Adultery KALLU KI ZINDAGI KI SHURUWAT

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Update 1......




Introduction.......






Ye kahani ki surwat hoti hai salo pehle jab Kallu ka bhi ek aprivar tha ek beta ek beti aur ek Biwi bhi thi.

Beta ka naam SHYAM

Beti ka naam LAXMI

Biwi ka naam PADMA.


Aur Kahani ke dusre kirdaar.......


MLA Raghunath (Ye aadmi Kallu jis ilake me rehta hai waha ka MLA hai jaise ko maximum politician hote hai ye bhi Bada hi jaalim aur lalchi aadmi hai. Masum janta ki mehnat ka paisa sarkar se laake bade maze se khata hai.)


Raghunath ki Biwi....... RAMBHA.

Ye Raghunath ki dusri biwi hai pehli biwi kuchh saal pehle hi guzar gayi to Raghunath ne apne power ka istemal karke ye shaadi kiya tha.


Raghunath ki beta....... Nikhil....

Ye jaalim aur laalachpan me apne baap se bhi 2 kadam aagey hai. Ye apne baap ke liye political murders bhi krta hai. Ab tak ishke naam ke 14 Murder aur 20 bang ka case chal raha hai lekin. Ye sirf file banke police station me pada hua hai. Police bhi Raghunath ke ghar pe haath daalne se darti hai.


Raghunath ki Bahu....... Nushrat.

Nushrat aur Nikhil ek hi College me padhte the ishiliye dono me pyaar ho gaya aur dono ne shaadi bhi kr liya. Nushrat kuchh kam ghamandi nahi hai ushe kamjor aur majboor logo ko parishaan karna me bada maza aata hai.

Raghunath ki beti bhi hai jo seher me reh kar padhai kar rahi hai aur ushka introduction story ke demand ke hisab se aagey hogi.


Baaki ke character story ke progress ke saath introduce karunga.




STORY.......


Jaise ki hum purane story se jaante hai ki Kallu kitna ghinona aadmi hai. Koi bhi aadmi pehle se hi kamina ya harami nahi hota hai haalat kese ek sidha aadmi ko itna kamina bana diya hai wo hum ish kahani se jaanenge.


Kallu bhi ek aam aadmi tha jiski ek biwi thi ek beta tha ek beti thi bhara pura parivaar tha. Lekin kismat ka khel esha hua ki ushka sab kuchh loot gaya.

Kallu ka ek khet tha jisme Kallu aur ushka beta shyam dono hi kaam krte the jo bhi income hota tha pura pariwar khusi se rehta tha lekin pichhle saal bahat jyada sukha pada jisse pura gaon ka paani sukh gaya to gujara nikalne ke liye sare gaon wale waha ke MLA Raghunath ke paas gaye. Raghunath ne paisa to diya lekin badle pure gaon walo ke kheto par kabja kar diya. Aur ab pura gaon apne hi khet me naukar ban ke liye huye paiso ka bhuktan kar rahe hai. Gaon ke log pareshani me to the lekin MLA ke khilaf koi bhi jaane ki himmat nahi kr paa raha tha. Sabse jyada log Raghunath ka beta Nikhil se darte the kyunki kamina gaon ki har ladki ko buri nazar se dekhta tha aur apne baap ke liye political murders bhi krta tha.



Fir ek din sab badal gaya......

PADMA....... Laxmi o laxmi me Bazaar ja rahi hu tu baapu aur bhaiya ko khana bana lena dono ko aaj jaldi se khet me jana hai. Maalik bulaye hai jaldi se jaane ke liye.

Laxmi....... Thik hai MAA tum jaao me sab kar lungi.

Thodi der me Kallu aur Shyam khana khake jaldi se kaam ko nikal jaate hai. Gaon ke sare log majdur banke Raghunath ke kheto me pahunch chuke the ye dono baap bete thodi deri me pahunchte hai ishiliye kheto ka pehra dene wale Raghunath ke aadmi dono ko bahat gaali dete hai.

Aadmi 1- Madarchod dono BAAP Bete itna deri se aaye ho khet me kaam karne lagta hai Nikhil baba ka jute ki pitai bhul gaye ho dono.

Kallu..... Nahi nahi sahab esha julum mat kijiye. Agli baar se aur jaldi aaenge.

Aadmi 2- Chalo jaldi se kaam karo kheto me thodi dere Nikhil baba bhi aajayenge yaha.

Kallu aur Shyam dono hi khet me ghush jaaye hai Shyam ko bada gussa aaraha tha.

Shyam...... Baapu aap kyu hamesha gaali khane ish harami MLA ke khet me aajate ho. Agar hamara khet wo kabza kr liya hai to jaane dijiye khet ko. Hum log seher chale jaayenge aur waha kuchh na kuchh kaam karke apna guzara kar lenge.


Kallu...... Beta gussa mat kar ye zameen hamari MAA hai aur kheti ke alawa hume kuch aur bhi to nahi aata hai.


Tabhi ek lamba sa gaadi aata hai jiske ander se Nikhil nikalta hai.

Nikhil ke saath aaj ushki biwi nushrat bhi thi jo kale rang ka goggle pehen ke gadi ke ander bethi huyi thi.


Shyam....... Dekho jara maharani ko gaadi me baith kar bhi chasma pehni huyi hai itna ghamand kisika nahi raha hai ishka bhi nahi rahega.

Kallu.... Chup hoja beta koi sun liya to bahat pitayi hogi.

Nikhil............ Aaj kaun late aaya tha kaam par.

Aadmi 1... Ji maalik wo budhha Kallu aur ushka beta Shyam aaj bhi late the.

Nikhil..... Dono kutto ke account se aaj 300 rupaye minus kar do.

Shyam..... Maalik itna kathor mat baniye ghar me meri budhi MAA hai aur ek chhoti behen hai un dono ko kaam karne me thoda late ho jaata hai.


Nikhil...... Kya umar hogi teri behen ki.

Shyam..... Ji 25 saal ki hai jald hi shaadi karwa dunga.

Nikhil..... Shaadi karwane ki kya jarurat hai haweli pe vej de ek raat ke liye phir pura mahina kaam kiye bina baithna dono BAAP Bete.


Ye sunte hi shyam ka khun khaul uthta hai. Wo kichad utha ke Nikhil par fek deta hai.

Nikhil...... Teri ye himmat tu mujh par haath uthaya dekh kya rahe ho 100 kode lagao ish namak haram ko.


Kallu daud ke aake Nikhil ka pair pakad leta hai......
Maalik daya karo Malik galati ho gayi hai mere bete se maaf kr do Maalik.


Lekin Nikhil ek bhi nahi sunta aur Kallu aur Shyam dono ki jam kar pitayi karwata hai wohi gaadi ke ander baithi Nushrat ko maano koi asar hi nahi pad raha tha wo dono Nirdosh BAAP Bete Ko pitne ka Video bana rahi thi mobile se.


Fir jab Nikhil ka gussa shant hua tab wo bolta hai......... Dono ko aaj koi paisa mat do aaj bhukha rehne do dono ko tabhi pata chalega mere upar kichad fekne ka natija.


Nushrat...... Chalo na Nikhil ab kya yehi pura din nikaloge. Aaj tum mujhe gaadi chalana bhi sikhane wale ho tum. Jaldi aao na.


Dono Pati patni gaadi me nikal jaate hai. Aur gaadi Nushrat chala rahi thi jisko gaadi chalana nahi aarha tha wo kabhi left me chala rahi thi to kabhi right me ghuma rahi thi lekin fir bhi drive ko gaon ke raste me chalana sikh rahi thi.


Thode samay baad shaam ho jaati hai aur Dono BAAP Bete bina aaj ka tankha liye ghar wapas aate hai to dekhte hai ki ghar ke samne bhid lagi padi hai.

