Iron Man
Try and fail. But never give up trying
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Shaandar Mast Lajwab Updatemera mobile kyon liya tha
kyon nahi lena nahi tha kya
haan mere mobile ko mere husband bhi haat nahi lagate
tab nawaz uth ke khade hoke uske samne aake uske saree ka pallu gira ke uske piche haat dalke uske blouse ke button nikalane laga
mai tera husband nahi hu
mazhe to sab husband ke le rahe ho
aise adda ke saath kah ke suhashini thoda se peeche hui aur apne blouse ke button piche haat dal ke nikalane lagi .. nawaz ki aur dekhate hui aapna blouse wo khol deti hai ...
Tab nawaz ne uske baal khol diye apne left hand se...aur right hand se uske nipple ko masalne laga...
aaahhhhhh.... arammmmm seeee....haaaaiiiiiii dard.. ho rha hai ...
Uska blouse piche se khula tha .. nawaz suhasini ke liye pagal hui ja raha tha…
usne khule hui blouse ke aandar aapna haat dala samne se ..aur uske boobs par bra ke uppar se haat rakha .. tab suhasini nawaz ka hath pakad ke use niche khich liya...
are yaha nhi...
Dheree se kahti hai .. nazar niche karte hui apne baal ko apne kaan ke piche karke ...
Kyon
Aise bol ke uske blouse ke aandar haat dal ke uske bra ke aandar se uska ek mamma daba deta hai
aaaahhhhhh dard ho raha hai ..
karhate hui suhashini kahte hai .. tab uske us mamme ko nawaz masalta hai ..iss baar jara jor se .. tab nawaz ki aur jara gusse se suhashini dekhane lagi..
Dard ho raha hai bola phir bhi jor se daba rahe ho
Tab nawaz kahta hai
Kya daba raha hu
Tab halk haat se uske gaal ko suhashini marti hai
Jo aabhi daba rahe ho
Naam to kuch hoga na
suhashini kuch nahi boli..bas khade khade uske aur dekhate hui apna nichala honth danto ko beech leke dabane lagi ...Nawaz bhi is waqt kuchh nahi bola.. .. wo bas us madak hasina ko dekhate hui uske mamme ko masalane laga ..ek ke baad dusara ..
Phir nawab suhashini ko aapne baho mai leke uske honth apne anguthe se masalte hui kahta hai
pain killer hai kya tere paas
Tab suhashini uske aur aasharya se dekhate hui kahte hai
Nahi .. kyon
Uske bra dono mamme se uppar karke uske dono mamme ko eksaath masalate hui nawaz kahta hai
zarurat padegi aajj..aajj tuje bhut jagh dard karana hai
Tab bade adda ke saath suhashini kahte hai ..
Darao mat nahi to kuch bhi karne nahi dungi ..
Yaha kaise rokoge muje .. tume mujse bachane kon aayega
darao mat muje ...
phir kuch soch kar nawaz ki aur dekhate hui kahti hai ..
darate hui ..
pls dard mat karna ....
Tab nawaz smile karte hui kahta hai
aajj to teri faadni hai kaise bhi..
Aisa kah ke uske honth chusane laga .. suhashini kuch nhi boli..bas khade khade apne honth chuswate rahi...aur fir kiss karne ke baad.. apne honth saaf karte hue bola…
darti ho kya mujse
mai nahi darti kisi se ..bhulo mat mai ek police officer ki biwi hu
haan isiliye to pataya hai tuje
kya ??
bade aasharya se uski aur dekhate hui kahti hai
kya matlab hai tumara .. mai police officer ki biwi hu isliye muje pataya tumane .. mai to samjati thi tum mere sundarata pai fida ho gaye ho isliye pataya
haan wo bhi hai
phir aisa kyon kaha
mai dekhana chahata tha ki ek police officer ki biwi chodane mai kaise hote hai .. kaisa maza milata hai ..samanya aurat jaisa maza aata hai ya koi alag maza aata hai ..
tab gusse mai kahti hai
chalo dur hato mujse .. muje kuch nahi karana hai tumare saat ..
aisa kah ke waha se jane lagi tab nawaz kahta hai
aare kya hua rani
Itana kah ke nawaz uska haat pakad leta hai
jane do muje …
Bahar ki aur dekhte hui kahte hai ..
Kaha jaoge
Mele mai ..mere nanand aayi hogi
Kaise jaoge ..
Kaise bhi jaunge …auto se jaunge ..tume kya karana hai usse
Aisa kah ke wo palat gayi ..
thik hai mai bhi aa raha hu tere saath aur tuje chor dunga
Aisa kahte hui suhashini ke nitamb masalane laga
aahhhhhhhhhhh..choro muje
Nahi mai akele chali jaunge .. tumare saath nahi jana hai muje
Tab uske gaand par aapna lauda dabata hai …uske dono haat ko pakad ke ... aur udhar kanchan nawaz ke bare mai sochane lagi ..mele mai ek jagah baith ke ..
