Incest Kalyug ki patni

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Update 12

Idhar aaj shaam ko rishi camp se wapis aa jata hai

Aaj pura pariwaar milke raat ko dinner krta hai

Inder- Rishi beta kaisa raha camp maza aaya ki nhi

Rishi- Are chachu bahut maza aaya waha toh

Inder- chaal accha hai

Rishi- Aur nil bhai kaisa chaal raha hai life aapki

Nil- wohi boring sa daily life hai rishi ghar phir office

Rishi-Are toh office k baad bahar bhi toh jao apni gf k sath

Friends rishi n yeh mazak mai bola tha usse pata tha nil fatu hai aur uski koi gf nhi

Nil- Achaa beta bade bhai se masti bol k uske kaan pakad leta hai

Mai – Are bass bhi karo tum dono bacche jaise krte ho

Ajay- Bacche hi toh hai abhi bhi yeh

Papaji (Digvijay) -kaye k bacche itne bade saand ho gaye hai dono shadi k layak tujhe bacche lagte hai

Ajay- Are papa issme shadi ki baat kaha se aagayi beech mai

Papaji (Digvijay)- Sahi toh bol raha hu mai donoshadi layak ho gaye hai kisi ek ki shadi kr dete hai

bahu ko bhi madat ho jayegi

Devarji (Inder)- papa baat toh sahi keh rahe hai

Ajay- Are kya sahi keh rahe hai dono baccho ko abhi life mai settle hone do

uske baad shadi karenge abhi se itni badi zimmedari kaise daal sakte hai

Mai-Papaji yeh(ajay) sahi bol rahe hai waise bhi aapse meri iss topic mai baat ho toh chuki hai

Papaji (Digvijay)- tum logo ko kaise samjhau mai

Itna bol k ruk jata hai

Papaji (Digvijay) maan mai nhi inhe mai who pratha k baare main nhi bata sakta abhi

Nhi toh saab hill jaayenge who sunn kr

(friends who kon si pratha hai jo papaji hum saab se chupa reh hai who aage pata chalega aapko)

Ajay- kya baat papa bolo

Digvijay- chalo kuch nhi

Idhar rishi mahool k Thanda karne k liye

Rishi- Mai soch raha tha kaal hum saab waterpark aur jungle safari chalte hai

Waha camp bhi kr lenge

Inder- Idea accha hai tera rishi

Ajay- Par kal kaise office mai bahut kaam hai

Inder- Are who saab hota rahega bahut din baad hume itna bada contract mila hai family sath celebrate krna chaiye

Rishi- Haa papa chalte hai

Ajay- Chalo thik hai

Mai- Yeh accha rahega bahut time se puri family kahi bahar bhi nhi gayi hai

Saab khana kha k apne kamre mai chaal dete hai

Mai rishi ko doodh dene kamre mai jati hu
Rishi- Are mom aao mai aapka hi wait kr raha tha bahut kuch batana hai camp mai kya hua

Mai- Accha baba bata den phele doodh pi le

Rishi doodh pi leta hai

Aur apne camp ki saab baat batane lagta hai

Mai- who saab toh thik hai waha kisi se ladai toh nhi ki

Yeh sun k rishi ka sir niche ho jata hai

(Agar story dhyaan se padh rahe ho toh aapko pata hoga rishi mujhse bahutttt pyaar krta hai aur who mujhse jhoot nhi bol sakta)

Rishi- Mom sorry par camp mai meri ladai ho gayi thi

Mai- whats wrong with u beta tumhe samjhaya tha naa

Rishi- Mom par usne mujhe abuse kiya toh mera gussa control main nhi raha

Mai- So what agar koi abuse karega toh tum usse maar doge

Rishi- mom kaise samjhau aapko usne jo abuse kiya tha who mai kabhi nhi sun sakta

Who sunte hi mera khoon kholne lagta hai

Mai- yeh saab excuse hai rishi tera ladai krne k

Rishi- Are mom mai saach bol raha hu

Mai- Accha toh mujhe bhi bata aisa kya abuse kr diya usne tujhe

Rishi- Are mom rahene do na mai aapko kaise bata sakta hu

Mai- Nhi mujhe jana agar apni mom se pyaar krta hai toh bata

Rishi- Areeee mom usne mujhe MOTHERFUCKER bola

Pata nhi mom koi yeh abuse krta hain na toh mai pagal ho jata hu

Mai- Beta yeh sirf ek word hai koi mean nhi krta isse

Rishi- Itna saab nhi pata muje baass mai yeh nhi sunn sakta

Mai- Mera pyara beta apni mom se kitna pyaaar krta hai

Hum, Dono kai der baat krte hai

Mai -Chaal sooooo jaaa kaal waterpark bhi jana hai

Bol k waha se chaal deti hu

Idhar Devarji (Inder) apne kamre mai mall mai jo hua who soch raha tha

Devarji (Inder)- Waise divya hai toh sundar iss age mai bhi apne aapko maintain kr rakha hai

Aur aaj uss saari mai toh aur bhi jyada sundar lag rahi thi

Bol k divya ko imagine krne lagta hai uss roop mai

Ufff kya katil lag rahi thi divya uss saari mai aur uske who cleavage kitne bade lag rahe the

Devarji (Inder) yehi saab soch raha tha ki achank usse yeh saab galat lagta hai

Devarji (Inder)- Are mai yeh kya sochne lag gaya tha divya k bare mai who meri Bhabhi hai

Mujhe yeh saab nhi sochna chaiye
Bol k sooooooo jata hai

 

