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Bahut shandar updateShaalu- ahhhhhh ohhhhhhhhh jeeja aahhh aiseeee khule mein bada mazaa aa ahhhh raha haii.
Rajan- khule mein chudaaiiiaahhj kaaHhh mazaaaaahhhhhhhh hi alag haiiii raani uhmmm.
Rajan shalu ke honthon ko choomte huye bole sath hi unka lund shaalu ki garam choot mein lagataar andar bahar ho raha tha, shaalu ki moti chuchhiyaan har jhatke par jhool rahi thi.
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Palli Gunjan ko lekar jaldi hi Jaggu ke ghar pahunchi aur darwaza khatkhataya to Jaggu ne khola,
Palli- lo bhaiya tumhare liye parcel aaya hai,
Jaggu- chal andar aa parcel wali mem.
Jaggu ne use aur Gunjan ko hanste huye andar kiya aur darwaza band kar diya.
Gunjan- jeeja kahan hai Jaggu, wo hi tadap rahe the milne ko apani salhaj se,
Jaggu- kamre mein hain maami jao mil lo,
Gunjan- kyun tum nahi miloge maami se Jaggu?
Jaggu- milenge maami par aaj ki raat papa ke sath koi aur bhi milne ko taiyar baitha hai tumse.
Gunjan- are aisa kaun hai?
Palli- haan bhaiya kaun hai?
Jaggu- tu mere sath chal tujhe sab bata dunga,
Palli- chalo kahan meri abhi 5 din no entry hai,
Palli ne apani choot ki or ishara karke kaha,
Jaggu- are pata hai baba, tabhi bol raha hun sarju ke yahan chalte hain tera jitna man ho utna kario nahi to so jaiyo.
Palli- haan ye theek rahega,
Jaggu- maami darwaza laga lo hum jaate hain.
Gunjan- are tum dono sahi ho mujhe chhod kar ja rahe hain.
Palli- acha hai na chhod kar jaa rahe hain tabhi to tauji chod payenge,
Gunjan- dhatt badmash kaise bolti hai.
Jaggu aur Palli ke jaane ke baad Gunjan ne darwaza band kia,aur andar kamre ki or chali to use thodi hichkichahat ho rahi thi kyunki ab tak Rajpal se uski koi aisi baat cheet nahi hui thi aaj se pahle aur phir aaj ye sab use samajh nahi aa raha tha kaise kya hoga kaise samne jaaye, aur unke sath bhi koi hai.
Phir usne khud ko samjhaya ki tu bhi kya faltu ki baat sochti hai Gunjan apane bhanje se bete se yahan tak ki sasur se chud chuki hai aur ab sharma rahi hai, ye soch kar Gunjan ne kuch socha aur uske chehre par muskaan aa gayi,
Kamre ke andar Rajpal ke sath aur koi nahi Balki Rajjo chachi ke pati Deen Dayal the, dono ne yojna banai thi ki aaj milkar salhaj ke maze lootenge,
Deenu- are darwaza to baja tha par koi aaya nahi bhaiya.
Deenu ne besabri se kaha.
Rajpal- are aa jayegi tu bhi na bahut besabra hai.
Deenu- are bhaiya, Gunjan cheez hi aisi hai sabar nahi hota,
Itne mein hi darwaza khula aur dono ki nazar samne gayi,
Rajpal- lo aaga..
Rajpal itna bolte bolte ruk gaye kyunki samne ka nazara dekh dono Ki aankhein jam gayi kyunki samne ka nazara hi kuch aisa tha, samme Gunjan poori nangi hokar khadi thi aur unki or kamukta se dekhte huye apani choot masal rahi thi.
Gunjan- kya baatein kar rahe ho jeeja,
Gunjan bholepan se apani choot khujate huye boli,
Rajpal aur Deenu ki to aankhein hi fati ki fati rah gayi thi Gunjan ka gadraya badan nanga dekh kar uski badi badi chuchiyan, gadraya maansal sapaat pet aur phir ras bahaati choot, moti jaanghein, Gunjan aurat nahi kaam ki moorat lag rahi thi,
Kuch pal lage dono ko hi sambhalne mein phir Rajpal bole - are Salhaj tumhara hi intezar ho raha tha aao aao.
Gunjan ye sun muskura kar andar aayi wahin Deenu se to ruka nahi gaya aur uthkar Gunjan ko baahon mein bhar liya aur uske honthon ko choosne lage, Gunjan bhi turant poora sath dene lagi,
Rajpal- are ruk ja saari malai tu akele hi khayega kya,
Jis par hanste huye Deenu ne Gunjan ke honthon ko chhoda aur bole- are bhaiya bahut malai hai hum dono ke liye, salhaj ka poora badan hi malaidaar hai,
Gunjan- jeeja tumne apane khane ka hi socha hai ya mujhe bhi kuch khilaoge,
Gunjan ne dono ki dhoti ke upar se unke laudon ko sahlate huye poochha,
Rajpal- are Gunjan tumhare liye kele hain mote mote khaogi na?
