Aisa kyon kaha isne
Muje kya pata
Hum naukar hai.. Phir mehmaan kaise hui
Kitchen mai ja aur puch le unse..
Tab nafisa nawaz ki taraf dekhane lage.. Shaq ki nighao se..
Tu…
Tab nawaz gusse mai kahta hai..
Mai kya.. shaq mat kar..
Tu shaq karne pai mazbur mat kar..
Aisa kuch nahi karunga mai
Pakka na..
Haan.. waise tum log yaha hawele mai kaise..
Pata nahi sheth ji ne bulaya hai..
Aisa kya..
Haan mere bhaiyaa
Thik hai..
Kya.. Hamre aane se distrub hua
Aab distrb kiya hai to aab tumare kahne se kya hoga..
Achha.. Muje laga hi tha.. isliye khet se idhar aaya..
Aaya nahi sheth ne bulaya hai
Achha..
Tabhi sheth ji waha aa gaye.. sheth ji ko dekh ke nafisa ghabara gayi.. aur chupchaap ho gayi..
To nafisa kya chal raha hai
Kuch nahi chal raha hai
Pakka kuch nahi
Sheth ke aise kahne se nafisa aacharya se sheth ji ke taraf dekh rahi thi..
Tab saifu bhi waha aa jata hai..
Ji sheth ji kya baat hai..
Saifu ke aise kahne se sheth ji kahte hai
Baat kya hai ye to aap longo ko hi pata hogi
Saifu - Matlab mai kuch samja nahi
Baat to aapke sale sahab aur begum ko pata hogi
Sheth ji ke aise kahne se wo teeno dar gaye..
Teeno kuch der shaant ho gaye.. Kuch der ke baad nafisa ne daring karte hui pucha
Malik.. nawaz ne kuch kiya kya??
Tab neeta bhi waha aa gayi..
Sheth ji ne tab baat badalate hui kaha
Bahu..
Ji papa ji..
Are neta mehman ko kuch khilao pilao.. sirf pani pai hi mamla rafa dafa karana chaahate ho kya ..
Ji nahi milkshake bana rahi hu..
Pilao milkshake inko
Aur fir neeta ko dekhte hui kahte hai
Neeta tum mere saath aao
Bol ke waha se uppar ke floor pai chale gaye.. neeeta bhi uske piche chali gayi.. Sheth ji ke baat pe nafisa gour karne lagi.. Use kuch samaj nahi aa raha tha.. use jab aarti ne mahman kaha tab use laga nawaz shayad use flert kar raha hai ya nawaz pai wo fida hai isliye usne aisa kaha.. isliye usne shaq ki baat nawaz se kahi par jab aab sheth ji ne une mahman kaha to usko kuch samaj nahi aa raha tah..
Tabhi aarti aander se aate hai.. uske haath mein ek tray thi aur usmein milkshake ke 4 glass the aur saath mai naste ke liye kuch snacks wagerah bhi the........Aarti aati hain aur un ke samne khadi ho jati hain ........ unteeno ke chehara utar chuka tha.. Aarti ko aapne samne khade pakar teeno aarti ko dekhane lage.. Tab aarti kahte hai..
" Aise kya dekh rahein ho nawaz .......... ( fir nafisa ke taraf dekhte hui kahte hai.. ) nafisa.. Kya dekh rahi ho.. kya tum longo ko bhookh nahi lagi kya abhi tak ........"
Wo kuch nahi bolte tab wo kahti hai..
Aise chehare kyon utare hai tum longo ke.. Papaji ne kuch kaha kya..
Tab nafisa kahti hai..
Ji nahi.. aisa kuch nahi hai.. Memsaab..
to aap log khade kyo ho ..baitho na … sofe mai..
Haan
aur aarti agle hi pal nawaz ke samne se jate hui haath mai ka stray sofe ke samne wale tipoi pai rakh deti hai..nafisa aur uska pati baith jata hai.. Undono ke baju mai nawaz baith jata hai..
Nafisa -… memsaab aap bhi baitho na ......
Tab aarti dekhte hai waha sirf Nawaz ke bagal mai jagah thi.. Wo bada wala sofa tha.. single nahi tha.. Koi option nahi hai ye jankar aarti Nawaz ke bagal main us se satkar baith jati hai …
Aarti - aap log snacks aur milkshake lo..
Nafisa - memsaab aap sach me bahut achchhi ho ..
nafisa ke aise bolane se aarti uske taraf dekhte hai.. Par aarti kuchh nahi bolti hai …use kuch samajh mein nahin aa raha tha ki wo nafisa ke baat ka kya jawab de.......tabhi nafisa ka pati kahta hai..