Aab ye nawaz kab aayega pata nahi ..jaldi to nahi aayega ..agar iss beech us suhashini ki nanad aa gayi to mai kya batau use .. kaha gayi hai uski bhabhi aisa pucha to kya bataungi .. aur kamine ne jaldbazi mai aapna mobile mere paas hi bhul gaya hai ..aab mai kya karu .. mai use call bhi nahi kar sakati .. par kanchan suhashini hai na usko call kar ..
phir sar pai haat maar ke kahti hai ..
ohhh god ..mai suhashini ka number lena hi bhul gayi..
Aur idhar suhashini sochane lagi .. uski baat yaad karne lagi .. kamina muje jane nahi de raha hai ..kah raha tha police officer ki biwi hu isliye ..muje pataya ..my foot .. phir sochane lagi .. ye pain killer kyon maang raha tha ..kya sach mai muje bahut dard degaa .. Nahi nahi nawaz ko bolungi aram se kare....
Aisa kah ke suhashini nawaz ke liye khud ko ready kar rahi thi .. aur udhar mele mai kanchan nawaz ke bare mai soch rahi thi ..aur uska wait kar rahi thi aur tesare taarf hospital mai aarti nawaz ke liye tadap rahi thi ..wo aapne relative se baate to kar rahi thi par uska pura dhyan nawaz pai tha ..usne mera call kyon nahi utaya yahi soch rahi thi ..
aur khud ko tasalli de rahi thi shyad bike pai hoga ..isliye uatay nahi ..nahi to nawaz ne mera call nahi utaya aisa aabhi tak nahi hua hai ..par uske mann mai ajib se khayal aa rahe the ..kahi kanchan ke saath bahar to nahi gaya na ..kanchan bhi mujse bahut baar nawaz ke bare mai bahut saree baate puchati thi ..wo to nawaz ko achhe se janati bhi nahi thi phir bhi uske bare mai itane sawal puchati thi ..aab to nawaz ke saath hai to nawaz ko ulata sidha sawal kar ke pareshan na kar de ..ye ladki bhi na hamesha sawal puchate rahti hai .. kahi nawaz ne kuch aisa waisa kah diya to mere shadi tut na jaye ..he bhagwan aab mai kya karu ..mai nawaz ko call lagati hu ..
Aisa soch ke wo nawaz ko call karane lagi ..nawaz ka mobile kanchan ke paas tha ..aapne bhabhi ka call nawaz ke mobile pai aaya ye dekh ke kanchan smile karte hai aur kahti hai ..
Iss bhabhi ko sabra hi nahi hai ..aapne yaar ke piche padi hai aur yaha yaar aapne liye dusari rani patane ke chakkar mai hai ..
Aisa bol ke smile karne lagi..
bhabhi aap na galat ladke piche padi ho .. ye aap ke kabil nahi hai ..isse achhe to bahiyya hai ..atleast mere bhaiyya aap ko dhoka to nahi dete par aap ka yaar to dusari ke piche pagal hai ..usne ek baar bhi jab se suhashini ko dekha tab se aapka jikra nahi kiya hai ..sach mai bhabhi aap ki choice galat hai ..
Idhar aarti call laga rahi hai ye dekhkar uski bhabhi kahti hai
Didi kya jijaji ko call laga rahi ho
Tab aarti haan mai gardan hilati hai ..par udhar se call nahi utane se aarti pareshan ho gayi ..
uske chehare par mayusi dekh ke aarti ki dusari bhabhi jo uske samne baithi thi ..wo kahti hai ..
Shyad jijaji busy hai ..isliye call nahi uta rahe hai
Tab aarti kahti hai
Haan ho sakata hai
tab aage dekhate hui aarti sochate hai ..
kyon nahi uta raha hai mera ye call ..kahi kisi dusare ke paas to chala nahi gaya na ..par kis ke paas ..yaha kon hogi .. tab achank uske chehare par smile aa jati hai ..
ohhhh goddd mai ye kaise bhul gayi ..isi hospital mai hai nawaz ki item ..aur mai samaj rahi thi ki wo kanchan ke saath hoga ya bike pai hoga isliye mera call nahi uta raha tha .. aab muje pakka yakin hai ye uppar mai uske item ke paas hoga isliye mera call nahi uta raha hai..
kamina sala ..
aisa kah ke uth ke khadi hoke aapne dono bhabhi ko kahti hai ..
bahbhi mai aati hu
didi aap kaha ja rahi ho
doctor se mil ke aati hu
achha thik hai
phir aarti chali second floor ki aur ..
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