Gunjan- zaroor khaungi par pahle dikhao to kaise hain.
Gunjan ki baat sunkar dono ne apani apani dhoti utar di aur apane khade lund Gunjan ke aage kar diye jinhe sahlate huye Gunjan neeche baith gayi aur dono ke lund ko hath mein lete huye badi kamukta se ek ek karke muh mein bharke choosne lagi
Rajpal aur Deenu dono ke muh se hi ahhhhhhh uhmmmm ahhhhhh ki aahein nikalne lagi jisse pata chal raha tha ki dono ko kitna maza aa raha hai.
Deenu- ahhhhhh ohhhhhhhhh Gunjan ahhhhhhh kya salhaj ahhhhhh kya garam muh hai,
Rajpal- ahhhhhh sach mein salhaj to poori rabadi hai,
Deenu- phir kya aaj poori raat rabadi khayenge swad le kekar.
Rajpal- gunjan ek minute apana ye garam muh to chodne do,
Gunjan Rajpal ke kahe anusar muh kholkar ruk gayi to Rajpal uske muh mein lund ghusa kar gale tak dhakke lagane lage. Aisa hi phir Deenu ne kia, Gunjan ke gale se gukkk gukkkk ki awaazein dono ko aur uttejit kar rahi thi, Rajpal aur Deenu dono hi Gunjan ke kaamuk chehre ki or dekh rahe the Gunjan bhi apana muh chudwate huye dono ki or dekhte huye soch rahi thi ki aaj ye dono poori raat ache se mere badan ka swad lene wale hain.
Aur hua bhi kuch aisa hi, raat bhar hi dono chhed aur aasan badal badal kar Gunjan ko chodte rahe.
Kabbj Gunjan ki choot mein Rajpal ka lund hota to muh mein Deenu ka,
To kabhi gand mein Rajpal ka aur choot mein Deenu ka aur dono milkar uski dohri chudai karte aur Gunjan ahein bharti rahti
To kabhi gand mein deenu ka lund hota aur choot mein Rajpal ka, bas ek cheez thi ki Gunjan ke badan mein do lund lagataar andar bahar ho rahe the
Kabhi Deenu ne apana ras Gunjan ki gand mein bhara to Rajpal ne uske muh mein
Isi tarah chudai karte huye teeno ki poori raat guzari, teeno hi aapas mein ache se parichit ho gaye the sath hi Deenu aur Rajpal ke lund bhi Gunjan ke chhedon se, isi tarah chudai karte karte teeno so gaye.
Jaggu aur Palli jab Rajjo ke yahan pahunche to Laado ne darwaza khola aur darwaza kholte hi jaise hi Jaggu andar aaya wo turant neeche baith kar Jaggu ka lund nikal kar choosne lagi. Palli uski utsukta dekh hansne lagi aur usne darwaza band kia,
Palli- kyun laado zyada hi bhookhi hai tu,
Palli ne andar ki or badhate huye
Laado ne uska koi jawab nahi diya balki lund choosne mein lagi rahi Jaggu bhi uske sir par hath laga kar uska muh chodne laga,
Palli ne kamre ke andar jaakar dekha to khush ho gayi andar ka program dekh kar,
Andar ek bistar par maa beton ka pyar dikhai de raha tha jahan par Sarju aur Birju dono milkar apani maa yani Rajjo ki dohri chudai kar rahe the. Sarju ka lund apani maa ki choot mein tha to Birju apani maa ki gand maar raha tha,
Rajjo bhi aahein bharti hui apane dono beton ko uksa rahi thi aur dono bhi uttezit hote huye apani maa ko lay banakar chod rahe the,
Doosri or Palli ne dekha ki Karma ke nana yani Balraj Singh jawan Neetu ka badan paakar bade khush the aur abhi uski taangon ke beech baithkar uski kasi hui gand mein lund piro rahe the,
Neetu bhi pahli baar itne umar daraj aadmi se chud rahi thi aur unki chodne ki chhamta dekh hairan bhi ho rahi thi, sath hi uttezit hote huye Nana se gand marwate huye apani choot ko ragad rahi thi,
Neetu- ahhhhhh nana bahut mazaaaaahhhhhhhh aa raha hai.
Nana- ahhhhhhh bitiyaaahhhh hum to teri gand maarkar dhanya ho gaye ahhhhhh kitni kasi hui aur garam gaand hai teri,
Itne mein hi Palli aage badhati hai aur Neetu ke upar jhuk kar uski chuchi ko muh mein bhar letiiii hai,
Neetu- ahhhhhh Palli meri gudiya ahhhhhhh.
Neetu ye kahkar Palli ka chehra apani Chuchiyonn se hatakar apane chehre ke paas laati hai aur uske honthon ko choosne lagti hai, Pallavi bhi uska poora sath dene lagti hai, Nana hath aage badha kar Neetu ki Chuchiyonn ko masalate huye uski gaand marne lagte hain, itne mein hi peechhe se Laado ki aahon ki awaaz aati hai to Nana aur baki sab gardan ghuma ke dekhte hain to paate hain Jaggu Laado ko apane lund par taange huye uchhalta hua andar le aaya hai, Laado uska lund choot mein lekar apani baahein uske gale mein daal kar uchhal rahi hai.
