Bht Shandar update dearUpdate 88
Stadium me bahot sare games ki training chal rahi thi. Hume kasarat karayi gayi. Kuchh ladkia bhi hamare sath me thi. Aas pass se kayi ilako se ladke aur ladkia aayi hui thi. Pass ke saher ki bhi ladkia thi, aur jaisa hamare saher me tha waise hi yaha bhi ladkia chhote sorts pehne hui thi, par ab ye sab jaise samanya tha. Ha kayi bar kisi ki aur nazar chali bhi jati thi, waise hi ladkia bhi dekh leti thi, par ab muje ye sab samanya hi lag raha tha. Kayi ladkia muje dekhti rehti to ladko ke chehre par mere liye narajgi ke bhav dikh hi jate the. Mene apne game par hi dhyan dena uchit samja. Mene dekha ki kayi ladke jo unchaime mere se kaam the fir bhi unki speed behtar thi, ye mere liye chetavni bhi thi. Unka performance ye bata raha tha ki muje abhi aur mehnat karni hai. Mene bhi apne aap ko us mehnat ke yagna me jhok diya aur pure maan se mehnat karne laga. Visnu bhai ka game alag tha to wo alag jagah par practice kar rahe the. Jab hamara break hua to me unki aur chala gaya. Visnu bhai aur ek ladka practice kar rahe the. Visnubhai ki game bhi achchi thi, unhone us ladke ko thodi hi der me patak diya, sab ke sath mene bhi taliya bajayi. Muje dekh kar wo mere pass aaye.
Shiv : Bhai, kamal ka khelte ho, aap.
Visnubhai : Thank you, tu yaha?
Shiv : Ha bhai, thodi der ke liye break tha to me aa gaya.
Visnubhai : Dav-pech sikhega?
Shiv : Kya ye, nahi bhai, muje apni haddiya nahi tudvani.
Visnubhai : Are kuchh nahi hoga, ye to bas game hai. Ye dav-pech hume kayi bar apni jindagi me bhi kaam aa shakte hai.
Shiv : Aisa hai to thik hai, chaliye.
Wo muje sikhane lage, me unki sab technic samajane ki koshis kar raha tha. Mere jaise lambe kad ke ladke ko bhi wo badi asani se yaha waha patak de rahe the. Wo muje samjane lage ki kaise kya karna hai.
Visnubhai : To kaisa laga?
Shiv : Badhiya hai bhai, aap mere jaise ko bhi kitni asani se patak rahe ho.
Visnubhai : Mene bataya na ki ye takat se jyada dav ka khel hai, jiska dav lag gaya wo winner. Agar aur sikhneka maan kare to ghar aa jana.
Shiv : Kya sach me? Thik hai bhai me aa jaunga.
Fir hum dono wapas apne apne kaam me lag gaye. Sham ko laut te waqt bhi unhone bahot kuchh bataya. Hum dono me achchhi dosti ho gayi thi. Unhone muje ghar chhoda aur wo chale gaye. Mene hath muh dhoya to bhabhi towel le kar khadi thi.
Shiv : Thank you bhabhi, aap ne kyu taklif ki, me upar ja kar saaf kar leta.
Bhabhi : Bhige pair upar jate aur kahi fisal jate to, muje aawaj de diya karo.
Shiv : Nahi bhabhi, me apse kaam karwaunga?
Bhabhi : To kya hua, iss ghar me rehnewale sabhi ka khayal rakhna mera farj hai. Achchha khana kab khaoge?
Shiv : Jab bhi aap sab khate ho.
Bhabhi : Maji to sade sat baje kha leti hai, me unka intejar karti hu, agar wo sade aath tak aa gaye to thik hai warna fir me kha leti hu, kyu ki uske baad to wo kha kar hi aate hai.
Shiv : Thik hai, agar aap bhaiya ke sath khana khao to unhe khila kar baad me muje de dena, ya fir agar bhaiya na aaye ho to muje awaj de dena, waise bhi muje 9 baje ke aas pass khana khane ki adat hai.
Fir me upar chala gaya, aur padhayi karne laga. Raat ko bhabhi aayi, bhai nahi aaye the to wo muje khana khane ke liye bulane aayi thi. Humdono khana khane beth gaye. Hum dono khana kha rahe the, bhabhi bar bar muje dekhti thi.
Shiv : Bhabhi aap muje aise kyu dekhti rehti ho?
Bhabhi : Jhepte hue, nahi aisa kuchh nahi hai.
Shiv : Bhabhi, me kal se dekh raha hu ye.
Bhabhi : Tumhe ajib lagega, par muje aisa lagta hai ki mene tumhe kahi dekha hai.
Shiv : Muje? Kaha?
Bhabhi : Wo hi to yaad nahi aa raha. Par aisa lagta hai ki me tumhe janti hu.
Shiv : Ye kaise ho shakta hai bhabhi, me to pehli bar yaha aaya hu, aur jaha tak muje yaad hai me kal se pehle aap se kabhi nahi mila.
Bhabhi : Wohi to meri bhi samaj me nahi aa raha. Sorry, me ab se tumhe nahi dekhungi, mera matlab hai us tarha nahi dekhungi.
Shiv : Isme sorry kehnewali koi baat nahi, waise bhi me anath hu, na me kabhi iss aur aaya tha na aap kabhi us aur aayi hai. Ho sakta hai ki mere jaisi sakalwale kisi aur ko aapne dekha ho, aksar kayi chehre ek jaise ya milte jhulte lagte hai par unka apas me koi sambandh nahi hota.
Bhabhi : Shayad tum thik keh rahe ho. Agar tumhe bura na lage to tum muje bata sakte ho ki tum anathalay kaise pahuche?
Shiv : Isme bura maan ne wali konsi baat hai, teen char sal ka tha, tab muje police ne ek bhikharan ke pass se baramad kia tha, wo mere naam par sab se bhikh mang rahi thi, hamare anathalay ke jo malik hai unki najar muj par padi to unhone police bulayi, puchhtachh me kuchh bhi pata nahi chala, police ne aass pass ke newspaper me bhi diya tha aur tv par bhi diya tha, par kuchh pata nahi chala.
Bhabhi : TV par? Kya TV par aise bhi news dikhate hai?
Shiv : Wohi to, ye sab aise TV channel par dikhaya jata hai jis aam taur par bahot kaam log hi dekhte hote hai. Aur ye koi badi news to thi nahi, waise bhi roj na jane kitne bachche gum hote hai, kon khabar rakhta hai.
Bhabhi : Par tumhare maa-baap to tumhe dhund rahe honge na, unhe kaise nahi pata chala?
Shiv : Me kya janu? Kya hua tha, kyu hua tha, kaise hua tha, ye sab muje thodi na pata hai. Ab to me ye sab bhul chuka hu, yahi meri jindagi hai. Aur me khus hu apni jindagi se.
Bhabhi : Ek baat puchhu, Juhi sekya sambandh hai tumhara?(Shiv aise sidhe sawal se chaunk gaya, wahi bahar Juhi ki maa jo pani pine ke liye aa rahi thi wo bhi iss sawal se chunk gayi, wo bina awaj kiye ander ho rahi baate sun ne lagi, kyu ki wo bhi jan na chahti thi ki akhir uski beti isko yaha kyu lekar aayi hai)
Shiv : Kya bhabhi aap bhi, mene kaha na, ki me anath hu, na mere khandan ka kuchh atapata hai, aur na mera. Me abhi ek anathalay me reh raha hu, aise me ye sab me soch bhi nahi sakta, aur rahi baat Juhi ki to wo mere jiwan me aayi bhagvan ki ek dut(angle) hai, pata nahi kyu use mere jaise ladke me dilchaspi hui aur meri jindagi sawarne me lagi hui hai. Filhal to me sirf anathalay ke bareme hi soch raha hu, waha reh rahe bachche aur ladkio ko achchhi jagah set karne ke bareme hi soch raha hu, Juhi ko shayad bhagwan ne mere jaise anath ka jivan sawarne ke liye bheja hai. (Bhabhi kuchh bolte bolte ruk gayi, kyu ki kal raat ko usne jo dekha tha wo kuchh aur hi tha, usne kuchh bhi naa bolne me hi samajdari samji, kyu ki aksar jo ham dekhte hai uske pichhe ke karan ko na jane to us baat ka hum galat matlab bhi nikal shakte hai)(Wahi bahar khadi Juhi ki maa ne jab ye suna ki uski beti kisi anath par daya dikha rahi hai to use bahot khusi hui, wo ander jane lagi)
Bhabhi : (Maji ko dekh kar) Are maji aap, muje aawaj de di hoti.
