Nevil singh
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Bahad umda update mitrUpdate 25
Saumya angdayi leti hui jaag jaati
Saumya - etnai jaldi aa gaya badi acchi need aa gayi
Raj - aacha ghar jaa hi jakar so jana acche sai
Saumya - waha tumhare shareer jaisa sakoon nahi hai
Raj - bus bus jada majak mat
Saumya masti bhari awwaz mai - toh phir kaya karu bolo
Raj - dekho saumya Bike pe aisa mat karo
Saumya aise hadbadata dekh raj ko hasane lagati hai
Raj kuch bolnai wala hota hai ki tabhi samani kisi ko danda kiye dekh bike ko rokata hai
Saurav - Oye tau kaha jaa raha etnai tezzi mai
Raj - kuch nahi sir ghar jaa raha
Saurav - accha aur yeh picche kon hai
Saumya saurav ko phechan jaati par kuch bolati nahi hai
Usski nazar usske picche apne chacha pe the tiwari pe
Tiwari saurav ko picche hata ke kudh aage jata hai
Tiwari - kaha sai aa rahe ho tum dono
Raj - sir simbpuri sai aa rahe hai
Yaha mai aap sabko batana chaunga ki simbpuri abb Maps mai aa gaya hai aur usske baare mai sabako yeh pata hai ki waha jungalo mai bhaut bada gaav hai jaha log rehate hai aur sabko ess liye pata chala kyuki samaye yaani time nai aisa kiya taaki timeline jasi thi waisi rahe kuch badalaav ke saath par haa samaye ke badlaav sai kuch bigada toh woh sab aage dekha jaayega
Tiwari - aacha woh jungaloo ke bich mai joh gaav hai waha
Raj - haa sir
Saumya kuch bolane waali hoti par aage ki baat sun ke chup ho jaati hai
Tiwari apne batch pe haath dhikhata hua - mera naam nevil hai aur mere sir tiwari sir nai tumhe dudhnai ko bola hai
Raj - are sir tab toh aap saumya ko jaante honge wahi hai mere saath
Tiwari picche dekh - accha accha ( Par woh saumya ko kuch esshara karata hai )
Raj - kaya hua sir abb mai jaa skata hu
Tiwari - aise kaise mana essko janata hu aee saurav ladaki ko lekar jaa yaha sai
Saurav - madam aap chaliye yaha
Saumya utar ke - par ch…
Tiwari - bola naa muh band aur jaao yaha sai ess ladake sai baat karani aur hum nahi chhate tumhe pareshani ho taaki tiwari sir hume kuch kahe
Raj - aree sir aise kaise le jaaoge kiya hai humnai aisa
Tiwari apna danda raj ke kandhe par rakhe ke - abe oye tuh hoga koi dedh futiya chuja samajha par mai bhi kam nahi hu aur police sai jada saan pati nahi samjha
Raj - par galati toh bataoo sir
Tiwari - galati teri yeh hai ki tiwari sir ki ghar ki ladaki ko leakr tuh faraar tha
Raj - faraar aap saumya sai puch lo hum ek dusare sau payar karate hai
Saumya - ji
Tiwari chilla ke - bich mai naa bol
Raj thoda ghusse mai - sir yeh sahi nahi mere sai batmezzi ki toh sahi par saumya sai nahi etana dhyaan rakho
Tiwari - aee pakado ree essko pakado aur andar le chalo baako dono
Naik aur Nevil raj ko pakad ke samane ke godam mai lekar jaate hai
Edhar saumya bahar
Saumya - saurav bhai yeh aap kaya kar rahe ho chacha kudh ko nevil bada rahe please yeh log raj ke saath kaya karne jaa rahe
Saurav - mujhe nahi pata aur sir nai bhi kuch kehnai ko mana kiya hai
Andar
Tiwari - haa bahar bahut akad raha thaa naa abb bata kaya kar lega tuh yaha koi nahi rokega agar tuh kuch kar paya toh
Raj - accha meri baat lagata tum logo ke beje mai nahi jaa rahi hai mai bol rha hu mai aur saumya ek dusare sai payaar karate hai
