Update 11
Maha double big mega update
Aap apne chote se bhai par vo jurm nahi kar sakti
Please didi.
Riya : thika hai nahi karti magar
Ab tuze choose karna hoga ki tu pitai kese khayega.
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Ab aageee
Riya ( muskurate hue ) : mere babu ko pitai nahi khani na thik hai mein tume nahi marugi magar
Jaise hii sagar riya ke muh se magar sunta hai
Sagar ( rote hue ) : didi mein apka chota sa bhai hu
Aap apne chote se ache se bhai ke sath aisa nahi kar sakti
Please didi
Riya ( sagar ke gaal sehlate hue ) : are mera sona chota bhai
Thik hai nahi karti magar is dande se to pitai khani hii hogi
Bata tu kesi pitai khana chahega
1 is mote dande se
2. Bathroom me mote chuhe ( mouse) se
3 special offer bathroom mein mote dande se pitega
Or riya hasne lagti hai
Riya : hahahahahahah
Sagar ( niche muh karke ) : bathroom me band hone se acha hai mein is mote dande se pitai kha lu
Vahi
Sagar or rahul ki baaki bhan bhi mahel 2 mein aa jati hai
Tabi
Rahul ki bhan dekhti hai ki unke bhi kapre bohot chote ho gaye gai.
Sonali : yeh hamare kapre itne chote kese ho gaye
Anju : vo to hume bhi nahi pata sonali didi
Sonam : hum aise sagar ke samne nahi ja sakte hume bhar jana chahiye
Ruchi : haa sonali didi bhar hamare rahul bhaiya bhi akele khade hoge
Or rahul ki saari bhan bhar aa jati hai
Tabi
Leela devi ( rahul se ) : rahul beta tume bhookh lagi hogi tum baitho mein tumare liye khana banati hue.
Rahul : nahi aunty bas abhi bhookh nahi hai kal se bohot khana kha liya hai
Or rahul ko vo bus wali baat yaad aa jati hai jab rahul ne shanya paise nikal kar khana khaya tha.
Tabi rahul ki bhan bhi bahar aa jati hai
Leela devi : thik hai to mein tume mehal 1 dikati hue
Or rahul or unki saari bhan mehal 1 dekhne lagti hai .
Tabi
Prachi : aunty mehal 2 mein aisa kya hai jiske karan koi bhi ladki vaha jati hai to uske kapre bohot jyada chote ho jate hai.
Leela devi prachi ki baat sunkar thoda ghabra jati hai or baat badalte hue bolti hai
Leela devi ( prachi se ) : beta in sab bato ko choro acha tum soni or shanya se nahi mile hoge nagn lok me jakar
Payal ( leela devi se ) : nahi mile aunty hume sagar bhaiya vaha le ja rahe the
Magar humne socha ki sabke saath jaege to acha hoga .
Neha : yeh sagar or uski bhan aise hii ladti rehte hai tum ek kaam karo jab tak in sab ki ladai khatam hoti hai tum nagn lok ghum lo or soni shanya se mil lo
Meena : haa or vaha thodi masti bhi kar lena jab tak sagar or uski bhan bhi nagn lok aa jaegi
Sonali : thik hai aunty
Fir
Leela devi apni aakh band karke nagn lok se commander ko bhulati hai .
Or Commander teleport hokar turant yaha aa jata hai.
Commander ( leela devi se ) : pranam badi rani sahibha
Neha ( muh banakar ) : hum kya fokat me khade hai hume khon pranam karega .
Commander ( neha & meena se ) : pranam choti rani sahibha
Ruchi commander ko apni taraf ishara karte hue
Ruchi ( commander se ) : oooo gayab hokat yaha ane wale uncle hum bhi hai .
Commander ( mann me ) : shala kis kis ko pranam karu 15 minute to bas pranam karte hue hii nikal gaya .
Commander ( rahul & uski sister se rona se muh banate hue ) : aap sabko bhi pranam
Nisha ( hath dikate hue ) : thik hai thik hai agli baar dhyaan rakhna
Commander ( leela devi se ) : apne bulaya rani sahiba
Leela devi : commander yeh hamare bohit important mehman hai.
Jo dusare thread se aae hai nagn lok ghumne or soni or shanya se milne to nagn lok mein inka pura dhyaan rakhna koi takleef nahi honi chahiye in sab ko
Commander sir ( head ) jhukakar
Commander : jii app befir rahiye badi rani sahiba hum in sab ka vishesh dhyaan rakhege .
