Karma- kyunki tumhe maza aata hai,
Ye sunkar Anjali hansne lagi aur boli- haan aata to hai, waise choot bhi de dungi tum apana kaam karo,
Karma- theek hai mera number de dena,
Anjali- theek hai acha main thodi der mein karti hun theek hai,
Karma- theek hai jaaneman,
Anjali- ok beta bye love you,
Anjali ye kah kar phone rakh deti hai, idhar karma ne phone kaan se hataya hi tha ki use samne se Anjali ke mummy papa aate huye dikhte hain,
Wo dekh kar chaunk jata hai kyonki Anjali ne to use aisa kuch nahi bataya to ye log yahan achanak kaise?
UPDATE 242
Karma dono ko paas aate dekh Namaste karta hai,
Karma- namaste Chachi ji, namaste chacha ji.
Mahipal Singh(Anjali ke Pita)- namaste beta tumhare papa aur mausa ji kahan hain,
Karma- yahin bagh mein hain chaliye milwata hun,
Mahipal Singh- haan chalo,
Dono karma ke sath jaate hain jahan naye ghar ka kaam ho raha hota hai wahin uske papa aur Mausa baithe hote hain,
Nilesh- are are namaskar bhai saahab, namaskar bhabhi ji, aao aao,
Isi tarah sab ek doosre ko pranaam namaskar karte hain,
Nilesh unhe samne kursi par baithne ke liye jagah dete hain to dono baith jaate hain, kuch der naye ghar ki baat hoti hai phir Mahipal Singh thoda gambhir hote huye bolte hain,
Mahipal Singh- to Nilesh bhai sahab main aapke paas ek kisi khaas kaaran se aaya hun,
Nilesh- ji par aap apana kaaran batayein usse pahle humari ek baat bhi maanoge to acha lagega,
Mahipal Singh- haan haan kahiye kya baat hai,
Nilesh- aage ki baatein ghar chalkar chai ke sath karein?
Is par mahipal singh aur Savita( Anjali ki Maa) dono hansne lagte hain,
Mahipal Singh- are kyun nahi bhai sahab,
Isi tarah sab log sath mein ghar aate hain, karma pahle hi chupchap se phone karke maa ko bata chuka tha mehmano ke bare mein taki ghar par koi kuch aur tarah ka kaam ho raha ho to wo samet sakein, jaldi hi sab log karma ke ghar mein hote hain aur chai ki chuskiyan lag rahi hoti hain,
Nilesh- haan bhai saahab ab kahiye kya bataane waale the aap?
Maa- usse pahle bahan ji tum humare sath aao, kahan mardon ki baatein sunkar pareshan hoti rahogi,
Savita- haan ye to bilkul sahi kaha,
Savita bhi uth kar Sabhya ke sath chal deti hai aur saari auratein ek kamre mein jaakar baith kar baatein karne lagti hain wahin aangan mein Nilesh, Karma, Shailesh hote hain,
Baaki sab baahar the,
Nilesh- haan bhai saahab batao ab.
Shailesh- haan bhai sahab isse pahle koi aur roke bata hi do,
Mahipal Singh- hahaha haan sahi kaha, to bhai saahab main ek prastav lekar aapke samne aaya hun,
Nilesh- kaisa prastav batayein,
Mahipal Singh- aapne Chodampur ka bus adda hai jo uske bagal mein do khaali khet hain wo to dekhe honge,
Nilesh- seedhe haath wale na jo gaindapur ki or hain,
Mahipal Singh- haan haan wahi bhai saahab, wo dono khet mere hi hain, par aap jante hain main shikshak aadmi to kheti to mujhse hoti nahi isliye khaali pade rahte hain,
Nilesh- haan wo to humesha humne khaali hi dekhe hain,
Mahipal Singh- to bhai saahab mera prastav ye hai ki kyun na us zameen par milkar hum log ek school kholein, zameen humare paas hai hi, bas poonji hi lagaani hai, to usi hisab se hissedari karke hum school khol sakte hain,
Ye sun kar nilesh aur Shailesh dono thoda sochte hain,
Shailesh- bhai saahab sujhaav to apka bahut badhiya hai,
Nilesh- haan kyunki aas paas 10 kilometre tak koi school nahi hai palli anuj ko bhi shahar hi jana padta hai, to aas paas ke sabhi gaon ke bachhe padh sakenge.
Mahipal Singh- haan bhai sahab socha to maine ye kaafi pahle tha par aap jante hain ki ye kaam hum jaise aam admi ke akele ke bas ka to nahi hai.
Shailesh- ye baat to sahi kahi aapane bhai saahab poonji bhi to lagti hai,
Mahipal Singh- to bhai saahab mera prastav yahi hai ki hum milkar chahe to aage badh sakte hain par aap chahe to naa bhi kar sakte hain meri taraf se kisi bhi cheez ke liye badhya nahi ho aap,
Nilesh- ji bilkul bhai saahab par aapka sujhaav itna acha hai ki iske bare mein ache se sochna hi padega, isme gaon ki bhi bhalai hogi aur humari bhi,
Shailesh- sahi mein ab humare bachhe bhi padhe likhe hain to unhe shuruaat mein hi bachhon ko padhane ka mauka bhi mil jayega,
Mahipal Singh- bilkul Karma Anjali aur Neetu yahan tak ki meri bahu bhi bachhon ko padha sakti hai,
Nilesh- haan ye to hai, kya kahte ho Shailesh babu.
