Kamina Koi Kami Na
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Doston… Aaj ka din mere liye jara bhi khas nahi hai. Fir bhi aaj ke din mai hamesha ek naya thread kholta hu. Mai apni story Koi To Rok Lo aaj ke din hi suru karna chahta tha. Lekin purane update post karne ki vajah se mujhe use samay se teen mahine pahle suru karna pad gaya.
Fir bhi aaj mai aapke samne ek nayi romance story Kamina Koi Kami Na lekar aaya hu. Ye ek romance story hai. Isliye aapke sath meri puri sahanubhuti hai. Meri aapke sath ye sahanubhuti hone ki do vajah hai.
1. I Hate Love Story.
2. Mere pas samay nahi hai.
Samjhdar ko ishara kafi hota hai. Fir bhi jo meri baat ka matlab na samjhe ho wo dusre samajhdaro se samajh sakte hai. Mai dusro ke mamle me taang nahi adata. Isliye mujhe is samajhne samjhane ke jhamele se door hi rakhe.
Good bye… Agar samay mile to update ke sath jarur miliyega.
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Funny update.Kamina Koi Kami Na {Update - 001}
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Kale burke me dodh jaisi safed nargis mere samne khadi thi. Use apni bahon me lene ka mera barso purana sapna abhi pura hi hone wala tha. Tabhi mere dost kartik ki aawaj ne mere is rangarang karyakram me bhang daal diya.
Wo meri taraf aise bhagta chala aa raha tha. Jaise kisi ne uski ga*nd me petrol laga diya ho aur uske pichhe pichhe aa raha ho. Kartik meri taraf bhaga chala aa raha tha aur jor jor se chilla raha tha.
Kartik :- “bhag madar ch*d bhag, bhag madar ch*d bhag.”
Kartik aawaj lagate huye mere samne aakar khada ho gaya aur hanfne laga. Lekin kartik ki is harkat ne meri jhanten jala kar rakh di thi. Maine gusse me us par khurrate huye kaha.
Mai :- “lode ke baal, aise fati huyi ga*nd ki tarah kyo chilla raha hai. Kya kisi ne teri ga*nd me gadhe ka l*nd daal diya hai. Jo tu apni ga*nd uthaye meri ga*nd me ghusa chala aa raha hai.”
Kartik ke upar dimag kharab hone ki vajah se mai ye bhi bhool gaya tha ki, is samay mere pas nargis khadi huyi hai aur mai usi ke samne kartik ko gaali bakta chala gaya. Lekin kartik ne meri baat ko ansuna karte huye kaha.
Kartik :- “bhosdi ke, tu yaha is nargis ki lene ke chakkar me aaya hai. Lekin ye teri ga*nd tudwane ke liye tujhe bahla kar yaha layi hai. Gulam apne ladko ke sath yahi aa raha hai. Gulam ke aane ke pahle patli gali se bhag le.”
Kartik ki ye baat sunkar, maine palat kar nargis ki taraf dekha. Mere dekhte hi, nargis badi hi kamini muskan me muskurane lagi. Use muskurate dekh kar, maine us par bhadakte huye kaha.
Mai :- “bahan ki lodi, mere sath game khelti hai. Aaj mai tujhe yahi patak kar ch*d duga.”
Lekin meri baat sunte hi, kartik ne mujhe tokte huye kaha.
Kartik :- “bhosdi ke, ise ch*dne ke chakkar me teri hi ga*nd maar li jayegi. Abhi yaha se fauran nikal lene me hi teri bhalai hai.”
Kartik ki ye baat mujhe bhi sahi lag rahi thi. Nargis gulam ki girlfriend thi. Gulam humare college ka sabse dabang ladka tha aur uske sath hamesha hi 20-25 ladke raha karte the.
Gulam ki vajah se college ka koi bhi ladka nargis ki taraf aankh utha kar nahi dekhta tha. Lekin nargis ki katil jawani dekh kar mera l*nd angdai lene lagta tha aur mai apne aapko nargis ko line marne se nahi rok pata tha.
Mai hamesha aate jate nargis ko chhed diya karta tha aur nargis mujhe gusse me ghurti rah jati thi. Lekin aaj nargis ki taraf se bhi green signal milte dekh kar mujhe laga tha ki, aaj mere l*nd ki lottery hi lagne wali hai.
Mai nargis ki kori ch*t ch*dne ke chakkar me uske kahne par, uske sath is sunsan ilake me aa gaya tha. Lekin yaha to wo apne yaar se meri hi ga*nd marwane ke chakkar me lag rahi thi.