Dono ko kuchh samajh nahi aata hai dono daud kar jab ghar ke ander jaate hai to dekhte hai ki Kallu ki biwi Padma bed par padi huyi hai aur ushke shir par gehri chot lagi hai.



To be continued............

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Update 2



Kallu aur Shyam dono apne ghar ke bahar lage bhid ko dekh ke chaunk jaate hai aur daudte huye ghar ke ander ghuste hai to Padma ki haalat dekh kar pura pariwar darr jaata hai.


Padma ka shir fata hua tha jiske upar kapda bandha hua tha aur pura sarir pe chot laga hua tha.


Shyam gusse se....... Aye laxmi MAA ko dawakhana leke kyu nahi gayi tu.


Laxmi....... Bhai paise nahi hai mere paas ishiliye me aapka intezar kr rahi thi Hariya Chacha ko phone me bola hu wo apna tempo leke aarahe hai.


Kallu...... Tu hariya ko kyu boli bada hi kamina inshaan hai. Gaon me abhi bhi chori krta rehta hai. Ushe logo ke halat par koi taras nahi aata hai.


Shyam...... Koi baat nahi baapu abhi MAA ko bas dawakhana leke jaana hai baaki baat baadme dekhenge.

Thodi der me tempo leke Hariya aajata hai.


Hariya...... Kallu leke aaja teri biwi ko paise nahi lunga tujhse bachpan ke dost jo hai hum dono.


Kallu...... Agar meri biwi ki eshi haalat nahi hoti to kabhi bhi teri madat nahi leta. Thu hai teri dosti par.


Hariya....... Tu abhi bhi mujh par gussa hai kyunki mene tere ghar se chori kiya tha aur wo bhi sirf 1100 rupaye. Chal thik hai tu maafi de ya naa de abhi bhabhi ko leke dawakhana chal. Aye shyam dekh kya raha hai bhabhi ko leke aake tampo me bitha tera baap aur mera jhagda to puri zindagi chalti rahegi.


Fir kuchh gaon walo ki madat se Padma ko gaadi me bitha ke sab log hospital leke aajate hai. Jo ki thodi dur seher me tha.


HOSPITAL ME.......


Doctor....... Bahat blood loss ho gaya hai aur brain me blood clotting kr gaya hai ishiliye immediately operation karna hoga aap paiso ka intezam kijiye jaldi. Nahi to patient ko hum bacha nahi paaenge.



Kallu, Shyam aur laxmi ye baat sunke unka hosh hi Ud jaata hai.

Shyam...... Karib kitna paisa lagega.

Doctor...... Total 3 lakh ke karib kharcha aaega jaldi kijiye.

Shyam aur Kallu, Laxmi ko wohi hospital me chhod ke turant hi Raghunath ke ghar bhagte hai.


Hariya apne tempo me betha ke dono BAAP Bete ke saath aata hai Raghunath ke ghar.

Raste me......

Hariya....... Kallu chinta mat kar bhabhi thik ho jaaegi. Raghunath sahab ko sab chiz bolna wo jarur madat karenge tera.


Shyam...... Baapu aap chinta mat kijiye me hu na MAA ko kuchh hone nahi dunga.


Kallu, Shyam aur Hariya teeno Raghunath ke ghar pahunch jaate hai.

Security...... Arey kaha chale aaye ho dono chalo bhago yaha se.

Kallu..... Bhai hume ander jaane de bahat zaruri kaam hai maalik se.


Wohi dur khada Raghunath ki Biwi Rambha khadi thi.

Rambha...... Kaun ayaa hai.? Ander aane do.


Kallu aur Shyam......... Dhanyawad maalkin thoda maalik se milna tha.


Rambha........ Kutte suna hai aaj tere bete ne mere bete par kichad feka tha.

Ye sunke Kallu ka shir niche jhuk jaata hai.

Rambha...... Bolna suwar tum log bhul gaye ki hum log kaun hai hum log jaha thukte hai waha tum log kaam karte ho aur tumlogo ki itni himmat ki tum logo ne hamare pariwar par kichad uchhala hai.


Kallu ghutne ke bal baith jata hai aur bolta hai........ Maalkin mere bete se galati ho gayi hai hume maaf kar dijiye. Bas maalik se milne dijiye.


Raghunath......... Kya hua hai Rambha kaun aaya hai ?


Rambha........ Kuchh majdoor aaye huye hai aapse milne.


Raghunath......... Kya hua hai aur kyu aaye ho yaha.?


Kallu....... Maalik gajab ho gaya hai meri madat kijiye. Meri Biwi dawakhana me hai kuchh paise chahiye operation karne ke liye.

Raghunath........ To kitna paisa chahiye ?


Kallu....... Maalik 3 lakh.

Raghunath....... Hehehehe sala suwar kahika paisa chahiye wo bhi 3 lakh hehehehe


Rambha......... Oji sunte ho ye wohi ladka hai jo aaj Nikhil par kichad uchhala tha.(Shyam ki isara krte huye)

Shyam haath jod kar Raghunath ka pair pakad leta hai........ Maalik mujhse galati ho gayi hai meri saza mere MAA ko mat dijiye.


Raghunath....... Thik hai thik hai chalo mere bete ka gaadi me kuchh gandagi laga hua hai tum dono jao aur gaadi ko saaf kar do fir me paisa dunga.


Dono BAAP Bete turant hi gaadi dhone nikal jaate hai jab wo dono gaadi ko dekhte hai to darr hi jaate hai.

Kyunki gaadi ke samne ke hisse me khoon laga hua tha. Pata nahi gaadi par ye kiska khoon tha.


Raghunath...... Jaldi karo nahi to paisa nahi dunga.


Dono turant hi gaadi dhone lagte hai aur gaadi pe laga khoon ko achhe se saaf karte hai. Saaf hone ke baad dono Raghunath ke pass jaate hai.


Kallu...... Maalik gaadi saaf ho gayi hai ab mere paise.


Raghunath apne jeb se 1 rupaye ka sikka nikal ke dekta hai.


Raghunath....... Leja yehi hai tera paisa.

Fir dono RAMBHA aur Raghunath hasne lagte hai.


Tabhi Nikhil aur Nushrat bahar aate hai.


Nikhil...... Kyu buddhe mil gaya paisa chal bhag yaha se.


Shyam....... Ye julum mat kijiye Maalik aaj paisa de dijiye me puri zindagi aapke kheto me kaam karunga muft me.


Nikhil hasta hua........ Kyube kutte kaha gayi teri hekdi kichad feka tha na mere pe. Ja apni behen ko leke aa tab jaake ek mahina meri rakhel banne ke badle 3 lakh le lena.

Ye baat sunke shyam ko itna gussa aata hai ki wo Nikhil ko pakad ke pitna chalu kr deta hai. Shyam kafi hatta katta tha to wo Nikhil pe lafi bhari pad raha tha shyam ka ek thappad se Nikhil behosh ho jaata hai.


Lekin tabhi Raghunath ke aadmi aake Shyam aur Kallu dono ko pakad ke baandh dete hai.



Nushrat... Teri itni himmat suwar ki tu mere pati par haath uthaya.

Ye bolte huye Nushrat Shyam ke pairo ke bich me ek laat marti hai. Aur Shyam dard ke mare niche gir jaata hai.

Nushrat haste huye....... Teri MAA ko aaj mene hi apne gaadi se udaya tha. Kya kr lega kutte tu??
Tum dono bewakuf apne hi MAA aur biwi ka khoon saaf kr rahe the hamare gaadi se.

Aur ye kehte huye Raghunath aur ushke sare log hasne lagte hai. Aur Nushrat to maza le rahi thi ye sab ka.