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Update 13

Agle din family k saab log waterpark k liye nikal jate hai

Car ajay chala rahe the Mai aage baithi thi aur baaki saab picche

Devarji (Inder)- ajay kuch gana toh laga

Ajay radio fm start krta hai toh gana bajta hai

Suno sasurji baad meri maan

Ajay gana change krte hai toh bajta hai

Bhabhi tera devar dewaana

Ajay phir gana change kr deta

Maa ka ladla bigaad gaya

Ajay- Areee koi acche gane aate hi nhi aajkaal

Phir akhir mai ek gana lagata hai

Ek dusre se karte hai pyaar hum

Yeh gana saab ki pasaand aata hai aur saab gane lagte hai

Ek dusre ke liye bekarar hum

Ek dusre se karte hain pyar hum

Ek dusre ke liye bekarar hum

Ek dusre ke vaaste marna pade to

Hain taiyar hum hain taiyar hum

Ek dusre se karte hain pyar hum

Ek dusre ke liye bekarar hum

Ek dusre ke vaaste marna pade to

Hain taiyar hum hain taiyar hum

Bol k gaadi speed se daaud rahi thi

Phir ajay ek dhaba mai gaadi rokte hai kuch snack k liye

Saab log kuch na kuch le rahe the

Mai- papaji aap kya lenge

Papaji (Digvijay) - Mai lassi lunga

Mai- thik hai mai order krti hu

Jab laasi aati hai toh uska glass bahut bada tha

Papaji (Digvijay)- Are baap re yeh toh bahut jyada hai mai itna nhi pii paunga

Mai- koi baat nhi papaji mai aadha pi leti hu bol k aadhi lassi pi leti hu

Waah bahut acchi hai lassi toh
lo aab aap pilo

Mai baki log ko kuch chaiye kya dekh k aati hu bol k waha se chaal deti hu

Idhar Papaji (Digvijay) meri jhooti lassi k glaas dekhta hai toh glass mai mere k honth k nisaan the



Papaji (Digvijay) glass uthate hai aur pata nhi unhe kya hota hai who glass mai jaha mera k honth k nisaan the waha se glass ko apne muh mai laga lete hai

Aisa krte hi papaji (Digvijay) k badan mai halki si khusi k lahar daudti hai who puri lassi pi jata hai

Mai kuch de baad aake- kaise thi lassi papaji

Papaji (Digvijay)- baahhuut acchi thi bahu maan toh kr raaha hai roj piu

Divya- chaalo accha hai

Phir saab gaadi mai baith jate hai aur aab gaadi nil drive kr raha tha aur aage papaji (Digvijay) baith jate hai

Aur picche mai devarji aur ajay k beech mai baith jaati hu aur rishi saab se picche aakele baitha tha

Nil drive krte krte back mirror se mujhe hi dekh raha tha par mera dhayaan us par nhi tha

Devarji (inder)- Aaj kitne time baad pura family kahi jaaaa raha hai

Mai- Haa devarji aap log work mai itna busy rahte ho hum kahi jaa hi nhi paayeee
Koi baat nhi aaj hum pura mazaa karenge

Devarji (Inder)- sahi kaha Bhabhi pura maza karenge bol k ek baar mere sine mai dekhte hai phir nazar hata lete hai


Saab log waterpark paucch jate hai
Aur saab waha par jaake costume badaal lete hai

Mai as ususal hottt lag rahi thi aapne costume mai



Friends isme mere nipple saaf dekh rahe the

Saab logggg phir paani mai utaar jaate hai aaur masti krne lagte hai

Mai- Chalo papaji who wali water slide mai chalte hai

Papaji (Digvijay)- Nhi bahu who toh bahut baadi hai mujhe dekh k hi daaar lag raha hai

Mai- Are papaji kuch nhi hoga mai rehungi aapke saath chalo

Mai aur Papaji (digvigvijay) badi wali water slide mai chale jate hai
Upaar paucch k

Papaji (Digvijay)- Are bahu yeh toh bahut ucchai paar hai mujhe nhi krna

Mai- are papaji kuch nhi hoga maza aayega mai rehungi saath

Uske baad papaji (digvjya) water slide k tyre mai baith jata hai

Aur phirr usme papaji k upar mai baith jati hai

Mai-papaji darrrr lage toh mujhe kass k pakad lena

Phir who slide start hoti hai

Mai maaze mai- yehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh




Idhar Papaji (Digvijay) itni lambi slide jo round round thi usse daar lag raha tha

Aurr who daar k aankh band kr k meri dono chuchiya hath mai pakad leta hai

Mujhe toh iss baat k ehsash nhi hota mai toh slide k maze mai thi hurrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Idhar Papaji (Digvijay) kuch second baad aankh kholta hai toh unhe pata chalta hai

unhone apni bahu ki dono chuchiya pakad rakhi hai


Papaji (Digvijay) maan mai- yeh kaha paakad liya maine galti se bahu ki chuchiya pakad li

Papaji aapna hath waha se hath rahe thi ki unka dil

Papaji Dil- par kitni Mulayam lag rahi hai mere hath bahu ki chuchiya

Bol k aapne hath se meri chuchiya napne laagte hai


Aur phir halke hath se daba deta hai


Papaji (Digvijay)- Ohhhh bahhhhhuuuuuuuuuu yeh toh bahut sooofffftttt haiiiiiiiiiii

Idhar water slide khatam ho jati aur tyre pani mai aa jata hai

Toh papaji (Digvijay) hossh mai aata hai aur meri chuchiya chhood deta hai

Mai- maza aaya ki nhi papaji

Papaji (Digvijay)- haa bahu bahut maza aaya

Idhar

Devarji (inder)- bhabhi abhi water wave aane waali hai kuch der mai chalo bol k mujhe aapne saath le jate hai

Hum Dono devar Bhabhi paani mai masti kr rahe the

Phir acchank water wave start ho jati hai aut Dheere Dheere paani upaar uthane laagta hai

Saab loog paani mai idhar udhar ho rahe the


Mai- devar ji maza aa raha hai issme toh

Inder- haa Bhabhi par sambhal k wave aaur ucchi hone waali hai

Mai- Aree baap re mai

Wave aaur ucchi hhone lagti hai
Saab idhar udhar jaa rahe the wave mai
Mai wave k flow mai devarji (inder) k pass chale jati hu

Mai- wave toh bahut baadi hai sath rehte hai bol k devarji (inder) ko gale laga k pakad leti hu

Idhar mere gale lagne se meri chuchiya devarji (inder) ko apne sine mai mehsus ho rahi thi




Devarji (Inder) k sharir mai current saa daudh jata hai aur who meri pith mai haath daal k aapne se chipka leta hai
meri moti moti chuchiya devarji (inder) k sine mai dhaas jati hai

