Adultery Life of an Engineer(adultery+romance+action) (Completed)

[Rajesh]

Update-169

**** about the last update
Jo bhi poonam ne bola vo bilkul sach hai aur eske piche USKI koe chaal nahi hai
Main clear sirf esliye kar raha hu ki pehle hi sab etne confuse hue bathe hai bina matlab ke simple update se aur na ho jaye. Poonam ke point of view se sab yehi hua tha uske sath aur Daksh ke reaction se samjh jana chahiye tha yaar usko sab pata rahta hai
Lekin I'm really impressed apne readers kam besak hai lekin kamaal hai
NOTE- UPAR KI LINES KO BINA DIMAG KE PADHE OTHERWISE CONFUSION BADH SAKTA HAI AUR USKA MAIN JIMMEDAR NAHI HUNGA
SUKRIYA************


Saanvi - maine sab dekh liya hai
Humesha jitna ho sakta tha humne aapki image ko thik kar diya hai
Daksh- sweetheart humne jada kar diya hai

Saanvi- matlab
Daksh- ek chhij ko etna bhi nahi dikhana chahiye ki log us par doubt karne lag jaye

Saanvi- marenge doubt karenge to
Daksh- chal aaja aaj tujhe acha sa dinner karata hu

Saanvi- are waw
Etni maharbani hum par?
Kya baat hai?
Daksh- bas aise hi pyaar jo etna hai

Saanvi- wait what?
Kon aaye thi yaha par?
Daksh- koe aaegi yaha par?

Saanvi- nahi nahi nahi
Aaj kuch changed hai
Maine notice hi nahi kiya tha
Daksh- kuch change nahi hai
Ab chalna hai ya nahi?

Saanvi- chalna to hai lekin yaha kya hua hai aur maine kya miss kiya?
Daksh- yaha kuch nahi Hua aur tune kuch miss nahi kiya

Saanvi- poonam se baat hue hai na aapki?
Daksh- usse kyu hogi?

Saanvi- aapko padh sakti hu main
Hogya khatam chapter?
Daksh- vo to bahut pehle hi hogya tha

Saanvi- nahi bahut pehle to nahi hua tha lekin mujhe aisa lag raha hai aaj hogya
Daksh- jada dimag par jor nahi daalte

Saanvi- vo to maine daal liya
Kya hua batao na please
Daksh- sach sunana tha aur sach sun liya
Lekin ab kiran maregi

Saanvi- kiran kyu?
Usne kya kiya?
Daksh- uske pankh lag gaye hai aur bahut udne lag gaye hai
Katne padenge

Saanvi- sidha sidha bolo na kya hua?
Daksh- chalna hai ya nahi tujhe?
Mujhe kaam bhi bahut hai fir

Saanvi- ha ha chalo
Kyu gussa ho rahe ho

Fir saanvi aur Daksh dono lab se bahar aajate hai aur kisi restaurant jane lagte hai

Saanvi- free free lag rahe ho aaj
Daksh- manegi nahi na tu

Saanvi- hehe nahi
Daksh- I buried that shit for better good

Saanvi- that's nice
Lekin mujhe reason janana hai
Daksh- beta agar kisi ke pass nahi rah sakte aur kisi ko hurt bhi nahi kar sakte to its better ki usse duriya bana lo

Saanvi- okay pitaji
Hehehehehe
Daksh- tere bhi daat jada nikalne lag gaye
Saanvi- I'm just happy ki aap happy ho

Daksh- teri Maa ke bhi pankh katne padenge
Limit cross karne lag gaye hai ab vo
Saanvi- sabke pankh lag gaye hai
Koe udne lag gaya hai to koe limit cross karne lag gaya hai aur lekin hum hai abhi bhi vahi ke vahi khade hai
Koe humare bhi pankh laga do hum bhi ud lenge thoda sa

Daksh- bahut acting karti hai tu
Saanvi- I love you

Daksh kuch nahi bola aur aage chalne laga

Saanvi- vaise aise ache lagte ho
Ek do baar aise dikha hi diya karo
Daksh restaurant me ghus chuka tha aur uske piche piche saanvi bhi muskurate hue