Tiwari ek danda raj ke haath pe chipka deta hai aur - dekh humare sir nahi cahate ki tuh saumya sai mile ess liye unhonai bola hai ki teri kabhar lekar tujhe uss sai alag kiya jaaye
Raj hasta hua - ha ha ha ha ha kaya baat hai kaya baat maine socha phele hi log kahrab hote aaj kal toh log kamine ho gaye hai
Tiwari - jabaan sambhal ke baat kar samajha police sai aise baat karega tuh
Raj - acch alee le le sir ko bura lag gaya kaya abhi tak mujhe laga tamiz waale police waale ho tum log par tum logo mai toh ghmand bhara hua hai aur ek baar bata du yaha mere ko yaa saumya ko chhua bhi tum logo nai toh kal tumhare upper yeh vardi nahi rahegi samjhe
Tiwari abb thoda ghusse mai aa gaya kyuki woh apni vardi pe kuch nahi sun sakata thaa raj kaa muh pakad ke - kon hai be tuh etna ghmand kaahe kaa dhikha raha
Raj - mai toh siddhe sidhee baat kar rha thaa lata tum log padate nahi ho akhabaar mai Cm girish singh kaa beta hu samjha aur naa samajha toh jakar apne sir ko samajha de payaar sai yaar war sai saumya ko mere sai alag naa kar sakataa
Tiwari - kaya bak raha unnka beta toh 10-11 saal phele mar chuka thaa
Raj - etna pata toh yeh bhi pata hoga usski laash kahi kho gayi aur usska naam kaya thaa
Tiwari piche hat ke phone mai kal ki news dekhata hai
Tiwari man mai - mai toh yaha esski toughness check karnai aya thaa kahi yeh payaar naa natak toh nahi kar raha saumya ke saath par yeh cm kaa khoya hua beta hai yakeen nahi ho raha
Tiwari has ke - accha ek baat bata tuh cm kaa beta thik par tuh saumya ko apne jab office mai rakhata thaa tab tujhe saumya sai payaar nahi hua jab sab chin gaya usspar payaar aa gaya tera kaise
Raj abb tiwari ki baat mai thoda azeeb saa apna pan dekh paa raha thaa ussnai edhar udhar dekha
Toh dekha nevil naik usske picche kadhe the
Raj - aap tiwari sir ho naa saumya ke chacha yaha mere class lene aaye the
Tiwari abb nevil sai - jaao meri vardi lekar aao
Tiwari raj sai - manana padega tuh hoshiyaar bhi hai
Raj - par sir esski kaya jarurt thi
Tiwari - maine saumya ko dudhnai ke liye nazar rakhi tum pe tab pata chala ki tum logo ek dusare sai payaar karate
Raj - par woh kaise
Tiwari -beta humari nazare nahi scanner hai bhaut kuch scan kar leti hai
Raj - par sir saumya bhi pareshan hogi bahar mai jaau
Tiwari apni vardi phenata hua aur nevil ko usski vardi deta hua - phele mere sawaal kaa jawab de do phir apni saumya sai mil lo
Raj - sir waise toh kuch aisa bahut khaas change nahi hua mere aur saumya ke dil mai payaar bahut phele sai thaa par saayad mere company sai hatane ke baad mai kam busy rehane laga aur hum logo ke bich ki duriya kam hui aur hum samjh paaye ki humare bich kaya hai
Tiwari - accha hota bhi hai chaloo tum logo ko tumhara payaar toh mila hum toh abhi bhi talaash mai hi lage hue hai
Nevil - aree sir aapko kis chiz ki kami aapna naam hi kaafi hai
Raj - sir par kabhi kabhi naam hi sab kuch nahi hota jaise jab tak mera naam har magzine mai thaa tab tak bhi naa mai saumya ko samajh paya naa woh mujhe
Tiwari - tum toh aise baate kar rahe jaise picchale janam ke fuke hue lover ho
