Aur phir unka ghar aa gaya to Tai seedha utar kar amdar chali gayi par gadi ki awaaz se Jaggu bahar aa gaya tha to thodi der usse baatein karne laga thoda ajeeb to lag raha tha ki abhi iski maa chodi hai aur abhi isse baat par khud ko samjhaya aur phir apane ghar ki or nikal aaya...
UPDATE 119
Tai ke ghar se aakar main ghar pahuncha to dekha ki sab khane ke liye baithe the mera hi intezar kar rahe the, maine bhi jaldi se hath pair dhoye aur kapde badal kar sabke sath baith gaya khane ke liye...
Khate huye sabne dher sari baatein ki khaskar parson humein kalak gaon ke liye nikalna tha us bare mein...
Khane ke thodi der baad tak baatein chalti rahi.. aur phir sab dheere dheere apane apane bistar ki or chalne lage.
Siway maa ke jo ki doodh garam karne ke liye rasoi mein gayi...
Maine bhi khana khaya aur bartan rakhne ke bahane Rasoi Mein gaya aur mauka dekhkar maa ko peeche se pakad liya...
Maa- Karma beta chhod koi dekh lega to fans jayenge..
Me- maa bahut man kar raha hai tumse pyar karne ka...
Main maa ke gadraye maasal pet ko masalte huye bola...
Maa- beta nahi abhi nahi ye samay sahi nahi hai...
Maine maa ko phir bhi nahi chhoda aur unki badi badi chuchhiyon ko blouse ke upar se masalne laga...
Maa na na karte huye mere haathon mein kasmasane lagi..
Maine maa ke honthon ka ras peene ke liye unhe ghumaya to maa chalaki dikhate huye mujhe dhakka dekar nikal gayi...
Aur rasoi ke bahar jakar mujhe chidhate hue bhag gayi...
Maa bhi na kabhi kabhi bilkul bachhi ban jati hai... Unhe is tarah dekh kar bahut khushi hoti hai...
Khair wahan se nikal kar main bhi chal diya bistar ki taraf yani Mausi ke kamre ki taraf...
Jahan jakar dekha mausi aur Anuj pahle se hi lete huye the..
Mere pahuchte hi Mausi beech mein sarak gayi aur mere liye jagah banai...
Khair teeno log araam se bistar par let gaye
Mausi kal ke mukabale aaj jyada khush lag rahi thi... Maine bhii apana hath unke pet par rakh kar unki taraf karwat kar ke let gaya aur phir bina mausi se pooche hi unke blouse ke hook kholne laga jis par Mausi ne ek baar mujhe aur ek baar mere hath ko dekha.. aur phir upar ki taraf dekhne lagi blouse khol ke maine unki ek chuchhii ko bahar nikal lia aur phir turant apne muh mein bhar ke choosne laga..
Mausi ka hath khud ba khud mere sir ke peeche aa gaya aur sahlane laga..
Mujhe dekh kar Anuj ne bhi doosri choochi ki apane muh mein bhar lia aur choosne laga...
Ab jo hum kar rahe the samaaj ke liye acha tha ya bura bas itna tha ki humein aur Mausi ko acha lag raha tha.... Ab unke man mein kaisi bhawna thi ye to wo hi janti thi...
Par dono chuchhiyan sath mein choosi jayein to kaun si aurat garam nahi hogi...
Par abhi Mausi jis daur aur pareshani se gujar rahi thi main unhe bilkul bhi aur pareshaan nahi karna chahta isliye khud ko kabu mein rakhte huye maine sirf apane aap ko mausi ki ek chuchhii ko choosne tak sayam rakha... Aur na jane kab unki chuchhi ki dor ko apane muh se thame huye sapno ke aasmaan mein gote khane laga...
(As 3rd Person)
Jahan humara dost apani Mausi ki chuchhi ko chooste huye sapno mein khoya hua tha wohin Ek jagah kuch lag jaag rahe the aur kuch awaazein bhi aa rahi thi..
Ahhhh Bhabhi kya garam choot hai tumhari lagta hai mera lund poora nichod legi...
Areee daiyya babuuuuu aahh maar hi daalaaaa main to gayiiiiii....
Meraaaahhhh bhi nikalne walaa hai bhabhiiiiiiiiii...
Baabu bhardoooo humariii pyaasi chhooot koo...
Aur phir kuch gurrane aur gahri saans lene ki awaaz aati hai... Aur phir mahaul thoda shant ho jata hai..
Ye awaazein aur kahin se nahi balki Karma ke papa aur maa ke kamre se aa rahi thi.. dekhte hain ye log kya kar rahe the aur kya baatein karte hain.
Maa- sach mein tumne Manju jeeji ke sath ye sab kia wo bhi chalti motorcycle par... Mujhe to yakeen nahi ho raha..
Papa- yakeen karo meri rani jabki mujhe yakeen nahi ho raha ki mere ye sab batane ke baad bhi tum gussa nahi ho mujhse...
Maa- gussa kyun houngi maine us din jo baatein kahin thi wo bilkul sach hain... Main chahti hun ki ek pati patni se zyada hum log dost ki tarah khul jayein...aur ek doosre se kuch na chhupayein..
Papa- mujhe bhi yaad hai tabhi to aaj maine tumhe batane ki himmat ki aur usi ke liye ek shuruaat ki.. par mujhse zyada tumne pahle shuruaat kardi..aA
Maa- maine kaise..
