Eternallover012
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YOU ARE JUST THE MASTER OF EROTICISM!! bow to you!are mera matlab tha ki...tum achhi lag rahi ho.. kamaal dikh rahi ho tum ...iss sari par.. are aisa-waisa kuch matlab nhi tha ...ye saree tum par bahut jach rahi hai...
achha ji ...ye saree abhi maine pahni to main acchi hu...koi aur pahnega to wo...matlab saree acchi lagi aapko...
Tabhi aander Hall se shethji aaane ki aahat hui to dono ekdusare se dur ho gaye..
Aander se shethji aa Jane ki wajah se undono ne topics badal diya .. aarti usko dekhte hui kahti hai..
chai pioge ya coffee
Tab nawaz dhire se kahta hai taki shethji nahi sune
Aap jo pilaye wo piunga
Wo haste hui kahte hai .. dheere se..
Mai to tume jahar pilana chahati hu
Wo bhala kyon
Tum na..
Itana kah ke rookh jati hai
Boliye na . .. mai na kya
tab usko dekhte hui aarti kahte hai
Jane do.. Kya pina hai
Aap kya pi rahe ho
Coffee
To hame bhi coffee hi lao
Par tumare bade malik ne chai bola hai
Aap hi hamare bade malik ho.. Chote malik ho aur sweat.. Beautiful.. Handsome.. Chulbuli memsaab ho
haste hui kahte hai
Achha achha samaj gayi.. coffee late hu
Aisa kah ke waha se chali gaye aander kitchen mai .. uski aada dekh ke Nawaz pagal ho gaya tha.. uske Jane ke baad nawaz shethji se baate karne lagta hai.. Khet ke bare mai baat karta hai.. Phir aaj ghar mai kya kya kaam karna hai wo puchata hai.. aise hi kuch time ho jata hai.. Aabhi tak aarti aander hi thi.. usne coffee nahi layi thi tab thode der baad nawaz aaander jata hai.. nawaz ko aander kitchen mai aate dekhte hi aarti bade adda ke sath kahti hai..
Mai la rahi thi na coffee
Bahut der ho gaye muje laga aap bhul gayi honge
Bahut der?? aander aake 5 minute bhi nahi hui.. Coffee ubalane Mai time lagta hai na babuva..
5 minutes ??? muje laga ek din hua
Iss baat par Aarti Haste hai..
Tab uski nazar aarti ke gaal pai jati hai.. Waha kaan ke niche powder use dikh jata hai.. Shyad jaldbaaji Mai wo pochana rah gaya … wo mann Mai kahta hai.. Sali ne aander aakar makeup kiya.. muje rizane ki koshish kar rahi hai.. bahut chalu hai lomde
Ye kya koi instant coffee nahi hai
To konse coffee hai
Special coffee
Achha
Aisa kah ke uske paas aati hai aur bade adda ke saath kahti hai..
aur hum kaise bhulenge hamare pyare maid ke pyare aashiq ko
aisa kahte hui wo nawaz ko coffee dene lagti hai.. coffee dete hui wo uske powder ko haat lagata hai..
Shyad powder waise hi rah gaya
Tab sharma ke wo ghum jati hai..
Sale ko pata chala.. aab mai kya karu.. kya kahu isse .. tab aapne aap ko sambalate hui kahte hai..
Wo subah subah jaldbazi mai rah gaya hoga
Tabhi nawaz kuch bole iss se pahle hi bahar se aawaz aata hai…
Didi ji aap kya kar rahi ho
tab wo dhire se kahte hai..
aa gayi kalmuli..
Nawaz jaan leta hai isne kuch to kaha par kya kaha ye jaan nahi paya par neeta ke aate hi wo gusse se usko dekhti hai tab wo jaan gaya ki neeta ko hi kuch na kuch bura kaha hoga..
Tab thode se gusse se neeta ko dekhte hui kahti hai..
