Adultery Life of an Engineer(adultery+romance+action) (Completed)

[Awan Badshah]

Update-166

Baki sab ghar ja chuke the kyuki kiran ne unhe kuch dekhne nahi diya aur fir saanvi sabko airport chhod aaye

Unhe jab tak pata chalta hi asli kya bhasad machi hai sab aapne apne ghar pahuch chuke the

Daksh aur mayank (real) Daksh ke flat me bathe the

Daksh- kya piega?
Mayank- kuch bhi hard pila de

Daksh- kyu stress me aa raha hai?
Mayank- kyuki tujhe fark nahi pad raha

Daksh- padhna chahiye?
Mayank- Daksh ye mazak nahi hai
Bahut serious matter hai
Aur bahut kam waqt ki baat hai jab police warrant leke tere gate par khadi hogi

Daksh- chill maar mere bhai
Unke pass kuch proof nahi hai
Hawa me teer chalane se kuch nahi hota
Mayank- kabhi kabhi vo teer sahi nishane par bhi lag jata hai

Daksh- dekh naya cm apna, Mayor apna, ministers apne
To sala kon dega unhe permission
Mayank- ye politicians hai
Sirf apna fayda dekhte hai

Daksh- ha to humse jada fayda kaha hoga enhe?
Aur vaise bhi fayde ya maut ke bich se kuch chunana padega tab?
Mayank- Daksh humare shadow se hi humare takaat thi
Log darte hi esliye the ki kisi ko kuch nahi pata hota tha kon kaha se aaya kyu aaya aur kya kar gaya
Ab sabko pata chal gaya

Daksh- sab ke man me ek bhram dala gaya hai
Aur bhram bahut jaldi door bhi ho sakta hai
Vaise bhi main ek college student hu kon hi yakeen karega?
Mayank- mafia

Daksh- India ka mafia matlab main aur tu
Ab stress mat le aur na mujhe de
Mayank- aage kya karna hai?

Daksh- abhi kuch mahman aa rahe hai unki khatirdari
Mayank- abe nahi yaar
Es time nahi
Pehle hi bahut bhasad ho gaye hai

Daksh- bhasad thik bhi to vohi karenge
Mayank- gand maar le meri bc

Daksh- maar to leta lekin aise shok nahi hai mere
Mayank- naam kisne leak kiya?

Daksh- kon kar sakta hai etni himmat?
Mayank- mujhe to ek hi naam yaad aa raha hai

Daksh- bas to vohi hai
Mayank- lekin vo aisa kyu karegi?

Daksh- main hi havabaji karke aaya tha
Mujhe laga gusse me bakchodi karegi to maja aaega lekin usne meri soch se jada maje de diye
Mayank- teri gand bhi ek jagah tikti nahi hai na

Daksh- teri tarah boring life to nahi Jee raha main
Mayank- ha ha sab pata hai konse life jee raha hai tu

Daksh- lekin ek baat to hai teri gand aaj bhi akele to fatati hai
Mere sath to bada sher bana firta tha
Mayank- beta tere liye fatati hai
Abhi tak to ye bhi nahi pata involve kon kon hai?

Daksh- naam ki bol raha hai?
Mayank- ha
Kis kis ka naam bahar aaya hoga

Daksh- mere aur tera hi aaega bc
Daksh haste hue bola
Aur sala kisi ko janta kon hai
Mayank- mera to alternate rakh hi rakha hai tune

Daksh- nahi nahi akele akele nahi jaunga
Tujhe leke chalunga bc
Daksh aur Mayank ab masti karne lag gaye the

Mayank- suhagraat par bhi mujhe leke jayega?
Daksh- ab suhagraat par dhula hi nahi jayega to kya fayda
Esliye vaha tujhe sirf majburi me leke jana padega

Mayank- tu karle na shadi bc
Poonam ko utha ke lane ki jimmedari meri
Daksh- uski to shadi hone wali hai

Mayank- mandap se utha lenge
Tu ha to bol
Daksh- bas mere bhai bas
Usko jane hi de

Mayank- beta pyaar to abhi bhi hai
Daksh- pyaar kabhi marta nahi hai
Kisi aur se jada ho jata hai to pehle kamjor pad jata hai
Lekin rahta jarur hai

Mayank- ha mere philosopher
Aur dham se gate khula aur khulte hi mayank ke hatho me do gun aagaye aur usne samne walo par taan di

Vahi Daksh ne koe react nahi kiya vo vaise hi saraab peeta raha jaise usse pata ho kon hai

Saanvi- relax bhaiya
Main nahi marungi aapko
Aur kisi bande ko khichte hue ander patka aur gate band kar diya

Mayank- ab ye kon hai
Gun niche karte hue
Daksh- bola to tha mahman aane wale hai

Mayank- es halaat me aaenge ye expect nahi kiya tha

Ab Daksh ne apna soffa khiska ke us aadmi ke samne kar liya

Daksh- daru peeoge?
****- tum mujhe dara nahi sakte
Ye dunia ki kalam hai kabhi nahi daregi kabhi nahi rukegi

Daksh- marne ke baad bhi
Mayank- madarchod tune editor ko hi utha liya?

Daksh- kal bahut bol raha tha milne ka tv par to maine bas iccha puri ki hai
Dekha kitna bada dil hai mera
Mayank- bahut bada hai bhai lekin mujhe nahi dekhna

Daksh- to batao editor sahab
Kya karna hai?
Editor- tum chaho to maar do mujhe lekin meri kalam sachae hi likhegi

Daksh- aapko kyu marunga?
Mera hi nuksaan hai lekin maine suna family hai aapki?
Chhoti si pyaari si?

Editor - meri family se door rah tu samjha
Tere jaiso ki vajah se ye desh kharab ho raha hai
Daksh- mere jaise log balance bana rahe hai
Ab mujhe jada baat nahi karni jaldi se batao kalam bachani hai ya family
Abhi mandir gaye hai vapas tabhi lotengi jab main bolunga
Aur ye last chance hai tumhre pass

Ab sala family ko leke sab naram pad hi jate hai

Editor - kya chahiye tumhe?
Shant hote hue bola
Daksh- nice question
To suno
Abhi jake bologe ki kal hi news galat thi hume galat information mili thi aur vo ladka yani main bahut sareef hai
Usse aur aap sab se maafi main maafi mangta hu

Editor- ye to sare news channels ye dikhaye hai
Daksh- sab yehi bolenge
Aap chhinta na kare
Main sabko equally treat karta hai
Abhi dekho police wala bhi aaega
Saanvi

Saanvi vapas bahar chali gaye aur ek police wale ko utha ke le aaye

Mayank- behanchod daksh
Mayank frustration me bola
Daksh- bhai bahut sare mahman aaenge
Maine ek ka thodi bola tha

Daksh- to editor sahab deal pakki samjhu?
Bahut logo ko samjhna hai
Editor ha bol ke vaha se chala gaya

Mayank- tu trust kar raha hai espar?
Daksh- eske malik ke pass paise pahuch gaye police yaha ghutno par bathi hai
Bechara jaega kaha?
Aur vaise bhi family sentiments kuch bhi kara dete hai

Daksh- acp sir
Kaise ho?
Umeed karta hu yaha tak aane me koe taklif nahi hue hogi
Acp - yaar bhai vaise hi bol dete main kar deta kaam
Etni khatirdari ki kya jarurat thi?

