Adultery KAMINA .... CHUDDAKAD..

[Rojina]

Ekdum lovely update

 

[Iron Man]

Shandar update

 

[SweetSonali]

Aise konsi chiz hai jo mai nahi bana sakati

Chiken..

Chi gande..

Tab bura moo karke usko dekhte hai..



Isliye to kaha

Iss ghar mai jo chiz banati hai wo bata do..

aab muje kya pata memsaab aap ke ghar mai konsi chiz banati hai.. Mai to naya hu na yaha

To mai mere manapasand chiz tume pilate hu..

Achha achha pilav

Haan Ruko

Pine wale chiz hai kya

Haan

Par muje to bhuk lagi hai aur aap khilane ki jagah pilane ki baat kar rahi ho

Wo bhi milega par pahle pi ke to dekho..

Thik hai memsaab jaisa aap kaho

kuch der baad aarti sweets milkshake aur kai mix chize khane ko layi..

Use dekhate hi nawaz kahta hai

Waaa memsaab aap ne to dil khush kar diya..

Tab khush hoke aarti kahte hai

Isiliye to bola tha mere hote hui tume hotel ki kya jarurat hai

Haan aap ne sahi kaha tha.. mai hi budhhu hotel ki talash mai tha

Aise kahte hui aarti ke haath se plate lete hui nawaz un chizo par Tut pada…

Aage jab bhi kuch khane ka mann kare to mere taraf aa jana bejijak..

Tab nawaz aarti ko pyase nazaron se dekhata hai

Sachii memsaab

aur Nawaz ne jaldi se lapakar uska hath pakad liya …

aap kitani achhi hai memsaab

Tab uske haat se aapan haat churate hui kahti hai

jyada smart banane ki zarrorat nahi hai ....mere kahane ka matlab hai kaam karne ke baad jab bhi tum thak gaye.. thakkan ki wajah se ya jada kaam karne ki wajah se agar tume bhukh lagi to bejajak tum mere paas aa sakate ho.. Khana khane.. Baki kuch dimak mai mat lana..i am not neeta..mai ek naukar ke nate aur mere maid aur mere sahele ke aashiq ke nate tume nasta aur khana khilaunge..

aur milkshake

wo bhi pilaungi

Tab gusse se uski aur dekhate hui kahti hai

mujhe koi shauk nhi hai kisi ki khatir dari karne ki ....muje laga tum bhuk lagane ke baad hotel mai khana khate ho to maine ye socha tum yaha hi khana ya nasta kar loge.. tumari neeta ko bhi achha lagega..

" are..are..re...memsaab mai to yahi kah rha tha na .. matlab yahi chaha raha tha.. bahar ke khane se ghar ka khana kabhi bhi achha hota hai na memsaab ji "

Phir haat kyon pakada

Jara gussa aur narazgi dikhate hui kahti hai..

Wo jara jaldbaaji mai hua

aage se aisa kuch kia to hotel mai jake hi khana.. mere kitchen mai aane ki jarurat nahi hai

aab tak uske chehare par jo muskurat thi wo aab chali gayi thi aur uski jagah gussa aur narazgi ne li thi..

Nawaz ne bade muskil se baat ko sambalate hui haste huye kahaa.

"Wahhhaa kya mast juice hai memsaab ye ..... "

Nawaz ne ek sip lete hui kaha

Aarti ne kankhiyo se use dekha .....

" koi jaroorat nhi hai jhoothi tarif karne ki "

Aarti ke chehre par abhi bhi gussa aur narazgi thi...lekin ye ruthna wo roothna tha jabki roothne wale ko pta hota hai ki samne wala use manayega jaroor ...aur hua bhi aisa hi .....

nhi memsaab … sach me juice bahut badhiya bana hai .... Bahut .achchha hai

Tab uski aur dekhte hai

Memsaab sach batau

Batao

Usko dekhte hui kahti hai



Sach mai ye juice..

