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Agar ek mard ko talwar dedo to bhi vo ghar khali nahi kar sakta.....lekin agar ek stree ko sirf ek sui dedo to vo poora Ghar Khali kar degi.....
Kehte hai ek stree hi hoti hai jo ghar ko ya to swarg ( heaven ) bana de ya to nark ( hell ) bana de......
Lekin isme bhi ek twist hai ki agar ghar ko swarg ban wana hai to stree ki manni bhi padegi uske thode bohot nakhre jhelne padenge.....
Note :- Agar vo stree saaf sutri hui to.......Varna pehli fursat me nikal......
Or agar nark banwana hai to vo to kaise bhi bana hi degi.......kitni hi izzat delo....
Lekin in sab baato me pista mard hi hai...kyuki ek stree ko koi bhi khasam mil jaata hai jinko mooh marne ki aadat ho or chut chatne ki...
( Jaise ki aaj kal ke Gen-Z )
Lekin ek dhanka mard jo hota hai vo kisi dhanki stree ko hi chunta hai na ki aati jhatu ko....
OR uske liye kuch bhi karne ko taiyar ho jaata hai.......
Update 27.
Ghar par Rashmi ka mano kal wali baat par jo aaj attitude tha vo mano gayab ho gaya tha kyuki kal jo gussa aaya tha usko uske baad usko kal ke romance ki baat mano yaad hi nahi thi......
Yahi haal Jerry ka bhi tha....
Or jaisa maine kaha jab partner hi aisa mil jaye to dimag par 24 ghante sex or romance nahi soojhta......
And Guy's ek baat jo aap log chah kar bhi denied nahi kar sakte.......
Shadi logo ko lagta hai sirf enjoyment hai or romance sex wagera hai......lekin sex romance vo pehli asi cheez hai jo shadi ke baad bahar bhagti hai or piche chord jaati hai zimmedariya......
Zimmedariya, Not zimmedari...
Lekin ye baat logo ko kaha samajh aati hai........
Jerry jo dairy se doodh lekar or bread lekar ( shop ) se ghar aaraha tha...... Tabhi.....
J ka man :- bhai.......
J :- Hmmm.
J ka man :- Ghar par rash...oh sorry bhabhi Akeli hai......
J :- ha to....
J ka man :-
Tu bhai rehne de tere bas ki nahi hai kis mooh se shadi ke liye parpose kiya tha...
J :- Abe tu kya kehta rehta hai.....kuch palle pade vo bol....
Man :- Abe bhai bhabhi Akeli tu akela samjh......
J :- Ha to jab ghar par koi nahi hota to akele hi honge or abhi to main chala jaunga to vo akeli ho jayegi......
Man :-
Doob mar...bhai........
J :- Abe yaar tu kya hai bhai ab kya kiya akele.....to kya karu...
Man :- Abe ghochu ek ladka or ladki ghar me akele.......to kya hota hai.....
J :- Kya......
Man :- Abe......Gandu.....Romance..................
J ye sun sharma jata hai......
Man :- Ohhh badi sharam aarahi hai or kal kya ho gaya tha........
J kal ki baat sun sharma jaata hai or uska lund jhatke marne lag jaata hai......
Man :- Vaise ek sawal tha ye sab sikha kaha se........or dekh kar lag raha tha ki tu trained hai.....kaha mooh kala kiya hai jo mujhe nahi pata.......
J kuch nahi bolta kyuki uska man machal raha tha uska lund jo jhatke maar raha tha....Jerry in baato se alag ho kar apne ghar pr aane lagta hai............
Udar ghar par Rashmi man hi man kuch soch rahi thi......
Rashmi apne aap se :- Huhhhhh jerr.......y kal ka aapka vo pyaar.......
Tabhi Rashmi ka man :- badi sharma rahi hai ye to aam baat hai na.....
R ( blushing ) :- Haa lekin unko ye sab kaise pata aisa lag rha tha ki unko sab pata hai.....
Man :- Haa to.....pata kyu nahi hoga mard zaar hai bahr jaati hai or mardo se milte hai......