Devarji (Inder) maan mai- Ohhhhhhhhhh Bhabhi kya chuchiya hai aapki aaj kitne saal baad ek auaraat k sparsh mehsus kr raha hu mai

Aur jor se mujhe jakad lete hai aur maze le rahe the

Idhar wave khatam ho jati hai aur mai devarji( inder) se aalag ho jati hu

Mai- bahut maza aaya devarji thaannnkssssssss

Devarji (Inder) hosh mai aake- koi baat nhi Bhabhi

Rishi – Are mom aap yeha kyaaaaa kr rahi ho mai aapko kaab se dhudh raha hu

Chalo mere sath bol k rishi mujhe aapne sath le jaata hai

 

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Update 14

Rishi mujhe aapne sath le jaata hai jaha rain dance ho raha tha

mai rishi aur nil Rain dance kr rahe the
Aur music baaj raha tha

tenu kaala chasma jachta hai jachta hai gore mukhde maaiiii

uske baad nil rishi ko bolta hai

Nil- Rishi daadaji ko dekh k toh aa kaha hai bahut time se dekh nhi rahe

Rishi- Ok nil bhai bol k

papaji ko dekhne chaala jaata haai
aur
idhar mai aaur nil dance kr rahe the

Idhar Nil music change kara deta hai romantic couple waala

uske baad nil mujhe aapni taarf khich leta haai

aur chipaak k dance karne laagta hai



mai toh dance karne mai mast thi


par nil aapni chachi ka bhiga badan chunne mai magaan thaa

mere kadak ho rakhe nipple nil aapne sine mai mehsus kr raha tha

Nil- kaisa lag raha hai meri gf ko

Mai dance ki masti mai- Bahutttttttt accchaaaaaaaaaaaa

Aise hi hum kuch der dance krte hai

isse tarah saab bahhut maasti krte hai aur phir water park se nikaal jaate hai

Uske baad saab gaadi mai baith jaate hai ghar jaane k liye

Rishi drive kr raha tha aur Mai aage baithi thi

Saab ki car mai neend lag gayi thi picche

Rishi drive kr raha tha aur kuch upset lag raha tha

Mai- Kya hua rishi maza nhi aaya kya

Rishi- Nhi mom aisi baat nhi hai

Mai- toh kyaa baat hai tu upset kyu lag raha hai

Rishi- kuch nhi mom mai thik hu

Mai- Who toh tere chera dekh k pata lag raha hai chaal baata kya hu

Rishi- Mom aap kapde dekh k phena karo log waterpark mai aapko galat nazar se dekh rahe the

Mai Chowk k - Rishi whats wrong with u maine kya gaalat kapde phene the

water park waalo ne jo costume diya tha baass wahi phena tha

(friend swimming dress mai bhiggne k kaaran mera nipple saaf dekh raha tha waise bhi mai bra nhi phenti thi)



Rishi- Phir bhi mom saab aapko galat nazar se dekh rahe the muhe accha nhi lag raha tha

Mere baas mai kuch nhi tha warna saab ko maarrrr deta

Mai- Rishi tum mere beta hoke aisi baat kaise kr sakta hai

Yeh classic example hai mens hypocrisy ka

Mai- log mujhe dekh rahe the toh tujhe bura lag raha tha kya tu dusri aurto aur ladki ko nhi dekhta

Rishi shaant ho jata hai uske pass koi jawab nhi tha

Mai- Tu saab aurto aur ladkiya ko dekh par koi teri mom ko naa dekh waah beta

Aur usme bhi dosh mera hi bol raha hai maine thik se kapde nhi phene

Mai- Aisa kya gaalat tha uss costume mai

Rishi- chhodona mom

Divya- nhi yeh baat toh mujhe jaana hi hai baata mujhe

Rishi- mom who mom who

Divya – haa aage bhi bol

Rishi- ussme aapke boobs saaf dekh rahe the

Mai- Soooo whattt mai koi aakeli auraat toh nhi thi jiske bhoobs dekh rahe the

(friends yeh saab baato ko leke mere view modern the)

Rishi-mom mujhe aab iss topic mai aaur baat nhi karni

Mai- Baat toh complete krni padegi beta
Tu toh aise react kr raha hai jaise tune kabhi kisi auraat k boobs dekhe hi nhi

Rishi- Are mom mai waisa nhi hu kabhi bhi kisi ko gaalat nazar se nhi dekhta

Divya- paar saabko ek nazar se bhi toh nhi dekhta aagar tujhe baki aurat k boobs dekhne se problem nhi hai
toh apni mom k dekhne se bhi nhi hona chaiye

Rishi-Ohhhhhhhh mom aap saab main nhi aati hoooooo

Mai- rishi itna possessive hona apni mom k liye thik nhi hai

Rishi-sorry mom par mujhe jo thik lagega mai wahi karunga bol k

Gaadi ki speed bada deta hai

Mai- tu bhi na kab samjhega

Kuch ghante mai hum saab Ghar pauch jate hai

Saab thaak gaaye the saab dinner kr k sone chale jaate hai aapne room mai

Papaji, Inder, Nil saab lete lete aaj jo waterpark mai hua socch rahe the

Nil- Ohhhhh chachi aaj toh maaza aa gaya aapke sath
Meri pyaaaaaaarrrri divyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Yeh saab sochte hue soooooooo jaata hai

Inder(devarji)- yeh kya ho raha hai roj mujhe samjh nhi aa raha

Kuch hi din mai divya ko dekhne k nazar hi badal gaayi meri

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh kya chuchiya thi divya joooo mere sine mai dhassss gaaayi thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Kasssssssshhhhhhhhhh mai usse chuuuu paata yehi ssab sochte hue nil bhi soooooooooo jaata hai

Digvijay(papaji) k room mai

Papaji- Bahuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu tu kamaaaaaaaaallll haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Aur usse bhi kamaaaaaaaal teri chuchiyaaaaaaaaaa hai kitni soft laaag rahi thi mere haath maaaiiii
Ufffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff yeh saab soch raha tha

Papaji(dil)- Digvijaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yeh kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa soch raha hai tu divya teri bahu haiiiiiiiiiii

Papaji(vasna)- sahhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii soch raha hai tu Digvijay itne saalo se tujhe auraat k sukh nhi mila hai

