Adultery kismat aur tatkat....(sexy sci fi...... )

[Nevil singh]

Update 16
abhi mai aghori ke baare me soch hi raha tha ki mujhe greg ka call aya..
greg-toufique ke p.a(personal assistant) se maine baat kar liya hai tum abhi jakar usse mil lo...
mai-thik hai...
aur mai fir se nikla aur pahuch gaya toufique ke office..wahan uske p.a se baat karke andar chala gaya...
toufique-aao ladke aao...tumhare baare me suna to bahut tha..lekin kismat dekho ... tumhe humse mila hi diya...
mai-mai kaam ki baat karne aaya hoon...
toufique-kaam ki baat ye hai ki ye india nahi germany hai aur is munich city me tum humara kuch bhi bigad nahi sakte isliye mai tumhe offer deta hoo do din ke andar wapas lout jao nahi to anjam bahut bura hoga...
aur haan mujhse takrane ki sochna bhi mat nahi to wo halat karunga jo tum soch bhi nahi sakte...
mai haste hue apne chair se khada hua aur toufique ke pass gaya...
mai-bol liya jitna bolna tha ya kuch aur bakwas baaki hai...baaki hai bhi to use apni gaand me daal lena...aur dhyan se sun meri baat...tu kutte ki tarah yahan kaam karte karte mar bhi jayega na to apni jindagi me 10 crore 20 crore se jyada nahi kama payega...itne saalo se tu sharmila ke liye kaam kar raha hai kya ukhad liya tune...bol to aise raha hai jais ye duniya tere kadmo me hai...saale mere ek ishare pe tu tera baap teri maa teri biwi tera bachha sab gayab ho jayega...tu ye to manta hai na ki sharmila ki aukaat tujhse jyada hai..lekin uski bhi itni aukaat nahi hai ki mujhe saamne se aakar maar sake...pith piche waar kiya usne....
mai -ab meri baat kaan khol kar sun..ya to mere saath kaam kar tujhe paisa ijjat takat sab milegi wo bhi pahle se doguna , tinguna jyada ...ya fir mere raste se chup chap hat ja.....mai aaj samjhane aaya hoon kal nahi aaunga...aaj ghar ja...apne ghar walo ke saath kuch samay bita le...duniya ka kya bharosa...kab karwat badle...aur tu..gayab ho jaye...
toufique-lagta hai tujhe sabak sikhana hi padega...
toufique apne guard se-maaro saale ko...
ye bolte hi ek gora angrej doudkar mere pass aaya aur mere piche se mere gardan ko pakad liya....mai dum lagakar uske haath ko pakda aur dhammmmmmmmmmmm se utha kar usko saamne wale table par patak diya...
mai-haste hue-aajma le tu bhi apni takat...
tabhi ek aur angrez mere sar par gun tan diya...aur toufique hasne laga...
toufique-ab bol bache....aur dhayyyyyyyy se ek goli chala aur do log jamin par lete hue the....kyonki jab toufique hasa usi samay mai turant us angrej ka haath khicha jisse wo jamin par pade pahle guard ke upar gira aur mai goli chala diya...jo ek ke sar ko fadte hue dusre ke chati me ghus gaya...
mai-tum gundo ke sahare raaj karte ho...lekin mai khud hi gunda hoon....akhiri baar bol raha hoon...baat man jao meri...mai tumhe is company ke 10% share bhi de dunga....lekin uske liye tumhe apni wafadaari sabit karni hogi...nahi to abhi do lash padi hui hai..mai hazaro gira sakta hoon...
toufique gusse me bilbila gaya aur uth khada hua aur mere sar par bandook taan diya saath hi 25-30 angrej bhi the sabne mere sar par gun taan diya...
toufique-mai koi bachha nahi hoon samjha...don hoon don....
tabhi uska phone baja...aur uske phone par ek picture aaya...jisme uski biwi ke sar par ek ajnabi gun tane hue khada tha...
mai-dekh toufique chup chap mere raste se hat ja nahi to teri poori family mitti me mil jayega...tune mujhe do din ka time diya tha na ab mai tujhe do din ka time deta hoon chup chap ye desh chodkar chala ja...
toufique-lekin tumne to sirf bola tha mai tumhe pareshan na karoon..
mai-maine offer diya tha aur tune gawa diya...ab bas ek hi souda bacha hai ....tere aur tere pariwar ke jaan ka...agar pasad hai to kao nahi to ek goli kafi hai tumhare biwi ke liye...
toufique ke mathe par pasina aane laga usne sapne me bhi nahi socha tha ki koi is sahar me suke parivar ko bhi nisana bana sakta hai...
toufique-mai jaa raha hoon desh chodkar lekin tum bahut pachtaoge...tum nahi jante sharmila ji ke power ko...
mai-jaan bhi liya aur dekh bhi liya...mujhe dus minut nahi lage tumhe tumhari aukaat dikhane me....ab chup chap nikal lo isse pahle ki mera matha ghum jaye...aur tumhare parivar ki ginti me ek kum ho jaye...
toufique bhagta hua office se nikla apne ghar ki taraf...aur baki gunde jo abhi khade the sab piche ho gaye...aur mai us office se nikalne laga...
mai office se nikla aur apne car ke pass gaya hi tha ki achanak se ek aurat se takraya ...usse takrate hi mere poore sharir me current sa laga aur mujhe chakkar sa aane laga....aur mere ankhon ke saamne wo sapna ghumne laga jisme nilima mere ghode se utarte hi nilima mujhe chaku marti hai...aur mai car ka gate pakdte pakadte gir gaya aur behosh ho gaya.......

rahsyamayi update hai bhai

 

[Nevil singh]