Saanvi- aaj to aapki jeb khali karani hai mujhe
Daksh- pay to tu hi karegi

Saanvi- aap leke aaye ho mujhe aur main choti bhi hu
To aap hi karoge humesha
Fir dono badiya khana khate hai aur saanvi Daksh ke sath khub masti karti hai

Daksh aaj jada kuch bol nahi raha tha usse sayad khush tha esliye

Dusri side chalte hai

Poonam and kiran on call

Kiran- mera naam kyu liya?
Shit ab chhije aur bigad jayegi
Poonam- I don't want to lie anymore
Aur unhe pehle se hi pata tha ki tumne bejha hai mujhe

Kiran- to tum kuch bahana bana deti
Poonam- mujhe jo bolna tha maine bol diya
Aur ab main aage kuch nahi kar sakti

Kiran- khud nikal gaye aur mujhe problem me daal diya
Poonam- maine nahi kaha tha aapse mujhe involve karo
Aur aap bhi bhul gaye ki Daksh hai samne wala
Unhe sab pata rahta hai pehle hi

Kiran- vo nahi samjhega
Bilkul nahi samjhega
Esse bhi ek dhokhe ki tarah hi dekhega
Poonam- I'm sorry but main esme kuch nahi kar sakti
Mujhe Laga I can help him so maine aapka sath diya
Lekin sayad main galat thi
Vo aaj bhi apni baat par tike hue hai aur kal bhi apni baat par tike rahenge
Esliye agar aapko unke sath rahna hai to accept him as he is
Uske alava koe rashta nahi hai

Kiran- first of all mujhe ye dekhna padega ki vo kar Kya raha hai
Uske dimag ka kuch pata nahi kya kar de
Poonam- main yahi tak thi
Ab aage se mujhe mat bulana
Meri apni life hai aur us life me Daksh ek bahut important hissa hote hue bhi ab nahi hai
So it's a goodbye from me

Kiran- I understand
And thank you so much for everything
Wish you a very happy life
Poonam- thank you
Aur phone kat jata hai

Kiran ab sochne lag gaye ki Daksh Kya karega
Vo kuch jada hi dar gaye thi kyuki Daksh ko bahut ache se janti thi aur es action ke reaction ke liye vo bilkul tayar nahi thi

Lekin bechari kar bhi kya sakti hai

Esse bhi sochne dete hai aur mohini raichand ke pass chalte hai

Mohini aur raichand nange bed par lete hue the sayad abhi kamagni bhujaye thi dono ne

Mohini- Daksh ne sab kuch normal kar diya
Raichand- ek baar naam par dhaba lagne ke baad etni aasani se nahi mitata
Waqt bahut kutti chhij hai dekhna vapas yehi aaega

Mohini- aapke naam par bhi laga tha lekin aapne bhi sab thik kar diya tha na
Raichand- mera pass tum thi na aur usse ek kiss kar deti hai

Mohini- Daksh ke pass saanvi hai
Raichand- yehi to ek matar takaat hai uski aur meri kamjori

Mohini- aapke ek bhi bache aapki baat nahi mante na
Raichand- Samay ense door hi sahi hai
I'm just happy for him ki vo enke jaisa nahi hai

Mohini- Daksh ki najar to uspar gaye hi hogi
Raichand- mujhe pata hai
Daksh kisi ko nahi chhodta esliye Samay ki security badha di hai
Uske sath kuch hoga to pata chal jayega

Mohini- d company vapas aagaye aur ab to cm bhi unka hi hai
Raichand- ha lekin cash flow humare pass hai

Mohini - goliyo se jada darte hai log
Raichand- goliya chalane wale bik bhi jate hai

Mohini- lekin Daksh ke log nahi
Raichand- ye bahubali pata nahi kaha mar gaya
Daksh ne Kya bhara hai uske dimag me

Mohini- bahubali to vapas aajayega
Vo piche nahi hatega
Raichand- sab ki ek kamjori hoti hai
Aur bahubali humara vafadar nahi shekhar ka vafadar tha

Mohini- ye baat Daksh ko nahi pata hogi
Raichand- es waqt hum risk nahi le sakte
Daksh ko kuch bhi pata ho sakta hai