R :- Fir bhi itna sab kaise.......
Man :- Unhe dekh kar lagta hai kya? Ki unki age kam hai....?koi bhi kaisi bhi baat kar leta hoga or vaise bhi ashlil kitabe kitni aati hai pata hai na......
R :- Chiii....vo aisi kitabe pardte hai.......
Man :- Haa to kya mard zaat hai is umar me unke bachhe ho jaane chaiye the to kya books dekh li to konsa aakal agaya.....
Ye sun rashmi man me thodi chid chidi ho jaati hai......
R ( gusse me ) :- Nahi aisa nahi hoga mere alawa kisi or stree ko vo dekh bhi kaise sakte hai....
Man :- To kya hoga kitabe hai.....
R full gusse me :- Haaa to biwi nahi hai kya................
Aane do unhe unki khabar leti hu...
Tabhi man :- Ohh......hel.....lo......pagal ho gai h kya aisi baate karegi.....
Tabhi Rashmi chikte hue :- haaa karungi.........or ye itni late kaise hue.......
Rashmi bhadak chuki thi......
Bhar jerry ghar poch Gaya tha...
Tabhi uska man :- Bhai....
J :- Abe yaar tu fir...
Man :- Tere bhale ki baat hai....
J :- haa bol......
Man :- aane jaane me saman lene me 25 se 30 min lagne the....
J :- Haa to.....
Man :- 1 ghanta hone ko hai ab ghar jaa kar kya bolega......
J :- bolna kya hai bata dunga......jo hua tha.....
Man :- Bhai......vo biwi hai teri is ghar ki vakil judge sab wahi hai kya lagta hai teri baat par vishwas karegi......or jab ki kal usne kya kaha tha yaad hai na ki kisi or ko dekha bhi to.....
J ghabraye hue :- maine kisko dekha yaar.......
Man :- Bhai jab mard late hota hai na fir uski biwi sawal puche begar nahi chord thi or teri wali to chalti firti sherni hai.....
J :- Abe yaarr..........
MAn :- Abe jaldi door baja....
Ghar par Rashmi jo alag hi roop le chuki thi......
Or tabhi door par dastak hoti hai.......
Rashmi full attitude me door kholne jaati hai....
R Ke saamne jerry tha.....
Jerry kuch bolta tabhi Rashmi.....
R gusse me :- Itni der kaise ho gai aane me.......
Or ye sun jerry ka man :- Lag gai class bhai ki........
J ghabrate hue :- Vo......a....vo..ek dost mil gaya tha rash.......
Tabhi Rashmi :- Achha dost mil gaya tha aapko pata hai na aapko kaam par bhi jaana hai....
Tabhi jerry ka man :- Kuch madad chahiye kya bhai....
J :- ab...vo...a so.....sory Rashmi vo main......
Tabhi Rashmi :- Bas.........chaliye andr jaldi se.....
Jerry ka man :- Bhai dekh kar Bima kar waa rakha hai na.......
Jerry chup chap andar chala jaata hai......
Andar jaate hi Rashmi mano pagal si ho gai thi......
R :- Ek baat bataiye........
J jiski fati padi thi :- Hm......ky....kya hua...... Rashmi.....
R :- Aap bahar jaa kar kuch galat salat kaam to nahi karte.....na......
J :- ye tum kaisi baat kar rahi ho......
R :- Main ishiliye keh rahi hu kyuki aap apne baare me kuch nahi batate.......kab kya karte ho ishiliye aaj se subha se lekar sham tak kya kya kiya he sab aaj se roz bataoge or khabar daar jo kuch galat salat kaam kiya to mujhse boora koi nahi hoga.......or usse bhi badi baat ki agar aapne kisi ladki ko ya shadi shuda ladki ya kisi bhi stree ko kahi bhi dekha yaaa jo vo........gandi sandi kitabe aati hai waha bhi dekh........to us din is ghar me aag laga dungi.......
Rashmi ka ye roop dekh bolna to nahi chahunga lekin jerry ki gand fat gai thi......