Papaji(Dil)- Par who teri bahuuuuuuuuuuu haaaiiiiiiiiiiiii

Papaji(vasna)- Par aagar tu who pratha kr de tohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Papaji(dil)- Nhi Digvijay aisa sochna bhi maaaaaaaaaaaatttttttt saab ko saachh baata de aur rokk de who pratha hone se rishi k 19 saal k hone se phele

Papaji(vasna)- Hone de wohhhhhhh pratha digvijayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy waise bhi

tune who pratha nhi banayi haaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Sochhhhhhhhhhhh usse saaaaaaaaaaab

k kitna bhala hogaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Papaji uljhan mai the aakhir mai haar maan k

Papaji – Ho jaane do jo hotaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hai mai kuch nhi bolunga kisi ko

Rishi k 19 saal k hone taak bol k

sooooooooooo jaata hai

 

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Update15

Aise hi kuch time nikal jata hai aur rishi ka 19 birthday aa jata hai

Ghar mai ek party thi

Saab party enjoy kr rahe the par

papaji(Digvijay )
aalag baitha bahut pareshaan lag raha tha

Papaji (Digvijay) maan mai- Aaj rishi 19 ka ho gaya kya maine sahi kiyaaaaa phele na bata k

aab toh majubri mai mujhe ghaar mai saabko saach batana padega

warna yeh pariwaar khatam ho jayega

Party khatam hoti hai saab guest chaale jaate hai

Mai- party toh bahut acchi rahi bahhhut maza aaya

Rishi- yes mom finally I am now 19
Saab aapne room mai jaa rahe the

Papaji(Digvijay)- ek minute mujhe tum logo se kuch jaruri baat karni hai

Devarji (Inder)- haa papa bolo kya baat karni hai

Papaji(Digvijay)- pata nhi kaise bolo

Ajay- kya hua papa bahut jyada pareshan lag rahe hai khul k bolo kya bolna hai

Papaji (Digvijay)- Baccho humara pariwaar UP k pass ek gaaon se hai aur waha ek pratha hai

Mai- kaisi pratha papaji

Papaji (Digvijay) thodi himmat kr k- bahu pratha yeh hai ki aagar humare pariwaar mai saab mard 19 saal k hote hai
Aur

Mai- haa aage boliye

Papaji (Digvijay)- Aur 19 saal k hone taak aagar ghar mai sirf ek auraat rehti hai

toh hume Paanchaali pratha nibhani padti hai

Mai- Paanchaali pratha yeh kya hai aaj pheli baar naam sun rahi hu

Papaji (Digvijay) - Bahu yeh koi mamuli pratha nhi hai

Isme ghar k eklauti auraat ko ghaar k sabhi mard se shaadi karni hoti hai

Yeh sunn waha khade saab chowwwk jaate hai

Mai thode der ruk k hassne lagti hu-- lagta hai aaj aap mazak k mood mai hai papaji

Papaji (Digvijay) serious tone mai- Nhi bahu mai mazak nhi kr raha

Ghaar mai bacchi eklauti auraat ko saab mard se shaadi krni hoti hai

Aaisa nhi karne se ghaar k sabhi maard ki maaut ho jaati hai

Mai- yeh kyaaa bol rahe hai aap papaji yeh kaisi pratha hai

Itna saab sune k rishi k gussa assmaan mai pauch jata hai

Aur who gusse mai glass k table mai haath maar k table tod deta hai

Uska hath khoon khoon ho jata hai

Rishi gusse mai- oye dadu iss umar mai paagal toh nhi ho gaye yeh kyaaa bakwass kr rahe ho

Aagar aap mere dadu nhi hote toh pata nhi mai kyaa kr deta

Mai- rishi yeh tune kya kiya beta dekha kitna khoon nikal raha hai

Rishi- mai thik hu mom par aab mai dadu k aaur bakwaas nhi sun sakta bol k waha se chala jata hai

Mai- rishi ruk toh beta dawai toh laga leeeeeeeee

Ajay- papa aapko pata bhi hai na aap kyaa bol rahe ho

Papaji (Digvijay)- haa beta pratha k anusaar divya ko hum saab se shaadi karni hogi

waran hum saab ki maut ho jayegi

yeh sunn k meri ankh mai aansu aa jate hai- Papaji aap yeh Kaise bol sakte hai

Devarji (Inder) - haa papa yeh pratha mujhe faaltu lag rahi hai aisa bhi kahi hota hai

who bhi iss modern day mai

Nil- Dadaji yeh saab bakwaas baat hai mai bhi nhi manta yeh saab

Papaji (Digvijay)- mujhe maaf karna baccho paar yeh pratha saach hai
aur isko naa karne wala pariwaar nhi bacha hai

Mai- Nhii aisa nhi ho saktaaaaaaaaaaa mai aaisa soch bhi nhi sakti

Ajay- papa aap apni hi bahu ko aisa karne k liye kaise bol sakte ho

hum nhi maante yeh pratha aur
Aab is baare mai koi baat nhi hogi saab aapne kamre mai jaoo

Bol k saab aaapne kamre mai chaal dete hai

 

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Update 16

Uske baad kisi ne uss pratha k baare mai baat nhi kiyaa

Aise hi kuch mahine bit jaate haai aur
pariwaar mai musibaat aana shuru ho jaati hai

Ajay aur inder k factory mai aag lag jaati hai unko crores ka loss ho jata hai

Idhar nil k naukari chaali jaati hai

Aur ek din Papaji (Digvijay) bathroom mai gir jata hai

Par saab yeh isko aapna burra time chaal raha hai

maan rahe theeee

Phir ek din Mera phone bajta hai

Mai - hello

Udhar se- hello divya bol rahi hai

Mai - Yes

Udhar se- ji mai XYZ hospital se bol rahi hu aapke beta ka accident ho gaya hai
Yeh sun kr

Mai- kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Phir
Mai aaur baaki saab jaldi se hospital paucchte hai

Mai- doctor mai rishi k mom kaisa hai rishi

Doc- Accha hu aap log aa gaye

bada accident hua hai patient k bahut khoon baaha chuka hai
patient ki haalat critical hai