Mohini- vo Abhi engine banane me busy hai
Agar es waqt kuch kiya jaye to
Raichand- I'm open for all suggestions

Mohini- Mayank ko maar dete hai
Raichand- ek din me Daksh sabko narak dikha dega

Mohini- hume ab thosh kadam uthane padenge
Ye chhoti motti chalo se ab kuch nahi hone wala
Daksh powerful hai aur uske liye ab kuch bada hi karna padega
Raichand- lekin bada kya?
Hum uske kisi bhi apne ko chot nahi pahucha sakte
Vo havaan ban jayega

Mohini- aur Daksh ko?
Raichand mohini ko ghur ke dekhne lag gaye

Mohini- ab hume Daksh aur khud me se ek ko chunana hi padega
Daksh ke rahte hum safe nahi rah sakte
Hume jinda rahne ke liye usse marna hi padega
Raichand- gali me khelte ek chhota bacha hai na Daksh?
Pure sehar par uska kabja hai
Aur agar main maan bhi jau to eska kya suboot hai ki jo usse marne jayega vo uska aadmi na ho?
Ya fir vo uska aadmi ban jaye
Ya fir vo hume hi maar de?

Mohini- aur main kahu ki aisa koe hai to?
Raichand- nahi Daksh ko nahi maar sakti main

Mohini- fir bekar me time kharab karne ka koe fayda nahi hai
Jitna waqt hai humare pass usse enjoy karte hai kyuki baad me kisi layak nahi rahenge
Raichand- usse maar nahi sakte lekin jail me to bejhva hi sakte hai

Mohini- political support hai uske pass
Raichand- agar cm ke murder charge ke bare me media ko pata chal jaye to?

Mohini- media bhi uski hi hai
Raichand- ek baar kisi tarah news dalvani hai
Fir sab ho jayega

Mohini- bina proof ke?
Raichand- proof hi to hai
Real ya fake kya hi fark padta hai

Mohini- aajkal sab ye kyu bhul jate hai ki vo khel kiske sath rahe hai?
Raichand- ye yaad rakhenge to kabhi jeet nahi payenge
Cm is a very big person aur desh ko hila sakti hai ye news

Mohini- aur Daksh ussi big person ko maar ke Etna easily nikal gaya
Raichand- abhi kaha nikla hai?
We just need a solid fake proof

Mohini- koe news channel nahi dikhayega usse
Raichand- tum ye kaise bhul gaye ki ek new channel ko main bhi own karti hu

Mohini- agar ye kaam kar gaya to hum Daksh se chhutkara paa sakte hai
Raichand- sabse pehle to ye pata karna hoga ki Daksh ko information kaha se milti hai
Kyuki agar usko eske bhanak tak lagi to sab palat dega vo

Mohini- ye kaise pata karenge?
Raichand- tumhe thoda optimist hone ki jarurat hai

Mohini- humare pass khone ko bahut kuch hai aur Daksh ke pass kuch nahi
Raichand- Daksh ke pass vo hai khone ko jo daulat se bahut jada important hai uske liye
Uska revenge
Daksh ko bas kisi tarah todna hai aur mujhe pata hai ki agar vo ek aur baar tuta to vapas khada nahi ho payega

Mohini- aur agar vapas khada hogya to?
Raichand- to fir ye soch lena ki humare ache din khatam hogaye aur ab narak bhogne ka waqt aagya hai.....

Lajawaab update Bhai

 

[Rajesh]

Update-170

Daksh aur Mayank phone par baat kar rahe the
Daksh- kuch din koe bhasad nahi hone chahiye
Mujhe shanti chahiye bc ek mahine
Mayank- aur ye shanti kaha milegi?