Daksh- finally some intelligent person in the house
Apne londo ko bolo apne tatte sambhal ke rakhe
Thode bahut paiso ke chakkar me jaan chali jayegi

Acp- ho jayega bhai
Daksh- bas to fir aap Diwali manao
Shopping meri taraf

Acp- mithae bijva dena bhai
Daksh- aapse ghar pahuchne se pehle pahuch jayegi

Eske baad acp bhi vaha se uth ke chala gaya

Mayank- abe tu saanvi ko kyu samne la raha hai?
Daksh- kyuki ye bina mere bole utha ke laye thi en sab ko
Eske pass chhod deta to ye log kisi kaam ke nahi rahte

Mayank- beta tum samne mat aao
Bilkul nahi
Hume bas apna kaam nikalvana hai aur eske liye hume samne aake khelne ki jarurat nahi hai
Saanvi- jee bhaiya
Sorry

Daksh- sala meri baat to kabhi nahi manti ye
Saanvi- baat manvane ka bhi ek tarika hota hai

Mayank- aur kon hai?
Daksh- le aao bhai baari baari se sab ko

Ab log aate gaye aur Daksh ki baat mante gaye
Sabko apni aur apno ki jindagi pyaari thi

Ye sab to thik hai vo logo ko chutiya bana dega lekin sabse badi chhij thi college ki

College ke log usse jante hai aur ye bilkul bhi easy nahi hai ki vo Etna easily en sab par believe kar le

Vaha to uski gand marne hi thi kyuki college walo ko to vo dhamka bhi nahi sakta tha aur pyaar se to bc Lund nahi milta baki chhije to chhod hi do

Vaise to Daksh ke pass hazaro phone aa chuke the kal se uske dosto ke aur so called dosto ke

Lekin Daksh ne kisi se Abhi baat nahi ki thi lekin ab karni padegi

Esliye usse kuch bahut mithi goli dundni thi jisse chusa kar vo sab ko convince kar le

Aur Daksh Abhi saraab peeta peeta yehi soch raha tha

Mayank- main city vapas aa raha hu
Daksh- kis khushi me

Mayank- ab khelna hi hai khel to dhang se khelte hai
Daksh- vaha tu akela hoga
Bahut risk hai
Esliye nahi

Mayank- oh lode main permission nahi maang raha tujhse bata raha hu
Daksh- meri ek baat to maan liya kar bc

Mayank- maan li na ki main city vapas ja raha hu
es baar me aur koe debate nahi hogi

Fir ye sab yuhi aage ka plan banate rahe aur time kharab karte rahe.....

Fantastic Update

 

[BhattiDon]

Update-166

Baki sab ghar ja chuke the kyuki kiran ne unhe kuch dekhne nahi diya aur fir saanvi sabko airport chhod aaye

Unhe jab tak pata chalta hi asli kya bhasad machi hai sab aapne apne ghar pahuch chuke the

Daksh aur mayank (real) Daksh ke flat me bathe the

Daksh- kya piega?
Mayank- kuch bhi hard pila de

Daksh- kyu stress me aa raha hai?
Mayank- kyuki tujhe fark nahi pad raha

Daksh- padhna chahiye?
Mayank- Daksh ye mazak nahi hai
Bahut serious matter hai
Aur bahut kam waqt ki baat hai jab police warrant leke tere gate par khadi hogi

Daksh- chill maar mere bhai
Unke pass kuch proof nahi hai
Hawa me teer chalane se kuch nahi hota
Mayank- kabhi kabhi vo teer sahi nishane par bhi lag jata hai

Daksh- dekh naya cm apna, Mayor apna, ministers apne
To sala kon dega unhe permission
Mayank- ye politicians hai
Sirf apna fayda dekhte hai

Daksh- ha to humse jada fayda kaha hoga enhe?
Aur vaise bhi fayde ya maut ke bich se kuch chunana padega tab?
Mayank- Daksh humare shadow se hi humare takaat thi
Log darte hi esliye the ki kisi ko kuch nahi pata hota tha kon kaha se aaya kyu aaya aur kya kar gaya
Ab sabko pata chal gaya

Daksh- sab ke man me ek bhram dala gaya hai
Aur bhram bahut jaldi door bhi ho sakta hai
Vaise bhi main ek college student hu kon hi yakeen karega?
Mayank- mafia

Daksh- India ka mafia matlab main aur tu
Ab stress mat le aur na mujhe de
Mayank- aage kya karna hai?

Daksh- abhi kuch mahman aa rahe hai unki khatirdari
Mayank- abe nahi yaar
Es time nahi
Pehle hi bahut bhasad ho gaye hai

Daksh- bhasad thik bhi to vohi karenge
Mayank- gand maar le meri bc

Daksh- maar to leta lekin aise shok nahi hai mere
Mayank- naam kisne leak kiya?

Daksh- kon kar sakta hai etni himmat?
Mayank- mujhe to ek hi naam yaad aa raha hai

Daksh- bas to vohi hai
Mayank- lekin vo aisa kyu karegi?

Daksh- main hi havabaji karke aaya tha
Mujhe laga gusse me bakchodi karegi to maja aaega lekin usne meri soch se jada maje de diye
Mayank- teri gand bhi ek jagah tikti nahi hai na

Daksh- teri tarah boring life to nahi Jee raha main
Mayank- ha ha sab pata hai konse life jee raha hai tu

Daksh- lekin ek baat to hai teri gand aaj bhi akele to fatati hai
Mere sath to bada sher bana firta tha
Mayank- beta tere liye fatati hai
Abhi tak to ye bhi nahi pata involve kon kon hai?

Daksh- naam ki bol raha hai?
Mayank- ha
Kis kis ka naam bahar aaya hoga

Daksh- mere aur tera hi aaega bc
Daksh haste hue bola
Aur sala kisi ko janta kon hai
Mayank- mera to alternate rakh hi rakha hai tune

Daksh- nahi nahi akele akele nahi jaunga
Tujhe leke chalunga bc
Daksh aur Mayank ab masti karne lag gaye the

Mayank- suhagraat par bhi mujhe leke jayega?
Daksh- ab suhagraat par dhula hi nahi jayega to kya fayda
Esliye vaha tujhe sirf majburi me leke jana padega

Mayank- tu karle na shadi bc
Poonam ko utha ke lane ki jimmedari meri
Daksh- uski to shadi hone wali hai

Mayank- mandap se utha lenge
Tu ha to bol
Daksh- bas mere bhai bas
Usko jane hi de

Mayank- beta pyaar to abhi bhi hai
Daksh- pyaar kabhi marta nahi hai
Kisi aur se jada ho jata hai to pehle kamjor pad jata hai
Lekin rahta jarur hai

Mayank- ha mere philosopher
Aur dham se gate khula aur khulte hi mayank ke hatho me do gun aagaye aur usne samne walo par taan di

Vahi Daksh ne koe react nahi kiya vo vaise hi saraab peeta raha jaise usse pata ho kon hai

Saanvi- relax bhaiya
Main nahi marungi aapko
Aur kisi bande ko khichte hue ander patka aur gate band kar diya

Mayank- ab ye kon hai
Gun niche karte hue
Daksh- bola to tha mahman aane wale hai

Mayank- es halaat me aaenge ye expect nahi kiya tha

Ab Daksh ne apna soffa khiska ke us aadmi ke samne kar liya

Daksh- daru peeoge?
****- tum mujhe dara nahi sakte
Ye dunia ki kalam hai kabhi nahi daregi kabhi nahi rukegi

Daksh- marne ke baad bhi
Mayank- madarchod tune editor ko hi utha liya?

