aab mai kya kahu inne
tab wo dekh leti hai nawaz kya dekh raha hai.. ussko pata chal gaya ki nawaz ki nazrein usski chaati aur kaandhe par hai.. Nawaz usski nighty ke andar latke usski goal goal mamme aur nighty ke straps ko hi dekh raha tha.. tab aarti ne gusse se uski aur dekha aur dhire se kaha..
“ho gaya ? Dekh liya jo dekhna tha dil khush hua tumara ?”
turant nawaz dusre taraf dekhane laga aur aise dikhane laga Maine kuch dekha hi nahi.. … tab aarti ne muskuraate hue apne nighty ko thik kiya ……. Tabhi uske sasur ne phir se pucha ..
tab aarti hadbadi mai haan mai gardan hilate hai..
Tab shethji kahte hai..
Haan.. Hai na muje bhi aisa hi laga
Tab nawaz jhat se kahta hai
Nahi nahi sahab ye sach nahi hai..
Kya sach nahi hai.. aab bahu bhi to yahi kah rahi hai
Kya memsaab.. aap kuch bhi kah rahi ho…
Wo kyon kuch bhi kahenge
Par sahab ye sach nahi hai
Kya sach nahi hai
Yahi ki mai neeta ko pasand karta hu
To kisko pasand karta hai
Tab wo aarti ko dekhta hai tab aarti sharma jati hai aur sharmate hui niche dekhane lagta hai ..
Tab shethji kahte hai
Bata na
Tab nawaz kuch nahi bolta hai
Tab shethji kahte hai
Tu neeta se shadi nahi karana chahata kya
Nahi chahata shethji
To kya aise hi maze marna chahata hai kya
Tab aarti hasne lagti hai
Shethji mera aur uska kuch hai hi nahi
Achha muje ghuma raha hai
Tab nawaz darr jata hai
Tab shethji aarti ko kahte hai
Bahu
Haan papaji
Ye kuch bhi kahe iss ke baat pai dhyan mat do.. tum neeta se baat karo.. agar wo shadi ko ready hai to mai iske aabu aur aami aur uss kamchor ke gharwaale se baat karta hu.. aur fir hum inn dono ki shadi karva dete hai..
Ji papaji
Tab gussa karte hui nawaz kahta hai
Kya memsaab ji papaji ka kya matlab hai
Kya matlab hai tu janata hai
aap nahi memsaab janati hai mai use pasand nahi karta
To kisko pasand karta hai
Tab wo firse aarti ko dekhata hai tab aarti sharma jati hai..
Bata na kisko pasand karta hai
Memsaab ko pata hai
Utana bolte hi aarti sharmake waha se chala jati hai ..
Memsaab aap aisa nahi ja sakate
Aisa bol ke nawaz bhi uske piche chala jata hai..
Shethji - aare tum dono kaha ja rahe ho
Aab sharmakar aarti kitchen mai aati hai tab nawaz bhi uske piche aata hai
Aapne aisa kyon kaha
Kya galat kaha maine
sahi bhi nahi kaha na aapne memsaab
ab ye sab bhool jao ...kuch pine ka man hai kya …
Kya piloge aap ....
...kya piyege aap...
Nawaz aarti ke boobs dekh kar kahta hai..
waise man to hai ki......dhoodh....piu….
aarti ne jab nawaz ko ghoorte hui dekha to uske najar ka picha kiya aur turant hi apni nighty sahi kar ke boli....
aarti(muskura kar)- abhi nhi....matlab ghar me dhoodh nhi hai...kuch aur bolo..
Nawaz aarti ko dekhte huye kahta hai - to fir gulabi sharbat....milega kya...
aarti sharma kar kahta hai - main black chai lati hu...
fir aarti sharma kar gas ki taraf jati hai aur black chai banane lagti hai
man hi man nawaz ke bare mai soch kar badbadane lagi…
ye nawaz bhi na.. ...bada fast hai.... Papaji ke samne kya kahane ki koshish kah raha tah.. ki muje pasand karta hai ye to nahi kah raha tha..aur wo bhi papaji ko.. he bhagwaan.. ye ladka kitana daringbaaz hai.. ..aur aab ....mere dhoodh… mere boobs ko dekh ke.. hey maa....mere honto ko dekhte hui kah raha tha.. gulabi sharbat...sab samjhti hu mai...par main bhi badi hosiyaar hu..haaa...
Tab jhat se nawaz kahta hai
Kya soch rahi ho memsaab
Tab aarti kahte hai
Kuch nahi
aur nawaz ko chai de deti hai aur khud uske saamne khade hoke chai ka ek cup leke chai pine lagi.. aab dono ek dusare ki aur dekhte hui chai pine lage .. aab unke chai khatam ho gayi thi to nawaz chai cup rakhne ke liye washbasin ke paas chala gaya tab usi waqt aarti bhi aapna chai ka cup rakh rahi thi. tabhi nawaz ne chai ka cup washbasin ke waha chai ka cup rakha aur dhire se aapna haat aarti ke haat ke paas sarka diya.. aarti ne kuch nahi kaha to nawaz ne aapana hath sarka kar aarti ke hath par rakh diya...
aarti chounk kar kahti hai -
nawaz ….