Daksh- kahi bhi mile bc tu leke aayega
Ek mahina mujhe focus karna hai
Stress mat dena bas
Mayank- bhai dekh stress to hoga
Apni kismat me etne ache din nahi aaye hai

Daksh- to lavde tu sambhalna na us stress ko
Ek mahine nahi kar sakta tu?
Mayank- mere pass fauz hai
Kuch bhi hoga to tere pe hoga
Tu bol security chahiye to

Daksh- mujhe kon security dega bc?
Tu sab taraf dhayan rakh
Kahi aag uthe to failne se pehle daba de
Ek baar ye engine ban jaye fir sab ka hissab kar dunga main
Mayank- chal thik
Tension mat le
Main dekh lunga

Daksh- ok ab gand mara
Mayank- tu bhi

Aur Daksh phone kaat deta hai aur vapas engine par kaam karne lag jata hai

Nashe me Daksh aajkal kuch jada hi rahne lag gaya tha aur nind ko to jaise vo bhul hi gaya tha

Jab bhi nind aane ko hoti tabhi ek joint maar leta
Aur firse kaam par lag jata

Vaise to vo kafi aage nikal gaya tha engine banane me
Do baar ke failure se usne bahut kuch sikha bhi tha esliye es baar kafi help ho rahi thi usse

Bas ek chhij ki kami thi aur vo thi chut

Agar mil jati kahi se to thoda mind relax hojata aur abhi college chal nahi rahe the to bechara kuch kar bhi nahi sakta tha

Fir dimag me aaya kiran ki gand faad ke yaha bhula sakta hai uske baad uski hi maar lega

Lekin kuch soch ke vo plan bhi reject kar diya aur vapas kaam karne laga

Aise hi usse kuch din beet gaye aur vo lab se sayad hi bahar aaya hoga

Hagna mutna fukna sab lab me hi kar raha tha
Koe tha nahi to koe dar bhi nahi

Aise hi ek din frustration jada hogaye thi esliye lab se nikal ke lake chala gaya aur vaha khuli hava me fukne laga

Usse kuch der hi hue thi vaha ki piche se ek aawaz aae Daksh?

Daksh us aawaz ko bilkul nahi pahchanta tha aur sayad esliye hi usne mud ke bhi nahi dekha

Lekin usse feel jarur hogya tha ki vo aawaz uske najdik aati ja rahi hai

Daksh- dekh tu jo bhi hai yaha se chala ja
Dimag kharab ho rakha hai yahi patak ke chhod dunga
***** hahaha
Maine yehi expect kiya tha

Aur Daksh ke pass aake bath gaye

Daksh- kon hai tu aur kya chahiye?
****** mera naam khushi hai

Daksh- finally mil gaye mujhe khushi bc
Khushi- hehehe

Daksh- kya chahiye
Khushi- jo tumhe chahiye vohi mujhe chahiye

Daksh- es time to mujhe sex chahiye
Khushi- oh sorry
Vo mujhe nahi chahiye

Daksh- to fir khushi niklo
Khushi- shekar sir ne bejha hai

Daksh apne papa ka naam sunte hi uski taraf dekhne lag gaya

Fir

Daksh- mere dad mar chuke hai
Khushi- ha pata hai

Daksh- to?
Khushi- to ye ki unhe tumhre liye gift parcel karaya tha aur vo tumhe aaj ke din matlab tumhre birthday par milna tha

Daksh- ohh shit aaj mera birthday hai
Mujhe pata hi nahi tha
Khushi- raat ke 12 baj gaye Daksh

Daksh- kya bejha tha unhone?
Khushi- kholne ki permission nahi hai mere pass
Vo to aapko hi dekhna padega
Aur Daksh ko kuch box deti hai

Daksh usse khol ke dekhta hai to usme ek letter tha aur ek sudoku jaisa kuch tha

Daksh- dad mujhe puzzle solve karvana chahte the
Khushi- I have no idea

Daksh- pura naam kya hai tumhra?
Khushi- khushi thakur

Daksh- juth bola to jaan se maar dunga
Khushi- yehi naam hai mera

Daksh- fir se soch lo
Aur maine asli naam pucha hai
Khushi- mera asli naam yehi hai

Daksh- mujhe aisa kyu lag raha hai jaise tumhra naam khushi chaudhary hai
Khushi- kyuki aapko galat lag raha hai
Main aapki behan nahi hu

Daksh- maine aisa kuch to bola hi nahi
mummy papa ka kya naam hai?
Khushi- mujhe ye dena tha jo maine de diya
Ab tum apne raste main apne rashte