Daksh- kal bahut bol raha tha milne ka tv par to maine bas iccha puri ki hai
Dekha kitna bada dil hai mera
Mayank- bahut bada hai bhai lekin mujhe nahi dekhna

Daksh- to batao editor sahab
Kya karna hai?
Editor- tum chaho to maar do mujhe lekin meri kalam sachae hi likhegi

Daksh- aapko kyu marunga?
Mera hi nuksaan hai lekin maine suna family hai aapki?
Chhoti si pyaari si?

Editor - meri family se door rah tu samjha
Tere jaiso ki vajah se ye desh kharab ho raha hai
Daksh- mere jaise log balance bana rahe hai
Ab mujhe jada baat nahi karni jaldi se batao kalam bachani hai ya family
Abhi mandir gaye hai vapas tabhi lotengi jab main bolunga
Aur ye last chance hai tumhre pass

Ab sala family ko leke sab naram pad hi jate hai

Editor - kya chahiye tumhe?
Shant hote hue bola
Daksh- nice question
To suno
Abhi jake bologe ki kal hi news galat thi hume galat information mili thi aur vo ladka yani main bahut sareef hai
Usse aur aap sab se maafi main maafi mangta hu

Editor- ye to sare news channels ye dikhaye hai
Daksh- sab yehi bolenge
Aap chhinta na kare
Main sabko equally treat karta hai
Abhi dekho police wala bhi aaega
Saanvi

Saanvi vapas bahar chali gaye aur ek police wale ko utha ke le aaye

Mayank- behanchod daksh
Mayank frustration me bola
Daksh- bhai bahut sare mahman aaenge
Maine ek ka thodi bola tha

Daksh- to editor sahab deal pakki samjhu?
Bahut logo ko samjhna hai
Editor ha bol ke vaha se chala gaya

Mayank- tu trust kar raha hai espar?
Daksh- eske malik ke pass paise pahuch gaye police yaha ghutno par bathi hai
Bechara jaega kaha?
Aur vaise bhi family sentiments kuch bhi kara dete hai

Daksh- acp sir
Kaise ho?
Umeed karta hu yaha tak aane me koe taklif nahi hue hogi
Acp - yaar bhai vaise hi bol dete main kar deta kaam
Etni khatirdari ki kya jarurat thi?

Daksh- finally some intelligent person in the house
Apne londo ko bolo apne tatte sambhal ke rakhe
Thode bahut paiso ke chakkar me jaan chali jayegi

Acp- ho jayega bhai
Daksh- bas to fir aap Diwali manao
Shopping meri taraf

Acp- mithae bijva dena bhai
Daksh- aapse ghar pahuchne se pehle pahuch jayegi

Eske baad acp bhi vaha se uth ke chala gaya

Mayank- abe tu saanvi ko kyu samne la raha hai?
Daksh- kyuki ye bina mere bole utha ke laye thi en sab ko
Eske pass chhod deta to ye log kisi kaam ke nahi rahte

Mayank- beta tum samne mat aao
Bilkul nahi
Hume bas apna kaam nikalvana hai aur eske liye hume samne aake khelne ki jarurat nahi hai
Saanvi- jee bhaiya
Sorry

Daksh- sala meri baat to kabhi nahi manti ye
Saanvi- baat manvane ka bhi ek tarika hota hai

Mayank- aur kon hai?
Daksh- le aao bhai baari baari se sab ko

Ab log aate gaye aur Daksh ki baat mante gaye
Sabko apni aur apno ki jindagi pyaari thi

Ye sab to thik hai vo logo ko chutiya bana dega lekin sabse badi chhij thi college ki

College ke log usse jante hai aur ye bilkul bhi easy nahi hai ki vo Etna easily en sab par believe kar le

Vaha to uski gand marne hi thi kyuki college walo ko to vo dhamka bhi nahi sakta tha aur pyaar se to bc Lund nahi milta baki chhije to chhod hi do

Vaise to Daksh ke pass hazaro phone aa chuke the kal se uske dosto ke aur so called dosto ke

Lekin Daksh ne kisi se Abhi baat nahi ki thi lekin ab karni padegi

Esliye usse kuch bahut mithi goli dundni thi jisse chusa kar vo sab ko convince kar le

Aur Daksh Abhi saraab peeta peeta yehi soch raha tha

Mayank- main city vapas aa raha hu
Daksh- kis khushi me

Mayank- ab khelna hi hai khel to dhang se khelte hai
Daksh- vaha tu akela hoga
Bahut risk hai
Esliye nahi

Mayank- oh lode main permission nahi maang raha tujhse bata raha hu
Daksh- meri ek baat to maan liya kar bc

Mayank- maan li na ki main city vapas ja raha hu
es baar me aur koe debate nahi hogi

Fir ye sab yuhi aage ka plan banate rahe aur time kharab karte rahe.....

Wah Bhai sahi gand Mari sb ki

 

[Rahul]

badhiya update bhai ji daksh ne sab samhaal liya ab uska dost bhi aa raha hai kiran ka plan kya tha daksh ko sahi raste par lane wala pata na chala

 

[RAJIV SHAW]

Super update hai bhai

 

[Nevil singh]

Update-165

Exams aagaye the aur sab edar udar bhag rahe the

Kisi ko kuch nahi aata tha aur jaise humesha ye karte hai chhutiyo ke sath vaisa hi es baar bhi hua tha

Pure chhutiya nashe karte karte hi beeta di aur bc weekend ka jo plan tha vo Daksh ne gayab hoke chhod diya tha

Ab ye sab vaise hi exams ki vajah se gusse me the aur Daksh ke gayab hone se jo plan chhuda uski vajah se aur jada aag babula ho rahe the

Daksh canteen me batha mast samose pel raha tha aur baki sab usse galliya pe galliya de rahe the

Pawan- sale kutte jab jana hi nahi tha to bata nahi sakta tha?
Humara weekend aur chod diya
Arjun- are main to pehle hi bolta tha chutiya hai ye
Yakeen karna hi nahi chahiye

Hritik- bc tu kab bola?
Tu hi eske gand me ghusa rahta tha har time
Arjun- sale bhai hota to dil ki baat sun leta, samjh leta lekin tujhe to behan bana diya hai na ruhi ne

Ruhi- tujhe na bana du main kahi
Bach ke rahiyo
Karan- are yaar pehle hi gand fati padi hai sala tum log bhi ladne lag gaye

Ruhi- tujhe kuch jada bhukh nahi lag rahi aaj? Daksh jiske pure muh me samose bhare hue the