Update 17
jab mai hosh me aaya to dekha mai ek bed par leta hua tha...jaise hi utha to saamne richa mujhe dikh gayi...
richa gusse me boli-piyyakkad kahi ka india me to barbaadi karta hi tha yahan bhi aakar mahol kharab kar raha hai...pi kar ke road par so gaya tha...
mujhe uski baat sunkar gussa to bahut aaya...
mai-bakwas band karo apna...jab itni hi nafrat hai to utha ke kyon layi mujhko...tere baap ki pita hoon kya...aur mujhe pravachan dene ka jarurat nahi hai...mai bhi dekha kal raat ko kaise nasedio ki tarah daaru pi kar baar me ro rahi thi...khud ko sambhal lo bahut hai...meri chinta mat karo...aur haan chahe kuch bhi kar lo tujhe aur teri maa ko mai apne property me se ek paisa nahi dene wala hoon...kuch din ruk ja tu fir yahi gemany me bhikh mangna...kyonki tere pass apna to kuch rahega nahi...
richa chillate hue boli-get outtttttttttttttt....
mai-haa haa ja raha hoon gaand faad kar mat chilla..awaz bacha kar rakh baad me kaam aa gaye....baba ke naam pe dede...uparwale ke naam par dede chillane ke liye...
is baat par richa ke naak kaan gusse se fool gaye....
richa doud kar aayi aur mera collar pakad li...
richa-kya samajhta hai tu apne aap ko kahi ka don hai tu..haa don hai....
mai-collar chod...
richa-nahi chodungi...bada dum hai na tum me ...chuda kar dikha mera haath....
mai apa gun nikala aur an diya richa par....
mai-dekh chod de collar nahi to achha nahi hoga....akhiri baar bol raha hoon...
richa-kyon fat raha hai tera..himmat hai to chala goli....
tabhi mai dhayyy dhayyy dhayyy dhayyyyy 4 goli chala diya....ye goli maine richa ke piche aa rahe logon par chalaya...kyonki wo log doudte hue aa rahe the hume marne...hume kya saala mujhe hi marne aa raha tha...richa ko marne koun aayega...
idhar richa ke kaan sunnnn ho gaye kyonki charo goli richa ke kaano ke bagal se nikla aur wo jamin par baith gayi....use laga ki goli use lagi hai....
mai-ye ghar kiska hai...
richa kampte hue-mera....
aur ye log....
richa kampte hue-koun log....
mai-itna kampne ki jarurat nahi hai tujhe goli nahi lagi hai jo bewkoof ki tarah jamin par baithi hai...piche dekh...
jab richa mud kar piche dekhi to char log gire pade the ...
richa-mai in sabko nahi janti....
mai-very good....ek anjan aadmi tere ghar me ghus kar mujhe marne ki kosis karta hai..waah ji waahh.
richa-ye log mujhe marne aaye the...
mai-kya....
richa-haann...isliye to mai boli...in gundo ke haathon se marne se achha hai tere hathon se maroo...
mai-kya baat hai...bakwas apni band karo .....mai chala apne ghar...tum maro...ya maaro...ya ma chudao...mujhe koi lena dena nahi..aur haan agle baar se mai kahi bhi pada rahoo...tumko kast karne ki jarurat nahi hai...
mai uske ghar se nikalne laga...
richa-jaa rahe ho to jao...lekin ye sun lo....tumhari maa jinda hai...
mai ye sunte hi rook gaya....
mai ghum kar bola-maa se majak nahi....ek aur labz bola to yahi gaad dunga tumko...
richa-mere bolne ya na bolne se sachhai nahi badal jati...tumhari maa jinda hai...aur tere baap ne tumse jhooth bola...
mai-kya saboot hai tere pass....
richa-tum mujhe maar do mai bata dungi...
mai-pagal hai kya ...mai tumko maar dunga to tera bhoot aa kar batayega kya...
richa-thik hai agar tum mujhe marna nahi chahte to meri shaadi karwa do mere boyfriend se...
mai-kya karna hai mujhe bas ye batao...
richa-yahan ek ladka hai dwayn...mai usse pyaar karti hoon wo bhi mujhse pyaar karta hai lekin uska baap ye shaadi ke liye nahi maan raha ...tum meri shaadi karwa do dwayn se mai tumhe bata dungi umhari maa kahan hai....
mai-chalo abhi....
richa-abhi nahi raat ko....din me uske ghar me bahut security hai...raat ko...
mai-thik hai mai abhi jaa raha hoon apne ghar shaam ko aaunga.....

laajwaab update bhai

 

[Nevil singh]

Update 18
mai ghar to aa gaya lekin ye baat mujhe hazam ho hi nahi raha tha ki maa jinda hai lekin richa ne itne confidance ke saath bola tha ki mai kuch kar nahi paya..aur sachhai to ye hai ki mujhme bhi ek lalch tha ki agar maa jinda ho to mai unse mil paunga...lekin ye ho pana lagbhag impossible hi tha....
khair shaam hote hi mai pahuch gaya richa ke pass...
mai-mai jaunga tumhare boyfriend ke ghar aur use uthakar ke aaunga...uske baad tumko jo karna hai karna...lekin usko lane ke baad mujhe apni maa ke baare me jan na hai...
richa-nahi tumhe meri shaadi karani hogi uske saath wo bhi uske baap ke saamne.,...
mai-ye to subah tumne bola hi nahi...
richa-maa ke baare me jan na chahte ho ya nahi...
mai-ek baar soch le...agar tumne jhooth bola to tujhe aur tere boyfriend dono ko aaj hi upar pahucha dunga...
richa-ab chalo mere saath....
mai richa ke saath ek car me baith gaya...ab car chal padi humari jo ek haveli ke pass ruki...
richa-isi ghar me dwayn rahta hai...
mai-to chalo...
mai apne pocket se do gun nikala aur chal diya ...
jaise hi humdono gate ke pass pahuche hume guard ne rok liya...
guard-tum andar nahi ja sakte...
mai-dhayyyyyy....dhayyyyy...aur dono guard wahi gir gaya...mai uske upar se chadh kar andar ghus gaya...
andar 20-25 guard khade the...aur sabke haath me gun the...
mai richa ko dhakka diya..jisse wo deewar ke side giri..aur mai uchla aur dhayyy dhayyy dhayyy ...goli chalana suru kar diya...saath hi doudne laga taki wo log mujhe nisana na bana paye..aur doudte hue ek car ke piche chup gaya jo garden me laga hua tha...unke maine 7-8 logon ko maar chuka tha...mai fir se dono gun load kiya..aur uchal kar car ke bonat par skit karte hue goli chalane laga..aur 3-4 minut me baki 12-13 guards ko bhi maar diya...ek goli mere bhi haath ko chu kar nikal gaya..lekin mujhpar to jaise maa ke baare me jan ne ka bhoot sawar tha...mai richa ko awaz diya to wo bhi dewaar ke piche se nikli...aur humdono dwayn ke ghar me ghuse...andar kuch noukar log the jo kaafi dare hue the...maine ek se poocha dwayn kidhar hai..to usne upar ke ek kamre ki taraf ishara kiya...
mai lagbhag doudte hue us room ki taraf gaya...mere piche piche richa bhi aa gayi...mai jaise hi darwaza khola...andar ka najara hi kuch ajib tha....andar do bilkul gori ladki bed par bilkul nangi leti kutiya ki tarah leti hui thi..aur dwayn aur ek aadmi un dono ladkio ki choot maar raha tha....ye dono baap bete the jo duniya se anjaan apni rangralio me khoye hue the...mujhe to kuch nahi hua ..lekin richa jaise hi ye dekhi uske ankh gusse se laal ho gaya aur wo mere haath se gun chin kar dwayn ke saamne aa gayi....jo abhi bhi chudayi me mast tha...lekin jaise hi wo richa ko dekha hadbada kar khada ho gaya ....saath hi uska baap bhi rook gaya...
richa-sale haramkhor..mai yahan tere liye ro rahi hoon...tujhse pyaar kiya maine aur tu yahan randibazi kar raha hai...ye bolkar dhayyy dhayyy dhayyy..karke usne gun ki saari goli dwayn ke sar me khali kar di...aur baith kar rone lagi...ye dekhte hi uska baap gusse me bed se utha aur wo richa ko marne hi wala tha ki maine bhi goli chala diya ..aur uska baap bhi chal basa....mai chahta to dwayn ka baap aram se richa ko maar sakta tha lekin richa ko mere maa ke bare me batana bhi to tha isliye use bacha liya...
mai-ab kya....tune to khud hi maar diya apne boyfriend ko....
richa kuch nahi boli...
mai-meri maa kahan hai...
richa kuch nahi boli bas ro rahi thi...
mai-dekh ye rona dhona band kar aur bata maa kahan hai....
lekin richa fir bhi baithe ro hi rahi thi...mujhe gussa aa gaya aur mai jakar richa ka chehra pakda aur upar uthaya...uska chehra ashoon se bhar gaya tha..aur uska ek ashoon uske ankhon se hote hue gaal se hokar mere daye haath ke tattoooo par pada....aur achanak se mare haath me jor ka jalan hua....
mai-ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
mai jaise hi dard me chillaya richa meri taraf dekhi...aur mai apni haath ki taraf....

bahad romanchak update hai bhai

 

[Nevil singh]

