic ke samne khada hua tha shiva aur nisha dono andar dakhil hote hai doctor ek patient dekhne busy tha use dawa dene ke baad doctor samne ki oor dekhta hai .
Doctor – ate nisha beta tum yahan .
Nisha – han doctor uncle ye mere dost hai kisi ne inke pet me chaku mar diya .
Doctor shiva ko dekhta aur shiva doctor ko uski umr lagbhag 50 ke kareeb thi 5 feet 8 inch height aage ke saare baal ude hue pakka doctor lag raha tha doctor shiva ke kareeb apni shirt utaro . Shiva apni shirt utaar dete hai jab doctor uska nanga jism dekhta toh uski ankhen khuli ki khuli rah jati hai poore shareer pe zakhmon ke nishan the apni taraf unhe is tarah ghoorta hua dekh kar shiva kahta hai.
Shiva – aap kya dekh rahe hai .
Doctor – tumhre jism pe kaafi ghaw hai kya karte ho tum .
Shiva – apne shiva ka naam to suna hi hoga .
Doctor – wo rakshas
Shiva – han wo rakshas …. Wo mai hi hun .
Doctor chaunk jata hai .
Doctor – sorry wo .
Shiva – koi baat nahi .
Doctor shiva ka zakhm dekhta hai aur kahta hai .
Doctor – mamooli zakhm hai koi chinta wali baat .
Kahkar wo shiva ki dressing kar deta hai .
Dono log wahan se ghar ki taraf nikal pade nisha bilkul Chup thi toh shiva usse kahta hai .
Shiva – kya hua nisha itni khamosh kyu ho .
Nisha – meri wajah se tumhe zakhm mila sab meri galti hai .
Shiva – aisa kuch nahi hai aur maine to ghairon ke liye bhi zakhm khaye hai tum to phir meri dost ho .
Tabhi nisha ka ghar aa jata hai nisha jeep se utarti hai aur ghar ki chal deti hai shiva use tab tak dekhta rahta hai jab tak wo ghar me dakhil nahi ho jati usne ek baar bhi mud ke nahi dekha shayad sharminda thi shiva bhi jeep start karta hai aur wooden house ki taraf nikal padta hai jab wo ghar me dakhil hota hai toh use dekh kar aslam kahta hai .
Aslam – shiva ye kya hua tumhri shirt kaise phati .
tab tak baki sab bhi wahan aa jate hai shiva apni kursi pe baith jata hai aur poori baat batata hai poori baat sunne ke baad deva kahta .
Deva – tujhe nahi lagta ki iske peeche nisha ka haath hai .
Shiva – nahi
Veenu – kyu nahi .
Shiva uski taraf dekhta hai
Veenu – tumhra pistol yahan bhool jana ek accident ho sakta hai magar humla nahi .
Shiva – mujhe nisha pe poora bharosa hai wo aisa kuch nahi karegi maine insan pahchanne me sirf ek baar galti ki thi uske baad kabhi nahi ki .
Shiva uth ke apne room me chala jata hai charu kahti hai .
Charu – ye pyar nahi to aur kya hai .
Aur phir veenu ki taraf dekhti hai veenu ki ankhon me nami thi .
Charu – are pagal mai to aise hi kah rahi thi shiva sirf tujhse hi pyar karta bas dil me daba rakha hai .
Deva – ab us pyar ko bahar lane ka waqt aa gya .
Veenu apne aansu poochte hue kahti hai .
Veenu – wo kaise .
Deva – kal lucky aa raha .
Sabhi wo log chaunk ke deva ki taraf sawaliyan nazron se dekhte hai deva muskura deta aur apna plane batata hai jise sun ke aziz kahta hai .
Aziz – plane to bhadiya hai par ye kaam bahut khatarnak hai .
Surya – sach kaha ye bhoose ke dher me aag lagane ki baat hai .
Tamanna – ye aag to lagani hi padegi .
Deva – bilkul .
Kya hai deva ka plan kya karne wala hai wo kya usse shiva me badalaw aayega ya sab kuch aisa hi rahega kya sach me shiva pe hue humle ka nisha se koi sambandh nahi ya fir hai kya hoga aage kya mod legi ye kahani janne ke liye saath bane rahiye .