Kallu aur Shyam dono hi wohi par pade ro rahe the.

Kallu...... Maalik paise dene ki jarurat nahi hai hum dono ko ab jaane dijiye me kahi aur se paisa udhar le lunga.


Raghunath....... Kallu baat ye hai ki paisa to me dene wala nahi tha tujhe lekin tere bete ne mere bete par haath uthaya hai wo bhi ishiliye kyunki mere bete ne teri beti ko apna rakhel banake rakhna chahta tha ishiliye.

Ab tum dono ki saza yehi hai ki ab tumhari beti ko me aur mere aadmi sab milke apni ek raat ki rakhel banaenge.

Ye sunte hi Kallu aur Shyam dono ke aankho me aansu aajate hai.

Shyam...... Raghunath sirf ek baar mere haath khol de tera jabaan khinch lunga me.

Raghunath...... Esha hai kya. To thik hai tere samne hi teri behen ka izzat uatarega mera beta aur me aur fir mere ye aadmi bhi.

Ye kehta hua Raghunath apne aadmi logo ko ishara kr deta hai ushke aadmi sab gaadi leke hospital ki wor jaate hai. Aur kuchh aadmi Kallu aur Shyam ko pit rahe the.



To be continued...........

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[Udaybhanu_123]

Bhai exam kab khatam honge

Agle month update AAEGa sorry

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Update 3.......



Kall.u ko ushke samne hi Raghunath pit raha tha aur Shyam ki chhikhe pura ilaka gunz raha tha.



Kallu....... Maalik chhod dijiye maalik galati ho gayi hai humse maalik chhod dijiye.


Kallu ki koi bhi baat Raghunath sun nahi raha tha aur Raghunath ko ek thappad lagata hai aur kehta hai........ Chhod du tere bete ko ushe dikhaunga ki mere bete pe haath uthane ka kya matlab hota hai.


Tabhi Raghunath ke aadmi log laxmi ko utha ke leke aajate hai. Laxmi apne baap aur bhai ka haalat dekh kar daar jaati hai aur kehti hai....... Maalik ye kya hai aap mere bhai aur baapu ko kyu maar rahe ho.


Raghunath........ Arey tera bhai teri bahat izzat karta hai tere bhai aur baap ke liye tu kya kar sakti hai.


Laxmi....... Kuchh bhi karungi maalik chhod dijiye unhe.

Raghunath......... Agar tu apna saree khol degi to tere bhai ko chhod dunga.


Laxmi ye sunke ushka hosh udh jaati hai....... Ye kya keh rahe ho maalik.


Raghunath....... Sach bol raha hu nahi maar maar ke jaan le lunga dono ki.


Laxmi darr ke maare apna saree khol deti hai. Aur Raghunath Shyam ka haath aur pair khol deta hai lekin ushme taqat hi nahi tha ki wo kuchh kar paaye wo muhbke bal zameen me pada hua tha aur ro raha tha.


Shyam haath jod te Raghunath se kehta hai........ Maalik chhod do meri behen ko. Wo abhi bachchi hai.


Raghunath laxmi ka badan ki wor dekhte huye kehta hai...... Ye kaha se bachchi hai, ye to kafi badi ho gayi hai.

Raghunath........ Chal ab apna blouse aur petticoat ko bhi khol degi to 3 lakh rupaye bhi dunga jisse tu apne MAA ka ilaz karwa sakti hai. Agar natak karegi to teri MAA mar jaaegi, soch le.


Laxmi rote huye........ Maalik me sab karungi mere pariwar ko bacha lijiye.


Kallu...... Nahi beti nahi yehi log hai jinhone Padma ki eshi halat kiye hai beti ye log koi madat nahi karenge.


Laxmi ye sunte hi thapad mar deti hai Raghunath ko. Wohi dur khadi Rambha bolti hai......... Ye bhi apne baap aur bhai jaisi hai ishko bhi sabakh sikhaiye nahi to gaon me hamari kya izzat rahegi.


Raghunath wohi sabke samne Laxmi ka kapde faad deta hai aur Laxmi apne baap aur bhai ke samne hi nangi khadi thi wo apne sarir ko apne haathon se dhakne lagti hai lekin Raghunath wohi par hi Laxmi ko niche leta deta hai aur apna chhota sa Lulli bahar nikalta hai jo ki 4 inch ka tha aur bahat patla bhi wo sabke samne hi Laxmi ka balatkar kar deta hai. Laxmi wohi zameen par pade ro rahi thi.


Shyam apna sarir ka sara taqat milake ek akhri baar Raghunath ko marne uthta hai lekin Raghunath apne aadmi se banduk leke sidha hi Shyam ko goli maar deta hai.


Laxmi....... Me tujhe chhodungi nahi Raghunath mere ye shraap hai ki jaise tune sirf maze ke liye mere pariwar ka naash kar diya bilkul bese hi tere pariwar ka bhi naash ho jaaega. Tu bhi tadpega apne bahu, beti aur biwi ke liye lekin tujhe kabhi Shanti nahi milegi.


Ye sunte hi Raghunath ka gussa itna badh jaata hai ki wo Laxmi ko bhi goli maar deta hai jisse Kallu ko aankho ke samne hi ushka Jawan beta aur beti dono mar chuke the.


Rambha tabhi 3 laakh rupaye laake Kallu ke samne rek deti hai.

Rambha....... Ye le Kallu 3 lakh rupaye ja aapni biwi ko bacha le.Hamshe takarane ka yehi natiza hota hai agar teri beti ko tu pehle hi leke aajta to tera beta nahi marta tujhe kya lagta hai mera pati aur beta yaha gaon ke kitne aurton ka izzat luta hai lekin koi tere pariwar jaisa nahi tha.


Ye kehta hua Rambha Kallu ka rashi khol deti hai to Kallu paisa leke sidha hospital bhagta hai.


Hospital me.........


Doctor....... Sorry aap bahat late ho gaaye hai paiso ke bina me operation nahi kar sakta tha aur ab patient mar chuki hai ab me kuchh nahi kar Sakta.



Ek hi din me Kallu ka pura pariwar khatam ho chuka tha ushka jeene ki umeed khatam ho chuki thi. Kallu apne Biwi,beta aur beti ka antim sanskar karta hai aur police bhi har baar ki tarah ish baar bhi baat ko daba deti hai.




Kallu ab puri tarah se tut chuka tha ab ushko jeene ki chah khatam ho chuki thi aur jiye kiske liye jo bhi tha Kallu ka wo ushka pariwar tha. Ab wo pariwar nahi raha Raghunath ka ahankar ne Kallu jaise ek aam aadmi ka sab kuchh loot liya tha. Raghunath kuchh nahi maze se apna life ji raha tha wohi Kallu apne family ke barbadi pe ro raha tha.


After 1 year.........



Kallu sab kuchh chhod deta hai ushe hosh hi nahi tha sharab pike raste me sabko gaali dena chalu kr deta hai. Ghar a khet sab kuchh bech deta hai aur gaon ke bahar ek chhota sa jhopda bana ke rehta hai. Nahana aur daant ka brush karna to bhul hi gaya tha jiske wajah se ushke muh aur sarir se bahat jyada badbu aane laga hai wo itna Zyada ganda ho chuka tha ki ush par ab makhi bin binane lagi hai ushka daant pura kala pila ho chuka tha kyunki hamesha ya to tambakhu khata tha ya to sharab pita tha. Ab wo pura barbaad ho chuka hai. Ab ushka pehnawa bhi badal chuka hai kapde dhul mitti se gande rehte the kyunki wo sarab pikey hamesha raste me pada hua rehta tha. Ab ushka koi dost nahi tha ushke padosi bhi ab ushse dur bhagte hai. Wo sirf ek lungi aur shirt pehen ke ghumta rehta hai jo jagah jagah se fat chuka tha. Pure sarir par baal hi baal tha dadhi muchh sab badh chuke the ek pagal bhikhari lagta tha wo aur ushke ek bhikhariyo ka gang bhi tha jo gaon ki aurat logo ko dekh ke gandi gandi baatein karte the. Kyunki wo baatein hi kar sakte the kisiko paa to nahi sakte the. Aur Kallu unlogo ka bada dost ban gaya tha kyunki wo bhi unlogo ke saath baith kar kabhi kabhi bhikh bhi maangta tha aur gaon ki aurton ko galat nazar se dekhta tha aur jaake sasti randi chodta tha.




