Update 19
Juhi apne ghar aayi hui thi. Sham ko wo aur uski bhabhi ghar ke angan me khatiya pe bethe hue the. Bhabhi sabji kaat rahi thi aur Juhi salwar kamij pehne uske sath bethi hui thi.
Juhi : Maa bhi ajib hai, aise achanak phone kar ke muje bula liya. Me dar gayi thi ki aisi kya aafat aa gayi jo aise achanak muje bula liya. Yaha aakar ye sab dekhne ko mila. Mene kitni baar kaha hai me abhi shadi nahi karna chahti fir bhi koi samajne ko taiyar nahi.
Mamtabhabhi : Kyu shadi nahi karni, ab tu badi bhi ho gayi hai aur naukari bhi karti hai. Ab kya pareshani hai. Aur tera jitna kad hai us hisab se to ladka milna bahot muskil hai. Kuchh gine chune log hi honge jo tere jitne bhi honge. Ye jo ladka tuje dekhne aaya tha wo achchhe ghar ka hai. Jamin jaydad bhi achchhi hai. Sarkari naukari karta hai. Aur unchayi me bhi lagbhag tere barabar hi lagta hai. Aisa rista fir nahi milega.
Juhi : Agar maa kuchh din pehle kehti to shayad maan bhi jati. Par ab mene faisala kar liya hai ki ab me apne sports me hi aage badhungi.
Mamta : Ab aisa kya ho gaya hai?
Juhi : Muje ek ladka mila hai.
Mamta : Kya ladka, matlab tu us se shadi karnewali hai? Pagal ho gayi hai, ghar me babal ho jayega. Aur logo se kya kahenge.
Juhi : Are bhabhi ruko... thoda thehro, me shadi ke bare me nahi keh rahi, aur waise bhi wo muj se chhota hai. Me ye keh rahi thi ki me use train kar rahi hu, aur aagar aage chal kar wo sports me apna naam banata hai to uske sath mera naam bhi judega. Sports jagat me mera bhi naam hoga.
Mamta : Aisi baat hai, par tu keh rahi hai ki wo tujse chhota hai, jab tu ladki ho kar itni lambi hai fir bhi state level se aage nahi badhpayi to wo to ladka hai, wo kaise kar payega.
Juhi : Wo chhota hai se mera matlab hai, umar me chhota hai, unchayi me to wo muj se bhi 6 inch lamba hai.
Mamta : (Apne muh par hath rakhleti hai) Kya? Tuj se bhi lamba? Tu hi itni lambi hai jitne to tere bhaiya bhi nahi hai. Khade khade agar tuj se baat karu to gardan akad jati hai aur wo tujse bhi lamba hai, bapre, kaisa dikhta hoga?
Juhi : Aap ko dekhna hai?
Manta : Kya? Tere pass uski tasvir bhi hai? Baata...(Juhi ne apne mobile me Shiv kitasvir dikhayi jisme wo bhi uske sath khadi thi)Hey bhagwan, sachme, ye to tuj se bhi lamba hai, aur dikhne bhi kitna khubsurat hai, lagta hai humari nanandrani ka dil aa gaya hai.
Juhi : (Juhi sharmajati hai)Kya bhabhi aap bhi. Aisa kuchh nahi hai, mene kaha na ki wo mujse chhota hai.
Mamta : To kya hua, muje nahi lagta wo jyada chhota hai, shayad ek do sal ka hi farak hoga. Jara photo badi kar to, uska chehara najadik se dikha.
Juhi : Lagata hai aap ka dil aa gaya hai?(Juhi hasne lagti hai)
Mamta : (Use marte hue)Shaitan kahi ki, agar mera dil iss par aa gaya to tere bhaiya ka kya hoga? Aur tera kya hoga(Wo khilkhila kar hasne lagti hai) Me iss liye nahi keh rahi, muje iski shakal kuchh jani pehchani lag rahi hai iss liye keh rahi hu.
Juhi : Kya bhabhi aap bhi, iski shakal kaise jani pehchani lag rahi hai aapko? Wo to yaha se kitni dur rehta hai, aur kabhi na wo yaha aaya hai na kabhi aap uss taraf aayi hai.
Mamta : (Sochte hue, wo gaur se shiv ke chehre ko dekhti hai)Tu sach kehati hai, par pata nahi kyu iski shakal jani pehchani lag rahi hai, yaad nahi aa raha par muje aisa lagta hai jaise mene isse kahi dekha hai.
Juhi : Kya bhabhi aap bhi? Mene kaha na ki wo yaha kabhi nahi aaya aur waise bhi ye anath hai. Aur anathalay me hi pala bada hai.
Mamta :Hay bechara, uparwala bhi na jane kya kya khel khelta hai.
Juhi : Wo sab chhodo, ye maa abhi tak kyu nahi aayi, agar ab meri jarurat na ho to muje wapis bhi jana hai.
Mamta : Ari itne time baad to aayi hai, thode din hamare sath bhi reh na. Tu aayi hai to kitna achchha lagta hai, warna maji apne me vyast aur tere bhiya ka to tuje pata hi hai, wo aur apna kaam. Maaji kisi ki godbharayi me gayi hai, unhe thodi der hogi.
Juhi : Aap nahi gayi bhabhi?
Mamta : (Uske chehre par vedana chalak aati hai)Nahi me nahi ja shakti.
Juhi : Aap nahi ja shakti, aisa kyu bhabhi?
Mamta : Chhod na wo sab, achchha ye bata kya khayegi aaj, teri manpasand ka kuchh banati hu.
Juhi : (Unke hath par apna hath rakh kar)Kya hua bhabhi? Aap kyu udas ho gayi?
Mamta : (Uski ankho me pani bhar aaya) Kuchh nahi, chhod na in bato ko.
Juhi : Please bhabhi batao na kya baat hai, aapko meri kasam.
Mamta : Ari isme kasam kyu deti hai, tu kya itni sasti hai, lakho me ek hai meri nanand. Pehle to me bhi jati thi par...
Juhi : Ab kya bhabhi?
Mamta : (Aansu tapakne lagte hai)Pehle sab pyar se bulate the, par ab pithpichhe baate karte hai, koi samne se to kehne ki himmat nahi karta par, (Wo kehte kehte ruk gayi, Juhi ko laga ki koi gambhir baat hai, usne bhabhi ka hath apne hath se daba diya)Ab log muje banj kehne lage hai, itne saal ho gaye shadi ko, aur abhi tak me maa nahi ban payi.(Unhone apni ankhe apni hatheli se chhupa li par ansu tapak kar unki saree pe gir rahe the)
Juhi : dil chhota na karo bhabhi. Aap bhi jald hi maa banjaogi. Abhi apki shadi ko time hi kitna hua hai. Aap kisi achchhe doctor ko kyu nahi dikhati.
Mamta : Mene bola tha tere bhaiya ko, par wo maan nahi rahe. Wo keh rahe hai ki muj me koi kami nahi, agar ilaj karwana hai to apna karwao.
Juhi : Aane do bhaiya ko, me baat karti hu.
Mamta : (Darte darte)Nahi nahi, tu unse aisi baat maat karna, wo muj par gussa karenge. Tu rehne de jo hoga mere bhagya me wahi hoga.(Baat ko badalte hue)Issi liye keh rahi hu, shadi kar le, yahi umar hai shadi karne ki, tera bachcha ho jayega to me use hi apna bachcha samajlungi.
Juhi : (Sharmajati hai)Kya bhabhi aap bhi, aap chinta maat karo , me bhagwan se prarthna karungi, jaldi hi wo aap ko apne naam ke mutabik mamta ke sukh ka ashirwad dega.
Mamta