Mai abhi nargis ko gusse me ghoor raha tha ki, tabhi kartik ne mere upar bhadakte huye kaha.
Kartik :- “bhosdi ke, ab yaha se bhagega bhi ya apne sath sath gulam se meri bhi band bajwa kar dam lega.”
Kartik ki baat sunkar, maine nargis ko ghoorna band kiya aur jaise hi kartik ke sath waha se bhagne ko hua. Waise hi gulam 5 ladko ke sath humare samne aakar khada ho gaya.
Gulam ke apne samne dekhte hi kartik ki ghighgi bandh gayi. Wahi gulam ne mujhe dekh kar kaha.
Gulam :- “tujhe nargis ko chhedne ka bahut shauk hai. Aaj mai tujhe batauga ki, mai tere jaise kamine ki kya halat karta hu.”
Gulam ko apne samne dekh kar, ab mere pas bhi us se nipatne ke alawa koi rasta nahi tha. Ye dekh kar maine kartik se kaha.
Mai :- “tu in panchon ko sambhal, mai is gulam ki khatiya khadi karta hu.”
Meri baat sunte hi, kartik ne mere upar bhadakte huye kaha.
Kartik :- “abe tune kya mujhe dara singh ka pota samajh rakha hai. Jo mai akela hi in panchon se nipat luga.”
Kartik ki baat sunkar mai uski taraf dekhne laga. Uski baat jara bhi galat nahi thi. Gulam ke sabhi dost hatte katte the aur meri bhi do teen pasli thi. Lekin mera dost kartik single pasli tha.
Aise me uska un sabse akele nipat pane ka sawal hi paida nahi hota tha. Isliye maine mauke ki najakat ko dekhte huye fauran hi pichhe palat kar daud laga di. Mujhe bhagte dekh kar kartik ne bhi mere pichhe bhate huye kaha.
Kartik :- “bhosdi ke, mujhe akela in jalladon ke bich me chhod kar kaha bhaga ja raha hai.”
Magar mai kartik ki baat ko ansuna kar bhagta hi raha. Jaise ki is daud ko jeetne par mujhe gold medal milne wala ho. Kartik bhi mujhe galiyan bakte huye, mere pichhe pichhe bhagta chala aa raha tha.
Lekin hum gulam se bach kar jyada door tak nahi bhag sake. Gulam ne mujhe fasane ka pahle se hi jaal faila kar rakha hua tha. Hum bhag kar abhi thodi hi door pahuche the ki, hume samne se 15-20 ladko ne aakar gher liya.
Un ladko ko apne samne dekh kar, hum bhagte bhagte ruk gaye. Wo ladke hume dhakelte huye wapas gulam ke samne lekar aa gaye. Gulam ne hume gusse me goorte huye kaha.
Gulam :- “saalon tumne nargis ko chhed kar apni jindagi ki sabse badi galti ki hai. Aaj mai tum logon ki aisi haalat karuga ki, tum log kisi bhi ladki ko chhedna bhool jaoge.”
Gulam ko itne saare ladko ke sath dekh kar, ga*nd to meri bhi fat rahi thi. Lekin mai kartik ki tarah fati ka jalus nahi tha. Jo gulam ki geedar bhabhkiyon se ghabra jata. Maine itne ladko se ghire hone ke bad bhi gulam se kaha.
Mai :- “Kiski Majal Hai Ki Chhede Diler Ko.Gardish Me Gher Lete Hai Geedar Bhi Sher Ko.”
Lekin meri baat sunte hi, gulam aag babula ho gaya. Usne apne doston se kaha.
Gulam :- “tum log khade khade dekh kya rahe ho. In bahan ch*do ko itna maaro ki inki saari shergiri nikal jaye.”
Gulam ki baat sunte hi, uske doston ne hume utha kar jamin par patak diya aur humare upar laaton jooton ki barsat kar di. Wo badi berahmi se humari kutton ki tarah dhunayi karne lage.
Unki maar se kartik buri tarah se cheekh aur chilla raha tha. Unki maar khate khate kartik ki maar khane ki himmat jabab de gayi aur wo past pad gaya. Uski halat dekh kar wo log kartik ko marte marte ruk gaye.
Mujhse bhi ab apne dost ki itni buri halat nahi dekhi ja rahi thi. Isliye apni buri halat hone ke bad bhi, maine kartik ki taraf se un sab logon ko dhamkate huye kaha.
Mai :- “Samjho Na Kamjor Tum Mere Yaar Ko.Ch*dega Wo Hi Tum Sab Ke Ghar Baar Ko.”