Papa- sach batane se zyada mushkil hota hai sach sun kar bardasht karna..wo tumne kitne ache se kia.
Maa- agar sach sun nahi paungi to bataoge kaise.. waise jab tumhe lage mujhe sab kuch bata sakte ho to bata dena mujhe intezar rahega shuruaat to ho chuki hai..
Papa- zaroor meri rani aur tumse bhi mujhe yahi ummeed hai ki hum ek doosre ko samjhein ek doosre ki ichhhaon ya baatein jankar us bare mein rai na banayein...
Maa- chinta mat karo aisa hi hoga, aur chahe jo bhi ho meri nazaron mein na tumhari izzat kam hogi aur na hi tumhare liye mera pyar..
Maa ki baat sunkar papa kuch zyada na bol sake bas aage hokar unke honthon ko choom lia aur phir ye dono log bhi so gaye....
(As Karma)
Subah thoda der se utha... Mere uthne tak sab log uth chuke the maim bistar par akela tha... Bahar jakar dekha to sab log chai pi rahe the angan mein baith kar main bhi jaldi se brush wagera karke aaya aur sabke sath chai lekar baith gaya...
Aaj kaafi sare kaam the kal nikalna tha to kafi sari taiyariyan karni thi samaan lana tha... Papa ke khane ki samasya to Rajan chacha ne aakar cheen li aur unhe apane ghar khane ko kah dia jab tak hum log na aa jayein.. baki papa to the hi...
Main bhi aaj jo bhi aisa kaam the jisme ek se zyada log lagme the wo niptane ki soch raha tha taki papa par baad mein zyada dabav na rahe...
To subah ka nashta karke maine Anuj ko sath lia aur.. sare kaam karne laga jaise agale kai dinon ke liye bhainson ka chara kaat dia... Pani ke liye rasta bana diya...
Bagh Mein hi mausi dopahar mein khaana le aai jise sath baithkar khaya ..
Khair isi tarah ke kaam karte huye poora din nikal gaya wohin auraton ka poora din taiyari mein gaya... Manju tai, maa aur mausi milkar na jane kya kya karti rahi...
Khair main aur anuj jab kaan nipta ke ghar pahunche to andhera ho chuka tha...
Kafi thak gaye the ghar aaye to badi achhi khushbu aa rahi thi...
Jise soonghte hi pata chal gaya ki aaj maa ne kheer banai hai..
Jise sab ne bade chaw se khaya poora din kaam karke bhookh bhi lagi thi...
Khana nipta kar sab log wohin aangan mein baith kar baatein karne lage... Ki kal subah jitna jaldi ho sake nikalna hoga...
Papa- ghar bahut suna suna ho jayega kuch dino ke liye...soch raha hun safeda aur bhains ko yahin le aaun..
Maa- haan ji ye sahi rahega.. ye bachhe na sahi wo bhi to humare hi bachhe hain... Thodi chahal pahal tab bhi rahegi...
Papa- kal hi le aaunga.. to phir chalein phir sone..
Mausi- main kya Kah rahi hun ke kal jana hi hai to sab sath hi sote aaj raat...
Anuj- haan maza aayega...
Maa- sath mein kahan.?
Mausi-ye to nahi socha..
Me-sochna kya hai yahi. Angan mein neeche dari bichha kar bistar laga lete hain... Sab sath mein so jayenge...
Mausi- kya kahte ho sab?
Papa- kahna kya hai jaisa sab ka man waise soyenge.. Anuj ja andar se dari utha la..
Anuj bhag kar gaya dari utha laaya jise humne milkar bichhaya phir maine aur anuj ne sabke bistar mila milakar bichhaye..... Sabke kya dohi bistar bichhaye ek par main mausi anuj aur doosre par maa papa...
Anuj bistar ek chhor par let gaya uske bagal mein mausi aur phir main iske thodi der baad maa mere bagal mein aur unke bagal mein aur doosre chhor par papa...
Let kar bhi hum baatein hi kar rahe the mera man to aaj bhi Mausi ki chuchhi ko choosne ka man kar raha tha...par aise mein na jane mausi aur baki sab ke hote huyee bada risk lag raha tha... isliye main khud ko rok lia..
Tabhi achanak se Anuj jhallata hua utha aur apani tshirt utar kar upar se nanga ho gaya aur bola- garmi lag rahi hai...
Papa-haan garmi to hai aur ye kahkar unhone bhi apana kurta utar diya...
Maa- tum logo ko suvidha hai garmi lage to kapde utar lo..
Papa- to tumhe kisne roka hai...
Maa- hatto ji bachho ke samne kaisi baatein karte ho...
Me-to isme galat kya hai maa , zyada nahi to saree hk utar do..
Mausi- yahan aise kaise..
Me- sab ghar ke hi to hain Mausi.. kya dikkat hai...
Maa- haan ri shalu saree mein kya ja raha hai main to nikal rahi hun..
Ye kahte huye maa ne apani saree utar di aur blouse aur Peticoat mein aa gayi... Anuj ki nazar to jaise unhi par tiki rahi jab tak maa bapis let na gayi...
Mausi-theek kah rahi ho jeeji.... Hum bhi utar rahe hain...
Aur ye kahte hue mausi ne bhi apani saree utar di aur mere bagal mein let gayi... Ab mere bagal mein do auratein sirf blouse aur petikot mein leti thi... Jinme ek meri maa thi aur ek mausi...
To kya gul khilayega inka sath sona...
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