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[siraja]

Vaishali aur Inder baraamde mein baitthe huey hi thhe, aisa lag raha thha ke Inder usse kuch poochhna chaah rahe hain, par sankoch kar rahe hain.
Vaishali: Papa aapko aaraam karna hai toh...Main maa ko help karti hoon...
Inder: Jaana hai toh jaa, mujhe aaraam nahin karna hai...
Vaishali: Nahin Papa, aisa kuch nahin hai, baitth sakti hoon...
Inder: Baitth, kyunki baat karni thhi tere se...Serious baat hai, sankoch ho raha thha, socha Nandini se kehke tujhe poocch loon, par tere se hi kar leta hoon...
Vaishali: Poocchhiye na papa...
Inder: Hum baar baar Anil aur Amit ke uncomfortable hone ki baat kar rahein hain, par tujhse poocchha hi nahin, ke tu kitni comfortable hai...Agar Amit ya mere saath kuch Chandni ne karwaaya toh..
Vaishali: Papa...Main...
Inder: Dekh, kal raat hum ek dusre ke saamne nange thhe, Anil aur Amit bhi thhe...Nange rehna ek baat hai, par sex karna alag...Kya tu hichkichaahegi nahin, mere saath, ya Amit ke saath...Anil uske baad kya sochega aur karega woh alag issue hai...Par tu kar paayegi...
Vaishali: Papa, khul ke baat kar sakti hoon aapse...
Inder: Wahi acchha rahega...Tu Mana karna chaahe Chandni ko, toh shaayad woh teri baat maan bhi le, tujhe aisa kuch karna bhi na pade...Aur tu abhi keh de mujhe ke tujhe problem hai, toh main hi Chandni ko mana kar loonga, phir woh joh chaahe, kar le...Par main tere moonh se sunna chaahta hoon teri baat...Khulke bol...
Vaishali: Papa, jab se Chandni ne woh videos bheje hain, maine kayin baar unhe dekha...Main apne aap ko taiyyaar kar rahi thhi ke agar aisa karna pade, toh main kaise kar paaungi...pehle Ek ya do baar ajeeb laga aapko, Maa aur Amit ko dekhna...Par jab dekhti rahi, toh laga ke main kar paaungi...Aur kal raat ko jab maa aur aapko dekha bistar pe, toh aap dono ko hi dekh rahi thhi, aur Amit ko bhi...Aur kal raat ko jab neend lagi, toh phirse kal raat ki baatein dekhne lagi, tab sirf aapko dekhi bistar pe....
Inder: Nandini ko nahin dekhi...
Vaishali: Nahin Papa...Maa nahin thhi, main thhi aapke neeche...
Inder chup ho gaye, apne phone mein dekhne lage, Vaishali utth gayi aur khade khade Inder ko dekhne lagi, apne haath jodke.
Vaishali: Maine sach kaha, kyunki aapse jhootth nahin bol sakti, aur yeh sach Anil se keh nahin sakti...Pata nahin yeh sach ka kya asar ho mere pe...Pehle hi Chandni mandra rahi hai mere sar pe...
Vaishali jaane lagi, phir use kuch kehne thha, reh gaya thha shaayad, baat poori nahin hui thhi uski.
Vaishali: Papa, aapne mujhse poocchh liya, par maine aapse nahin...Kya aap comfortable rahenge mere saath sone ke liye, Maa aur Meena ke hote huey...
Inder bhi khade ho gaye, dono ke beech sirf table thha ab.
Inder: Sach hi keh deta hoon...Haan, comfortable rahunga...Kyunki main mard hoon, fitrat hai hamaari...Aur main na Nandini se bandha hoon na Meena se...Par unhe kahe bagair main bhi tere saath kuch nahin karunga, par unki ijaazat lene ki zarurat nahin hai...
Vaishali: Aur Tina ke saath...?
Inder: Agar iss ghar aur Vibha ke ghar ko bachaane pe baat aa gayi aur Chandni ne maang liya humse, toh haan, kar loonga...
Vaishali: Bas ek aakhri baat poocchh loon Papa...
Inder: Bejhijhak poocchh...
Vaishali: Aap comfortable rahenge kyunki aap iss ghar ko bachaana chaahtein hain, ya aap comfortable hain, kyunki aap mere saath karna chaahte hain...
Inder: Dono bhi Vaishali...Tum bhool gayi, jab ek baap apne bete ke liye ladki dhoondhta hai, toh pehle ladki use pasand aana chaahiye...Ab iska matlab kuch bhi nikaal lo...
Vaishali: Aapse koi jeet saka hai...
Inder: Chandni bhi nahin jeetegi, par soch raha hoon ke use hara ke, kya woh meri jeet hogi...
Gaadi ke horn bajjne ki aawaaz baahar se aa rahi thhi, teen chaar baar baja. Inder chidh gaya, Nandini baahar aa gayi thhi.
Nandini: Kis ki gaadi ka horn hai, aise kyun bajaaye jaa raha hai...
Inder: Hai toh Anil ki gaadi ka hi, par chhota gate toh khula hai, Amit utarke bada gate khol bhi toh sakta hai...
Inder gate pe chale gaye aur bada waala khol diya, baahar Anil hi ki gaadi khadi thhi. Anil ne gaadi andar laayi aur ek side mein park kar diya.
Inder: Wahaan kyun laga diya gaadi, yahaan bhi toh jagah khuli thhi...Amit kahaan hai...
Anil gaadi se utar gaya.
Anil: Chandni ka phone aaya thha use, keh rahi thhi ke uska saamaan Tempo se aa rahai hai par Tempo waale ko hamaara pata samajh mein nahin raha hai, toh Amit ko uske kehne pe uske ghar ke neeche utaar diya...Woh ab uski Tempo mein aa raha hai...
Inder: Aur Chandni, woh kab aayegi...
Anil: Baad mein...Message ki hai mujhe ke Tempo ko unload karwa do aur saamaan Maa ke kamre mein rakhwaane...
Nandini: Baap ke naukar hain kya uske...
Vaishali bagal mein hi khadi thhi, Nandini ne kehne ke baad notice kiya.
Nandini: Sorry Vaishali...Moonh se...
Vaishali: Koi baat nahin Maa, baap ne bhi chhod diya hai usko, toh uska ab kaun baap hai, pata nahin...
Dono hansne lage, Tempo ka horn baja, Amit dikh raha thha usmein. Tempo andar aayi, Inder peechhe chala gaya uske aur andar dekh raha thha. Uska dimaag chakra gaya saamaan dekhke.
Inder: Itna kya saamaan laayi hai usne...(Tempo waale se) Loader kahaan hai bhai aapke...
Driver: Madam ne kaha ghar mein teen hatte katthe mard hain, wahin utaarenge...Sahi kaha thha usne...
Amit: Abe ae, moonh bandh rakh nahin toh tere se hi utarwa denge sab...Chachu, haath lagaaiyye...
Inder: Main bhi...
Anil Tempo ke andar chadh gaya.
Anil: Papa aap baitthiye hum dono manage kar lenge...Saat ya aatth suit case hain, ek joote ka rack, ek washing machine...Foot massager bhi laayi hai...Kaun hai yaar yeh...Sone se zyaada isko sulaane mein maza aayega...Papa, Istri aur toaster bhi laayi hai isne...Vaishali yaar, samjha na usko, sab hai hamaare paas, ab yeh double saamaan rakhne kahaan se jagah banaayenge...Yeh Le Amit, utaar...
Jaise hi Amit aur Anil ne do suitcase utaar liye thhe, phir ek gaadi ka horn baja, Inder ne time dekha toh dhaai baje thhe, Chandni uss gaadi mein thhi. Baraamde mein khade, Nandini, Vaishali, Tina aur Meena use gaadi se utarte huey dekh rahe thhe.
Aangan mein Inder, Amit aur Anil bhi use utarte huey dekh rahe thhe. Safed rang ka shalwar suit pehen rakkha thha, laal rang ka dupatta, baal khule aur kandhe pe branded purse. Lagta thha film ke set pe heroine ki entry hui hai, samay se pehle hi, aur saara film ka crew hairaan hai ke yeh time se kaise pehle aa gayi. Chandni ne baraamde mein sab ko wave kiya, jaise ke sab uska besabri se intezaar kar rahein ho. Wahaan jaane se pehle, wohInder ke paas aayi.
Chandni: Kaise lag rahi hoon main...
Inder: Swarg vaasi Sri Devi ji ki tarah...
Chandni: Mujhe laga sab ke chehron pe baarah bajj jaayenge mujhe dekh ke, par tumhaara mood toh acchha hai...Lunch kar liya kya sab ne...
Inder: Nahin, tum fresh ho jaao, phir sab mil ke khaate hain...Saamaan bhi utar jaayega tumhaara tab tak...
Chandni: Fresh nahin lag rahi hoon kya main...Khair...Anil, Mera shoe rack zara sambhalke...Amit, Inder ko utaarne de na, tu thakk jaayega, yaad hai na aaj tu, main aur Nandini...Aaja mere saath khaana kha le...
Chandni style mein mudi, Peechhe joh khade thhe, Inder, Amit aur Anil, teeno use chalte huey, gaand matkaate huey dekh rahe thhe. Aage joh baraamde mein khade thhe, ladies, woh uska cleavage ucchhalte huey dekh rahe thhe, chaaron ko lag raha thha wahin uska gala daba dein. Par lagne mein aur karne mein, zameen aasmaan ka fark hota hai na, Chandni baraamde mein pahunch gayi.
Chandni: Nandini, khaana lagwa do, main washroom se hoke aati hoon, saaf hai na tumhaare kamre ka washroom...
Chandni un sab ke beech mein jagah banaati hui, Tina ke kandhe se takraati hui andar chali gayi. Sab ek dusre ka moonh dekhne lage. Chandni aa gayi thhi samay se pehle. Ab sabka samay kharaab hone waala thha.
Nandini ne sab ko ishaara kiya kareeb aane ko, sab jaisa cricket ka huddle hota hai, match se pehle, kareeb aa gaye.