Muskurate hue)Dekha mene kaha tha na, kitni samajdar ho gayi hai meri nanand.(Fir dono khilkhilakar hasne lagti hai)
Shiv, Sneha madam ke ghar se apne ghar ki aur ja raha tha ki use bazar me Bina madam dikhi thi, jo kafi saman uthaye chal rahi thi. Unhe dekh Shiv daudte hue unke pass pahuch gaya.
Shiv : Good evening madam.
Bina madam

Muje dekhte hue)Oh! Shiv. Good evening.
Shiv : Laiye madam me utha leta hu.(Me unke hath se saman lene laga)
Bina madam : Are nahi! Rehne do, iski koi jarurat nahi.
Shiv : (Saman lete hue)Aisa kaise madam, aap ye uthakar chal rahi hai aur me dekhta rahu.(Me saman uthaleta hu, kuchh bags thi)
Bina madam : Are me rikshaw dhund rahi thi, abhi mil jayegi, itna bhi bhari nahi hai, itna to me utha hi sakti hu.
Shiv : Aap utha sakti hai par agar me yaha hu aur aap uthao ye achchha nahi lagta na
Bina madam : Abhi ghar nahi gaye tum, School bag liye ghum rahe ho.
Shiv : Ha, wo thoda kaam tha to gaya tha warna iss waqt muje gym jana hota hai.
Bina madam : Achchha gym, body banane ka irada hai. Ha aajkal sab ko ye shaukh chadha hua hai, sabko apni body banakar hero jaise dikhna hota hai.
Shiv : Nahi madam, me gym me naukari karta hu.
Bina madam : Kya tum naukari karte ho? Are wah! Ye to Achchhi baat hai. (Wo janti thi ki Shiv anath hai aur use paiso ki jarurat ke liye naukari karni pad rahi hogi) Achchha Shiv, Agar abhi tumhare pass time hai to mere ghar chal sakte ho?
Shiv : Ha ha kyu nahi madam, koi kaam hai aap ko?
Bina madam : Tum chalo to me batati hu. .(Ek rikshaw dikh gayi to maine jorse awaj laga kar roka.)
Shiv : (Mene saman rakh diya aur madam beth gayi, me unke baju me beth gaya)
Fir hum dono rikshaw me beth kar unke ghar chale gaye. Ek society thi wo. Aamne- samne katar me ghar the. Andhera hone ko aaya tha to bahar log kam hi the. Ek ghar ke samne unhone rikshaw rukwaha. Mene utar kar ghar ko dekh raha tha. Ground floor hi tha, aage thodi jagah thi darwaje par lock laga hua tha. Unhone lock khola.
Bina madam : Aao Shiv.
Shiv : (Ander jate hue) Ghar par kyu lock laga tha madam, ghar me aur koi nahi hai?
Bina madam : Nahi , job ki wajah se me akeli rehti hu yaha. Tum baitho me abhi aayi.
Shiv