Pawan- samose to aise bhar rakhe hai muh me jaise Lund ho bc
Ruhi- bolega ab kuch

Daksh- hmmmuhmm
Karan- tu kha le bc pehle aaram se fir bol lena

Arjun- aur kuch chahiye?
Daksh- umm cold drink
Daksh muskil se bola

Pawan - loda na de du bc tujhe
Nidhi- Daksh hod sir ne bulaya hai
Nidhi kahi se ek dam unke samne aake boli

Daksh ke muh me jo tha vo vahi ka vahi ruk gaya
Man me to bahut galiya de raha tha lekin bechara kar bhi kya sakta tha

Nidhi- sir ne bola hai urgent hai to jaldi bulaya hai aur unhone ye bhi bola hai ki phone ko g***d me delo jab uthana hi nahi hota to
Gand Nidhi ne nahi bola tha

Aur vo ye bol ke vaha se chale gaye

Daksh ne ek hath se apna phone nikala to hod ki kafi miss call padi hue thi

Pawan- acha hi hua bc
Tere sath aisa hi hona tha
Arjun- ab jake mara hod se

Daksh unko bhi galliya dete hue utha aur vaha se jane laga

Ruhi- oye bill kon dega
Daksh jo table par ek last samosa rakha tha usse bhi utha ke ruhi ko flying kiss dete hue vaha se bhag gaya

In hod cabin

Daksh- sir bulaya aapne?
H.o.d- ha
Tum kuch update hi nahi dete aajkal

Daksh- sir kaam vapas start hoga
Sem break khatam hone se pehle complete kar dunga
H.o.d- you sure?

Daksh- Jee sir
Es baar koe galti nahi hogi
H.o.d- ye to achi baat hai

Fir hod kuch nahi bola

Daksh- sir to jau?
Hod - nahi batho

Daksh ko laga sarcastically bol raha hai to bechara khada raha

Hod- batho bhai
Likh ke du kya?

Daksh turant bath gaya

Vaise kisi londe ki himmat nahi hoti hod ke samne bathne ki lekin ab etni request kar di hod ne to Daksh bath gaya

Hod - sir engine engine se kaam ban jayega?
Daksh- matlab sir?

Hod- vo engine kahi use bhi to hona chahiye
Daksh- sir pehle engine ban jaye fir uska bhi dekhunga

Hod - tab nahi abhi dekho
Daksh- okay sir

Hod - maine director se baat kar li hai
He will provide you all the stuff ab tumhe sirf engine hi nahi car bhi banani hai
Daksh -sir?

Hod - aur tumhre pass bas ek saal hi hai
Daksh- sir ek saal me bahut muskil hai
Final year bhi hogi aur Projects bhi

Hod - classes konsa tum jate ho?
Aur Projects esse ko samjh lo
Dekho mujhe pata hai tough hai lekin tumse esliye bol rahe hai kyuki tum kar sakte ho

Aur college ko badle me kuch nahi chahiye bas free ki publicity

Daksh- sir I will try
Hod - try nahi Karna Daksh
Tumhe ye karna hi hai
Tumhri dream hai hum bas usse thodi badi bana rahe hai

Kal se fabrication lab chale jana
Vaha tumhre liye new cabin banva diya hai
Vahi par tumhe sare chhije mil jayegi
24/7 service available hai
Aur 3d printing vagra sab available hai

Daksh- okay sir
Hod - tumhe vaha se kahi jane ki jarurat nahi padegi
Tumhri jarurat ka sara samaan vaha pehle hi mojud hai except for smoking room

Daksh- thank you so much sir
Hod- any questions?

Daksh- Jee sir ek hai?
Hod - ha bolo

Daksh- ye fabrication lab kaha hai?

Hod ne ye sunte hi Daksh ko aisa look diya jaise abhi gand maar dega

Daksh- it's okay sir
Main doond lunga
Thank you aur Daksh vaha se jaan aur gand bacha ke bhaga

Uske baad jada kuch hua nahi aur sab gand fati halaat me exam dete rahe aur uske gam me nashe karte rahe

Aise hi sare exams khatam hogaye aur sab firse ek sath bathe the

Karan- bhai dekho bakchodi to hogaye hai
Main soch raha tha ghar jane se pehle ghum aate hai koe movie vagra bhi dekh lete hai
Daksh- idea bura nahi haihai

Arjun- ohh bhosdike end me tu hi gand maraega
Esliye tu chhup rah
Pawan- abhi chalte hai
Sala kaha hi bach ke bhagega yaha se

Daksh- main edhar hi hu bhai
Tu bata to kaha chalna hai

Fir sab vaha bath ke plan banate hai aur kuch jagah decide karte hai

Ruhi- main change karke aati hu
Karan- koe jarurat hi nahi hai
Abhi bhi daraavani lag rahi hai baad me bhi lagegi
To kyu time kharab kar rahi hai?

Ruhi- apni bandi ko dekh pehle
Fir mujhe bolna
Karan- sweetheart natural beauty hai
Teri tarah makeup laga ke nahi ghumti

Daksh- facts
Hritik ke pass jab aata khatam ho jata hai to eske chehre se hi utaar ke khana banta hai
Ruhi- chhhiiii yaar

Arjun- esne imagine bhi kar liya hoga
Hritik ko utarte hue
Hritik- bakchodi hogaye ho to chale?

Daksh- hume kaha jana hai?
Esko tayar hona hai hone de
Pawan- hum yaha samose aur chai pelte hai

Karan- ye hue na baat
Hritik tu nikal eska ache se makeup kara ke yahi le aana
Agar hum dar ke mar gaye to tere upar hoga vo

Ruhi- fuck off
Aur ruhi vaha se uth ke chale gaye Hritik uske piche piche

Pawan- bhai gand fat rahi hai sach me
Daksh- aur kitni fategi bhai teri?

Karan- ye pura college apne ander karne ki soch raha hai
Arjun- vo to ye abhi bhi daal sakta hai

Pawan- tujhe bhi daal lunga bc jada na bol
Arjun- dar gaya
Bc dar gaya main

Pawan- aise hi darte rahna mujhse nahi to pata hai na tujhe
Arjun- main aata hu thodi der me

Karan- gand marane ja raha hai?
Vo to ye(Pawan) yehi maar dega
Arjun- kuch important kaam hai

Pawan- kiran se Milne ja raha hoga
Aur kya hi kaam hota hai es gandu ko
Arjun- jab pata hai to kyu gand marva raha hai?

Karan- abe chhodu abhi nikal rahe hai
Arjun- aajaunga aadhe gante me

Pawan- eski(daksh) ki tarah dhokha mat de dena bc
Daksh- abe jane de na
Aajaega
Vishwash hai mujhe apne tatto par

Karan- jaldi aajana
Arjun- ha
Bye

Aur Arjun bhi vaha se chala gaya

Pawan- kya zindagi hogaye hai
Koe bc do minutes sath bath ke khush nahi hai
Karan- hum yaha mujra kar rahe hai?
Sath hi to bathe hai bc

Pawan- beta teri girlfriend yaha hai nahi nahi to sabse pehle tu hi bhagta
Daksh- main bhi to batha hu lavde

Pawan- tu to bol hi mat
Bina bandi ke hi gayab ho jata hai tu
Karan- Daksh eske to bandi hai fir bhi ye kyu yaha vaha gand marata firta hai?