Magar na jaane kyo, un logon par meri is dhamki ka kuch ulta hi asar hua aur jo log kartik ko marte marte ruk gaye the. Un ne fir se kartik ko marna suru kar diya aur ek baar fir kartik ki cheekhne gujne lagi.
Meri samajh me ye nahi aa raha tha ki, maine to unhe kartik ki hi taraf se dhamkaya tha. Fir wo log kartik ko hi fir se kyo peetne lage. Mai keertik ki cheekhe sunte huye isi uljhan me uljhe maar kha raha tha.
Kuch der tak gulam ke dost hume ruyi ki tarah ache se dhunte rahe aur jab wo hume maarte maarte thak gaye to, gulam ne apne doston se kaha.
Gulam :- “aaj in saalon ki akal thikane aayegi. Aaj humne inki aisi ga*nd todi hai ki, ab ye kabhi humare raste me aane ki koshish nahi karge.”
Un logon ki maar khate kahte kartik to himmat haar chuka tha. Lekin itni maar khane ke bad bhi mere andar ka mard abhi jinda tha aur maine apni wahi mardangi un logon ko dikhate huye kaha.
Mai :- “Gardish Me Hai Sitare, To Ga*nd Maar Lo Humari.Jab Bahare Chaman Me Honge, Maa Ch*d Denge Tumhari.”
Magar aaj na jaane kyo meri sabhi dhamkiyon ka asar ulta hi pad raha tha. Meri ye dhamki sunte hi, gulam ke doston ne meri aur kartik ki pitayi ka ek round fir se suru kar diya tha.
Mai to fir bhi thik tha. Lekin kartik to ab thik se cheekh aur chilla bhi nahi pa raha tha. Mujhse kartik ki aisi halat dekhi nahi ja rahi thi aur mujhe us par bahut taras aa raha tha.
Abhi humari pitayi ka ye daur chal hi raha tha ki, tabhi ek ladki bhai jaan, bhai jaan kahti huyi gulam ke pas bhagti chali aayi. Wo shayad gulam ki bahan thi. Use dekh kar gulam ne kaha.
Gulam :- “are hina tu yaha kyo aayi hai.”
Hina :- “bhai jaan, mujhe pata chala ki aap yaha kisi se jhagra kar rahe hai. Isliye mai aapko rokne chali aayi.”
Hina ka pyara naam sunte hi, meri kaano me shahad ghul gaya. Mai apni aur kartik ki pitayi ka saara dard bhool gaya. Hina nargis se bhi jyada sundar aur komal lag rahi thi.
Mujhe nargis uske samne feeki si lagne lagi thi. Hina ko dekh kar gulam ke doston ne hume peetna band kar diya tha. Lekin hina ke roop ne pahli hi najar me mujhe diwana bana diya tha.
Usko dekhte hi, mera l*nd use salami dene ke liye angdayi lene laga tha. Mujhe gulam se apne dost ki pitayi ka badla lene ka bhi yahi sahi mauka samajh me aaya aur maine hina se kaha.
Mai “Thak Gaye Tere Bhai Ke Dost Hume Maar Maar Ke.Aa Tu Baith Ja L*nd Pe Mere Salwar Utar Ke.”
Meri is baat ne gulam ke doston ke sath sath gulam me bhi aisa josh bhar diya tha ki, ab apne doston ke sath usne bhi hume peetna suru kar diya. Ab humari pitayi ka aisa daur suru ho gaya tha. Jo rukne ka naam hi nahi le raha tha.
Gulam aur uske doston ke josh ko dekh kar mujhe Chand bardai ki yaad aa gayi. Chand bardai ki rachna sunkar logon me naya josh bhar jata tha aur wo wah wah karne lagte the.
Lekin meri hina ko sunayi rachna ne na jaane gulam aur uske doston me kaisa josh bhara tha ki, mujhe ab apne dost kartik ki dard se bhari sirf aah aah hi sunayi de rahi thi.
Magar mera aehsan faramosh dost kartik jiske liye maine gulam aur uske doston ko na jaane kitni dhamkiyan di thi. Wo maar to gulam logon se kha raha tha. Lekin gaaliyan mujhe bak raha tha.
Mai apne dost kartik ki gaaliyan aur uski is aehsan faramoshi ko jyada der tak sahan nahi kar paya. Mai kartik ke diye is dard se gulam aur uske doston ki maar khate khate behosh ho gaya.
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Awesome update.Kamina Koi Kami Na {Update - 002}
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Gulam aur uske doston ke josh ko dekh kar mujhe Chand bardai ki yaad aa gayi. Chand bardai ki rachna sunkar logon me naya josh bhar jata tha aur wo wah wah karne lagte the.