Shailesh- bhaiya mujhe to theek lag raha hai,
Nilesh- Mahipal Bhai saahab ek kaam karna hai phir apko, ek khaaka taiyar karo ki is sab mein kitni poonji lag sakti hai uske baad dekhte hain ki hum log kitna kar sakte hain,
Shailesh- haan bilkul sahi kaha bhaiya, ek anuman mil jayega to aage baat badhayenge.
Mahipal Singh- haan bilkul bhai sahab main aaj sham se hi is kaam par lag jaata hun,
Nilesh- aaj se nahi bhai sahab kal se karna, aaj kuch aur karna hai,
Mahipal Singh- matlab main samjha nahi,
Nilesh- dekhiye bhai saahab ghuma phira kar to bolna aata nahi isliye seedha bol raha hun, ab agar humein is saajhedaari ke rishte ko aage badhana hai to ek doosre se mel jol bhi badhana hoga ek doosre se ache se parichit hona padega,
Mahipal Singh wo baat samjhe nahi to asamanjas mein Shailesh ki or dekhne lage, Shailesh ne bhi ishaare se unhe samjha diya to samajh mein aaya to hansne lage,
Nilesh- kyun bhai saahab lete ho?
Mahipal Singh- haan bhai saab lete to the par bahut samay ho gaya, akhiri baar dost yaaron ke saath hi pi thi, yahan to na dost hai to phir kabhi man hi nahi kiya,
Shailesh- lo bhai saab to bas ek panth do kaaj ho jayenge phir to,
Mahipal- matlab ?
Shailesh- matlab aaj pi bhi loge, aur sath mein pi li to dosti bhi ho jayegi apane aap.
Mahipal- ye baat to bilkul sahi kahi aapne,
Nilesh- bas ye dekh lo bhabhi ji ko to koi pareshani nahi.
Mahipal- are pareshani to har Biwi ko hoti hai par itne dino baad mana to nahi karegi, waise apki madam ko hoti hai pareshani?
Shailesh- are baras padati hain ache se.
Mahipal- are phir kaise karenge?
Nilesh- are aaj aapke naam ka sahara le lenge maan jaayengi.
Is par teeno hansne lage,
Mahipal- chalo ye acha rahega par bhai saahab meri bhi ek ichha hai,
Nilesh- haan kahiye na?
Mahipal- aaj ka program mere ghar par hoga, dekhiye aap log ek bhi baar aaye bhi nahi hain to ye baat apko meri manni padegi.
Nilesh- are bhai saab aapke yahan ho ya humare ek hi baat hai, wahan rahne deejiye yahin kar lete hain,
Mahipal- nahi bhai sahab ise humari zidd samajhiye ya kuch bhi par hoga humare yahan hi,
Nilesh- are wahan par apko bhi dikkat hogi aur khul kar hum bhi aanand nahi le payenge.
Mahipal- are aise kaise humein koi dikkat nahi hogi bhai saahab ab bas aap humari ichha maan leejiye,
Nilesh- chaliye theek hai apki ichhaa sir aankhon par,
Shailesh- to main bhej deta hun karma ko botal lene, waise bhai sahab kuch farmaish hai ya humari tarah allrounder,
Mahipal- jo aap karein wahi kar lenge,
Nilesh- to theek hai phir zara apani apani patniyon ko bata dein nahi to baad mein bhadkengi.
Shailesh- haan sahi bol rahe ho bhaiya, abhi bulata hun, Shaalu, Bhabhi sunna to,
Kuch hi der mein Sabhya, Shalu aur Savita baahar aati hain,
Shalu- haan kya hua,
Shailesh- haan bhaiya bolo,
Nilesh- are tum sahi ho yaar awaaz to aise lagai jaise khud hi bata doge ab humein aage kar diya,
Sabhya- kya ho gaya kisme aage kar diya?
Nilesh- are baat ye hai ki bhai sahab ne aaj apane yahan program banaya hai to usi ke liye bata rahe the,
Sabhya- acha bhai sahab ne banaya hai ya tumne,
Nilesh- are tum khud poochh lo bhai sahab ne banaya hai ab unki ichcha hai ki unke ghar par ho,
Savita ko kuch samajh nahi aata to wo dheere se Shaalu se poochti hai program ka matlab to Shalu usko batati hai to wo bhi hansne lagti hai.
Savita- koi baat nahi banaya hai to banne do phir ek kaam karte hain hum auratein bhi apana program banayengi,
Shailesh- matlab?
Savita- matlab bhai sahab aap mardon ka program hoga to hum auratein kyun peechhe rahein, main bhi Shalu aur Sabhya bahanji ko bulaungi sath mein.
Sabhya- are par hum log kya karenge?