Kallu ka din ka surwat hota tha sarab aur juye se pura din wo jua khelta tha aur raat ko juye ke paise se sasti randiya jo 50 rupaye milti thi unhe chodta tha. Kabhi kabhi to 50 rupye ki randiya bhi ushse chudti nahi thi kyunki ek to itna ganda badbu aata tha ushme se aur ushke saath saath KALLU ke paas ek musal kala lund tha jo 10 inch lamba aur 4 inch mota tha jiski wajah se kai randiya ek baar chudne ke baad kisi aur se chud hi nahi paati thi kyunki bahat dard hota tha unsab Randiyo ko. Wohi kuchh Randiya Kallu ko dekhte hi ushse chudne ke liye tayar ho jaati thi kyunki ek baar chudayi se Kallu unhe wo sukh deta tha jo koi aur unhe nahi de pata tha. Itne badbu ke wabajud ye randiya Kallu ki diwani thi. Ishiliye kabhi kabhi Kallu se chudne ke baad bhi ushse paise nahi leti thi.




Kallu ka din ab eshe hi barbadi me bidta jaa raha tha, ki fir ek din.........








To be continued............

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[andyking302]

Update-04



Fir ek din sab kuchh badal jaata hai Kallu apne bhikhari dosto ke saath baith ke bhikh maang raha tha ki wohi Mandir ke samne ek lambi si ek kaali car aake rukti hai aur ushme se Raghunath ki family bahar nikalti hai. Kallu unlogo ke dekhte hi apne gusse par se kaabu kho raha tha. Wo side me pada ek pattar utha leta hai aur sahi mouke ka intezar me Mandir ke sidhiyo ke pass bhikhariyo ke bich baith jaata hai.



Ki tabhi ek bhikhari bolta hai.........

"Kya maal hai ye dono saas aur Bahu. Ek naam Rambha hai to dusre ka Nushrat dono hi ek se badh kar ek hai. Ye rambha ka gaand to saree bhi sambhal nahi paa raha hai Karib 38 inch ki to gaand hi hai ek number ki chhinaal lagti hai ye to. Agar me Raghunath ki jagah hota to sirf ishki gaand hi maarta rehta."

Dusra Bhikhari..........

"Sala Raghunath bada mard banta hai shaadi ke itne saalo baad bhi bacha nahi de paya ishko. Me hota to din raat ishki chut me apna ganda badbuwala lund ko daal ke hi rakhta aur apna gaanda paani ishke chut me bharta rehta jab tak ishka pet mera bacha leke ful ke gubbara nahi hojata tab tak."


Kallu bhikhariyo ki baat sun ke pehli baar RAMBHA ko achhe se dekhta hai aur apne mann me sochta hai......

"Wah sach me ye to ek dum kadak maal hai. Umar karib 44-45 saal ki hai aur jaha jaha charbi hona chahiye waha waha charbi chad gaya hai. Kya gaand hai 38 inch ki to hogi hi, aur kya chuchi hai 36 ki to chuchi hogi aur ye patli si kamar par bhi thoda thoda charbi chada hua hai phir bhi 32 ki kamar hogi. Kabhi ish randi ki achhe se dekha hi nahi tha."


Kallu ye sab soch hi raha tha ki ek bhikhari ki baat ushke kaano par padti hai............

"Aur ishko dekho Raghunath ki Bahu hai ye, aur ye bhi kuchh kam nahi hai apne saas se bhi badhkar hai. Kya kismat hoga ushka jo ish ladki ki le raha hoga. 36-24-36 ki figure hi hai hai ishki saas ko pura takkar deti hai ye. Kai baar ishko dekh ke hila chuka hu sali har taraf se ek raand hi lagti hai me. Sala ishka pani 2 saal ho gaya hai lekin abhi tak ishko bacha nahi de paaya hai. Ek baar mujhse chud jaaye fir bacha hi bacha paida karegi."

Dusra Bhikhari...........

"Lekin hamare kismat me kaha indono ki gaand aur chut hai jinke hisse me hai unse to kuchh ho nahi raha hai hum log bas lund hila hi sakte hai indono ko dekh kar."


Phir Kallu ab Nushrat ko bhi achhe se dekhta hai........

"Sach me ye bhi kuchh kam nahi hai ye bhi apne saas ki barabar ki hai aur jab ye apne SaaS ki umar ki hogi tab to ye aur top lagegi. Ishke bhi mene kabhi dhyan se dekha nahi tha ye bhi kuchh kam nahi hai."


Bhikhari 3...... Aye ye tum log kya bol rahe ho agar Raghunath ya ushka beta sun liya to kya karega pata hai na. Gaon ke kai ghar ke aurton ko ye BAAP BETE ne balatkar kiya hai aur kitno ka murder kiya hai pata hai na. Inke ghar par nazar mat daalo nahi to jaan se jaaoge.



Ye sunte hi sab chup ho jaate hai lekin ab Kallu ke dimag me ek bada hi khatarnak idea aata hai.

Kallu mann me sochta hai........

"Ye Raghunath ka pura pariwar sala harami hai koi bhagwan aake inhe saza nahi dega mujhe hi inhe saza dena hai sharab ke nashe me doob kar mene 1 saal barbaad kar diya hai ab ek pal bhi barbaad nahi karunga. Ab meri Padma, Shyam aur Laxmi ki jaan ki kimat me inke Ghar ke aurton se wasool karunga. Ye logo ne jo mujhse chhina hai ab me unse wohi cheej chhin lunga."



Kallu ke dimag ab kuchh nahi tha ushe sirf aur sirf badla lena tha ab. Jo saza kanoon ushe nahi de paa raha hai ab wo saza Kallu dega lekin apne andaz se.


Kallu ab Raghunath ke gaadi ke pass hi ushka intezar kar raha tha. Jaise hi Raghunath ka pariwar aata hai bese hi Kallu daud ke jaake Rambha ke pairo me gir jaata hai aur kehta hai.


"Maalkin mujhe maaf kar dijiye maalkin mujhse aur mere bete se bahat badi galati ho gayi hai maalkin me ush galati ka saza kaat chuka hu maalkin mujhe maaf kar dijiye."


Rambha Kallu ki haalat dekh kar ushko pehchan bhi nahi paa rahi thi.

"Chhi kaun hai tu mera pair chhod."


Kallu rote huye kehta hai......

"Maalkin me Kallu hu dekhiye na mere kya haalat hi gaya hai mujhe koi kaam nahi mil raha hai mere zameen to maalik ne le liya hai ab mera beta bhi nahi raha jo mujh buddhe ko kaam karke khila sake. Mujh par daya kijiye maalkin mujhe mera sabaq mil gaya hai mujh par daya kijiye, koi bhi kaam de dijiye apke ghar me."


Raghunath haste huye apne mochho ki tao de raha tha ushe Kallu ka haalat dekh kar bahat khushi mil rahi thi. Fir wo bolta hai.......