Haan wo to hai.. nahi to aaj ke jamane mai garib longo ke liye itana kon karta hai..
wahin aarti fauran sharam se apni nazrein neeche ki taraf jhuka leti hain ........ aur aapna milkshake utake pine lagte hai.. fir wo teeno milkshake pine lagte hai.. unka milkshake khatam hote hi waha sheth ji aa jate hai..
Ho gaya tumara
Sheth ji ne aise kahte hi charo khade ho gaye.. Aarti Nawaz se door jake khade ho jati hai..
Sheth ji - Nafisa tum dono hi aaye ho kya
Nafisa - ji
Sheth ji - tumare ammi aabu nahi aaye
N - nahi malik
S - aur neeta tumare maa aur babauji bhi nahi aaye
Neeta - ji
Sheth ji - fir kya baat muje tum longo se hi karni padegi kya
Nafisa - konsi baat
Tab sheth ji aarti ki taraf dekhte hai..
Aarti beta lagta hai inn longo ko kuch pata nahi hai..
Tab aarti hasne lagte hai
Nafisa - aap to bata do.. baat kya hai..
Sheth - nafisa sach mai tume kuch pata nahi hai..
Nafisa - nahi malik
Sheth - baat tumare bhai ki hai..
Tab nafisa darr jati hai
Sheth - aur neeta ki hai
Tab neeta sharma jati hai.. baat aab nafisa ko samaj aa jati hai.. to uska tension kam ho jata hai..
Sheth - aab samaj aaya
Nafisa haan
Sheth mai chahata hu inn dono ki shadi kar du aur inn dono ko isse outhouse mai rakh du.. Ghar mai neeta ki to jarurat lagti hai.. aab lag raha hai Nawaz ki bhi jarurat padege hamesha..
Nawaz mann mai sochane laga.. aab ye naya kya noutanki hai buddhe ki.. mai iske bahu ko patane ke chakkar mai hu aur ye mere shadi aapne maid se karana chahata hai.. chalo dekhte hai aage kya kya hota hai.. iss bahane din raat iss alishan bungalow mai rahane ka mouka milega aur aarti ke saath bhi rahane ka.. Nawaz ye jab soch raha tha tab aarti use hi dekh rahi thi aur soch rahi thi iska kya reaction hoga but uske chehare par ke haavbhaav se aarti ko kuch samaz nahi aaya..
Saifu - jaisa aap thik samje malik..
Sheth thik hai fir
Nafisa to kya hame
Sheth nahi nahi kaam hai tum dono ka yaha .. tum teeno mere saath bahar chalo aur Nawaz tu gaanv mai jake kuch saman la jo mai bolta hu
Nawaz Thik hai sheth ji
Fir sheth ji ne jo saman lana tha uske list Nawaz ko di aur kaha se lana hai ye bhi bata diya.. fir sheth ji un teeno ko aapne saath le gaye.. aab us haal mai Nawaz aur aarti akele hi the… kuch samay wo shaant rahe.. Fir Nawaz ne kaha
mere didi kaise lage ...
....acchi hai…
Kya achha laga aap ko usmai
..kuch nhi...tum batao...milkshake kaisa laga tumko..
bahut saandaar....man to kar raha rha ki...(aur ruk gaya)
Aarti (nawaz ke aankhon me jhank kar)- kya ...
bas man kiya ki banane wale ka hath choom lu...kya laajawaab bana tha...waie kis dukaan se mangaya tha...
Aarti(muh bana kar)- mujhe nhi pata...
koi baat nhi...main usko doond luga aur fir uske hath choomuga...
Aarti(muh bana kar)- badiya...doond lo...
are aapko kya hua...koi tention hai kya...
nhi to...mujhe kya tention...aur sunao....kaam kaisa chal raha hai...
are kaam ka kya hai...chalta rahta hai....
aisa kah ke pani ka jo waha bottle thik usko utake pani dekhane laga..
Pani pina hai kya..
hmm…
main tumare liye pani lati hu...
Aur aarti thoda gusse me nikal gai....Nawaz uske gusse ki wajah janta tha,,.par is waqt use usko gussa dilane me maza aa raha tha…
Pani lakar Nawaz ko deti hai.. aur uske samne khadi ho jati hai.. tabhi gaanv ki ek aurat use milane aati hai..
aurat - memsaab.. memsaab..