Savita- ye log botal kholenge aur hum log apani baaton ki potli, inki dosti ho sakti hai to humein bhi to badhani chahiye,
Shalu- haan ye bhi theek kaha jeeji, aur waise bhi in dono logo par nazar rakhne ke liye bhi humein jana padega jeeji nahi to ye log peete hi jayenge rukenge hi nahi.
Shailesh- are tum bhi na,
Nilesh- dekho humara program tay hai tumhara jo tumhe acha lage wo karo, kyun bhai saahab ?
Mahipal- haan aur kya humein bhi koi takleef nahi hai,
Savita- theek hai to tay raha phir, mardon ke sath sath mardon ka bhi program hoga.
Sabhya- aur kya,
Mahipal- to phir chalte hain taiyariyan wagera bhi karni hongi,
Savita- haan haan chalte hain, aur bahan ji jaldi hi milte hain bahut si baatein karni hain,
Sabhya- theek hai bahanji milte hain,
Savita aur Mahipal ek baar aur sabko aamantrit karke chale jaate hain,
(KARMA KI ZUBANI)
Anjali ke maa baap ke jane ke baad Mausa ne mujhe bulaya aur daaru ke liye paise diye, main bhi turant motorcycle nikal kar nikla hi tha ki phone bajne laga to maine uthaya kisi anjaan number se tha,
Me- Hello kaun?
Samne se awaaz aai- haan Karma main Piyush bol raha hun Anjali ka bhai...
Me- are haan Piyush bhai kaise ho?
Piyush- theek hun, bas bore ho raha hun.
Me- are bore mat ho, apani gali ke kone par milo 5 minutes mein.
Piyush- abhi?
Me- aur kya abhi aao jaldi.
Piyush- chal theek aata hun,
5 minutes baad main uski gali ke kone par pahunchta hun to wo wahin khada milta hai,
Me- aao Piyush bhai baitho,
Piyush- kahan chal rahe hain,
Wo peechhe baithate huye kahta hai,
Me- sab pata chal jayega bas thodi der mein,
Baatein karte huye hum log kuch der mein theke par pahunch jaate hain,
Piyush- are theke par kyun laaya hai, pahli baar mein hi theka dikha diya,
Usne hanste huye kaha,
Me- are aaj mere mausa, Papa aur tumhare papa ka program hai tumhare ghar to usi ka samaan lene aaya hun,
Piyush- acha papa bhi piyenge sahi hai yaar mujhe to yaad bhi nahi unhone kab pi thi akhiri baar sahi hai unki dosti ho rahi hai,
Me- sirf wo hi nahi piyenge,
Piyush- kya matlab?
Me- abhi aata hun,
Main theke par jata hun aur kuch hi palon mein uske samne hota hun daaru ki botalon ke sath beer ke can ki peti lekar,
Piyush- beer kis liye?
Me- ab wo piyenge to hum kya sookhe rah jayenge,
Maine use pakdate huye kaha aur phir khud motorcycle par baith gaya peechhe wo bhi samaan lekar baith gaya,
Piyush- are par unke samne nahi pi sakta main,
Me- waise idea bura nahi hai par aaj unke samne ka plan bhi nahi hai,
Piyush: tu mast hai yaar,
Me: are abhi masti dekhi kahan hai bhaiya, mere sath rahoge to maze mein rahoge,
Samaan lekar hum log Chodampur aate hain, jahan main beer ki peti ko bagh mein rakh kar Mausa ko botalein deta hun aur wo kuch hi der mein maa mausi aur papa ke sath gaadi se nikal jaate hain,
Unke jane ke baad main Piyush ko aur beer ko lekar Rajan chacha ke kheton ke beech bani hui jhopdi tak pahunchta hun,
Piyush- are yaar ye sahi jagah hai kheton ke beech mein jhopdi, kiski hai?
Me- Rajan chacha ki hai to apani hi samjho, to Piyush bhai ab bapis shahar jana to hoga nahi?
Piyush- nahi yaar us hadse ke baad mummy papa nahi jaane denge, aur sahi kahun to mera bhi man nahi hai alag rahne ka,
Me- sahi bhi hai, parivar se door rahkar koi fayda nahi aur jo aanand apane gaon ki hawa mein hai wo aur kahin nahin,
Aise hi hum log baatein karte rahte hain aur isi beech Jaggu aur Sarju bhi kuch khane ko lekar aa jate hain phir hum chaaron milkar beer kholte hain, dheere dheere thoda thoda nasha sab par hota hai, Piyush bhi ab kaafi khul kar baat kar raha tha aur use dekh kar lag raha tha ki use maza bhi aa raha hai, hum teeno se hi uski acchi pat rahi thi.