Update 19
Richa mujhe dekh rahi thi aur mai apne haath ko....
mai-ye kya tha...
richa-mujhe nahi maloom...
mai-dekh mujhe gussa mat dila...
richa rote hue boli-mujhe nahi maloom...
mai fir se apna haath aage kiya...aur is baar fir uske ankhon se ek ashoo mere tatto par gira lekin is baar kuch nahi hua...
mai-pahle yahan se chalo....aur mai richa ko pakda aur khichte hue us ghar se bahar apne car me baithaya ...
richa car me baithte hi car me rakhe daru pina chalu kar di...aur mai use apne ghar le aaya...
lekin humare ghar pahuchte pahuchte tak richa rote rote 4-5 bottle pi chuki thi..aur car me hi ludhak gayi..
mai man me socha-saali pina aur rona abs yahi kaam hai iska...lekin mujhe to maa ke baare me jan na tha..isliye usko uthaya aur apne ghar me bed par sula kar dusre room me so gaya..kyonki mujhe pata tha ye subah se pahle to uthne se rahi...jhooth mooth ka mai jaag kar kya karunga..saath hi uska room bahar se bhi band kar diya taki wo jaag bhi jaye to bhaag na paye...
mai to achhe se subah tak jaga aur jab nind khula tab mai toilet karne gaya...aur tabhi mera najar mere haath par gaya...mujhe ajab laga...kyonki ...is tatto me tin ladki thi...ek cage ke andar..lekin ab un tin me se silver color ki ladki cage se bahar thi..aur baki dono andar...
mai-ab ye kya hai bahench*d....kahi ye tatto wali richa to nahi....isliye lagta hai sala isko bahut kuch pata hai...kahi uske haath me bhi tatto to nahi..ya fir koi aur nisani bhi ho sakta hai...fir mai us silver wali tatto ko dhyan se dekh kar richa se match karke confirm karne ka kosis karne laga...
tabhi mai dekha to silver tatto ke kamar par ek chota sa talwar bana hua tha waisa hi jaisa mere dusre haath par tha....
mai-sala maine ye pahle kyon nahi dekha....ab kya karoon...confirm to karna padega....kahi mai gusse me richa ko maar diya...aur uska is tatto se koi connection hua to....
mai bahut kuch soch soch kar thak gaya...
mai socha richa se hi poochna padega...isliye mai utha aur chal diya richa ke room....darwaza khola to dekha bewdi abhi bhi so rahi thi....
mai socha ye sahi time hai ye so rahi hai mai confirm kar leta hoon...richa abhi ek tshirt aur jeans pahan kar so rahi thi...mai dheere dheere uske pass gaya...aur dheere se uska tshirt thoda sa upar uthaya jisse uska gora gora kamar mujhe dikhne laga...mai kamar ke ek side dhyan se dekha udhar kuch nahi tha..fir mai bed ke dusre taraf aaya..uske kamar ke dusre taraf dekhne...aur abhi uski tshirt dusre side se thoda sa utha hi raha tha ki richa jaag gayi....aur mujhe jor se dhakka de di....
richa jor se-sharm nahi aata hai tumko...mai tumhari bahan hoon...wo to mai jaag gayi isliye...kya kar rahe the mere kamar par...
mai-dekho tum galat soch rahi ho...
richa jor se-chupppppppppppp ekdum chuppppppp....mujhe laga tha ghar me sirf tum hi ho jo humlogon ko galat najar se nahi dekhte ho...bhale hi ghamadi ho....piyakkad ho....lekin ye nahi pata tha..tu bhi apne baap ki tarah hi tharki aur aiyass hai....
jab mai ye suna ki sala ye mujhko mere baap se compare kar rahi hai .mai gusse me aaya aur chatttakkkkkkkkkkkk se ek thappad mara...
mai-kuch bhi bolne se pahle 100 bar socho ki kya bol rahi ho...
richa-to kya kar rahe the meri kamar par....
mai apna hath aage kar diya....ye dekh tatto....isme jo ladki hai uske kamar par talwar hai wahi check kar raha tha tumhare kamar par hai ya nahi..samjhi....
richa-to mujhe jagakar nahi pooch sakte the kya...
mai-mai to ye soch kar aaya tha ki maa ke bare me puchunga..agar bataogi to thik hai nahi to tujhe maar dunga...kyonki tumne mujhse jhooth bolkar apna kaam karwaya...

jabardast update bhai

 

[Nevil singh]

Update 20
mai aur richa dono baithe hue the...
richa-mai jhooth kyon bolungi...mujhe tumhare gusse ka pata hai...
yaad hai jab ki death hui thi tab mai yahan aayi thi kuch paperwork ke liye....tab mai yahan bua se mili thi..tab mujhe pata chala ki humari bua bhi hai aur wo yahan rahti hai..tab mai jiva bhaiya se bhi mili...unhone mera poora help kiya tha paperwork me..mai unko aur bua ko bahut achha man ne lagi thi.lekin ek din maine suna tha bua tumko marwane ki baat kar rahi thi saath hi kuch paiso ki bhi baat kar rahi thi...mujhe laga ki maine galti se kuch galat sun liya hoga..lekin jab tumko mara gaya resort me tab mujhe yakin ho gaya ki ye bua chacha aur navin sab mile hue hai...jab ye log paisa aur power ke liye tumko maar sakte hai to mai kya chij hoon..isliye mujhe us ghar me dar lagne laga saath hi mujhe yahan dwayn se pyaar bhi ho gaya tha...mai uske saath shaadi karke ek achhi duniya apne liye banana chahti thi...lekin sayad meri kismat hi footi hui hai...na achha baap mila na achhi maa mil payi....socha tha achhe bhai milenge lekin bhai ke naam par tere jaisa gussail piyyakkad mila aur navin jaisa lalchi aur hawasi...pata hai tere mar jane ke baad navin ghar me har kisi ko hawas ki najro se dekhne laga hai...mujhe to lagta tha wo bahut hi achha ladka hai lekin itni jaldi itna badal jayega kabhi socha bhi nahi tha...
mai-ye sab bakwas band kar...mai ye thi wo thi...lund mera....kaam ki baat bata...maa kidhar hai...ye tattoo ke chakkar me mai tujhe maaf nahi karne wala....
richa-dekho mai sure nahi hoon...
mai-gusse me -kyaaaa...r
richa darte hue boli-ek baar sun to lo....
mai-bolo...
richa-dekho mai jab bank me paper work kar rahi thi tab mere man me lalach aaya ki kyon na kuch paise lekar bhag jau...aur duniya ke kisi kone me dwayn ke saath apni duniya basaungi..isliye mai apne papa ki sare assets pata kar rahi thi...tab mujhe pata chala dad ne ek paper fiji ke ek bank me rakha hai..ye baat kisi ko nahi pata hai...mujhe bhi ye baat galti se pata chal gaya kyonki jab yahan ka manager dad ka account check kar raha tha tabhi uski biwi ka phone aa gaya aur wo phone par ladne laga aur mai chupke se uske screen par dekhi...jisme saare detail the..to usne saare details to de diye lekin fiji wala nahi diya...tab maine yahan ek hacker hire kiya saath us us manager ko bhi 50 lakh diye tab ja kar...mujhe pata chala ki ek paper fiji me hai..aur mai fiji gayi...lekin mai jaise hi fiji ke bank me gayi...wahan ki manager ki shakl hu bahu tumhare maa se milti julti thi...itna hi nahi jab maine pata kiya to pata chala wo pichle 20 saalo se wahan kaam kar rahi hai...aur mujhe lagta hai ki wo hi tumhari maa hai...
mai-ye bhi to ho sakta hai ki uski shakl sirf maa se milta julta ho....
richa-ho sakta hai..isliye to main boli..mai sure nahi hoon...lekin tumse mujhe kaam karwana tha isliye mooh se nikal gaya ki maa jinda hai...
mai-to thik hai apne kapde pack karo..aaj hi hum fiji jayenge...
richa-mai kyo...
mai-dekho tum hi mujhe wahan milwaogi us aurat se jo maa jaisi dikhti hai......
richa-thik hai...
fir humdono fresh hue apne apne kapde pack kiye aur chal pade fiji....
jab hum fiji pahuche to ek hotel me room liya kyonki yahan mai pahle kabhi nahi aaya hoon...
richa-humlog kal bank chalenge...
mai-thik hai....mai thoda khush bhi tha aur thoda nervous bhi....khair mai ek din to sirf so kar hi bita diya...agle din humne ek car le liya rent par one weak ke liye...mai car chala raha tha richa bagal me baith kar mujhe rasta bata rahi thi...humlog chalte chalte ek bade se bank ke pass aa gaye..abhi subah ke 10 baj rahe the...hum dono car ke bagal me khade hokar intezar karne lage...abhi humlog intezar kar hi rahe the ki ek aurat saamne se formal court paint me aayi...use mai bas dekhta hi raha gaya...kyonki inki shakal hu bahu mere maa se milti julti thi....aisa lag raha tha jaise waqt tham sa gaya ho...jab wo mere bilkul karib se gujari to mea dhakan bhi itna tej ho chuka tha ki mai bata nahi sakta...saala na chahte hue bhi do bund anshoon mere ankhon se nikla aur tap tap karke jamin par gira....mai itna kho gaya tha ki mai apne ashoon ke girne ka bhi awaz sun pa raha tha.....tabhi richa mujhe hilayi....
richa-dekha maine bola tha na ..mai jhooth kyon bolungi....