Tab nawaz jhat se aapna haath hatata hai aur kahta hai..
Sorry memsaab.. wo galati se ho gaya..
Aarti kuch nahi bolti aur bahar Hall mai jake sofaset pai baith jati hai.. aapne dono haatho mai sar ko pakad ke.. tab nawaz bahar aa jata hai..
memsaab.. kya hua aap ko.. sar dard kar raha hai kya aap ka
aarti kuch nahi bolti.. waise hi baithe rahti hai..
waise tumhara hath…
Ye kahte hi aarti aapni gardan uppar karke nawaz ki taraf gusse se dekhte hai.. use aankhe dikha kar kahte hai..
kya kaha …
soory.. Sorry.. aap ka haat garam lag raha tha ...aap ko kya bukhaar hai kya ..dikhao jara....
Aur aarti ki taraf Jane laga..
Tab jhat se aarti kahte hai..
Kuch nahi hua hai muje.. mere Nazdik aane ke bahane mat dhundo..
mai bahane nahi dhund raha hu.. sachmuch aapka haath muje garam laga … .
sab tumare meharbani
Nakhara karte hui aarti kahti hai
Aab iss mai mere kya meharbani memsaab
Agar tum pani se nahi bigate aur tume nahalane ko bolte to ye sab nahi hota
Matlab mere baat sahi hai aap ko bukhar aaya hai
Bukhar nahi aaya hai sar fata ja raha hai
Dekhu to jara
Aisa kah ke nawaz jhat se aarti ke maathe par hath rakh deta hai … aarti to sakpaka hi gai...par nawaz ne hath nhi hataya....
are aapka matha to garam hai...aur aap kah rahi hai bukhar nahi hai..
aare nawaz bola na sar phata ja raha hai iss wajah se thoda garam hua hoga
thik hai memsaab.. chalo aap rest kar lo…
nhi kuch nhi hua mujhe ...wo bas pani mai bhiga tha na sar.. iss wajah se sar dard kar raha hai aur matha garam hua hoga ..
are ye theek nhi..aap rest kar lo aab..
Haan kar lungi..
ek kaam karo...aap let jao...main sir daba deta hu...accha lagega...aap ko..
Nawaz ke kahte hi aarti shocked si ho gai...aur uske aur dekhte hui kahte hai..
nahi koi jarurat nahi hai
kaise jarurat nahi hai.. aap ka sar fata ja raha hai na.. sar dabane se aaram milege
nhi nawaz ...kuch jada nahi dukh raha hai.. aur halka sa matha garam hai.. Goli kha lunge.. Sab thik ho jayega … tul paresaan mat ho…aur gahr chale jao..
Kaisa pareshaan na hu mai.. mere malkin ka sar dukh raha hai aur mai pareshaan na hu aur chuchaap se ghar jau ..
Haan
Nahi hoga aisa kabhi.. ek kaam karo.. agar letane mai aap ko sharam aa rahi hai to aise hi sofe pai baithkar aapni gardan piche karo mai aapka sar daba deta hu..
Aisa kah ke uske piche jata hai..
Koi jarurat nahi hai nawaz.. tum ghar jao..
Tab nawaz gusse mai bolta hai..
bola na gardan piche karo ...suna karo...leto jaldi...
Nawaz ke aise gusse se kahne se aarti dar gayi ..... par turant hi gardan piche kar li ....
aab nawaz piche se aarti ke paas aaya aur fir dono hatho se uske sir ki malis suru kar di… ye dekh kar aarti puri hairan thi fir bhi usne kuch nahi kaha... aarti aankhe badi kar ke nawaz ko dekhe ja rahi thi...
Memsaab aise kya dekh rahi ho aap ...sir daba raha hu...bas...
aarti sharma kar kahte hai -
kuch nhi...
Nawaz yaha aarti ke sir ki malish karne laga aur waha aarti ke dil me kai sawaal paida hone lage....aarti mann mai kahte hai.. ye to sach me bahut hi jyada fast hai...dekho kaise mujh par hukum chala raha hai aur mera sir ki malish kar raha hai jaise main iski biwi hu...