Palli- lo isne bina chude Jaggu bhaiya ko andar tak nahi aane diya,
Laado- ahhhhhh kutiya tu nahi samjhegi itni khujli ho rahi thi choot mein ahhhh
Palli- jantu hi teri choot mein kitni aag lagi rahti hai,
Palli ne uth kar uske paas jaate huye kaha itne mein Jaggu bhi bistar par baith gaya aur Laado uske upar koodne lagi aur Palli bhi dono ke paas aai aur dono ki taango ke beech baith gayi aur apana muh aage kar Laado ki gaand chatne lagi,
Laado dohre maze se sisakne lagi, isi tarah chudai ka khel kaafi der tak chala Nana ne Rajjo aur uski dono betiyon ke har chhed ka swad chakha to Sarju Birju ne bhi apani maa aur bahanon ko badal badal kar choda, Palli chud to nahi sakti thi par usne lund choos kar aur choot aur gand chatkar sabka poora sath diya aur phir sab ek sath thak kar so gaye.
VINEET KE YAHAN
(Karma Ki Zubani)
Maa aur bua ko raat mein der tak chodne ke baad main thoda der se hi utha ya kaho ki Poorvi didi ne uthaya,
Poorvi- are uthja Karma aur kitna soyega, chal bahut kaam pada hai phir nikalna bhi hai,
Me- haan didi uth raha hun, idhar aao,
Main aankh malte utha aur phir unhe apani baahon mein kheench lia aur unke honthon ko choosne ke liye muh aage badhaya to unhone mera muh hath se peechhe ki or dhakel diya aur boli- chhhee baasi muh se main nahi karne wali kuch ja pahle kulla kar jaa ke naha dho kar taiyar ho. Anuj se seekh kuch subah hi uthkar taiyar hokar nikal bhi gaya,
Me- kahan ke liye nikal gaya?
Poorvi- Kaamganj gaya hai tere jeeja kahin kaam mein Fans gaye hain bahar hi to seedha Saralpur hi aayenge wo to meri nanad ko lene gaya hai wo humare sath chal legi.
Me- chalo kuch kaam to kar raha hai,
Poorvi- are bahut kaam karta hai mera Anuj burai mat kar uski, aur ja ab taiyar ho ja.
Main hanste huye utha aur bathroom main ghus gaya, aur shauch aadi nipta kar naha dho kar baahar nikla, ghar mein kaafi chahal pahal thi, koi kuch dhoondh raha tha to koi kuch kar raha tha, ek jagah auraton ki bahas chal rahi thi.
Shashi- are Bhabhi ye sahi nahi hai,
Maa- sahi nahi kaa, ab wahan sab auraton ki kya zaroorat hai, pakki karne mein. Tum bachhon ko lekar chali jao.
Savitri- aur ka, main bhi yahi kah rahi hun, saari auraton ka wahan kya kaam, upar se ghar bhi nahi chhod sakte,
Phoopajj- are tum log bhi na har baat par bahas karne lagte ho,
Me- are Kiran chai to pilaade ye bahas lambi chalne wali hai,
Kiran mere liye chai lene chali gayi.
Papa- kis baat ki bahas ho rahi hai,
Papa bhi paas mein aate huye bole,
To Bua ne unhe poori baat batai,
Papa- ye bhai tum auratein hi jaano hum nahi padenge iske beech,
Poorvi- are tai sabse badi hain tai hi faisla karengi,
Savitri- hum to bol rahe hain hum ruk jaate hain, sabhya bahu bhi bol rahi hai to wo aur hum ghar mein rahte hain.
Shashi- theek hai, Mamta Bhabhi tum to chalogi,
Mamta- haan bilkul chalungi main in dono ki tarah budhiya thode hi hui hun,
Is par sab hansne lage wahin maa ne Mamta chachi ko gaali di- kutiya kahin ki.
Phoophaji- chalo kaun kaun jayega ye to tay ho gaya ab taiyariyan karlo,
Shashi- are suno taiyari se yaad aaya ek do saaree aur leni thi,
Phoophaji- are yaar jab samaan lene gaye the to bola tha maine ek sath le lo tab kyun nahi li,
Shashi- tab dhyan nahi raha,
Mausa- are raste mein koi kasba wagera padega to wahan se le lenge kya pareshani hai,
Bade Phoophaji- haan bhai baaki sab taiyariyan karo,aur poorvi Anuj se phone karke poochh kahan pahuncha wo.
(Lekhak ki Zubani)
Poorvi- ji tauji poochhati hun abhi,
Poorvi Anuj ko phone lagaati hai,idhar Anuj motorcycle rok kar phone uthata hai
Anuj- haan didi?