Daksh- bhai eske ho gaye hai aadaat
Ab eska kuch nahi ho sakta
Pawan- sale dost important hai samjha
Esliye nahi jata

Karan- humne kab mana kiya bc?
Ja kisne roka hai
Daksh- vaise bhi din acha kat jayega humara tere bina

Pawan- tabhi to nahi ja raha
Sale tumhre din kabhi ache nahi hone dunga main

Ye aise hi bakchodi kar rahe the aur tab tak ruhi aur Hritik bhi aagaye thi

Ruhi sundar to thi hi aur aaj cute bhi lag rahi thi Ek Capri aur t shirt me

Daksh- esse pyaar ho jana hai mujhe
Karan- mujhe to ho hi gaya lagta hai

Hritik- bhai esko bakas do
Aur nahi milegi mujhe
Pawan- vo hai to 6 saal wali

Hritik- bas bas bas
Es baat ko yehi dafna dete hai
Ruhi- Arjun kaha hai?

Daksh- Arjun ka to pata nahi lekin tu to dil me aa gaye hai
Ruhi- Daksh shut up yaar

Daksh- mere pyaar ko aise mat dutkaar
Paap lagega
Hritik- Arjun ko bula le
Late ho jayenge

Pawan- usko kuch jaruri kaam aagaya esliye vo sidha vahi milega
Ruhi- ek baar tu gayab hota hai ek baar arjun
Chal kya raha hai

Daksh- mere me to tu hi chal rahi hai
Karan- abhi yaha se chalte hai
Hritik Cab book kar

Hritik- main kyu bc?
Daksh- tujhe pata hai kon karta hai cab book

Karan- jiske sath bandi ho
To please Hritik time kharab mat kar aur Jaldi se book kar

Hritik kya hi karta bechare ko karni padi book aur ye sab Arjun ko chhod ke hi nikal gaye

Ruhi- pehle kaha jana hai?
Karan- are meri jaan tu jaha bole vaha chal lenge
Tu bol to

Daksh- ruhi sirf mere se bolegi
Tum muh mat maar
Hritik- waterfall par chalte hai
Tab tak Arjun bhi aajaega

Ruhi- good idea
Daksh- ab to main bhi idea dunga

Karan- maine to de diya bhai
Waterfall chalte hai
Kaisa laga ruhi idea?
Ruhi- yaar bas bhi karo
Ab bahut hogya

Karan ya Daksh me se koe kuch bolne hi wala tha ki Pawan ke pass Arjun ka phone aagya

Pawan- bc esse kya bolu ab?
Daksh- humse kya puch raha hai?
Tu dekh

Hritik- ab kya hua?
Pawan- kuch nahi

Pawan- hello
Arjun- kaha mar gaye bc?

Pawan- abe ye Hritik aur ruhi ruke hi nahi bole vo late hua hai to direct aajaega
Ab enhone cab book ki thi to hum kuch bol bhi nahi paye
Hritik- oye madarchod

Arjun- main gand maar lunga sabki
Sach sach batao kaha ho?
Daksh- abe esko waterfall aane ki bol de

Pawan- ye waterfall par aaja aur jaldi
Ye dono nahi rukenge fir tere intezaar me
Aur Pawan bina koe jawab sune phone kaat deta hai

Ruhi- ye kya tha?
Daksh- bahut galat baat hai ruhi
Tujhe rukna chahiye tha apne dost ke liye

Ruhi- tum logo ne hi to bola tha ki vo sidha aaega uske kaam hai
Hritik- sab humri galti hai
En chutiyo par trust karna hi nahi chahiye tha

Ye ladte jhagadte pahuche aur vaha masti karne lage

Bahut der baad galliya deta hua Arjun bhi aagaya aur uske sath kiran bhi thi

Daksh ne koe react nahi kiya aur baki sab fir ladne lag gaye

Ruhi ne kisi tarah sabko shant karaya aur movie ke liye chal diye

Daksh to ghuste hi sogya usse movie me koe interest hi nahi tha

Baki sab movie dekhne lage

Aur vaha se bhi bahar aagaye

Ab movie dekhne aaye aur sath me ladkiya bhi ho to vaha bhasad to honi hi hai

Har story me hoti hai to esme bhi hogi
Kuch bande nashe me ruhi ko chhedne lag gaye
Unko laga sirf ruhi aur kiran hi hai masti kar lete hai

Lekin unhone side me khade Daksh ko nahi dekha tha

Aaj Daksh ki asliyat ki thodi si jhalak sab ko dikhne wali thi

Kyuki jaise hi unme se ek ka hath ruhi ki t shirt par gaya us ladke ke muh se khoon bhahne laga

Daksh ne usse apni taraf guma ke etne jor jor se punch mare uski chest me ki vo vahi khoon fekta hua behosh hogya

Ye dekhte hi sab dost harkat me aagaye aur dono ladkiya thodi dar gaye

Lekin kisi ke kuch react karne se pehle hi Daksh ne do aur bando ke hath pair tod diye

Tisre ke muh par uchal ke ek laat maari aur uske teen daato ne vahi pran nauchvar kar diye

En logo ne Daksh ko sirf ek baar hi ladta dekha tha aur us time kisi ko nahi pata chal raha tha ki kon kya kar raha hai

Lekin Abhi sab ne dekh liya tha ki Daksh akela kya kar sakta hai

Daksh- tu thik hai(ruhi se)
Ruhi sirf gardan hila paye

Daksh kuch bolta usse pehle hi vaha police aagaye aur Daksh ke charo taraf gun tana di

Daksh- any problem sir?
Police- you are under arrest

Daksh- on what charges?
Police- d company ke boss par bahut charges hai
Thane me aaram se explain kar denge ek ek

Daksh- do you have any proof?
Police- vo bhi Jaldi mil jayega

Daksh- to jab mile tab aana
Daksh ek police wale ka hath apne se hatate hue bola

Vaha kisi ko kuch samjh me nahi aa raha tha ki yaha chal kya raha hai sivay kiran ke

Police- eye witness hai
Daksh- oh really?
Kon hai

Police - sab Bata denge
Abhi tu chal
Aur Daksh ko gun point par le jane lage

Kiran- aapke pass warrant hai?
Police- ye koe top hai jo eske liye warrant leke aaye?

Kiran- I'm the owner of Roy group and he is my partner
So yes he is a top
Now if you have any warrant then show us otherwise get the fuck out of here

Ye first time tha jab kiran ne kisi se aise baat ki thi aur vo bhi police walo se

Police- you gonna pay for this
Kiran- will see

Police- jaldi hi milenge
Kiran- dua karo na milo
Vohi acha hoga

Aur police waha se chali gaye

Ruhi- Daksh what the hell is this
Daksh- Arjun sab ko yaha se leke chala jayega?