Maa : Abhi me buddhi nahi ho gayi, chalne firne se sehat achchhi rehti hai, aur muje pata tha ki tum kha rahi hogi, muje pyas lagi thi to me aa gayi. Aur Shiv beta, khana achchha hai na?
Shiv : Ji aunty, bahot hi swadist hai.
Maa: Ha, meri bahu bahot achchha khana banati hai, sarva gun sampan hai bus...(Wo bolte bolte ruk gayi)Tum khana khao. (Unhone pani piya aur chali gayi, humne bhi khana kha hi liya tha, fir se me upar apne kamare me chala gaya, Jab me padh raha tha to muje peshab aayi to me niche chala gaya, mene dekha to bhaiya ki jeep khadi thi, muje yaad aaya ki mene aawaj to suni thi par padhayi me vyas hone ki wajah se jyada dhyan nahi diya tha)
Me bathroom gaya aur wapas upar ja raha tha ki muje kuchh awaje sunayi di. Muje jaha tak pata chala muje aisa laga ki kisi ko chanta pada. Ghar me aur koi to tha nahi, sirf bhabhi, bhai aur aunty the. Aise me chanta to sirf bhabhi ko hi lag shakta tha. Mene sun ne ka prayas kia par awaj samaj me nahi aa rahi thi, wo dono shayad bahot dhire se baat kar rahe the ya fir wo muj se dur the, mera maan kia ki me jaa kar sunu, par muje ye thik nahi laga. Par muje dukh awasya hua kyu ki jitna bhi me bhabhi ko jan paya tha, unke sath aise vyavhar ki me apeksha nahi kar raha tha. Me apne kamare me chala gaya. Na jane kyu par bhabhi ka soch kar mere dil me dard hua. Me palang par let gaya, darwaja khula hua hi tha, bahar se aate taja thande pawan me,me kab so gaya muje pata hi nahi chala.
Subah apne nitya samay par bhabhi uthchuki thi, ye uske roj ka samay tha, chahe kuchh bhi ho jaye wo subah uth hi jati thi. Subah uth kar usne nahaya aur apne balo me tauliya lapete hi Shiv ko jagane upar chali gayi. Jab Shiv ke room ke pass pahuchi to usne dekha ki uska darwaja khula hua hi hai, use ascharya hua par darne ki baat nahi thi, yaha darwaha khula ho ya band darne ki baat nahi thi kyu ki ye upar ki taraf tha, aur us kamareme waise bhi kuchh nahi tha. Jab wo kamare me pahuchi to usne paya ki Shiv sirf underwear me soya hua hai, ye dekh kar to uski dhadkan hi ruk gayi, kyu ki usne aisa socha nahi tha. Wo fauran palat gayi, use apne dil ki dhadkan bhi sunayi de rahi thi, dil itna joro se dhadak raha tha. Usne ahista se palat kar Shiv ki aur dekha to wo ankhe band kiye soya hua tha. Wo ahista se palat gayi aur Shiv ko dekhne lagi, uska sudradh sarir waqayi me akarshak tha, uska lamba kad use aur akarshit banata tha. Wo use nihar rahi thi ki uski nazar uske underwear me bane ubhar par chali gayi, uska dil itna jor se uthala ki usne apne muh par hath daba diya, warna muh se awaj nikalna tay tha. Wo aau pehli bar kisi gair mard ko aise dekh rahi thi. Uske ang ko dekh kar use ajib si anubhuti ho rahi thi. Uske do karan the, ek to wo Shiv ko is awastha me dekh rahi thi, aur dusara uska wo ang bahot bada dikh raha tha. Usne fauran najare ghuma li, wo wapas jane lagi par Shiv ko uthana tha, to wo ruk gayi. Usne kanpte hatho se waha padi chaddar ko shiv ke uppar dala aur uska nicheka sharir dhank diya. Usne ek do bar Shiv ko pukara par wo gehri neend me tha. Usko jagane ke liye usne apna hath aage badhaya, uska hath kandhe ki aaur jate jate uski chhati ki aur jane laga. Ajib si sthiti ho gayi thi, bhabhine jab hath shiv ki chati par rakkha to us sakht maspehsio ko mehsus karke uske muh se aah nikal gayi jise usne badi kusalta se apne hotho se daba diya. Wo do teen palo ke liye uski chati par hath rakh kar khadi rahi, use dil ki dhadkane sunayi de rahi thi. Fir kuchh soch kar wo shant ho gayi, usne sare vichar tyag diye, usne ek aah bhari aur Shiv ke kandhe ko hilaya.
Bhabhi : Utho Siv, subah ho gayi hai. Shiiiiiiv, utho.
Shiv : Ummmmmm, thodi der didi.
Bhabhi : Shiv ke muh se didi sun kar use ajib laga, wo Shiv ko dekhne lagi to usne paya ki wo abhi neend me hai.
Bhabhi : Shiiiiv, uthooooo.
Shiv : (Hadbadata hue)ummm aammmnnn, bhabhiiii.
Bhabhi : Chalo utho, jana nahi hai kya?
Shiv : Aap ander?
Bhabhi : Tum darwaja khula rakh kar so gaye the. Chalo ab uth jao aur niche aa jao.
Shiv : Bhabhi... (Wo jate jate ruk gayi, aur Shiv ko dekhne lagi)Bhabhi, kal raat kya hua tha?
Bhabhi : (Anjan bante hue)Kya hua tha? Kis bareme baat kar rahe ho?
Shiv : Muje laga, kal bhaiya ne aap ko mara...
Bhabhi : (Dusari aur palat gayi)Aisa kuchh nahi hua hai, tumhara wahem hai, chalo ab niche aa jao me dudh banati hu.
Shiv : Muje pata hai, aap juth bol rahi hai, muje bas ye samaj nahi aa raha ki aap jaisi patni par wo kaise hath utha sakte hai?
Bhabhi : (Uski ankhe bhig ne lagi thi, par jaise taise usne apne aap ko sambhala aur bina dekhe hi kaha)Ye hum pati patni ka mamla hai, kisi ko isme dakhal nahi dena chahiye. Tum taiyar ho jao aur nichhe aa jao.
Shiv : Ji bhabhi.
Me niche gaya taiyar hua, aur naha dho kar nasta karne betha tha. Jab hum nasta kar rahe thi to dono hi chup the.
Bhabhi : Mera ek kaam karoge?
Shiv : Ha boliye na bhabhi.
Bhabhi : Dopahar me muje mandir le jaoge?
Shiv : Dopahar me? Log subah mandir jate hai, sham ko jate hai, dopahar me to mandier band rehta hai na?
Bhabhi : Mene jitna kaha wo sunte kyu nahi, mene bas itna puchha, ki muje le kar jaoge ki nahi?
Shiv : Ha, mene kab mana kia. (Mene khana khaya aur bahar aaya to aunty mandir me se aarti le kar aa rahi thi, mene aarti li aur unko pranam kia)
Bhabhi : Maaji, me dopahar ko mandir jau?
Maa : Isme puchhnewali konsi baat hai, bol de chandra ko.
Bhabhi : Wo nahi aayenge, me Shiv ke sath chali jaungi.
Maa : (Ek do pal soch kar) Thik hai bahu.
Meri kuchh samaj me nahi aa raha tha. Thodi der me Visnubhai aa gaye aur hum dono waha se stadium nikal gaye. Jab do pahar me laute to mene khana khaya aur fir bhabhi ko le kar nikal gaya. Bhabhi ne saree ke pallu se apne muh ko puri tarha se dhaka hua tha. Mandir gaav ke thoda bahar tha, ek do rahe par mene bike modi to bhabhi ne fauran muje rok diya.
Bhabhi : Iss aur nahi, uss aur chalo. (Mene bike uss aur mode di) Iss aur kabhi galti se bhi nahi jana.
Shiv : Kyu bhabhi?
Bhabhi : Iss aur inke chahere bhai ke khet hai, unke aur hamare bich achchhe sambandh nahi hai, aaye din jhagade hote rehte hai, to galti se bhi us aur na jana.