Mai rote rote- nhhiiiiiii plz doctor aisa maat boliyeee.

kuch kariya mere rishi ko kuch nhi hona chaiye

Doc- dekhiye hum puri koshish kr rahe baaki saab bhagwaan k hath mai hai bol k doctor chala jaata hai

Idhar mai jor jor se rone laagti hu ajay aake mujhe sambhaalte hai

Ajay- sambhalo aapne aapko divya rishi ko kuch nhi hoga

Mai- dekhiye naa yeh kyaaa hogaya
pata nhi kiss ki nazar lag gayi humare haste khelete pariwaaaar ko

Papaji (Digvijay)- Apne aap ko sambhaal bahu

yeh saab pratha nhi karne k kaaran ho raha hai bahu

Ajay-papa aap aise samay bhi who baat lekar aa rahe hoooooo

Papaji(Digvijay)- mai sahi bol raha hu beta aagar jaldi se pratha nhi ki toh saab khatam ho jayegaaaaaaaaa

Mai-nhiiiiiiiii mai aisa hone nhi de sakti
mai aapne rishi aur pariwaar ki kuch nhi hone dungiiiiii

Mai- Papaji kuch kariya naaaaa aap

Papaji- Mera haath mai kuch nhi hai baahu saab tumahre haath mai haaaai

Mai rote rote- Thik hai papaji mai tayaaar hu Paanchali pratha k liye

Ajay- divya tum yeh kyaaa bol rahi ho tumhe paata hai na uss pratah k anussar tumhe hum saab se shaadi krni hai

Divya- mujhe saab pata hai aagar yeh saab uss pratah k kaaran ho raha hai toh

mai aap saab se shaadi liye tayar huuuu

Ajay- Par divyaaaa yeh sahi nhiii haaaaaaiiiii

Mai- Plz mai aap saab se haath jodti hu
koi pratha k liye maana maat krnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

mai aap saab se bheek maangti hu aagar rishi ko kuch ho gaya toh mere jeene ka kyaa matlab hogaaa

Saab loggg k pass koi option nhi rehta
saaab is baat k liye sehmaat ho jaate hai

(friends waise bhi papaji toh yehi chathe the paar devarji aur nil ko mujh paar daya aa rahi thi
Unlogo n kabhi nhi socha tha aisa din bhi aayega kabhi)

Inder- Tum roooo maat bhabhi hum saab tumhare saath haai

Nil- Haa chachi rishi aapna hero hai usko kuch nhi hoogaaa

Papaji (Digvijay)- bahu aagar tum taayar ho pratha k liye

tumhe aage koi bhi aanhoni rokne k liye saab se phele agni k upaar hath rakh kaasam khani hogi k tum yeh pratha k liye tayaaar ho

Mai- rote rote ek diya k pass jati hu
Aur uske upar hath rakh k bolti hu

Mai divya aapne pariwaar k khushi k liye yeh kasaam khaati hu ki mai
Paanchali pratha k liye tayaaarrr hu

Aur wapas aake rishi k room k baahar baith jaati huuuuuu

Raat ko

Saab log ghaar chale jaate hai baas Mai rehti hu rishi k room k baahar

 

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Update 17

Agle din subh

Doctor- divya aapka beta aab khatre se bahar hai

Yeh suunnn k Mai khussh hooo jati hu

Divya- saccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
thank u doctor

Doc- yeh toh humara kaam hai paar sacch mai hume toh koi ummed nhi thi

Aapke bete ki baachane ki yeh ek miracle haaaaiiiiiiiiiii

Mai maannnn isska matlabb Papaji sahi bol rahe the who pratha saccchhhhhhhi hai

Doc- Kuch time baad rishi ko hossh aa jayega phir aap usse mil sakti hai

Mai saab ko call kr k baati hu saab yeh sun k khush hoo jaate hai

Mai rishi k room mai jaati hu jo aabhi bhi behosh tha

Mai- Mujhe maaf karna beta meri bewakfui k kaaran tere sath yeh huaaa

Par aab mai aaur kisi ko kuch nhi hone dungi

agar iss pratha se humare pariwar ki khushiya wapiss aa jayegi toh mai tayaar huuu

Mujhe ummed hai tu hosh mai aane k baad apni mom ki majburi samjhega aur iss pratha k liye tayaar ho jaayegaa


Kuch din mai rishi discharge hoke ghaaar aa jata hai

(dosto rishi ko nhi pata tha ki divya pratha k liye maan gaayi hai

Aise hi kuch dino mai rishi puri taarah thik hoo jata hai

Ek din raat ko Mai rishi k kamre mai jaati hu

Mai- beta mujhe tumse ek jaruri baat karni hai

Rishi – haa mom bolo

Mai- phele promise kr tu puri baat sunega aur gussa nhi karega aur apne aapko hurt bhi nhi karega

Rishi- promise mom

Mai- beta tujhe toh paata hai kuch time se humare pariwaar mai kitni problem aa gayi

Business mai losss nil k job jana aur tera accident hona

Rishi- haa mom who toh hai

Mai- beta mujheee lagta hai yeh saab ka karan who pratha k liye mana karna hai

Rishi chowk k- mom aap kya bol rahi ho aap aab bhi dadu ki baat maai aa gayi

daadu iss umaar mai pagaal ho gaye hai

Mai- papaji pagaal nhi hue hai beta maine aapni aankho se dekha hai

jaise hi maine yeh pratha k liye haa kaha teri jaan baach gayi

Rishi- mom meri jaan doctors k karan bacchi hai

Aur ek minute kya kaha aapne aap yeh pratha k liye maan gaayi hai

Mai- haa beta mai yeh pratha k liye kasam khaa li haai

Rishi gussa control krke- whats wrong with u mom aap modern day women hoke

yeh saab maan rahi ho

Uss pratha k meaning toh pata hai naa aapko

Mai- mujhe saab pata hai beta aur mai saab k liye taayarrr hu
baas chati hu tu bhi tyaar ho jaaaaaa

Rishi- no way mom na mai yeh pratha karunga aur naa hi kisi ko karne dunga

Mai- plzz beta jidd maat krrr maaaannn jaa warna humara pariwaar sankat mai aa jayega