Par kya ye sab yahi kar raha hai....kya meri marzi bhi hai is sab me...maine kaise kisi gair nard ki baat maan li aur turant aapni gardan piche kar li ...maine kyo use nhi roka...kyo usko aapne mathe ko chune diya .... Phir wo kuch sochkar khud se kahte hai . ..
dekha jaay to main kafi time se uski baat maan rahi hu...usne kaha muje dress nahi to maine inke arvind ji ka naya dress diya.. mai koi bhi purana dress de sakati thi par maine iss gande insaan ko mere pati ka naya dress diya.. fir usne kaha muje nahlao tab mai turant taiyaar hogayi aur use mere bathroom mai use nahlaya.. aaj tak maine kabhi arvind ji ko nahlaya nahi aur iss kamine ko nahlaya.. mai aise kyon behave kar rahi hu.. … mai itane jaldi uski baat maa rahi hu..
Kya ho raha hai aarti tumhe ....kya tu Nawaz ko pasand karne lagi...agar nahi to kyon uski har baat manti hai...kyo uske liye uske help ki.. box utarwane ke liye.. ...kyon uske muh se apni tareef sunna chahti hai...aur jab wo tareef nahi karta to uske tarif ki wait karti hai.. ....hey bhagwan ....aakhir ye sab ho kya raha hai mere sath...aaj to had hi ho gai....wo mere hi boobs dekh kar dhoodh maag rahe the pine ko...aur hontho ko dekh kar gulabi sharbat...fir bhi mai gussa nhi hui ulta sharma gai...ye sab kya hai...Kyon mai us ganvaar ka sath pasand karti hu.. kyon uske aapne aur dekhane ka intzaar karti hai...kyon..kya tujhe unse pyaar...nhi..nhi....
Main saadisuda hu… iss bade khandaan ki bahu ...to main kyon kisi se pyaar karu...mera pati hai na...bas wo thoda busy rahte hai...saayad isliye...par ye sahi hai kya...pata nhi....par ye accha lagta hai … Nawaz sath hota hai to dil khush rahta hai… yahi sab sochte huye aarti ki aankhe band ho gai…kuch der aise hi aankhe band karke padi rahi .. .. fir se achanak aankhe khol de aur waha se uth gayi.. aur kahti hai..
Ho gaya bas..
Aisa kah ke kitchen mai jati hai aur pani pine lagte hai.. Nawaz bhi uske piche jata hai aur usko dekhte hui kahta hai
Muje bhi pani do memsaab
Tab aarti usko pani dete hai.. Nawaz pani pita hai aur kahta hai..
Aapka sar kaisa hai aab memsaab
Thik hai aab
Dukh to nahi raha hai na
Nahi
Maine kaha tha na ki mere sar dabane se aap ko halka halka feel hoga
Haan.. Aab halka halka feel ho raha hai..
Aur palat kar Nawaz ko dekhte hai
Thank you Nawaz
Mention not memsaab
Uske mention not kahne se aarti hasti hai
Aab kya kah diya maine galat..
Tab smile karte hui aarti kahti hai
Kuch nahi
Aur kuch seva madam
Nahi
Aisa sharmate hui wo kahte hai
iis nachis ke liye aur kuch seva hoge to bezizak bataye madam aap
Bahut style se Nawaz kahta hai tab nakhra karte hui aarti kahte hai
“neeta ke aashiq ji jao apne ghar .. aab koi seva nahi hai yaha .. jo bhi seva hoge aab kal.. yahin raat guzarne ka irada hai kia aaj raat? 9 baj gaye hai ”
Tab nawaz nautanki karte hui kahta hai ,
“I am a sad man tonight! itane khubsurat memsaab muje aapne ghar se nikal rahi hai ”
Tab nakhara karte hui aarti kahte hai..
Ye man!! ghar se nikal nahi rahi hu.. to kal aane ko bol rahi hu
aur fir haste hui kahte hai..
Bhala mai kaise aapne neeta ke pyare se.. handsome and dashing.. daringbaaz aashiq ko gahr se kaise nikal sakti hu..
Aur hasne lagi..
Tabhi aarti ke husband arvind ko call aa jata hai.. wo haste hui call utate hai..
Haan boliye pati maharaj ji
Haan nawaz ka bachha abhi gahr pai hai kya
Hai na nawaz ka bachha ghar pai hi hai
Tab nawaz aacharya se aarti ki aur dekhta hai tab aarti ishare se dhire se mobile baju mai kar ke use kahti hai.. tumare bare mai hi puch rahe hai.. tab nawaz use dhire se kahta hai.. kah do une mai ghar chala gaya tab aarti kahti hai maine kah diya already tum yaha ho..
Tab nawaz sar pai haat marta hai aur dhire se kahta hai.. ya alla.. aab ye kya naye musibat hai… Nawaz ke aise karne se aarti kahte hai.. aab kya ho gaya.. mujse kyon juth bulava rahe ho aur wo bhi mere pyare patiraj ko.. wo muje udhar bula lenge aur raat bhar udhar factory mai rahna padega.. machhar ki khaye mai.. tab aarti hasti hai.. Achha aisa kya.. tab
Tab udhar se arvind kahta hai..