Poorvi- kahan pahuncha tu?
Anuj- Kaamganj hi pahunch gaya hun didi bas bataye huye pate par jaa raha hun.
Poorvi- theek hai jab nikle to phone kar diyo.
Anuj- theek hai.
Anuj jaldi hi poochhta pachhta hua Poorvi ki sasural ke samne pahunch jaata hai, motorcycle ko ek or khadi karta hai
Anuj darwaza khatatata hai to kuch hi pal baad Preeti darwaza kholti hai, Anuj uske sundar chehre ko dekh kar pal bhar ke liye kho sa jata hai, waise to Poorvi ki shadi mein dono mile the par tab dono hi bachhe the aur ab tak ek doosre ki shakal bhi bhool chuke the,
Preeti samne khade anjan ladke ko dekhti hai aur use khud ko ghoorta hua paakar thoda akad ke bolti hai- ae kaun ho tum kya chahiye?
Anuj- wo ji aap chahiye.
Preeti- kyaa?
Preeti gussa hote huye kahti hai to Anuj ko samajh aata hai usne kya bol diya to wo baat ko sambhalte hue bolta hai- ji wo main Anuj hun, poorvi didi ne bheja hai apko laane ke liye.
Uski baat sunkar Preeti ko samajh aata hai to uska gussa turant utar jata hai- acha tum Anuj ho, sorry maine galat samajh liya aao andar aao,
Preeti darwaza band kar Anuj ko andar hall laati hai aur sofe par baithati hai.
Itne mein andar se Renu apane baalo ko baandhati hui aati hai- are kaun hai beta?
Preeti- wo bhabhi ke yahan se mujhe lene Anuj,
Anuj bhi turant uth kar Renu ke paon chhota hai,
Renu bhi uske sir par hath phirate huye baithne ko kahti hai- are baitho beta khush raho, lagta hai jaldi nikal gaye subah.
Anuj- haan bua, wo phir Jana bhi hai na isliye,
Renu- sahi kia beta thande thande mein aa gaye, Preeti tu ja tab tak taiyar ho ja main chai wagera bana deti hun.
Preeti- theek hai mummy, lo paani pi lo,
Preeti Anuj ko paani ka glass pakda kar chali jaati hai anuj bhi use jaate huye ek baar palat kar dekhta hai aur phir Renu ki or dekh kar kahta hai,
Anuj- buaji bhai pikar hi aaya tha. Rahne deejiye.
Renu- are aise kaise rahne dun, itne saalon baad to tu aaya hai upar se chai nashta bhi nahi karega to main gussa ho jaungi.
Anuj- nahi nshi bua gussa mat ho phir main chai pi lunga,
Anuj ne hanste huye kaha to wo bhi hansne lagi, aur Rasoi ki or badh gayi,
Renu- mummy papa kaise hain beta?
Anuj- sab ache hain bua ji.
Renu- are bahut samay ho gaya sabko dekhe, byah mein hi dekha tha,
Renu ne rasoi se hi baat kartte huye poochha,
Anuj- to abhi chalo na buaji sabse mil bhi lena,
Anuj bhi sofe se utha aur rasoi ke samne hi kursi lekar baith gaya,
Renu- are ye sahi kia tune yahan baith gaya, aur chalne ki kya bataun beta, main chalne wali thi par akhiri mauke par tere phoophaji ke jeeja ki tabiyat bigad gayi to unhe wahan jana pada, tere jeeja waise hi baahar hain to akele ghar bhi nahi chhod sakte,
Anuj- haan ye to hai, aise haari bimaari mein to jaana zaroori ho jata hai,
Renu- are tujhse ek bada bhi hai na kya naam hai Karma,
Anuj- haan bua karma hi naam hai bhaiya ka,
Renu- wo to vineet ki umar ka hi hai ab uska byah bhi karwana padega,
Anuj- haan bua pahle Vineet bhaiya ka ho jaye phir unka bbi kara dena,
Renu- batao kitni jaldi samay beetata hai, Poorvi ke byah mein ye Karma Vineet kitne chhote chhote lagte the, aur tu bhi zara sa tha,
Anuj baat karte huye Renu ke badan ko hi nihar raha tha aur jitna use nazar aa raha tha utna hi pasand aa raha tha, Renu ki baat sunke anuj man hi man bola- are bua mujhe bhi kahan pata tha tum bhi itna sahi gadraya maal hogi, Anuj uske badan ko niharte huye sochne laga,
Anuj- haan buaji samay to jaldi jaldi hi nikalta hai, itne mein hi Preeti hath mein phone lekar aati hai aur kahti hai- mummy papa nikal gaye hain dopahar tak pahunch jayenge to bol rahe the tum bhi jana chaho to ja sakti ho.
Renu- main aise achanak?
Anuj- are bua chalo na, aur achanak kya hai jao taiyar ho jao.
Renu- are beta par aise achanak kaise taiyari karun?
