Update 2
Agar nahi karta to aap yanha
Nahi hote janab... ... piche mudke dekha to SP sahab khade the...main fauran sar jhukaye khada hogaya...
Main: Sorry sir maine apke officer ke sath badtamizi ki par main kiya karta wo log mujhe andar aane hi nahi de rahe the.....
Sp: koi bat nahi beta kamse kam isi bahane mujhe ye to pata chala ki tum mere beti se kitna pyar karte ho....
Ladki: Acha dad to phir bataye ye mujhse kitna pyar karte hain...
Sp: Bahot Bahot jyada apni jaan se jyada.... aaj apni mohabbat ke khatir isne sarkar ka patta apni gale se nikal diya uske 35+ admi ko mardiya apni jaan ki parwah Na karte hue yanha aya jab ke ise pata tha humlog yanha honge..... isse jyada aur kiya gawah chahiye....
Ladki: (muskra kar mere aur dekhte hui)I know dad he loves me too much....
Sp: Bhai mene to tumhe damad msan liya aur ab tum mujhe sasur mano ya Na mano. Aur agar kabhi meri beti ko rulaya to dekh lena phir.....
Main
muskra kar) Kabhi nai rulaunga sir....
Sp: Gadhe sir nahi papa bulao...acha beta aap log baat karo main chalta hun....
Main&ladki: OK dad by.... Sp sahab muskra kar room se nikal gaye
Main phir se ladki..... Pause....
Sune sale writer kya tabse ladki ladki laga rakha he hnn really tere jese writer bhi hote hain iss duniya me...jaldi se koi naam de usse nahi to tere hi pen se tera murder kardunga....co2 ke DNA .... Start.... Main phir se PIHU ke sar ko apni god me liye baith gaya aur uske balo ko sehlane laga.....
Main: Jaan tumne suicide karne ki kosis kyun ki agar tumhe kuch ho jata to mera kiya hota.....tumhare aur malik (god) ke siwa kon he mera.
Pihu: Tumhare hi vajah se hua ye sab pehle hi mujhe accept kar lete to aaj kisi park mein baithe hote Na ki yanha...hmmm
Main: Park phir hote hnn kiya baat he...
Pihu: Marugi tumhe.... wese jaan tum to mujhe pehle hi pyar karte the phir aisa kyun kiya....
Main: Main majboor tha mujhe dar tha kanhi mere vajah se tumhe kuch ho Na jaye... par aab mujhe koi dar nahi .....
Pihu: Kyu dar nahi....
Main: Mere paas ek pari he jiski paas magic stick he... jisne mere jese janwar ko insan bana diya to wo log kiya cheez...
Pihu: I love you jaan.... wese apko pata he hum pehli baar kese mile the....
..... Flashback......
Main: Han jaan sab yaad he kese ek pari mere jivan me ayi mujhe sahi raste pe le ayi kese mera jaan bani... kese mera biwi bani...
Pihu: Biwi? aur wo kab bani??
Main: Nahi bani to banjaogi bolo to honeymoon aaj mana le shadi kal karlenge... Hmm hmm
Pihu: Dhat badmash kahi ke....
Tabhi mera phone bajne laga Maine phone nikala ke jese hi no dekha mere ankhe choundi hogaya mathe pe chinta ki lakir aagaya....
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