dhanshu update bhai

 

[Nevil singh]

Update 21
mai aur richa us lady ko dekhte rahe aur wo bank ke andar ghus gayi...
mai aur richa bhi fir us bank me ghus gaye....
mai seedha unke cabin ke pass chala gaya...
lady-ji boliye aapko kya kaam hai...
mai-ji mujhe aapse baat karni hai..
lady-dekho ye office hai koi kaam hai to batao...
mai kuch socha aur bola ki mujhe is bank me account kholwana hai...
lady-general account dusre counter par khulta hai..yahan sirf bussiness account hi khulta hai...
mai-mujhe bussiness account hi kholna hai...
lady-account me minimum balance 10 lakh hona chahiye...
mai-haan ho jayega...
lady-tumhari property honi chahiye is country me...dekh kar to nahi lagta ki tum is country ke ho...
mai-aapko bhi to dekh kar nahi lagta aap is coutry ki ho...
lady-actually mai bachpan me india me thi fir dad ke saath yahan aakar settle ho gayi...
mai-ji ek baat puchoon...
lady-pucho...
mai-kya aap married ho...
lady mujhe ghoor kar dekhi aur boli-ae mr apne kaam se matlab rakho...ye bank hai samjhe aur mai yahan ki employee...sharm nahi aata hai apne se double age ki lady par line maar rahe ho...
mai-sorry mera wo matlab nahi tha...mai to bas....
lady-mr tum sab document lekar aao...like passport, propety documnet, id card... mai account open kar dungi...aur koi bakwas nahi....ab ja sakte ho...
mai bhi nikal gaya wahan se lekin nikalte nikalte unke cabin par dekha to naam likha hua tha shanti kumari...lekin meri maa ka naam to shanti nahi tha....
richa-kya hua...
mai-tum maa par matlab shanti par najar rakho...kuch pata chale to pata karo...mai aata hoon bahar se...
mai turant wahan se nikla aur chal diya bahar..kyonki mujhe account kholne ke liye yahan ek property chahiye tha..to mai internet par search kiya aur ek achha sa ghar 1 crore me kharid liya...sara paper work karne me raat ho gaya lekin fully furnished ghar mujhe mil gaya..mai richa ko bhi adress dekar bula liya...
richa-kahan gayab the din bhar...
mai-ye ghar kharid raha tha...kal fir bank jana hai...
richa-thik hai...aaj mai din bhar baith baith kar thak gayi hoon...
mai bhi use kuch nahi bola aur ek room me akar so gaya wahi richa bhi dusri room me jakar so gayi....
agle din mai fir subah 10 baje unke cabin ke pass pahuch gaya...
shanti-sara document laye ho...
mai-ji laya hoon...
mai abhi unko document de hi raha tha ki ek aadmi court paint me andar ghusa...
aadmi-what is this shanti....tumne is saal ka target poora nahi kiya hai...jaise jaise tumhari umra badh rahi tum kaamchor hote ja rahi ho...
shanti-sorry sir..mai kosis kar rahi hoon...
aadmi-kya kaam kar rahi ho ..sirf aati ho baithti ho aur chali jaati ho...kya kaam kiya hai tumne...koi improvement to dikh hi nahi raha...
mai-dekhiye aap tamiz se baat kijiye inse...
aadmi-she is working under me...mai senior hoon iska...ise daat sakta hoon chahu to ise is bank se fire bhi kar sakta hoon...mr tum apne kaam se matlab rakho samjhe...ye bank ijjat se nahi paise se chalta hai...
aadmi daat te hue shanti ko bola-i dont want any excuse...mujhe result chahiye samjhi...
mai dekha shanti sar jhukaye khadi thi aur lagbhag unki ankhon se anshoon nikalne hi wala tha ki mera khoon khoul gaya...
mai apne chair se utha aur aur us manager ka gala pakad liya aur use dhakel kar dewar se sata diya...
mai-kya hai be jab se room me ghusa hai kutte ki tarah bhouke ja raha hai..
manager-dekho ye galat hai tumhe jail ho sakti hai mujhse badtamiji mat karo...
mai uska gala daba diya..sale ki saans rukne lagi to doudte hue shanti mere pass aayi...
shanti-ye kya kar rahe ho chodo inko chodo...ye bolkar wo mera haath pakad li...tab jakar maine apna haath thoda sa dheela kiya sale ke gardan se...
mai-kitna paisa kam pad raha hai inke target ka...
manager hafte hue saans sambhal kar bola-dedh crore...
mai-thik hai kal tak mai 5 crore daal dunga tere bank me...ab nikal is room se aur dobara mujhe pata laga na ki tune inko kuch bola..to soch lena aaj to tu bach gaya inke karan ...agli baar nahi bachega...
wo bhi samajh gaya mai koi amir ladka hoon isliye wo bina kuch bole wahan se chupchap dubak kar nikal liya...
shanti-thank you..lekin mujhe tumhara ahshan nahi chahiye...
mai-mai koi ahshan nahi kar raha aap par...mujhe waise bhi paise to rakhna hi hai bank me ...isliye to account khulwa raha hoon...
shanti-aap gusse me lagta hai bekabu ho jate ho...
mai-aap mujhe tum bula sakti ho...
shanti is baar fir mujhe ghoor kar dekhi...
shanti-mjhpar try karke koi fayda nahi samjhe...
mai socha sala har baar mai bolna kuch chahta hoon lekin matlab kuch aur nikal jata hai...
khair maine account khulwaya aur fir nikal gaya bank se....
ab mujhe bas do hi kaam tha...pahla apne baap ke us paper ke bare me pata karna jo richa bol rahi thi..dusra shanti ke bare me pata karna...ye sochte hue mai ghar aa gaya...

khubsurat update bhai

 

[Nevil singh]