"Kallu teri haalat dekh kar mere dimag ke tere liye ek hi kaam aarha hai, hamare ghar ke naale aur toilet saaf karne ka kaam bese bhi yaha logo ki kami to hai nahi bol karega."


Kallu rote huye.......

"Haa maalik kuchh bhi karunga wohi aapke Ghar ka toilet aur gandi naali saaf karunga me bas khane ke liye roti aur rehne ke liye apne ghar me ek chhota sa kona de dijiye maalik. Me kutte ki tarah aapka bafadaar rahunga."


Raghunath.......

"Dekha humse takrane ka natija ab tu kisan se jamadaar ban gaya hai thik hai kal se aajana mere ghar par tujhe Terra kaam samjha dunga me.



Kallu........

"Bhagwan aapka bhala karey maalik. Me kal pakka aajaunga Subah Subah."



Raghunath aur ushki family gaadi me baith ke nikal jaati hai aur Kallu ke chehre par ek khatarnak si hasi aajati hai. Wo mann me hi kehta hai.

"Ab tujhe batata hu mujhse takrane ka matlab kya hota hai. Tere ghar me ghush ke tujhe barbaad karunga."



Kallu ka nazar ab Raghunath ki Biwi aur bahu par thi kese Raghunath badla lega janne ke liye agla update ka intezar kijiye.

To be continued.........

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Update 05





Kallu ko aaj ki raat badi achhi nind aati hai ushke plan ka pehla kadam ushne bade achhe se rakha tha ab ushe pata tha ki ushe aagey kya karna hai, Ab Kallu wo Kallu nahi rha jo sidha sadha tha aur kuchh bhi karne se darta tha waqt ne esha khel khela Kallu ke saath ab wo ek hawasi bhediya ban chuka hai. Aur ye bhediya Raghunath ke ghar ki aurton ko ghaath laga ke sikar karega.




Kallu apna desi sharab pita hai aur sojata hai. Subah Kallu ka nind bahat jaldi hi khul jaati hai aur wo apna purana lungi aur maili shirt pehen ke Raghunath ke ghar ki wor nikal jaata hai.



Jab Kallu Raghunath ke Ghar pahunchta hai ushe dekh kar RAMBHA kehti hai.........


"Arey Kallu tu nahata nahi hai kya aur ye kese gande maile kapde pehen ke aaya hai."

Kallu.........


"Maalkin mere pass yehi hai pehene ke liye aur bese bhi me to naali saaf karunga achha kapda pehene ka koi jarurat thodi hai."


RAMBHA........ Apne ek dusra naukar ko isara karte huye.

"Rafique chal ja ish buddhe ko ushka kaam samjha de."


(Raghunath ke ghar ke naukar.........

Rafique........ Ye ek 35 saal ki umar ka aadmi hai, sabse jyada bawadar hai Raghunath ka ye. Ye Ghar ka kaam krta hai jaise ki baazaar karna aur ye shaadi shuda bhi hai. Ishki biwi ka naam hai Fatimah.

Fatima....... Ghar ki naukarani ye ghar ka sara kaam krti hai khana banane me Rambha aur nushrat ki madat karna, ghar ki saaf safai karna.


Ye dono pati patni ghar ke sare kaam karte the aur wohi ghar me hi rehte the. In dono ke rehte ghar ke ander koi aur naukar ki jarurat hi nahi thi.)







Rafique....... Chalo Kallu tumhe kya kya karna hai wo bata deta hu.


Kallu.......... Chalo bhai.



Rafique Kallu ko sara kaam bata deta hai ki naali kaha hai aur toilet kaha kaha hai. Aur kitni baar din me ushe saaf karna hai. Rafique se thodi der baat krne se Kallu ko samajh aagya tha ki Ghar ke ander ghushna itna aasaan nahi hai jitna wo socha tha.

Kallu ab har din aata tha aur toilet aur naali saaf krta tha aur kabhi kabhi hi ushe Nushrat aur Rambha ke darshan hote the kyunki Kallu kabhi ghar ke ander nahi jaa pata tha.

Lekin jab bhi Kallu dono ko dekhta tha ushka khoon khaul uthta tha ek ne ushki Biwi ko mara tha aur dusri ki wajah se ushka beta mara tha.


Kallu mann hi maan sochta hai........

"Ye dono Randiya kitni khushi se reh rahe hai ye dono bhul hi gayi hai ki unhone 1 saal pehle kya kiya tha. Indono ki khushi me chhin lunga bas ek mauka mil jaaye."




Eshe hote hote din bitte gaye aur Kallu Raghunath ka wafadar naukar ki tarah ghar ke bahar se hi kaam krta tha. Dhire dhire se wo Raghunath aur Nikhil dono ka bharosa jitne laga tha. Lekin Nushrat aur Rambha ushke paas bhi nahi aate the kyunki wo naali saaf karne ke baad bhi sahi se nahata nahi tha jiske wajah se ushme se badi badbu aati thi. Thode dino me Kallu bhi rafique ke jaisa baazaar leke deta tha Fatimah ko lekin Ghar ke ander nahi jaa pa raha tha.


Esha hi karib 2 mahine chalta raha Kallu Raghunath aur Nikhil ka bharosa jitta raha. Agar Kallu tha to sirf ek mauke ki talaash me jisse wo Raghunath ke ghar ke ander ghush paaye aur wo mauka aakhir ek din Kallu ko mil hi jaata hai.



Fatima pregnant ho jaati hai rafique ke bache ke saath to dono ko chhutti mil jaati hai. Kyunki Fatima ghar ka kaam nahi kar sakti thi aur Rafique ko ushki dekh bhal karni thi. Ishiliye Raghunath ka sabse jyada wafadar aadmi ko na chahte huye bhi Raghunath Rafique aur Fatimah ko chutti de deta hai.


Ab ghar ka kaam karne ke liye koi dusra naukar nahi tha kyunki Raghunath kisi pe bharosa nahi karta tha. Ye mauke ka fayda Kallu kaise nahi uthaata. Aaj itne din ke baad wo apne plan ke dusre kadam pe tha.


Kallu turant hi Raghunath se kehta hai........


"Maalik aap mujhe kyu nahi rakh lete hai me ghar ka sara kaam kr lunga saaf safai, kapde dhona, baazaar jana sab me kar lunga Maalik."


Raghunath aur Nikhil to razi the lekin Rambha Kallu ki haalat dekh kar ushe hamesha hi ghin aati thi ishiliye wo kabhi Kallu ko apne ghar me ghushne nahi deti thi.



Rambha Kallu ko dekhte huye kehti hai.........


"Ye kese ghar ke ander aaega mat bhuliye ki aapne ishki pariwar ko khatam kiya tha ye badla lene aaya to."


Kallu. Haathon ko jodte huye..........

"Nahi nahi maalkin galati mere bete ki thi aur me ushki saza bhugat chuka hu. Ab to mujhe maaf kijiye."



Tabhi Raghunath kehta hai.......


"Aarey RAMBHA tum bekar ka darr rahi ho ye ab hamara kutta hai jispe bolunga ushpe bhonkega. Ishka pariwar ki maut ne ishe ishki asali aukat dikha diya hai."



Kallu.........

"Haa maalik me apna aukat jaan chuka hu me aapka kutta hu maalik"

Ye bolte huye Kallu kutte ki tarah bhonkne lagta hai........ Bhow.......Bhow........Bhow.......


"Mujhe bas aap do waqt ka khana dijiega mujhe kuchh aur nahi chahiye maalkin,bharosha kijiye mera me sikayat ka mauka nahi dunga aapko."

Rambha akhri kaar maan hi jaati hai aur Kallu ka pan akhir kaar AAGEY badhta hai. Wo man hi man hash raha tha aur sochta hai..........


