Vicky mujhe Apne dosto se milane le gya. Jaha humne khub Masti ki. Vicky ke dost the toh bahut acche but saale mujhe baccha samjhte the. Isliye aapas me jyada gusurfusur kr rhe the.
Vicky ka ek dost tha Vijay jisse meri kaafi acchi banne lgi. Vicky aur uske dosto ka evening ka plan ban rha tha isliye Vicky ne mujhe Vijay ke saath ghar jaane Ko bol diya. Toh me Vijay ke saath Nikal pda.
Vijay aur baatain krte huye Jaa rhe the ki raaste me kuch ladkia dikhi. Unmese ek ladki ne Vijay Ko awaaz lagai.
Woh ladki : Vijay bhaiya kaha Jaa rhe ho. Papa kab se tumhara dukaan par wait kr rhe h. Jaldi jao warna bahut maar padegi.
Vijay : Abhi aata hu. Woh Vicky bhaiya aaye h na toh unse Milne Aya tha. Papa Ko bol Dena bas thodi der me aata hu.
Vijay ke esa bolne par woh waha se jaane lgi par woh Baar Baar mujhe gure Jaa rhi thi. Par Mene gor nhi diya.
Me : bhai kaun thi yeh...??
Vijay : meri choti behen h yaar. Papa Ko khana dene Gyi hogi toh papa ne kaha hoga isliye Bata rhi thi.
Me : bhai agar koi problem h toh aap chale jao. Me akela chla jaonga.
Vijay : esi baat nhi h yaar. Papa toh Kehte hi rehte h. Apna kaam h Sunna.
Meri chor tu Suna seher me toh bahut kazze krte hoge yaar.
Me : kaha mazze bhai. Padhai se hi fursat nhi milti mauj Masti kaha se krunga. Aap batao aapke toh aish honge yaha. Tension free life hogi.
Vijay : nhi yaar mazze kaha. Tum seher me mazze nhi le paa rhe toh hum yaha kaha se mazze lenge.
Baatain krte krte kab ghar aagya pta hi nhi chala. Me aur Vijay ghar pahuche toh Pushpa didi baramde me khadi thi. Vijay ki najar Jese hi Pushpa didi par padi aur ab unhe dekhta hi gya. Pushpa didi bhi Vijay Ko dekhe Jaa rhi thi. Dono ki aankhon me kuch azeeb si kasamakas si ho rhi thi ki Mene bola.
Me : Pushpa didi mausi kaha h...
Meri awaaz sunkar Pushpa didi ne meri taraf dekha aur boli.
Pushpa : Pados wali Chachi ke yaha Gyi h Abhi aajayegi.
Yeh kehkar woh andar Chali Gyi. Aur Vijay bhi mujhe bye bol kr chala gya.
Sala yeh Vijay Pushpa didi Ko ese kyu dekh rha tha aur Pushpa didi bhi use dekh rhi thi. Aakhir mamla kya h...??
Kuch toh khichdi Pak rhi thi unke bich me shayad. Chalo pta lagata hu.
Me yeh sochte sochte andar gya toh dekha Pushpa didi tv dekh rhi thi toh me bhi jaake unke bagal me Beth gya.
Me : kya didi kaunsa purana serial dekh rhi ho...
Aur acchi si movie lgao na..??
Pushpa : Abhi mere serial dekhne ka time h tu Baad me movie dekh Lena.
Me : accha thik h. Kam se Kam apna phone toh dikha do. Me usi me photos dekh leta hu.
Kam se Kam mera bhi timepass Ho jayega.
Pushpa : le dekh le par mujhe disturb mat kr.
Me Pushpa ka phone leke photos wagerah dekhne lga. Yaar jazab jazab pose me photo khich rakhe the usne. Kuch photos me toh uske cleavage itne sharp dikh rhe the ki muh me Paani aajaye. Me aur photo dekhne lga toh kuch photos me mujhe Vijay bhi Nazar aaya. Mtlb Kahi na Kahi yeh dono ek dusre Ko acche se jaante the. Par shayad ek hi gaon ke h isliye ek saath pic ki hogi. But mere dimaag me yeh baat Beth Gyi aur Bina puche mujhse rha nhi gya.
Me : didi yeh Vijay aapka dost h...??
Pushpa : tha par ab hum baat nhi krte.
Me : sirf dost tha ya kuch aur.. ???
Pushpa : mtlb...??
Me : mtlb mujhse esa lag rha h ki aap dono sirf acche dost nhi the Balki shayad bf gf the.
Pushpa : tujhe nhi lag rha tu jyada hi bol rha h..??
Me : didi aap toh Bura maan Gyi. Me toh bas yeh jaanna chahta tha ki aap is rishte se khush ho ya nhi.
Pushpa : tu jyada dimaag mat lga. Me bahut khush hu is rishte se. Aur kuch bolna h tujhe ??
Me : didi aap toh naraj ho Gyi mera irada aapko pareshan krne ka nhi tha.
Mujhe lga ab waha jyada der betha toh pakka maar khaonga. Toh me bahar Nikal gya toh dekha mausi kitchen me kaam kr rhi thi toh me unke paas chla gya.
Me : mausi ji kaha Gyi thi aap...??
Mausi : woh Pados wali bhabhi ke yaha Gyi thi kuch kaam tha unse. Tu bta kab aaya..??
Me : me toh Abhi aaya toh pushpa didi ne bataya ki aap bahar Gye the. Accha yeh batao kya Bana rhi ho aap.
Mausi : Vicky ki pasand ka khana Bana rhi hu. Bechara kitne Dino se apni pasand ka khana nhi khaya hoga.
Me mausi se baat kr rha tha ki tabhi mausi ke haatho se kalchi gir Gyi aur woh uthaane lgi toh unki moti gadrai gaand mere lund se aa lgi. Mera lund Jo pehle hi Pushpa ke cleavage dekh kr khada ho rkha tha mausi ki gaand se takraane ke Baad aur hichkole khaane lga. Mujhse rha nhi gya aur halka sa jhatka maar diya toh mausi Ko mera lund apni gaand par mehsus hua toh woh seedhi khadi ho gyi.
Mausi : ek kaam kr tu Pushpa ke saath jakar baatein kar me kab tak khana Bana leti hu.
Me : Pushpa didi Ko TV dekh rhi h. Aur me waha Bor ho rha hu. Me ek kaam karta hu me aapki madad kr deta hu khana banane me.
Mausi haste huye : tujhe aata bhi hai khana banana???
Me : haa haa seher me toh me akshar me hi banata tha. Yaha bhi Bana Dunga.
Mausi : rehne de tu jaake bahar Beth.
Yeh Keh kr mausi ne mujhe waha se bahar Nikal diya. Mera lund sala ab khada ho Chuka tha aur sala chut maang rha tha yaha kaha se jugaad ho. Chalo choro jaake thodi der so jaata hu wese bhi yaha kaha se jugaad hone wala h. Me jaake thodi der so gya fir mausi mujhe mujhe khane ke bulane aayi ese hi woh din bhi kat gya.
Raat Ko Vicky ke saath idhar udhar ki baat ki fir khaana khaa ke so Gye. Raat ke 2 baje honge tabhi meri neend khuli toh me Paani dhundne lga par kamre me Paani nhi tha toh me kitchen ki taraf chla gya aur fridge se Pani pine lga. Me Pani pi hi rha tha ki tarrece se awaaz aayi toh me upper tarrece par chla gya.