Rishi- sorrryyy mom aap kuch bhi kaho yeh toh nhi hoga

Apni mom ko apni wife mai kaise baana sakta huuu

aur plz mujhe gussa aa raha hai
aap yeha se chali jaao

Mai rishi k gussa dekh chup chap waha se chali jaati hu

Uske baad rishi gusse mai waha pada saab samnaan todd deta hai

Rishi- Fuccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Yeh kya ho gaya hai mom aapko mai sapne mai bhi aapko aapne wife k roop main nhi socch sakta

Bol k rone laagta haai jor jorse

Aise hi kuch Aur din nikaal jate haiii

Maine rishi se bahut time baat karne ki koshish kari paar who kuch sunn hi nhi raaha thaaa

Aur ek din achaank Mai behosh ho jaati hu

Saab log Mujhe doctor k pass leke jaate hai

Rishi- mom ko kya hua hai who thik toh hai na

Doc- abhi kuch thik se pata nhi chaal raha saab test toh normal aa rahe hai

Pata nhi yeh behossh kyu hai

Rishi gusse mai- yeh kya bol rahe ho doc kya matlab samjh nhi aa raha

Tum doc ho ki kaya

Ajay-rishi shaant ho jaa

Rishi rote hue- kaise shaant ho jau dad pata nhi achank mom ko kyaaaaa ho gayaaaaaaa

Papaji (Digvijay)- Rishi yeh saab pratha k asaar hai teri mom ne kasaam khaa rakhi hai

aur aab teri wajah se who kasaam puri nhi kr paa rahi iss liye uska yeh haal hai

Rishi rote rote- are dadu kuch toh saram karo aap aabhi bhi aapne pratha k picche paade ho

Jante ho na mai mom se kitna pyaaaaaaarrr krta hu

mai kaise unse shaaadddddi kr sakta hu aur aap saab ki shaadi hote dekh sakta huu

Digvijay- tujhe karna hogha beta warnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Rishi – waran kyaaaa daadddduuu

Digvijay- warna tu divya ko humesha k liye khoooooo dega

Rishi yeh sunn k gusse mai papaji ko dhaaka de deta

Rishi- Oye dadu kabhi bhi aisi baat boli naaa toh jaan se maar dunga

Ajay chilla k- Rishi yeh kya behaviour hai aapne Dadaji k sath

Rishi- Dad dadu ko bolo yeh saab naa bole

Papaji- Mai saach bol raha hu beta

Rishi- nhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii aap jhoot bol rahe hooo

Papaji (Digvijay)- Mai saach bol raha hu beta pratha k liye haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa bol de
saaaab thik ho jayega

Rishi- mai haaaa nhi bolunga nhi bolunga bhi bolunga

Papaji (Digvijay)- ek din tujhe mana padega rishi

Aise hi ek do din hospital mai nikaaaaaaaaaal jate hai

Rishi- doc kuch pata chaala mom ko kya hua hai

Doc- sorry rishi humne saab kuch test kr liye paaar kuch pata nhi chaal raha

Aisa laagta hai divya kisi type k coma mai hai aur agar jaldi bahar nhi aayi toh hamesha k liye coma mai chaaali jayegi

Yeh sun rishi pura tut jata hai nhiiiiiii aisa nhi ho sakta doc kya mai unko dekh sakta hu

Doc- haa sure

Rishi rote rote- mom plzz wapas aa jao mai aapke bina nhi reh sakta

aap jo bologe mai who karunga
Mai karunga pratha mom plzzzzzzz aap wapasssss aa jao bol k rone lagta hai

Aur bahaar aa jata hai

Kuch time baad

Doc-rishi tumhari mom ko hosssh aa jata hai

Rishi daud k mere paas pauchta hai

Rishi- mom thank god aapko hossh aa gaya

Mai- betaaaa mai hospital mai kaise

Rishi- kuch nhi mom aap behossh ho gayi thi aur 2 din se hospital mai hai

Mai- kyaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Rishi- haa mom paar aab saab thik hai

Uske ek din baad doc mujhe discharge kr dete hai aur Mai ghaar aa jati hu

 

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Kuch din baad saab pariwaar ek sath baithte hai

Papaji (Digvijay)- toh jaisa k aap saab ko pata hai hume Paanchali pratha karni hai

Jisme divya hum saab se shaadi karegi
Toh uske baare mai aapko saab baat bata deta hu

Papaji (Digvijay)- yeh shaadi humare gaon ki haveli mai hogi

Yeh shaadi humare purohit karwaenge

Mai- par papaji waha kyu

Papaji (Digvijay)- yehi niyama hai bahu yeh shaadi pariwar k purohit khaandani haveli mai hi karata hai

Ajay- who saab toh thik papa shaadi k baad kya

Papaji(Digvijaay)- shaadi k baad divya hum saab ki patni baan jayegi
aur kyaaa

Par ajay usse phele tumhe divya ko divorce dena hoga uska baad hum saab milke divya se shaadi karenge

Ajay- Are papa mera matlab haai saari zindagi divya hum saab ki patni kaise reh sakti haai

Nil aur rishi ka kyaaa hoga aur pariwaar aage kaise badhegaa

Papaji(Digvijay)- Pratha k anusaar divya ko kam se kam 5 saal taak hum saab ki patni rehna hogaa

Aur haar saal who aapne 1 pati ko taalak de sakti haai

5 saal baad divya kisi k patni nhi rahegi

Ajay- Par papa mai shaadi k baad divya ko kyon talak dunga

Papaji- Ajay shaadi hum sath mai karenge toh who saab ki patni hogi

Issliye baad mai tujhe bhi talak dena hoga
5 saal baad tum phirse akele shadi kr lena divya k sath

Ajaay- saab samjh gaya papa

Rishi udaas maaan se waha baitha tha
Uske pass koi option nhi tha

Rishi- Saab se phele mai Mom ko talak dunga 1 saal baad

Yeh saab jitna jaldi khatam ho mere liye utna accha haai

Mai- Haa beta Jarur mai bhi tumhe aisa takleef main nhi dekh sakti

Idhar inder aur nil shaant the kuch bol nhi rahe the
paar kuch chaal raha tha baap bete k maan mai

