Maine raat bhar driving ki , papa aur mummy gaadi me hi so gaye aur subah kareeb 4 baje maine gaadi ghar per lagaa di.mummy aur papa dono abhi bhi neend me hi the aur main bhi thak chuka tha isiliye hum ghar me ghuste hi so gaye .
Meri neend kareeb 5 baje shaam ko khuli , bahar gaya toh dekha mummy papa ke saath bahar hall me hi bethi thi aur dono baatein kar rahe the,main bhi unke saath beth gaya
Papa: so liya , neend toh acche se aayi ?
Main: haan papa
Mummy: neend toh aayegi hi , bechaare ne raat bhar gaadi jo chalayi hai
Papa: haan thakaan utar gayi ye achhi baat hai
Mummy: kuchh banaun tere khaane ke liye
Main: nahi
Mummy: kuchh toh khaa le bhook lagi hogi
Main: nahi , mann nahi hai
Main jaanbhujh kar mummy se baat nahi kar raha tha , mujhe unper gussa tha.
Mummy: aur bata kaisa raha gaon ka experience
Main: bus theek tha
Aur fir me bahar chala gaya , tadap toh me raha tha mastaani maa ko chodne ko lekin main dekhna chahta tha ki woh bhi tadap rahi hai ki nahi.main kareeb 8 baje waapis aaya , khana lag chuka tha maine khana khaya lekin mummy se koi baat nahi ki.Aur ese hi dusra din bhi nikal gaya , papa poore din ghar per hi the toh mummy ko bhi mujhase baat karne ka koi mauka nahi mila theek se.
Third day papa office nikal gaye aur lajo aur mummy kaam me lagey hue the aur me college ke liye nikal gaya.college me itne din baad gaya tha toh friends se milkar sara din nikal gaya , college se waapis ghar aane ka time kab ho gaya pata hi nahi chala.tabhi mummy wala cloned cell baja dekha toh ruby aunty ka phone tha ,main unki baatein sunne lagaa
Mummy: Hello
Aunty: kaisi hai meri jaan bade din reh ke aayi iss baar gaanv me
Mummy: haan yaar woh ankur aur uske papa bhi gaye the bahut time baad toh socha ek doh din jyada ruk jaane me koi harz nahi.
aunty: aur bata kaisa raha sab
Mummy: sab theek tha , bahut dino baad didi aur jijaji bhi aaye the , milkar achchha lagaa
Aunty: achha toh lagega hi lekin hamara wala kaisa raha meri banno , kis kis se chudi
Mummy: tujhe bhi koi aur baat sujhati hi nahi
Aunty: bata na meri jaan kyon nakhre kar rahi hai
Mummy: aayegi toh sab kuchh bataungi , yeh dono the toh bahut chhup kar mazaa lena padaa lekin chudai karwai bina toh nahi maani me bhi
Aunty: woh toh theek hai lekin yeh toh bata ki tikki bani ki nahi
Mummy: Tikki ?
Aunty: aree samajhi nahi , jaise tikki doh bread ke beech piskar masti se unki chatani se bheeg jaati hai ese tera sandwich banwaya , ek choot me aur ek gaand me lekar
Mummy: nahi ree woh nahi karwaya
Aunty: karwa leti meri chuddo
Mummy: mann toh bahut kiya yaar lekin iss baar toh khule khet me chudi , ek ka muh me aur ek ka choot me
Aunty: haye kya kismat hai teri
Mummy: toh bula le naa apne bhanjo ko, pilwa le tu bhi , ban jaa tikki aur banwa le apna sandwich
Aunty: mann toh bahut kar raha hai meri raani lekin kya karun, haye kar nahi sakti abhi
Mummy: haye waise hi iske papa ne 2 din se nahi choda aur tu aur aag lagaa de choot me
Aunty: haye badi ghasti hai tu 2 din me hi choot laura maangne lagi
Mummy: usse kya hota hai , waise bhi kisi ne buri tarah masal kar thode hi choda hai kameeni ,haraaman Kutiya esa mann kar raha hai ki me bus kutiya ban jaun aur koi bhusand laura lendi chipka de mere upar chadkar.
aunty: haye mann toh mera bhi kar raha hai ki koi masal de mujhe , le le mazaa mere badan ka abhi
Mummy: toh le le koi began choot me
Aunty: aree began nahi loki jaisa tagdaa chahiye aur fir began chuche masal masal kar thode hi chodega
Mummy: chal tu phone rakh tu toh aur choot me aag badaa rahi hai , ghar kab aayegi
Aunty: kal hi aa jaungi meri raani
Mummy: chal kal milte hain
Aunty chal bye me dekhun koi laura milta hai toh
Mummy: chal meri jaan kal milte hain bye
Aunty: bye
Maine bhi bike start ki aur ghar ki taraf chal padaa, ghar pahucha toh lajo ne darwaza khola aur me ghar ke andar aa gaya , lajo shayad jaane ki teyar me thi
Main: jaa rahi hai lajo
Lajo: haan chhote sahab kaam ho gaya
Main: kabh hamara bhi kaam karde
Lajo: kaun sa kaam sahab
Main: aree safai ka
Lajo: kahan ki safai
Main: laure per haath ferta hua
kamre per bahut safai karwani hai
Lajo samajh gayi aur apni muskurahat chhupte hue boli
Lajo: time lagega toh kar dungi
Aur yeh kehkar woh chali gayi .....