very very hot and exciting updateAisa kah ke nawaz baju wale room mai jata hai.. aur 1 rug aur ek niche bichane wale soft carpet deti hai..
Ye leke jao..
Ye kyon memsaab
Waha bichane ke liye kuch nahi hoga aur uppar lene ke liye kuch nahi hoga.. Rug ki wajah se machhar nahi katenge .. ..
Isski koi jarurat nahi thi memsaab
Leke jao.. yaha bahut sare hai
Aap sachmuch bahut achhi ho
Jada tarif karne ki koi jarurat nahi hai.. aab aap jao..
Thik hai.. Good night..
Good night nawaz
Tab nawaz waha se chala jata hai..
Aab dusare din morning
Bahar bade malik aur aarti chair dalke baithe the aur chai pi rahe the.. Nawaz mooh mein paan chabata hua waha aa jata hain ..
Nawaz - salaam sahab ....
shethji - aare Nawaz salam salam aao aao..
nawaz - salaam .... memsaab ..
aarti ko dekhte hui kahta hai..
subah subah paan chabate hui yaha aaya hai ye dekhkar aarti use ajeeb se nazreion se ghoorne lagti hain..........
aur kahte hai..
Aarti - salam salam.. Good morning..
Nawaz - morning.. Morning.. sab badiya na memsaab ....koi paresani to nhi na ....
Aarti uski aur dekhte hui smile karte hui kahte hai
Aarti - sab thik hai.. nahi nahi koi pareshaani nahi hai.. sab theek hai …
Papa - aare Nawaz aao aao.. ho gayi kya subah tumare
Haa malik
uski nazare aarti ke bade bade chuchiyon par thi jo humesha ki tarah uski saari se dhaki hui thi ........ wo use kha jane wali nazreion se ghoore jaa raha tha......ye jante hue bhi ki aarti uski nazar ko aache se pehchaan rahi hogi ....... shayad isi wajah se aarti ke chehre par sharam ki lakheerein saaf nazar aane lagi thi.....
wo kuch kehti nahin aur nawaz ko dekhte rahte hain......
aaj bhi nawaj ne wahi shirt aur pant pehan rakha tha.......... Jo aarti ne use 2 din pahle diye the .. matlab aapne pati ka.. use dekhkar aarti mann mai kahti shayad ye kapda wahi hai jo maine isse diya hai..
haan wahi hai.. par ye kitana achha tha jab maine diya tha.. aab kitana ganda ho gaya hai.. ........ iss kapde ko dekhne se aisa maloom padta tha mano us din ke baad aab tak ye kapde kabhi dhule hi nahin......... iske pant par kahin kahin dhool mitti ke saath saath kuch kale kale dhabbe bhi saaf nazar aa rahe hai aur shirt ka bhi kuch haal waisa hi hai ......... din bhar ghumata rahta hai.. kahi pai bhi moo marta hai.. moo marta hai ye word sunkar use hasi aa jati hai.. kabhi ye ladki to kabhi wo aurat..aur ye kya humesha ki tarah iske jism se wahi gandi si smell aa rahi hai ......aur haath pawn bhi waise hi gande nazar aa rahe hai jaise kal yaha se jate waqt the.. matlab bina nahaye ye yaha aaya hai.. Phir wo khud se hi kahti hai.. kya aarti kya koi itane subah subah nahata hai kya.. abhi to chai naste ka samay hai.. tune to kaha abhitak bath ki hai.. par mai to iski jaise gandi nahi hu.. nahaya nahi to kyon aaya subah subah yaha.. Kamine ko maine kal hi bola tha..saaf sutare hoke hi mere paas aana.. I mean hamare ghar..he hehe.. karke mann mai hasne lagi.. aab wo achhe se use dekh rahi thi..aur fir neeche gardan karke khud se kahti hai..
haath moo dhoya ya aise chala aaya hai .......... Fresh hua hai ya nahi… Kuch pata nahi chal raha hai iss ke hulaye se.. haan fresh hone ke naam pai sir par khoob sara tel lagaya hua hai aur humesha ki tarah ulti maang se kanghi ki hai .......... iss gade ko ye ulti mang kyon pasand hai kuch pata nahi chal raha hai..
