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[Avi Goswami]

Wait for next bro

 

[tpk]

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[Arun Rajput]

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[Desi Man]

अपडेट दोस्त

 

[Curiousbull]

Nice start

 

[sandy619]

Chachi ke niche jaane ke Baad me apna samaan thik karne lga fir thodi der ke liye so gya toh mummy ne niche se awaaj lagai.

Mummy : Sanju niche aaja...!!

Me niche aaya toh mummy, mausaji Chachi aur papa niche Bethe the. Mene papa Ko dekh kar per Chu kar pranaam Kiya.

Papa : jite rho beta. .!!
seherme padai kesi chal rhi hai. Padai me dhyaan toh deta hai na ya fir awaara gardi krta firta hai...

Mummy : are aati hi bechare Ko kyu daant the ho...

Papa : daant kaha rha hu, me toh bas puch rha hu ki padta wadta h ya nhi.

Mummy : ha ha pta hai mujhe, puchne ke bahane daant rahe ho mere laal Ko.

Me : padai acchi chal rhi h papa. Aap tension na lo.

Papa : woh toh Tera result aayega toh pta hi chal jayega...

Papa mujhe daant hi rahe the ki Chachi aagyi aur sabko khana khane ke liye bulane lgi. Fir humsab dining table me Bethe khana khane lge. Waha bhi papa mere piche pade rhe par me ek kaan se unki baatain sun kar dusre kaan se Nikal rha tha.

Khana khane ke Baad papa aur mausa ji factory chale Gye. Aur me tv dekhne lga. Thodi der me mummy apna kaam niptake mere paas Aakar Beth Gyi.

Mummy : mere laal, kitna kamjor ho gya hai tu. Lagta hai seher me acche se khana bhi khata...

Me : kya baat kr rhi ho mummy itna hatta katta toh hu. Pta nhi aap Ko kaha se kamjor lag rha hu.

Yeh kehkar mene apna sar mummy ki godh me rkh diya. Mummy mera sar sehla rhi thi aur aur mujhse baatain kr rhi thi.

Me : accha mummy yeh Chachi kaha Gyi...??

Mummy : Teri Chachi raju Ko khela rhi hogi. Accha tu yeh bta seher me jyada Masti toh nhi krta tha na..??

Me : kya mummy aap bhi papa ki tarah suru ho Gyi...

Mummy : are me toh isliye puch rhi hu kyuki mujhe pata hai ki tu kitna saitaan hai.

Me : me kaha saitaani karta hu mummy. Me toh kitna sidha saadha ladka hu.

Yeh Keh kar me mummy Ko kamar Ko gale lga Liya.

Mummy : haa haa bahut sidha hai mera laal. Chal tu tv dekh me thodi der araam krti hu.

Yeh kehkar mummy Apne kamre me Chali Gyi aur me tv me Magan ho gya.
Me tv dekh rha tha ki kisi ne mere aankho me haath rkha aur kehne lgi. Batao me kaun hu...

Me : kaun..kaun hai...??
Haath hatao pehle tabhi toh bataonga..

Dusri taraf se : bhi pehle batao..??

Me : mujhe kya pta kaun hai yaar...??

Dursi taraf se : kyu meri awaaz bhi nahi pehchante..??

Me : haa awaaz toh pehchani pehchani lag rhi hai. Kahi tum Wahi ladki toh nhi jise papa kachre ke dabbe se utha ke laye the.

Dusri taraf se : kya bhaiya, jao me aapse baat bhi karti. Kitne gande ho aap...??

Me : gande ki bacchi...
Pehle idhar aa.

Yeh kehkar mene pinky Ko Galle lga liya.

Pinky : choro mujhe...
Mujhe aapse baat bhi karni. Kitne gande ho aap. Humesha chidaate rehte ho aap..

Me pinky Ko kaske gale Laga kar : are woh toh mera pyaar hai meri pyaari si behen ke liye.

Pinky bhi mujhse thodi der chipki Rahi fir humdono alag huye aur fir pinky Apne kamre me Chali Gyi. Aur me use dekhta hi reh gya. Pinky dikhne me dubli patli si thi but uska figure accha tha mast patli kamar aur ubarte huye chuchiya aur gaand. School ke suit salwaar me bhi bahut gazab lag rhi thi.
Kher Mene dhyaan waha se hataya aur me bhi utha aur bahar Nikal gya.
Bahar aaya toh socha chalo Apne dosto se hi mil aao. Toh Mene Apne dosto Ko phone Kiya aur fir Shaam Ko Milne ka program banaya. Fir Mene apni bike start ki aur Bhola se Milne chala gya.
Bhola mera bachpan ka dost tha aur yahi gaon me kheti baari ka kaam karta tha. Humdono bachpan se hi acche dost the. Bhola mujhse apni saari baatein batata tha aur woh uske ghar ki baatain ho ya aur koi bhi.
Toh me Nikal pda Bhola ke yaha. Thodi der me me Bhola ke ghar par pahuch gya. Toh pta chala ki Bhola waha nhi tha toh Mene uske padosi se pucha toh unhone bataya ki woh kheto me hoga. Toh me kheto ki taraf chal diya. Me thodi der me kheto me pahucha toh woh waha tractor chala rha tha.