Arjun- kuch puch rahe hai hum?
Daksh- tu yaha se sab ko leke ja
Aur aaj hi sab ghar nikal lo
Main saanvi ko call kar dunga vo tumhe flat ke pass mil jayegi aur airport drop kar degi

Karan- Daksh jo puch rahe hai vo bata
Aur hume nahi chahiye kisi ki help
Daksh- sab bata dunga
Abhi jao yaha se
Please

Fir sab kuch der me maan jate hai aur vaha se jane lagte hai

Daksh- kiran
Daksh piche se bola to kiran ruk gaye

Daksh- don't let anyone out of the cab till you reach
Aur kuch bhi gadbad lage call saanvi
Speed dial par rakh lo

Kiran ne sirf gardan hila di ha me kyuki vo to Daksh aur uske life ke bare me janti hi thi aur sab vaha se chale gaye

Ek minute hi hua tha unhe nikle aur sare news channels ne Daksh ko d company ka boss dikhana suru kar diya

Bas karo ab bc padhte hi ja rahe ho bachhe ki jaan loge kya ab
Hogya aajka....

gajab ki update hai bhai
daksh ko highlight kiya ja raha hai
kiran ki double game shayad ushe hi bhari naa pad jaaye

 

[Nevil singh]

Update-166

Baki sab ghar ja chuke the kyuki kiran ne unhe kuch dekhne nahi diya aur fir saanvi sabko airport chhod aaye

Unhe jab tak pata chalta hi asli kya bhasad machi hai sab aapne apne ghar pahuch chuke the

Daksh aur mayank (real) Daksh ke flat me bathe the

Daksh- kya piega?
Mayank- kuch bhi hard pila de

Daksh- kyu stress me aa raha hai?
Mayank- kyuki tujhe fark nahi pad raha

Daksh- padhna chahiye?
Mayank- Daksh ye mazak nahi hai
Bahut serious matter hai
Aur bahut kam waqt ki baat hai jab police warrant leke tere gate par khadi hogi

Daksh- chill maar mere bhai
Unke pass kuch proof nahi hai
Hawa me teer chalane se kuch nahi hota
Mayank- kabhi kabhi vo teer sahi nishane par bhi lag jata hai

Daksh- dekh naya cm apna, Mayor apna, ministers apne
To sala kon dega unhe permission
Mayank- ye politicians hai
Sirf apna fayda dekhte hai

Daksh- ha to humse jada fayda kaha hoga enhe?
Aur vaise bhi fayde ya maut ke bich se kuch chunana padega tab?
Mayank- Daksh humare shadow se hi humare takaat thi
Log darte hi esliye the ki kisi ko kuch nahi pata hota tha kon kaha se aaya kyu aaya aur kya kar gaya
Ab sabko pata chal gaya

Daksh- sab ke man me ek bhram dala gaya hai
Aur bhram bahut jaldi door bhi ho sakta hai
Vaise bhi main ek college student hu kon hi yakeen karega?
Mayank- mafia

Daksh- India ka mafia matlab main aur tu
Ab stress mat le aur na mujhe de
Mayank- aage kya karna hai?

Daksh- abhi kuch mahman aa rahe hai unki khatirdari
Mayank- abe nahi yaar
Es time nahi
Pehle hi bahut bhasad ho gaye hai

Daksh- bhasad thik bhi to vohi karenge
Mayank- gand maar le meri bc

Daksh- maar to leta lekin aise shok nahi hai mere
Mayank- naam kisne leak kiya?

Daksh- kon kar sakta hai etni himmat?
Mayank- mujhe to ek hi naam yaad aa raha hai

Daksh- bas to vohi hai
Mayank- lekin vo aisa kyu karegi?

Daksh- main hi havabaji karke aaya tha
Mujhe laga gusse me bakchodi karegi to maja aaega lekin usne meri soch se jada maje de diye
Mayank- teri gand bhi ek jagah tikti nahi hai na

Daksh- teri tarah boring life to nahi Jee raha main
Mayank- ha ha sab pata hai konse life jee raha hai tu

Daksh- lekin ek baat to hai teri gand aaj bhi akele to fatati hai
Mere sath to bada sher bana firta tha
Mayank- beta tere liye fatati hai
Abhi tak to ye bhi nahi pata involve kon kon hai?

Daksh- naam ki bol raha hai?
Mayank- ha
Kis kis ka naam bahar aaya hoga

Daksh- mere aur tera hi aaega bc
Daksh haste hue bola
Aur sala kisi ko janta kon hai
Mayank- mera to alternate rakh hi rakha hai tune

Daksh- nahi nahi akele akele nahi jaunga
Tujhe leke chalunga bc
Daksh aur Mayank ab masti karne lag gaye the

Mayank- suhagraat par bhi mujhe leke jayega?
Daksh- ab suhagraat par dhula hi nahi jayega to kya fayda
Esliye vaha tujhe sirf majburi me leke jana padega

Mayank- tu karle na shadi bc
Poonam ko utha ke lane ki jimmedari meri
Daksh- uski to shadi hone wali hai

Mayank- mandap se utha lenge
Tu ha to bol
Daksh- bas mere bhai bas
Usko jane hi de

Mayank- beta pyaar to abhi bhi hai
Daksh- pyaar kabhi marta nahi hai
Kisi aur se jada ho jata hai to pehle kamjor pad jata hai
Lekin rahta jarur hai

Mayank- ha mere philosopher
Aur dham se gate khula aur khulte hi mayank ke hatho me do gun aagaye aur usne samne walo par taan di

Vahi Daksh ne koe react nahi kiya vo vaise hi saraab peeta raha jaise usse pata ho kon hai

Saanvi- relax bhaiya
Main nahi marungi aapko
Aur kisi bande ko khichte hue ander patka aur gate band kar diya

Mayank- ab ye kon hai
Gun niche karte hue
Daksh- bola to tha mahman aane wale hai

Mayank- es halaat me aaenge ye expect nahi kiya tha

Ab Daksh ne apna soffa khiska ke us aadmi ke samne kar liya

Daksh- daru peeoge?
****- tum mujhe dara nahi sakte
Ye dunia ki kalam hai kabhi nahi daregi kabhi nahi rukegi

Daksh- marne ke baad bhi
Mayank- madarchod tune editor ko hi utha liya?

Daksh- kal bahut bol raha tha milne ka tv par to maine bas iccha puri ki hai
Dekha kitna bada dil hai mera
Mayank- bahut bada hai bhai lekin mujhe nahi dekhna

Daksh- to batao editor sahab
Kya karna hai?
Editor- tum chaho to maar do mujhe lekin meri kalam sachae hi likhegi

Daksh- aapko kyu marunga?
Mera hi nuksaan hai lekin maine suna family hai aapki?
Chhoti si pyaari si?