Maharani mala ne hume sab kuch shamjha diya tha.
Or nagn lok mein sab logo ko kapre pehna diye hai ek din ke liye .
Meena : thik hai commander ab inko lekar jao
Or commander rahul or unki saari sister ko lekar nagn lok ke gate par teleport ho jata hai .
Vahi
Sagar ( mann me ) : sala shamaj nahi aata in sisters ka hamesha apne chote bhai se maze leti rehti hai
Ek ghar me koi na koi villan jarur hota hai
Or mere ghar me yeh meri riya didi meri sabse badi villan hai.
Riya didi chalti hai hila hilakar kya mujhe mar dalegi apni gand ko bachakar pata nahi uska kya achar dalegi.
Ab kese manau riya didi ko jise me us dande se na pitai kau
Or sagar soch hii raha hota hai tab tak sagar ki saari sister apni gand hila hilakar aa jati hai .
Sagar ( mann me ) : kya baat hai meri saari bhan ke boobs to alag alag shape ke hai kisi ke football ke tarha bade hai to kisi ke nibu ki tarha mote
Kisi ke aam ki tarha naran hai to kisi ke milk ki tarha gore
Badi fursaat se banaya hai banane wale ne meri bhan ko
Chudai karne me to maza aa jaega
Aditi ( riya se) : didi apka abhi tak gussa thanda nahi hua
Sagar apka bhai hai or chote bhai ko maaf karna ek badi bhan ka farz hota hai
Chote bhai to galti karte hii hai or bado ka kartavye hota hai ki unki galti ko maaf kar de .
Yaha sagar ki bhan sagar ke liye pareshan hoti hai
Or sagar to bas apni sabhi bhan ki gand hilti dulti dekh karha hota hai
Jo up to kabi down ho rahi hoti hai.
Jiya ( riya se ) : haa riya didi
Aditi thik bol rahi hai.
Riya ( gusse me aditi or jiya se ): tum dono apna bhasan apne paas rakho mujhe mera farz mat batao shamjhi .
Anya ( riya se ) : didi apko hamare pyare sagar bhaiya ko marne se phele apko hume marna hoga kiuki hum apne bhaiya ko dilo jaan se chahati hai. Or maar khate hue nahi dekh sakti
Sagar ( mann me ) : to mere lund ko bhi pyaar karo or usko bhi choos lo
Or sagar ki saari bhan sagar ko pakar kar kas ke gale laga leti hai
Riya ( gusse me danda dekate hue ) : tum sab nahi hatogi sagar se to aaj tum sab bhi pitai kahogi.
Sab : hume manjhur hai.
Or jaise hii simi ko marne wali hoti hai vaise hii sagar simi ke beech me a jata hai
Or vo mota danda sagar ko lag jata hai.
Or sagar dard se chekhne ka natak karta hai
Or apne muh se aaaahhh bolne lagta hai.
Jisse sagar ki saari bhan ka dil kaap jata hai or vo sab bhi sagar ke sath rone lagti hai.
Or riya ko pata tha ki sagar rone ka natak kar raha hai.
Jisse riya ko taras aa jae.
Or riya sagar ko chor de.
Riya ( sab se ) : yeh sagar natak kar raha hai tum shamaji kiu nahi
Iski pitai karna jaruri hai. Nahi to
Aditi ( rote hue ) : nahi to kya riya didi
Riya ( mann me ) : nahi to yeh tumari gand fad dega .
Ab isko kese shamjau ki agar mein ne aaj sagar ko nahi roka to abhi yeh mere upar gandi nazar dalta hai baad me tum sabke upar bhi apni gandi nazar dal sakta hai jo mein nahi hone de sakti .
Simi ( tezz rote hue ) : nahi to kya riya didi aap ek aisi bhan ho jo apne hii chote bhai se nafraat karti ho isliye sagar bhaiya ko marte hue apko bura nahi laga
Yeh baat sunkar riya ko bohot bura lagta hai ki uski choti bhan yeh shamjti hai ki vo sagar se nafraat karti hai isliye riya sagar ko mar rahi hai.
Arpana ( gusse me behad rote hue ) : haa riya didi aap bohot matlabi ho aap nahi janti ki asli pyaar kya hota hai.
Pyaar vo hota hai jiski saari galti hum maaf kar dete hai hum bhi aapse nafraat karti hai.
Or rahi sahi kasar arpana puri kar deti hai.
