Nevil singh
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bhai ab toh kiran ki practicl class bhi lagani padegiUpdate-11
Daksh aur baki sab class me bathe hue the aur teacher biology padha rahe the
Non engineers ko bata du ki engineering ke first year me sab padhaya jata hai
Karan- esse puch na ki masturbation ke kya kya nuksaan hai
Pawan- lund fir sirf mutne ke liye bach jata hai
Vaise tere sath to ho chuka hai na ye
Karan- bakchodi mat kar
Main to majje lene ke liye puch raha tha
Arjun- puri Dunia me yehi majje lene ke liye mili tujhe
Karan- biology padha rahi hai
Upar se female teacher hai
Kyu na thodi bakchodi karle
Hritik- teacher maa samaan hoti hai
Karan- chhup lavde
Karan teacher se
Mam what is the harmful effect of masturbation?
Puri class ke bich me chalaya
Ek second ke liye to Maam bhi shocked ho Gaye ki ye kon chutiya aa gaya hai lekin fir normal hoke
Teacher- there aren't much effects on your body specifically when you do it in a limit
But excess of everything is harmful
So in that case weakness, weak eyesight, low sperm count and problems like that will occur
Karan- Maam what is the solution of this problem?
Teacher- it's so simple dear
Don't masturabate
Aur ye sunte hi sab jor jor se hasne lage
Daksh- katva liya
Shanti se batha to jata nahi tere se
Hritik- esko aadat ho gaye hai
Jane de
Karan- are vo Maam sabke samne bolna nahi chahti thi
Nahi to pyaar to udhar bhi utna hi hai
Hritik- ha Bhai bilkul jada hai
Aur etna ki sala bahe ja raha hai
Baklund bc
Arjun- serious relationship chahiye yaar ab to
Daksh- lund lele na yaar ab to
Pawan- gand dedena yaar ab to
Karan kuch bolne hi wala tha ki arjun
Arjun- tune muh khola to kuch bol nahi paega
Ab samjh hi ja ki kya ho sakta hai tere sath
Daksh- baate hi aisi kar raha hai
Serious relationship chahiye lode ko
Arjun- beta ab umar ho gaye hai
Ghar wale kisi namune se shadi karaye esse acha hai khud apni pasand se dekh lo
Pawan- madarchod first year me hai
Final me hote to fir bhi soch lete
Arjun- lode tere se to final me bhi kuch nahi hona
Jindagi maal me hi gujar dega tu
Pawan- dono maal es maal ke pass hongi
Tu bas waqt aane de
Suna nahi hai kya
Apna time aaega
Daksh- Bc aaj Kal har aandu gandu
Sale apna time aaega leke gum rahe hai
Are behanchod tumhra time aagaya nikalo aur badiya sa time dekh ke mar jao behanchod
Hritik- Bhai mujhe pyaar hogya
Daksh ne aise react Kiya jaise ja madarchod Maa chuda
Karan- mere lund se?
Hritik- tere to chut thi
Kal hi to seal todi thi teri
Ohh kal gand marava le tune
Pawan- bakchodi hogi to bataega ki Bc ye hai kon
Arjun- loda kuch nahi hai
Har roj pyaar hota hai aisa mujhe
Teacher- get the hell out of my class
Teacher bahut jor se chilaya aur tab jake enko yaad aaya ki behanchod ye etne der se class me raita faila rahe the
Sab bina kuch bole ek ek karke nikalne lage aur college se bahar aake apni thadi par bath gaye
Hritik- Bhai sach me bahut jada pyaar hogya
Arjun- aage bhokega
Hritik- kal park me mili thi
Bahut cute thi behanchod
Daksh aur Arjun ek sath
Konse park behanchod
Pawan- chhod en madarchodo ko ye bhi nahi pata hoga park kaha hai
Baklundi karenge
Tu mere se bata
Hritik- Bhai main vaha gum raha tha to vo bahut der se check out kar rahi thi
Karan- tujhe??????
Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha
Lund jaisi teri sakal hai tujhe checkout kar rahi thi
Hritik- beta muh kamod jaisa ho to baatein tatti jaisi kare ye jaruri nahi hai
Kiran- excuse me Daksh
Ek pyaari si awaz aae jiski vajah se sabka dhayan awaz ki taraf khicha chala gaya
Daksh- ha bolo
Ab sab Daksh ko dekhne lage
Aur jaise hi Daksh ne sentence khatam kiya sab Kiran ki taraf ho liye
Kiran- do minutes baat karni thi
AKELE ME
Sare ke sare kamino ne Daksh ko pakad liya jaise jo bhi baat hogi yahi hogi nahi to kahi nahi hogi
Daksh- edar hi bol do
Vaha ka mahool dekh ke Daksh bola
Jisse Kiran thodi puzzled ho gaye kyuki vo etne kamino ke samne pehle hi bol ke fas chuki thi, agar aur jada kuch bolti to scene create hojata
Kiran- kya tum mujhe mathematics padha doge
Maine suna hai tumhra maths bahut acha hai
Thodi hichkichate hue boli
Daksh- ha ha bilkul
Jab tumhra man kare
Kiran- aaj shayam ko library?