Lekin meri hina ko sunayi rachna ne na jaane gulam aur uske doston me kaisa josh bhara tha ki, mujhe ab apne dost kartik ki dard se bhari sirf aah aah hi sunayi de rahi thi.
Magar mera aehsan faramosh dost kartik jiske liye maine gulam aur uske doston ko na jaane kitni dhamkiyan di thi. Wo maar to gulam logon se kha raha tha. Lekin gaaliyan mujhe bak raha tha.
Mai apne dost kartik ki gaaliyan aur uski is aehsan faramoshi ko jyada der tak sahan nahi kar paya. Mai kartik ke diye is dard se gulam aur uske doston ki maar khate khate behosh ho gaya.
Wo log mujhe marte marte kab shant huye aur kartik ka kya hua. Mujhe kisi baat ka koi hosh na raha. Mujhe jab hosh aaya to, mai hospital ke I.C.U. room me tha aur mere bagal wale bed par kartik behosh pada hua tha.
Maine doctor se kartik ki haalat ke baare me puchha to, mai doctor ki baat sunkar hairan rah gaya. Wo kamina dekhne me to, single pasli tha. Lekin is maar se uski puri 11 pasaliyan tooti thi.
Mujhe samajh me nahi aa raha tha ki, jab kartik ke pas 11 pasli thi to, wo apni baki ki pasliyan hum sabse chhupa kar kyo rakhta tha. Mujhe kartik se apne doston se aisi dhokhebaji ki ummid jara bhi nahi thi.
Mai abhi kartik ke diye, is jhatke se bahar bhi nahi nikal paya tha ki, tabhi mere hosh me aane ki khabar sunkar, meri sauteli bahan pihu andar aa gayi. Pihu mujhse jitna jyada pyar karti thi. Mai us se utni hi jyada nafrat karta tha.
Mere itna jyada kamina hone ki asli vajah, bhi sirf wo hi thi. Use dekh kar, mai kabhi is baat ko nahi bhool pata tha ki, mere ek nahi, do bap hai. Wo mere dusre bap ki aulad aur meri sauteli chhoti bahan hai.
Meri maa ne sirf paise ke liye, mere garib aur sidhe saade bap ko chhod kar, ek amir paise wale se shadi kar li thi. Mere naam ke sath, mere asli bap ki jagah, us amir aadmi ka naam, mere bap ke roop me jud gaya tha.
Mai aur pihu alag alag bap ki santan jarur the. Magar hum dono ne ek hi maa ki kokh se janam liya tha. Ek hi maa ki kokh se janam lene ke bad bhi, pihu ke andar apne bap ke ache gun the aur mere andar tha, meri maa ka kaminapan.
Mujhe bachpan se hi meri umar ke ladke, mere do do bap kah kar, mera majak udaya karte the aur mohalle pados ki aurten bhi, meri maa ko lekar, dabi juban me khusar fusar karti rahti thi.
Logon ki inhi sab baton ne mere man me aisa jahar ghola tha ki, mera rishton ke upar se viswas hi uth gaya tha. Mere man se meri maa ke liye ijjat khatam hone ke sath sath, meri bahan ke liye nafrat ghar kar gayi thi.
Mai apni maa aur bahan ke hote huye bhi, maa ki mamta aur bahan ke pyar se puri tarah se anjan tha. Pihu se to mai kabhi sidhe muh baat bhi nahi karta tha. Lekin wo thi ki, mujh par jaan diya karti thi.
Mere hosh me aane ki khabar sunte hi, pihu aur kartik ki bahan kartika bhagti huyi andar aayi. Pihu ki aankhen aansuon se bhari huyi thi aur wo aate hi mere seene se lipat kar rone lagi.
Use is tarah lipat kar rota dekh kar, uske aansuon se ek pal ke liye mera dil bhi pighalne ko hua. Lekin agle hi pal maine pihu ko khud se door jhatakte huye kaha.
Mai :- “chal, ab ye tera aansu bahane ka natak bahut ho gaya. Abhi mai mara nahi, jinda hu. Jab mai mar jau, to meri laash se lipat kar…….”
Mai apni dhun me, pihu ko jhidakta hi ja raha tha ki, achanak hi usne gusse me aakar, mere gaal par ek jordar tamacha jad diya. Mai uske maare gaye is tamache se sann sa rah gaya.
Mujhe ab bhi yakin nahi ho pa raha tha ki, ek chuyi muyi si ladki, jo meri chhoti bahan hai aur meri baat ka jabab dene se bhi ghabrati hai, usne abhi abhi mere gaal par thappad jama diya hai.