Raj bhi has ke - sir meri baate naa hi kare toh sahi warana yaha pura din nikal jaayega
Naik - sir waise hume abb chalana bhi caahiye warana woh saurav bhar phir apni gf sai lag jaayega
Tiwari - tum logo ko dekha bhaut jal rahe aaj kal uss sai tum log bhi bana lo dekho yaha bus payaar kaa mahol ban raha hai
Usske baaad chalte hue raj - sir payaar aaj kal woh dawa hai jiska naam pata hone par bhi aapko dudhe naa milati phir jaha aap usske hone ki sabsai kam iccha rakhate hai mil jaati ha
Tiwari - thoda dheere bolo kisi nai sun kiya tiwari seth payaar wagera ki baate kar raha toh kal hi gunde londiya bhejana chalu kar denge
Sab log hasate hue bhar aate hai sabko ata dekh
Saumya bahgati hui raj ke pass aati aur raj ko pakad leti hai - chacha ji raj nai kuch nahi kiya please kuch mat kariye
Tiwari - aree bitiya hum kaha kuch kar rahe bus thodi class lene aaye the abb pata chal chuka ki tumnai esspar jadu chala rakha tha abb chhodo essko warana humare aage phir saar majanu log aise hi ghumenge
Saumya raj ko chhod ke sir nicche kar leti hai
Tiwari - saumya dar accha kar par etna nahi ki kisi sai kuch keh naa paao raj tumhar liye marnai ko tayaar hai aur tum ussko mere dar sai yeh naa bta paayi mai kon hu bhale maine chup rehane kaa esshara kiya par tumhe bolana caahiye
Raj - aare nahi sir yeh toh mere liye kisi ko bhi maar yeh toh aap logo ke hi sanskaar essko chup kiye rahe hai
Tiwari - bhai bus lagata aaj toh apna pet bahar gaya hum bina baat ke chinata mai doobe the kaisa lagata hai
Saumya - chacha ji woh mom bhai ko bhi samajah dijiye naa woh log raj ko hamesha galat samajhte hai
Tiwari - woh sab tum mujhe pe chhod de par abb aise bhar jada din ke liye gayab mat hua kar
Raj -aree sir yeh meri secretory bhi reh chuki hai toh mera naya business mai bhaut kuch settle karana pad raha thaa toh sahi sai mauka na mila batane kaa kuch
Tiwari - aacha chalo thik hai jaao abb tumm.. raj hatao
Tiwari nai raj ko khicha
Raj - aaah meraa
Raj jaise chikha sabki nazar usski taraf gayi
Ek bike wala raj ko chaku marne wala thaa ki tiwari nai ussko khicha par halka saa cut lag gaya
Par raj nai furati sai uss bike baaki ki gardan pakadi aur usska muh kaa rumal usske haath mai aa gaya
Tiwari apni gun lekar arjust karata hai par woh bike waale nikal jate hai
Tiwari - yeh thik toh hai naa
Raj - haa sir mai thik hu
Saumya - kaha thik ho dekho cut gaya hai
Tiwari - naik essko jaao saumya ke saath ghar chhod ke jao aur haa dhyaan sai mai jara jakar ess bike ka pata lagata hu
Tiwari nikal jata aur saumya apna duapata raj ke kandhe par lagat hu naik apni bike sai nikal jaate hai
kuch hi ghante bite the news mai aa raha thaa
aaj ki taza kabhar mere saath mai hu Shikha aur mere saath hai mere saath Sam
Sam - haa aaj hum chaanel pe sabsai tezz yeh khabar aa rhi ki cm ke bete raj pe aaj jaan lewaa hamala hua hai woh bhi tiwari seth ke waha hote
Shikha - ji haaa yeh wahi tiwari seth hai jisai har mujarim kaapta hai
Sam - yeh bhaut hi sharmnaak ghatana hai
Ab yeh koun dushman zinda ho gaya jo Raj ko chaku maar kar bhag gaya aur Tiwari babu ki naak ke neeche se rafuchakker ho gaya
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