Nandini: Iske saamne koi gande shabd istemaal nahin karega, woh kare, toh moonh banaayenge, hum ne kabhi ek dusre ko nanga dekha hi nahin hai, samajh rahe hai na...Toh Pehli baar jab dekhenge ek dusre Chandni ke saath, tab ghinn karna hai, moonh pher dena hai...Gidgidaana Hai...Ab chalo, khaana khaate hain...
Amit: Chachu, sab utaar diye hain, tempo jaane dete hain, khaane ke baad kamre mein phenk denge...
Tina: Bhai mere, aisi sab baatein mat kar, sunn li na usne, toh raat bhar chatwaayegi tujhse...
Inder: Tina! Abhi kaha na Nandini ne, ke hum aise shabd...
Tina: My bad...
Sab andar chale gaye hall mein, Chandni aayi nahin thhi abhi tak. Nandini, Meena aur Vaishali kitchen mein chale gaye. Chandni nikli Nandini ke kamre se. Inder table ke head pe baitthte thhe hamesha, ab Chandni unke paas aayi.
Chandni: Aajse yahaan main baitthungi, Inder...Any problems...
Inder: Na, woh aadat se majboor hoon na, aaj se tum hi baittho yahaan...
Inder utth gaye, Chandni baitth gayi, Amit aur Anil ka gussa chadh raha thha. Tina apne phone mein lagi padi thhi.
Chandni: Phone rakh na Tina, khaane ke table pe kya kaam hai iska...Yaar family ke saath baitth, baatein kar...Maa baap ne sikhaaya nahin hai kya...Acchha, tere toh thhe hi nahin na...Aur joh hain, unhe time kahaan hoga bacchhon ke liye...
Inder: Chandni, khaane ke baad kya tum aur main kuch baatein clear kar saktein hain...Thode doubts thhe, aur kuch nahin...
Chandni: Haan haan, kyun nahin, clarity acchhi hoti hai...Koi daal pehle laata hai kya...Nandini, aise chutiyaape mat kiya karo yaar...Fuck...Sab Sikhaana padega...
Nandini: Rasoi aur dining table pe gaali nahin...Khaane ki izzat karna seekho pehle...
Chandni: Warna...
Inder: Arre, warna kuch nahin, bas, acchha nahin lagta hai Nandini yeh keh rahi thhi...Lo, Chaawal bhi aa gaye, roti bhi...Lo Chandni...
Chandni: Naatak bandh karo na Inder...T.V. serial ki Komolika samjhe ho kya...I’m real...Real raho na...Sabke chehron pe gussa saaf nazar aata hai...Fuck this paneer is good...
Nandini ne use gusse se dekha, Chandni use hi dekh rahi thhi.
Chandni: Dekho, saaf nazar aata hai, flower nahin hai yeh...Bistar mein fire hai...Koi toh gaali do mujhe...Amit, maarne ka dil kar raha hai mujhe, maaro na, par bistar pe...Ya khade khade loge...
Sab ka sabar use dekhte hi khatam ho chuka thha, ab control karna mushkil thha, par sab chup rahe, Inder ne Anil ki taraf dekha, woh toh maar hi deta, Inder ne use dekhte huey halke se apna sar hila diya naa mein. Anil ne paani pee liya.
Inder: Chandni, hum raazi hai na...Sharton ke liye haan kar di hai, toh jab bhi tum chaaho, start kar sakte hain, par aisi baatein karogi, toh, you know, thoda maahoul kharaab ho jaata hai...
Chandni: Really! Main yahaan maahoul theek ya acchha karne nahin aayi hoon...Tumhe clarity chaahiye thhi na Inder, toh deti hoon sabko clarity, yahin...Main tumhaare limits test karne aayi hoon har cheez ki...Iss aadmi ne, mere Papa se meri aur Mehul ki baat na karke, mujhe kahin ka nahin chhoda...Papa aur mera ek joint account thha, Papa ne uss joint account ko close kar diya...Kya thha usmein pata hai...Meri bachpan ki yaadein, Diwali mein diye huey rishtedaaron ke paise...Joh main teen saal ki thhi, tab se save kar rahi thhi...Maine Papa se family album maanga, nahin diya unhone...Yeh tumhaari bahu se maine dus hazaar maange ek room ka deposit bharne, nahin diye isne...Bahut saari cheezein hui, doston ke saath rehne lagi thhi main, khaane ko paise nahin thhe...Job interviews ke liye bus ke paise nahin hote mere paas...Pati bhi saala chutiya nikla, my bad...Uska toh bata di na maine call pe...Ek Saal without sex...
Khaane pe se sab ke haath ruk gaye thhe, sab sunn rahe thhe, aur use dekh bhi rahe thhe, dil se keh rahi thhi sab, aankhein laal thhi, aansoon bhare thhe unmein, joh kisi bhi samay, gir sakte thhe, usne ek niwaala moonh mein daala.
Chandni: Jab koi bada faisla karo na, toh...I don’t know what to say..Bhari padi hoon main yaar...Maar li tumne meri Inder, ab kya marwaana baaki hai...
Chandni ne aansoon ponche apne, phir ek niwaala moonh mein daal di.
Chandni: Chaawal pass karo na...
Nandini utthi aur chaawal ki bowl leke uske paas aayi, thode uski plate mein daal diye.
Nandini: Aur doon...
Chandni: Jaa ke baitth jaa yaar, acting mat kar...
Aise khaane lagi jaise barson ki bhookh ho. Sab uski baatein sunke dang reh gaye thhe.
Chandni: Aise...Yeh, family lunch, jahaan sab saath ho, aisa baitthke maine...Saal ho gaye yaar...Bahut breakfast, lunch aur dinner akele kiye hain yaar...Family mein sab galtiyaan karte hai na...Maafi milna chaahiye na...Sabko mili, mujhe nahin...Yeh, gabru jawaan, isne behen ki hi li na...Phir bhi sab ne maaf kar diya na isko, ke sagi behen nahin hai, chalta hai...Meena idhar thhukwa rahi thhi na, pati ne video dekh ke thhukra diya, tum sab ne rakh liya...Ise sahara mila na galat karke bhi...Yeh, meri behen, baanjh hai, rakh liye na tum sab ne...Maine offer kiya bacchha dene, toh...Uss din maine ise blackmail kiya, par sach bataaun na, main in dono ko deke chali jaati...Bas bacchha paida karna thha mujhe...Kok mein nau mahine ek maa ka ehsaas paana thha, aur kuch nahin...Jhatt se keh diya yaar, Chandni se nahin...Property claim karne nahin aati yaar...
Aansoon bhi ponch rahi thhi apne, aur khaa bhi rahi thhi, baaki sab table pe jaise taise khaa hi rahe thhe, par use zyaada sunn rahe thhe.
Chandni: Inder se support maanga thha, nahin mila...Anil aur Vaishali se bacchha maanga thha yaar, nahin diya...Fuck it...
Ek aur niwaala moonh mein daalke sabko dekhti rahi.
Chandni: Sab ek dusre ko support karte ho na iss family mein, toh main bhi judd gayi thhi na, by default, toh mujhe support kyun nahin kiya Inder...Anil, bacchha kyun nahin diya...Ab, lena padega, support karwaana padega...Chutiya samjhe thhe na sab...Kutta banaaungi...Aur jhaant nahin ukhaad paaoge tum sab mil ke...Woh videos milte hi, mujhe maarne ka plan hai na...Nahin milenge..Haath kyun roka hai sab ne, main toh kha rahi hoon, khaao...Meena, Gaadi khuli hai meri, peechhe ki seat pe ek carton hai cigarette ka, leke aa...Aur Shaayad ek khula packet bhi pada hai...
Meena ne khaana chhod ke utth gayi aur baahar chali gayi, kuch der baad cigarette ka carton leke aayi aur Chandni ke paas, table pe rakh di aur khula packet bhi. Chandni ne Meena ko dekha.
Chandni: Jaa, finger bowl leke aa, paani garam rehna chaahiye aur limbu ka ek slice daal de usmein...
Meena Nandini ka moonh dekhne lagi, Nandini ne haan mein sar hila diya, Meena andar chali gayi.
Chandni: She’s hot Inder...Family mein sabhi hot hain...Maza aayega...Tumhe kuch clarity chaahiye thhi na Inder, khaana khaake kamre mein aa jaao, let’s talk...Aur tu Vaishali, bra pehenna chhod di hai kya...Aur Nandini ko table pe gaali nahin sun ni...What a fucking joke...
Chandni utthke khule huey cigarette packet mein se ek cigarette nikaal ke Amit ki plate ke paas rakh di.
Chandni: Jala ke leke aana mere kamre mein...Share karenge cigarettes aaj se...I’m Trying to quit yaar...Anal Sex pasand hai tujhe...
Amit: K...Ky...Kya...
Chandni: Gaand maarna...Inder ko acchhi tarah pata hai kaisi maarte hai, tujhe aati hai kya...
Amit: N..nah..Nahin...
Chandni: Toh aaj meri aur teri maa ki kaise bajaayega...Videos send karti hoon, dekh lena...
Chandni ab Inder ke peechhe aake apne haath uske kandhe pe rakh di aur sab ko dekhne lagi.
Chandni: Ise maaf mat karna, kyunki aaj ke baad joh tum sab ke saath hoga, iski wajah se hoga...Dekhtein hain, tum sab ise maaf kar sakoge ke nahin...Aur haan, main jaanti hoon meri shartein sunne ke baad, iss ghar mein kaafi baatein hui hongi, ke mujhse kaise deal karna hai...Tum sab ready ho mere liye, pata hai mujhe...Toh acting nahin karte hain, ek kahawat hai, if you cannot avoid rape, enjoy it...So aaj ke baad let’s have fun...Inder aa jaana khaane ke baad, darwaaza knock karne ki zarurat nahin hai...Nangi hi milungi...
Amit utthke uske liye cigarette jalaane chala gaya, Nandini aur Inder ek dusre ka chehra dekhne lage, Anil ke haath ruk gaye thhe, khaana utar raha nahin thha. Meena rone pe aa gayi thhi. Tina utthke apne kamre mein chali gayi.