Shiv : Ji bhabhi. (Hum dono mandir pahuch gaye, waha koi nahi tha, sirf hum dono the, mene dekha to mandir ke aage jali bhi band thi. Mene dekha ki bhabhi ne apne shir ke pallu ko sahi kia aur hath jod kar ankhe band kar di, mene bhi bhagvan ko pranam kia, ye Shiv mandir hi tha, bhagwan bholenath ka mandir)
Bhabhi : (Maan me)Hey, prabhu, aap to sarva gyata ho, aap sab kuchh jante ho, ye kaisi vipada hai, mera kya gunah hai jo muje ye sab sehna pad raha hai, agar muje iss ghar se nikala gaya to me aap ki saugandh kha kar kehti hu, me jinda nahi rahungi, kya aap apni is bhakt par itni bhi kripa nahi kar shakte. Bachpan se aapki puja karti aa rahi hu, prabhu, aap hi ho jo muje iss paristhi se nikal shakte ho, aap ke liye sab sambhav hai, me aapke aage hath jodti hu, apke charno me apna shis namati hu, prabhu daya kijiye, krupa kijiye bholenath, me aap ki sharan me hu, meri sahayta karo Shiv(Usne apna shir niche jamin par laga diya, tabhi uske kaano me ghanti ki aawaj aayi, usne ankhe khol kar dekha to Shiv baju me khada tha, use uske pair dikhayi de rahe the, usne apni gardan side se utha kar dekha to uski najar ahista ahista pure Shiv par gayi, wo hath jode bhagvan ko pranam kar raha tha, uske muh se anayas hi nikala)Shiiiiiv.
Shiv : (Mera naam sun ne par mene ankhe kholi aur dekha to bhabhi mere pairo ke pass thi to me fauran dur hat gaya) Sorry bhabhi. (Thodi der baad hum dono bahar aa gaye, mene dekha ki bhabhi ne aaspass dekha fir apne shir se pallu hata diya) Bhabhi aapne pallu se apna muh kyu dhak diya tha.
Bhabhi : Bas aise hi.
Shiv : Muje lagta hai, aap muje apna nahi manti, hai na? aap ko muj par viswas nahi hai.
Bhabhi : Aisa kyu keh rahe ho? Agar viswas na hota to kya tumhare sath yaha aati?
Shiv : To fir batao na bhabhi, aapne aisa kyu kia, kyu ki aapne jis tarha se apna chehra chhupaya tha wo samanya to nahi tha.
Bhabhi : Me kisi ko apna chehra nahi dikhana chahti thi iss liye.
Shiv : Wohi to me puchh raha hu, kyu? (Mere aisa puchhne par unki ankho me pani chalak aaya)
Bhabhi : Log muje, manhus samajte hai, inka man na hai ki agar mera chehra ye dekhenge to inka bura hoga.
Shiv : Ye kya bakwas hai. Bhala aap ka chehra dekhne se unka kaise bura hoga?
Bhabhi : Me banj...(Bote bolte unka gala bhar aaya).(Apne aap ko sambhalte hue)To log mera muh dekhana pasand nahi karte.
Shiv : Ye kya bevakufi hai, me to roj aapka chehra dekhta hu, mera to koi bura nahi hua,balki muje to lagta hai mera achchha hi ho raha hai, meri to subah bhi apke iss khubsurat chehre ko dekh kar hhi hoti hai. (Me kya bol gaya uska ehsas muje thodi der baad hua)Sorry bhabhi, mera ye matlab nahi tha.
Bhabhi : (Muskurane ka prayas karte hue)Iska matlab me khubsurat nahi, hai na?
Shiv : Nahi, mera matlab wo nahi tha, aap khubsurat ho, bahot jyada khubsurat ho par muje aisa nahi kehna chahiye, issiliye mene sorry kaha. Par bhabhi aap doctors ka bhi sahara le shakti hai na.
Bhabhi : Wo bhi me kar chuki hu, yaha doctor bhi kuchh nahi kar shakta.
Shiv : (Sneha madam, Naziadidi aur ab bhabhi, kya in sab ki same problem hai, aur ye sab mere samne hi kyu aata hai, kya ye samasya itni badi hai ki itne sare log iss samasya ka shikar hai, mere pass iss problem ka solution to tha par me kaise kehta, fir bhi mene darte darte keh hi diya) Kya me isme koi madad kar shakta hu? (Halaki ye bolte hue meri jaban ladkhada rahi thi, kyu ki me sach me kisi ke sath ye sab nahi karna chahta tha, par me unka dard bhi nahi dekh shakta tha)
Bhabhi : (Wo meri aur dekhne lagi, thodi der hum dono me khamoshi chhayi rahi)Tum kehna kya chahte ho? (Halaki wo samaj rahi thi, par fir bhi usne puchha tha)
Shiv : (Ab me kya kehta, mere muh me sabd nahi aa rahe the, me idhar udhar dekhne laga)
Bhabhi : Jis ko bolte hue, tumhe sabd nahi mil rahe waisa kaam me nahi kar shakti, aur uska bhi koi fayeda nahi.
Shiv : Aisa kyu keh rahi ho bhabhi? Kya doctor ne ye kaha hai?
Bhabhi : Nahi, doctors ki report me, me ekdum sahi hu, par...
Shiv : Par kya bhabhi, agar aap sahi hai to fir bhaiya me hi kami hui na?
Bhabhi : (Apna shir jhukate hue)Me tumhe ye kehna nahi chahti thi, par kal raat issibat par unhone muj par hath uthaya tha, wo bata rahe the ki wo baap baan ne wale hai.
Shiv : Ye kya keh rahi ho bhabhi, wo baap ban newale hai? Me samja nahi.
Bhabhi : Kisi aur aurat ke sath unke sambandh hai, aur wo baap ban ne wale hai.
Shiv : Meri kuchh samaj me nahi aa raha bhabhi, aap me koi problem nahi hai, bhaiya bhi keh rahe hai ki wo dusari aurat se baap ban ne wale hai, to fir problem kya hai?
Bhabhi : Bhagya... mere bhagya me hi nahi hai to wo muje kaha se milega?
Shiv : Kya bhabhi aap bhi, ye kaisi bate kar rahi hai?
Bhabhi : To tum isse kya kahoge?
Shiv : Muje nahi pata, par meri samaj me kuchh nahi aa raha, ek baat bataiye, kya aap us aurat ko janti hai?
Bhabhi : Ha.
Shiv : Kon hai wo?
Bhabhi : Tum kya karoge ye jaan kar?
Shiv : Aap bataiye to.
Bhabhi : Maya, ek vidhva hai. (Wo Shiv ko dekh rahi thi jo kisi sochme duba hua tha)Kya soch rahe ho?
Shiv : Nahi, kuchh nahi, samajne ki koshis kar raha hu?
Bhabhi : Sach kahu to ye sab meri bhi samaj me nahi aa raha hai, par ye hi sach hai ki me maa nahi ban shakti.
Shiv : Wo sab muje nahi pata, par aap bina prayas kiye kaise har maan shakti hai?(Bhabhi meri aur gaur se dekhne lagi)Aise kya dekh rahi hai?
Bhabhi : Kisi aur ke muh se agar me ye sunti to abhi tak uska gaal laal kar diya hota, par me janti hu tum us tarha se nahi ho.
Shiv : (Gaal par chanta khane ki baat se me unhe dekhne laga, mera hath apne aap hi mere gaal par chala gaya jaise unhone muje sach me maar diya ho) Aap aisa kyu keh rahi hai?
Bhabhi : Mard apna ullu sidha karne ke liye kuchh bhi kar shakte hai, agar me tumhare bareme janti na hoti to yahi samajti ki tum wo sab karne ke liye muje waisa keh rahe ho, kyu ki mera bhala ho na ho tumhara to bhala ho hi jana hai.
Shiv : Nahi bhabhi, mera wo matlab nahi tha.
Bhabhi : Me janti hu, kyu ki agar tumhe wohi chahiye hota to tum meri nanad ko mana nahi karte, jab ki wo samne se tumhe keh rahi thi.
Shiv : (Jhepte hue)Ye kya keh rahi hai aap?