Itane der tak waha rukha hai.. yaha factory mai to kabhi nahi rukata
Yaha nazara dekhnelayak hai na isliye ruka hoga.. use nazara pasand aaya hoga
Kya matlab
Kuch nahi baba.. papa ne use kuch kaam diya tha.. wo haal mai ke sabhi file thik karne ko kaha tah to kaam karte karte use der ho gayi shayd..
Thik hai papa ne achha kaam kiya hai.. by the way use bulana jara..
Kaha
Tumare paas
kya pagal ho kya.. aapni itane pyare.. Beautiful.. Nazuk.. hot se patni ke paas ek kaale gande naukar ko lane ko bol rahe ho
Tab arvind thoda gussa ho jata hai..
Aarti mai bilkul mazak ke mood mai nahi.. use mai baat karne ke liye tumare paas bulane ko bol raha tha ..
Waise bolo na phir
Aise kah ke nawaz ko bulati hai..
Nawaz idhar aao.. tumare chote malik bula rahe hai.. Tumse phone pai baat karna chaahate hai..
Tab arvind kahta hai
Kaha hai wo
Bahar Hall mai papa ji ke paas
Jaldi bulao
Jaldi aao nawaz
Tab nawaz kahta hai
Aaya malkin
Phir nawaz uske paas aa jata hai
Kya kaam hai malkin ji
Tab arvind kahte hai
Use mobile do
Kar lo aapne chote malik se baat
Aisa kah ke wo use aapna mobile dete hai.. aur nakhara karte hui bolti hai..
Dur se baat karo.. mera mobile tumare badan ke gandagi se maila nahi hona chahiye..
Tab wo kahta hai..
Kaha hai gandagi.. aapne hi muje bade pyar se nahlaya hai..
Tab wo mobile ki taraf ishara karte hui kahte hai.. moo pai haat rakhkar..
Arvind line pai hai.. unke samne ye bol rahe ho..
Achha sorry
Kahke bura sa moo banata hai..
Thik hai koi baat nahi
Aab to mere maze hi maze hai.. sahab ka dress.. sahab ki bibi
Tab nakhra karte hui aarti uske gaal ko dhire se marte
Badmash
Tab arvind kahta hai
Nawaz
Haa malik
Udhar ka kaam ho gaya kya
Haan malik aaj ka kaam ho gaya.. aab ghar ja raha hu kal subha jaldi aa jaunga
Ghar nahi idhar factory aa jao
Nahi na malik bahut thak gaya hu..
Arre idhar kuch kaam nahi hai.. sirf yaha aake sona hai…
waha neend hi nahi aati na malik
Kyon
Machhar bahut katate hai
Good night lagayenge na
Kisi dusare ko bulao na sahab
Koi nahi hai bharso wala.. yaha sab mehanga saman hai.. to tum hi aa jao..
Thik hai sahab
Aisa kahke bura se moo karke mobile aarti ko deta hai.. tab tak udhar se call cut gaya tha..
kya hua itana bura moo banane ko
Aap ko kya pata hum garib ki takalif.. us machhar ki khayi mai aap ke pati hame sone ko bolenge aur khud yaha aakar aapke baho mai soyenge..
Tab aarti nakhra karte hui uske chathi mai mukka marte hai..
Badmash!! Kuch bhi bolte ho.. sahab ghar pai nahi aane wale hai.. wahi rukane wale.. aur mai bolti hu sahab ko coil lagane ko ..
sahab haan bolte hai par nahi lagate
Achha baba yaha ka dete hu
Tab aarti waha ka good knight ka liquid aur machin dete hai aur use chalu kaise karna hai batati hai..
Aap kitani achhi hai.. aur sahab kuch sunate hi nahi hai
Wo bhi achhe hai par kaam ki wajah se bhul jate honge
Haan.. aisa hi hoga
Aab mai chalta hu
Thik hai jao.. good night
Good night memsaab
Nawaz Jane lagta hai.. bahar Hall mai pahunch gaya tha tab aarti kahte hai
Ruko jara nawaz
Tab nawaz kahta hai..
Aab kya hai memsaab
Ruko 2 minutes
Aisa kah ke naway baju wale room mai jata hai.. aur 1 rug aur ek niche bichane wale soft carpet deti hai..
Ye leke jao..
Ye kyon memsaab
Waha bichane ke liye kuch nahi hoga aur uppar lene ke liye kuch nahi hoga.. Rug ki wajah se machhar nahi katenge..
Isski koi jarurat nahi thi memsaab
Leke jao.. yaha bahut sare hai
Aap sachmuch bahut achhi ho
Jada tarif karne ki koi jarurat nahi hai.. aab aap jao..
Thik hai.. Good night..
Good night nawaz
Tab nawaz waha se chala jata hai..