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[Riky007]

इंदर का सोचना सही था, मानसिक रोगी है ये।

खैर क्रिमिनल माइंड भी एक प्रकार का मानसिक रोग ही है। भरी पड़ी है। वैसे मुझे लगता है कि प्यार से सम्हाला जा सकता है। पर अभी जो ये करने वाली है वो एक्सट्रीम पर है, तो फिर बहुत मुश्किल है। पर देखते है लेखक जी ने नियति के लिए क्या छोड़ा है

बाकी नंदिनी का थ्रीसम न होने का दुख रहेगा

 

[kamdev99008]

Vaishali aur Inder baraamde mein baitthe huey hi thhe, aisa lag raha thha ke Inder usse kuch poochhna chaah rahe hain, par sankoch kar rahe hain.
Vaishali: Papa aapko aaraam karna hai toh...Main maa ko help karti hoon...
Inder: Jaana hai toh jaa, mujhe aaraam nahin karna hai...
Vaishali: Nahin Papa, aisa kuch nahin hai, baitth sakti hoon...
Inder: Baitth, kyunki baat karni thhi tere se...Serious baat hai, sankoch ho raha thha, socha Nandini se kehke tujhe poocch loon, par tere se hi kar leta hoon...
Vaishali: Poocchhiye na papa...
Inder: Hum baar baar Anil aur Amit ke uncomfortable hone ki baat kar rahein hain, par tujhse poocchha hi nahin, ke tu kitni comfortable hai...Agar Amit ya mere saath kuch Chandni ne karwaaya toh..
Vaishali: Papa...Main...
Inder: Dekh, kal raat hum ek dusre ke saamne nange thhe, Anil aur Amit bhi thhe...Nange rehna ek baat hai, par sex karna alag...Kya tu hichkichaahegi nahin, mere saath, ya Amit ke saath...Anil uske baad kya sochega aur karega woh alag issue hai...Par tu kar paayegi...
Vaishali: Papa, khul ke baat kar sakti hoon aapse...
Inder: Wahi acchha rahega...Tu Mana karna chaahe Chandni ko, toh shaayad woh teri baat maan bhi le, tujhe aisa kuch karna bhi na pade...Aur tu abhi keh de mujhe ke tujhe problem hai, toh main hi Chandni ko mana kar loonga, phir woh joh chaahe, kar le...Par main tere moonh se sunna chaahta hoon teri baat...Khulke bol...
Vaishali: Papa, jab se Chandni ne woh videos bheje hain, maine kayin baar unhe dekha...Main apne aap ko taiyyaar kar rahi thhi ke agar aisa karna pade, toh main kaise kar paaungi...pehle Ek ya do baar ajeeb laga aapko, Maa aur Amit ko dekhna...Par jab dekhti rahi, toh laga ke main kar paaungi...Aur kal raat ko jab maa aur aapko dekha bistar pe, toh aap dono ko hi dekh rahi thhi, aur Amit ko bhi...Aur kal raat ko jab neend lagi, toh phirse kal raat ki baatein dekhne lagi, tab sirf aapko dekhi bistar pe....
Inder: Nandini ko nahin dekhi...
Vaishali: Nahin Papa...Maa nahin thhi, main thhi aapke neeche...
Inder chup ho gaye, apne phone mein dekhne lage, Vaishali utth gayi aur khade khade Inder ko dekhne lagi, apne haath jodke.
Vaishali: Maine sach kaha, kyunki aapse jhootth nahin bol sakti, aur yeh sach Anil se keh nahin sakti...Pata nahin yeh sach ka kya asar ho mere pe...Pehle hi Chandni mandra rahi hai mere sar pe...
Vaishali jaane lagi, phir use kuch kehne thha, reh gaya thha shaayad, baat poori nahin hui thhi uski.
Vaishali: Papa, aapne mujhse poocchh liya, par maine aapse nahin...Kya aap comfortable rahenge mere saath sone ke liye, Maa aur Meena ke hote huey...
Inder bhi khade ho gaye, dono ke beech sirf table thha ab.
Inder: Sach hi keh deta hoon...Haan, comfortable rahunga...Kyunki main mard hoon, fitrat hai hamaari...Aur main na Nandini se bandha hoon na Meena se...Par unhe kahe bagair main bhi tere saath kuch nahin karunga, par unki ijaazat lene ki zarurat nahin hai...
Vaishali: Aur Tina ke saath...?
Inder: Agar iss ghar aur Vibha ke ghar ko bachaane pe baat aa gayi aur Chandni ne maang liya humse, toh haan, kar loonga...
Vaishali: Bas ek aakhri baat poocchh loon Papa...
Inder: Bejhijhak poocchh...
Vaishali: Aap comfortable rahenge kyunki aap iss ghar ko bachaana chaahtein hain, ya aap comfortable hain, kyunki aap mere saath karna chaahte hain...
Inder: Dono bhi Vaishali...Tum bhool gayi, jab ek baap apne bete ke liye ladki dhoondhta hai, toh pehle ladki use pasand aana chaahiye...Ab iska matlab kuch bhi nikaal lo...
Vaishali: Aapse koi jeet saka hai...
Inder: Chandni bhi nahin jeetegi, par soch raha hoon ke use hara ke, kya woh meri jeet hogi...
Gaadi ke horn bajjne ki aawaaz baahar se aa rahi thhi, teen chaar baar baja. Inder chidh gaya, Nandini baahar aa gayi thhi.
Nandini: Kis ki gaadi ka horn hai, aise kyun bajaaye jaa raha hai...
Inder: Hai toh Anil ki gaadi ka hi, par chhota gate toh khula hai, Amit utarke bada gate khol bhi toh sakta hai...
Inder gate pe chale gaye aur bada waala khol diya, baahar Anil hi ki gaadi khadi thhi. Anil ne gaadi andar laayi aur ek side mein park kar diya.
Inder: Wahaan kyun laga diya gaadi, yahaan bhi toh jagah khuli thhi...Amit kahaan hai...
Anil gaadi se utar gaya.
Anil: Chandni ka phone aaya thha use, keh rahi thhi ke uska saamaan Tempo se aa rahai hai par Tempo waale ko hamaara pata samajh mein nahin raha hai, toh Amit ko uske kehne pe uske ghar ke neeche utaar diya...Woh ab uski Tempo mein aa raha hai...
Inder: Aur Chandni, woh kab aayegi...
Anil: Baad mein...Message ki hai mujhe ke Tempo ko unload karwa do aur saamaan Maa ke kamre mein rakhwaane...
Nandini: Baap ke naukar hain kya uske...
Vaishali bagal mein hi khadi thhi, Nandini ne kehne ke baad notice kiya.
Nandini: Sorry Vaishali...Moonh se...
Vaishali: Koi baat nahin Maa, baap ne bhi chhod diya hai usko, toh uska ab kaun baap hai, pata nahin...
Dono hansne lage, Tempo ka horn baja, Amit dikh raha thha usmein. Tempo andar aayi, Inder peechhe chala gaya uske aur andar dekh raha thha. Uska dimaag chakra gaya saamaan dekhke.
Inder: Itna kya saamaan laayi hai usne...(Tempo waale se) Loader kahaan hai bhai aapke...
Driver: Madam ne kaha ghar mein teen hatte katthe mard hain, wahin utaarenge...Sahi kaha thha usne...
Amit: Abe ae, moonh bandh rakh nahin toh tere se hi utarwa denge sab...Chachu, haath lagaaiyye...
Inder: Main bhi...
Anil Tempo ke andar chadh gaya.
Anil: Papa aap baitthiye hum dono manage kar lenge...Saat ya aatth suit case hain, ek joote ka rack, ek washing machine...Foot massager bhi laayi hai...Kaun hai yaar yeh...Sone se zyaada isko sulaane mein maza aayega...Papa, Istri aur toaster bhi laayi hai isne...Vaishali yaar, samjha na usko, sab hai hamaare paas, ab yeh double saamaan rakhne kahaan se jagah banaayenge...Yeh Le Amit, utaar...
Jaise hi Amit aur Anil ne do suitcase utaar liye thhe, phir ek gaadi ka horn baja, Inder ne time dekha toh dhaai baje thhe, Chandni uss gaadi mein thhi. Baraamde mein khade, Nandini, Vaishali, Tina aur Meena use gaadi se utarte huey dekh rahe thhe.
Aangan mein Inder, Amit aur Anil bhi use utarte huey dekh rahe thhe. Safed rang ka shalwar suit pehen rakkha thha, laal rang ka dupatta, baal khule aur kandhe pe branded purse. Lagta thha film ke set pe heroine ki entry hui hai, samay se pehle hi, aur saara film ka crew hairaan hai ke yeh time se kaise pehle aa gayi. Chandni ne baraamde mein sab ko wave kiya, jaise ke sab uska besabri se intezaar kar rahein ho. Wahaan jaane se pehle, wohInder ke paas aayi.
Chandni: Kaise lag rahi hoon main...
Inder: Swarg vaasi Sri Devi ji ki tarah...
Chandni: Mujhe laga sab ke chehron pe baarah bajj jaayenge mujhe dekh ke, par tumhaara mood toh acchha hai...Lunch kar liya kya sab ne...
Inder: Nahin, tum fresh ho jaao, phir sab mil ke khaate hain...Saamaan bhi utar jaayega tumhaara tab tak...
Chandni: Fresh nahin lag rahi hoon kya main...Khair...Anil, Mera shoe rack zara sambhalke...Amit, Inder ko utaarne de na, tu thakk jaayega, yaad hai na aaj tu, main aur Nandini...Aaja mere saath khaana kha le...
Chandni style mein mudi, Peechhe joh khade thhe, Inder, Amit aur Anil, teeno use chalte huey, gaand matkaate huey dekh rahe thhe. Aage joh baraamde mein khade thhe, ladies, woh uska cleavage ucchhalte huey dekh rahe thhe, chaaron ko lag raha thha wahin uska gala daba dein. Par lagne mein aur karne mein, zameen aasmaan ka fark hota hai na, Chandni baraamde mein pahunch gayi.
Chandni: Nandini, khaana lagwa do, main washroom se hoke aati hoon, saaf hai na tumhaare kamre ka washroom...
Chandni un sab ke beech mein jagah banaati hui, Tina ke kandhe se takraati hui andar chali gayi. Sab ek dusre ka moonh dekhne lage. Chandni aa gayi thhi samay se pehle. Ab sabka samay kharaab hone waala thha.
Nandini ne sab ko ishaara kiya kareeb aane ko, sab jaisa cricket ka huddle hota hai, match se pehle, kareeb aa gaye.