Renu hanste hue kahti hai,
Anuj- are chalo nahi to main bua se baat karwAta hun unse bol dunga ki aap aa sakti ho phir bhi nahi aa rahi,
Renu ek baar Preeti ki or dekhti hai
Preeti- chal lo na, waise bhi jaane to wali hi thi na,
Renu- acha theek hai chalti hun, tu taiyar ho gayi?
Preeti- haan yahan se kya taiyar hona,main to wahan jakar taiyar houngi jab Saralpur ke liye niklenge, kapde rakhne the wo rakh liye maine,
Anuj- aur kya bua tum bhi aise hi chalo,
Renu- are beta aise nahi acha nahi lagta.
Preeti- haan saj dhaj ke samdhi ko dikhana hai apane,
Preeti ne apani mummy ko chheda to Anuj bhi hansne laga aur Renu sharmate huye Preeti par jhootha gussa dikhane lagi ,
Renu- dhatt besharam kahin ki, main aati hun kapde badal kar tu tab tak Anuj ko nashta karwa aur tu bhi kar lio
Preeti- haan sab ho jayega tum jao ab taiyar ho,
Renu andar chali gayi aur Preeti chai wagera channe lagi, Anuj baar baar nazar bachakar Preeti ko nihar raha tha, use khud bhi samajh nahi aa raha tha kyun par jabse wo yahan aaya tha aur jabse pahli baat use dekha tha tabse hi ek ajeeb sa akarshan use Preeti ke liye ho raha tha,
Apani umar ke anusar wo kai ladkiyon ko chod chuka tha, yahan tak ki auraton ko bhi, par Preeti ko dekh jaisi titliyan uske pet mein gudgudi kar rahi thi waisi aur kisi ke sath nahi hui thi,
Anuj ye sab soch hi raha tha ki Preeti hath mein tray lekar boli- udhar sofe par hi jao na nashta kar lena.
Anuj- ji ji chalo,
Preeti ne table par tray rakh di aur Anuj ke baithate hi uske hath mein chai ka cup pakda diya, aur ek cup khud lekar chai peene lagi, dono ke liye hi thodi asamanjas wali stithi thi ki kya baat karein, Anuj chai mein dekhe ja raha tha soch raha tha ki kahin Preeti use apani or ghoorte huye na pakad le,
Preeti ne bhi Anuj ko chupchap chai peete dekha to boli- are kuch khao na tum to bas chai piye ja rahe ho. Hehehe.
Anuj- hn haan haan leta hun,
Anuj ne namkeen uthai aur muh mein bharte huye bola
Anuj- aap bhi lo na,
Preeti- haan haan waise tum kaun si class mein ho,
Anuj- inter mein aur aa matalab tum?
Anuj bhi thoda sa jhijhak kholte hue bola,
Preeti- main bhi, kaunsi stream?
Anuj- arts aur Tumhari?
Preeti- science.
Anuj- acha, papa to mujhe bhi science lene ko bol rahe the par chemistry wagera mere palle nahi padti,
Preeti- are aise kaise nahi padti sahi se pado to sab samajh aata hai,
Anuj- are main padhta tha par chah kar bhi math aur science sir ke upar se nikal jata tha.
Preeti- phir tumhe acha kya lagta hai padhne mein?
Anuj- history, political science, hindi literature.
Preeti- are waah, shahitya mein roochi hai,
Anuj- haan thodi si, aur tumhari,
Preeti- waise to math chemistry itne bhi bure nahi lagte mujhe jitne tumhe lagte hain par agar pasand ki kahun to mujhe Botany pasand hai,
Anuj- seedhe shabdo mein kahein to ped pasand hain,
Is par dono hansne lage, isi beech Preeti ne namkeen uthani chahi to uske hath se chammachh chhoot kar table ke neeche gir gayi aur use uthhane ke dono ne hi turant table ke neeche hath daala to Anuj ke hath mein chammach aai wahin Preeti ke hath mein Anuj ka hath,
Anuj ke hath par hath padhte hi dono ko kuch hua aur dono ne nazrein utha kar dekha to dono ki nazrein mil gayi, bilkul filmon jaisa drishya ban gaya, dono ek doosre ki aankhon mein maano kho se rahe the ki tabhi peechhe se Renu ki awaaz aai to dono chaunkate huye alag huye,
Renu- chalo bhaiya tum logo ne zidd karke humein bhi taiyar karwa diya,
Anuj- are sahi kia bua, laao ye thaila de do,
Anuj ne Renu se thaila le lia,
Renu- are Preeti sare darwaze ek baar dekhle aur taala laga kar chaabi bagal wali Chachi ke yahan de aa,
Preeti- theek hai maa,
Preeti ne table se bartan uthaye chai wagera ke unhe rasoi mein rakh kar apani maa ke kahe anusar kaam karne lagi, wahin Renu aur Anuj bahar aa gaye Anuj ne Renu ka thaila peechhe bandh diya, aur motorcycle mod kar chalne ko taiyar ho gaya,