Dekh nahi rahi ho kya tumare aashique ko coffee banake de rahi hu
Uske liye bahut bahut dhanewad didi ji
Welcome welcome ji
Par nawaz ko to coffee pasand nahi hai..
Neeta ke aise kahne se aarti aacharya se nawaz ko dekhani lagi..aur sochane lagi.. iss neeta ko pata hai isko coffee pasand nahi hai aur muje nahi pata.. aur iss harami ne muje bhi nahi bataya.. kyon nahi bataya.. fir kuch sochkar kahti hai.. shyad mai coffee pi rahi thi.. ooohh God.. matlab mere ichha rakhane ke liye.. matlab nawaz mere khatir itana kuch kar raha hai.. ohhh God ye kya ho raha hai.. kya nawaz muje pasand karne laga hai.. par kyon.. uske paas neeta hai.. vandana hai.. Phir bhi . . Ye sab soch kar wo naway ki aur dekhte hui smile karne lagi..
Shyad didi aap ko bataya nahi hoga..
Haan shyad..
Nawaz ki taraf dekhte hui kahte hai..
Tera nawaz muje kyon batayega.. use kya pasand hai aur kya pasand nahi.. Aakhir wo Tera aashique hai.. ..
tab nawaz kahta hai..
memsaab waise baat nahi hai
Jane do.. muje kya karna hai.. tere pasand napasand neeta hi fikir karege.. mai kyon karungi.. aakhir wo tere mashuka hai.. hame tu kyon batayega.. aakhir hum kon hai tere
tab nawaz kuch khane wala tha ki neeta kahti hai
Didi ji aap kaha thi
Yahi pai hu
mai aaj ke nahi kal ki baat kar rahi hu
Kal kaha nahi gaye thi yahi thi .. ghar mai..
To kyon nahi aaye aap kal
Kaha
Maine kaha tha na ki shyam ko aane ko..
Tabhi bahar se nawaz ko shethji aawaz dete hai..
Nawaz jara idhar aao
Ji shethji
Kahke wo bahar chala jata hai.. tab jate hui nawaz aarti ko dekhta hai aur aarti nawaz ko jate hui dekhkar ishara karti hai..
Ye ishara nawaz kuch samaz nahi paya.. aur idhar usko dekhte hui aarti neeta ko kahti hai..
Kya kah rahi thi tu
kal muje ek baat karni thi aap se.. isliye maine aap ko bola tha shyam ko aao
Kya baat karni thi
Hamara tai hua tha ..
Hamara matlab
Tab sharmakar neeta kahti hai
Mera aur nawaz ka
Hey bhagwaan!! Dekho to Nawaz ka naam sunke kitana sharma rahi hai
Sharam to aayege na didi.. wo mera pyar hai..
Achha pyar..
Haan pyar didi
Wo karta hai kya pyar tujse
Ye kya puch rahi ho aap didi.. wo mai jitana use pyar karte hu usse jyada mujko pyar karta hai ..
Tuje kaise pata
Abhi muje pata nahi hoga to kisi pata hoga.. diidi.. mai itane dino se uske saat rah rahi hu..
Haan wo bhi hai..Par usne kabhi kaha aapne moo se
Tab aarti ke aankho mai dekhte hui neeta kahte hai
Kai baar
Achha
Par didi aap kyon puch rahi ho itana
Kuch nahi aise..
ye kahte hui bahar Hall mai dekhane lage waha uske sasur nawaz ko kuch kah rahe the par nawaz ka pura dhyan kitchen mai hi tha..
tab aarti kahte hai
kuch nahi aise hi pucha.. mann hua isliye
Aisa Kahte hui aarti baat badal dete hai..
waise tum kya kah rahi thi.. Tum dono ne kya tai kiya tha
bahar jane ka
Aarti kuch nahi bolti
wo to aap ko bola bhi tha na.. mai bhul gayi thi ..
Tab aarti sharmakar niche dekhane lagte hai.. aur kahte hai..