Jerry kaan ye dekh :- Abe bhai kya kar raha hai kuch kar Varna ye hum dono ko abhi upar bhej de gi.....jldi kuch kar....
J jiski Gand fati padi thi :- bhi.....bhai.....ky.kya......bolu......
Man :- Abe tarik kar uski kuch bol bc Varna hogaya tere chakkar me mera swargwaaas........
J Bade pyaar se lekin darte hue.....
J :- Ab........b......ji....jiski itni sundar wife ho vo kaise bahar kisi ko dekh sakta hai RASHMI DARLING.........
Or ye sun rashmi ka gussa halka shant hota hai lekin....
R :- Achha ji ab mithi mithi baate karke mujhe manane ki zaroorat nahi.......
J ka man :- Abe yaar in streeo ke man ka kya kare......
J :- Nahi meri jaan tumhari kasam.........
Or ye sun rashmi ka gussa ab jaa kar kahi gussa kam hota hai......
OR ye sun rashmi jerry ki taraf dekhti hai.....
R pyaar se :- Sach.....keh rahe ho ya aise hi dil behlane ki liye keh rahe ho.......
Rashmi ka man Ye dekh :- Badi jaldi pighal gai........
J :- Maine sirf aaj tak ek hi ladki se pyaar kiya hai ushe chuha hai or dekha hai or usse ab shadi bhi karne wala hu........
Or bolte hue jerry Rashmi ke hotho ko sehla deta hai.......
Rashmi Jerry ki ye harkat dekh ek dam se saara gussa bhool jaati hai or bade pyaar se.......
R :- Itna pyaar karte ho aap mujhse.....
J ek alag andaz me :- Haa........Rashmi........
Rashmi jerry ke is andaaz se sharma jaati hai.....
Dono ek doosre me kho jaate hai....
Dono ek doosre ke kareeb the mano abhi kiss kar lenge......
Lekin Tabhi........
Guy's ye romance se pehle ka jo kuch hua is update me de diya iske baad late night update me sirf romance hoga.......
Tab tak wait kro thodasa......
Milte hai late night
Kehte hai ek stree hi hoti hai jo ghar ko ya to swarg ( heaven ) bana de ya to nark ( hell ) bana de......
Lekin isme bhi ek twist hai ki agar ghar ko swarg ban wana hai to stree ki manni bhi padegi uske thode bohot nakhre jhelne padenge.....
Note :- Agar vo stree saaf sutri hui to.......Varna pehli fursat me nikal......
Or agar nark banwana hai to vo to kaise bhi bana hi degi.......kitni hi izzat delo....
Lekin in sab baato me pista mard hi hai...kyuki ek stree ko koi bhi khasam mil jaata hai jinko mooh marne ki aadat ho or chut chatne ki...
( Jaise ki aaj kal ke Gen-Z )
Lekin ek dhanka mard jo hota hai vo kisi dhanki stree ko hi chunta hai na ki aati jhatu ko....
OR uske liye kuch bhi karne ko taiyar ho jaata hai.......
Update 27.
Ghar par Rashmi ka mano kal wali baat par jo aaj attitude tha vo mano gayab ho gaya tha kyuki kal jo gussa aaya tha usko uske baad usko kal ke romance ki baat mano yaad hi nahi thi......
Yahi haal Jerry ka bhi tha....
Or jaisa maine kaha jab partner hi aisa mil jaye to dimag par 24 ghante sex or romance nahi soojhta......
And Guy's ek baat jo aap log chah kar bhi denied nahi kar sakte.......
Shadi logo ko lagta hai sirf enjoyment hai or romance sex wagera hai......lekin sex romance vo pehli asi cheez hai jo shadi ke baad bahar bhagti hai or piche chord jaati hai zimmedariya......
Zimmedariya, Not zimmedari...
Lekin ye baat logo ko kaha samajh aati hai........
Jerry jo dairy se doodh lekar or bread lekar ( shop ) se ghar aaraha tha...... Tabhi.....