Update 22
ab mujhe bas do hi kaam tha...pahla apne baap ke us paper ke bare me pata karna jo richa bol rahi thi..dusra shanti ke bare me pata karna...ye sochte hue mai ghar aa gaya...
agle subah uthte hi mai lag gaya apne kaam par....mai seedha pahuch gaya bank...
aaj mai shanti ke aane ke pahle hi pahuch gaya wahan...kuch der me shanti bhi wahan aa gayi...
shanti-tumhara account khul chuka hai...ab kya kaam hai...
mai-dekhiye mujhe aapse kuch kaam hai...
shanti-dekho mujhe pareshan mat karo....
mai-dekhiye aap galat samajh rahi ho...aur mai apna mobile nikal kar ek photo unko dikhaya...ye photo me meri maa aur mera baap tha...aur meri maa ke god me ek chota bachha tha jo ki mai tha...
shanti bade dhyan se wo photo dekh rahi thi...
shanti-iski shakl to mujhse milti julti hai...
mai-ye meri maa hai...ye mere bachpan hi mar gayi...
shanti-achha ab samajh gayi....tumko mai apni maa jaisi lagti hoon...lekin i am sorry..mai tumhari maa nahi hoon...mai tumhari kya kisi ki maa nahi hoon...maine abhi tak shaadi hi nahi ki hai to mai maa to kisi ki hone se rahi...isliye tum mere piche ghumna band karo...
mai-aapne shaadi kyon nahi ki itne saal...
shanti-jab mai jawan thi tab mera ek accidnet hua tha..aur mai 3-4 saal hospital me thi...jab thik hui tab tak meri umra nikal chuki thi shaadi ki aur mai bahut kamjor bhi thi...jab tak poori tarah se thi hui mai 35 saal ki ho chuki thi...isliye socha ab shaadi karke kya fayda..isliye ab kuwari hi hoon...i think itna kaafi hai tumhare liye...ab tum jaa sakte ho...
mai-mai kya aapse kabhi kabhi mil sakta hoon...aapse milkar mujhe achha lagta hai...
shanti-dekho tum bhale mujhme apni dhunhdne ki kosis kar sakte ho lekin sachhai to yahi hai ki mai tumhari maa nahi hoon...baaki tumne mujhpar ahsan kiya hai to itna to mai kar hi sakti hoon tumhare liye...ye lo mera address...aur phone number tum chaho to mujhse baat kar sakte ho ya mil bhi sakte ho.....lekin kabh kabhi...aisa nahi ki mujhe humesha phone karte rahna ya mere ghar ke saamne hi baith jana....
mai sirf haan me sir hila kar diya..
shanti-thik hai ab tum jaa sakte ho..
mai bhi ye sun ne ke baad udas man se lout gaya wahan se...kyonki ye meri maa to nahi thi...meri maa jaisi dikhti thi...mai ghar aa gaya aur greg ko call kiya...
greg-kya hua bhai tum achanak yahan se gayab ho gaye...
mai-bas kuch important kaam tha ...kal tak aa jaunga...
greg-yahan to ab kuch kaam hai nahi..toifique to is city ko chodkar kahi ja chuka hai...
mai-thik hai tum dekho kuch hoga to batana...mai bhi kal tak seedha india hi lout jata hoon...
greg se baat karne ka baad mai yahan pata kiya kahan baar hai aur chal diya pine...aur raat bhar baith kar daru piya...kyonki mujhe ummed tha ki shanti hi sayad meri maa hai lekin aisa hua nahi.....
subah jab ankh khula to mai apne ghar me soya hua tha...ek noukar ne bataya ki raat me baar ke kuch aadmi mujhe ghar drop karke gaye hai...
maine noukar ko samjha diya is ghar ko kaise maintain karna hai aur fir chal diya india......

bmishall update bhai

 

[Nevil singh]