"Itne mahine baad aakhir me mujhe ish ghar me ghusne ka mauka mil hi gya ab dekhna hai ki ish ghar ki aurat logo ki nash kaha kamjor hai bas wohi nas dabani hai."


Raghunath...........


"Thik hai Kallu ab tera jo saaman hai shaam tak leke aaja Fatimah ke room me reh jana tu aur sun ghar me rahega to raat ko bhi karna padega."




Kallu...........

"Aap kabhi bhi boliye Maalik me tayyar hu kaam karne ke liye."


Thodi der me Kallu apne jhopde ke liye nikal jaata hai aur apna kapda leke aajata hai, Kallu ki to lottery lag gayi thi. Wo jaldi se sara saaman ek bakshe me bharta hai aur Raghunath ke ghar pahunch jaata hai.



Tab tak Fatimah aur Rafique ka room khali ho chuka tha to Kallu apna box Rakhta hai aur hall me aata hai waha pura pariwar baithke Raghunath ke election ke baare mein baat kr rahe the lekin Kallu ka nazar sirf Rambha aur Nushrat par thi.

Kallu dono ka roop dekh kar apna lund ko sehlane lagta hai aur mann hi me sochta hai...........

"Kya lag rahi hai dono ko dono ab ye dono SaaS Bahu milke dono mere liye bache paida karenge indono ko apne ish lund se eshe chodunga ki dono ke dimag me kuchh rahega to sirf mera lund hi dono ko sikhaunga ki chudayi kise kehte hai eshe chodunga dono ko ki dono milke apna gaand hilaengi mere samne mera lund ke liye."


Kallu apne dimag aur hawas dono ko kabu karta hai. Tabhi RAMBHA ka awaz aata hai.......


"Kallu chal kitchen me khana banane me hamari madat kar ab Fatimah to hai nahi khana mujhe aur Nushrat ko hi banna hoga ab to koi hai nahi na."


Kallu.......

"Maalkin mujhe bhi khana banana aata hai meri biwi ke saath milke mene kai baar khana banaya hu. Aap aaj mujhe banane dijiye khana.


Nushrat........

"Thik hai Kallu aaj tu hi bana (Kallu nushrat ka baap ka umar ka hai lekin nushrat itni ghamandi hai ki ushe naam se bula rahi hai.)"


Kallu kitchen me chala jaata hai khana banake sabko khilata hai aur firse Raghunath ke pariwar ke karib aajta hai. Dhire dhire se Kallu apne plan me aagye badh rha tha.

Khana khane ke baad sab apne bedroom me chale jaate hai aur sojate hai lekin Kallu ko nind nahi tha wo aagey ka plan bana rha tha ishiliye wo chhupte chhupate pehle Nushrat ke room me jaata hai. Aur keyhole ke raste room ke ander ki haalat dekta hai.



Ander ka nazara dekh kar Kallu ki hasi nikal jaati hai Nikhil apna chhota sa Lulli nushrat ke chut me daal ke dhakke maar raha tha.

Kallu nushrat ko pehli baar apne samne nanga dekh raha tha Kallu Nushrat ka nanga badan dekh kar apna lund masalne lagta hai.


Bechara Nikhil ka bas ka baat nahi tha Nushrat jaisa maal ko chodne ka Kallu nushrat ki chut dekhte huye kehta hai........

"Ye chut kitni chhoti si hai asli lund se saali chudi nahi hai abhi tak ishiliye Nikhil jaise namard ke niche let ke khush hai ek baar mere niche aagyi to Nikhil ko hamesha ke liye bhul jaaegi."


Kallu ye keh hi raha tha ki Nikhil kisi ladki ki tarah chikhte huye Nushrat ke ander apna sara maal daal deta hai aur ek baar chodne ke baad hi wo nushrat se alag hoke so jaata hai.


Kallu.........

"Sach me ish randi ki akad mera lund hi nikalega. Saali jab mujhse chudegi sirf paani hi chhodti rahegi mere lund pe."


Kallu ab nushrat ka room se hat ke Raghunath aur Rambha ke room ke ander jhank ta hai.


Waha Rambha Raghunath ke upar chadhi huyi thi aur ushka lund hathon me liye hila rahi thi......

Rambha.........

"Aapne aaj viagra nahi liya hai kya ye khada kyu nahi ho raha hai"


Raghunath.......

"Rehne do Rambha dard ho raha hai pata nahi kuchh dino se dawai ka asar nahi ho raha hai mujh par. Sone do Rambha mujhe"


RAMBHA........

"Pichle 6 mahino se mujhe eshe hi pyasa chhod ke aap so jaate hai kuchh kijiye to sahi mere saath."


Rambha puri tarah se bebash ho chuki hai chudne ke liye lekin Raghunath ushe chodne ka naam hi nahi le raha hai. Aur Raghunath karwat badal ke so jata hai aur RAMBHA bichari eshe hi Raghunath se lipat ke so jaati hai.


Kallu samjh chuka tha ki kise sabse pehle ushe chunna hai. Kallu apna lund ko masalta hua haste huye apne room me jaake so jaata hai kyunki kalse Raghunath ki pariwar ka bura din chalu hone wala hai.












Comment me bataiye dosto ki Kallu sabse pehle kise seduce kare ushi hisab se agla update likhunga. Jisko vote jyada milega pehla sikar wohi hogi..........


To be continued...........

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Update 6




Kallu......... Ye saas bahu dono hi chudayi ke liye tadap rahi hai lekin inhe inke hijde pati chid nahi paa rahe hai ab inka ye bhukh me pura karunga. Dono ko gaand aur chut ko chod chod ke bhosda bana dunga tab jaake mera badla pura hoga.




Kallu ab jaake apne bed pe so jaata hai aur apna plan Subah ke liye bana deta hai. Subah jab dono mard apne kaam pe nikal jaate hai tabhi achanak se Raghunath ke landline pe ek unknown number se call aati hai.

Rambha phone uthate hi waha se awaj aati hai...........

"Hello madam ek baat batao tumhara pati ka lund kya abhi khada hota hai tumhe chodne ke liye."

Ekdum se esha baat phone pe sunte hi Rambha ka dhadkan tez hota hai aur wo kehti hai........

"Kaun hai be harami tujhe ish ghar ka number kese mila tujhe me police me dungi."

Kallu jo ki awaj badal ke baat kr rah tha.........

"Arey Rambha itna gusaa kyu ho rahi hai tu tera pati dawai khake eshe nahi chod sakta jaise me bina dawai ke tere chut ka haalat karunga ki jab bhi chudegi mujhe sochegi."


Rambha........

"Ruk saale me tujhe police me dungi ruk ja."


Kallu.......

"Me to ruka hu tujhe chodne ke liye Rambha ek baar aaja phir wapas nahi jaa paaegi."

Rambha gusse me phone rakh deti hai aur mann me than leti hai ki Raghunath aate hi wo ushe sab bata degi.

Tabhi Kallu aake kehta hai........

"Maalkin sabzi khatam ho gayi hai baazaar chaliye na"


Rambha.......

"Paise le jaao aur baazaar se sabzi le aao."


Kallu.......

"Maalkin me to anpadh hu mujhe hisab nahi aata aap gaadi me hi baithna me sabzi kharidunga aur aap paisa de dena wohi par."

Rambha bhi paisa leke chal leti hai Kallu ke saath baazaar. Kallu aagey baitha gaadi chala raha tha aur Rambha pichhe baithe aankh band kar ke rest kar rahi thi.


Kallu rear mirror ko set eshe krta hai ki ushki nazar pura Rambha ke upar hi thi Rambha soyi huyi thi aur Kallu ushka badan dekh raha tha.

Kallu ka lund khada jaata hai Rambha ka charbi wala bade bade boobs dekh kr........