J ka man :- bhai.......
J :- Hmmm.
J ka man :- Ghar par rash...oh sorry bhabhi Akeli hai......
J :- ha to....
J ka man :-
Tu bhai rehne de tere bas ki nahi hai kis mooh se shadi ke liye parpose kiya tha...J :- Abe tu kya kehta rehta hai.....kuch palle pade vo bol....
Man :- Abe bhai bhabhi Akeli tu akela samjh......
J :- Ha to jab ghar par koi nahi hota to akele hi honge or abhi to main chala jaunga to vo akeli ho jayegi......
Man :-
Doob mar...bhai........J :- Abe yaar tu kya hai bhai ab kya kiya akele.....to kya karu...
Man :- Abe ghochu ek ladka or ladki ghar me akele.......to kya hota hai.....
J :- Kya......
Man :- Abe......Gandu.....Romance..................
J ye sun sharma jata hai......
Man :- Ohhh badi sharam aarahi hai or kal kya ho gaya tha........
J kal ki baat sun sharma jaata hai or uska lund jhatke marne lag jaata hai......
Man :- Vaise ek sawal tha ye sab sikha kaha se........or dekh kar lag raha tha ki tu trained hai.....kaha mooh kala kiya hai jo mujhe nahi pata.......
J kuch nahi bolta kyuki uska man machal raha tha uska lund jo jhatke maar raha tha....Jerry in baato se alag ho kar apne ghar pr aane lagta hai............
Udar ghar par Rashmi man hi man kuch soch rahi thi......
Rashmi apne aap se :- Huhhhhh jerr.......y kal ka aapka vo pyaar.......
Tabhi Rashmi ka man :- badi sharma rahi hai ye to aam baat hai na.....
R ( blushing ) :- Haa lekin unko ye sab kaise pata aisa lag rha tha ki unko sab pata hai.....
Man :- Haa to.....pata kyu nahi hoga mard zaar hai bahr jaati hai or mardo se milte hai......
R :- Fir bhi itna sab kaise.......
Man :- Unhe dekh kar lagta hai kya? Ki unki age kam hai....?koi bhi kaisi bhi baat kar leta hoga or vaise bhi ashlil kitabe kitni aati hai pata hai na......
R :- Chiii....vo aisi kitabe pardte hai.......
Man :- Haa to kya mard zaat hai is umar me unke bachhe ho jaane chaiye the to kya books dekh li to konsa aakal agaya.....
Ye sun rashmi man me thodi chid chidi ho jaati hai......
R ( gusse me ) :- Nahi aisa nahi hoga mere alawa kisi or stree ko vo dekh bhi kaise sakte hai....
Man :- To kya hoga kitabe hai.....
R full gusse me :- Haaa to biwi nahi hai kya................
Aane do unhe unki khabar leti hu...Tabhi man :- Ohh......hel.....lo......pagal ho gai h kya aisi baate karegi.....
Tabhi Rashmi chikte hue :- haaa karungi.........or ye itni late kaise hue.......
Rashmi bhadak chuki thi......
Bhar jerry ghar poch Gaya tha...
Tabhi uska man :- Bhai....
J :- Abe yaar tu fir...
Man :- Tere bhale ki baat hai....
J :- haa bol......
Man :- aane jaane me saman lene me 25 se 30 min lagne the....
J :- Haa to.....
Man :- 1 ghanta hone ko hai ab ghar jaa kar kya bolega......
J :- bolna kya hai bata dunga......jo hua tha.....
Man :- Bhai......vo biwi hai teri is ghar ki vakil judge sab wahi hai kya lagta hai teri baat par vishwas karegi......or jab ki kal usne kya kaha tha yaad hai na ki kisi or ko dekha bhi to.....
J ghabraye hue :- maine kisko dekha yaar.......
Man :- Bhai jab mard late hota hai na fir uski biwi sawal puche begar nahi chord thi or teri wali to chalti firti sherni hai.....
J :- Abe yaarr..........
MAn :- Abe jaldi door baja....