Me waha sofe par beth gaya, Sneha madam ke ghar ke mukable ye chhota tha aur saman bhi kaam hi tha. Samne ek kamare ka darwaja khula hua tha, waha ek kone me table par computer rakkha hua tha, Aage room me TV aur kuchh saman. Thodi der me hath me kuchh paise liye wo aayi)
Bina madam : (Samne bethte hue)Maine try kia Shiv par tumhare liye uniform nahi mila. Ye paise le lo, iss se naya banva lena.
Shiv : (Me kabhi paise dekhta to kabhi unko, abhi abhi Sneha madam ne paise diye the muje)Nahi madam rehne dijiye, isski koi jarurat nahi hai.
Bina madam : Mana maat karo, aur shamane ki bhi koi jarurat nahi. Me janti hu ki tum anath ho aur tumhare liye paise jutana aasan nahi hai. Waise tum ne kaha ki tum job karte ho fir kyu purana maang rahe the?
Shiv : Ye sach hai ki me job karta hu, par job maine abhi abhi suru ki hai, aur 2500 rupaye salary hai par abhi mahina pura nahi hua. Aur mere sath aur do ladkia bhi hai jo school me padhti hai. Unke liye bhi muje uniform lene hai. Uniform to uniform hai, agar purana ho to bhi kya, waise bhi hum, logo ke diye hue purane kapade hi pahante hai. Uniform se agar paise bach jaye to wo dusari kitabe aur notebook kharidne ke liye kaam aayenge.
Bina madam : (Wo Shiv ko bade adar se dekhti hai)Are wah! Itni si umar me hi itni jimmedari se reh rahe ho, bahot achchhi baat hai. Issi liye me keh rahi hu ye paise rakh lo tumhare kaam aayenge.
Shiv : Iski jarurat nahi madam, main jaha naukari karta hu unse maine paise mange the to unhone diye hai.
Bina madam : Fir bhi rakh lo, tumhare kaam ayenge.(Mere hath me paise jabardasti dete hue)Tum baitho me sarbat banati hu. Garmi bhi kitni badh rahi hai.
Shiv : Rehne dijiye madam, aap kyu taklif kar rahi hai.
Bina madam : Isme taklif kaisi. Me roj school se aane ke baad apne liye banati hi hu, aaj muje company mil jayegi. Roj to me akele akele hi piti hu.
Maine kuchh nahi kaha. Wo kitchen me chali gayi. Me paiso ko dekh raha tha. Maine gine to pure 3000 rupey the. Sneha madam ne paise dene par mujse, kya hi mang liya tha ab ye paise de rahi hai. Pata nahi wo kya mangengi, aur aise hi kisi se paise lena muje achchha nahi lag raha tha. Me sochme duba tha, wo sarbat bana kar aayi muje pata hi nahi chala. Muje yu soch me duba dekh.
Bina madam : Kya soch rahe ho.?(Sarbat aur nasta table par rakte hue)
Shiv : Ji wo ye paise main kaise lautaunga wahi soch raha tha.
Bina madam : Iski koi jarurat nahi. Tum nasta karo.
Shiv : Par madam....
Bina madam : Maine kaha na lautane ki koi jarurat nahi. Tum chai karo.
Bina madam sach me bahot achchhi thi. Fir hum idhar udhar ki baate karte rahe. Baato se muje pata chala ki unke pati dusare saher rehte hai. Unke pati ki bhi job hai, wo bhi teacher hai. pichale sal hi inko yaha job mili hai to wo yaha akeli rehti hai. Wo dikhne me jitni khubsurat thi utni hi dil ki bhi achchhi thi. Wo mujse bahot achchhe se baate kar rahi thi.
Shiv : (Computer ki aur dekhte hue)Aap ko computer aata hai, madam?
Bina madam : Ha thoda bahot, school ka chhota mota kaam hota hai jaise result wagairah banana, wo sab computer se asani se ho jata hai. Kyu tumhe coputer nahi aata. Ab to school me bhi sikhate hai.
Shiv : School me subject to tha par uske liye alag se fees thi to me nahi kar paya.
Bina madam : Computer to aaj kal har jagah hote hai, tumhe ye sikhna chahiye, jyada nahi to basics to sikhna hi chahiye, kal jaake tum kahi bhi job karoge to tumhe kaam aaye ga. Agar tumhe sikhne ka maan hai to tum yaha bhi aa sakte ho.
Shiv : (Khus hote hue)Kya sach me, madam. Aap sikhayengi muje.
Bina madam : Ha kyu nahi, school ke time ke alawa me waise bhi bore hi hoti hu, tum aa sakte ho.
Shiv : Wo madam school ke time ke alawa to muje gym pe jana hota hai aur wo iss liye bhi jaruri hai kyu ki waha meri training bhi chal rahi hai, uske alawa bhi muje training karni padti hai. Rooj to mauka nahi milega, filhal to sirf Sunday hi milta hai.
Bina madam : (Ascharya se)Kis chij ki training karte ho tum?
Shiv : Wo ek madam hai, Juhi madam. Wo muje athlet ban ne ki training de rahi hai. Wo kehti hai me achchha runner ban sakta hu.
Bina madam : Are bap re! Kitna karte ho tum, tumhari age me bachche awaragardi se upar nahi aate aur tum. Waise bahot achchhi baat hai, aur tumhe dekh kar lagta hai ki tum sahi raste par ho. Sach me tum itne lambe ho ki tum ye kar sakte ho.
Shiv