Or riya puri tarha se tut jati hai yeh baat sunkar kiuki jisko tum sabse jyada pyaar karte ho vo tumse nafraat karne lage to dukh bohot jyada hota hai.
Or yeh sagar bhi nahi chahata tha vo bas pitai se bachna chahata tha
Yeh kabi nahi chahata tha ki uski saari bhan ek dusare se nafraat karne lage.
Or sagar apne natak ko vahi khatam kar deta hai
Sagar ( sab sister se ) : tum sab jao mujhe riya didi se kuch important baat karni hai.
Sab ( sagar se ) : magar bhaiya
Agar hum bhar chale gaye to riya didi fir dubara apki pitai karegi.
Or yeh hum nahi dekhegi.
Sagar ( sab se ) : riya didi ka pyaar anmol hai or vo kabi mujhe maar hii nahi sakti or mein jhooth bol raha tha vo danda mujhe bohot jyada dheere laga tha or mein natak kar raha tha.
Arpana ( sagar se pyaar se ) : bhaiya aap jhooth bol rahe ho na.
Sagar apni saari sister ke ashu pohochte hue
Sagar ( sab se ) : nahi meri bhan mein jhooth nahi bol raha
Agar tume yakeen nahi hai to vo dekho riya didi ke hand mein jo danda hai usko pakarte hue kese unke hand kaap rahe hai.
Or riya didi ke ashu bhi nikal rahe hai jiska abhas khud riya didi ko bhi nahi hai.
Or riya apne aakho me aashu dekhti hai to vo sach mein nikal rahe hote hai.
Sagar ( sab se ) : tum sab mujhse bohot pyaar karti ho meri magar riya didi se jyada pyaar koi bhi mujhe nahi kar sakta or yeh baat hamesha yaad rakhna
Or riya didi se jyada pyaar mein bhi tumko nahi kar sakta
Simi ( pyaar se ) : aisa kiu sagar bhaiya aap to hume riya didi se jyada pyaar karte hai or hum bhi aapko riya didi se jyada pyaar karte hai.
Jabi to hum aapko bachane aae the
Or riya didi aapko jyada pyaar karti to vo aapko kabi nahi marti.
Or riya apna danda phek kar apne kamre me chali jati hai or ander se apna kamre band kar leti hai.
Or riya room ke side mein baithkar tezz tezz rone lagti hai.
Or us pal ko yaad karne lagti hai jab uski hii choti bhan ne gusse me riya ko bol diya tha ki mein tumse nafraat karti hue
Riya didi nafraat.
Vahi
Arpana : yeh riya didi aise kiu chali gai.
Sagar ( simi se naam aakho se ) : unki maar me bhi bohot pyaar hota hai simi yeh baat tum abhi nahi shamjho gi.
Agar riya didi meri pitai karna chahati to kab ka kar chuki hoti.
Or maa or neha masi or meena masi ko bhi pata tha ki riya didi mujhe kabi nahi maar sakti bas marne kaa natak kar rahi hai.
Sagar ( sab se ) : tum ko riya didi ne bachpan se saman pyaar diya hai.
Kya kabi unke pyaar me kisi ko farak laga.
Kya tume kabi laga ki riya didi kisi se jyada or kisi se kaam pyaar karti hai.
Sab : kabi nahi.
Sagar ( arpana se ) : to tum ne kiu bola ki tum riya didi se nafraat karti ho.
Tum sab ko riya didi ne ek bhan bankar nahi ek maa bankar pyaar kiya hai.
Or mujhe bhi ek maa ki tarha pyaar kiya hai.
Tum sab ko yaad hai jab meri tabiyaat kharab ho gai thi or mujhe bohot bukhar or dard tha.
Arpana or anjana dono ek sath bolti hai.
Dono (sagar se ) : haa hume yaad hai sagar bhaiya
Us time hum hii to the apke sath or apko itni takleef mein dekhkar roo rahe the.
Sagar : or riya didi ka kya haal tha.
Arpana ( rote hue ) : us time to riya didi ke sarir se jaan hii nikal gai thi jab riya didi ne apko aise halat me dekha.
Sagar ( sab se ) : us time riya didi ne hii ek maa ka farz nibhaya tha or tum sab ka bhi bohot khayal rakha tha
Or jab tum sab so gai thi to riya didi utt kar baar baar dekhti thi ki meri choti bhan koi takleef me to nahi hai.
Mera chota bhai kisi problem me to nahi hai.