Lekin mai abhi pihu ke diye is jhatke se bahar nikal bhi nahi paya tha ki, tabhi kartika ne pihu ke aansuon se bhare chehre par tamacha jad kar, mujhe us se bhi bada dusra jhatka de diya.
Mai apne gaal par pade, thappad ko to sah gaya tha. Lekin pihu ke gaal par pade is thappad ne mere tan badan me aag laga di. Mai apne aape se bahar ho gaya aur maine gusse me uth kar, kartika ki gardan pakad li.
Lekin mai jyada der tak apne pairon par khada nahi rah paya. Ye shayad mujhe padi maar ka asar tha ki, kartika ki gardan pakadte hi mujhe chakkar se aane lage aur mai ladkhada kar, jamin par dhamm se girte hi, behosh ho gaya.
Mai jab dobara hosh me aaya, tab tak kartik ko bhi hosh aa chuka tha. Uske pas humare dusre dost vishal aur arpan baithe huye the. Wo dard se karahte huye, unko apni aap beeti sunane me laga tha.
Arpan to bilkul gau (cow) ki tarah sidha sadha ladka tha. Use ladai jhagda hote dekh kar hi, chakkar aane lagte the. Lekin vishal bahut badmash londa tha aur hamesha apni pants me 6 inch ka sabji katne ka chaku rakh kar ghumta tha.
Ye alag baat hai ki, uske ye chaku rakhne wali baat hum doston ke alawa koi bhi nahi janta tha aur na hi aaj tak usne apne is chaku se kisi ko ghayal kiya tha. Bas ek baar uski galti se, uski khud ki lulli hi, is chaku se ghayal ho gayi thi.
Magar apni lulli ko ghayal kar lene ke bad bhi, uske sar se chaku rakhne ka bhoot nahi utra tha aur uski is dileri ko hum sab dost salam karte the. Uske sath hone par hume kisi se bhi dar nahi lagta tha.
Yahi vajah thi ki, vishal ko apne pas pate hi, kartik ki mari haddi me bhi josh aa gaya tha aur ab wo apni dard bhari dastan unhe karah karah kar suna raha tha. Lekin mujhe hosh me aaya dekhte hi, uska gussa bhadak utha.
Kartik :- “ye bhosdi wala to meri jaan lene par hi tula tha. Wo to hume maarte maarte ruk gaye the. Lekin is kamine ka pitte pitte dil nahi bhara tha. Isliye isne apna manhoos muh khol kar, unko hume fir se peetne ke liye majbur kar diya.”
Kartik ki ye baat sunkar, maine bhi un logon ko apni safayi di. Bhala duniya me aisa kuan sa dost hoga, jise apne dost ko pitte dekh kar gussa nahi aata. Lekin un kamino ko bhi isme meri hi galti najar aayi.
Wo dono bhi is sab ka dosh mujhe hi dene lage aur fir humare hosiptal se chhutne ke bad, gulam se humara samjhota karwane ki baat kah kar chale gaye. Unke jaane ke bad hi, kartika andar aa gayi.
Lekin usne meri taraf dekha tak nahi aur aakar kartik ka haal chal puchhne lagi. Wo shayad mere uski gardan pakadne ki baat ko lekar, mujhse naraj thi. Lekin mai khud bhi samajh nahi pa raha tha ki, maine aisa kyo kiya.
Mere dil me pihu ke liye, kabhi koi pyar ya hamdardi nahi rahi thi. Aise me kartika ke usko thappad marne par, mera kartika ki gardan pakad lene wali baat ne mujhe khud bhi soch me daal diya tha.
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Awesome updateKamina Koi Kami Na {Update - 003}
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Wo dono bhi is sab ka dosh mujhe dene lage aur fir humare hosiptal se chhutne ke bad, gulam se humara samjhota karwane ki baat kah kar chale gaye. Unke jaane ke bad hi, kartika andar aa gayi.
Lekin usne meri taraf dekha tak nahi aur aakar kartik ka haal chal puchhne lagi. Wo shayad mere uski gardan pakadne ki baat ko lekar, mujhse naraj thi. Lekin mai khud bhi samajh nahi pa raha tha ki, maine aisa kyo kiya.
Mere dil me pihu ke liye, kabhi koi pyar ya hamdardi nahi rahi thi. Aise me kartika ke usko thappad marne par, mera kartika ki gardan pakad lene wali baat ne mujhe khud bhi soch me daal diya tha.