Update 23
mai india aa gaya aur mere yahan aate hi komal mere gake me jhool gayi aur chummo ki barsaat kar di mere upar...
mai-kya baat hai itni meharbaani...
komal-ab mujhse bardast nahi hota..chalo na kahi shaadi kar lete hai...
mai-tumne hi kaha tha na ki tumhara sapna tha tumhari dhoom dhaam se shaadi ho...
komal-haan tha lekin ab nahi hai...kyonki meri family me to koi ab bacha nahi aur unlogon ko to mai apni shaadi me dekhna bhi nahi chahti jisne tumhe aur hume jaan se marne ki kosis ki ...
mai-thik hai koi panditji dhundho aur achhi si tarikh nikalwao humdono mandir me shaadi kar lenge...ya fir bolo to court marriage kar lete hai...
komal is baar mere hothon par kiss karne lagi...
mai-arey sabra karo..bas kuch din ki hi to baat hai...
komal-thik hai mai aaj hi jakar koi pandit ji ko dhundhti hoon...aur achha sa taraikh pata karti hoon humdono shaadi kar lenge...
mai-haan bilkul....
fir mai ye din aise hi riyan se aur rishi se baat karke nikal diya...
shaam tak komal bhi chahakte hue mere pass aa gayi...
komal-maine panditji se baat kar li hai..wo bol rahe the agla sukrawar(friday) bahut subh hai...
mai-arey waah ye to bahut achhi baat hai...ab 11 din bache hai humari shaadi ko...koi shopping karni ho to kar lo...
komal-mai ek baar germany jana chahti hoon...
mai-kyon kya hua ...
komal-mujhe kuch papers par sighn bhi karna hai aur kuch saman bhi mere hai wahan jo mai le aaungi...
mai-mai bhi chalta hoon...
komal-thik hai...
tabhi wahan riayan aa gaya...
riyan-aapko kal bhavani se milna hai...important hai...
komal-ek kaam karo tum yahan ka kaam sambhalo mai hi chali jati hoon waise bhi 2 din me hi lout aaungi...
mai-thik hai...apne saath tony aur roy ko le jao..kaam aayega...
komal muskurate hue boli-mujhe koi khatra nahi hai udhar...
mai-fir bhi mai apni jaan ko aise hi thode na chod dunga akele...jao aur jaldi se aao fir humdono shaadi kar lenge...
komal muskurate hue apne room chali gayi...
mai riyan ko bola ki wo sba par najar banaye rakhe..kyonki ab baari thi apne gharwalo ko jhatka dene ka...
aur riyan ke jaane ke baad mai room me gaya jahan komal leti hui thi...
mai-kya hua humeha mere bed par so jati ho...
komal-tum mere pati ho...tumhare bed par mera hak hai samjhe...
mai-waah ji waah..chalo hato mujhe sona hai...
komal thoda sa side ho gayi...
komal-so jao...
mai bhi bed par let gaya...aur komal mere upar apna pair chadha di...
mai-niyat tumhari sahi nahi lag rahi ...
komal-jyada sochne ki jarurat nahi hai sirf pair hi rakha hai tumpar...aur wo jor se mujhse chipak gayi...
mai bhi use bahon me lekar so gaya...
agli subah utha to fesh hokar apni gaadi nikala aur chal diya bhavani ke pass...
ye bhavani mere dad ke dost ka beta hai..jise mere uncle ne farji case me jail bheja tha...
mai apni car se seedha pahuch gaya bhavani ke haveli me...wahan ghuste hi uske dad mujhe dikhe...inka naam tha satpal...
satpal uncle mujhe dekhte hi doud kar mere pass aaye...
arey beta tum jinda ho....mujhe bahut khushi hui tumko dekhkar...
mai-bhavani kahan hai...
satpal-arey andar hi hai aao aao...aur wo bahut hi utsukta se mujhe haal me le gaye aur baithaya...
satpal ek noukar ko ola-arey mehmaan aaye hai kuch khane pine ka bandobast karo aur bhavani ko bhi batado ravneet aaya hai....
satpal-haan beta kuch khaoge ya kuch pine ka jugad karu...
mai-nahi uncle ji bas bhavani se milna tha...
tabhi udhar se chalta hua bhavani aaya..mai bhavani se kabhi mila nahi hoon bas ek do baar dad ke mooh se naam suna tha...
bhavani-tumhe jinda dekh kar mujhe bahut khushi hua..jab tumhare dad ke mout ka pata chala tab bhi hum bahut dukhi the aur tumhari mout to jaise hume sadme me le aaya..kyonki humne kabhi nahi socha tha ki koi ravan ko bhi marega...
mai-jo bit gaya so bit gaya mai yahan kuch kaam ki baat karne aaya hoon to baat kare...
bhavani-haan haan bolo...
fir mai bhavani aur satpal se kuch baat kiya....
bhavani-aapke pita ke saath humare bahut achhe relation the aur digamber ne mere saath aur tumhare saath jo kiya hai uska badla to mujhe bhi lena hi hai usse...mujhe bahut khushi hogi tumhari madad karne me...
mai-thik hai to mai chalta hoon....
satpal-arey beta aaye ho to kuch kha pikar jao...
mai-aap ye kaam kar do..apke ghar me hi poori raat party karenge...
bhavani-ye kaam tumhara ho gaya samjho...
mai-kitne din me ye ho jayega....
satpal-beta jaisa tumne bataya hai ye kaam 3 din me pakka ho jayega...
mai un dono se haath milaya....aur fir wahan se nikal gaya....
mai chahta to ya kaam khud bhi kar sakta tha..lekin maine jaanbujh kar ye kaam bhavani ko diya...
fir mai ghumte firte gahr aaya...
mai abhi ghar aaya hi tha ki mujhe richa ka call aaya....
mai-hello koun...
richa rote hue boli-mai richa...
mai-kya hua....
richa-phone par nahi bata sakti....mujhe tumse milna hai abbhi...
mai-thik hai aa jao yahan aur mai use ek hotel ka address de diya jo pass me hi tha...
mai bhi us hotel me pahuch gaya...
richa udhar se rote rote aayi aur mere gale lag gayi...
mai-pahle room chalo fir baat karte hai....aur mai use ek room me le aaya...
richa rote hue boli-mai us ghar me nahi rahna chahti...mujhe please apne pass rakh lo...
mai-kyon rakhuun taki mujhe pith piche maar sako...
richa-please rakh lo mujhe apne pass mai tumhare paav pakadti hoon aur wo jhuk kar mere pair par rone lagi....
mai-kya hua ye to batao....
richa-mai aaj subah hi apne ghar pahuchi aur apne room me jakar leti hi thi ki navin daaru pikar mere room me aa gaya aur mere saath jabarjasti karne laga...maine usko bahut roki....to gusse me usne mujhe apne belt se mara....
aur richa apne tshirt ko thoda sa failakar apne gardan par lage chot dikhayi...belt se uska kandhe ka bhaag laal ho gaya tha...
mai-apni maa ko nahi bola tumne....
richa-maa ko kya bolu...wo to daru pikar padi hui hai room me...aur ab us ghar me hai hi koun jo chacha aur navin ke khilaf awaz utha sake...ab to navin ek darinda ban chuka hai...mujhe us ghar me nahi rahna....
mai-to fir germany chale jao ya switzerland chale jao...mere pass hi kyon rahna hai tujhe...
richa-mai kahi bhi jau...wo jarur mere piche aayega....lekin ek baar wo tumko mere saath dekh lega tab nahi aayega...mujhe pata hai aaj bhi wo tumse darta hai...mai sirf 8-10 din tumahre pass rahungi...fir koi achha sa desh dhundh kar wahan chali jaungi....mujhe nahi rahna in darindo ke bich...
aur fir aur bhi foot foot kar rote hue wo boli-apni bahan ke saath koi aisa karta hai kya....usse to lakh guna achhe tum ho...manti hoon tumne hume gusse me gandi gandi galiya di hai..lekin aaj tak tumne ghar me kisi ko bhi buri najar se nahi dekha...please mujhe apne paas rakh lo....ghar me ek chota sa kamra de dena....kuch din me mai chali jaungi....
mai usko rote hue dekha to achha nahi laga mujhe...
mai-thik hai mai apne pass rakh lunga lekin yaad rahe agar tumne mujhe dhokha dene ka socha bhi ya mere pith piche kuch ulta seedha kiya to mujhse bura koi nahi hoga...
richa-mai promish karti hoon tumse..mai kuch nahi karungi...bas tum mujhe 8-10 din rakh lo....
mai-thik hai chalo...aur mai richa ko is hospital me le aaya jahan mai rahta tha..use ek kamra dikha diya...
mai-tum isi room me raho khao piyo...aur jab koi achhi jagah mil jaye to chale jana...
richa-thank you...thank you very much...aur wo mera fir se pair pakadne lagi....
mai-rone ki jarurat nahi hai..niche doctor bhi hai check-up kara kar dawai le lena...nahi to ghav gahra ho jayega...
richa-apni ashoon pochte hue thank you boli...aur mai uske room se apne room me aa gaya...
mujhe richa ki halat dekhkar itna gussa aa raha tha...man kar raha abhi jau aur saale ki khaal udhed doon....kal tak jo kisi ke samne najre uthane me dar jata tha aaj apni hi bahan ki ijjat loot raha hai...
mujhe gussa to bahut aaya lekin mujhe sabra karna tha do-tin din ...nahi to sara khel igad jata....isliye mai apne room me aaya aur lagatar daaru pine laga ..tab tak piya jab tak behosh nahi ho gaya...sala aaj richa ke ghav dekhkar baar baar mujhe bura lag raha tha...koi itna bhi kaise gir sakta hai ki apni hi bahan ke saath jabjasti itni ghatiya harkat kare...ye pyaar thode na hai..ye to haivaniyat hai...ye sab sochte hue mai bed par pad gaya...
nind agle din khula jab richa mujhe jagane aayi....
richa mujhe hila hila kar jaga rahi thi...achanak mera nind khula to dekha samne richa thi....
richa-bhai khana kha lo...dopahar ho gaya hai...
mai jaise hi ye suna mere ankhon me ashoo aa gaya....fir bhi mai bahut muskil se use control karte hue thoda jor se bola-jaao apne room me....mai kha lunga....
richa chup chap chali gayi..lekin uske jate hi...mere ankhon se anshoo girne laga aur niche rakhe plate ke daal ke katore me bharne laga....sala jamana ho gaya..kisi apne ke mooh se sune ki khana kha lo...yaad bhi nahi hai...last time kisne ye baat mujhko bola tha siway mere uncle ke...jo sabse bada dhokhebaaj nikla...kisi tarah apne ashoo pocha aur khana khaya..khane me ashho jo mila sala khana bhi gale me dard ban kar ja raha tha...aisa lag raha tha khana nahi jahar kha raha hoon..gusse me khane ki thali fek diya...jab yaad aaya itne pyaar se uncle bolta tha...beta khana kha lo...
mai soch liya tha..inlogon ki jindagi to nark banega hi...ki tabhi bhavani ka call aaya...
bhavani-bahi aapka kaam aaj raat ko ho jayega..aap chain se sona..kal ka din aapke liye khusiya layega...
mai-thik hai..
fir mai daru liya aur pina suru...sala daru jyada kadwa hai ya jindagi pata hi nahi lag raha tha...khair daru piya aur soya..raat me ek baar richa aayi humko dekhne lekin soya hua dekhkar khana rakhkar chali gayi...
raat me 2 baje bhookh se nind khula to dekha khana rakha hua hai to khaya aur fir so gaya...

nice update bhai

 

[Nevil singh]