Or isse tension me riya didi raat bhar so nahi paye thi.
Yeh baat unhone mujhe nahi batai thi magar mujhe pata chal gae thi.
Sab ( rote hue ) : hume pata hai sagar bhaiya ki riya didi sab se ek anmol pyaar karti hai.
Sagar ( sab se ) : dekho maa or masi mujhe bachane kiu nahi aae pata hai tume.
Sab ( bade pyaar se ) : kiu bhaiya.
Sagar : kiuki meri pyari bhan unko bhi pata tha ki riya didi kabi mujhe maar hii nahi sakti
Or agar bohot gusse me maar bhi diya to vo dard mujhse jyada unko hoga kiuki mein or tum sab hii to riya didi ki jaan hai.
Sab ( sagar se rote hue ) : hume maaf kardo sagar bhaiya hum kabi riya didi or apka pyaar shamaj hii nahi paye.
Hume apni galti ka ahsas ho gaya hai.
Sagar sab bhan ke ashu pohochte hue
Sagar : meri pyari bhan
Magar tumko sorry mujhe nahi riya didi ko bolna hai.
Kiuki tumne mera nahi riya didi ka dil dukhaya hai.
Or sab riya ke kaamre ke bahar chale jate hai.
Anjana : riya didi darwaza kholo riya didi hume maaf kar do humne aapka dil dhukaya hai.
Hum aisa kabi nahi karege
Bas ek baar maaf kar do.
Magar kamre se koi bhi awaaz nahi aati
Or simi ander ki aawaaz dhyaan se sunti hai to usko pata chalta hai ki uski pyari riya didi ro rahi hai.
Simi ( sab se rote hue ) : mujhe rone ki aawaaz sunai de rahi hai riya didi ke kamre se.
Yeh baar sunkar sagar samet sab sister ka bohot bura haal ho jata hai.
Sagar ( riya se rote hue ) : didi darwaza kholo aap mujhe marna chahati thi na lo mar lo bas aap roo mat nahi to hum jee nahi payege apko rote hue dekhkar.
Riya ( ander se rote hue ): abhi tum sab yaha se jao mujhe abhi kisi se baat nahi karni hai.
Arpana or simi : didi humne apka dil dukhaya hai iski saza hume milni chahiye
Humne us didi ka dil dukhaya hai jisne ek maa ki tarha hume pyaar kiya.
Or dono side me pada hua danda uta leti hai or usse khud apni pitai karne lagti hai.
Or dard ki ek bhi aawaaz arpana or simi ke muh se nahi nikalti bas dono ke aakho se aashu ki vishal dhara bheh rahi hoti hai.
Aditi : yeh tum kya kar rahi ho simi or arpana khud ko kiu mar rahi ho.
Dekho tumara hand kitna red pad gaya hai
Simi or arpana : humne apni riya didi ka dil dukaya hai or iski saza to hume milni chahiye.
Or riya jab yeh baat sunti hai ki unki dono pyari choti bhan jinko har dukh se riya ne door rakhane tha vo aaj roo rahi hai or unka hand bhi red pad gaya hai to bhagte hue gate ke bhar ati hai or unka danda cheen leti hai or door phekh deti hai.
Or dono ko gale laga leti hai.
Arpana or simi ( rote hue ) : hume maaf kardo riya didi agli baar hum kabi apko aisa nahi bolege jisse apko dukh ho ( yeh baat dono ne kaan ( ears ) pakar kar kahi.)
Riya ( arpana or simi se gusse se ) : khabardar jo kabi khud ko chot pohochai to dekho itna red pad gaya hai tumara hand
Agli baar aise bewakofi ki na to muzse bura koi nahi hoga.
Or riya jaldi se bahar jakar dawai lekar ati hai or arpana or simi ke laga deti hai.
Riya ( sab se ) : ab jaldi jao or rahul ki saari sister ko bol do ki hum nagn lok ja rahe hai.
Or sab sister rahul ki sab sister ko bolne bahar aati hai.
To dekhti hai ki vo phele se hii nagn lok ke liye nikal gaye hai.
Anjana ( leela devi se ) : yeh ruchi &nisha or sab nagn lok kab gaye.
Leela devi ( pyaar se ) : jab tum sab ro rahe the
Ab jaldi se tum saab bhi nagn lok ke liye niklo vo sab tumara intzaar kar rahi hogi.
Or sagar ki sab sister haan me garden hila deti hai.