Ghar par Rashmi jo alag hi roop le chuki thi......
Or tabhi door par dastak hoti hai.......
Rashmi full attitude me door kholne jaati hai....
R Ke saamne jerry tha.....
Jerry kuch bolta tabhi Rashmi.....
R gusse me :- Itni der kaise ho gai aane me.......
Or ye sun jerry ka man :- Lag gai class bhai ki........
J ghabrate hue :- Vo......a....vo..ek dost mil gaya tha rash.......
Tabhi Rashmi :- Achha dost mil gaya tha aapko pata hai na aapko kaam par bhi jaana hai....
Tabhi jerry ka man :- Kuch madad chahiye kya bhai....J :- ab...vo...a so.....sory Rashmi vo main......
Tabhi Rashmi :- Bas.........chaliye andr jaldi se.....
Jerry ka man :- Bhai dekh kar Bima kar waa rakha hai na.......
Jerry chup chap andar chala jaata hai......
Andar jaate hi Rashmi mano pagal si ho gai thi......
R :- Ek baat bataiye........
J jiski fati padi thi :- Hm......ky....kya hua...... Rashmi.....
R :- Aap bahar jaa kar kuch galat salat kaam to nahi karte.....na......
J :- ye tum kaisi baat kar rahi ho......
R :- Main ishiliye keh rahi hu kyuki aap apne baare me kuch nahi batate.......kab kya karte ho ishiliye aaj se subha se lekar sham tak kya kya kiya he sab aaj se roz bataoge or khabar daar jo kuch galat salat kaam kiya to mujhse boora koi nahi hoga.......or usse bhi badi baat ki agar aapne kisi ladki ko ya shadi shuda ladki ya kisi bhi stree ko kahi bhi dekha yaaa jo vo........gandi sandi kitabe aati hai waha bhi dekh........to us din is ghar me aag laga dungi.......
Rashmi ka ye roop dekh bolna to nahi chahunga lekin jerry ki gand fat gai thi......
Jerry kaan ye dekh :- Abe bhai kya kar raha hai kuch kar Varna ye hum dono ko abhi upar bhej de gi.....jldi kuch kar....
J jiski Gand fati padi thi :- bhi.....bhai.....ky.kya......bolu......
Man :- Abe tarik kar uski kuch bol bc Varna hogaya tere chakkar me mera swargwaaas........
J Bade pyaar se lekin darte hue.....
J :- Ab........b......ji....jiski itni sundar wife ho vo kaise bahar kisi ko dekh sakta hai RASHMI DARLING.........
Or ye sun rashmi ka gussa halka shant hota hai lekin....
R :- Achha ji ab mithi mithi baate karke mujhe manane ki zaroorat nahi.......
J ka man :- Abe yaar in streeo ke man ka kya kare......
J :- Nahi meri jaan tumhari kasam.........
Or ye sun rashmi ka gussa ab jaa kar kahi gussa kam hota hai......
OR ye sun rashmi jerry ki taraf dekhti hai.....
R pyaar se :- Sach.....keh rahe ho ya aise hi dil behlane ki liye keh rahe ho.......
Rashmi ka man Ye dekh :- Badi jaldi pighal gai........
J :- Maine sirf aaj tak ek hi ladki se pyaar kiya hai ushe chuha hai or dekha hai or usse ab shadi bhi karne wala hu........
Or bolte hue jerry Rashmi ke hotho ko sehla deta hai.......
Rashmi Jerry ki ye harkat dekh ek dam se saara gussa bhool jaati hai or bade pyaar se.......
R :- Itna pyaar karte ho aap mujhse.....
J ek alag andaz me :- Haa........Rashmi........
Rashmi jerry ke is andaaz se sharma jaati hai.....
Dono ek doosre me kho jaate hai....
Dono ek doosre ke kareeb the mano abhi kiss kar lenge......
Lekin Tabhi........
Guy's ye romance se pehle ka jo kuch hua is update me de diya iske baad late night update me sirf romance hoga.......
Tab tak wait kro thodasa......
Milte hai late night
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