Bhabhi : Mene sab dekha tha, aur suna bhi tha, wo tumse jaise minnate kar rahi thi, agar tumhari jagah koi aaur hota to us raat bahot kuchh kar shakta tha, par tumne waisa nahi kia, iska matlab tum hawas ke chalte to muje ye prastav nahi de rahe ho. Par mera bhagya hi kharab hai, shayad meri kundali me wo grah hi nahi jis se muje ye sukh prapt ho. (Meri kuchh samaj me nahi aa raha tha, me soch me duba tha, muje aisa dekh kar)Chalo ab, tumhe jana nahi hai.
Shiv : Ha chaliye. (Hum dono waha se ghar ke liye nikal gaye)
Bhabhi : Ek baat to hai Shiv, tum se baat kar ke maan bahot halka ho gaya, thank you.
Shiv : isme thank you kaisa bhabhi, aap ne muje iss layak samja wohi mere liye khusshi ki baat hai.
Hum ghar pahuchnewale the ki barish suru ho gayi. EK ghante tak tej baarish hui, bahar pani bhar gaya tha. Muje Visnubhai ka phone aaya.
Visnubhai : Mene sir, se baat ki, unhone bataya ki barish ke chalte aaj shaam ka cancle hai.
Shiv : Aisa, ye to bura hua.
Visnubhai : Are koi ni, tu mere ghar aaja, kismat se mauka mila hai to aaj mere ghar khana kha, gappe marenge.
Shiv : Thik hai bhaiya, me aata hu. (Mene bhabhi ko bata diya, barish rukne ke baad me Visnu bhai ke ghar chala gaya, raste me jagah jagah pani bhara hua tha, to me chal kar hi gaya tha, Me gaya to kasarat hi kar rahe the, to hum dono ne mil kar kasarat ki aur fir unhone ek kamare me gadde bichha kar mere sath practice ki. Gaanv ke gharo me waise bhi bade kamare the, Unke papa ghar pe nahi the, unki maa aur Parul hi ghar pe the. Jab hum bethe hue the to mene unse puchha)
Shiv : Bhaiya, ke baat puchhu? Aap Juhi ke bhai ko jante he? Mera matlab hai wo kaise insan hai?
Visnubhai : Me unko jyada to nahi janta, iss gaav ke bade logo me unka naam aata hai to us hisab se janta hu, aisa kuchh khas nahi janta, jaise badelog hote hai waise hi hai wo.
Shiv : Koi Maya kar ke aurat hai yaha iss ganv me?
Visnubhai : Kahi tum Mayabhabhi ki to baat nahi kar rahe? Wo bechari vidhva hai, ek hadse me unke pati ki maut ho gayi thi, tum kyu puchh rahe ho?
Shiv : Aisi koi khas baat nahi, bas aise hi puchh raha tha.
Visnubhai : Dekh bhai, me bhala aur apna kaam bhala, waise bhi muje kusti se hi fursat milti nahi to me logo ke bareme jyada nahi janta.
Shiv : (Koi jankari na milne se Shiv thoda nirash tha, mausam ki wajah se usko peshab lagi to usne puchha)Bhai bathroom kaha hai?
Visnubhai : Pichhe ki aur chala ja, tuje dikh jayega.
Shiv : (Me pichhe ki aur chala gaya, jab me wapas laut raha tha to muje Parul mil gayi, me muskuraya to wo bhi muskurayi, me ja hi raha tha ki wo boli)
Parul : Tum Mayabhabhi ke bareme kyu puchh rahe the?
Shiv : (Me samaj gaya ki usne hamari bate suni hai)Bas aise hi puchh raha tha.
Parul : Wo achchhi aurat nahi hai, dur hi rehna us se.
Shiv : (Uski aur dhyan se dekhte hue)Tum kya janti ho, aur tumhe ye sab kaise pata?
Parul : Aurto me uski baate hoti rehti hai to pata hai, par tumhe kyu jan na hai unke bare me?
Shiv : Hai kuchh, agar tum unke bareme bata shako to bahot meharbani hogi.
Parul : Agar aisawaisa kuchh kia to me Juhi ko bata dungi.
Shiv : Jaisa tum soch rahi ho waisa kuchh bhi nahi hai, muje bas jan na hai ki unke aur Juhi ke bhai ke bich koi sambandh hai kya?
Parul : Unke kayi logo ke sath sambandh hai.
Shiv : Kya tum muje unka ghar bata shakti ho?
Parul : Me Juhi ko bata dungi, me keh deti hu.
Shiv : Aisa kuchh nahi hai, unki wajah se ghar me jhagade ho rahe hai, issliye me jan na chahta tha.
Parul : Sach keh rahe ho na tum?
Shiv : Ha ekdum sach.
Parul : Thik hai, jab ghar jao tab muje batana, me tumhe bata dungi.
Humne khana khaya, jab me nikalnewala hua to mene Parul ko dekha, usne ha me issara kia. Wo apni mummy ko kuchh keh rahi thi, usni mummy ne ha me issara kia. Visnubhai muje ghar chhodne aana chahte the par mene mana kar diya. Unke ghar se nikalne ke baad me thodi duri par ruk gaya. Mene dekha ki Parul ghar se nikali, aur ek aur jane lagi, aur muje pichhe aaneka issar kia. Me thodi duri bana kar uske pichhe chal pada. Raat ho gayi thi, kayi jagah par lamp lage the to light thi, kayi jagah andhera tha, wo ek andhiyari gali me mud gayi, me bhi uske pichhe pichhe chala gaya. Ek jagah hum dono mil gaye.
Parul : Wo dekho, Mayabhabhi ka ghar. (Usne jis disha me issar kia tha me us aur dekhne laga, ghar ke baramde me ek chhoti si light jal rahi thi. Hum dono abhi baat kar hi rahe the ki ek aurat muje dikhi, dikhne me achchhi thi)Wo hai Mayabhabhi. (Hum dono dekh rahe the ki Mayabhabhi aas pass dekhne lagi, to ek aadmi andhere se nikal kar bahar aaya, aur unki aur chalne laga, jab wo roshni me aaya to mene dekha ki wo Juhi ka bhai to nahi tha, me dekhna chahta tha ki akhir ho kya raha hai)
Shiv : Thik hai tum jao ab.
Parul : Tum bhi jao ab, dekhliya na sab. (Usne thode gusse se kaha)
Shiv : (Usko samjate hue)Mene kaha na ki aisa waisa kuchh bhi nahi hai, me dekhna chahta hu ki yaha chal kya raha hai.
Parul : Itne bevakuf to ho nahi tum jo itna bhi na samaj sako ki yaha ab kya honewala hai.
Shiv : Issiliye me tumhe keh raha hu ki tum jao, muje thoda kaam hai.
Parul : Me abhi ghar jaa kar Juhi ko phone kar deti hu.
Shiv : Tum baar baar Juhi ki dhamki kyu de rahi ho?
Parul : Usko bhi to pata chale ki uska boyfriend kaisa hai.
Shiv : Tumhe kisne kaha ki me uska boyfriend hu? Juhi ne kaha?
Parul : Nahi, par kya me pagal dikhti hu jo itna bhi na samaj saku.
Shiv : Wo meri girlfriend nahi hai, hum dono bas friend hai.
Parul : Fir bhi me bata dungi.
Shiv : (Jhunjalate hue) Thik hai tum ruko, bas aawaj maat karna.
Mene dekha ki wo dono ander chale gaye, unhone bahar ki batti bhi buja di. Waise ye hamare liye achchha hi tha, mene Parul ka hath pakada aur Mayabhabhi ke ghar ki aur chalne laga(Shiv ke hath pakadne se Parul Shiv ko dekhne lagi par Shiv ka pura dhyan ghar ki aur tha) Hum dono ghar ke najdik pahuch gaye, mene aas pass dekha to dusare ghar kuchh duri par the to koi dikkat nahi thi. Me ander dekhne ke liye jagah dhundhne laga, thodi duri par bani khidki se roshni aa rahi thi to me us aur chala gaya. Yaha bhi muje apni hight ka fayeda mil raha tha, Khidki par shisa laga hua tha aur ander se parda bhi laga hua tha par thodi si jagah se muje ander ka najara dikhne laga.