Daksh- ha okay
Kiran- thank you
Aur kiran muskurate hue chali gaye
Arjun- behanchod agar tune eski gand nahi mari na to vahi par apni dosti khatam ho jaegi
Hritik- aur eski chhikhe gunjani chahiye
Jaise us din eski aawaz chhikh rahi thi
Daksh- behanchod ek baat ko etna bada karna jaruri hai kya
Arjun- Mc Dost important hai ya chori
Daksh- sun lund ke bache
Dost important the aur Dost important rahenge
Lekin main kisi ki feelings ke sath nahi khelunga
Agar usse manjur hua to thik otherwise I don't give a fuck
Pawan- maine pehle hi kaha tha ye madarchod hai
Hritik- bhosdike sahi to bol raha hai ye
Arjun- ohh sorry
Ha tu continue kar
Behanchod apni taraf dhayan khichne ke liye kuch bhi bol raha hai
Hritik- kya baat karu usse kal
Ye bata do
Pawan- etni badi hogae
Bayah nahi hua hai tumhra
Hritik- ha aur Manoj Bhai ki tarah najaro hi najaro me chhod du usse na
Arjun- are ye to chutiya hai hi
Main batata hu
Usko bolna ki meri cow gum gaye hai kya tum mujhe dood pila sakti ho
Hahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahaha
Hritik- Mc kutto sabko majak sujh raha hai
Daksh- naam kya hai?
Hritik- pata nahi
Daksh- konsi stream ki hai?
Hritik- pata nahi
Daksh- kya pata hai
Hritik- kuch nahi
Karan- to bahar guard se jake ek baar gand mara le vo bata dega
Hritik- bata dega vo?
Karan- chhup madarchod
Hritik- kya karu yaar
Sach me pyaar hogya hai
Daksh- kya mujhe leke chaliyo
Main karata hu teri setting
Hritik- mujhe maaf kardo bhai
Tu bc chod ke bhag jaega
Daksh- etna hi trust hai mujh par
Arjun- tere se jada trust to main bc apni ex par karta hu
Daksh- kisi ne pucha kya mc tere se
Pawan- are es lund ke bache ko gand marane ki adaat ho gaye hai
Hritik- mujhe maaf kardo
Bc galat bando se puch liya maine
Karan- main sahi advice deta hu tujhe
Kal uske pass jana aur bolna
I'm noticing you for a while now
And I don't why but my heart wanted is you and just you
Pawan- heart nahi Bhai lund
Eske lund ko chahiye vo
Hritik- Maa chudao
Main ja raha hu class
Daksh- konsi class?
Hritik- next class me
Arjun- aaj to aur classes hi nahi hai
Pawan- beta vo kya hai na ki tu chutiya hai
Aur tujhe kuch pata to hota nahi hai
To apna muh band rakha kar
Daksh- aur classes hai aaj apni?
Daksh surprisingly puchta hai
Pawan- tum dono ke liye nahi hai
Humare liye to hai
Chal Hritik
Daksh- tu ja raha hai kya(arjun se)
Arjun- kya fayda
Bahar hi nikalna hai to
Daksh- badiya to en chutiyo ko jane de
Hritik Arjun se
Es gandu ki baat me mat aa
Ye chutiyapa karke attendance aur chut dono le lega
Aur tu lund hilata rah jaega
Arjun- agar class me chalta hu to kya tu hilaega mera?
Hritik- fuck off
Aur fir baki sab class chale jate hai
Bach jate hai Daksh aur arjun
Arjun- match kab hai apna
Daksh- es Thursday ko
Arjun- Thursday aaj hai
Daksh- to aaj hoga
Arjun- tu thik hai?
Daksh- hmm
Vo bas etna hi bola kyuki use pata tha Arjun ko sab pata hai
Arjun- kya plans hai aage ka
Daksh- kuch plans nahi hai bhai
Ek exam khatam hue hai aur dusre aane wale hai bc
Bas uske bare me hi soch raha tha
Arjun- baat kyu nahi kar leta Ek baar tu
Daksh- aur kya bolu usse
Ha ki Bc tune aisa kyu kiya mere sath?
Ya fir jab dhokha hi dena tha to pyaar ka nataak kyu kiya
Tu bata Bhai kya baat karu
Arjun- Nasha bhi to solution nahi hai na bhai
Daksh- Nasha to pehle bhi karta tha
It's not because of her
Arjun- etna nahi karta tha jitna abhi kar raha hai
Aur tere aur Simran ka kya scene hai?
Daksh- kuch scene nahi hai
Arjun- still you are fucking her
Daksh- needs bhai
Bas aur kuch nahi hai
Arjun- Bhai teri life hai tu dekh le
Main bas etna bol raha hu ki gusse me kabhi vo mat kar dena jisse baad me pachtana pade
Daksh- vo vapas nahi aaegi
Ye mujhe ussi din pata chal gaya tha
To matlab main nahi pachtaunga
Arjun- daru peega
Daksh- match hai lund aaj
Arjun- match ke baad?
Daksh- vo match ke baad dekhenge
Arjun- kiran se nahi milne jana?
Daksh- uske bhi tagdi hi khujli chal rahi hai
Arjun- Koe na meeta dena
And I'm seeing someone
Daksh- cs ki hai
Pata hai mujhe
Arjun- tere ko kisne bataya mc
Daksh- yaha ka main hi ek matar bhagwan hu
Mujhe sab pata rahta hai
Arjun- ha ha ha baklund
Chal aaja practice par chalte hai
Daksh- tu ja
Mujhe library padhne jana hai
Arjun- practically samjhna usse
Daksh- hahahaha
Bhag behanchod
Fir dono haste hue chale jate hai.....
fantastic update hai bhai