Doosri or uske ghar mein bhi botal khul chuki thi aur papa mausa aur uske papa chhat par baith kar pakode wagera ke sath jaam se jaam takra ke pi rahe the, wahin khana wagera banane ki zimmedari Anjali aur uski Bhabhi nibha rahi thi, aur Uski mummy, meri maa aur mausi apani baaton mein lagi hui thi,
Savita- bada acha laga bahan ji aap log aaye humare yahan,
Maa- are bahan ji tum bhi kahan aupcharikta mein pad rahi ho, ab saheli ho to saheliyon jaisi baatein karo,
Savita- ye bhi sahi hai,
Mausi- par jeeji humein beech beech mein in logo par bhi nazar daalni padegi nahi to zyada na pi jaayein kahin,
Savita- are to kya ho gaya ghar mein hi to hain pi lenge to so jayenge, kaunsa roz pite hain.
Mausi- are nahi jeeji ye hi to baat hai ye log pikar sote hi to nahi hain
Mausi ne hanste huye kaha,
Savita- sote nahi hain matlab to kya karte hain,
Iska jawab dene ki jagah mausi hansne lagti hain aur maa ki or dekhti hain,
Savita- are aisi kya baat hai mujhe to batao,
Maa- batade Shaalu ab to ye bhi humari saheli hi hain,
Mausi- are jeeji kya hai na ki peene ke baad ye log na kuch zyada hi pyar jatane lagte hain,
Savita- are ye to achi baat hai apani patni se pyar hi to jatate hain isme kya galat hai, filmon mein bhi to hero nashe mein heroine se pyar jatate hain khoob.
Maa- are ye gaon ke aadmi hain inke pyar jataane ka matlab tum nahi samjhti bahan,
Savita- to tum samjhaado,
Maa- matlab in logo ke pyar jataane ka matlab hota hai khoonta gaadna,
Savita- khoonta gaadna?
Aur phir jaise hi uski samajh aati hai wo teji se hansne lagti hai,
Savita- hain sahi mein?
Shalu- aur kya jeeji, phir to chhodne ka naam hi nahi lete,
Savita- waise ye to filmon ke hero se bhi acha hai, wo to nakli pyar jatate hain asali to ye hai,
Mausi- jitni botal udhar khaali hoti hain utna dard humein milta hai,
Is par teeno teji se hansne lagti hain,
Savita- waise ek baat badi achi lagi ki tum dono log bahanein ho phir bhi aapas mein khuli hui ho khulkar baatein kar leti ho,
Maa- hum bahanein hain par sath mein saheliyan bhi hain aur saheliyon se kaun soch kar bolta hai?
Savita- ye baat to bilkul sahi kahi.
Mausi- to phir tum bhi batao Jeeji tum kab khoonta gadwati ho,
Mausi ke aise sawaal se savita sharmate huye hansne lagi,
Maa- are waah Dulhan ki tarah sharma rahi ho,
Savita- are wo poochha hi aise to,
Mausi- to poochha hai to batao bhi, saheliyon se nahi chhupate,
Savita- ab jab khoonta taiyar hota hai gadwa leti hun,
Maa- tumhe dekh kar to khoonta taiyar hi rahta hoga,
Savita- dhatt, waise sahi bolun to ye baat tum dono par baithati hai,
Mausi- nahi jeeji itna kam mat haanko khud ko, bahuriya ki badi bahan lagti ho saas to bilkul nahi lagti.
Savita- dhatt kuch bhi bolti ho tum Shalu, waise mujhe to intezar hai ki dono bhai sahab aaj kaise pyar jatayenge nashe mein.dekhne laayak hoga,
Mausi- tumhe bada maza aa raha hai soch kar jeeji kaho to tumhe hi aage kar dein,
Savita- hawwww dekho to kaise bol rahi ho,
Maa- ab saheli ho itna to kar hi sakti ho,
Savita- tum dono bahanein ek se badhkar ek ho,
Savita hanste huye kahti hai, ki tabhi darwaza khol kar Anjali aur rani andar aa jate hain,
Rani- mummy sara kaam ho gaya hai upar bhi pakode wagera sab de diye hain aap logo ke liye laaun kuch?
Maa- nahi bahuriya khane se to pet bhar gaya hai Tumhari mummy ko kuch aur chahiye,
Is par Savita sharma jaati hai aur khud ko sambhalte huye kahti hai- nahi beta tum dono so jao ab, Piyush aaya kya?
Anjali- nahi mummy wo bhaiya aaj Karma aur Sarju bhaiya ke sath hai to subah hi aayenge,
Maa- are koi nahi wahan rahne do aaj bachhon ke sath man laga rahega.
Savita- theek hai phir tum dono jaakar so jao,
To Anjali aur Rani dono sabko shubh ratri bolkar chali jaati hain,
Unke jaate hi Savita maa se bolti hai: kya bahan ji tum to bahu ke samne bhi shuru ho gayi,
Mausi- to kya hua Jeeji bahu bhi to sab janti hai, use nahi pata hoga ki uski saas kya patakha hai,
Ye sunkar to Savita ki hansi chhoot jaati hai, aur wo bhi thoda khulkar mazaak karne lagti hai, wahin upar teeno par ab nashe ka suroor chadhne laga tha,
Mahipal- sach kahun bhai sahab aap dono jaise insaan milna bahut mushkil hain sach mein,
Papa- aisa nahi hai bhai saahab aap bhi to humare hi jaise hain, hehehee.