Pahle to us aurat ke aawaaz dene pai aarti dhyan nahi deti hai.. Par baar baar aawaaz dene ki wajah se wo us aurat ki taraf dekhkar use chilla kar kahte hai..
Kya chahiye..
Pagar nahi mila memsaab humko
Kaisa pagar
Khet mai kaam ka
Tab gusse se wo kahti hai
Roj kya mai tera pagar karti hu kya..
Nahi bade malik karte hai
To bade malik ko mango.. muje kyon maang rahe ho
Wo kahi dikh nahi rahe hai
Gaanv mai honge jake dekho
Ji
Kahte hui wo aurat waha se chali jati hai..
Nawaz ko ahsaas ho gaya tha ki wo uska gussa us aurat par nikaal rahi hai....
aab aap ko kya hua.....
Kuch nahi..
Gusse mai kahte hai..
kya hua...tum gusse me lag rahi ho...
iss baar Nawaz ne use tum kaha tha..
Nawaz ke aise kahne par aarti ne apne gusse ko pi kar usse kaha...
nhi...aisa kuch nhi...agar tumara pani pina khatam ho gaya hai to glass muje de do.. muje kitchen mai bahut saare kaam hai.. kitchen ka sara kaam khatam karana hai muje ..
Tum chaho to mai kitchen mai tere madad karu..
Nakhara karte hui aarti kahte hai..
Koi jarurat nahi hai.. mai kar lungi..
aur kuch der shaant rahti hai tab use ahsas hota hai Nawaz ne use kya kaha… wo Nawaz ko dekhte hui kahti hai..
tune fir se tu bolna suru kar diya...bhool gaye kya ki main tere malkin hu ...mai kya koi neeta aur vandana nahi hu..
Tab kuch sochkar Nawaz kahta hai
are nhi memsaab ...tum.. sorry Aap hamare memsaab ho.. aisa sochna bhi mat ki main kuch bol sakta hu....aapko
ok.. Fir kaha kyon..
Tongue of sleep..
Achha
Haan memsaab
English bolana nahi aata hai to bolate kyon ho
Galat bola kya maine
Haan
Try to kar sakata hu na
Haan kar sakate ho..try karane mai kya problem hai..
aur bhi kuch try kar sakata hu na
Nawaz ke baat ke piche ka matlab aarti samaz gayi..
Chalo nikalo tum.. muje door lagana hai..
Kyon??
Mai kya door khula choru kya.. hall ka
Haan lock lagana chahiye..
Uske body ke aur dekhte hui kahta hai
Nahi to koi bhi daka dal sakata hai..
Tab aarti door ke paas aayi.. Nawaz use dekhane laga.. Aander se hi.. door tak wo aaya nahi tha abhi tak.. aab uski nazrein kabhi aarti ke chuchiyon par to kabhi uske nange pet par chali jati hain.......wo ek tuk uske haseen badan ko dekhe jaa raha tha......shayad aab aarti ko bhi Nawaz ka is tarah se dekhna bura nahin lag raha tha.......wo bus wahi khade khade mann mai muskura rahi thi......aur use dekhe ja rahi thi..
Ho gaya muje dekhana..
jaise hi aarti ne use aisa kaha waise hi Nawaz use dekhkar haule se muskura padta hain......Door ki taraf jata hai.. matlab aarti ki taraf.. Aab Baju mai khade hokar Nawaz aarti ko dekhane lagata hai …
aapne nazdik aate hi aarti fir se use kahti hai..
" aab tumne agar jee bharkar mujhe dekh liye ho to kya tum yaha se jane ka kastha kar sakte ho kya ........"
Haan
Battamiz kahi ka.. Haan bol raha hai kya..
to kya ruk jau kya
Nahi..
theek hai...chal main aata hu....
aisa kah ke door se nikalte hui usne palat kar dekha to aarti abhi bhi gusse me dikh rahi thi..aur thoda maayus bhi...phir door ke bahar jata hai aur phir palat kar aarti ko dekhata hai..
waise ek baat bolu…
aarti … aab kya hai..
kal mera man milkshake fir se pine ka kar raha hai...to aap le aaogi plz...aur agar koi problem ho to mujhe dukaan bata dena.......
aarti (gusse se)- mujhe nhi pata....aur mere paas time bhi nhi....khud le aana...bye…
Aur aarti ne gusse me joor se door band kar diya.....uski is harqat par nawaz ko hasi aa gai aur wo khush hote hui kahta hai .....
....main chalta hu...memsaab..
Bhaad mai jao tum
Aander se aarti gusse main kahti hai.. aur kitchen ke aander chali jati hai..