Sharmate hue)Kya madam aap bhi, me itna bhi lamba nahi hu.
Bina madam : (Haste hue)Lambe! Tum kisi khambhe jitne lambe ho(Khil khila kar hasti hai, me unhe yu hasta dekh raha tha, school me serious rehnewali madam haste hue bahot hi akarshak lag rahi thi, Wo apne aap ko hasne se rokte hue)Sorry, mere kehne ka matlab hai tumhari height achchhi hai, pata hai me bhi mere ghar me sab se lambi hu, Par tumhe dekh kar muje laga ki me kitni chhoti hu. Tum sach me achchhe dikhte ho.
Shiv : Nahi madam, achchhi to aap dikhti ho, pata hai sab ladke school me...(Me ye kya bol raha tha,Me kehte kehte ruk taha)
Bina madam : (Ashcharya se)Kya sab ladke school me...?
Shiv : (Darte hue)Nahi kuchh nahi...
Bina madam : (Ghur kar dekhte hue)Shiiiiiiiv, kya keh rahe the?.
Shiv : Aap bura maan jayengi madam.
Bina madam

Haste hue) Ab Batao bhi! Me koi bura nahi manungi.
Shiv : (Sambhalte hue)Madam wo bahot kuchh kehte hai, wo sab to me aap ko nahi bata sakta par un sabka matlab yahi hota hai ki aap bahot hi jyada khubsurat ho aur akarshak ho.
Bina mdam

Use apni tarif bahot pasand aati hai, wo Khil khilakar hasti hai, fir apne aap ko rok kar meri aur dekhti hai) Baki sab ko me khubsurat lagti hu, iska matlab tumhe nahi lagti.
Shiv : (Hadbadate hue)Nahi madam, mera matlab hai aap ho, par par me waisa sab nahi bolta.
Bina madam

Muskurate hue)Me to mazak kar rahi thi.
Shiv : Ek baat kahu Madam, aap jaisi school me ho us se aap bilkul alag ho.
Bina madam : Wo kaise?
Shiv : School me aap kitni serious dikhti ho, muje to laga tha ki aap kabhi hasti hi nahi hongi, aur yaha aap kaise has rahi hai, aur kitni khub... mera matlab hai ki aap haste hue achchhi dikhti hai.
Bina madam : (Meri aur dekh kar muskurate hue)Wo school hai, aur sach kahu to aaj me kitne dino baad aise hasi hu. Akele akele bore ho jati hu. Issi liye to keh rahi hu agar tumhe time mile to aate rehna.
Shiv : Ji madam, aab to aana hi padega, computer jo sikhna hai.
Aise hi hamne kuchh der baate ki fir me waha se anathalay aa gaya. Jab me ander ja raha tha to Sarita didi samne mil gayi.
Sarita : Kya baat hai, school se ghar nahi aaya, sidhe kahi chala gaya tha kya?
Shiv : Ha didi wo kaam tha to gaya tha. Teri Latadidi kab se teri rah dekh rahi hai, kitni baar puchh chuki hai, ‘Shiv aaya?’ Shiv aaya?’.