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Karan jab ghar pe aaya toh uske pita ne use dekha
Aaj phir school mein maar peet karke aaya hai haramkhor kitni baar bola hai main tujhe padhne ke liye bhejta hoon
Main kya karta hai woh Deepak ek ladki ko chhed raha tha mujhse bardasht nahi hua
Kya matlab bardasht nahi hua us ladki ko woh chhed raha tha toh woh ladki usse samajh leti tujhe kya jarurat hai har kisi se maar peet karne ki
Tune kya sabka theka le rakha hai
Yeh bolke Sanjay ne karan ko do thappad maar diye
Aur phir Ghar se bahar nikal gaya
Karan ne apne kapde badle aur munh hath dhoke rasoi mein gaya
Wahan khana bana hua tha usne khana garam kiya aur phir khaane laga
Arre Bhai sun na chal na ek kaam karte hain, bahut maza aayega kuchh logon ko pareshan karte hai
Yeh sunke karan ne kuchh nahi bola aur chup chaap khana khata raha
Aise chup Kyu hai bhai dekh main jaanta hoon tu mujhe sun raha hai aur phir bhi ignore maar raha hai
Woh mla Shakti Singh ki badi beti ko pareshan karna hai
Chal na woh abhi kisi ke sath date pe gayi hai
Karan ne khana band Kiya hath munh dho ke apni jagah se gayab ho gaya
Ek restaurant mein Sanya kisi ladke ke sath baithi baatein kar Rahi thi
Ladka dikhne mein kaafi handsome tha aur Ameer bhi
Wohin karan ne normal kapde pehne hue the
Karan un dono ke paas jaake baith gaya
Dono ki aankhein badi hui
Excuse me, kya tum dekh nahi rahe hum yaha baithe hain
Karan ne us ladke ki taraf dekha
Aur rone laga
Bhai yeh bahut harami ladki hai isne mujhe dhokha diya hai
Yeh meri girlfriend hai aur ab yeh tere sath date pe aayi hai
Yeh sunke Sanya ki aankhein buri tarah se fat padi jabde bhinch gaye, mutthi kas gayi
Usne English mein kayi gaaliya di karan ko aur phir us ladke se baat karne lagi
Woh ladka gusse mein uthke waha se chala gaya
Sanya ne karan ko ek zordar thappad maara
You bastard, maine tumhara kya bigada tha jo tumne yeh sab Kiya
Kisne paise diye the tumhe yeh sab karne ke liye
Karan...ab hum Jaa Raha hoon kal aaunga phir aapse Milne
Sanya kuchh aur bolti usse pehle hi karan gayab ho gaya
Thakur Ranjeet Singh aur uski biwi thakurain Jyoti Singh apne apne singhasan pe baithe hue the
Tabhi ek budha aadmi rote hue unke paas aaya
Maalkin maalkin aapke bete ne meri bitiya ki izzat loot li maalkin mujhe insaaf dijiye
Yeh sunke thakurain ne 1 lakh rupees us budhe aadmi pe fek diye
Arre Banwari mere bete ne Teri beti ko toh saaf kiya hai tum log gandi naali ke keede ho
Mere bete ne agar Teri gandi beti ko saaf kar bhi Diya toh kya ho gaya
Ab teri beti ek achche ghar ke layak ban chuki hai
Jaa leke Jaa yeh paise aur uski shaadi kar de
Banwari rone lagi aur wahan se Bina paise uthaye jaane laga
Ranjeet Singh
Banwari paise toh lete jaao kaam aayenge agar tumhari beti pet se ho gayi toh kya karoge kaise uska bachcha girwaoge
Yeh sunke Banwari ne apni gardan ghumayi aur un dono ko laanat bhari najro se dekhke nikal gaya
Mla bachcha yadav
Mla bachcha yadav apni biwi suman pe ke upar chadha hua tha aur use chod raha tha
Jaise hi suman ko maza aane laga waise hi bachcha yadav ka paani nikal gaya
Suman buri tarah se jhunjla gayi aur apni kismat ko kosne lagi
Bachcha yadav bagal mein let gaya
Bachcha yadav