Mausa- aur kya tabhi to hum sath baith kar pi rahe hain,
Mahipal- bhai sahab bas ek baat samajh nahi aa rahi,
Papa- kaunsi?
Mahipal- jab maine yahan program rakhne ko kaha to aap yahan ki mana kyon kar rahe the,
Papa- are wo to bas aise hi.
Mahipal- dekhiye bhai saahab ab to aapne humein dost kah diya Hai to sach batao koi to baat zaroor hai tab aapane bola tha ki khul ke aanand nahi le payenge batao koi kami rah gayi hai?
Mausa- are nahi Mahipal bhai, koi kami nahi hai, sari cheez ek dum lallan top hui hain,
Mahipal- phir baat kya thi Shailesh bhai,
Papa- are Shailesh baabu ab Mahipal bhai humare yaar hain inse apani kami kya chhupana,
Mahipal- kami kaisi kami?
Papa- wo kya hai na mahipal bhai ki peene ke baad na hum dono logo ke hi tower khade ho jate hain aur uske baad humara man karta hai bas ki, baaki aap samajhdar ho,
Mahipal Singh waise to baat samajh hi gaye the phir bhi Mausa ne baat aur saral kar di aur kaha: humara to tower khada bhi ho gaya yaar,
Mausa pajame ke upar se hi lund ko dabaate huye kahte hain to papa bhi apana dabaate hain,
Papa- saala peete hum hain aur chadhati inhe hain,
Is par teeno hansne lagte hain.
Mahipal: are bhai saahab tum dono bade mazedaar aadmi ho yaar,
Papa- zindagi mein aur kya rakha hai bhai saab maze lo aur maze do,
Mahipal- ye to sahi kaha bhai sahab tumne,
Mausa- ahhhhhhh ab to saala takleef dene laga humara loda,
Papa- isiliye to ghar ki bol rahe the bhai sahab itne mein to hum chadh jaate apani apani biwiyon par,
Kuch daaru ke nashe ki wajah se aur kuch baaton se mahipal bhi thoda uttezit ho rahe the,
Mahipal- to bhai saahab ye bhi to aapka ghar hi hai, patniyan bhi yahin hain,
Papa- are nahi yaar pahli baar tumhare ghar aaye hain aur ye sab acha nahi lagta,
Mausa- haan bhai sahab aur ghar mein bahu hai bitiya hai,
Mahipal- are wo log to apane kamre mein so chuke honge, ghar mein kai kamre khali pade hain,
Papa- are nahi bhai saahab aaj rahne dete hain,
Mahipal- are nahi bhai sahab aap humare yahan aaye aur bina maze ke chale jayein to mujhe acha nahi lagega,
Mausa- are to kya hua kabhi kabhi chalta hai,
Mahipal- Bhai sahab sach kahun to aapki baatein sunkar mera bhi Tower khada ho gaya hai aur ab aap logo se zyada man to mera hai,
Is par teeno hansne lagte hain,
Papa- are to ye baat hai, ab khul kar baat ki hai bhai saahab tumne,
Mausa- aur kya to pahle tum hi shuruwat karo bhai sahab hum bhi tumhe dekh kar lag jayenge,
Papa- haan ye to sahi kaha, Mahipal bhai tum aage aage hum peechhe peechhe,
Mahipal- are yaar aap logo ne to fansa diya, chaliye ab doston ki zidd to poori karni padegi,
Aur kabhi mahipal mein itni himmat nahi hoti par daaru ke nashe mein himmat bhi badh rahi thi aur uttejana bhi,
Papa- to phir chalein ya yahin bulaoge,
Mahipal- are nahi chalte hain neeche yahan khule mein koi dekh lega to gadbad ho jayegi,
Papa- theek hai chalte hain,
Teeno log khade hote hain aur bahakte kadamo se dheere dheere seediyon se neeche aate hain, ek manjil seediyan utarne ke baad mahipal ek kamre ke baahar se dekhte hain aur fusfusa kar kahte hain- lagta hai bahu aur beti so gayi hai, acha hai chalo neeche,
Papa- are ye to acha hua chalo chalte hain, kaam asaan ho gaya
Mahipal- haan chalo.
Teeno phir seediyon se neeche aate hain aur mahipal ke kamre se hi auraton ki baaton ki aur khilakhilane ki awaaz aa rahi thi, mahipal aage badhkar darwaza kholte hain aur teeno andar aa jate hai,
Mahipal- are aap logo ki baatein hi chal rahi hain,
Savita- haan kyun tumhara program ho gaya poora,
Mausa- haan Bhabhi ji ab to doosre program ki baari hai,
Mausa nashe mein kahte hain aur phir teeno hansne lagte hain,
Maa Savita ko dheere se kahti hai: kaha tha na doosra program kya hai,
Ye sunkar Savita sharma jaati hai,
Mahipal- are maine aaj inhe yahi rok lia hai yahin so jayenge.
Savita- to sona to hai hi main itni raat ko waise bhi kisi ko nahi jaane deti.
Mahipal- haan to kamre taiyar hain?