Kiski baat kar rahe ho?एक और चूदाई की कहानी गाड़ी जायेगी सामने वाला गरम होगा और वो भी चुदेगा पर ऐसा क्या सुनने को मिलेगा ये जानने लायक होगा
Shandaar updateUpdate 88
Stadium me bahot sare games ki training chal rahi thi. Hume kasarat karayi gayi. Kuchh ladkia bhi hamare sath me thi. Aas pass se kayi ilako se ladke aur ladkia aayi hui thi. Pass ke saher ki bhi ladkia thi, aur jaisa hamare saher me tha waise hi yaha bhi ladkia chhote sorts pehne hui thi, par ab ye sab jaise samanya tha. Ha kayi bar kisi ki aur nazar chali bhi jati thi, waise hi ladkia bhi dekh leti thi, par ab muje ye sab samanya hi lag raha tha. Kayi ladkia muje dekhti rehti to ladko ke chehre par mere liye narajgi ke bhav dikh hi jate the. Mene apne game par hi dhyan dena uchit samja. Mene dekha ki kayi ladke jo unchaime mere se kaam the fir bhi unki speed behtar thi, ye mere liye chetavni bhi thi. Unka performance ye bata raha tha ki muje abhi aur mehnat karni hai. Mene bhi apne aap ko us mehnat ke yagna me jhok diya aur pure maan se mehnat karne laga. Visnu bhai ka game alag tha to wo alag jagah par practice kar rahe the. Jab hamara break hua to me unki aur chala gaya. Visnu bhai aur ek ladka practice kar rahe the. Visnubhai ki game bhi achchi thi, unhone us ladke ko thodi hi der me patak diya, sab ke sath mene bhi taliya bajayi. Muje dekh kar wo mere pass aaye.
Shiv : Bhai, kamal ka khelte ho, aap.
Visnubhai : Thank you, tu yaha?
Shiv : Ha bhai, thodi der ke liye break tha to me aa gaya.
Visnubhai : Dav-pech sikhega?
Shiv : Kya ye, nahi bhai, muje apni haddiya nahi tudvani.
Visnubhai : Are kuchh nahi hoga, ye to bas game hai. Ye dav-pech hume kayi bar apni jindagi me bhi kaam aa shakte hai.
Shiv : Aisa hai to thik hai, chaliye.
Wo muje sikhane lage, me unki sab technic samajane ki koshis kar raha tha. Mere jaise lambe kad ke ladke ko bhi wo badi asani se yaha waha patak de rahe the. Wo muje samjane lage ki kaise kya karna hai.
Visnubhai : To kaisa laga?
Shiv : Badhiya hai bhai, aap mere jaise ko bhi kitni asani se patak rahe ho.
Visnubhai : Mene bataya na ki ye takat se jyada dav ka khel hai, jiska dav lag gaya wo winner. Agar aur sikhneka maan kare to ghar aa jana.
Shiv : Kya sach me? Thik hai bhai me aa jaunga.
Fir hum dono wapas apne apne kaam me lag gaye. Sham ko laut te waqt bhi unhone bahot kuchh bataya. Hum dono me achchhi dosti ho gayi thi. Unhone muje ghar chhoda aur wo chale gaye. Mene hath muh dhoya to bhabhi towel le kar khadi thi.
Shiv : Thank you bhabhi, aap ne kyu taklif ki, me upar ja kar saaf kar leta.
Bhabhi : Bhige pair upar jate aur kahi fisal jate to, muje aawaj de diya karo.
Shiv : Nahi bhabhi, me apse kaam karwaunga?
Bhabhi : To kya hua, iss ghar me rehnewale sabhi ka khayal rakhna mera farj hai. Achchha khana kab khaoge?
Shiv : Jab bhi aap sab khate ho.
Bhabhi : Maji to sade sat baje kha leti hai, me unka intejar karti hu, agar wo sade aath tak aa gaye to thik hai warna fir me kha leti hu, kyu ki uske baad to wo kha kar hi aate hai.
Shiv : Thik hai, agar aap bhaiya ke sath khana khao to unhe khila kar baad me muje de dena, ya fir agar bhaiya na aaye ho to muje awaj de dena, waise bhi muje 9 baje ke aas pass khana khane ki adat hai.
Fir me upar chala gaya, aur padhayi karne laga. Raat ko bhabhi aayi, bhai nahi aaye the to wo muje khana khane ke liye bulane aayi thi. Humdono khana khane beth gaye. Hum dono khana kha rahe the, bhabhi bar bar muje dekhti thi.
Shiv : Bhabhi aap muje aise kyu dekhti rehti ho?
Bhabhi : Jhepte hue, nahi aisa kuchh nahi hai.
Shiv : Bhabhi, me kal se dekh raha hu ye.
Bhabhi : Tumhe ajib lagega, par muje aisa lagta hai ki mene tumhe kahi dekha hai.
Shiv : Muje? Kaha?
Bhabhi : Wo hi to yaad nahi aa raha. Par aisa lagta hai ki me tumhe janti hu.
Shiv : Ye kaise ho shakta hai bhabhi, me to pehli bar yaha aaya hu, aur jaha tak muje yaad hai me kal se pehle aap se kabhi nahi mila.
Bhabhi : Wohi to meri bhi samaj me nahi aa raha. Sorry, me ab se tumhe nahi dekhungi, mera matlab hai us tarha nahi dekhungi.
Shiv : Isme sorry kehnewali koi baat nahi, waise bhi me anath hu, na me kabhi iss aur aaya tha na aap kabhi us aur aayi hai. Ho sakta hai ki mere jaisi sakalwale kisi aur ko aapne dekha ho, aksar kayi chehre ek jaise ya milte jhulte lagte hai par unka apas me koi sambandh nahi hota.
Bhabhi : Shayad tum thik keh rahe ho. Agar tumhe bura na lage to tum muje bata sakte ho ki tum anathalay kaise pahuche?
Shiv : Isme bura maan ne wali konsi baat hai, teen char sal ka tha, tab muje police ne ek bhikharan ke pass se baramad kia tha, wo mere naam par sab se bhikh mang rahi thi, hamare anathalay ke jo malik hai unki najar muj par padi to unhone police bulayi, puchhtachh me kuchh bhi pata nahi chala, police ne aass pass ke newspaper me bhi diya tha aur tv par bhi diya tha, par kuchh pata nahi chala.
Bhabhi : TV par? Kya TV par aise bhi news dikhate hai?
Shiv : Wohi to, ye sab aise TV channel par dikhaya jata hai jis aam taur par bahot kaam log hi dekhte hote hai. Aur ye koi badi news to thi nahi, waise bhi roj na jane kitne bachche gum hote hai, kon khabar rakhta hai.
Bhabhi : Par tumhare maa-baap to tumhe dhund rahe honge na, unhe kaise nahi pata chala?
Shiv : Me kya janu? Kya hua tha, kyu hua tha, kaise hua tha, ye sab muje thodi na pata hai. Ab to me ye sab bhul chuka hu, yahi meri jindagi hai. Aur me khus hu apni jindagi se.
Bhabhi : Ek baat puchhu, Juhi sekya sambandh hai tumhara?(Shiv aise sidhe sawal se chaunk gaya, wahi bahar Juhi ki maa jo pani pine ke liye aa rahi thi wo bhi iss sawal se chunk gayi, wo bina awaj kiye ander ho rahi baate sun ne lagi, kyu ki wo bhi jan na chahti thi ki akhir uski beti isko yaha kyu lekar aayi hai)
Shiv : Kya bhabhi aap bhi, mene kaha na, ki me anath hu, na mere khandan ka kuchh atapata hai, aur na mera. Me abhi ek anathalay me reh raha hu, aise me ye sab me soch bhi nahi sakta, aur rahi baat Juhi ki to wo mere jiwan me aayi bhagvan ki ek dut(angle) hai, pata nahi kyu use mere jaise ladke me dilchaspi hui aur meri jindagi sawarne me lagi hui hai. Filhal to me sirf anathalay ke bareme hi soch raha hu, waha reh rahe bachche aur ladkio ko achchhi jagah set karne ke bareme hi soch raha hu, Juhi ko shayad bhagwan ne mere jaise anath ka jivan sawarne ke liye bheja hai. (Bhabhi kuchh bolte bolte ruk gayi, kyu ki kal raat ko usne jo dekha tha wo kuchh aur hi tha, usne kuchh bhi naa bolne me hi samajdari samji, kyu ki aksar jo ham dekhte hai uske pichhe ke karan ko na jane to us baat ka hum galat matlab bhi nikal shakte hai)(Wahi bahar khadi Juhi ki maa ne jab ye suna ki uski beti kisi anath par daya dikha rahi hai to use bahot khusi hui, wo ander jane lagi)
Bhabhi : (Maji ko dekh kar) Are maji aap, muje aawaj de di hoti.