Nandini: Iske saamne koi gande shabd istemaal nahin karega, woh kare, toh moonh banaayenge, hum ne kabhi ek dusre ko nanga dekha hi nahin hai, samajh rahe hai na...Toh Pehli baar jab dekhenge ek dusre Chandni ke saath, tab ghinn karna hai, moonh pher dena hai...Gidgidaana Hai...Ab chalo, khaana khaate hain...
Amit: Chachu, sab utaar diye hain, tempo jaane dete hain, khaane ke baad kamre mein phenk denge...
Tina: Bhai mere, aisi sab baatein mat kar, sunn li na usne, toh raat bhar chatwaayegi tujhse...
Inder: Tina! Abhi kaha na Nandini ne, ke hum aise shabd...
Tina: My bad...
Sab andar chale gaye hall mein, Chandni aayi nahin thhi abhi tak. Nandini, Meena aur Vaishali kitchen mein chale gaye. Chandni nikli Nandini ke kamre se. Inder table ke head pe baitthte thhe hamesha, ab Chandni unke paas aayi.
Chandni: Aajse yahaan main baitthungi, Inder...Any problems...
Inder: Na, woh aadat se majboor hoon na, aaj se tum hi baittho yahaan...
Inder utth gaye, Chandni baitth gayi, Amit aur Anil ka gussa chadh raha thha. Tina apne phone mein lagi padi thhi.
Chandni: Phone rakh na Tina, khaane ke table pe kya kaam hai iska...Yaar family ke saath baitth, baatein kar...Maa baap ne sikhaaya nahin hai kya...Acchha, tere toh thhe hi nahin na...Aur joh hain, unhe time kahaan hoga bacchhon ke liye...
Inder: Chandni, khaane ke baad kya tum aur main kuch baatein clear kar saktein hain...Thode doubts thhe, aur kuch nahin...
Chandni: Haan haan, kyun nahin, clarity acchhi hoti hai...Koi daal pehle laata hai kya...Nandini, aise chutiyaape mat kiya karo yaar...Fuck...Sab Sikhaana padega...
Nandini: Rasoi aur dining table pe gaali nahin...Khaane ki izzat karna seekho pehle...
Chandni: Warna...
Inder: Arre, warna kuch nahin, bas, acchha nahin lagta hai Nandini yeh keh rahi thhi...Lo, Chaawal bhi aa gaye, roti bhi...Lo Chandni...
Chandni: Naatak bandh karo na Inder...T.V. serial ki Komolika samjhe ho kya...I’m real...Real raho na...Sabke chehron pe gussa saaf nazar aata hai...Fuck this paneer is good...
Nandini ne use gusse se dekha, Chandni use hi dekh rahi thhi.
Chandni: Dekho, saaf nazar aata hai, flower nahin hai yeh...Bistar mein fire hai...Koi toh gaali do mujhe...Amit, maarne ka dil kar raha hai mujhe, maaro na, par bistar pe...Ya khade khade loge...
Sab ka sabar use dekhte hi khatam ho chuka thha, ab control karna mushkil thha, par sab chup rahe, Inder ne Anil ki taraf dekha, woh toh maar hi deta, Inder ne use dekhte huey halke se apna sar hila diya naa mein. Anil ne paani pee liya.
Inder: Chandni, hum raazi hai na...Sharton ke liye haan kar di hai, toh jab bhi tum chaaho, start kar sakte hain, par aisi baatein karogi, toh, you know, thoda maahoul kharaab ho jaata hai...
Chandni: Really! Main yahaan maahoul theek ya acchha karne nahin aayi hoon...Tumhe clarity chaahiye thhi na Inder, toh deti hoon sabko clarity, yahin...Main tumhaare limits test karne aayi hoon har cheez ki...Iss aadmi ne, mere Papa se meri aur Mehul ki baat na karke, mujhe kahin ka nahin chhoda...Papa aur mera ek joint account thha, Papa ne uss joint account ko close kar diya...Kya thha usmein pata hai...Meri bachpan ki yaadein, Diwali mein diye huey rishtedaaron ke paise...Joh main teen saal ki thhi, tab se save kar rahi thhi...Maine Papa se family album maanga, nahin diya unhone...Yeh tumhaari bahu se maine dus hazaar maange ek room ka deposit bharne, nahin diye isne...Bahut saari cheezein hui, doston ke saath rehne lagi thhi main, khaane ko paise nahin thhe...Job interviews ke liye bus ke paise nahin hote mere paas...Pati bhi saala chutiya nikla, my bad...Uska toh bata di na maine call pe...Ek Saal without sex...
Khaane pe se sab ke haath ruk gaye thhe, sab sunn rahe thhe, aur use dekh bhi rahe thhe, dil se keh rahi thhi sab, aankhein laal thhi, aansoon bhare thhe unmein, joh kisi bhi samay, gir sakte thhe, usne ek niwaala moonh mein daala.
Chandni: Jab koi bada faisla karo na, toh...I don’t know what to say..Bhari padi hoon main yaar...Maar li tumne meri Inder, ab kya marwaana baaki hai...
Chandni ne aansoon ponche apne, phir ek niwaala moonh mein daal di.
Chandni: Chaawal pass karo na...
Nandini utthi aur chaawal ki bowl leke uske paas aayi, thode uski plate mein daal diye.
Nandini: Aur doon...
Chandni: Jaa ke baitth jaa yaar, acting mat kar...
Aise khaane lagi jaise barson ki bhookh ho. Sab uski baatein sunke dang reh gaye thhe.
Chandni: Aise...Yeh, family lunch, jahaan sab saath ho, aisa baitthke maine...Saal ho gaye yaar...Bahut breakfast, lunch aur dinner akele kiye hain yaar...Family mein sab galtiyaan karte hai na...Maafi milna chaahiye na...Sabko mili, mujhe nahin...Yeh, gabru jawaan, isne behen ki hi li na...Phir bhi sab ne maaf kar diya na isko, ke sagi behen nahin hai, chalta hai...Meena idhar thhukwa rahi thhi na, pati ne video dekh ke thhukra diya, tum sab ne rakh liya...Ise sahara mila na galat karke bhi...Yeh, meri behen, baanjh hai, rakh liye na tum sab ne...Maine offer kiya bacchha dene, toh...Uss din maine ise blackmail kiya, par sach bataaun na, main in dono ko deke chali jaati...Bas bacchha paida karna thha mujhe...Kok mein nau mahine ek maa ka ehsaas paana thha, aur kuch nahin...Jhatt se keh diya yaar, Chandni se nahin...Property claim karne nahin aati yaar...
Aansoon bhi ponch rahi thhi apne, aur khaa bhi rahi thhi, baaki sab table pe jaise taise khaa hi rahe thhe, par use zyaada sunn rahe thhe.
Chandni: Inder se support maanga thha, nahin mila...Anil aur Vaishali se bacchha maanga thha yaar, nahin diya...Fuck it...
Ek aur niwaala moonh mein daalke sabko dekhti rahi.
Chandni: Sab ek dusre ko support karte ho na iss family mein, toh main bhi judd gayi thhi na, by default, toh mujhe support kyun nahin kiya Inder...Anil, bacchha kyun nahin diya...Ab, lena padega, support karwaana padega...Chutiya samjhe thhe na sab...Kutta banaaungi...Aur jhaant nahin ukhaad paaoge tum sab mil ke...Woh videos milte hi, mujhe maarne ka plan hai na...Nahin milenge..Haath kyun roka hai sab ne, main toh kha rahi hoon, khaao...Meena, Gaadi khuli hai meri, peechhe ki seat pe ek carton hai cigarette ka, leke aa...Aur Shaayad ek khula packet bhi pada hai...
Meena ne khaana chhod ke utth gayi aur baahar chali gayi, kuch der baad cigarette ka carton leke aayi aur Chandni ke paas, table pe rakh di aur khula packet bhi. Chandni ne Meena ko dekha.
Chandni: Jaa, finger bowl leke aa, paani garam rehna chaahiye aur limbu ka ek slice daal de usmein...
Meena Nandini ka moonh dekhne lagi, Nandini ne haan mein sar hila diya, Meena andar chali gayi.
Chandni: She’s hot Inder...Family mein sabhi hot hain...Maza aayega...Tumhe kuch clarity chaahiye thhi na Inder, khaana khaake kamre mein aa jaao, let’s talk...Aur tu Vaishali, bra pehenna chhod di hai kya...Aur Nandini ko table pe gaali nahin sun ni...What a fucking joke...
Chandni utthke khule huey cigarette packet mein se ek cigarette nikaal ke Amit ki plate ke paas rakh di.
Chandni: Jala ke leke aana mere kamre mein...Share karenge cigarettes aaj se...I’m Trying to quit yaar...Anal Sex pasand hai tujhe...
Amit: K...Ky...Kya...
Chandni: Gaand maarna...Inder ko acchhi tarah pata hai kaisi maarte hai, tujhe aati hai kya...
Amit: N..nah..Nahin...
Chandni: Toh aaj meri aur teri maa ki kaise bajaayega...Videos send karti hoon, dekh lena...
Chandni ab Inder ke peechhe aake apne haath uske kandhe pe rakh di aur sab ko dekhne lagi.
Chandni: Ise maaf mat karna, kyunki aaj ke baad joh tum sab ke saath hoga, iski wajah se hoga...Dekhtein hain, tum sab ise maaf kar sakoge ke nahin...Aur haan, main jaanti hoon meri shartein sunne ke baad, iss ghar mein kaafi baatein hui hongi, ke mujhse kaise deal karna hai...Tum sab ready ho mere liye, pata hai mujhe...Toh acting nahin karte hain, ek kahawat hai, if you cannot avoid rape, enjoy it...So aaj ke baad let’s have fun...Inder aa jaana khaane ke baad, darwaaza knock karne ki zarurat nahin hai...Nangi hi milungi...
Amit utthke uske liye cigarette jalaane chala gaya, Nandini aur Inder ek dusre ka chehra dekhne lage, Anil ke haath ruk gaye thhe, khaana utar raha nahin thha. Meena rone pe aa gayi thhi. Tina utthke apne kamre mein chali gayi.