Hmmmm
Phir humara tai hua tha phir aap kyon nahi aayi..
Tab bahar dekhte hui kahte hai..
Hamara nahi tum dono ka tai hua tha aur tum dono ke beech mai kyon kabab mai haddi banuge
Nahi bhabhi ji aap kabab mai haddi nahi banege balki aap hamare safeguard ho
Achha
Haan didi ji
Waise aap ne kal nahi aake achha nahi kiya.. Hum log wait karte rah gaye
Tum dono mere paas nahi aaye muje laga tum dono chale gaye…
Hum kaise jaa sakte hai aap ke siva.. Babu ji jane hi nahi denge
Muje laga tumare aashiq ne koi na koi jugad lagaya hoga.. Waise ye bahut chalu hai.. To muje laga ye tuje leke gaya hoga
Wo to chalu hai ismai koi shauq nahi par yaha Babu ji ke samne iss ki chalaki nahi chal sakti
Achha
Haan.. Aur didi ji aap bhi jara bach ke iss se.. Bahut chalu hai ye.. Kahi aisa na ho mere saath aap ko bhi aapne jaal mai fasa se.. Maid ke saath malkin free..
Aur neeta hasne lagte hai..
Tab nakhara karte hui aarti kahte hai..
Chal hat badmash aise kabhi nahi hoga
aur phir kahane lagi..
aur tu uske bare mai sab janti hai phir bhi tum dono ke saath muje leke jaa rahi hai..
Mai hu na.. Mere saath hote hui ye kuch nahi karega.. Baki ke time isse bach ke rahna
Achha..
Aur aaj ka fix
Jana hi hai kya
Haan
To thik hai ..
Phir kuch sochane ke baad kahte hai..
Jana kaise hai..
Bike pai jate hai
Kiski bike
Mere Nawaz ki bike
Bike hai uske paas.. nawaz ke paas
Haan didi.. Aap mere Nawaz ko kam mat aako
Nahj mere ma!! ek kaam kar pahle tere aashiq ko puch
wo ready hai
wo to ready hoga hi
Aap ko kaise pata
Muje sab pata hai
To kya puchana hai usse
Use nahi papaji ko
Hey bhagwaan?? Shethji ko permission ka puchana hai.. wo kaise permission denge.. aap mere ko marvana chahhathi ho kya
Pyar kiya to dar kyon rahi hai
Didi aap chaahate kya ho .. Hamara pyar parvane pai chadane se pahle hi khatam ho jai
Kyon khatam hoga
Pahle hi muje darr lag raha hai ki shethji ko hum dono ka pata hai
Kaise??
Muje kya malum
Phir aapko kaise pata chala
Papaji ne bataya
Hey bhagwaan bol ke wo niche baith gayi
Dar mat!!
Kya darr mat Didi.. pakka aap ne hi bataya hoga
Maine nahi bataya.. aur papaji aap dono ki shadi karvana chahate hai
Kya??
Bol kar khush ho gaye..
Aap ko bola
Haan.. par tera aashique ready nahi hai
Wo mere basti walon ki wajah se
Aarti kahte hai.. kamine ne pahle hi sab kuch bata kar isko pura fasa liya hai..
Achha aisa kya
Haan Didi.. par aap shethji se kya puchana chahathi thi..
Hame aaj shyam ko gaanv mai ek program mai jana hai to kitane baje jana hai
Wo to pata nahi
wahi puchane ke liye bola hai mere maa
Achha puchati hu
Aur wo puchane ke liye darwaje tak jati hai aur phir ghum ke wapis aati hai..
Aab kya hua
Wo hame matlab kon kon?
Mai, papaji aur tera aashique
Nawaz kyon
Tab haskar aarti kahte hai
Kyonki dusara driver koi nahi hai
Thik hai..
Burasa moo karke kahti hai
Matlab aaj bhi hum longo ka jana cancel
May be
Mayus hokar wo shethji ke paas jati hai ..