Savita- haan haan kamre to taiyar hain par main kya soch rahi hun ab aap log bhi aa gaye ho to baithkar thoda baat cheet karte hain acha lagega,
Ye sunkar to teeno mardon ke chehre ka rang thoda badal gaya, wahin Maa aur Mausi Savita ke is daanv se khush ho rahi thi, unhe mardon ko tarsane mein maza aa raha tha,
Mahipal- are tum bhi na kya raat ko baatein lekar baith gayi in logo ko bhi nind aa rahi hai subah kar lena baatein,
Mausi- nahi humein to nind nahi aa rahi, kyun jeeji tumhe aa rahi hai kya?
Maa- nahi mujhe bhi nahi aa rahi,
Papa- par,
Mausi- par war kuch nahi tum logo ne apana program to kar lia na ab hamari baat bhi manni padegi,
Mausa- theek hai bhai maanli tumhari baat,
Savita- to phir aa jao yahin baithate hain, double bed hai bahut jagah hai,
Ab mardon ko chah kar bhi baat manni padi aur phir teeno jode bana kar baith gaye, bistar ke sirhane maa aur papa ek chadar odhkar apani peeth bistar se tika kar baith gaye, to deewar ki tek laga kar Mausa aur Mausi baithe the ek chadar odhkar wahin Mahipal aur Savita bistar ke doosri kinare par ek chadar odhkar baith gaye,
Savita- jagah kam to nahi hai sab araam se baithe hain na,
Maa- haan Sab araam se hain kyun Anuj ke papa?
Papa- haan koi dikkat nahi hai bhabhi ji,
Savita- to ab sunao kuch apani baatein shuru ki,
Mausi- nahi jeeji tum sunao humne suna tumhara prem vivah hua hai to kaise mile kya hua sab batao,
Uske baad Savita ne apani aur pati ki prem kahani shuru ki mahipal bhi kuch kuch baatein apani taraf se batane lage, idhar papa aur mausa ko unka lund pareshan kar raha tha to unhone apane ghutno ko halka sa moda aur papa ne maa ka hath chadar ke andar lund par rakh diya, maa bhi samajh gayi kya karna hai aur unki baatein sunte huye papa ke lund ko muthiyane lagi,
Idhar Mausa papa se bhi ek kadam aage the wo chhupa kar mausi se apana lund to sahalwa hi rahe the balki khud bhi saaree ke upar se hi unki choot ko masal rahe the.
Savita aur Mahipal ko bhi halka halka anuman to ho raha tha ki chadaron ke neeche kuch to ho raha hai kyunki nashe mein papa aur mausa apane chehre ke bhaawon ko itne ache se nahi chhupa pa rahe the, idhar mausi maa aur Savita mein bhi aankhon hi aankhon mein ishara ho raha tha,
Teeno hi milkar mardon ko jaankar tadpa rahe the, waise bhi auraton ko isme ek alag hi maza aata hai, papa aur Mausa ke sath sath mahipal bhi uttejit the par abhi kuch nahi kar sakte the,
Maa aur Mausi ke hath papa aur Mausa ke lund par chal to rahe the par hath chalne se dono ki uttezna shant hone ki jagah badh aur rahi thi, wahin Savita aur Mahipal to bechare kuch nahi kar paa rahe the aur uttejit ho rahe the,
Kuch der tak Savita ne apani Prem kahani aur sunai aur tab tak to papa aur mausa ka bura haal ho gaya unka lund bilkul kadak ho kar maa aur mausi ke hath mein thumak raha tha aur ab to auraton ki choot bhi lund ki gandh paakar khujaane lagi thi,
Mahipal- chalo ab to apani prem kahani bhi suna di ab to inhe sone do,
Savita- theek hai chalte hain, bhai saab aur bahan ji aap log yahin so jao, Shalu aur Shailesh bhai sahab aao tumhe doosra kamra dikhati hun,
Mausi-haan chalo jeeji,
Uthne se pahle mausa ne apane lund ko neeche ki or daba diya, aur phir chadar se nikle, aur phir charon maa papa ko chhod kar kamre se nikal gaye, unke jaate hi papa maa par kood pade aur unke honthon ko choosne lage,
Doosri or Savita aur Mahipal ne Mausa Mausi ko ek kamre mein thahra diya aur phir khud ek kamre mein pahunch gaye, aut andar ghuste hi Mahipal ne apani biwi ko daboch lia,
Savita- are ahhhhhh kya ho gaya aaj tumhe?
Mahipal- kuch nahi bas tum par pyar aa raha hai bahut,
Savita- ohhhhhh tumhara pyar to mujhe chubh bhi raha hai peechhe se,
Mahipal- abhi to bina kapdon ke chubhega tumhe ye,
Savita- waise achanak se itne pyar ki wajah kya samjhun main daaru ya kuch aur?