CM sahab ke bete se Sanya ki shaadi ki baat chal Rahi hai ek baar agar yeh rishta tay ho jaaye toh mujhe MP banne se koi rok nahi paayega
Suman kuchh nahi boli aur bathroom mein chali gayi
Bachcha yadav Bhi kuchh der baad Tayyar hoke Ghar se bahar nikla
Toh dekha mukhiya kisi budhe aadmi ko apne sath leke aaya hai
Mukhiya jee aap yaha. Kaise koi khas kaam tha kya
Mukhiya
Yeh Banwari hai vidhayak ji iski beti ki izzat loot li Ranjan Singh ne
Daroga ne fir likhne se mana kar diya
Ranjeet Singh ne ek na suni
Maine isse kaha bhi ki kuchh ho nahi sakta ab
Lekin yeh zidd karne laga ki mujhe vidhayak ji se milna hai woh meri madad zaroor karenge kyunki Maine unhone vote diya tha
Yeh sunke bachcha yadav ne Banwari ko ghrina bhari nazar se dekha jaise woh kisi keede ko dekh raha ho
Bachcha yadav
Main kya kar sakta hoon 100 gaon ke maalik Ranjeet Singh hain unki chhetra mein kya hota hai nahi hota hai wohi behtar jaante hain
Banwari kuchh na bola aur waha se nikal gaya
Bachcha yadav
Mukhiya jee yeh sab kya hai aapki kya zaroorat thi use yaha leke aane ki
Mukhiya
Maar kijiyega main bas uske dard ko nahi dekh paaya
Bachcha yadav
Nashta karke jaaiye
Jee nahi main chalta hoon aur yeh bolke mukhiya waha se nikal gaya
Bachcha yadav apni kursi pe baithke akhbaar padhne laga
Tabhi uski majhli beti sandhya apne room se ready hoke nikli
Bachcha yadav
Kaha. Jaa Rahi ho beti, aur aise kapde Kyu pehne hain tumne
C'mon dad aap phirse wohin sab bol rahe hain
Yeh bolke usne bachcha yadav ke gaal pe kiss kiya aur chali gayi
Kuchh der baad bacha yadav ka phone baja
Bacha yadav
Hello
Arre madarchod randi ke teri maa ki chut bhadwe dalal saale na mard teri biwi toh tujhse chodi na jaati be wajah aam gareeb logo ki zindagi chod rakha hai tune
Madarchod kutte tujhe keede pade teri joru tere saamne kisi aur se chud le
Bacha yadav ki cheekh nikal gayi
Aur usne phone Tod Diya
Tabhi uska secretary bhaagta hua hua
Kya hua sir aap ko kiska phone tha
Bacha yadav
Is haramjade ko zinda pakadke mere paas laao jisne Abbi mujhe phone kiya tha
Ranjeet Singh ka bada beta pooran Singh aomi factory mein baitha hua tha tabhi ek ladki uske paas pahunchi
Maalik mujhe kuchh paise ki zaroorat hai Mera chhota Bhai bahut beemar hai
Please mujhe kuchh paise de dijiye
Pooran is waqt apne office mein tha
Pooran
Yaha meri godi mein aake baitho phir tumhe paise doonga
Kuchh der baad woh ladki jab office se nikli toh langda rahi thi aankho mein bebasi thi aur dil mein nafrat
Tabhi office ke andar Mona pahunchi pooran ki secretary
Arre Mona yeh ladki toh bahut achchi laayi thi tum kaha se mili yeh tumhe
Mona
Aapke liye kuchh bhi sir
Pooran
Achcha aisi baat hai kya chalo aaj tumhein ek sone ka locket leke deta hoon
Mona khush ho gayi aur phir pooran uske sath nikal gaya
Commisioner ranvijay apne cabin mein baitha tha aur uske saamne ek bahut bada bussiness man Shamsher singhania apne bete Kundan ke sath tha
Ranvijay
Yeh bahut bada matter hai Shamsher ise aasani se nahi daba sakte tum
Foothpath pe tumhare ladke ne gaadi chadha di aur 4 log mar gaye
Magistrate nahi maanega
Commisioner sahab aap chahenge toh ho jaayega please kuchh kijiye na warna mere bete ki life barbaad ho jaayegi
Aap ko jo chahiye main dunga
Theek hai Shamsher main karta hoon kuchh bas woh 50 crore rupees account mein transfer karwa do