Update 24
mai subah utha to pahle fresh hua fir apne dono gun check kiya goli loaded hai ya nahi...kyonki mujhe bhi nahi pata tha aaj navin aur digamber kaise react karenge...isliye mai apne taraf se poori taiyari ke saath ghar se nikla apni black Mercedes me ..aur chal diya apne ghar...mai poore teji se gaadi chalate hue apne ghar pahuch gaya aur break mara...gadi skit karte hue Tyre ki awaz ke saath ruka...jitne bhi noukar the..sab ye dekhte hi poora discipline me khade ho gaye kyonki is ghar me sirf mai hi is tarike se gaadi chalata tha...
mai apni gaadi se utra aur ghusa apne ghar ke bade se hall me...aaj kismat dekho dono baap bete saath me baith kar kuch baat kar rahe the....mai gaya aur seedha dono ke bich me sofe par baith gaya...
mai-aur chacha ji kaise ho aajkal...
digamber ki juban hi halak me atak gaya tha mujhe dekhkar...
fir mai navin ki taraf muda-kyu be chutiye...aaj kal to sher bane ghum raha hai...kya baat hai....
mai ye abhi bol hi raha tha ki jiva bhi wahan aa gaya....
jiva-ae juban sambal kar baat kar mere bhai se....
mai uska haath pakda jisme patti laga hua tha....
mai-is haath me paati kyon lagi hai teri....ooo yaad aaya kisi ne goli maar di thi naa....bhool gaya hoga sayad tu....
mai uske ankhon me dekhte hue bola-chup chap baith nahi to dusre haath me bhi ched kar dunga....ek haath to bekar ho hi gaya hai...dusra bhi ho jayega..na kha payega..na hag ke dho payega...
jiva to ye sunte hi mujhse thoda door ho gaya..saath hi wahan meri dono chachi bhi aa gayi..lekin kisi me itni aukat nahi thi ki mujhe kuch bol sake...bas meri chachi mujhe dekh rahi thi...
mai-aise ka dekh rahi ho chachi ji...apne ghar aaya hoon...kisi ke baap ka paisa thode uda raha hoon jo itni gaur se dekh rahi ho...ya ye dekh rahi ho ki mai jinda kaise bach gaya hoon...
fir mai chachaji ki taraf dekhte hue bola-arey kya aise baithe hue hai...t.v. chalu kijiye...mazaaa aayegaaaa...
chachaji mere taraf fir se dekhne lage...
mai-arey mere taraf dekhkar kya hoga...t.v on kijiye...to chacha ji ne tv on kar diya...
mai apne mobile se channel change kiya kyonki ye mere mobile se cnnected tha...
mai-aaiye aaj ka news dekhte hai...aur mai news channel laga diya....
usme ek lady anchor jor jor se chilla chilla kar bol rahi thi... breaking news...family welfare minister ki darindagi aayi samne...humare sutro se pata chala hai ki humare state minister mr digamber ne kal raat ki ek mahila ke saath jabaran mooh kala...aise netao ko gali ke chourahe par maar dena chahiye..aise netao ko jinda gaad dena chahiye..aaiye sunte hai kya hai opposition ki ray...tab ek neta jo apposition me tha wo bola-hum sharminda hai ki humare desh me aise log mantri ban jate hai...wo bhi parivar kalyan mantri...sochiye aap aise vyakti ko parivar kalyan vibhag de rahe hai jise parivaar ka matlab bhi nahi pata...hum is ghatna ki kadi ninda karte hai saath hi aala kaman se gujarish karte hai ki aaj ke aaj hi unko party se barkhast kar diya jaye....
aur fir ek video dikhaya gaya jisme humare uncle ek lady ke blouse khol kar unki chuchi choos rahe the..aur lady inko dhkka dene ki kosis kar rahi thi...lekin ladki ka chehra aur chuchi blurrr kiya hua tha...
abhi ye video chal hi raha tha ki uncle ji ko call par call ana suru ho gaya...jisme se ek call c.m ka bhi tha...jisne abhi ke abhi unko bulaya..aur wo uth kar jane lage....
mai navin ki taraf dekha-mai jan na nahi chahoge...ye aurat koun hai..aur kisne ye video leak kiya hai...
navin-koun hai ye aurat...
mai apna mobile nikala aur wahi video jo tv par chal raha tha navin ko apne mobile me dikha diya...bas mere mobile me koi blurr nahi tha...aur wo lady...aisa ki maa thi....
mai-dekh tera baap teri saas ko chodna chata hai......
ye dekh kar navin ka saan garam hone laga aur wo gusse me doudte hue apne baap ke pass gaya jo taiyar ho raha tha...party officre jane ke liye...
navin-aapko saram nahi aaya mere saasu maa ke saath aisi harkat karte hue...
uncle-dekho mujhe fasaya jaa raha hai mai aata hoon party office se fir tumse baat karunga....ye bolkar wo turant wahan se nikal gaya...
mai navin ke pass gaya...
mai-aaj to bada bura lag raha hai tujhe...ki koi tumhari saasu maa ke saath kuch galat kar raha hai...aur tumne jo richa ke saath kiya wo kya tha....
navin is par kuch nahi bola...
mai-saale ek baat yaad rakhna..agar tum kisi bahan beti ya maa chodoge to koi aur bhi tumhari bahan beti maa chod kar jayega...aaj to tere gaand me mirchi lag raha hai..kyonki tu apni saans ko nahi chod paya na..tera baap tumse aage nikal gaya...
navin gusse me mujhe dekha...
mai-ankh kisko dikhata hai madhach*d....
ankhe niche karle nahi to fod dunga....mai tera maa baap nahi jo teri galti maaf kar doo...mai ravan hoon ravan...gaand maar ke more bana dunga...
jab tera baap aa jaye na minister post se suspend hokar tab us se hi puch lena aur lad bhi lena...kahi usne teri biwi aisa par bhi to haath saaf nahi kar liya....ye sunte hi navin ka kaan tak lal ho gaya....
navin-aisa nahi ho sakta...wo mujhse sachha pyaar karti hai...
mai-haan itna sachha pyar karti hai ki tujhe usne bola tha ki tu uski maa bhi chod sakta hai...hai na...maine to sala apni jindagi me aisa pyaar nahi dekha ki wife apni maa apne pati ko gift kar rahi ho...isko pyaar nahi randipana bolte hai...aur tu sala randibazz...
aaj to tera baap ka kataa hai...tu enjoy karle kuch din..fir teri bhi baari aayegi....tab tak mai apne room me jaa raha hoon sone...jab tera baap aa jaye tab mujhe bata dena...
aur mai wahan se utha aur apne room me aakar let gaya...aaj bahut din baad apne room me aaya tha....apne bed par sone ka maza hi kuch aur hai...upar se inlogon ko tadapte dekh kar maza aur badh gaya....bed par padte hi nind aa gaya...jab utha shaam ko to fir niche gaya....
niche dekha sirf uncle apna sar pakad kar baitha hua tha....aur noukar se pata chala navin aur uncle me bahut bahas hua tha din me..fir navin gusse me kahi bahar chala gaya hai...
mai jakar uncle ke pass baith gaya...
mai-tab minister post se suspend ho gaye na...abhi aur bhi kuch baaki hai....samne dekho....
uncle saamne dekha to ek inspector khada tha...
inspector-sir aapke khilaf warrent hai...
uncle-kyon...
inspector-attempt to murder ka case hai...
uncle gusse me bole-kisne kiya hai ye case...
mai-maine kiya hai..aur inke pass saboot bhi hai..ab jail jao...agle hafte court me milenge..aur sunle...case to mai hi jitunga...aur tu jayega...2 saal ke liye jail...matlab tera political career khatm...bahut sapne dekhe the na tune ki kisi din chief minister banega....sale is sahar me kutte ban ne tak ki aukat nahi chodunga ...ab jo ukhadna hai ukhad lena...aur haan war piche se hi karna...kyonki samne se waar karne ke liye sher ka jigra chahiye sher ka...
aur mai wahan se nikalne laga...mere saath hi digamber bhi nikla....mai aa gaya idhar hospital wale ghar me aur wo gaya jail....