Maa : Abhi me buddhi nahi ho gayi, chalne firne se sehat achchhi rehti hai, aur muje pata tha ki tum kha rahi hogi, muje pyas lagi thi to me aa gayi. Aur Shiv beta, khana achchha hai na?
Shiv : Ji aunty, bahot hi swadist hai.
Maa: Ha, meri bahu bahot achchha khana banati hai, sarva gun sampan hai bus...(Wo bolte bolte ruk gayi)Tum khana khao. (Unhone pani piya aur chali gayi, humne bhi khana kha hi liya tha, fir se me upar apne kamare me chala gaya, Jab me padh raha tha to muje peshab aayi to me niche chala gaya, mene dekha to bhaiya ki jeep khadi thi, muje yaad aaya ki mene aawaj to suni thi par padhayi me vyas hone ki wajah se jyada dhyan nahi diya tha)
Me bathroom gaya aur wapas upar ja raha tha ki muje kuchh awaje sunayi di. Muje jaha tak pata chala muje aisa laga ki kisi ko chanta pada. Ghar me aur koi to tha nahi, sirf bhabhi, bhai aur aunty the. Aise me chanta to sirf bhabhi ko hi lag shakta tha. Mene sun ne ka prayas kia par awaj samaj me nahi aa rahi thi, wo dono shayad bahot dhire se baat kar rahe the ya fir wo muj se dur the, mera maan kia ki me jaa kar sunu, par muje ye thik nahi laga. Par muje dukh awasya hua kyu ki jitna bhi me bhabhi ko jan paya tha, unke sath aise vyavhar ki me apeksha nahi kar raha tha. Me apne kamare me chala gaya. Na jane kyu par bhabhi ka soch kar mere dil me dard hua. Me palang par let gaya, darwaja khula hua hi tha, bahar se aate taja thande pawan me,me kab so gaya muje pata hi nahi chala.
Subah apne nitya samay par bhabhi uthchuki thi, ye uske roj ka samay tha, chahe kuchh bhi ho jaye wo subah uth hi jati thi. Subah uth kar usne nahaya aur apne balo me tauliya lapete hi Shiv ko jagane upar chali gayi. Jab Shiv ke room ke pass pahuchi to usne dekha ki uska darwaja khula hua hi hai, use ascharya hua par darne ki baat nahi thi, yaha darwaha khula ho ya band darne ki baat nahi thi kyu ki ye upar ki taraf tha, aur us kamareme waise bhi kuchh nahi tha. Jab wo kamare me pahuchi to usne paya ki Shiv sirf underwear me soya hua hai, ye dekh kar to uski dhadkan hi ruk gayi, kyu ki usne aisa socha nahi tha. Wo fauran palat gayi, use apne dil ki dhadkan bhi sunayi de rahi thi, dil itna joro se dhadak raha tha. Usne ahista se palat kar Shiv ki aur dekha to wo ankhe band kiye soya hua tha. Wo ahista se palat gayi aur Shiv ko dekhne lagi, uska sudradh sarir waqayi me akarshak tha, uska lamba kad use aur akarshit banata tha. Wo use nihar rahi thi ki uski nazar uske underwear me bane ubhar par chali gayi, uska dil itna jor se uthala ki usne apne muh par hath daba diya, warna muh se awaj nikalna tay tha. Wo aau pehli bar kisi gair mard ko aise dekh rahi thi. Uske ang ko dekh kar use ajib si anubhuti ho rahi thi. Uske do karan the, ek to wo Shiv ko is awastha me dekh rahi thi, aur dusara uska wo ang bahot bada dikh raha tha. Usne fauran najare ghuma li, wo wapas jane lagi par Shiv ko uthana tha, to wo ruk gayi. Usne kanpte hatho se waha padi chaddar ko shiv ke uppar dala aur uska nicheka sharir dhank diya. Usne ek do bar Shiv ko pukara par wo gehri neend me tha. Usko jagane ke liye usne apna hath aage badhaya, uska hath kandhe ki aaur jate jate uski chhati ki aur jane laga. Ajib si sthiti ho gayi thi, bhabhine jab hath shiv ki chati par rakkha to us sakht maspehsio ko mehsus karke uske muh se aah nikal gayi jise usne badi kusalta se apne hotho se daba diya. Wo do teen palo ke liye uski chati par hath rakh kar khadi rahi, use dil ki dhadkane sunayi de rahi thi. Fir kuchh soch kar wo shant ho gayi, usne sare vichar tyag diye, usne ek aah bhari aur Shiv ke kandhe ko hilaya.
Bhabhi : Utho Siv, subah ho gayi hai. Shiiiiiiv, utho.
Shiv : Ummmmmm, thodi der didi.
Bhabhi : Shiv ke muh se didi sun kar use ajib laga, wo Shiv ko dekhne lagi to usne paya ki wo abhi neend me hai.
Bhabhi : Shiiiiv, uthooooo.
Shiv : (Hadbadata hue)ummm aammmnnn, bhabhiiii.
Bhabhi : Chalo utho, jana nahi hai kya?
Shiv : Aap ander?
Bhabhi : Tum darwaja khula rakh kar so gaye the. Chalo ab uth jao aur niche aa jao.
Shiv : Bhabhi... (Wo jate jate ruk gayi, aur Shiv ko dekhne lagi)Bhabhi, kal raat kya hua tha?
Bhabhi : (Anjan bante hue)Kya hua tha? Kis bareme baat kar rahe ho?
Shiv : Muje laga, kal bhaiya ne aap ko mara...
Bhabhi : (Dusari aur palat gayi)Aisa kuchh nahi hua hai, tumhara wahem hai, chalo ab niche aa jao me dudh banati hu.
Shiv : Muje pata hai, aap juth bol rahi hai, muje bas ye samaj nahi aa raha ki aap jaisi patni par wo kaise hath utha sakte hai?
Bhabhi : (Uski ankhe bhig ne lagi thi, par jaise taise usne apne aap ko sambhala aur bina dekhe hi kaha)Ye hum pati patni ka mamla hai, kisi ko isme dakhal nahi dena chahiye. Tum taiyar ho jao aur nichhe aa jao.
Shiv : Ji bhabhi.
Me niche gaya taiyar hua, aur naha dho kar nasta karne betha tha. Jab hum nasta kar rahe thi to dono hi chup the.
Bhabhi : Mera ek kaam karoge?
Shiv : Ha boliye na bhabhi.
Bhabhi : Dopahar me muje mandir le jaoge?
Shiv : Dopahar me? Log subah mandir jate hai, sham ko jate hai, dopahar me to mandier band rehta hai na?
Bhabhi : Mene jitna kaha wo sunte kyu nahi, mene bas itna puchha, ki muje le kar jaoge ki nahi?
Shiv : Ha, mene kab mana kia. (Mene khana khaya aur bahar aaya to aunty mandir me se aarti le kar aa rahi thi, mene aarti li aur unko pranam kia)
Bhabhi : Maaji, me dopahar ko mandir jau?
Maa : Isme puchhnewali konsi baat hai, bol de chandra ko.
Bhabhi : Wo nahi aayenge, me Shiv ke sath chali jaungi.
Maa : (Ek do pal soch kar) Thik hai bahu.
Meri kuchh samaj me nahi aa raha tha. Thodi der me Visnubhai aa gaye aur hum dono waha se stadium nikal gaye. Jab do pahar me laute to mene khana khaya aur fir bhabhi ko le kar nikal gaya. Bhabhi ne saree ke pallu se apne muh ko puri tarha se dhaka hua tha. Mandir gaav ke thoda bahar tha, ek do rahe par mene bike modi to bhabhi ne fauran muje rok diya.
Bhabhi : Iss aur nahi, uss aur chalo. (Mene bike uss aur mode di) Iss aur kabhi galti se bhi nahi jana.
Shiv : Kyu bhabhi?