Pihu ghar me sabki ladli thi aur mom dad ne kabhi us par hath nahi uthaya tha. Mai us se nafrat jarur karta tha. Lekin maine bhi kabhi, us par hath nahi uthaya tha. Meri nafrat sirf usko jhidakne tak hi simit thi.
Aise me apni aankhon ke samne kisi ko us par hath uthate dekh kar, mai sah nahi paya tha aur mere andar daba ek bhai ka dil bahar nikal aaya tha. Lekin ab mai is baat ko manne ko taiyar nahi tha ki, ye mera pihu ke liye pyar tha.
Mai yaha apni soch me gum tha aur udhar kartika apne bhai se baat karte karte baar baar meri taraf dekh rahi thi. Usne meri is soch ka pata nahi, kya matlab nikala ki, khud hi apni narajgi ko khatam karte huye mujhse kaha.
Kartika :- “tumhari mom aur bahan bahar baithi hai. Unhe dar hai ki, unhe dekh kar, tumhari tabiyat fir se kharab na ho jaye. Isliye wo andar nahi aa rahi hai. Lekin tumhe yadi kisi chij ki jarurat ho to, tum mujhse bol sakte ho.”
Kartika ki is baat ko sunte hi, maine bina ek pal ki der kiye bina us se kaha.
Mai :- “mujhe ek kiss de do.”
Mai to kartika se baat kar raha tha. Lekin meri baat sunkar, pata nahi mere dost kartik ko kya hua ki, uske murda sharir me bhi jaan aa gayi aur wo mujh par bhadakte huye, uthne ki koshish karte huye kahne laga.
Kartik :- “ruk madar ch*d, tujhe kiss mai deta hu. Haramkhor, meri bahan ko bhi nahi chhod raha hai. Tu kisi ladki ko pata kar to dikha. Yadi use tujhse pahle maine na ch*d diya to, mai bhi ek bap ki aulad nahi.”
Kartik ko itne gusse me dekh kar, mai hairan rah gaya. Use gusse me ye bhi hosh nahi rah gaya tha ki, wo apni bahan ke samne hi mujhe gaali diye ja raha hai. Mai kabhi apne doston ki kisi baat ka bura nahi manta tha.
Lekin kartik ki ek bap ki aulad hone wali baat mere dil ko chubh gayi thi aur ab mujh se bhi shant rahte nahi bana. Maine bhi ulta us par bhadakte huye kaha.
Mai :- “saale itna bhadak kyo raha hai. Ek bap ki aulad hokar, tune koi bada bhari teer nahi maar liya hai. Aaj tak ek ladki to pata nahi paya hai aur meri patayi ladki ko ch*dne ki baat kar raha hai.”
“Lekin mai teri tarah dosti nibhane se pichhe hatne walon me se nahi hu. Mai tujhse vada karta hu ki, mai tujhe apni girlfriend ko ch*dne se nahi rokuga. Lekin tu bhi mujhse vada kar ki, tu mujhe apni bahan ko patane se nahi rokega.”
Meri ye baat sunte hi kartik ki saanse gusse se fulne lagi. Lekin kartika ne kisi tarah se usko shant karaya aur fir khud mujh par bhadakte huye kahne lagi.
Kartika :- “kamine, mujhe apni girlfriend banane ki teri aukat nahi hai. Teri girlfriend banna to door ki baat hai. Mai to tere marne par, teri kabar tak par bhi nahi wali aur yadi aa bhi gayi to, teri kabar par moot kar chali jaugi.”
Kartika ki ye baat sunte hi, meri aankhon me uska meri kabar par aakar mootne ka drashya ghoom gaya aur mere muh se apne aap hi nikal gaya.
Mai :- “Meri kabar par aakar mootna to sirf bahana hoga.Tumhe jarur mujhe apni ch*ot dikhana hoga.”
Mera ye kahna tha ki, dono bhai bahan gusse me laal ho gaye. Kartik itna jyada gusse me aa gaya ki, uski ulti saanse chalne lagi. Uski tabiyat kharab hote dekh kar, kartika ne fauran doctor ko bulaya.
Doctor ne uski saans fulte dekh kar, bina kuch soche samjhe, uske muh aur naak me oxygen mask laga kar, hanth me iv drip thoos diya. Lekin doctor ke hath me, aadhe hath barabar injection dekh kar to meri g*and hi fat gayi.
Wahi kartik bhi injection lagne se bachne ke liye doctor ke hath pair jodne laga. Magar dostor ne us par jara bhi raham nahi kiya. Aakhir wo ek doctor tha aur marij ki jaan bachana uska pesha tha.