Wooooow bahut bahut bahut hi maja aya. Bahut majedaar lazatdaar updateare mera matlab tha ki...tum achhi lag rahi ho.. kamaal dikh rahi ho tum ...iss sari par.. are aisa-waisa kuch matlab nhi tha ...ye saree tum par bahut jach rahi hai...
achha ji ...ye saree abhi maine pahni to main acchi hu...koi aur pahnega to wo...matlab saree acchi lagi aapko...
Tabhi aander Hall se shethji aaane ki aahat hui to dono ekdusare se dur ho gaye..
Aander se shethji aa Jane ki wajah se undono ne topics badal diya .. aarti usko dekhte hui kahti hai..
chai pioge ya coffee
Tab nawaz dhire se kahta hai taki shethji nahi sune
Aap jo pilaye wo piunga
Wo haste hui kahte hai .. dheere se..
Mai to tume jahar pilana chahati hu
Wo bhala kyon
Tum na..
Itana kah ke rookh jati hai
Boliye na . .. mai na kya
tab usko dekhte hui aarti kahte hai
Jane do.. Kya pina hai
Aap kya pi rahe ho
Coffee
To hame bhi coffee hi lao
Par tumare bade malik ne chai bola hai
Aap hi hamare bade malik ho.. Chote malik ho aur sweat.. Beautiful.. Handsome.. Chulbuli memsaab ho
haste hui kahte hai
Achha achha samaj gayi.. coffee late hu
Aisa kah ke waha se chali gaye aander kitchen mai .. uski aada dekh ke Nawaz pagal ho gaya tha.. uske Jane ke baad nawaz shethji se baate karne lagta hai.. Khet ke bare mai baat karta hai.. Phir aaj ghar mai kya kya kaam karna hai wo puchata hai.. aise hi kuch time ho jata hai.. Aabhi tak aarti aander hi thi.. usne coffee nahi layi thi tab thode der baad nawaz aaander jata hai.. nawaz ko aander kitchen mai aate dekhte hi aarti bade adda ke sath kahti hai..
Mai la rahi thi na coffee
Bahut der ho gaye muje laga aap bhul gayi honge
Bahut der?? aander aake 5 minute bhi nahi hui.. Coffee ubalane Mai time lagta hai na babuva..
5 minutes ??? muje laga ek din hua
Iss baat par Aarti Haste hai..
Tab uski nazar aarti ke gaal pai jati hai.. Waha kaan ke niche powder use dikh jata hai.. Shyad jaldbaaji Mai wo pochana rah gaya … wo mann Mai kahta hai.. Sali ne aander aakar makeup kiya.. muje rizane ki koshish kar rahi hai.. bahut chalu hai lomde
Ye kya koi instant coffee nahi hai
To konse coffee hai
Special coffee
Achha
Aisa kah ke uske paas aati hai aur bade adda ke saath kahti hai..
aur hum kaise bhulenge hamare pyare maid ke pyare aashiq ko
aisa kahte hui wo nawaz ko coffee dene lagti hai.. coffee dete hui wo uske powder ko haat lagata hai..
Shyad powder waise hi rah gaya
Tab sharma ke wo ghum jati hai..
Sale ko pata chala.. aab mai kya karu.. kya kahu isse .. tab aapne aap ko sambalate hui kahte hai..
Wo subah subah jaldbazi mai rah gaya hoga
Tabhi nawaz kuch bole iss se pahle hi bahar se aawaz aata hai…
Didi ji aap kya kar rahi ho
tab wo dhire se kahte hai..
aa gayi kalmuli..
Nawaz jaan leta hai isne kuch to kaha par kya kaha ye jaan nahi paya par neeta ke aate hi wo gusse se usko dekhti hai tab wo jaan gaya ki neeta ko hi kuch na kuch bura kaha hoga..
Tab thode se gusse se neeta ko dekhte hui kahti hai..