Bhabhi : Iss aur inke chahere bhai ke khet hai, unke aur hamare bich achchhe sambandh nahi hai, aaye din jhagade hote rehte hai, to galti se bhi us aur na jana.
Shiv : Ji bhabhi. (Hum dono mandir pahuch gaye, waha koi nahi tha, sirf hum dono the, mene dekha to mandir ke aage jali bhi band thi. Mene dekha ki bhabhi ne apne shir ke pallu ko sahi kia aur hath jod kar ankhe band kar di, mene bhi bhagvan ko pranam kia, ye Shiv mandir hi tha, bhagwan bholenath ka mandir)
Bhabhi : (Maan me)Hey, prabhu, aap to sarva gyata ho, aap sab kuchh jante ho, ye kaisi vipada hai, mera kya gunah hai jo muje ye sab sehna pad raha hai, agar muje iss ghar se nikala gaya to me aap ki saugandh kha kar kehti hu, me jinda nahi rahungi, kya aap apni is bhakt par itni bhi kripa nahi kar shakte. Bachpan se aapki puja karti aa rahi hu, prabhu, aap hi ho jo muje iss paristhi se nikal shakte ho, aap ke liye sab sambhav hai, me aapke aage hath jodti hu, apke charno me apna shis namati hu, prabhu daya kijiye, krupa kijiye bholenath, me aap ki sharan me hu, meri sahayta karo Shiv(Usne apna shir niche jamin par laga diya, tabhi uske kaano me ghanti ki aawaj aayi, usne ankhe khol kar dekha to Shiv baju me khada tha, use uske pair dikhayi de rahe the, usne apni gardan side se utha kar dekha to uski najar ahista ahista pure Shiv par gayi, wo hath jode bhagvan ko pranam kar raha tha, uske muh se anayas hi nikala)Shiiiiiv.
Shiv : (Mera naam sun ne par mene ankhe kholi aur dekha to bhabhi mere pairo ke pass thi to me fauran dur hat gaya) Sorry bhabhi. (Thodi der baad hum dono bahar aa gaye, mene dekha ki bhabhi ne aaspass dekha fir apne shir se pallu hata diya) Bhabhi aapne pallu se apna muh kyu dhak diya tha.
Bhabhi : Bas aise hi.
Shiv : Muje lagta hai, aap muje apna nahi manti, hai na? aap ko muj par viswas nahi hai.
Bhabhi : Aisa kyu keh rahe ho? Agar viswas na hota to kya tumhare sath yaha aati?
Shiv : To fir batao na bhabhi, aapne aisa kyu kia, kyu ki aapne jis tarha se apna chehra chhupaya tha wo samanya to nahi tha.
Bhabhi : Me kisi ko apna chehra nahi dikhana chahti thi iss liye.
Shiv : Wohi to me puchh raha hu, kyu? (Mere aisa puchhne par unki ankho me pani chalak aaya)
Bhabhi : Log muje, manhus samajte hai, inka man na hai ki agar mera chehra ye dekhenge to inka bura hoga.
Shiv : Ye kya bakwas hai. Bhala aap ka chehra dekhne se unka kaise bura hoga?
Bhabhi : Me banj...(Bote bolte unka gala bhar aaya).(Apne aap ko sambhalte hue)To log mera muh dekhana pasand nahi karte.
Shiv : Ye kya bevakufi hai, me to roj aapka chehra dekhta hu, mera to koi bura nahi hua,balki muje to lagta hai mera achchha hi ho raha hai, meri to subah bhi apke iss khubsurat chehre ko dekh kar hhi hoti hai. (Me kya bol gaya uska ehsas muje thodi der baad hua)Sorry bhabhi, mera ye matlab nahi tha.
Bhabhi : (Muskurane ka prayas karte hue)Iska matlab me khubsurat nahi, hai na?
Shiv : Nahi, mera matlab wo nahi tha, aap khubsurat ho, bahot jyada khubsurat ho par muje aisa nahi kehna chahiye, issiliye mene sorry kaha. Par bhabhi aap doctors ka bhi sahara le shakti hai na.
Bhabhi : Wo bhi me kar chuki hu, yaha doctor bhi kuchh nahi kar shakta.
Shiv : (Sneha madam, Naziadidi aur ab bhabhi, kya in sab ki same problem hai, aur ye sab mere samne hi kyu aata hai, kya ye samasya itni badi hai ki itne sare log iss samasya ka shikar hai, mere pass iss problem ka solution to tha par me kaise kehta, fir bhi mene darte darte keh hi diya) Kya me isme koi madad kar shakta hu? (Halaki ye bolte hue meri jaban ladkhada rahi thi, kyu ki me sach me kisi ke sath ye sab nahi karna chahta tha, par me unka dard bhi nahi dekh shakta tha)
Bhabhi : (Wo meri aur dekhne lagi, thodi der hum dono me khamoshi chhayi rahi)Tum kehna kya chahte ho? (Halaki wo samaj rahi thi, par fir bhi usne puchha tha)
Shiv : (Ab me kya kehta, mere muh me sabd nahi aa rahe the, me idhar udhar dekhne laga)
Bhabhi : Jis ko bolte hue, tumhe sabd nahi mil rahe waisa kaam me nahi kar shakti, aur uska bhi koi fayeda nahi.
Shiv : Aisa kyu keh rahi ho bhabhi? Kya doctor ne ye kaha hai?
Bhabhi : Nahi, doctors ki report me, me ekdum sahi hu, par...
Shiv : Par kya bhabhi, agar aap sahi hai to fir bhaiya me hi kami hui na?
Bhabhi : (Apna shir jhukate hue)Me tumhe ye kehna nahi chahti thi, par kal raat issibat par unhone muj par hath uthaya tha, wo bata rahe the ki wo baap baan ne wale hai.
Shiv : Ye kya keh rahi ho bhabhi, wo baap ban newale hai? Me samja nahi.
Bhabhi : Kisi aur aurat ke sath unke sambandh hai, aur wo baap ban ne wale hai.
Shiv : Meri kuchh samaj me nahi aa raha bhabhi, aap me koi problem nahi hai, bhaiya bhi keh rahe hai ki wo dusari aurat se baap ban ne wale hai, to fir problem kya hai?
Bhabhi : Bhagya... mere bhagya me hi nahi hai to wo muje kaha se milega?
Shiv : Kya bhabhi aap bhi, ye kaisi bate kar rahi hai?
Bhabhi : To tum isse kya kahoge?
Shiv : Muje nahi pata, par meri samaj me kuchh nahi aa raha, ek baat bataiye, kya aap us aurat ko janti hai?
Bhabhi : Ha.
Shiv : Kon hai wo?
Bhabhi : Tum kya karoge ye jaan kar?
Shiv : Aap bataiye to.
Bhabhi : Maya, ek vidhva hai. (Wo Shiv ko dekh rahi thi jo kisi sochme duba hua tha)Kya soch rahe ho?
Shiv : Nahi, kuchh nahi, samajne ki koshis kar raha hu?
Bhabhi : Sach kahu to ye sab meri bhi samaj me nahi aa raha hai, par ye hi sach hai ki me maa nahi ban shakti.
Shiv : Wo sab muje nahi pata, par aap bina prayas kiye kaise har maan shakti hai?(Bhabhi meri aur gaur se dekhne lagi)Aise kya dekh rahi hai?
Bhabhi : Kisi aur ke muh se agar me ye sunti to abhi tak uska gaal laal kar diya hota, par me janti hu tum us tarha se nahi ho.
Shiv : (Gaal par chanta khane ki baat se me unhe dekhne laga, mera hath apne aap hi mere gaal par chala gaya jaise unhone muje sach me maar diya ho) Aap aisa kyu keh rahi hai?
Bhabhi : Mard apna ullu sidha karne ke liye kuchh bhi kar shakte hai, agar me tumhare bareme janti na hoti to yahi samajti ki tum wo sab karne ke liye muje waisa keh rahe ho, kyu ki mera bhala ho na ho tumhara to bhala ho hi jana hai.
Shiv : Nahi bhabhi, mera wo matlab nahi tha.
Bhabhi : Me janti hu, kyu ki agar tumhe wohi chahiye hota to tum meri nanad ko mana nahi karte, jab ki wo samne se tumhe keh rahi thi.
Shiv : (Jhepte hue)Ye kya keh rahi hai aap?