Tab tak Preeti bhi aa gayi,
Renu- baith Preeti,
Preeti ko pata tha ki beech mein wo hi baithegi kyunki mummy to saaree mein beech mein baithne se rahi,
Preeti ko bhi na jane kyun Anuj se thodi sharam aur hichkichahat ho rahi thi jabse wo chammach wala kissa hua tha, khair unko ek or karte huye wo Anuj ke kandhe ko pakadkar motorcycle par baith gayi, wo koshish to kar rahi thi Anuj se jitna door ho sake waise baithe, uske baithate hi Renu bhi peechhe se chadhi to Preeti ki saari koshish bekaar ho gayi aur wo Anuj ki peeth se sat gayi, dono ko chhoote hi ek ajeeb sa ehsaas hua jo ki shayad dono hi pahli baat mahsoos kar rahe the,
Preeti ki madhyam akaar ki chuchiyan Anuj ki peeth mein lagi to dono ki hi ek halki siski nikal gayi,
Khair Anuj ne motorcycle aage badha di aur safar shuru ho gaya, raste bhar Renu dono se baatein karti rahi aur dono ka hi dhyan aadha Renu ki baaton par tha to aadha ek doosre par, khair jaldi hi Anuj ne motorcycle Bua ke ghar ke samne rok di aur rokte hi Renu utari aur andar ki or chal di,
Preeti ne bhi utar kar angdai lekar badan ko thoda kheencha ki tabhi uski nazar Anuj par padi aur wo chaunk gayi, sath hi thoda pareshan bhi ho gayi kyunki usne dekha ki Anuj ki cream rang ki shirt par peeth par paseene ke nishaan chhape huye the aur wo paseene ke nishaan bilkul uski Chuchiyonn jaisa kya Chuchiyonn ke hi the,
Preeti ka maare sharm ke bura haal ho gaya wo ye bhi nahi chahti thi ki Anuj aise hi ghoome kyunki phir sabkk pata hai wo kiske sath aaya hai aur sabko pata chal jayega, par use ye bhi samajh nahi aa raha tha ki Anuj se bole kaise aur kya bole,
Anuj ne jaldi hi thaila khol lia aur use hath mein lekar andar ki or chalte huye Preeti se bola- chalo,
Preeti bhi jhijhakti hui uske sath chal di preeti ko samajh nahi aa raha tha kya kare,
Darwaze ke paas pahunch kar akhir mein haar kar Preeti boli- ruko Anuj wo,
Anuj- haan kya hua,
Preeti lambi saans lete huye boli- wo tum apani shirt badal lo jaldi se.
Anuj- kyun kya hua meri shirt mein?
Preeti- are wo paseene ke nishaan ban gaye hain peeth par,
Anuj- haan garmi hai na, chalo badao lunga.
Preeti- are par dhyan dena ki koi peeth par dekhe nahi,
Preeti ne sharmate huye kaha...
Anuj- aisa kaisa nishan hai, pakadna to,
Anuj ne Preeti ko thaila pakdaya aur turant apani shirt utarne laga, Preeti ko laga nahi tha ki Anuj turant hi shirt utarne lagega, jaldi hi anuj ne shirt utaari to Preeti paseene se bheege uske badan ko dekh thoda alag sa mahsoos karne lagi ek akarshan sa use Anuj ke liye hone laga, halanki Anuj ki hero jaisi body nahi thi par kharab bhi nahi dikhta tha,
Anuj ne shirt utar kar turant palat kar peeth ka hissa dekha to us par do gole dikhe jinhe dekh kar kuch pal baad wo samajh gaya ki Preeti itna sharma kyun rahi thi, ek baar phir se dono ki nazrein mili to Preeti ne sharmate huye nazrein neeche karli, udhar Anuj ne ek baar shirt ki or dekha aur bola- acha iski baat kar rahi thi tum, par ye daag to ache hain,
Anuj ki ye baat sunkar Preeti sharma ke andar ki or bhaag gayi sath hi bhagte huye uske chehre par ek badi si muskaan thi Anuj ki baat sunkar.
Anuj ne use andar ki or bhagte dekha to wo bhi muskurane laga aur phir khushi se haule haule ho jayega pyaar gaate huye shirt ko kandhe par daal kar andar chal diya,
Andar jaakar dekha to Renu sab auraton ke sath baith kar baaton mein lag chuki thi uske bagal mein hi Preeti baithi thi Kiran ne dono ko pani laakar diya tha,
Anuj ghar mein ghusa to use dekh Poorvi boli- oye besharam kahan nanga punga ghoom raha hai,
Anuj- are kuch nahi didi wo shart kharab ho gayi paseene se garmi bahut hai na,
Poorvi- haan garmi to hai par ja doosri pahan le nanga mat ghoom nahi to kisi ne pasand kar lia to Vineet se pahle tera byah karna padega.