Papaji (Digvijay)- toh thik hai kaal tum log divorce lo hum phir haveli k liye niklenge

Mai waha saab tayari k liye bol deta hu

Aage ki pratha mai shaadi k baad bataunga

Uske baad saab aapne kamre mai chaal dete hai

Inder aapne kamre mai

Inder – Iska matlab kuch din baad divya meri patni baan jayegi hey bhagwaan sukriyaaaaaaaaa

Aakhir itne din baad tune mer jevaan mai Khushi lauta dei

Ohhh divya jab se tumhari chuchiya dekha tha taab se mai paagal sa ho gaya tha

kuch samjh nhi aa raha tha
saab galat lag raha tha paar aab aur nhi
kuch din baad tum meri bhi patni baan jaogi

Yeh saab sochte sochte inder sooooo jata hai

Nil aapne kamre mai

Chachi mujhe toh abhi bhi vishwass nhi ho raha kuch din mai aap meri wife baan jaogi

Aur mera barso k sapna puraaa ho jayegaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I love u chachi I love bol k sooo jata hai

Papaji (Digvijay) aapne kamre mai
Maaf karna bahu tujhe yeh pratha karni paad rahi hai

mai chatha toh saab ko phlele yeh pratah k baare mai bata k

rishi ya nil k shaadi kr sakta tha aur tujhe yeh pratha nhi karni padti

Par Jab se maine tera dusra roop dekha hai mai bhek gaya tha

Aakhir kara ab tu meri hogi
Yehi sochte sochte sooo jata hai

Ajay aur Mai aapne kamre mai

Ajay- divya tumhe pata hai naa tum kyaa karr rahi hoooooo

Mai- haaaaa mujhe pata hai

Ajay- iske baad saabse tumhara Rishta badal jayegaaaa tum sirf meri patni nhi rahogiiii

Mai- mujhe pata hai sirf rishte k naam hi badlega mera kaam toh wahi rahega

aap saab ka dhyaan rakhna jo mai phele se karti aa rahi hu

Ajay- tum mahan ho divya I am sorry mai tumhare liye kuch nhi kr paa raha

Mai- aap kyu sorry bol rahe hai lagta hai shuru se yeh meri kismmat mai likha tha

Yehi saab baat krte krte dono sooo jate hai

Idhar rishi aapne kamre mai

Bahut hi kharab feel kr raha tha mere liye

Rishi- sorrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy mom aapko hum saab k liye yeh saab krna pad raha hai

Par kuch bhi ho jaaye aap hamesha meri mom hi rahogi

Bol ke rone laagta haai

Aur pratha k bare mai soch soch k sooo jaata hai

 

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Update 19

Agle Din

Ajay aur Mera divorce ho jata hai

Aur Hum saab log haveli k liye nikaal jaate hai

Haveli mai pauch k saab aapne aapne kamre mai chal dete hai

Mera aur ajay k room separate tha

Papaji Inder aur Nil shaadi k liye excited the

Mai normal thi kyonki mere liye yeh sirf ek naam ki pratha thi

Mujhe laagta tha hum saab ka Rishta phele jaisa hi rahegaaa

Idhar Rishi Udaas thaaa

Pura din aise hi nikaal jaata haai

Aaj shaam ko shaadi thi

Shaam ko kuch Auraat Mere pass aati hai shaadi k joda leke

Joda bahut jyada khubsuraat thaaaa

Mai who dress phen k shaddi k liye ready hoo jaati huu

Aaj toh mai kaymmaaaat lag rahi thi kisi maharani ki tarah




Idhar saab tayari ho chuki thi saab log mandap mai pauch jaate hai

Purohit- toh vivah shuru karte hai
Uske baad bahut sare mantra hote haai

Purohit- devi mere sath bolo

Mai divya apne taan maan se sabhi paancho ko aapna pati maanti hu

Aur patni hone ka sara Dharm acche se nibhaungi

Aur sabhi pati ko barbar pyaar dungi

Mai purohit ki baat repeat kr deti huu

Purohit- chalo saab phere k liye khade ho jaye

saab phere lena start krte hai saab 5 maard aur Mai

Purohit – aab saab milke divya k maang mai sindoor bhaarr dejiye

Rishi ka hath kaanp raha thaa

Mai- daro maat rishi saab thik ho jaayega

Saab milke Meri maang bhaar dete haaiiiii

Meri aankh mai paani aa jata hai

Purohit- aab aap saab milke yeh mangalsutra phena dijiye

(Friends yeh special mangalsutra tha jisme mere saab Pati k naam k phele letter tha
Aagar ek sath padho toh banta tha
RANDI)




Bahut k liye Randi k matlab beshraam auraat hota hai

Par Kahani mai iska matlab hai woh auraat jo ek se jyaada maard se sex kare

Saab milke Mujhe mangaalsutra phena dete hai

Purohit- shadi sampat hui

Aaj se tum paanchali hui matlab 5 mardo ki patni

Iske baad hum saab purohit k ashirwaad lete hai

Ajay- Aab aage kya papa

Digvijay(papaji)- kaal hum saab ghar wapis chaelnge

par ussee phele
Kuch aur niyam bata deta hu

(friend pratha sirf shaadi taak hi thi paar papaji k aandar mujhe paane ki haawas mai unhone aaur niyama bana daale)

Mai- Aur konse niyama papaji

Digvijay(papaji)- Aab tum hum paancho ki patni ho paar patni dharm

ek saab k sath nhi nibha sakti

Isliye 7 din mai se 5 din tum har ek ki patni hogi

Uss din baki kisi dusre ka tum par haq nhi hoga

Aur baki k 2 din tum azaad hogi aur aapni marzi k pati k sath reh sakti ho

Inder- par papa yeh saab decide kaise hoga divya kis din kiki patni hai

Digvijay- ek bowl mai hum saab ka naam hoga divya bari bari sab ka naam nikalgi
Wahi sequence hoga