Bahu us kamchor ko aawaj do isko chai lane ke liye
Papaji wo abhi tak nahi aaye hai.. Mai Aander se late hu
Aisa kah ke wo utane lagi
Rahne do malkin.. maine abhi tak moo dhoya nahi hai..
Aisa kah ke wo aarti ko dekhkar apne kale peele dant dikhata hua hans raha tha.....saath hi saath paan bhi haule haule chabata jaa raha tha ......... wahin aarti ki nazrein uspar hi thi.........use dekhkar kuch sochane lagi aur aapne mobile se khelane lagi..
wo yehi soch rahi thi ki agar soowar (pig) ko laakh heera moti kyon na pehnaya jaye wo rehta aakhir kichad mein hi hain........kuch aisa hi haal iss nawaj ka bhi hai ...... wo aapne aap ko kahti hai maine arvind ka itana achha unused drees isko diya aur iss gade ne 2 din mai kharab kiya. kamina ye nahi sudarne wala.. wo aab maan chuki thi ki ye banda kabhi nahin sudharne wala........use hi aab iske saath adjust karna hoga........ tab wo khud ko kahti hai mai kyon karu iske saath adjust.. ye kaha mera husband ya boyfriend hai.. aarti tu bhi kuch bhi bolte hai..
Ye sab sochate hui kahte hai..
Aabhi tak moo dhoya nahi hai
Haan malkin
Matlab brush bhi nahi kiya hoga
Tab shethji kahte hai
Aarti beta ye log brush ko hi moo dhona bolte hai..
Achha aisa kya.. matlab bina brush kare hi paan..
Aarti ke iss baat par shethji aur nawaj hasne lage.. ye dono kyon has rahe hai ye aarti ko kuch samaj nahi aa raha tha..
Tab nawaj kahta hai
Aap bhi na memsaab.. bahut bholi ho
Nawaj ke aise kahne se aarti uske taraf bade asamaj jaise dekhte hai tab shethji kahte hai
Beta tobacco aur paan khanewale log bina brush kiye hui hi subah subah suru ho jate hai.. inne sabse pahle tobacco ya paan chahiye hota hai..
Tab aarti ko baat samaj aaye
Achha aisa kya
Haan malkin
yaha muje bhi aur arvind ko bhi ye aadat nahi hai na to aarti beta ko ye sabkuch nahi pata
Haan samaj aa gaya shethji
Phir kya aab bina brush kare hi ye chai nasta karega kya
Nahi nahi malkin.. mai haath moo dhounga na
Haan to dho lo jalde se tab tumare liye chai late hu..
wo kya na malkin mai aate waqt brush lana bhul gaya
Tab sheth ji kahte hai
Aare to kya hua.. ye neem se moo brush karo.. bahut achha rahta hai..
Tab wo aarti ki aur dekhta hai.. tab wo haan mai gardan hilata hai..
Sheth ji - mai aur arvind roj isse se hi brush karte hai
Aur malkin aap
Mai kabhi kabhi karte hu
Roj nahi
Haan roj nahi.. par he bahut achha rahta hai isse brush karo.. Bahut achha rahega..
Thik hai aap dono kah rahe ho to kar lunga
Tab sheth ji use neem dete hai aur kaise brush karna hai wo batate hai.. fir naway brush karne laga.. barsh karte hui aarti ko dekhane laga..