Dekh nahi rahi ho kya tumare aashique ko coffee banake de rahi hu
Uske liye bahut bahut dhanewad didi ji
Welcome welcome ji
Par nawaz ko to coffee pasand nahi hai..
Neeta ke aise kahne se aarti aacharya se nawaz ko dekhani lagi..aur sochane lagi.. iss neeta ko pata hai isko coffee pasand nahi hai aur muje nahi pata.. aur iss harami ne muje bhi nahi bataya.. kyon nahi bataya.. fir kuch sochkar kahti hai.. shyad mai coffee pi rahi thi.. ooohh God.. matlab mere ichha rakhane ke liye.. matlab nawaz mere khatir itana kuch kar raha hai.. ohhh God ye kya ho raha hai.. kya nawaz muje pasand karne laga hai.. par kyon.. uske paas neeta hai.. vandana hai.. Phir bhi . . Ye sab soch kar wo naway ki aur dekhte hui smile karne lagi..
Shyad didi aap ko bataya nahi hoga..
Haan shyad..
Nawaz ki taraf dekhte hui kahte hai..
Tera nawaz muje kyon batayega.. use kya pasand hai aur kya pasand nahi.. Aakhir wo Tera aashique hai.. ..
tab nawaz kahta hai..
memsaab waise baat nahi hai
Jane do.. muje kya karna hai.. tere pasand napasand neeta hi fikir karege.. mai kyon karungi.. aakhir wo tere mashuka hai.. hame tu kyon batayega.. aakhir hum kon hai tere
tab nawaz kuch khane wala tha ki neeta kahti hai
Didi ji aap kaha thi
Yahi pai hu
mai aaj ke nahi kal ki baat kar rahi hu
Kal kaha nahi gaye thi yahi thi .. ghar mai..
To kyon nahi aaye aap kal
Kaha
Maine kaha tha na ki shyam ko aane ko..
Tabhi bahar se nawaz ko shethji aawaz dete hai..
Nawaz jara idhar aao
Ji shethji
Kahke wo bahar chala jata hai.. tab jate hui nawaz aarti ko dekhta hai aur aarti nawaz ko jate hui dekhkar ishara karti hai..
Ye ishara nawaz kuch samaz nahi paya.. aur idhar usko dekhte hui aarti neeta ko kahti hai..
Kya kah rahi thi tu
kal muje ek baat karni thi aap se.. isliye maine aap ko bola tha shyam ko aao
Kya baat karni thi
Hamara tai hua tha ..
Hamara matlab
Tab sharmakar neeta kahti hai
Mera aur nawaz ka
Hey bhagwaan!! Dekho to Nawaz ka naam sunke kitana sharma rahi hai
Sharam to aayege na didi.. wo mera pyar hai..
Achha pyar..
Haan pyar didi
Wo karta hai kya pyar tujse
Ye kya puch rahi ho aap didi.. wo mai jitana use pyar karte hu usse jyada mujko pyar karta hai ..
Tuje kaise pata
Abhi muje pata nahi hoga to kisi pata hoga.. diidi.. mai itane dino se uske saat rah rahi hu..
Haan wo bhi hai..Par usne kabhi kaha aapne moo se
Tab aarti ke aankho mai dekhte hui neeta kahte hai
Kai baar
Achha
Par didi aap kyon puch rahi ho itana
Kuch nahi aise..
ye kahte hui bahar Hall mai dekhane lage waha uske sasur nawaz ko kuch kah rahe the par nawaz ka pura dhyan kitchen mai hi tha..
tab aarti kahte hai
kuch nahi aise hi pucha.. mann hua isliye
Aisa Kahte hui aarti baat badal dete hai..
waise tum kya kah rahi thi.. Tum dono ne kya tai kiya tha
bahar jane ka
Aarti kuch nahi bolti
wo to aap ko bola bhi tha na.. mai bhul gayi thi ..
Tab aarti sharmakar niche dekhane lagte hai.. aur kahte hai..