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इंदर का सोचना सही था, मानसिक रोगी है ये।

खैर क्रिमिनल माइंड भी एक प्रकार का मानसिक रोग ही है। भरी पड़ी है। वैसे मुझे लगता है कि प्यार से सम्हाला जा सकता है। पर अभी जो ये करने वाली है वो एक्सट्रीम पर है, तो फिर बहुत मुश्किल है। पर देखते है लेखक जी ने नियति के लिए क्या छोड़ा है

बाकी नंदिनी का थ्रीसम न होने का दुख रहेगा

Mathematics ke formula me minus aur minus guna kar plus ho jate hain.... Jindgi me nahin
Chandni khud galat karke dusre ki galtiyon Ko vajah batakar sahi sabit nahin ho jayegi
2 wrongs can't bhe result a right... Any how

Jo Chandni ke sath hua... Uske baap ne kiya, Inder ya Inder ke pariwar ne nahin.... Kisike baap ko usi ki beti ki guarantee dena kisi ghar, parivar, rishtedar ya samaj ki jimmedari nahin... Unka khoon ka rishta hai

Yahan sabkuchh galat karnewala jis baap ko bata rahi hai vo mauj se apne ghar aish kaat raha hai.... Aur Inder ne use apne ghar me 2 din thehrne diya to ahsanfaramosh ne unki kamjori pakad ke na sirf blackmail kiya balki unki ijjat aur parivaar ko hi tabah karne par lag gayi...
Sirf Chandni hi nahin uska baap bhi bahut bada kameena hai, jis hisab se Chandni ne bataya
Aur in baap beti me se koi pagal ya masik rogi nahi... Kyonki dono ne jo bhi kiya bahut soch samajhkar kiya.....

Baap ne jo kuchh galat kiya uske liye khud ka faisla jayaj thahrane ki Inder par jimmedari daal di....

Aur beti ne baap ki saari galtiyon ke liye Inder se badla lene ki sazish rach li..lekin apne baap se nahi....

Kya koi pagal itna apna paraya soch samajhkar sazishein kar sakta hai ????

Ek jordar tamacha (hath se nahin, dimaag se) naa sirf Chandni ke lagana hoga balki iske kameene baap ko bhi....

