Shandar mast kamuk updateThoda aage.. bedroom mai hi .. ek wardrobe ke paas jane ke baad kahte hai
Pina hone ke baad khane pai aa jana
Late ho jayega
Ho jane do
Bahut lete ho jayega
Bola na ho jane do.. Bhuka pet sona thik nahi hai aur drink ke baad to kuch khana hi chahiye
Achha ji
Mai wait karungi
Ji memsaab
Kab jane wale ho party ko
Aab nikal raha hu
Ruko
tab nawaz mann mai kahta hai
Aab isne rukane ko kyon bola
ruko aisa kah ke aarti cupboard ke upar se koyi chiz nikalne ki koshish kar rahi thi...o koshish puri kar rahi thi lekin uska hath wahan tak nahi pohnch raha tha....
Tab nawaz wo dekh leta hai....uske dimag men fauran kuch ata hai aur oh jaldi se aarti ke pas pohnch jata hai....aarti ne abhi tak dekha nahi tha ke nawaz uske piche khade hain....
nawaz ek bar aarti ki gand ki taraf dekhta hai fir apne pant men tane hui apne laude ko...wo dhire se nawaz ke piche halka sa sat kar khada hojata hai aur kahta hai ....
main nikal deta hun ....kya nikalna hai??
aarti piche ghumne ki koshish karne ka sochti hai lekin tbi use ahsas hota hai ke nawaz to usse touch hokr khada hain...aarti ko thoda ajeeb lgta hain lekin wo kuch nahi bolti...aisa nahi tha ke use bura laga tha lekin thoda ajeeb zarur laga tha....
wo upar ek chabi hai…
wo thoda dhire se bolti hai....
aarti ke itne kareeb hone par nawaz se control nahi ho raha tha...wo aarti se ane wali mehak ko sunghne lagta hai....nawaz aarti ke jism ka shape dekh raha tha piche se....itna jawan shadishuda awrat ko apne kareeb koyi bhi apna aapa kho dega lekin nawaz janta tha ek galti aur pura kam bigad jayega...
wo ab apna hath upar karke cupboard se wo chabi nikalne lagta hai....halanki wo asani se chabi nikal sakta tha lekin jaanbujh kar deri kar raha tha wo taki aarti se thoda chipkne ka time mile....nawaz piche se thoda touch hokar khada tha....
lekin usse ab control nahi hota aur wo chawi nikal kar ek bar aarti ki gand ki lakir par upar se niche tak apni pant men bane huwe laude ke tambu se ghista hai aur uske baal ko kiss karta hai ..
Nawaz ke aise karne se aarti ke sharir men bijli si daud jati hai ...wo jhat se palat jati hai waise hi nawaz piche hat jata hai ..
woh thodi der waise hi khadi rehti hai...aur nawaz ke taraf dekh rahi thi....aur mann mai soch rahi thi ..
mere piche kuch to laga....muje ajeeb sa ahasa kyun hua....muje kuch bhi samajh nahi aa raha hai …
tab uski aur dekhte hui nawaz kahta hai
ye lo chawbhi …
Aarti ab jaise hosh men ate hui kahte hai ....
huhh...
nawaz uske hath men chabi de deta hai aur aisa acting krta hai jaise abi abi jo huwa use wo pata hi nahi....
phir uske taraf dekh ke aarti aapni chatthi par ka sari ka pallu thik kar leti hai ..
aur sochate hui wo palat jati hai aur niche ek drawer Mai daru ki bottle rakhi thi .. wo nikalane ke liye niche jukh jati hai ..niche jukane ki wajah se ek baar phir uski gaand bahar aa jati hai .. aarti ki gand dekh kar uska kala samp fanfana raha tha....uske hath aarti ki gand ki taraf jane lagte hain tabhi dar ke nawaz turant apna hath piche kar leta hai....uski gaand ko dekh ke nawaz kahta hai ..
ssssss sala kya gand hai iskiii.....kya maza aya mere laude ko iski gand ko chuu karrrr....kuch toh krna hoga is murgi ko apne niche lane ke liye...
aarti waha se daru ki do bottle nikal lete hai.. aur Nawaz ko dete hai..
Iski kya jarurat hai
Achhi quality ki hai.. Imported hai.. Yaha nahi milege..
Haan.. Hum log to deshi hi pite hai..
Tab smile karte hui kahte hai
Ye pite hai tumare dost khush ho jayenge.. tume bahut achha kahenge..
