muje sab pata hai
kya pata hai
aisa kah ke uske paas aane laga ..
mere paas kyon aa rahe ho
tume kya pata hai ye janane ke liye
dur se kya pata nahi kar sakate
dur se maza nahi aata
tab haste hui kahti hai
aab kya pata karne mai bhi tume maza chahiye
haan har chiz mai muje maza chahiye .. nahi to
nahi to kya
nahi to maza nahi aata
aur dono hasane lage
Kaisa lag raha hai tume malish aur nahane ke baad
tab aartii ke chuchiyo par nazar gadkar kahta hai
aab bahut achha lag raha hai... bahut achha dikh raha hai nazara.
aartii anjan banane ka natak karte hui uske samne khade hoke aapni saree ka pallu thik karte hui kahte hai
kaun sa nazara ... yaha to koi nazara to hai nahi.
Are aarti rani kamre ka nazara…. main bola kamre ka nazara bahut achha dikh raha hai... aab..
tab uski aur dekhate hui kahte hai
Aab tak achha nazara nahi tha kya kamre ka
aarti ke aise kahne ke baad nawaz uski chuchiyo ko dekhne laga..uski chuchiyon ko dekhte hui kahta hai..
pahle bhi achha tha par pahle se achha aab lag raha hai
aisa kah ke uske nazdik jata hai tab aarti palat jati hai .. gardan niche kar ke ..
actually aarti samajh gayi ki nawaz uski chuchiyo ke bare me baat kar raha hain. ..isliye wo sharama gayi thi .. wo nawaz ka samana nahi karana chaha rahi thi ..
fir aarti chali jati hai....bedroom mai chota sa freeze tha waha ..Freez ke pass jane ke baad aarti jhuk kar freez mai se cold drinks bottle nikalane lagti hai .....jhukne ki waja se uski gand bahar ko aa rahi thi....use dekh ke nawaz kahta hai ..
ssssssss man to kar raha tha is ko pakad kar yahi chodun lekin sala lafda ho jayega....
ye lo nawaz cold drinks ..pyas lagi hogi na tere ko...
Nawaz mann mai kahta hai
pyas to lagi hai muje aarti rani...bas ek bar tu mere niche aaja fir main meri pyas jamkar bhujaunga...
Nawaz bottle le leta hai ..
maaan gye tum ko aarti ..my dear memsaab ....tume kitane fikar hai mere .. mere mann ki baat tune kaise jaan li ..
sharmate hui kahate hai...
Manna to padenga he ...
Par ek hi bottle
To kya hua .. ek bottle mai se hum pi nahi sakate kya
haan pi sakate hai na rani
Aisa kahte hui nawaz aapne moo se cold drink open karta hai aur peene lagga.aur phir nawaz ne usse apni joothi cold drink uske saamne kar di aur uski ankhon mein dekhne lgga. aarti ye sab dekh rhi thi. aarti bhi nawaz ki ankho mein dekhane lagi
uske aankho mai dekhate hui uske haath se bottle li aur nawaz ko dekhti hui peene lagi.
aarti ne thodi si cold drink pee aur nawaz ki aur dekhte hui ek madhak si smile di. nawaz ka mann kar rha tha ke jaise abhi usse pakad ke uske honth choose de.
Abb aarti aur nawaz bari bari cold drink pee rhe the . aarti aaj nawaz ke saath bohot enjoy kar rahi thi . Ye uski zindagi ke naye safar ki shuruwat thi. dono batchit karne lage .. cold drink pite hui ..
fir aaj ka birthday ka kya plan hai tumara
kuch nahi
Daru pine jana hoga na tuje aaj
Mai roj thode hi pita hu
To kal kyon piya
Wo doston ne force kiya tha
Achha
Aaj mera birthday tha na to kal mujse party li
Birthday party Mai daru pina compulsory hota hai kya
Aab kya kare dosto ke aage kuch nahi chali
Achha ji. Muje lag raha hai dosto ke aage nahi tumari bhi ichha thi
Haan mere bhi ichha thi
Wahi.. Mai bhi to wahi kah rahi hu..
Haan aab kabhi kabhi ichha hoti hai
Haan ye kabhi kabhi hi hona chahiye roj nahi
Haan rani
rani kahane ke baad uska chehara khil utata hai par wo kahane ke liye kahti hai
rani mat kaho
thik hai
Mere ghar mai Mai ye hone de sakati.. Tum janate ho na papaji ko bhi Mai daru pine nahi deti .. Arvind to pite hi nahi aur papa ji mere dar se aab pite nahi hai..ghar ke malik ko pine nahi de sakati to tume kaise pine du.. tumare wajah se Mai wo bala ghar Mai nahi aane dungi
Haan pata hai
Pata hai to piya kyon
Muje laga
Kya laga muje pata nahi chalega
Haan aisa hi kuch
Aur aapna room jara clean rakah karo
Matlab tune mera room clean kiya
Mai nahi karungi to kya koi butani karegi kya
Nakhara karte hui kahti hai
Muje laga neeta ne kiya
Us kamchor ko khud ka kaam karne ki yaad nahi rahata tumara kaam kya khaak karegi
Tab Nawaz hasane laga
Tum pahle se kafi change ho gaye ho
Kyon tume aisa kyon lagta hai
Kyon ki tum aab mere nazar se nazar mila kar nahi dekh rahe ho.. sach kaha na
aisa nawaz ki aankho mai dekhate hui kahte hai
nahi .. Nazar se nazar milaye to kya ho jayega ..