Poorvi baatein Anuj se kar rahi thi par sunkar Preeti ko sharm aa rahi thi,
Anuj- haan didi jata hun abhi,
Ye kahkar Anuj ne shirt li aur use phailakar jahan paseene ke hi nishan the wahin par apana chehra saaf kia, aur ye sab Preeti bhi dekh rahi thi, Anuj ki ye harkat dekh use man hi man ek gudgudi si hui, Anuj ne bhi chehre se shirt hata kar Preeti ki or hi dekha to pal bhar ko dono ki nazrein mili par phir Preeti ne sharma ke hata li, aur Anuj bhi andar chala gaya, itne mein Karma Vineet bhi baahar se koi kaam nipta kar aa gaye. Dono ne hi Renu ke pair chhuye, aur Preeti se mile.
Sath hi Sujan Singh bhi sab par jaldi jaldi taiyar hone ke liye chillane lage.
Sujan Singh- are jaldi jaldi karo bhai sab log.karma Vineet Anuj jao taiyar hokar aao.
Karma- humein to do minute lagne hain phoophaji, auraton ko bolo inhe hi time lagna hai,
Kiran- kahin time nahi lagna bhaiya bas do minute mein taiyar ho jayenge.
Poorvi- are Kiran Preeti ko bhi le ja tere sath taiyar ho jayegi,
Kiran- haan didi, chalo Preeti,
Baaki log bhi taiyaari mein lag gaye, Karma Vineet Anuj aur baaki mard bhi taiyar hone lage aur kuch hi der mein taiyar hokar angan mein ikathha hone lage,
Karma- maine kaha tha na auratein hi der lagayengi,
Pardeep- dheere bol beta nahi to sab tere upar chadh jayengi aata chawal sab lekar,
Karma- ye to sahi kaha Phoophaji.
Sujan Singh- ek baat samajh nahi aa rahi teri badi bua aur teri maa to jaa nahi rahi to ye log kahan vyast hain?
Shailesh- ye log taiyaar karwa rahe honge, humari tarah thode hi auraton ko samay aur mehnat dono hi zyada lagte hain.
Is par sab hansne lage, itne mein sabse pahle Poorvi taiyar hokar nikli aur khade hokar sabko dekhne lagi wahin sab log use dekhte hi rah gaye, aur dekhe bhi kyun na Poorvi ne jo kapde pahne the wo the hi kuch aise hi, upar ek kasa hua blouse aur neeche ek chhoti si chunri jaisa kuch bandha hua tha jisme se uski ek jangh poori dikhai de rahi thi.
Karma- didi tum accident karwaogi lagta hai kai,
Poorvi- kyun kaisi lag rahi hun main,
Papa- bitiya ye mat poochh aur baki auraton ko bhi bula nahi to late ho jayenge,
Poorvi- abhi laati hun, pahle in dono ladkiyon ko dekhti hun kya kar rahi hain ye ab tak,
Poorvi seedhi upar ke kamre mein gayi jahan dono taiyar ho rahi thi,
Poorvi- are tum log taiyar nahi hui abhi tak?
Preeti- main to taiyar hi hun bhabhi,
Preeti apana Pallu set karte huye boli,
Poorvi- haaye ye Gori kamar nanad rani aaj kahan bijli girayegi? Badi Sundar lag rahi hai saree mein,
Is par Preeti ne nazar uthakar apani bhabhi ki or dekha to dekh kar hairan rah gayi,
Preeti- haaye bhabhi kya lag rahi ho, aise jaogi to kahin beech mein ho log tum par kood na padein,
Poorvi- to kya hua nanad bhabhi aadhe aadhe sambhal lenge,
Is par Preeti sharma gayi.
Preeti- Bhabhi tum bhi na,
Poorvi- acha sharmana chhod ye bata ye Kiran kahan hai,
Poorvi ne itna poochha hi tha ki kiran bathroom se nikal kar boli- Kiran yahan hai,
Poorvi ne Kiran ki or dekha aur upar se neeche dekh boli- haaye daiya nazar na lag jaye bilkul pari lag rahi hai,
Preeti- hain na bhabhi maine bhi isse ye hi bola tha,
Kiran- nahi didi tum aur Preeti to mujhse bhi bahut sundar dikh rahe ho,
Poorvi- acha ab chalo baaki baatein neeche karenge tauji chilla rahe hain
Preeti- haan chalo,
Teeno kamre se nikalte hain to Preeti kahti hai bhabhi tum chalo hum dono aate hain,
Poorvi- kyun kya hua,
Preeti- kiran itni pyari lag rahi hai iski ek photo to banti hai.
Kiran- haan photo to leni hi hai chahe pyari lagun ya nahi hehehee.
Poorvi- acha jaldi aana, waise badi jaldi dosti ho gayi tumhari
Kiran- chhote chhote shaharon mein badi jaldi dosti hoti rahti hai, Senorita.
Poorvi- jaldi aana neeche nautankii.