"Sala kya maal hai aur ye maal ko Raghunath chod nahi pata sale ka ab khada hi nahi hota ye ek saal me kuchh to achha hua hai mere sath ki mera sabse bada dushman ab dhire dhire namard ban raha hai. Taki ushke biwi ko mere jaisa mard chod sake. Mann kar raha hai ki saali ke mammo ko abhi kaat lu jaake. (Apna lund sehlata huya) Abhi nahi mauka aaega jald hi tere liye bhi."


Kallu Jan bujh ke baazaar ka bhidh bhadh wale time pe Rambha ko leke aaya tha. Gaadi rok ke Kallu Rambha ko jagata hai.....

"Maalkin uthiye baazaar aagya hai chaliye mere saath baazaar me sabzi laani hai na."


Rambha uthti hai aur Kallu ke aagey aagey chalti hai aur Kallu ushke pichhe pichhe pehle to Rambha ko dekh ke sab side hat jaate hai kyunki Raghunath ka Kaif hi esha tha gaon me to Rambha aaram se sabzi kharidti hai lekin aane ke time bahat zyada bhid ho jaati hai ishiliye ab Rambha ko koi chah kar bhi rasta nahi de paa rahe the. Kallu Rambha se pura chipak jaata hai aur Rambha kuchh kar bhi nahi sakti thi.


Kallu........ "Maalkin aap chinta mat kijiye me yaha se aapko bahar nikalta hu"


Kallu ek haath se logo ko samne se hata raha tha aur dusre haath se sabzi ka bag pakda hua tha lekin ushi bich Kallu apna saitani dimag lagaya hai aur ek dhakka lagata hai apne kamar se jisaki wajah se Kallu ka lund Rambha ke gaand se Jordaar takkar khati hai. Rambha ko jhatka sa lagta hai Kallu kabhi chaddi nahi pehnta tha ishiliye Kallu ka lamba mota lund Rambha ke gaand ke upar puri tarah se tika hua tha.


Kallu..... "Maaf kijiye maalkin pichhe se dhakka lag raha hai"

Lekin pichhe se koi dhakka nahi laga raha tha jo bhi tha Kallu hi kar raha tha Rambha ko Kallu ka bada sa lund apne gaand pe chubhte huye mehsus ho raha tha lekin kar bhi kya sakti thi chupchap dhakka khate huye wo zaldi se baazaar ke baahar aati hai. Rambha Kallu ki daantne ke liye pichhe misti hai to ushka nazar sidha Kallu ke lund pe padti hai jo lungi ke upar pura shape leke khada tha.


Rambha Sharma jaati hai aur bina kuchh bole gaadi me baith jaati hai ye chiz kallu ne bhi dekha ki Rambha ushka lund dekh ke chup ho gayi hai.


Rambha gaadi ke pichhle seat me baithi huyi thi aur Kallu drive kar raha tha aur rear mirror se Rambha ka mammo dekh raha tha aur khush bhi tha kyunki aaj itne dino ke baad RAMBHA ka gaand pe apna lund ko ghisa tha.

Kallu ab thodi der gaadi chalane ke baad ek sunsaan jagah pe gaadi rokta hai.


Rambha......... "Kya hua Kallu?"

Kallu......."madam pisab karna hai ishiliye roka hu."

Kallu ye kehta hua gaadi se nikalta hai aur Rambha ke samne hi lungi uthake apna lund nikal ke mutne lagta hai. Kallu ka lund dekh kar Rambha ka hosh hi udh jaata hai.

Rambha man me hi sochti hai......

"Ye Kallu ka lund hai ya kuchh aur hai ye, itna bada aur mota to Raghunath ji ka bhi nahi hai aur ye to khada bhi nahi hai tab bhi Raghunath ji ke lund se dugna lamba aur mota hai agar ye khada hua to. Ohhhhh nahi nahi ye kya soch rahi hu.."


Tabhi Kallu Rambha ke taraf mud jaata hai bilkul bese hi lungi uthaya hua apne lund ko haath me liye hila ke pisab ka aakhri boond ko girate huye lungi niche krta hai.


Lekin ushi bich Rambha ko pura view mil jaata hai Kallu ke lund ka.


Kallu gaadi ke ander ghushta hai aur gaadi chalane lagta hai Kallu ke ander aate hi gaadi ke ander ajeeb si badbu fail jaati hai.


Rambha........ Kallu tum nahate nahi ho kya?


Kallu ye sun ke khush ho jaata hai Kyun ki ab Rambha Kallu ko TU se TUM pe aagayi thi.


Kallu..... "Maalkin nahaya hu lekin wo aaj naali saaf kiya tha na ishiliye ye badbu aarha hai."

Bese kallu ab nahata nahi tha kyunki ab ushe nahana pasand nahi tha.


Rambha pura time Kallu ko dekh rahi thi ab ushe Kallu ke badan se aati badbu pareshan nahi kar rahi thi wo bas Kallu ke lund ko apne pati ke lund se compare karti jaa rahi thi.


Kallu aur Rambha ghar pahanch jaate hai aur Ramba hall me hi baithi huyi thi aur Kallu kitchen me chala jata hai tabhi firse landline baj uthta hai.


Rambha........ "Hello"

Kallu........ "Kyu Rambha tu batai nahi tere pati ka lund kitna bada hai."


Ye sunke Rambha ki bolti band ho jaati hai gaon me esha kaun hai jo ushe phone karke parishaan kar raha hai.


Rambha haklate huye.......

"Ka.... Ka... Kaun hai kyu pareshan kar Raha hai mujhe. Tu janta nahi hai mere pati ko....."

Kallu bich me hi baat kat te huye.......

"Tere pati se mujhe darr nahi lagta bese bhi mera kaam tujhse hai pata hai mera lund kita bada hai. He....he....he...... Mera lund 10 inch lamba aur 4 inch mota hai kisi randi ke ander bhi ghush jaaye to chikh nikal deti hai wo."


Itna sunte hi Rambha ko Kallu ke lund ka size samne aajata hai aur ushki chut turant geeli ho jaati hai. Rambha jaise hi aankh band karti hai wo nazara ushke samne aajati hai jaha Kallu apna lund haathon me liye hila raha tha aur ushke lund ke samne ushke pisab ki boondein lage huye the.

Rambha hosh me aate huye.......

"Tumhe mere ghar ka number kaha se mila. Me....me tumhe police me de dungi."

Kallu haste huye.........

"Kyu rambha ab apne pati ko nahi bataegi kya mere bare me. He...he ...heee.... Mera lund randiyo chut se bhi paani nikal deta hai. Tera pati ka lund kabhi paani nikala hai tera. He....he.....he....."


Rambha ki dhadkan tez ho jaati hai aur wo turant hi phone rakh deti hai.


Tabhi Kallu turant hi kitchen se bahar aata hai haathon me balti liye aur hall ki safai karne lagta hai. Kallu apna lungi uthaye niche jhuk ke safai kr raha tha jisske wajah se ushka lund wapas se lungi se bahar nikal ke niche ki taraf jhul raha tha.


Kallu ka lund Rambha aaj dubara dekh rahi thi aur wo caller ke baaton ke baarey me hi soch rahi thi.

Rambha man me........

"Kya duniya me mere pati ke alawa sabka lund itna bada hai ye Kallu ko hi dekh lo ishka lund kitna bada aur mota hai wo bhi bina khada huye. Ishki lungi bhi ishka lund sambhal nahi paa raha hai."


Kallu man me........

"Dekh le raand dekh le achhe se dekh tere ander ki aag ko aajtna bhadkaunga ki tujhe apni chut ki jalan mitane ke liye ishike niche aana padega. Saali randi kahiki."