Inder chahe to iske baap ke khilaaf sazishein shuru kar de, vaise is mamle me Anil jyada parfect sabit hoga

Dekhte hain hamare writer ka dil Inder ki tarah hi pighal gaya to ye dono baap beti crazyness ke naam par saaf bach jayeinge ya dono ke gunahon ki saza dil par patthar rakhkar de di jayegi

 

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Love and respect for you brother

Vaishali aur Inder baraamde mein baitthe huey hi thhe, aisa lag raha thha ke Inder usse kuch poochhna chaah rahe hain, par sankoch kar rahe hain.
Vaishali: Papa aapko aaraam karna hai toh...Main maa ko help karti hoon...
Inder: Jaana hai toh jaa, mujhe aaraam nahin karna hai...
Vaishali: Nahin Papa, aisa kuch nahin hai, baitth sakti hoon...
Inder: Baitth, kyunki baat karni thhi tere se...Serious baat hai, sankoch ho raha thha, socha Nandini se kehke tujhe poocch loon, par tere se hi kar leta hoon...
Vaishali: Poocchhiye na papa...
Inder: Hum baar baar Anil aur Amit ke uncomfortable hone ki baat kar rahein hain, par tujhse poocchha hi nahin, ke tu kitni comfortable hai...Agar Amit ya mere saath kuch Chandni ne karwaaya toh..
Vaishali: Papa...Main...
Inder: Dekh, kal raat hum ek dusre ke saamne nange thhe, Anil aur Amit bhi thhe...Nange rehna ek baat hai, par sex karna alag...Kya tu hichkichaahegi nahin, mere saath, ya Amit ke saath...Anil uske baad kya sochega aur karega woh alag issue hai...Par tu kar paayegi...
Vaishali: Papa, khul ke baat kar sakti hoon aapse...
Inder: Wahi acchha rahega...Tu Mana karna chaahe Chandni ko, toh shaayad woh teri baat maan bhi le, tujhe aisa kuch karna bhi na pade...Aur tu abhi keh de mujhe ke tujhe problem hai, toh main hi Chandni ko mana kar loonga, phir woh joh chaahe, kar le...Par main tere moonh se sunna chaahta hoon teri baat...Khulke bol...
Vaishali: Papa, jab se Chandni ne woh videos bheje hain, maine kayin baar unhe dekha...Main apne aap ko taiyyaar kar rahi thhi ke agar aisa karna pade, toh main kaise kar paaungi...pehle Ek ya do baar ajeeb laga aapko, Maa aur Amit ko dekhna...Par jab dekhti rahi, toh laga ke main kar paaungi...Aur kal raat ko jab maa aur aapko dekha bistar pe, toh aap dono ko hi dekh rahi thhi, aur Amit ko bhi...Aur kal raat ko jab neend lagi, toh phirse kal raat ki baatein dekhne lagi, tab sirf aapko dekhi bistar pe....
Inder: Nandini ko nahin dekhi...
Vaishali: Nahin Papa...Maa nahin thhi, main thhi aapke neeche...
Inder chup ho gaye, apne phone mein dekhne lage, Vaishali utth gayi aur khade khade Inder ko dekhne lagi, apne haath jodke.
Vaishali: Maine sach kaha, kyunki aapse jhootth nahin bol sakti, aur yeh sach Anil se keh nahin sakti...Pata nahin yeh sach ka kya asar ho mere pe...Pehle hi Chandni mandra rahi hai mere sar pe...
Vaishali jaane lagi, phir use kuch kehne thha, reh gaya thha shaayad, baat poori nahin hui thhi uski.
Vaishali: Papa, aapne mujhse poocchh liya, par maine aapse nahin...Kya aap comfortable rahenge mere saath sone ke liye, Maa aur Meena ke hote huey...
Inder bhi khade ho gaye, dono ke beech sirf table thha ab.
Inder: Sach hi keh deta hoon...Haan, comfortable rahunga...Kyunki main mard hoon, fitrat hai hamaari...Aur main na Nandini se bandha hoon na Meena se...Par unhe kahe bagair main bhi tere saath kuch nahin karunga, par unki ijaazat lene ki zarurat nahin hai...
Vaishali: Aur Tina ke saath...?
Inder: Agar iss ghar aur Vibha ke ghar ko bachaane pe baat aa gayi aur Chandni ne maang liya humse, toh haan, kar loonga...
Vaishali: Bas ek aakhri baat poocchh loon Papa...
Inder: Bejhijhak poocchh...
Vaishali: Aap comfortable rahenge kyunki aap iss ghar ko bachaana chaahtein hain, ya aap comfortable hain, kyunki aap mere saath karna chaahte hain...
Inder: Dono bhi Vaishali...Tum bhool gayi, jab ek baap apne bete ke liye ladki dhoondhta hai, toh pehle ladki use pasand aana chaahiye...Ab iska matlab kuch bhi nikaal lo...
Vaishali: Aapse koi jeet saka hai...
Inder: Chandni bhi nahin jeetegi, par soch raha hoon ke use hara ke, kya woh meri jeet hogi...
Gaadi ke horn bajjne ki aawaaz baahar se aa rahi thhi, teen chaar baar baja. Inder chidh gaya, Nandini baahar aa gayi thhi.
Nandini: Kis ki gaadi ka horn hai, aise kyun bajaaye jaa raha hai...
Inder: Hai toh Anil ki gaadi ka hi, par chhota gate toh khula hai, Amit utarke bada gate khol bhi toh sakta hai...
Inder gate pe chale gaye aur bada waala khol diya, baahar Anil hi ki gaadi khadi thhi. Anil ne gaadi andar laayi aur ek side mein park kar diya.
Inder: Wahaan kyun laga diya gaadi, yahaan bhi toh jagah khuli thhi...Amit kahaan hai...
Anil gaadi se utar gaya.
Anil: Chandni ka phone aaya thha use, keh rahi thhi ke uska saamaan Tempo se aa rahai hai par Tempo waale ko hamaara pata samajh mein nahin raha hai, toh Amit ko uske kehne pe uske ghar ke neeche utaar diya...Woh ab uski Tempo mein aa raha hai...
Inder: Aur Chandni, woh kab aayegi...
Anil: Baad mein...Message ki hai mujhe ke Tempo ko unload karwa do aur saamaan Maa ke kamre mein rakhwaane...
Nandini: Baap ke naukar hain kya uske...
Vaishali bagal mein hi khadi thhi, Nandini ne kehne ke baad notice kiya.
Nandini: Sorry Vaishali...Moonh se...
Vaishali: Koi baat nahin Maa, baap ne bhi chhod diya hai usko, toh uska ab kaun baap hai, pata nahin...
Dono hansne lage, Tempo ka horn baja, Amit dikh raha thha usmein. Tempo andar aayi, Inder peechhe chala gaya uske aur andar dekh raha thha. Uska dimaag chakra gaya saamaan dekhke.
Inder: Itna kya saamaan laayi hai usne...(Tempo waale se) Loader kahaan hai bhai aapke...
Driver: Madam ne kaha ghar mein teen hatte katthe mard hain, wahin utaarenge...Sahi kaha thha usne...
Amit: Abe ae, moonh bandh rakh nahin toh tere se hi utarwa denge sab...Chachu, haath lagaaiyye...
Inder: Main bhi...
Anil Tempo ke andar chadh gaya.
Anil: Papa aap baitthiye hum dono manage kar lenge...Saat ya aatth suit case hain, ek joote ka rack, ek washing machine...Foot massager bhi laayi hai...Kaun hai yaar yeh...Sone se zyaada isko sulaane mein maza aayega...Papa, Istri aur toaster bhi laayi hai isne...Vaishali yaar, samjha na usko, sab hai hamaare paas, ab yeh double saamaan rakhne kahaan se jagah banaayenge...Yeh Le Amit, utaar...
Jaise hi Amit aur Anil ne do suitcase utaar liye thhe, phir ek gaadi ka horn baja, Inder ne time dekha toh dhaai baje thhe, Chandni uss gaadi mein thhi. Baraamde mein khade, Nandini, Vaishali, Tina aur Meena use gaadi se utarte huey dekh rahe thhe.
Aangan mein Inder, Amit aur Anil bhi use utarte huey dekh rahe thhe. Safed rang ka shalwar suit pehen rakkha thha, laal rang ka dupatta, baal khule aur kandhe pe branded purse. Lagta thha film ke set pe heroine ki entry hui hai, samay se pehle hi, aur saara film ka crew hairaan hai ke yeh time se kaise pehle aa gayi. Chandni ne baraamde mein sab ko wave kiya, jaise ke sab uska besabri se intezaar kar rahein ho. Wahaan jaane se pehle, wohInder ke paas aayi.
Chandni: Kaise lag rahi hoon main...
Inder: Swarg vaasi Sri Devi ji ki tarah...
Chandni: Mujhe laga sab ke chehron pe baarah bajj jaayenge mujhe dekh ke, par tumhaara mood toh acchha hai...Lunch kar liya kya sab ne...
Inder: Nahin, tum fresh ho jaao, phir sab mil ke khaate hain...Saamaan bhi utar jaayega tumhaara tab tak...
Chandni: Fresh nahin lag rahi hoon kya main...Khair...Anil, Mera shoe rack zara sambhalke...Amit, Inder ko utaarne de na, tu thakk jaayega, yaad hai na aaj tu, main aur Nandini...Aaja mere saath khaana kha le...
Chandni style mein mudi, Peechhe joh khade thhe, Inder, Amit aur Anil, teeno use chalte huey, gaand matkaate huey dekh rahe thhe. Aage joh baraamde mein khade thhe, ladies, woh uska cleavage ucchhalte huey dekh rahe thhe, chaaron ko lag raha thha wahin uska gala daba dein. Par lagne mein aur karne mein, zameen aasmaan ka fark hota hai na, Chandni baraamde mein pahunch gayi.
Chandni: Nandini, khaana lagwa do, main washroom se hoke aati hoon, saaf hai na tumhaare kamre ka washroom...
Chandni un sab ke beech mein jagah banaati hui, Tina ke kandhe se takraati hui andar chali gayi. Sab ek dusre ka moonh dekhne lage. Chandni aa gayi thhi samay se pehle. Ab sabka samay kharaab hone waala thha.
Nandini ne sab ko ishaara kiya kareeb aane ko, sab jaisa cricket ka huddle hota hai, match se pehle, kareeb aa gaye.