Vahi
Riya sagar ke kadmo me gir kar sagar se bolti hai.
Riya ( sagar se rote hue ) : sagar tumari saari bhan bohot masoom hai or tumse pyaar bhi bohot karti hai.
Tum plzz un sab ke sath vo gandi harkat mat karna uski gand or choor mat marna
Agar tumare ander kuch jyada hii hawas hai to tume jitna chodna hai mujhe chod lena magar apni choti bhan ko mat chodna.
Sagar riya ko uttate hue
Sagar ( riya se rote hue ) : didi mein apse vada karte hu ki mein kabi bhi kisi bhi apni bhan par gandi nazar nahi daluga or na hii un sab ko apni hawas ka sikhar banauga
Aap jaisa chahati hai didi vaisa hii hoga.
Or sagar riya ke ashu pohoch leta hai
Riya : sagar tuze mere sir ki kasam khani hogi ki jo tume bola hai vo tu karega or apni kisi bhi bhan par aisi koi nazar nahi dalega.
Sagar riya ke sir par hath rakhkar kasam khata hai.
Kiuki riya ko pata tha sagar mar jaega magar riya ki kasam kabi nahi todega .
Magar riya is baat se anjaan hai ki agar yeh kasam jaldi nahi tuti to sagar jaldi hii sach me mar gaega.
Or fir bhar se sagar ki saari bhan bhi aa jati hai.
Aditi ( riya se ) : didi vo rahul or uski sister nagn lok ke liye nikal gaye hai.
Hume bhi nikalna chahiye
Riya haa mein garden hila deta hai.
Or sab leela devi or neha & meena ko bolkar nagn lok ke liye teleport ho jate hai.
Jaise hii sagar or uski saari bahan teleport ho hati hai
Tabi
Neha ( leela devi se ) : didi sagar or uski bhan ka bohot pavitra or pawan pyaar hai
Sab sagar par or sagar un par apni jaan chirakta hai.
Meena ( leela devi se ) : magar yeh riya ne kya kar diya usne sagar se vada le liya ki sagar kabi bhi apni sister par gandi nazar nahi dalega or agar aisa hua to anarth ho gaega.
Apko kuch karna hoga didi.
Leela devi : meena ho bhagya mein likha hota hai.
Vo hokar hii rehta hai isme hum kuch nahi kar sakte.
Meena : magar didi fir sagar ........
Leela devi meena ki baat ko beech me hii cut karte hue
Leela devi : tume pata hai meena ki ....................
Or leela devi kuch bolti hai.
Neha : yeh to hume bhi pata hai didi jabi to hum sab sagar se chudwati hai.
Magar hum kab tak sagar ko us khatre se bachati rahegi us time to riya ne sagar ko bacha liya tha apni sarir ki garmi dekar magar ab to yeh bhi possible nahi hoga.
Sagar ko jaldi hii apni kisi na kisi bhan ke sath saririk shamband banne hoge
Nahi to.
Leela devi neha ki baat ko cut karte hue.
Leela devi : hum sab ki beti ka pyaar bohot sacha hai neha tum fikar mat karo
Or riya sagar ko kuch hone nahi degi . Bhale hii vo us raaz se anjan hai.
Neha : vo mujhe bhi pata hai didi.
Neha ( leela devi se ) : vo sab choro didi ab yeh batao ki ab hum kya kare jab se sagar ne hume nahi choda tab se hum thoda bechain hai.
Meena neha ki chuchi dabate hue
Meena ( neha se ) : hamari choot rani bechain ho rahi hai sagar se chudwane ke liye
Neha : aaaah meena tum ab meri aag jyada mat bharkao.
Nahi to
Meena boobs ko tezz ki dabate hue
Meena : nahi to kya meri chudakkar bhan
Neha ( madhoshi awwaaz me ) : nahi to mein kahi apka hii rape na kar du.
Leela devi ( haste hue ) : kese karegi hamara rape tere pass lund to hai nahi
Neha piche se nakli lund nikalte hue
Neha : yeh raha nakli lund isse karugi mein tum dono ka rape
Or meena & leela devi hasne lag jati hai.
Tabi piche se aawaaz aati hai.
Shaks : mere hote hue tum teeno ko nakli lund lene ki jaruraat nahi nahi.
Or meena , neha or leela devi piche murkar dekhti hai to shocked ho jati hai.
Meena : tum
Vahi
Jaise hii rahul or uski bhan vaha pohochi hai to
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