Yeh sunke Shamsher ki aankhein badi ho gayi lekin woh kuchh bol na sakta
Commisioner
Kam hai Shamsher agar mujhse bade ke paas jaate toh 100 crore lagte tumhare
Yeh sunke Shamsher jhuthi hansi hanskar nikal gaya apne bete ko leke
Suno ravi please mujhe kabhi akayla mat chhodna main tumhare Bina nahi jee sakti
Maine tumhare liye apne ghar ko chhodke aayi hoon
Oh meena tum meri zindagi ho main tumhe kaise chhod sakta hoon
Meena ravi se lipat gayi aur phir ravi use leke ek buliding mein ghus gaya
Meena
Ravi yeh kaunsi jagah hai kya hum Aaj se yahi rahenge
Ravi
Main nahi sirf tum Aaj se tu. Yahin rahegi
Meena
Kya matlab ravi meena ghabrate hue boli
Tabhi do aadmi aaye aur meena ko pakad liya
Tabhi ek mota bhainsa aadmi waha pe aaya
Londiya toh achchi hai 1 lakh dunga
Ravi
2 lakh lunga seth badi mushkil se pati hai yeh waali poore 3 mahine lagaye hain maine is par
Meena
Ravi yeh sab kya bol rahe ho tum toh mujhse pyar karte ho na
Theek hai le jaa aaj tune mujhe khush kar diya
Ravi
Sundar seth ek aap hi toh ho jo mujhe sahi keemat dete hai. Warna baaki sab toh chindi chor hain
Meena buri tarah se cheekh padi
Ravi, chhodo mujhe Kyu pakad rakha hai mujhe, mujhe Ghar jaana hai mujhe Ghar jaana hai
Sunder
Sushila isko leke Jaa andar aur samjha de ki ab yahi iski zindagi hai
Meena cheekhti rahi lekin uski cheekh sunne waala koi nahi tha
Ravi paise leke nikal gaya aur ek bar mein jaake baith gaya
Waha. Usne khoob sharab pee aur phir kuchh randiyo ko chodne ke baad so Gaya unhi ke sath
Tabhi kisi ne ravi ke kaan mein cheekh maari ravi ki aankh khul gayi woh zor se cheekha
Usne dekha ki jiske sath woh soya tha woh taangein khole use apne paas bula Rahi hai
Ravi
Aa kya hua tujhe randi kutiya cheekhti hai
Tabhi ravi ne dekha ki woh ladki Hans rahi hai aur phir woh rone lagi jaise use bahut dard ho raha hai
Us ladki ki yoni badi hone lagi cheekh badhti gayi
Ravi ki gand fat gayi yeh sab dekhke koi bachao arre koi hai madarchod koi toh madad karo meri bachao koi toh bachao
Us ladki ki yoni aur badi hoti gayi aur usse ek aadmi bahar nikalne laga woh bhi rote hue woh ladki aur cheekhne lagi
Woh aadmi us ladki ki yoni se abhi aadha baahar nikla tha tabhi ravi ne uska chehra dekha
Ravi
Nahi yeh sach nahi yeh sach nahi hai maa yeh sach nahi hai
Woh aadmi ravi ravi ki taraf apna haath badhaya uska hath size mein lamba hone laga aur tabhi usne ravi ka gala oakad liya
Aur use apni taraf kheenchne laga
Dheere dheere ravi us ladki ki yoni mein samane laga us ladki ki cheekh aur badhti gayi aur kuchh der baad ravi us ladki ke pet ke andar tha
Tabhi ravi cheekhti hue uth baitha
Sapna tha sapna tha kitna bhayanak sapna tha
Tabhi ravi ne apne aapko dekha uska pet bahut phoola hua tha
Uske pet mein se awaz aarahi thi
Badi ajeeb si ravi ki cheekh nikalne laga
Aur tabhi koi ravi ka pet faadke bahar nikla
Jab ravi ne us ka chehra dekha toh uski aankhein buri tarah se fat padi woh koi aur nahi woh khud tha
Ravi ne dekha ki woh buri tarah se ganda hai usne dekha ki uski jaisi shakal ka aadmi mara pada hai aur woh uske pet ko faadke bahar nikla hai
Ravi wahan se bhaag pada tabhi kisi ne ravi ko pakad liya
Aur agle hi pal woh ladki ravi ko dikhi
Woh use apni taraf kheenchne lagi
Us ladki ki yoni badi hone lagi aur ravi usmein sama gaya...