Me : oye Bhola....

Bhola : Sanju mere yaar....
Kab aaya tu seher se...
Ruk me aata hu.

Yeh Keh kar Bhola ne apni tractor roki aur meri taraf aagya. Fir humdono gale mile aur fir Bhola aur me ek ped ke niche Beth Gye aur baatain krne lge.

Bhola : aur bta Sanju kab aaya seher se...??

Me : bas yaar, aaj hi aaya hu toh socha tujhse mil lu. Tu Suna kya kare rha hai yaha kheto par.

Bhola : bas yaar apna toh yahi kaam hai, Kheti baari ka. Usi me Lage hai. Kher tu Suna

Me : me kya sunao yaar. Bas apni bhi kat hi Rahi hai. Tu bta kaaki kesi hai...??

Bhola : woh bhi thik hai yaar.

Me : kaha hai woh...
Me toh Abhi tere ghar se ho kar aaya hu. Kaaki toh waha dikhi nhi...??

Bhola : ab kya batao yaar. Pichle saal Babita didi ki shadi thi toh usme kaafi kharcha ho gya tha. Khet ka thoda hissa bhi bechna pda. Ese me ghar chalana thoda muskil tha. Tu toh jaanta hai ki kheti baari ke liye bhi pesa chahiye hota hai toh majduri bhi karni pad jaati hai.

Me : woh toh me jaanta hi hu yaar. Ustime me seher me tha par Teri saari khabar rkhta tha yaar. Aur jaha tak me kar Sakta tha Mene Teri madad bhi ki thi

Bhola : haa yaar mujhe pata hai. Tune ustime kafi madad ki.

Me : haa yaar...
Yeh sab purani baatain hai. Tu yeh bta kaaki kaha hai.

Bhola : yaar woh tumhare pitaji ki factory me hi kaam krti hai. Woh khud kehti hai ki mera Mann ghar par bhi lagta hai toh Mene tumhare pitaji se baat karke Wahi lagwa diya.

Me : chalo yeh toh accha Kiya. Wese bhi factory me jyada kaam hota nhi hai mehnat wala toh kaaki Ko araam hi rehta hoga.

Bhola : ha woh toh hai...

Me : accha yeh sab chor aur yeh bta..
Me bhi tha kya kya Masti ki tune akele.

Bhola : kya Masti karta bhai. Yaha toh fati padi Rehti hai. Sala kaam kaam hi rehta hai humesha.

Me : accha kaam waam Ko chor aaj Shaam Ko party karte hai. Mene Apne saare dosto Ko bol diya hai. Sham Ko chalna hai.

Bhola : yaar Shaam Ko toh kaam...

Me : koi kaam nhi bas aaj...
Chal aaja Beth bike pe...

Mene Bhola ka haath pakda aur bike me betha Liya aur fir hum Nikal pde Apne dosto ke yaha.
Thodi der me hum ek dost ke yaha pahuch Gye. Waha usne saara intjaam kar rkha tha beers wagerah ka. Fir kya tha Puri Shaam beers party Chali aur hum dosto ki mehfil saji. Hasi mazzak ka daur chalo ho gya. Masti karte karte kab raat ho Gyi pta hi nahi chala.
Me beers ki bottle haath me liye naach hi rha tha ki Bhola mere paas aaya.

Bhola : bhai tere ghar se phone aarha hai Kabse..

Bhola ki yeh baat sunkar mera Sara Nasha Jese chu-mantar ho gya aur Mene dosto se kaha ki bhai logo tum enjoy kro me toh chala.
Yeh kehkar mene apni bike start ki aur Bhola Ko bethne Ko kaha aur pehle use uske ghar drop Kiya fir Apne ghar ki aur Nikal pda.

Me Mann me soch rha tha ki beta aaj toh bahut maar padne wali hai. Papa toh aaj haddiyo ka churma hi Bana denge.
Sala kuch din ruk kar party kar leta toh accha hota Lekin mujhe bhi chain kaha.
Yeh sab sochte sochte me Apne ghar pahucht aur gharwaja khat-khataya toh mummy ne darwaja khola.

Mummy : aagya tu, kaha gayab tha tabse...??

Me : woh dosto se Milne gya tha mummy toh waha time lag gya.

Mummy : woh sab tu Apne papa Ko batana samjha..

Me : kya mummy Papa Ko itni raat me kyu disturb kr rhi ho. Bechare factory se thak kar aaye honge. Ek kaam kro tum hi 1-2 thappad lga do.

Mummy : beta tere papa soye nhi hai Abhi. Tera hi intjaar kr rhe hai Kabse.