Usko beech mai katate hui kahti hai

Use milkshake kahte hai

Haan haan ye milkshake bahut hi achha bana hai.. par muje nahi laga tha ki aap itana achha juice..

Milkshake

Haan milkshake banati hoge

Tab narazgi dikhate hui kahti hai

Wo bhala kyon

Muje lga tha ki memsaab aap ghar ke kam nahin karti .. Aap itane bade ghar ki malkin ho to..

Muje khana banane nahi aata hoga..Aisa hi na

Haa memsaab

Haan memsaab ke bachhe.. tumare mashuka se achha khana banati hu mai…

Sorry ..

Nawaz ne vishwas bhari nazro se uski aankho me dekhte huye kaha …

Baki ka khana Kaisa hai

Ek number memsaab

Tabhi usko uske mammi ka call aata hai tab wo aapne yado se bahar aati hai..

Mummy - kaise ho beta

Thik hu mummy

Soyi hui ho kya

Nahi mummy hall mai baithi hu

Achha.. damadji nahi aaye kya

Aa bhi gaye aur so bhi gaye

Phir hall mai kya kar rahi ho

Tab mann mai kahti hai

Aab tume kya batau mummy

Aarti??

Haa mummy

Mai kuch puch rahi hu beta tume

Kuch nahi mummy yaddo ko taja kar rahi hu

Tab uski mummy smile karte hui kahte hai

Konse yaade.. maike ke

Haan maike ke hi kar sakati hu..

Haan beti married aurat ko maike ki yaad bahut aati hai ..

Tabhi raat ke kuch 12-12:30 baje use main gate khulane ka aawaaz aata hai.. Tab wo haal Mai ke window se dekhte hai . .



tab Nawaz chalate hui use room Mai jate hui dikhata hai.. Tab kahte hai

Ye iss waqt kaha se aa raha hai..

Kon beti

aur ye thik se chal bhi nhi paa rha hai.. Kya?? matlab ye pike aa rha hai aur itane raat.. aur kitane jada pike aaya hai..

kon beti .. damad ji.. pite hai kya..

nahi wo to so rahe hai

phir tu kis ki baat kar rahi hai

naukar ki

bete naukar log to aise hi hote hai.. unke jada moo nahi lagana chahiye..

nahi nahi mummy mai kyon moo lagungi aur ye achha naukar hai

achha hai to pi kyon hai

wahi to mai samaj nahi pa rahi hu

samaj nahi pa rahi ho to jada mat socho

haan wahi sahi rahega.. Mai rakhati hu..

haan beta raat bahut hui hai.. aab so ja tum

haa mummy

bahar mat ja

mai kyon jaungi bhala bahar mummy

us naukar ke bare mai sochkar aur use puchane

mummy aap bhi na bhala mai kyon sochungi aur use kya puchungi aur kyon

muje pata hai tume daru pine walo ka gussa aata hai.. tum pasand nahi karati pikkad longo ko

haan wwo to sahi hai

muje laga guuse main usko puchoge

Mummy aap bhi na.. mai kyon puchungi..Uski jindagi hai..wo piye ya na piye

Sahi hai

thik hai mummy mai rakhati hu

haa rakh lo beta..

tab aarti call cut kar deti hai

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Awesome aur ekdom chamatkar update!

 

[Boris The Animal]

Good one! Very nice writings!

 

[Afruza Sumi]

bahut bahut shandaar aur mazadar writings!

 

[Aar am]

Ye bsdk wala sabko pagal bana rha randi itna din ke bad update deta hai kahani ko Khali lamba khich rha hai arti nawaj se pat gyi thi suru me phir kahani ghuma diya chutiya writer hai

 

[Rituparna]

zabardast aur ekdom jackass update

 

[Lavanya.]

Faadu,fataka aur danshu update!

 

[Bentley]

Very very interesting and exciting writings!

 

[Diva19]

bahut bahut mast aur jabardast update