Mahipal- kuch bhi samajh lo jaaneman bas ab ruka nahi ja raha,
Aur ye kah Mahipal Savita ko bistar ke sahare jhuka deta hai aur uski saaree ko peeche se kamar tak utha deta hai, aur apani biwi ke nange mote chutadon ko dekh unhe masalne lagta hai,
Savita- ahhhhhhh itna josh lagta hai program zyada ho gaya tumhara,
Idhar Mahipal kuch zyada hi josh mein hota hai aur Savita ki baat par dhyan nahi deta balki apane lund ko nikal kar peechhe se Savita ki choot par rakh kar dhakka lagata hai, jisse savita ki cheekh nikal jaati hai,
Savita- ahhhhhhh kya kar rahe ho aahhhh sookha hi ghusa diyaaahhh mujhe dard ho rahaaah haiiii,
Mahipal- are bas ek minute mein tumhaari bhi geeli ho jayegi phir mazaaaaahhhhhhhh aane lagega, ahhhhhhh
Mahipal uski baaton ka jawab dete huye kamar pakad kar dhakke lagane lagta hai, Savita har dhakke ke sath aahein bharne lagti hai, kyunki aaj Mahipal ke dhakke kuch zyada hi tagde lag rahe the, thodi der ki chudai ke baad Savita ki choot bhi nam ho jaati hai aur use bhi maza aane lagta hai apane pati ki akramak chudai mein, aur wo maze lekar chudwane lagti hai par isi beech Mahipal uski choot mein do chaar dhakke lagata hai phir gurrate huye apana ras uski choot mein bharne lagta hai,
Apana ras nikalne ke baad Mahipal aage hokar bistar par let jaata hai aur nashe mein sone lagta hai, par bechari savita beech mein ataki Rah jaati hai, jab use maza aana shuru hua tab tak to pati jhadne ke baad sone lage the, wo lambi saansein lekar khud ko shant karti hai, aur phir apane kapde theek karti hai, use apani janghon par pati ka ras bahta hua mahsoos hota hai to use dhone aur sath mein mootne ke liye kamre se baahar nikalti hai aur bathroom jaakar peshab karti hai aur phir apane aap ko saaf karke bapis apane kamre ki or badhati hai tabhi use kuch halki halki awaazein sunai deti hai jo siskiyon ki hoti hai wo sunkar samajh jaati hai ki kis cheez ki awaaz hai aur uske chehre par ek muskaan bhi aa jaati hai,
Use awaaz Mausa aur Mausi ke kamre se aati hui lagti hai, khair wo phir apane kamre ki or badhane lagati hai aur phir darwaze ke paas jaakar ruk jaati hai,
Har insan ki tarah uske man mein dwand chalne lagta hai, uska man hota hai ki wo ek baar paas jaakar sune aur dekhe kya ho raha hai, sath hi adhoori chudai ki khujli uski uttezna ko aur badha rahe the,
Wo dheere dheere apane kadam mausi mausa ke kamre ki or badhati h hai, aur siskiyon ki awaazein aur ache se sunai dene lagti hain, kuch hi palon mein wo kamre ke baahar hoti hai, darwaza band nahi hota kyunki roshni ki ek patli si lakeer gallery mein pad rahi Hoti hai jise dekh wo samajh jaati hai, ek man uska abhi bhi use bapis jaane ko kahta hai wahin doosra man aage badhne ko, wo aage hoti hai aur darwaze ki halki si daraar mein apani aankh tikakar andar dekhti hai aur andar ka nazara dekh uski aankhein chaudhi ho jaati hain, uske pairon tale zameen khisakne lagti hai use samajh nahi aata ki jo wo dekh rahi hai wo sab kya hai, samne Mausi bistar par jhukkar Papa aur Mausa dono ka lund ek sath apane muh mein ghusaye huye thi, aur ek sath choos rahi thi.
Teeno bilkul nange the, papa aur mausa ke lund mausi ke thook se sane huye the,
Savita ye dekhti hai aur turant peechhe ho jaati hai, use yakeen nahi ho raha tha jo wo dekh rahi thi us par, uski choot aur geeli hone lagti hai, use yakeen nahi ho raha tha ki Shalu apane pati aur Jeeja ke sath ek sath ye sab kar rahi hai?
Shailesh bhi apani patni ko apane saadu ke sath kaise apane samne ye sab karne de rahe hain,
Savita ke man mein ek saath bahut se prashn uthne lagte hain, aur prashnon ke sath sath uski uttezna bhi badhane lagti hai,
Wo bapis apana chehra darwaze ke beech laati hai aur andar dekhne lagti hai, wo dekhti hai ki uske samne hi mausi dono ke lund ko apane muh se nikaalti hai aur phir bistar par ghodi ban jaati hai jiske baad Papa Mausi ke peechhe aakar apana lund peechhe se unki choot mein ghusa dete hain wahin mausa samne se aakar apani biwi ka muh chodne lagate hain.