Hum ladkiyon ki nazar tum ladakon se tez hoti hai tum ladke to hamare samne haar hi jate ho
Nazare mila rahi hai uske baad jo hoga tab muje mat bolana
Kya karoge mai tumare aankho mai dekhunge tume jo karana hai karo
Plz mujse nazare mat milao.. Tume pata nahi muje kya hota hai
Aur kya karoge
Mai kya karunga mai to behosh ho jata hu tume dekh ke
aur
Kahi mujse galti ho gayi to
Galti karne se pahle pata hai tume
Kya pata hai
aisa bol ke usko aapne baho mai leta hai .. kamar mai piche haat dal ke ..
aur uske gardan ki kiss karne wala tha tab aarti kahti hai
chalo piche hato ji
bol ke usko piche push karti hai
Madam aaj bhi
Don't say aaj bhi pine hai
Haan wahi
Aabhi to kaha na tumane kabhi kabhi pita hu
Haan
Tumara kabhi kabhi kya roj roj hota hai kya
Roj roj nahi kal ki party mai kych dost nahi aaye the usko party dene hai
Aise tumare kitane dost hai
Bahut sare
Gaanv to chota sa hai
Chota hai par har galli mai mere ek to to dost hai hi
Haan samaj aayi
To pine jau kya
Mai mana karungi to nahi pioge kya
Waise baat nahi hai
Sunana nahi hai to puch kyon rahe ho
Sununga jaroor
muje lag raha hai neeta ne bahut jhooth diye hai tume
To tu control kar de
Tab uski aur dekhati hai aur sharmaate hui palat jati hai
Thik hai pio par jada mat piu
Achha memsaab
Thoda aage.. bedroom mai hi .. ek wardrobe ke paas jane ke baad ke kahte hai
Pina hone ke baad khane pai aa jana
Late ho jayega
Ho jane do
Bahut lete ho jayega
Bola na ho jane do.. Bhuka pet sona thik nahi hai aur drink ke baad to kuch khana hi chahiye
Achha ji
Mai wait karungi
Ji memsaab
Kab jane wale ho party ko
Aab nikal raha hu
Ruko
Aisa kah ke aandar jati hai ..kitchen Mai..
Aab isne rukane ko kyon bola
Aisa sochate hui wo haal Mai pahunch jata hai
kitchen Mai niche ek drawer Mai daru ki bottle rakhi thi .. aarti waha se daru ki do bottle nikal lete hai.. aur Nawaz ko dete hai..
Iski kya jarurat hai
Achhi quality ki hai.. Imported hai.. Yaha nahi milege..
Haan.. Hum log to deshi hi pite hai..
Tab smile karte hui kahte hai
Ye pite hai tumare dost khush ho jayenge.. tume bahut achha kahenge..
Un kamino ne muje achha kaha to muje kya farak padega.. Memsaab..
To kiske achha kahne se farak padega
Aapke
Chalo hato ji ..
Kyon
Myje nahi lagata
Kyon nahi lagata
Mere baat se tume kuch farak padta hai aisa nahi lagta
Kyon nahi lagta
Tab daru ki bottle utake use dikhati hai
Ye to birthday celebration hai
Achha
Haan aur aapka mann nahi hai to nahi karta
Mai itani bhi buri nahi hu .. Jake karo party.. Waise kaise jane wale ho
Mere bike pai
Aate time
Aap bhi na ek no ki buddu ho memsaab Jaunga buke pai to aaunga bhi bike pai hi na
Buddu Mai itana janati hu bike pai jaoge to aaoge buke pai hi.. Par muje laga daru pine ke baad tumare pyare dosto Mai se koi tume chorne aayega
Uski kya jarurat..
Matlab pike tum khud hi bike chalaoge
Haan usmai kya darne ki jarurat hai.. waise mai kisi ke baap ko darta nahi hu
Pata hai muje tum kisi ke baap ko darate nahi ho wo Mai pahle hi din jaan gaye the..
Haan na
Aur iss wajah se Mai tum pai… aur rukh jate hai
AurAur iss wajah se Mai tum pai kya memsaab
Kuch nhi
Tab Nawaz uske karib aata hai
Pike chalane se gir gaye to
Nahi girunga .. Waise bhi mai kam pita hu
Haan pata hai maine kal dekha tha kitana kam pite ho.. Thik se chal nahi paa rahe the
Wo jara jada ho gaye the
Aaj bhi ho gaye to
Aaj nahi hogi.
Bhala aaj kyon nahi hogi jada
Aap wo na khayal rakhane
Dhatt!!! Mai kaha hu waha
Chalo tum bhi
Besharm kuch bhi mat bolo.. Mai kaise aa sakati hu
Aa sakati ho.. Kyon nhi aa sakati
Waha to tumare Sare dost honge na
Aap bhi mere dost ho na
Waise dost nahi hu
Waise matlab Kaise dost ho
Bewade dost nahi hu
Aur hasane lage
Phir baju mai jake aapne parse se 2000 ke don note nikal leta hai aur Nawaz ko dete hai
Ye kis liye
Tumare party ke liye
Thanku..
Uske thanku pai aarti hasane lagi
Jada pina mat nahi to kahi gir jaoge
Nahi girunga waise bhi ye angreji jada chadate nahi hai
Achha hai na chade to
Sirf tumhare liye kiya maine ye sab aaj.. aur tum ho ki mujhpar jyda dhayan he nhi dete …
Ye sab mai bahut maza aata hai na tumko...