khubsurat update hai bhai

 

[Nevil singh]

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Update 25
mai apne hospital wale ghar me aaya..to dekha richa bade dhyan se apne mobile me news dekh rahi thi....jaise hi wo mujhe dekhi doud kar mere pass aayi...
richa-dekha tumne aaj uncle ji ka koi video news me aaya hai..itna hi nahi unko party minister post se bhi hata diya...
mai kuch nahi bola...
richa-achha hua uske saath aisa hi hona chahiye tha..mai to kahti hoon iske navin ko bhi party se nikal dena chahiye..baap bete ne milkar humari duniya barbaad kar rakha hai...
mai-ho gaya tumhara to mai jau apne room sone....
richa-haan mai ek baat to bolna hi bhool gayi...aaj jab mai shopping karne gayi thi...kyonki mere pass kapde nahi the na...to mall se nikalte samay mai achanak ek aghori se takra gayi..aur mera mobile jamin par gir gaya...wo mobile dekhte hi yodhaaaa yodhaaaaa..chillane laga....jab mai unke taraf dekhi to wo mujhe dekhte hi bhagne laga...mout...mout......chillate hue....
mai-wo mara ya jinda hai...
richa-ye kya sawal hai..mai kya saitan hoon kya jo use maar dungi..wo chillate hue wahan se bhaag gaya...
mai-thik hai...
richa-kya thik hai...mere mobile me tumhara photo tha...aur wo photo dekhkar yodhaa yodhaaaa chillaya...ye kya chakkar hai....
mai-mujhe kya pata....mai koi aghori ko nahi janta....
richa-thik hai ....mujhe laga usko tumse kuch kaam hoga...ya tumko usse kuch kaam hoga...isliye bata diya...
mai-thik hai tum apne room me jakar so jao...
mai bhi apne room gaya aur kapde badal kar so gaya...
aaj raat me mai mast so raha tha....
Ek sunsaan raat.....
ek rajkumar apne bed par so raha tha....ki achanak se mahal me halchal badh gaya..logon ke doudne ki awaz aane laga..logon ke chikhne ki awze aane laga...in awazo ne se rajkumar ka nind toot gaya aur wo jaga to dekha saamne uske rakmahal ka mantri khada tha....
rajkumar-kya hua mantri....
mantri-rajkumar humpar dir se patal desh ke asuron ne hamla kar diya hai...
rajkumar-pitahji kahan hai...
mantri-wo yudh karne gaye the...kintu wo yudh bhumi me hi ladte ladte praan de diye....
rajkumar-mai jaunga yudh karne....
mantri-rajkumar aap abhi paripakva nahi hua hai yudh ke liye...patal lok ke saitan bahut hi takatwar hai...aur is baar to wo 5000 sainik le kar aaye hai....humare pass ab muskil se 300-400 sainik bache hai jo is mahal ki raksha me hai...wo saitan isi mahal ki taraf aa rahe hai...humne sainiko ko bol diya hai saare darwaze band kar liye jaye...aur deewron ke ched par top laga diye jaye...is mahal ke deewar bahut ajboot hai wo log nahi tod payenge...aur humlog deewar ke topo se unpar prahar karte rahenge...jab unki sena kam ho jayegi...tab hum apni sena se unpar akraman karenge...
rajkumar-lekin humari praja ka kya....hum to bach jayenge...lekin humari praja jo mahal se bahar hai unka kya....
mantri-rajkumar is ghadi hum sablogon ko nahi bacha sakte....hum bahut kuch karke is rajghrane ko bacha sakte hai...ye rajgharan bachega tab hi to hum praja ko fir se khushaal kar payenge...abhi humare pass itni sena aur shakti nahi hai...
is baat par rajkumar apne bade se bistar se utra...aur apne ghar ke angan me chala gaya....
rajkumar-mantri ji...hum ja rahe hai yudha me....us raja ki kya ijjat jo apne praja ko na bacha sake....agar mai mar jau to aap is ghrane ko achhe se chalaiyega aur koi uchit raja dekhkar mata shri se vichar vimarsh karke use raja ghosit kar dijiyega....rajsinhasan bina raja ke suna ho jata hai...
mantri-rajkumar aap galat kar rahe ho...aapko bachane ka vachan diya tha humne apke pita ko....
rajkumar-jab pita hi nahi rahe to vachan kis kaam ka....aap is mahal wasiyon ko surakshit kijiye mai jata hoon yudh me...ye mera aadesh hai....
matri ji rajkumar ka adesh sun kar chup rah gaye...
rajkumar chalte hue apne ek kaksh me ghuse aur ek chamchmati hui talwar uthaya...
rajkumar-talwar ko dekhte hue-chalo aaj teri bhi pariksa hogi...tujme kitna dum hai...
aur rajkumar apna sunhare se ghode par baitha aur chal diya yudh ke maidan me...jahan rajkumar ke muskil se 200-300 sainik the 5000 saitano se lad rahe the...ise ladai nahi kutayi hi bolenge...kyonki saitan log sabjio ki tarah rajkumar ke sainiko ko kaat rahe the....
subah ke 3-4 baje ka samay tha...aisa drisya tha ki rooh kaamp uthe...dharti poori laal ho chuki thi khoon se...aur asma me badal chaye the...bas sainiko ke dard bhare chikhhhhhhh aur saitano ki garajti hui awaz.....
rajkumar apne ghode ko doudana suru kiya apne hawa se bhi tej gati me apne talwar ko chalana suru ki...aur saitano ke bhid ko chirte hue andar ghusne laga....rajkumar talwar aise chala rahaa tha jaise heikopter ke pankhe ghumte ho...jo bhi us talwar ke najdik bhi aata tin char tukdo me bat jata....jab saitano ke 300-400 log kate gaye tab unhe laga ki koi hai jo unpar bhari pad raha hai...lekin rajkumar to jaise rukne ke vichar me hi nahi tha..wo apni talwar aur bhi teji se chalane laga..aur ghode ko aur teji se doudate hue saitano ko katne laga....abhi wo ghoda douda hi raha tha ki kisi saitan ne ek bhala ghode chati me ghusa diya...jise ghoda jamin par ragdate hue baith gaya lekin rajkumar us ghode se kuda aur ek saitan ke upar kuda aur khachhhhhhh se us saitan ki dhad uda diya....ab rajkumar jamin par aa chuka tha..aur saitan use charo taraf se gher chuke the..aur saitano ne ek saath rajkumar ke gardan par talwar chalaya lekin rajkumar achanak se jhuka aur teji se talwar ghumaya aur sabke pair ko kat te hue uske pass ke sabhi saitano ko gira diya....
fir baki saitan bhi rajkumar par kood pade lekin rajkumar ne sabko maar giraya...wo bhi rajkumar par bina ek bhi kharoch aaye....
wo jab 5000 saitano ko maar diya tab chalte hue ghar aane laga...aur jitni bhi praja thi...sab log chillane lage...humare rajkumar ek mahan yodhaa hai....mahan yodhaaaaaa.....mahan yodhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....aur achanak se ek aghori saamne aa gaya aur chilan elaga yodhaaaaaaaaa yohdaaaaaaaaaaaa...
aur mai jhat se jaag gaya.....
abhi mai jaga hi tha ki....achanak richa ke room se chikhne ki awaz aayi....yodhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

bahad umda update hai bhai