Me : chalo koi nhi, ab toh maar padni hi hai na. Kha lunga.

Me bhagwaan ka Naam le kar andar ghus gya toh sidhe papa se hi mulakaat hui. Haath me danda liye huye woh mera Jese intjaar hi Karen rhe the ki kab me aao aur woh meri dhulayi kare.

Papa : aao laad-sahab aao..
Ghar aate hi sahab jaade ka awaaragardi karna chalo ho gya. Kitna samjhata hu ki itna awaaragardi mat kr Lekin yeh hai ki baat maanta nhi.

Me : dosto ke yaha hi toh gya tha..
Isme kaunsi awaaragardi hi Gyi..

Papa : jubaan chalata hai Apne baap...

Yeh kehkar Jese hi papa ne apna haath uthaya hi tha ki pta bhi kaha se tauji waha aagye aur unhone papa Ko rok Liya.

Tauji : kya kare rhe ho Suryakant...??
Jawaan bete par haath bhi uthate.
Baccha hai thoda dosto ke yaha chala gya toh kya ho gya. Sanju tu Jaa araam kr.

Yeh Keh kar tauji ne mujhe waha se bhej diya.

Papa : bhai Sahab aap humesha isko kyu bacha lete ho. Aap logo ke laad pyaar ne hi isse itna bigaad rkha hai.

Tauji : baccha hai Abhi toh aur thoda bahut sarasat toh bacche karte hai. Tum pareshan na ho dheere dheere sab samaj jayega.

Tauji aur papa apas me behesbaaji kar rhe the aur me Apne kamre me aagya aur light on ki toh dekha kharaate marte huye mere bed me leti huyi thi.

Me pinky Ko hilate huye : ae pinky uth...

Mene ek do Baar usse hilaya toh woh uthi bhi toh Mene joorse unki gaand me chimti kaati.

Pinky : aaaahhhhh....
Kya hai bhaiya. Sone do mujhe. Koi Bhala ese uthata hai apni behen Ko.

Me : Sona hai toh Apne kamre me jaa. Yaha kyu leti hai.

Pinky : yeh mera Kamra hai samjhe..

Me uska haath pakad kar uthate huye : badi aai mera Kamra wali. Tu toh Kavita didi ke saath soti hai na.

Pinky : pehle soti thi Lekin ab yeh mera Kamra hai aur me toh yahi soungi.

Me pinky ka haath madodte huye : Jaa rhi hai ya nhi...

Pinky Dard Bhari awaaz me : aaahhh...
Mummmyyyyy.........!!!

Me : bula bula mummy Ko hi bula...

Pinky ki awaaz sunkar mummy turant waha aagyi.

Mummy : kya kr rhe ho tum dono. Abhi tumhare papa upper aagye na toh dono Ko acchi khaasi maar pad jayegi.

Pinky : dekho na yeh bhaiya mujhe kabse pareshan kar rhe hai.

Mummy : kyu pareshan kar rha hai tu ise..

Me : me kaha pareshan kar rha hu. Yeh hi mere kamre me kabza karke bethi hai aur Jane ka Naam bhi le rhi hai. Tum isse pehle iske kamre me bhejo.

Mummy : yeh issi ka Kamra hai....

Me : toh me kaha sounga..??

Mummy : tu Jaa Apne dosto ke yaha. Wahi Sona jaake.

Me : me kuch bhi jaanta. Me toh yahi sounga.
Chal pinky ki bacchi mujhe sone de.

Pinky : mummy dekho na..

Mummy : kab bade hoge tum dono...
Sanju uth..
Tera Kamra upper hai. Mene Tera Sara samaan upper shift kr diya hai.

Me : isko de do na upper wala Kamra. Wese bhi Kavita didi aur uska room sath sath ho jayega.

Mummy : Abhi tu chala jaa. Kal din me dekhte hai.

Yeh Keh kar mummy mera hath pakad kar mujhe bahar le Jane lgi toh udhar pinky mujhe chidaane lagi.

Me : pinky ki bacchi ruk kal batata hu tujhe...

Pinky haste huye : jao jao pehle yaha se.

Mummy mujhe mere kamre me le Gyi aur kehne lgi.

Mummy : tu kab bda hoga yeh bta..
Humesha badmaashi karta firta hai.

Me mummy Ko bed me betha kar apna sir unke godh me rakh kar let gya.

Me : me toh kabhi bhi sudurunga mummy. Wese bhi sudharne ka kya fayda.

Mummy : haa haa mujhe pata hai tu na sudharne wala. Chal so ja..

Yeh kehkar mummy bahar Chali Gyi aur me bhi so gya.

 

[John Cena]

Boht khoob is update sa ya pta chal gya ka hero ki apna baap sa banti nhi

 

[123aaliahai]

Nice update

 

[Avi Goswami]

Nice update

 

[Pta nhi]

Awesome update