Un kamino ne muje achha kaha to muje kya farak padega.. Memsaab..
To kiske achha kahne se farak padega
tere
Chalo hato ji ..
Kyon
Muje nahi lagata
Kyon nahi lagata
Mere baat se tume kuch farak padta hai aisa nahi lagta
Kyon nahi lagta
Tab daru ki bottle utake use dikhati hai
Ye to birthday celebration hai
Achha
Haan aur tera mann nahi hai to nahi karta
Mai itani bhi buri nahi hu .. Jake karo party.. Waise kaise jane wale ho
Mere bike pai
Aate time
tu bhi na ek no ki buddu hai .. Jaunga bike pai to aaunga bhi bike pai hi na
Buddu Mai itana janati hu bike pai jaoge to aaoge bike pai hi.. Par muje laga daru pine ke baad tumare pyare dosto Mai se koi tume chorne aayega
Uski kya jarurat..
Matlab pike tum khud hi bike chalaoge
Haan usmai kya darne ki jarurat hai.. waise mai kisi ke baap ko darta nahi hu
Pata hai muje tum kisi ke baap ko darate nahi ho wo Mai pahle hi din jaan gaye the..
Haan na
Aur iss wajah se Mai tum pai… aur rukh jate hai
Aur iss wajah se Mai tum pai kya memsaab
Kuch nhi
Tab Nawaz uske karib aata hai
Pike chalane se gir gaye to
Nahi girunga .. Waise bhi mai kam pita hu
Haan pata hai maine kal dekha tha kitana kam pite ho.. Thik se chal nahi paa rahe the
Wo jara jada ho gaye the
Aaj bhi ho gaye to
Aaj nahi hogi.
Bhala aaj kyon nahi hogi jada
tu hai na khayal rakhane
Dhatt!!! Mai kaha hu waha
Chalo tum bhi
Besharm kuch bhi mat bolo.. Mai kaise aa sakati hu
Aa sakati ho.. Kyon nhi aa sakati
Waha to tumare Sare dost honge na
tum bhi mere dost ho na
Waise dost nahi hu
Waise matlab Kaise dost ho
Bewade dost nahi hu
Aur hasane lage
Phir baju mai jake aapne parse se 2000 ke don note nikal lete hai aur Nawaz ko dete hai
Ye kis liye
Tumare party ke liye
Thanku..
Uske thanku pai aarti hasane lagi
Jada pina mat nahi to kahi gir jaoge
Nahi girunga waise bhi ye angreji jada chadate nahi hai
Achha hai na chade to
ok memsaab mai chalta hoon..
Aarti apne sharmile andaz me muskura kar usko boli
thik hai
aarti ek taraf usko jane ko bol rahi dusri taraf usko bura bhi lag raha ..
next time phir se malish kar dena
Har baar malish karne ke liye mai kya tumari naukar hu
naukar kaha tu to mere pyari malkin hai aur uske paas jata hai..
tabhi aarti kahti hai ..
party ko ja rahe ho phir muje tum aur neeta saath mai chalane ko kyon bol rahe the
wo to abhi jana hai din mai party to raat mai hai na
phir abhi kyon kaha chalata hu bol ke
doston ko kahke aata hu na .. party ka bandobast hua hai bol ke
achha ji
tabhi aarti ka mobile bajta hai.. mobile dekhke aarti kahte hai..
aab ye kon hai
Kiska hai
Kon hai pata nahi.. unknown number hai
Kya??
Aarti ne kya bola nawaz ko samaz nahi aaya
Naya number hai
Uta na phir.. utane ke baad hi pata chalega kon hai
Mai unknown number utati nahi
Uta uta mere hote hui kis ka darr
aise kah rahe ho jaise kahi ke don ho
aur hasne lage aur udhar phone ki gante bajane lagi.. tab kahte hai
aab tum kah rahe ho to uta leti hu
Aur call uta lete hai..
Memsaab mai hariya.. wo bade sahab ne kaha aap ko call karne ko
Haan bolo
Wo aapne box niche rakhwa diye kya
Nahi
Mai to yaha khet se nikal raha hu.. aab tak nahi nikale to muje aakar nikalkar le jane mai bahut deri hogi na memsaab..
thik hai tum aa jao tab tak hum niche rakhawa dete hai
hum ??
haan ..mai aur nawaz ..
thik hai phir mai aata hu memsaab
phone rakhate hi aarti nawaz ko kahti hai
chalo uppar ke box niche rakhwa dete hai
haan chalo