Nandini: Iske saamne koi gande shabd istemaal nahin karega, woh kare, toh moonh banaayenge, hum ne kabhi ek dusre ko nanga dekha hi nahin hai, samajh rahe hai na...Toh Pehli baar jab dekhenge ek dusre Chandni ke saath, tab ghinn karna hai, moonh pher dena hai...Gidgidaana Hai...Ab chalo, khaana khaate hain...
Amit: Chachu, sab utaar diye hain, tempo jaane dete hain, khaane ke baad kamre mein phenk denge...
Tina: Bhai mere, aisi sab baatein mat kar, sunn li na usne, toh raat bhar chatwaayegi tujhse...
Inder: Tina! Abhi kaha na Nandini ne, ke hum aise shabd...
Tina: My bad...
Sab andar chale gaye hall mein, Chandni aayi nahin thhi abhi tak. Nandini, Meena aur Vaishali kitchen mein chale gaye. Chandni nikli Nandini ke kamre se. Inder table ke head pe baitthte thhe hamesha, ab Chandni unke paas aayi.
Chandni: Aajse yahaan main baitthungi, Inder...Any problems...
Inder: Na, woh aadat se majboor hoon na, aaj se tum hi baittho yahaan...
Inder utth gaye, Chandni baitth gayi, Amit aur Anil ka gussa chadh raha thha. Tina apne phone mein lagi padi thhi.
Chandni: Phone rakh na Tina, khaane ke table pe kya kaam hai iska...Yaar family ke saath baitth, baatein kar...Maa baap ne sikhaaya nahin hai kya...Acchha, tere toh thhe hi nahin na...Aur joh hain, unhe time kahaan hoga bacchhon ke liye...
Inder: Chandni, khaane ke baad kya tum aur main kuch baatein clear kar saktein hain...Thode doubts thhe, aur kuch nahin...
Chandni: Haan haan, kyun nahin, clarity acchhi hoti hai...Koi daal pehle laata hai kya...Nandini, aise chutiyaape mat kiya karo yaar...Fuck...Sab Sikhaana padega...
Nandini: Rasoi aur dining table pe gaali nahin...Khaane ki izzat karna seekho pehle...
Chandni: Warna...
Inder: Arre, warna kuch nahin, bas, acchha nahin lagta hai Nandini yeh keh rahi thhi...Lo, Chaawal bhi aa gaye, roti bhi...Lo Chandni...
Chandni: Naatak bandh karo na Inder...T.V. serial ki Komolika samjhe ho kya...I’m real...Real raho na...Sabke chehron pe gussa saaf nazar aata hai...Fuck this paneer is good...
Nandini ne use gusse se dekha, Chandni use hi dekh rahi thhi.
Chandni: Dekho, saaf nazar aata hai, flower nahin hai yeh...Bistar mein fire hai...Koi toh gaali do mujhe...Amit, maarne ka dil kar raha hai mujhe, maaro na, par bistar pe...Ya khade khade loge...
Sab ka sabar use dekhte hi khatam ho chuka thha, ab control karna mushkil thha, par sab chup rahe, Inder ne Anil ki taraf dekha, woh toh maar hi deta, Inder ne use dekhte huey halke se apna sar hila diya naa mein. Anil ne paani pee liya.
Inder: Chandni, hum raazi hai na...Sharton ke liye haan kar di hai, toh jab bhi tum chaaho, start kar sakte hain, par aisi baatein karogi, toh, you know, thoda maahoul kharaab ho jaata hai...
Chandni: Really! Main yahaan maahoul theek ya acchha karne nahin aayi hoon...Tumhe clarity chaahiye thhi na Inder, toh deti hoon sabko clarity, yahin...Main tumhaare limits test karne aayi hoon har cheez ki...Iss aadmi ne, mere Papa se meri aur Mehul ki baat na karke, mujhe kahin ka nahin chhoda...Papa aur mera ek joint account thha, Papa ne uss joint account ko close kar diya...Kya thha usmein pata hai...Meri bachpan ki yaadein, Diwali mein diye huey rishtedaaron ke paise...Joh main teen saal ki thhi, tab se save kar rahi thhi...Maine Papa se family album maanga, nahin diya unhone...Yeh tumhaari bahu se maine dus hazaar maange ek room ka deposit bharne, nahin diye isne...Bahut saari cheezein hui, doston ke saath rehne lagi thhi main, khaane ko paise nahin thhe...Job interviews ke liye bus ke paise nahin hote mere paas...Pati bhi saala chutiya nikla, my bad...Uska toh bata di na maine call pe...Ek Saal without sex...
Khaane pe se sab ke haath ruk gaye thhe, sab sunn rahe thhe, aur use dekh bhi rahe thhe, dil se keh rahi thhi sab, aankhein laal thhi, aansoon bhare thhe unmein, joh kisi bhi samay, gir sakte thhe, usne ek niwaala moonh mein daala.
Chandni: Jab koi bada faisla karo na, toh...I don’t know what to say..Bhari padi hoon main yaar...Maar li tumne meri Inder, ab kya marwaana baaki hai...
Chandni ne aansoon ponche apne, phir ek niwaala moonh mein daal di.
Chandni: Chaawal pass karo na...
Nandini utthi aur chaawal ki bowl leke uske paas aayi, thode uski plate mein daal diye.
Nandini: Aur doon...
Chandni: Jaa ke baitth jaa yaar, acting mat kar...
Aise khaane lagi jaise barson ki bhookh ho. Sab uski baatein sunke dang reh gaye thhe.
Chandni: Aise...Yeh, family lunch, jahaan sab saath ho, aisa baitthke maine...Saal ho gaye yaar...Bahut breakfast, lunch aur dinner akele kiye hain yaar...Family mein sab galtiyaan karte hai na...Maafi milna chaahiye na...Sabko mili, mujhe nahin...Yeh, gabru jawaan, isne behen ki hi li na...Phir bhi sab ne maaf kar diya na isko, ke sagi behen nahin hai, chalta hai...Meena idhar thhukwa rahi thhi na, pati ne video dekh ke thhukra diya, tum sab ne rakh liya...Ise sahara mila na galat karke bhi...Yeh, meri behen, baanjh hai, rakh liye na tum sab ne...Maine offer kiya bacchha dene, toh...Uss din maine ise blackmail kiya, par sach bataaun na, main in dono ko deke chali jaati...Bas bacchha paida karna thha mujhe...Kok mein nau mahine ek maa ka ehsaas paana thha, aur kuch nahin...Jhatt se keh diya yaar, Chandni se nahin...Property claim karne nahin aati yaar...
Aansoon bhi ponch rahi thhi apne, aur khaa bhi rahi thhi, baaki sab table pe jaise taise khaa hi rahe thhe, par use zyaada sunn rahe thhe.
Chandni: Inder se support maanga thha, nahin mila...Anil aur Vaishali se bacchha maanga thha yaar, nahin diya...Fuck it...
Ek aur niwaala moonh mein daalke sabko dekhti rahi.
Chandni: Sab ek dusre ko support karte ho na iss family mein, toh main bhi judd gayi thhi na, by default, toh mujhe support kyun nahin kiya Inder...Anil, bacchha kyun nahin diya...Ab, lena padega, support karwaana padega...Chutiya samjhe thhe na sab...Kutta banaaungi...Aur jhaant nahin ukhaad paaoge tum sab mil ke...Woh videos milte hi, mujhe maarne ka plan hai na...Nahin milenge..Haath kyun roka hai sab ne, main toh kha rahi hoon, khaao...Meena, Gaadi khuli hai meri, peechhe ki seat pe ek carton hai cigarette ka, leke aa...Aur Shaayad ek khula packet bhi pada hai...
Meena ne khaana chhod ke utth gayi aur baahar chali gayi, kuch der baad cigarette ka carton leke aayi aur Chandni ke paas, table pe rakh di aur khula packet bhi. Chandni ne Meena ko dekha.
Chandni: Jaa, finger bowl leke aa, paani garam rehna chaahiye aur limbu ka ek slice daal de usmein...
Meena Nandini ka moonh dekhne lagi, Nandini ne haan mein sar hila diya, Meena andar chali gayi.
Chandni: She’s hot Inder...Family mein sabhi hot hain...Maza aayega...Tumhe kuch clarity chaahiye thhi na Inder, khaana khaake kamre mein aa jaao, let’s talk...Aur tu Vaishali, bra pehenna chhod di hai kya...Aur Nandini ko table pe gaali nahin sun ni...What a fucking joke...
Chandni utthke khule huey cigarette packet mein se ek cigarette nikaal ke Amit ki plate ke paas rakh di.
Chandni: Jala ke leke aana mere kamre mein...Share karenge cigarettes aaj se...I’m Trying to quit yaar...Anal Sex pasand hai tujhe...
Amit: K...Ky...Kya...
Chandni: Gaand maarna...Inder ko acchhi tarah pata hai kaisi maarte hai, tujhe aati hai kya...
Amit: N..nah..Nahin...
Chandni: Toh aaj meri aur teri maa ki kaise bajaayega...Videos send karti hoon, dekh lena...
Chandni ab Inder ke peechhe aake apne haath uske kandhe pe rakh di aur sab ko dekhne lagi.
Chandni: Ise maaf mat karna, kyunki aaj ke baad joh tum sab ke saath hoga, iski wajah se hoga...Dekhtein hain, tum sab ise maaf kar sakoge ke nahin...Aur haan, main jaanti hoon meri shartein sunne ke baad, iss ghar mein kaafi baatein hui hongi, ke mujhse kaise deal karna hai...Tum sab ready ho mere liye, pata hai mujhe...Toh acting nahin karte hain, ek kahawat hai, if you cannot avoid rape, enjoy it...So aaj ke baad let’s have fun...Inder aa jaana khaane ke baad, darwaaza knock karne ki zarurat nahin hai...Nangi hi milungi...
Amit utthke uske liye cigarette jalaane chala gaya, Nandini aur Inder ek dusre ka chehra dekhne lage, Anil ke haath ruk gaye thhe, khaana utar raha nahin thha. Meena rone pe aa gayi thhi. Tina utthke apne kamre mein chali gayi.