Hmmmm
Phir humara tai hua tha phir aap kyon nahi aayi..
Tab bahar dekhte hui kahte hai..
Hamara nahi tum dono ka tai hua tha aur tum dono ke beech mai kyon kabab mai haddi banuge
Nahi bhabhi ji aap kabab mai haddi nahi banege balki aap hamare safeguard ho
Achha
Haan didi ji
Waise aap ne kal nahi aake achha nahi kiya.. Hum log wait karte rah gaye
Tum dono mere paas nahi aaye muje laga tum dono chale gaye…
Hum kaise jaa sakte hai aap ke siva.. Babu ji jane hi nahi denge
Muje laga tumare aashiq ne koi na koi jugad lagaya hoga.. Waise ye bahut chalu hai.. To muje laga ye tuje leke gaya hoga
Wo to chalu hai ismai koi shauq nahi par yaha Babu ji ke samne iss ki chalaki nahi chal sakti
Achha
Haan.. Aur didi ji aap bhi jara bach ke iss se.. Bahut chalu hai ye.. Kahi aisa na ho mere saath aap ko bhi aapne jaal mai fasa se.. Maid ke saath malkin free..
Aur neeta hasne lagte hai..
Tab nakhara karte hui aarti kahte hai..
Chal hat badmash aise kabhi nahi hoga
aur phir kahane lagi..
aur tu uske bare mai sab janti hai phir bhi tum dono ke saath muje leke jaa rahi hai..
Mai hu na.. Mere saath hote hui ye kuch nahi karega.. Baki ke time isse bach ke rahna
Achha..
Aur aaj ka fix
Jana hi hai kya
Haan
To thik hai ..
Phir kuch sochane ke baad kahte hai..
Jana kaise hai..
Bike pai jate hai
Kiski bike
Mere Nawaz ki bike
Bike hai uske paas.. nawaz ke paas
Haan didi.. Aap mere Nawaz ko kam mat aako
Nahj mere ma!! ek kaam kar pahle tere aashiq ko puch
wo ready hai
wo to ready hoga hi
Aap ko kaise pata
Muje sab pata hai
To kya puchana hai usse
Use nahi papaji ko
Hey bhagwaan?? Shethji ko permission ka puchana hai.. wo kaise permission denge.. aap mere ko marvana chahhathi ho kya
Pyar kiya to dar kyon rahi hai
Didi aap chaahate kya ho .. Hamara pyar parvane pai chadane se pahle hi khatam ho jai
Kyon khatam hoga
Pahle hi muje darr lag raha hai ki shethji ko hum dono ka pata hai
Kaise??
Muje kya malum
Phir aapko kaise pata chala
Papaji ne bataya
Hey bhagwaan bol ke wo niche baith gayi
Dar mat!!
Kya darr mat Didi.. pakka aap ne hi bataya hoga
Maine nahi bataya.. aur papaji aap dono ki shadi karvana chahate hai
Kya??
Bol kar khush ho gaye..
Aap ko bola
Haan.. par tera aashique ready nahi hai
Wo mere basti walon ki wajah se
Aarti kahte hai.. kamine ne pahle hi sab kuch bata kar isko pura fasa liya hai..
Achha aisa kya
Haan Didi.. par aap shethji se kya puchana chahathi thi..
Hame aaj shyam ko gaanv mai ek program mai jana hai to kitane baje jana hai
Wo to pata nahi
wahi puchane ke liye bola hai mere maa
Achha puchati hu
Aur wo puchane ke liye darwaje tak jati hai aur phir ghum ke wapis aati hai..
Aab kya hua
Wo hame matlab kon kon?
Mai, papaji aur tera aashique
Nawaz kyon
Tab haskar aarti kahte hai
Kyonki dusara driver koi nahi hai
Thik hai..
Burasa moo karke kahti hai
Matlab aaj bhi hum longo ka jana cancel
May be
Mayus hokar wo shethji ke paas jati hai ..