To be continued............

शानदार

 

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Update 7




Eshe hi Rambha Kallu ke lund ko dekh rahi thi aur Kallu bhi jaan bujh ke apna Lund ko bahar nikal ke Rambha ko apne lund ka darshan kara raha tha. Rambha apna Dhyan hatane ke liye TV laga deti hai aur TV par Kareena Kapoor ka "Fevicol se" Gaana chal raha tha.

Kareena ki aadaye aur latke jhatke wale thumke dekh ke Kallu ka lund turant khada ho jaata hai wo apne haath se apne lund ko lungi ke upar se pakad leta hai. Kallu TV pe Kareena Kapoor ko dekhte huye Rambha se puchhta hai........

"Maalkin ye to Kareena ke hai na Karishma Kapoor ki behen." Kehta hua lund sehlata hai.

Rambha apna nazar TV se hata ke Kallu pe dalti hai to ushka khada lund jo lungi ke niche se tambu bana ke khada tha ushe dekh ke Sharma jaati hai aur kehti hai.....

"Haa Kallu ye wohi hai."


Kallu........ Ye itni badi ho gayi hai ki adhnangi hoke naach rahi hai Randiyo jaisi.

Rambha gusse se........ Aye Kallu esha ek aurat ke baare me mat bolo.

Kallu Kareena ko hawas bhari nazar se dekhte huye kehta hai.........

"Ye heroine hoti hi hai Randi paiso ke liye kuchh v kar leti hai camera ke samne saram nahi aata inhe. Dekhiye maalkin kese gaand hila rahi hai paiso ke liye. Shaadi bhi to ki hai apne se dugne umar wale admi se pata nahi kese khush kr pata hoga Saif Ali Khan ishe"

Kallu ka baat sunke pata nahi kyu Rambha uttejit ho rahi thi ushki dhadkan tez ho rahi thi. Wo chahti to thi Kallu ko rokne ke liye lekin rok nahi paa rahi thi. Ek tarah ushne bhi to paiso ke liye Raghunath se shadi kiya tha jo ki ushke dugne umar ki hai aur Kareena ki tarah hi wo bhi dusri biwi hai Raghunath ki. Ek tarah se Rambha Kallu ke muh se apne liye hi wo sarey baatein sun rahi thi jo Kallu Kareena se keh raha tha. Aur ab to Raghunath bhi ush par dhyan nahi deta hai.


Tabhi Hall me nushrat aajati hai aur kehti hai........
"Aye Kallu kya TV dekh raha hai jaa jake kaam kr bahat kaam baaki hai aur kya aap bhi saasuma eshe hi naukar ke saath milke TV dekh rahi ho."

Kallu man me hi kehta hai.......
"Koi baat nahi tere SaaS ke baad tera hi number hai pehle ye randi banegi phir tujhe banaunga randi."


Kallu lekin Kareena ko Dekhne ke baad apne aap par se kaabu kho chuka tha wo turant hi ghar ke pichhe chala jaata hai aur apna lungi khol ke nanga hi khada ho jaata hai.


Kareena ko imagine krte huye Kallu kehta hai......
"Ohhhh kya maal hai re tu bada hi khushnaseeb hoga tera pati jo din raat tere jaisi maal ko chod raha hai."

Dusri taraf pata nahi kyu Rambha bhi chhipte huye Kallu ke pichhe pichhe hi ghar ke pichhe aagayi Thi aur Kallu ko nanga dekh ke daar hi jaati hai.

Rambha man me hi........
"Ye Kallu kitna kala hai pure badan me baal hi baal hai kaun keh sakta hai ki ishki bhi biwi thi."


Kallu ab Tak Rambha ko pith karke khada tha Kallu achanak se mud jaata hai aur apne 10 inch lamba kaala lund ko hilane lagta hai. Jo ki ab pura tana hua tha.

Rambha........ Ohhhhh ye kya hai ye kisi insaan ka to nahi ho sakta hai.

Rambha ko apne aankhon par bharosa nahi ho raha tha Kallu apna lund Kareena ka naam lete huye aankho ko band kiye hilaye jaa raha tha.

Rambha man me hi sochti hai.......
"Ye to sachme kafi bada aur mota hai kese ishki biwi ishe jhelti hogi pata nahi. Nahi nahi ye me kya kr rahi hu ye galat hai."

Ish bich Kallu jor se chillata hai......" KAREENA MERI RANDI AHHHHH"

Bolta hua apna virya ka pichkari jor se chhod deta hai.

Rambha na chahte huye bhi Kallu ke lund ko hi dekh rahi thi........
"Ye kitna sara virya chhod diya lagta nahi hai ki ye koi budhha hai. Raghunath ji ke to bas hi baat nahi hai itna virya nikalna."


Kallu jhadne ke baad bhi apna lund hila raha tha aur Rambha bas kallu ke stamina ko dekhi jaa rahi thi ki ek baar jhadne ke baad bhi Kallu ka lund abhi bhi ushe saalami de raha hai.

Kallu....... Kareena kahi bhi ho tu dekh le tere naam pe to mera lund thanda hi nahi pad raha hai AHHHHH mere kismat me to tu hai nahi bas tere naam ka muth hi maar sakta hu me.

Kallu ka lund pura virya se bhig ke chamak raha tha aur RAMBHA ye scene dekh kar puri tarah se garam ho chuki thi pata nahi kab ushka haath apne panty par pahunch chuka tha.


Karib 10 min lund hilane ke baad Kallu ek baar fir jhadta hai Kareena ka naam lete huye. Rambha ko lagta hai ki chalo ab Kallu thak jaaega lekin Kallu ka lund abhi bhi khada tha aur abhi bhi wo hilata hi jaa raha tha. Tabhi Kallu apna aakhon ko kholta hai to dekhta hai Rambha chhup ke ushe dekh rahi hai aur apna aankhon ko band krke kapde ke upar se chut masal rahi hai.



Rambha ankhon ko band kr kr hi soch rahi thi......
"Ish budhhe me mano ek janwar hai ek to itna bada lund hai aur upar se ek saath 2 baar jhadne par bhi ye kese khada hai. Sach me ye ek asli mard hai. Chahe kitna bhi ghinona aur badbu wala ho ye kyu na ho ek aurat ko asli khusi yehi de sakta hai."


Kallu Rambha ki haalat dekh ke mushkurane lagta hai aur sochta hai.......

"Saali randi Kareena ke chakkar me ishko randi banaunga wo nahi to ye sahi."

Kallu aur jor se lund hilata hai aur jor se chikhte huye fir se jhad jaata hai. Fir apna lungi pehen ke ghar ke ander jaane lagta hai Rambha Kallu ko apne wor aata dekh chhupne ki koshish krti hai lekin ushe kya pata Kallu ne ushe dekh hi liya hai chut masalte huye.

Kallu saan se ghar ke ander chala jaata hai aur Rambha bhi kuchh der baad Kallu ke pichhe pichhe ghar ke ander aati hai.

Pata nahi kyu Rambha Kallu ko dekh ke ek Dulhan ki tarah sarma rahi thi aur sarmate huye Kallu ko dekhti hai aur ek smile deke apne room me chali jaati hai.


Thodi der me raat ho jaati hai aur Raghunath ghar wapas aajata hai. Kallu Rambha ka response dekhne ke liye intezar kr raha tha lekin Rambha Raghunath ko Ushke liye jo call aaraha tha ushke baare me kuch nahi batati hai.


Kallu mann me hi........ Ye Randi to fasi ab aaj to itna tadapaya hu ki khud chut masal rahi thi ab wo din dur nahi jab me ishse apne pariwar badla chun chun ke lunga ishki chut me mera lund daal ke.


To be continued.........

शानदार bhai