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[siraja]

इंदर का सोचना सही था, मानसिक रोगी है ये।

खैर क्रिमिनल माइंड भी एक प्रकार का मानसिक रोग ही है। भरी पड़ी है। वैसे मुझे लगता है कि प्यार से सम्हाला जा सकता है। पर अभी जो ये करने वाली है वो एक्सट्रीम पर है, तो फिर बहुत मुश्किल है। पर देखते है लेखक जी ने नियति के लिए क्या छोड़ा है

बाकी नंदिनी का थ्रीसम न होने का दुख रहेगा

Bahut saare threesomes honge Bhai...

 

[siraja]

Love and respect for you brother

Thank you Jimi...

 

[Riky007]

Mathematics ke formula me minus aur minus guna kar plus ho jate hain.... Jindgi me nahin
Chandni khud galat karke dusre ki galtiyon Ko vajah batakar sahi sabit nahin ho jayegi
2 wrongs can't bhe result a right... Any how

Jo Chandni ke sath hua... Uske baap ne kiya, Inder ya Inder ke pariwar ne nahin.... Kisike baap ko usi ki beti ki guarantee dena kisi ghar, parivar, rishtedar ya samaj ki jimmedari nahin... Unka khoon ka rishta hai

Yahan sabkuchh galat karnewala jis baap ko bata rahi hai vo mauj se apne ghar aish kaat raha hai.... Aur Inder ne use apne ghar me 2 din thehrne diya to ahsanfaramosh ne unki kamjori pakad ke na sirf blackmail kiya balki unki ijjat aur parivaar ko hi tabah karne par lag gayi...
Sirf Chandni hi nahin uska baap bhi bahut bada kameena hai, jis hisab se Chandni ne bataya
Aur in baap beti me se koi pagal ya masik rogi nahi... Kyonki dono ne jo bhi kiya bahut soch samajhkar kiya.....

Baap ne jo kuchh galat kiya uske liye khud ka faisla jayaj thahrane ki Inder par jimmedari daal di....

Aur beti ne baap ki saari galtiyon ke liye Inder se badla lene ki sazish rach li..lekin apne baap se nahi....

Kya koi pagal itna apna paraya soch samajhkar sazishein kar sakta hai ????

Ek jordar tamacha (hath se nahin, dimaag se) naa sirf Chandni ke lagana hoga balki iske kameene baap ko bhi....

Inder chahe to iske baap ke khilaaf sazishein shuru kar de, vaise is mamle me Anil jyada parfect sabit hoga

Dekhte hain hamare writer ka dil Inder ki tarah hi pighal gaya to ye dono baap beti crazyness ke naam par saaf bach jayeinge ya dono ke gunahon ki saza dil par patthar rakhkar de di jayegi

एक बीमारी है मानसिक, स्किंजोफ्रीनिया बोलते है शायद।

उसके 2 वेरिएंट होते हैं, पहला जिसमें रोगी की इमेजिनरी चीजें और लोग दिखते हैं। जिनको हम पागल या भूत प्रेत का साया बोलते हैं (इसका ये मतलब नहीं कि मैं बहुत प्रेत में विश्वास नहीं करता)

दूसरा, जो अपनी हर गलती के लिए किसी न किसी को जिम्मेदार मानती है।

ये बीमारी औरतों में बहुत ही कॉमन है।

सेकंड वेरिएंट वाले लोग ज्यादातर क्रिमिनल माइंडसेट के ही होते हैं और वो हर अलग अलग सिचुएशन के हिसाब से अपना दुश्मन बदल भी सकते हैं।

और मैं ये नहीं कह रहा कि उसे माफ कर दो, क्योंकि अब पानी सर के ऊपर चढ़ गया है, और अब बस एक समझवनलाल का ही सहारा बचेगा अंत में।

 

[siraja]

Mathematics ke formula me minus aur minus guna kar plus ho jate hain.... Jindgi me nahin
Chandni khud galat karke dusre ki galtiyon Ko vajah batakar sahi sabit nahin ho jayegi
2 wrongs can't bhe result a right... Any how

Jo Chandni ke sath hua... Uske baap ne kiya, Inder ya Inder ke pariwar ne nahin.... Kisike baap ko usi ki beti ki guarantee dena kisi ghar, parivar, rishtedar ya samaj ki jimmedari nahin... Unka khoon ka rishta hai

Yahan sabkuchh galat karnewala jis baap ko bata rahi hai vo mauj se apne ghar aish kaat raha hai.... Aur Inder ne use apne ghar me 2 din thehrne diya to ahsanfaramosh ne unki kamjori pakad ke na sirf blackmail kiya balki unki ijjat aur parivaar ko hi tabah karne par lag gayi...
Sirf Chandni hi nahin uska baap bhi bahut bada kameena hai, jis hisab se Chandni ne bataya
Aur in baap beti me se koi pagal ya masik rogi nahi... Kyonki dono ne jo bhi kiya bahut soch samajhkar kiya.....

Baap ne jo kuchh galat kiya uske liye khud ka faisla jayaj thahrane ki Inder par jimmedari daal di....

Aur beti ne baap ki saari galtiyon ke liye Inder se badla lene ki sazish rach li..lekin apne baap se nahi....

Kya koi pagal itna apna paraya soch samajhkar sazishein kar sakta hai ????

Ek jordar tamacha (hath se nahin, dimaag se) naa sirf Chandni ke lagana hoga balki iske kameene baap ko bhi....

Inder chahe to iske baap ke khilaaf sazishein shuru kar de, vaise is mamle me Anil jyada parfect sabit hoga

Dekhte hain hamare writer ka dil Inder ki tarah hi pighal gaya to ye dono baap beti crazyness ke naam par saaf bach jayeinge ya dono ke gunahon ki saza dil par patthar rakhkar de di jayegi

Good Morning Kamdev bhai...

 

[siraja]

एक बीमारी है मानसिक, स्किंजोफ्रीनिया बोलते है शायद।

उसके 2 वेरिएंट होते हैं, पहला जिसमें रोगी की इमेजिनरी चीजें और लोग दिखते हैं। जिनको हम पागल या भूत प्रेत का साया बोलते हैं (इसका ये मतलब नहीं कि मैं बहुत प्रेत में विश्वास नहीं करता)

दूसरा, जो अपनी हर गलती के लिए किसी न किसी को जिम्मेदार मानती है।

ये बीमारी औरतों में बहुत ही कॉमन है।

सेकंड वेरिएंट वाले लोग ज्यादातर क्रिमिनल माइंडसेट के ही होते हैं और वो हर अलग अलग सिचुएशन के हिसाब से अपना दुश्मन बदल भी सकते हैं।

और मैं ये नहीं कह रहा कि उसे माफ कर दो, क्योंकि अब पानी सर के ऊपर चढ़ गया है, और अब बस एक समझवनलाल का ही सहारा बचेगा अंत में।

Aapka assessment bahut sahi hai...Very technical aur practical bhi...