Aaj Sunday hai

Matlab (mon-fri) harr ek ki patni aur
Sat- Sunday free

Mai- thik hai mai tayar hu

Ek bowl mai saab k naam hote hai Mai bari bari bowl se naam nikalti hai aur

Sequence yeh banta hai

Ajay- Monday
Digvijay- Tuesday
Nil- Wednesday
Inder- Thursday
Rishi- Friday

Digvijay- bahu aaj Sunday hai tum aalag sooo sakti hooo par kaal se ghar pauch k tumhe day k hisaab se aapne pati k room mai sona hoga

Mai-Par papaji sabke room mai kaise soo sakti huu

Digvijay(papaji)- haa bahu uss din tum aapne uss pati k sath hi sona hoga yehi niyama hai

Divya- Agar aisa hai toh papaji mai tayar hu

Saab aapne kamre mai chal deta hai

 

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Monday ( Ajay Ki Patni)

Hum Saab ghar pauch jaate hai

Papaji(Digvijay)- Tum baahar hi ruko bahu aaj phirse tumhara grah pravesh hoga

hum paancho ki patni k roop maai bol k

Ek kalash laate haai jisko pair se dhakel kr mai ghaar mai enter hoti haai



Papaji(Digvijay)- tumhara hum saab ki zindagi maai swagaat haai divyaa

Mai- Sukriya papaji

(dosto aaj Monday tha aur mai ajay ki patni thi aur baaki k sath aaj mera Rishta normal tha phele jaise)

Sab Mard Ready hoke aapne aapne kaam mai chale jaate hai

Rishi bhi udaas maan se college chaal deta haai

Ghar mai sirf mai aur papaji reh jaate haai

Papaji (Digvijay) aapne kamra mai lete lete khush hoke soch rahe the

Papaji- Aakhir bahu tu meri patni baan hi gayi

Aab mai aapne dil k saare armaan pure kr sakat hu tere sath

Par uske liye mujhe aage ki planning krni hogi bol k muskara deta haai

Papaji (Digvijay) Mujhe bulate hai

Papaji- Aaj se teri nayi zindaagi shuru hui haai

Aab tujhe aapne paancho paati ka haar tarah se dhyaan denga hogaa

Mai- Ji papaji mai phele se aur jyaada aap saab ko khush rakne ki koshish karungi

Papaji-Aab se mai chaatha hu tu ghaar mai roj saree phene suit nhi

(friends aapko toh shuru mai maine baatya tha ki mai ghaar mai suit phenti hu bina bra k aur ocassoinally baahar jaane k time saree phenti huuu paar papaji aab mujhe roj saree phene k liye bol rahe the taaki meri moti moti chuchiya dekh sake)

Mai- Par kyun papaji suit mai kya problem haai

Papaji(Digvijay)- Bahu pratha k aansuaar tujhe humare sanskrati k aansusaar kapde phena haai jaise ki saree

Mai- Aagar aisa haai toh thik haai aab mai roj saree phenungi

Papaji- Badiyaa jaa change kr k aaja

Mai saree phen k niche aa jaati huuu

Mai- Aab thik hai papaji

Papaji mujhe saree mai dekhe chowk jaate haai ek daam hotttttt lag rahi thi maai



Papaji- Waha bahut khubsuraat lag rahi hai tu bahu

Mai- Sukriya papaji bol k waha se chaal deti hu

Raat ko saab dinner table mai baithe the
Aur bahut shanti k mahool tha koi kisi baat nhi kr raha tha

Mai- Saab itna shaant kyon hooo koi kuch bol kyu nhi raha

Papaji- Saab aabhi bhi riwaaz k karan shock mai haai bahu

Mai- Dekhiye Jo hona tha hoo gaya aap saab aise udaas mat raho

Hum saab k rishte k naam badla hai aur kuch nhi

Phele mai ek Bahu+chachi+Bhabhi+maa thi

Aur aab sirf Patni hu aap saab ki

Inder- aap sahi bol rahi ho Bhabhi

Par saab ko naya Rishta mai adjust hone mai time lagega

Mujhe toh koi problem nhi hai iss naye rishte see

Nil- Haa chachi mai bhi comfortable hu aapke sath naye rishte mai

Papaji-Mujhe bhi meri bahu k sath koi problem nhi haai

Mujhe toh khusi haai aab mai tujhe aaur jaan paungaa

Ajay- Humara Rishta toh phele jaisa hi rahega divyaaa mujhe kyaa dikkat hoo sakti haai

Bass bacch jaata haai rishi

Saab log rishi ko hi dekh rahe the

Rishi waha se khana chood k aapne room mai bhaag jaata haai

Mai- Rishi

Bol k uske picche jaa rahi thi

Ajay- Rehne do divya usko thoda time do who normal ho jayega

Saab dinner krke aapne kamre mai chal dete hai

Ajay aur mai aapne room mai

Mai- Mujhe rishi ki chinta hoo rahi hai
Mere sath shadi k baad bahut udass sa hoo gaya haai

Ajay- Udaas toh hoga divya jiss mom ko aapni jaan se jyada pyaar krta haai aab who uski patni ban gayi hai

toh udaas hona toh banta haai

Mai- Baat toh sahi hai aapki bass koi galat kadam na utha le

Ajay- Are kuch nhi krega who
apni mom se bahut pyaar krta haai

Mai- woh bhi hai

Ajay- sorry mai kuch nhi kr paaya tumhare liye

aaur aab se
Roj ek ek din tumko saab k room mai sona padega

Mai- Are aap sorry mat boliye aapke hath mai kuch nhi thaa

Aur rahi baat dusre room mai sone ki shuru shuru mai uncomfortable lagega phir aadat ho jayegi

Waise bhi baaki saab bhi toh pariwaar wale hi haai

Ajay- who toh hai divya saab kitna aasni se maan gaye shaadi k liye rishi ko chhod k

Divya- haa mai kitni lucky hu ki mujhe aisa pariwaar mila

(friends mujhe aur ajay ko kya pata tha ki pariwaar wale kisi karan se shaddi k liye mane hai aur unko mujhse kya chaiye)

Hum dono sooo jaate hai

Idhar papaji k kamre mai unko neend nhi aa rahi thi

kyonki
Kaal mai unki patni hongi day k hissab se

Papaji- Bass bahu aaj ki raat ki baat hai kaal ka din tu puru meri hogi

Yehi saab sochte rehte hai aur soo jaate hai