Usne do nurse ko kartik ko pakadne ka bola aur fir usko palta kar, uski g*and me ek ke bad ek, do injection bhar bhar kar, itni berahmi se thoos diye, jaise wo kartik ki g*and na hokar kisi bhais ka pichhwada ho.
Itni berahmi se to kasai bhi bakre ko halal nahi karta hoga. Jitni berahmi se doctor aur nurse ne mil kar kartik ki g*and me injection thoose the. Ye sab dekh kar to meri jaan hi sookh gayi aur mai saham kar rah gaya.
Mujhe samajh me nahi aa raha tha ki, mai is wakt kisi hospital me hu ya kisi kasai khane me hu. Doctor ke waha se jaane ke bad, maine darte darte, ek sundar si nurse se puchha.
Mai :- “sister ye kaun sa hospital hai.”
Meri baat sunkar, nurse ne muskurate huye kaha.
Nurse :- “ram bharose hospital.”
Nurse ke muh se hospital ka naam sunte hi, meri dono gotiyan upar ho gayi aur wo sundar si nurse bhi mujhe khoon peene wali dayan najar aane lagi. Lekin ye sirf meri hi haalat nahi thi.
Aisa hi kuch haal hospital ka naam sunkar, kartik ka bhi hua tha. Kyoki ye ek aisa hospital tha, jaha marij ko apne ango ki suraksha khud karna padti thi. Yaha marij ke palak jhapakte hi, uski gurda aur kaleji gayab ho jati thi.
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Awesome update.Kamina Koi Kami Na {Update - 004}
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Mujhe samajh me nahi aa raha tha ki, mai is wakt kisi hospital me hu ya kisi kasai khane me hu. Doctor ke waha se jaane ke bad, maine darte darte, ek sundar si nurse se puchha.
Mai :- “sister ye kaun sa hospital hai.”
Meri baat sunkar, nurse ne muskurate huye kaha.
Nurse :- “ram bharose hospital.”
Nurse ke muh se hospital ka naam sunte hi, meri dono gotiyan upar ho gayi aur wo sundar si nurse bhi mujhe khoon peene wali dayan najar aane lagi. Lekin ye sirf meri hi haalat nahi thi.
Aisa hi kuch haal hospital ka naam sunkar, kartik ka bhi hua tha. Kyoki ye ek aisa hospital tha, jaha marij ko apne ango ki suraksha khud karna padti thi. Yaha marij ke palak jhapakte hi, uski gurda aur kaleji gayab ho jati thi.
Hum dono fati fati aankhon se us nurse ko aise dekhe ja rahe the, jaise ki humhare samne nurse nahi, balki koi yamdoot khada ho. Mere sath sath kartik ke tatte bhi tight ho gaye the. Nurse ke humare pas se jate hi, kartik ne kartika par bhadakte huye kaha.
Kartik :- “tum logon ko humhare ilaj ke liye kya ye yampuri hi mili thi. Kya tum log is hospital ke baare me janti nahi ho.”
Kartik ki is baat par kartika ne safayi dete huye kaha.
Kartika :- “hum tumhe yaha lekar nahi aaye. Hume to yaha se phone aaya tha ki, tum logon ko yaha bharti kiya gaya hai aur ye khabar milte hi hum log yaha aa gaye. Lekin…..”
Abhi kartika apni baat puri bhi nahi kar payi thi ki, kisi ko dekh kar wo bolte bolte chup ho gayi. Maine uski najron ka pichha kiya to, mere samne pihu ke sath meri didi ritu aur mom khadi thi.
Ritu didi mere dusre bap ki pahli patni ki aulad thi. Lekin wo sahi mayne me meri bahan kahlane ke layak thi. Unke andar wo sab khubiyan thi, jo ek kamine ki bahan me hona chahiye thi.
Wo meri har badtamiji ka jabab badtamiji se hi deti thi. Na to kabhi wo mere samne haar manti thi aur na hi kabhi mai unke samne haar manta tha. Hum dono jab kabhi bhi ek dusre ke aamne samne hote the, tab ghar me mahabharat hona tay maana jata tha.
Hum hamesha kutte billi ki tarah aapas me lada karte the. Mai uske bade hone ka jara bhi lihaj nahi karta tha aur us par hath chhod diya karta tha. Lekin andar ki baat ye thi ki, meri khud ki g*and bhi ritu didi ke naam se fatti thi.
Kyoki ek baar aise hi ladai jhagde me ritu didi ke baal khiche to, unne gusse me aakar meri mardangi (l*nd) par aisi laat maari thi ki, mujhe din me hi taare najar aa gaye the aur mai charon khane chit jamin par pada tha.