Savita ko to samajh nahi aa raha tha wo kya kare, wo ye sab jo dekh rahi thi ye kaise ho sakta tha, wahin uska badan apane aap hi jo wo dekh rahi thi us par pratikriya de raha tha, uska haath apane aap saaree ke upar se hi uski choot ko sahlane laga tha wahin doosra hath uski chhatiyon ko halka halka masal raha tha,
Andar jitni tagdi chudai chal rahi thi uske badan mein utni hi garmi badhati ja rahi thi, saree ke upar se hi wo apani choot masalte huye shaant karne ki koshish kar rahi thi, isi beech use apane kandhe par kisi ke chhoone ka ehsas hua dar ke wo chaunkane hi wali thi ki uske muh par ek haath kas gaya aur uski awaaz band ho gayi usne chehra ghuma kar dekha to aur chaunk gayi kyunki samne maa thi,
Maa uski haalat samajh gayi unhone bhi ek baar kamre mein jhank kar dekha aur phir use uska hath pakadkar apane kamre ki or le gayi, aur wahan le jakar bistar par baitha diya,
Savita ke chehre par hairani ke bhaaw saaf nazar aa rahe the,
Savita- wo sab Shalu aur dono,
Maa- shant ho jao, janti hun tumhare man mein bahut se prashn honge, aur hum us bare mein baat bhi karenge par pahle tum apane aap ko shant karo,
Savita thodi der tak sochti rahti hai maa uske chehre ko dhyan se dekh kar uske bagal mein baith kar uske bhaawon ko padh rahi thi,
Savita- to kya tumhe ye sab pata hai?
Maa- haan mujhe pata hai,
Savita ye sunkar thoda sochati hai,
Savita- par wo tumhare pati hain aur wo tumhari sagi bahan ye galat hai na,
Maa- dekho sabke liye galat sahi ki paribhasha alag hoti hai, ho sakta hai jo tumhare liye galat ho wo mere liye na ho,
Savita- matlab tumhe ye galat nahi lagta,
Maa- dekho samaaj ke hisab se dekha jaaye to bilkul galat hai, par tum khud socho kya hum log sab kuch samaaj ke hisab se karte hain, aur kya humari khushi ke liye samaj kuch karta hai? Tumhare sath bhi kuch aisa hua hoga jisme tumhari Khushi kuch aur hogi aur samaaj ki kuch aur.
Savita haa mein sir hilaati hai aur kahti hai- haan jab maine prem vivah ka faisla kia tha to saara samaaj mere khilaaf tha,
Maa- par phir bhi tumne kia, kyunki usme tunhari khushi thi hai na?
Savita- haan,
Maa- isi tarah mera bhi manna hai apani aur apane parivar ki khushi zyada mayne rakhti hai samaaj ka kya hai, aur jo tumne dekha usme tumhe sab kitne khush nazar aa rahe the, aur mere liye sahi ya galat hone se zyada apane logo ki khushi zaroori lagti hai,
Savita maa ki baat ko dhyan se samajhte huye bolti hai- haan ye to hai par wo log khush hain to kya tum bhi khush ho, jalan nahi hoti apane pati ko kisi aur ke sath dekh kar..?
Maa muskurate huye jawab deti hain: nahi bilkul bhi nahi,
Savita ki aankhein chaudhi ho jaati hain aur use khud ba khud kuch samajh aata hai aur kahti hai- matlab tum bhi unke sath milkar karti ho aur abhi bhi usi kamre mein ja rahi thi,
Maa- haan ab sahi pakdi ho,
Savita ye sun phir se kuch sochne lagti hai aur phir vichar kar kahti hai- kuch ajeeb nahi lagta apani bahan ke samne hi uske pati ke sath aur apane pati ke samne apane bahan ke pati ke sath karna, is wajah se aapas mein koi ladai jhagda nahi hota,
Maa- ladai jhagda wahan hota hai jahan vishwas na ho, hum log ek doosre se kuch chhupaate hi nahi hai, doosra mujhe to lagta hai ki is kaaran se hum log aur khul kar kareeb aur aaye hain, ek doosre se khul kar apani baatein kar paate hain.
Savita maa ki ek ek baat ko ache se vichaar kar rahi thi,
Maa- aaj ke zamane mein jahan bhai bhai ka dushman hai, bahan bahan ki nahi banti, wahin mera parivar dekh lo, to mere liye to ye galat cheez hi bahut achi hai.
Savita- haan tumhara parivar to sach mein bahut acha hai sabmein bahut prem hai, ek cheez poochun?
Maa- haan poocho na,
Savita- is sab ki shuruaat kaise hui,
Maa- ye to lambi kahani hai,
Savita ye sunkar muskurate huye kahti hai- mujhe nind nahi aa rahi,
Phir maa use apani taraf se bana kar ek jhoothi kahani suna deti hai thoda masala laga kar ki kaise wo chaaro log ek sath chudai karne lage aur sirf wo hi nahi Rajan chacha aur Mamta chachi bhi, maa ki kahani poori hone tak Savita itni uttezit ho gayi thi ki bistar par bilbila rahi thi,
Maa- lagta hai tumhe garmi kuch zyada hi lag rahi hai,
Savita- ahhmm itni garam to main kabhi nahi hui samajh nahiii aa raha kya karun,
Maa- mujhe pata hai kya karna hai...
Maa ye kahke muskurati hai,
Jaari Rahegi...
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