aarti aaj puri tarah saji hui thi...wo bhi subah subah.. usne red colour ki saree pahni hui thi.. Usdin jab wo vandana ko bol raha tha ki tum red saree mai bahut achhi dikhate ho wo aarti ne suna tha.. use kya ho gaya tha pata nahi par nawaz ke uss baat par aarti ne aaj amal kiya tha.. usne wahi saree pahni hui thi jo usdin nawaz ne vandana ko kaha tha pahanane ko ...aur usi tarah taiyaar thi jaise usne vandana ko taiyaar hone ko bola tha.. aarti aise taiyaar hui thi iss wajah se wo aarti ko ghoorta ja raha tha.. aarti bhi samjh gai ki wo kya dekh raha hai …. Nawaz ke aise dekhane se wo sharma jati hai.. aur khadi ho jate hai.. aur chore chupke nawaz ko dekhte hui sharmane lagi…
Aab nawaz moo dhone laga.. tab shethji kahte hai mai aander ja raha hu..
Haan papaji
Shethji aander jate hi nawaz aarti ko dekhte hui kahta hai
haay haay kya Ada hai….is Saadi me to kisi apsara se kam nahi dikh rahi ho aap . … memsaab
Apni tàarif sunkar aarti ne thode der pahle jo socha tha ki wo turant jawab nahi degi uspar break lag gaya aur wo gardan uppar kar ke uski aur dekte hue boli
Mai neeta nahi hu .. aur vandana bhi..
Aur smile karte hai..
Aarte ke iss baat par nawaz bina kuch bole hi aarti ko dekhane laga.. aarti ne mai neeta nahi hu aisa kaha tha par uske chehre pe kahi na kahi ek hasi thi .. jo wo nawaz se chupana chah rahi thi… par nawaz ne wo hasi achi tarah notice kar li thi.. Uske piche ka wo matlab nikalane laga.. Uski hasi dekhkar nawaz ko laga ki wo manzil ke bahut kareeb hai .. Wo aapne aap se kahne laga.. bas use ab sirf aisa behave karna chahiye jaise wo sach me hi aarti se pyaar karta hai…aur isi pyaar ke chalte hi wo usse jismani rishta jodana chahta hai … uske aander koi hawas nahi hai.. aur iske liye wo bilkul hi tayyar tha…
halaki use har din chudayi ka shouk tha. ..aur pichle kuch dino se to wo bilkul bhi is kaam se dur hi tha … sirf kal usne neeta ko choda tha.. Vandana ka to alag hai ..Par neeta aur aarti mai bahut farak tha.. Wo janata tha ki agar usne aarti ko pata liya to uski jindagi savar jayege.. Uske chod chod ke aapni raand banayega .. Aur aarti ke jariye bahut sara paisa bhi kama lega.. Wo janata tha ki inn logo ke paas paise ke koi kami nahi hai… par iss ke liye bahut dhire se jana hoga.. aur iske liye wo bilkul hi tayyar tha …
Fir nawaz aarti ke paas pahucha...wo nawaz ko kareeb pa kar jyada hi sharma gai......
haan muje pata hai.. aap na neeta ho na vandana ho.. aap to aarto ho… Aarti arvind agrawal ..
Iss baat pai aarti khush ho jati hai..
Mai to sab aapke sari ki tarif kar raha tha..
to ye saree pasand aai tume .....
are saree kaha...wo to...
aarti beech me kahti hai -
to kya...
mtlab saree tabhi jachti hai na jab koi use pahanta hai...hai ki nhi..
hmm...matlab ye saree koi aur pahnegi tab bhi ye saree jachegi hi...hai na…
Nawaz thoda pareshaan hokar kahta hai..
maine aisa nhi kaha...
to kya kahana chaahate ho tum …
wo main kah raha tha ki tum acchi lag rahi ho...
aarti aankhe dikha kar kahti hai..
kya matlab hai tumara ...
are mera matlab tha ki...tum achhi lag rahi ho.. kamaal dikh rahi ho tum ...iss sari par.. are aisa-waisa kuch matlab nhi tha ...ye saree tum par bahut jach rahi hai...
achha ji ...ye saree abhi maine pahni to main acchi hu...koi aur pahnega to wo...matlab saree acchi lagi aapko...
Tabhi aander Hall se shethji aaane ki aahat hui to dono ekdusare se dur ho gaye..