Ye kah Poorvi neeche chali gayi,
Preeti- kiran udhar balcony ki taraf khadi ho,
Kiran balcony par Preeti ke kahe anusar khadi ho gayi,
Preeti ne uski pyari pyari kai sari photos li uske baad Kiran ne Preeti ki bhi, aur phir dono sath mein neeche aa gayi,
Dono ke dekh kar mardon ke man aur pant mei. Kuch halchal hui, wahin Preeti ko to Anuj dekhta hi rah gaya, Preeti ki nazar bhi Anuj se mili to use apani or aise muh khole ghoorte dekh use sharam aur hansi dono aa gayi,
Kiran- dekh Preeti tu meri dost to ban gayi hai,bas aise hi sharmati rah Bhabhi bhi ban jayegi,
Preeti sharma kar aur hairan ho kar usko dekhti hai aur kahti hai- hattt kya bol rahi hai tu,
Kiran- are dekh rahi hun mera bhai lattu ho raha hai tujh par to Bhabhi to banegi na tu,
Preeti- hatt aisa kuch nahi hone wala,
Preeti ne sharma ke bola to Kiran usko chidhate huye boli- bas aise hi suhagrat par sharmana.
Dono ki aise hi naukjhonk aur Anuj se Preeti ki aankh michauli ke beech baaki auratein bhi taiyar ho kar aa gayi aur saari hi ek se badhkar ek lag rahi thi,
Do gaadiyan jaane waali thi to mausa wali gaadi karma chala raha tha, Vineet uske bagal mein baitha tha, wahin beech wali seat par Poorvi, Kiran aur Preeti baithe the wahin sabse peeche Anuj tha aur thoda bahut samaan rakha hua tha,
Doosri gaadi Mausa chala rahe the unke sath Karma ke bade Phoophaji baithe the beech mein teen ladies thi Shashi, Mamta aur Renu, aur peechhe Nilesh aur Pradeep yani Vineet ke Papa baithe the, ghar par Sabhya aur Savitri rah gaye the,
Karma wali gaadi mein bachhe baatein karte huye chal rahe the, wahin Preeti aur Anuj ka nain matakka chal raha tha, doosri gaadi mein bhi Shashi Mamta aur Renu ki khoob baatein ho rahi thi. Baatein karte huye hi shashi ko kuch yaad aaya aur wo boli- are Shailesh bhaiya wo saaree leni hain to rok kar chalna,
Shailesh- haan abhi 5 kilometer aage hi Chamanpura ka bazaar padega wahan mil jayengi saaree,
Bade Phoophaji- are chhote Karma ko bol de ki sath hi rahe,
Ye sun chhote phoophaji ne Vineet ko phone karke bol diya ki saree khareedni hain to sath hi rahe thoda rukna padega,
Kuch hi der mein dono gaadiyan Chamanpura ke bazaar mein thi, ek saaree ki dukan dekh kar Shailesh ne gaadi rok di aur uske peechhe Karma ne bhi lagaa di.
Shailesh- lo jeeji, Jangi Lal Vastra Bhandar is par achi saaree mil jayengi,
Shashi- ek or se utarte huye, aao samdhan ji, bhabhi pasand karwa dena, Vineet ke papa tum bhi aana thoda,
Teeno auratein aur Phoophaji dukan ke andar badh Gaye jahan galle par baithe maalik ne hans kar unka swagat karte huye poochha- aiiyee bahan ji kya dikhaun?
Shashi- bhaiya saaree dikhao achi achi si,
Dukandaar- are bahan ji ek se ek saaree milegi apko humare yahan, abhi dikhata hun,
Shashi Mamta aur Renu ne kai saariyaan dekhi aur unme kuch pasand ki isi beech Mamta ne kuch Shashi ke kaan mein kaha aur Shashi ne apane pati ke,
Pradeep- are bhaiya ladies ko bathroom jana tha, to yahan aas paas hoga koi,
Jangi Lal- are aas paas kya mera ghar hi hai, ek minute rukiye, Nisha oh bitiya,
Kuch hi pal baad ek ladki baahar aai
Ladki- haan papa,
Dukaandaar- are beta zara bahan ji ko apana bathroom dikha de,
Ladki- aaiye aunty ji.
Mamta ladki ke sath andar chali gayi tab tak Shashi aur Renu ne saaree bhi pasand kar li thi, aur Mamta jab bapis aai to Phoophaji saaree ka paisa hi de rahe the,
Mamta ne us ladki ke sir par hath rakh kar kaha- dhanyawad bitiya
Ladki- are isme kya dhanyawad bol rahi hain aunty ji,
Dukaandaar- lagta hai kisi program mein ja eahe hain bhai Sahab,
Phoophaji- haan bhaiya ladke ki pakki hai, usi ke liye ja rahe hain
Dukaandaar- are bahut bahut shubhkamnaye bhai sahab, byah ke liye bhi yahin se saaree li jiyega apko bilkul khare daam par acha maal milega,
Phoophaji- bilkul bhai sahab, ab khareeddari to chalti rahegi,
Phir saree wagera le kar sare log gaadi mein aa kar baith gaye aur phir aage ka safar shuru ho gaya.
Jaari rahegi.