Us din ke bad se mai ritu didi se koi panga lene se pahle sau baar soch leta tha. Kyoki jaise mai unka koi lihaj nahi karta tha, waise hi wo bhi kisi baat me mera koi lihaj nahi karti thi.
Yahi vajah thi ki, apne samne ritu didi ko dekhte hi, mujhe saanp soongh gaya aur mai yaha waha dekhne laga. Lekin mujhe I.C.U. me pada hua dekh kar bhi ritu didi ko mujh par koi raham nahi aaya. Un ne gusse me mujh par bhadakte huye kaha.
Ritu didi :- “saale kutte, ghar me laat joote khakar bhi tera pet nahi bhara, jo ab bahar ke logon se laat joote khakar humara naam kharab kar raha hai.”
Is se pahle ki ritu didi mujhe aur kuch bol pati, pihu fauran hi mera bachav karne unke samne kood padi aur us ne ritu didi ko shant karwate huye kaha.
Pihu :- “didi, bhaiya ko abhi kuch mat boliye. Aap nahi janti unhe kitni chot lagi hai. Aap khud apni aankhon se dekh lijiye.”
Ye kahte huye pihu apna muh dusri taraf karke, mere pair ke upar se chadar hatane lagi. Mere pair par se chadar hatte dekh kar, mom aur kartika ne bhi apna muh dusri taraf ghuma liya.
Unki is harkat ne mujhe chauka kar rakh diya. Kyoki mujhe to kahin koi dard mehsus nahi ho raha tha. Mai bhi hairani se pihu ko apne pair se chadar hatate huye dekhne laga.
Magar mere pair se chadar hatte hi, apne pair ko dekh kar mujhe chakkar sa aane laga. Na jaane kis kis ke naam ki mutth maar maar kar, maine apna maans jama kiya tha aur aaj saala mere pair ki pindaliyon se maans hi gayab ho gaya tha.
Meri haalat bilkul us dulhe ke jaisi thi. Jiski suhagraat me uski patni ko koi aur ch*d kar chala gaya ho aur ab wo apni nangi patni ke samne khada ye soch raha ho ki, use kisne ch*da hai.
Mai bhi is samay apne dedh paav maans ko gayab dekh kar, isi soch me pad gaya tha ki, un haramkhoron ne mera dedh paav maans khud khaya hai ya uski boti boti karke kutto ko khila diya hai.
Us par ye ram bharose hospital bhi bahut naam-cheen hospital thi. Mera ek shaq is hospital walon par bhi ja raha tha ki, kahin in logon ne hi to mere dedh paav maans ki chori nahi kar li hai.
Mai apne dedh paav maans ke gayab ho jaane se gahre sadme me tha. Wahi ritu didi ne jaise hi, mere pair ki haalat dekhi to, Unhe mujh par taras aane ki jagah mujh par gussa aa gaya aur un ne gusse me mujhse puchha.
Ritu didi :- “teri itni buri haalat kaise huyi. Tera ye haal kisne kiya.”
Mujhe samajh me nahi aa raha tha ki, mai ritu didi ki is baat ka kya jabab du. Mai apni harkat ke baare me to unhe bata nahi sakta tha. Isliye un se apna pichha chhudane ke liye maine apni ball kartik ke paale me fekte huye kaha.
Mai :- “mujhe kya pata. Mai to behosh tha. Kartik mere sath tha. Meri is haalat ka usko hi pata hoga.”
Meri baat sunte hi, ritu didi ne mera pichha chhoda aur kartik ke pas aakar jhatke se uski collar pakadte huye kaha
Ritu didi :- “bol iski ye haalat kisne ki hai. Kahin iski is haalat ke pichhe teri hi to koi sazish nahi hai.”
Ritu didi se to mere sath sath mere sabhi doston ki bhi g*and fata karti thi. Kyoki wo mere kisi bhi dost ko pasand nahi karti thi aur bina sabun ke hi unki ijjat dho kar rakh deti thi.
Aise me ritu didi ke muh se ye baat sunkar to, kartik ki jaan hi sookh gayi. Sazish ka naam sunte hi, uska chehra peela pad gaya. Apni safayi me us se kuch bhi bolte nahi ban raha tha.
Kartik ki is haalat par uske l*nd ko, us par raham aa gaya aur usne ritu didi ke is julm se bagawat karke, surrrrrrrrrrr ka shor machana suru kar diya aur uske l*nd ki is bagawat se surrrrrrrrrrr ke shor ke sath sath uska chadar bhi geela hona suru ho gaya.
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