Bhabhi : Mene sab dekha tha, aur suna bhi tha, wo tumse jaise minnate kar rahi thi, agar tumhari jagah koi aaur hota to us raat bahot kuchh kar shakta tha, par tumne waisa nahi kia, iska matlab tum hawas ke chalte to muje ye prastav nahi de rahe ho. Par mera bhagya hi kharab hai, shayad meri kundali me wo grah hi nahi jis se muje ye sukh prapt ho. (Meri kuchh samaj me nahi aa raha tha, me soch me duba tha, muje aisa dekh kar)Chalo ab, tumhe jana nahi hai.
Shiv : Ha chaliye. (Hum dono waha se ghar ke liye nikal gaye)
Bhabhi : Ek baat to hai Shiv, tum se baat kar ke maan bahot halka ho gaya, thank you.
Shiv : isme thank you kaisa bhabhi, aap ne muje iss layak samja wohi mere liye khusshi ki baat hai.
Hum ghar pahuchnewale the ki barish suru ho gayi. EK ghante tak tej baarish hui, bahar pani bhar gaya tha. Muje Visnubhai ka phone aaya.
Visnubhai : Mene sir, se baat ki, unhone bataya ki barish ke chalte aaj shaam ka cancle hai.
Shiv : Aisa, ye to bura hua.
Visnubhai : Are koi ni, tu mere ghar aaja, kismat se mauka mila hai to aaj mere ghar khana kha, gappe marenge.
Shiv : Thik hai bhaiya, me aata hu. (Mene bhabhi ko bata diya, barish rukne ke baad me Visnu bhai ke ghar chala gaya, raste me jagah jagah pani bhara hua tha, to me chal kar hi gaya tha, Me gaya to kasarat hi kar rahe the, to hum dono ne mil kar kasarat ki aur fir unhone ek kamare me gadde bichha kar mere sath practice ki. Gaanv ke gharo me waise bhi bade kamare the, Unke papa ghar pe nahi the, unki maa aur Parul hi ghar pe the. Jab hum bethe hue the to mene unse puchha)
Shiv : Bhaiya, ke baat puchhu? Aap Juhi ke bhai ko jante he? Mera matlab hai wo kaise insan hai?
Visnubhai : Me unko jyada to nahi janta, iss gaav ke bade logo me unka naam aata hai to us hisab se janta hu, aisa kuchh khas nahi janta, jaise badelog hote hai waise hi hai wo.
Shiv : Koi Maya kar ke aurat hai yaha iss ganv me?
Visnubhai : Kahi tum Mayabhabhi ki to baat nahi kar rahe? Wo bechari vidhva hai, ek hadse me unke pati ki maut ho gayi thi, tum kyu puchh rahe ho?
Shiv : Aisi koi khas baat nahi, bas aise hi puchh raha tha.
Visnubhai : Dekh bhai, me bhala aur apna kaam bhala, waise bhi muje kusti se hi fursat milti nahi to me logo ke bareme jyada nahi janta.
Shiv : (Koi jankari na milne se Shiv thoda nirash tha, mausam ki wajah se usko peshab lagi to usne puchha)Bhai bathroom kaha hai?
Visnubhai : Pichhe ki aur chala ja, tuje dikh jayega.
Shiv : (Me pichhe ki aur chala gaya, jab me wapas laut raha tha to muje Parul mil gayi, me muskuraya to wo bhi muskurayi, me ja hi raha tha ki wo boli)
Parul : Tum Mayabhabhi ke bareme kyu puchh rahe the?
Shiv : (Me samaj gaya ki usne hamari bate suni hai)Bas aise hi puchh raha tha.
Parul : Wo achchhi aurat nahi hai, dur hi rehna us se.
Shiv : (Uski aur dhyan se dekhte hue)Tum kya janti ho, aur tumhe ye sab kaise pata?
Parul : Aurto me uski baate hoti rehti hai to pata hai, par tumhe kyu jan na hai unke bare me?
Shiv : Hai kuchh, agar tum unke bareme bata shako to bahot meharbani hogi.
Parul : Agar aisawaisa kuchh kia to me Juhi ko bata dungi.
Shiv : Jaisa tum soch rahi ho waisa kuchh bhi nahi hai, muje bas jan na hai ki unke aur Juhi ke bhai ke bich koi sambandh hai kya?
Parul : Unke kayi logo ke sath sambandh hai.
Shiv : Kya tum muje unka ghar bata shakti ho?
Parul : Me Juhi ko bata dungi, me keh deti hu.
Shiv : Aisa kuchh nahi hai, unki wajah se ghar me jhagade ho rahe hai, issliye me jan na chahta tha.
Parul : Sach keh rahe ho na tum?
Shiv : Ha ekdum sach.
Parul : Thik hai, jab ghar jao tab muje batana, me tumhe bata dungi.
Humne khana khaya, jab me nikalnewala hua to mene Parul ko dekha, usne ha me issara kia. Wo apni mummy ko kuchh keh rahi thi, usni mummy ne ha me issara kia. Visnubhai muje ghar chhodne aana chahte the par mene mana kar diya. Unke ghar se nikalne ke baad me thodi duri par ruk gaya. Mene dekha ki Parul ghar se nikali, aur ek aur jane lagi, aur muje pichhe aaneka issar kia. Me thodi duri bana kar uske pichhe chal pada. Raat ho gayi thi, kayi jagah par lamp lage the to light thi, kayi jagah andhera tha, wo ek andhiyari gali me mud gayi, me bhi uske pichhe pichhe chala gaya. Ek jagah hum dono mil gaye.
Parul : Wo dekho, Mayabhabhi ka ghar. (Usne jis disha me issar kia tha me us aur dekhne laga, ghar ke baramde me ek chhoti si light jal rahi thi. Hum dono abhi baat kar hi rahe the ki ek aurat muje dikhi, dikhne me achchhi thi)Wo hai Mayabhabhi. (Hum dono dekh rahe the ki Mayabhabhi aas pass dekhne lagi, to ek aadmi andhere se nikal kar bahar aaya, aur unki aur chalne laga, jab wo roshni me aaya to mene dekha ki wo Juhi ka bhai to nahi tha, me dekhna chahta tha ki akhir ho kya raha hai)
Shiv : Thik hai tum jao ab.
Parul : Tum bhi jao ab, dekhliya na sab. (Usne thode gusse se kaha)
Shiv : (Usko samjate hue)Mene kaha na ki aisa waisa kuchh bhi nahi hai, me dekhna chahta hu ki yaha chal kya raha hai.
Parul : Itne bevakuf to ho nahi tum jo itna bhi na samaj sako ki yaha ab kya honewala hai.
Shiv : Issiliye me tumhe keh raha hu ki tum jao, muje thoda kaam hai.
Parul : Me abhi ghar jaa kar Juhi ko phone kar deti hu.
Shiv : Tum baar baar Juhi ki dhamki kyu de rahi ho?
Parul : Usko bhi to pata chale ki uska boyfriend kaisa hai.
Shiv : Tumhe kisne kaha ki me uska boyfriend hu? Juhi ne kaha?
Parul : Nahi, par kya me pagal dikhti hu jo itna bhi na samaj saku.
Shiv : Wo meri girlfriend nahi hai, hum dono bas friend hai.
Parul : Fir bhi me bata dungi.
Shiv : (Jhunjalate hue) Thik hai tum ruko, bas aawaj maat karna.
Mene dekha ki wo dono ander chale gaye, unhone bahar ki batti bhi buja di. Waise ye hamare liye achchha hi tha, mene Parul ka hath pakada aur Mayabhabhi ke ghar ki aur chalne laga(Shiv ke hath pakadne se Parul Shiv ko dekhne lagi par Shiv ka pura dhyan ghar ki aur tha) Hum dono ghar ke najdik pahuch gaye, mene aas pass dekha to dusare ghar kuchh duri par the to koi dikkat nahi thi. Me ander dekhne ke liye jagah dhundhne laga, thodi duri par bani khidki se roshni aa rahi thi to me us aur chala gaya. Yaha bhi muje apni hight ka fayeda mil raha tha, Khidki par shisa laga hua tha aur ander se parda bhi laga hua tha par thodi si jagah se muje ander ka najara dikhne laga.
Vahi jiski chudai dekhne ja raha hai shiv khidki seKiski baat kar rahe ho?