Editor - meri family se door rah tu samjha
Tere jaiso ki vajah se ye desh kharab ho raha hai
Daksh- mere jaise log balance bana rahe hai
Ab mujhe jada baat nahi karni jaldi se batao kalam bachani hai ya family
Abhi mandir gaye hai vapas tabhi lotengi jab main bolunga
Aur ye last chance hai tumhre pass

Ab sala family ko leke sab naram pad hi jate hai

Editor - kya chahiye tumhe?
Shant hote hue bola
Daksh- nice question
To suno
Abhi jake bologe ki kal hi news galat thi hume galat information mili thi aur vo ladka yani main bahut sareef hai
Usse aur aap sab se maafi main maafi mangta hu

Editor- ye to sare news channels ye dikhaye hai
Daksh- sab yehi bolenge
Aap chhinta na kare
Main sabko equally treat karta hai
Abhi dekho police wala bhi aaega
Saanvi

Saanvi vapas bahar chali gaye aur ek police wale ko utha ke le aaye

Mayank- behanchod daksh
Mayank frustration me bola
Daksh- bhai bahut sare mahman aaenge
Maine ek ka thodi bola tha

Daksh- to editor sahab deal pakki samjhu?
Bahut logo ko samjhna hai
Editor ha bol ke vaha se chala gaya

Mayank- tu trust kar raha hai espar?
Daksh- eske malik ke pass paise pahuch gaye police yaha ghutno par bathi hai
Bechara jaega kaha?
Aur vaise bhi family sentiments kuch bhi kara dete hai

Daksh- acp sir
Kaise ho?
Umeed karta hu yaha tak aane me koe taklif nahi hue hogi
Acp - yaar bhai vaise hi bol dete main kar deta kaam
Etni khatirdari ki kya jarurat thi?

Daksh- finally some intelligent person in the house
Apne londo ko bolo apne tatte sambhal ke rakhe
Thode bahut paiso ke chakkar me jaan chali jayegi

Acp- ho jayega bhai
Daksh- bas to fir aap Diwali manao
Shopping meri taraf

Acp- mithae bijva dena bhai
Daksh- aapse ghar pahuchne se pehle pahuch jayegi

Eske baad acp bhi vaha se uth ke chala gaya

Mayank- abe tu saanvi ko kyu samne la raha hai?
Daksh- kyuki ye bina mere bole utha ke laye thi en sab ko
Eske pass chhod deta to ye log kisi kaam ke nahi rahte

Mayank- beta tum samne mat aao
Bilkul nahi
Hume bas apna kaam nikalvana hai aur eske liye hume samne aake khelne ki jarurat nahi hai
Saanvi- jee bhaiya
Sorry

Daksh- sala meri baat to kabhi nahi manti ye
Saanvi- baat manvane ka bhi ek tarika hota hai

Mayank- aur kon hai?
Daksh- le aao bhai baari baari se sab ko

Ab log aate gaye aur Daksh ki baat mante gaye
Sabko apni aur apno ki jindagi pyaari thi

Ye sab to thik hai vo logo ko chutiya bana dega lekin sabse badi chhij thi college ki

College ke log usse jante hai aur ye bilkul bhi easy nahi hai ki vo Etna easily en sab par believe kar le

Vaha to uski gand marne hi thi kyuki college walo ko to vo dhamka bhi nahi sakta tha aur pyaar se to bc Lund nahi milta baki chhije to chhod hi do

Vaise to Daksh ke pass hazaro phone aa chuke the kal se uske dosto ke aur so called dosto ke

Lekin Daksh ne kisi se Abhi baat nahi ki thi lekin ab karni padegi

Esliye usse kuch bahut mithi goli dundni thi jisse chusa kar vo sab ko convince kar le

Aur Daksh Abhi saraab peeta peeta yehi soch raha tha

Mayank- main city vapas aa raha hu
Daksh- kis khushi me

Mayank- ab khelna hi hai khel to dhang se khelte hai
Daksh- vaha tu akela hoga
Bahut risk hai
Esliye nahi

Mayank- oh lode main permission nahi maang raha tujhse bata raha hu
Daksh- meri ek baat to maan liya kar bc

Mayank- maan li na ki main city vapas ja raha hu
es baar me aur koe debate nahi hogi

Fir ye sab yuhi aage ka plan banate rahe aur time kharab karte rahe.....

parsanshniye update hai bhai
saanvi ne toh fouj hi laa khadi kat di daksh ke darbaar me
sab ko rattumal tota bana diya

 

[Nevil singh]

partiksha rahegi dost

 

[Malik-18]

nice,awesome,fantastic,great etc...:lols:


sorry bhai aj review se maafi gaand phaar assignment mili hui hai ye just update read krne k liye login kiya bye

 

[Johnboy11]

Update-166

Baki sab ghar ja chuke the kyuki kiran ne unhe kuch dekhne nahi diya aur fir saanvi sabko airport chhod aaye

Unhe jab tak pata chalta hi asli kya bhasad machi hai sab aapne apne ghar pahuch chuke the

Daksh aur mayank (real) Daksh ke flat me bathe the

Daksh- kya piega?
Mayank- kuch bhi hard pila de

Daksh- kyu stress me aa raha hai?
Mayank- kyuki tujhe fark nahi pad raha

Daksh- padhna chahiye?
Mayank- Daksh ye mazak nahi hai
Bahut serious matter hai
Aur bahut kam waqt ki baat hai jab police warrant leke tere gate par khadi hogi

Daksh- chill maar mere bhai
Unke pass kuch proof nahi hai
Hawa me teer chalane se kuch nahi hota
Mayank- kabhi kabhi vo teer sahi nishane par bhi lag jata hai

Daksh- dekh naya cm apna, Mayor apna, ministers apne
To sala kon dega unhe permission
Mayank- ye politicians hai
Sirf apna fayda dekhte hai

Daksh- ha to humse jada fayda kaha hoga enhe?
Aur vaise bhi fayde ya maut ke bich se kuch chunana padega tab?
Mayank- Daksh humare shadow se hi humare takaat thi
Log darte hi esliye the ki kisi ko kuch nahi pata hota tha kon kaha se aaya kyu aaya aur kya kar gaya
Ab sabko pata chal gaya

Daksh- sab ke man me ek bhram dala gaya hai
Aur bhram bahut jaldi door bhi ho sakta hai
Vaise bhi main ek college student hu kon hi yakeen karega?
Mayank- mafia

Daksh- India ka mafia matlab main aur tu
Ab stress mat le aur na mujhe de
Mayank- aage kya karna hai?

Daksh- abhi kuch mahman aa rahe hai unki khatirdari
Mayank- abe nahi yaar
Es time nahi
Pehle hi bahut bhasad ho gaye hai

Daksh- bhasad thik bhi to vohi karenge
Mayank- gand maar le meri bc

Daksh- maar to leta lekin aise shok nahi hai mere
Mayank- naam kisne leak kiya?

Daksh- kon kar sakta hai etni himmat?
Mayank- mujhe to ek hi naam yaad aa raha hai

Daksh- bas to vohi hai
Mayank- lekin vo aisa kyu karegi?

Daksh- main hi havabaji karke aaya tha
Mujhe laga gusse me bakchodi karegi to maja aaega lekin usne meri soch se jada maje de diye
Mayank- teri gand bhi ek jagah tikti nahi hai na

Daksh- teri tarah boring life to nahi Jee raha main
Mayank- ha ha sab pata hai konse life jee raha hai tu

Daksh- lekin ek baat to hai teri gand aaj bhi akele to fatati hai
Mere sath to bada sher bana firta tha
Mayank- beta tere liye fatati hai
Abhi tak to ye bhi nahi pata involve kon kon hai?

