loved this update too bro. hats offTume pata nahi hai kya
nahi to
tumare sahab to kah rahe tum hi leke jaoge muje
muje nahi pata memsaab
sunna hai tum bahut achhi driving karte ho
haan wo to karta hu
wo bhi dekh lenge
dekh lijiyega... par kab jana hai..
tab uski aur dekhte bade adda ke saath kahte hai..
Aarti - tu nasta karte waqt kya dekh raha tha .. tujhe sharam nahi aati..
Nawaz kuch kahata usse pahle hi khud hi aarti kahti hai..
Sharam kaise aayege.. Tu to 1 number ka besharm hai.. Kam se papa ko to darta na.. Unone dekha hota to tere khair nahi thi..
N - vo maine jaanbujh kar nahi dekha tha.. bus nazar pad gayi
A- nazar pad gayi thi to hat bhi to sakti thi na
N- vo dekhne me itni soft lag rahi thi ki mann hi nahi kar raha tha nazar hatane ka
Tab muskurate hui aarti kahte hai ..
Lagta hai tere ghar ek baar aana padega
Nawaz aashrya se puchata hai
mere ghar
Haan tere ghar .. lagta hai tere ghar aake tere abbu or ammi ko batana padega ki Nawaz jawaan ho gya hai.. Aab uska nikah kar do
kya aarti memsaab.. aap bhi na. Aap kyon aise baate kar rahi ho.. thode din muje aise free ki jindagi jine do.. Baad mai wo sab to hai hi na..
haahaaha..
aur Hasane lagi..
aab us waqt dono uppar chat par khade the..ek dusare ko dekhte hui.. fir achanak aarti niche Jane ke liye chat ke door taraf Jane lage. . tab nawaz kahta hai..
bina batai ja rahe ho memsaab aap mere ghar kab aa rahe ho
tab aarti kahti hai.. haste hui.. Uski aur dekh kar..
batane se kya hoga..
humm.. aapne guest ka bada achha dhyan rakhte hai..
tab aashcharya se uski aur gardan karke dekh ke smile karte hai..
Achha ji.. mai aur tumari guest..
are guest ke liye to hum tan -man - dhan sab hazir kiye rahte hai.. bas guest khush hona chahiye..
nawaz ke iss baat ko sun kar aarti muskuraye bina nahi rah saki.. aur fir aage ki aur seediyon ki taraf jate hui kahte hai..
aur tume kyon lagta hai mai tumare guest banungi..
haa aapki baat bhi sahi hai.. aap itane amir.. itani hoshiyaar.. itane sundar.. agrawal family ki bahu bhala mere jaise garib ki guest kyon banege..
aarti zor se hanssi aur seediyan ke aur jate hue ruki aur uski aur ghumate hui bolti hai ..
“tum nah nawaz emotional blackmail karne mein bahot maahir ho.. "
Ye koi emotional blackmail nahi hai
to kya hai
aapne hi to kaha ki aap mere ghar aaoge.. aab ghar aane wala guest hi to hota hai na memsaab..
aare wo to maine aise hi kaha tha
aap bade longo ki baat muje kuch samaj nahi aata.. konsi baat aise bolte ho.. Konse baat mazak mai bolte ho aur konse baat aap ki serious hoti hai..
tab aarti hasane lagi usko sunkar aur kahne lagi..
Kyon dukhi ho gaye kya mere mazak se.. maine to mazak mai kaha to wo
aap mazak ho gaya par mera dil tut gaya.. muje laga aap mere ghar aaoge.. mere basti mai aap aaoge to mera rutaba badega.. mai aap ki achhe se seva karunga.. aap mere ammi abbu ko aapni shadi.. Matlab nikah ki baat karoge..
Tab jhat se aarti kahti hai..
Aapni shadi.. I mean nikah.. kya bol rahe ho tum..
Thoda gussa tha aarti ke bolne mai..
aapni matlab mere.. jaldbaaji mai bol gaya.
Achha aisa kya..
Muje laga aap mere abbu aur ammi se mere nikah ke bare mai baat karoge aur aap ke kahne se mera nikah ho jayega.. mai kitana khush tha.. aap ne sab satyanash kar diya..
aare bapre itana sara soch liya tumane mere ek choti se baat par..
aap ke liye chothi baat hoge mere liye nahi..
thik hai baba aa jaungi tere ghar aur tere ammi abbu se baat kar lungi..
aise uske aur dekhte hui.. haan mai garden hilate hui kahne lagi..
Dhanyavaad memsaab
Aab mai jau niche.. muje kitchen mai bahut sara kaam hai
thik hai memsaab.. mai bhi aa jata hu niche aapke saath
Tab aarti smile karte hui kahte hai
Tum kyon aur mere saath
Kya aap chahte ho kya mai raat bhar yahi andhere mai maru .. mere ghar mai nahi jau
Tab haste hui kahte hai
Arre baba mai wo nahi kah rahi thi
to
Abhi yaha thode der thehalo aur thode der baad niche aa jana
abhi kyon nahi
Sharmakar niche dekhte hui kahte hai
tume pata hai
muje kuch nahi pata memsaab
mere piche aate hui tum thik se nahi aaoge
matlab
Matlab niche aate hui mere back ko dekhte hui aaoge aur usse muje sharam aati hai
nahi memsaab humne kab aapke pichwade ko dekha
besharam!! Pichwada nahi back.. ashlil baate mat karo mujse
Wahi wahi maine kab dekha
roj hi dekhte ho.. muje pata nahi kya..
Wo juth hai
aisa kah ke uske paas wo aata hai..
sach hai.. mai juth nahi bolti
aise kahte hui wo sidiya utarane lage.. aab pahle sidi pai nawaz tha aur uske niche panchave sidi par aarti khadi thi.. nawaz wahi khade hoke apne jeeb ko honton par ferrate hui aarti ko seediya utarate hui dekh rahi thi.. uski gaand ka matakana nawaz ko madhosh karta ja raha tha.. us satin wale nighty mein kitana khubsurat aur aakarshit karti ja rahi thi aarti.. uppar se niche utarrate hui ek do baar usne mudkar nawaz ko dekha bhi tha.. jab wo niche utari Hall mai tab usne fir se ek baar dekha jaise ki wo nawaz ko ishara kar rahi ho uske piche aane ko..
aab uske piche nawaz bhi jata hai niche .. wo sochata hai agar ye kitchen mai jayege to mai bhi iske piche jayega.. aur hua bhi aisa hi kuch.. Niche aakar aarti kitchen mai chali gayi aur nawaz bhi uske piche Jane laga.. tabhi shethji nawaz ko aawaaz dene lagte hai..
Nawaz beta jara idhar to aana
aarti jaan gayi thi nawaz uske piche aa raha hai.. aab wo koi na koi baat karega use lagta hai.. kuch to bahana banake mere piche aayega aisa use lag raha tha aur wo chaha bhi kuch aisa hi rahi thi.. par jab uske sasur ne nawaz ko aawaaz di to wo jaan gayi ki papa ji aab nawaz ko kuch na kuch kaam batayenge .. aawaaz aate hi piche mud ke nawaz ki aur dekhane lagi.. aur nawaz ko smile di aur idhar nawaz ka chehara pura utar chuka tha.. wo maan mai kahta hai.. iss loude ne muje kyon bulaya aab.. achha khasa aarti ke paas ja raha tha.. aur kamini neeta bhi nahi thi.. aisa moka kab milne wala tha par iss budhhe se mere khushi dekhi nahi ja rahi hai..