Daksh- naam ki bol raha hai?
Mayank- ha
Kis kis ka naam bahar aaya hoga

Daksh- mere aur tera hi aaega bc
Daksh haste hue bola
Aur sala kisi ko janta kon hai
Mayank- mera to alternate rakh hi rakha hai tune

Daksh- nahi nahi akele akele nahi jaunga
Tujhe leke chalunga bc
Daksh aur Mayank ab masti karne lag gaye the

Mayank- suhagraat par bhi mujhe leke jayega?
Daksh- ab suhagraat par dhula hi nahi jayega to kya fayda
Esliye vaha tujhe sirf majburi me leke jana padega

Mayank- tu karle na shadi bc
Poonam ko utha ke lane ki jimmedari meri
Daksh- uski to shadi hone wali hai

Mayank- mandap se utha lenge
Tu ha to bol
Daksh- bas mere bhai bas
Usko jane hi de

Mayank- beta pyaar to abhi bhi hai
Daksh- pyaar kabhi marta nahi hai
Kisi aur se jada ho jata hai to pehle kamjor pad jata hai
Lekin rahta jarur hai

Mayank- ha mere philosopher
Aur dham se gate khula aur khulte hi mayank ke hatho me do gun aagaye aur usne samne walo par taan di

Vahi Daksh ne koe react nahi kiya vo vaise hi saraab peeta raha jaise usse pata ho kon hai

Saanvi- relax bhaiya
Main nahi marungi aapko
Aur kisi bande ko khichte hue ander patka aur gate band kar diya

Mayank- ab ye kon hai
Gun niche karte hue
Daksh- bola to tha mahman aane wale hai

Mayank- es halaat me aaenge ye expect nahi kiya tha

Ab Daksh ne apna soffa khiska ke us aadmi ke samne kar liya

Daksh- daru peeoge?
****- tum mujhe dara nahi sakte
Ye dunia ki kalam hai kabhi nahi daregi kabhi nahi rukegi

Daksh- marne ke baad bhi
Mayank- madarchod tune editor ko hi utha liya?

Daksh- kal bahut bol raha tha milne ka tv par to maine bas iccha puri ki hai
Dekha kitna bada dil hai mera
Mayank- bahut bada hai bhai lekin mujhe nahi dekhna

Daksh- to batao editor sahab
Kya karna hai?
Editor- tum chaho to maar do mujhe lekin meri kalam sachae hi likhegi

Daksh- aapko kyu marunga?
Mera hi nuksaan hai lekin maine suna family hai aapki?
Chhoti si pyaari si?

Editor - meri family se door rah tu samjha
Tere jaiso ki vajah se ye desh kharab ho raha hai
Daksh- mere jaise log balance bana rahe hai
Ab mujhe jada baat nahi karni jaldi se batao kalam bachani hai ya family
Abhi mandir gaye hai vapas tabhi lotengi jab main bolunga
Aur ye last chance hai tumhre pass

Ab sala family ko leke sab naram pad hi jate hai

Editor - kya chahiye tumhe?
Shant hote hue bola
Daksh- nice question
To suno
Abhi jake bologe ki kal hi news galat thi hume galat information mili thi aur vo ladka yani main bahut sareef hai
Usse aur aap sab se maafi main maafi mangta hu

Editor- ye to sare news channels ye dikhaye hai
Daksh- sab yehi bolenge
Aap chhinta na kare
Main sabko equally treat karta hai
Abhi dekho police wala bhi aaega
Saanvi

Saanvi vapas bahar chali gaye aur ek police wale ko utha ke le aaye

Mayank- behanchod daksh
Mayank frustration me bola
Daksh- bhai bahut sare mahman aaenge
Maine ek ka thodi bola tha

Daksh- to editor sahab deal pakki samjhu?
Bahut logo ko samjhna hai
Editor ha bol ke vaha se chala gaya

Mayank- tu trust kar raha hai espar?
Daksh- eske malik ke pass paise pahuch gaye police yaha ghutno par bathi hai
Bechara jaega kaha?
Aur vaise bhi family sentiments kuch bhi kara dete hai

Daksh- acp sir
Kaise ho?
Umeed karta hu yaha tak aane me koe taklif nahi hue hogi
Acp - yaar bhai vaise hi bol dete main kar deta kaam
Etni khatirdari ki kya jarurat thi?

Daksh- finally some intelligent person in the house
Apne londo ko bolo apne tatte sambhal ke rakhe
Thode bahut paiso ke chakkar me jaan chali jayegi

Acp- ho jayega bhai
Daksh- bas to fir aap Diwali manao
Shopping meri taraf

Acp- mithae bijva dena bhai
Daksh- aapse ghar pahuchne se pehle pahuch jayegi

Eske baad acp bhi vaha se uth ke chala gaya

Mayank- abe tu saanvi ko kyu samne la raha hai?
Daksh- kyuki ye bina mere bole utha ke laye thi en sab ko
Eske pass chhod deta to ye log kisi kaam ke nahi rahte

Mayank- beta tum samne mat aao
Bilkul nahi
Hume bas apna kaam nikalvana hai aur eske liye hume samne aake khelne ki jarurat nahi hai
Saanvi- jee bhaiya
Sorry

Daksh- sala meri baat to kabhi nahi manti ye
Saanvi- baat manvane ka bhi ek tarika hota hai

Mayank- aur kon hai?
Daksh- le aao bhai baari baari se sab ko

Ab log aate gaye aur Daksh ki baat mante gaye
Sabko apni aur apno ki jindagi pyaari thi

Ye sab to thik hai vo logo ko chutiya bana dega lekin sabse badi chhij thi college ki

College ke log usse jante hai aur ye bilkul bhi easy nahi hai ki vo Etna easily en sab par believe kar le

Vaha to uski gand marne hi thi kyuki college walo ko to vo dhamka bhi nahi sakta tha aur pyaar se to bc Lund nahi milta baki chhije to chhod hi do

Vaise to Daksh ke pass hazaro phone aa chuke the kal se uske dosto ke aur so called dosto ke

Lekin Daksh ne kisi se Abhi baat nahi ki thi lekin ab karni padegi

Esliye usse kuch bahut mithi goli dundni thi jisse chusa kar vo sab ko convince kar le

Aur Daksh Abhi saraab peeta peeta yehi soch raha tha

Mayank- main city vapas aa raha hu
Daksh- kis khushi me

Mayank- ab khelna hi hai khel to dhang se khelte hai
Daksh- vaha tu akela hoga
Bahut risk hai
Esliye nahi

Mayank- oh lode main permission nahi maang raha tujhse bata raha hu
Daksh- meri ek baat to maan liya kar bc

Mayank- maan li na ki main city vapas ja raha hu
es baar me aur koe debate nahi hogi

Fir ye sab yuhi aage ka plan banate rahe aur time kharab karte rahe.....

Ye raita fail gya.
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Mrs raichand ne jwab to badiya diya lekin ab aftereffect dekh k sukh jani h becari ki.
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Saanvi ne to pura system hi utha liya.
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Ye mayank ka alag hi basad h bc.
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Good update with info.
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Keep writing.
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Keep posting.
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[Indrajeet]

Aaj kaha rah gye bhai sahab wait ho rha aapka besabri se