Daksh- tumhra or I have to say aapka chehra dekha dekha kyu lag raha hai?
Khushi- flirting kisi aur ke sath karna

Daksh- maine sayad jada nashe kar liye hai
Khushi- sayad
Aur vaha se khadi hogaye

Daksh bhi uske sath hi khada hogya aur vo jaise hi Jane ko mudi Daksh ne uska hath pakad ke jor se apni taraf khecha

Daksh gusse me- maine pucha mummy papa ka kya naam hai?
Daksh ke bolne ki tone bilkul badal gaye thithi

Khushi- mujhe sirf ye dena tha
Sir ki antim ichaha yehi thi

Daksh ne ab gun nikal li thi aur khushi par taan di
Daksh- mummy papa ka naam aur address

Ab ladki thodi dar gaye thi aur na vo Daksh ke bare me etna janti thi

Khushi- **** ***** aur address *****
Daksh- bath jao

Aur Daksh thoda piche hat gaya aur ek phone milane laga

Rocky- hello bhai
Daksh- ek address bejh raha hu jake check kar vaha kon rahta hai aur unka naam kya hai aur unke kitne bache hai

Rocky- jee bhai
Aur Daksh address forward kar deta hai fir khushi ke sath hi vapas bath jata hai

Daksh- dekho darne ki koe jarurat nahi hai
Agar tumne sach bola hai to tum yaha se bina kisi taklif ke chali jaogi aur agar juth bola hai to fir taklif puri zindagi tumhra sath nahi chhodegi
Khushi darte hue
Main kuch juth bolungi tumse
Main to tumhe janti bhi nahi hu

Daksh- lekin mere dad ko to janti ho na
Aur sala mere khud ke dosto ko aajtak mere birthday ka nahi pata tumhe kaise pata chal gaya
Khushi- mujhe sir ne hi bola tha

Daksh- jab vo jinda the to khud bhi de sakte the
Etna gol gol ghumane ki kya jarurat thi?
Khushi- mujhe eske bare me kuch nahi pata

Daksh- tumhri aankhen bilkul jani pahchani lagti hai
Lense lagati ho?
Khushi- main badi hu tumse
Kya bolne ki thodi bhi tameez nahi hai?

Daksh- holly shit
Mujhe laga tha main hi sabse bada hu
Lekin yaha to jhatke par jhatke mil rahe hai
Khushi- tum kya bol rahe ho?
Mujhe kuch samjh me nahi aa raha

Daksh- thodi der me aajayega
Rocky ko pahuch jane do bas
Vaise kya karti vo aap?
Khushi- main journalist hu

Daksh- hahaha sahi hai sahi hai
Khushi- esme hasne ki kya baat hai?

Daksh- sorry sorry my bad
Koe baat nahi hai hasne ki
Khushi- mujhe yaha aana hi nahi chahiye tha

Daksh- mere dad ko kaise janti ho?
Khushi- vo humare boss the

Daksh- baby tum oh sorry aap bhul rahi ho ki mere dad ka cars ka Showroom tha
Aur jab vo the tab aap dodh peeti bachi hogi
Khushi- mera matlab mere dad ke boss the

Daksh- ye Ladki bhi maregi aaj mere hatho se
Aap log kyu aate ho mere samne marne
Khushi- main ek vaada nibha rahi hu bas

Daksh- ye achi baat hai
Vaada kabhi nahi todna chahiye
Khushi- fir to tumhe bhi kuch yaad hoga

Daksh- apne sabdo par dhayan do
Vo aapko trouble me daal sakte hai
Khushi- maine bahut kuch dekha hai jindagi me

Daksh- I'm sure about that
Aapne jarur dekha ho mujhe pura yakeen hai es baat ka
Khushi- tumhra bande ne check kar liya ho to main jau?

Daksh- phone aajayega
Vaise bhi etni haseen shyam hai
Batho thodi der humare sath bhi
Khushi- mujhe koe shok nahi hai tumhre sath bathne ka

Daksh- arso baad mujhe khushi mili hai
Etni aasani se nahi jane dunga
Khushi- rok bhi nahi sakte

Daksh- main innocent sa bacha hu esliye pyaar se bol raha hu
Jada nakhre kiya to ek call karunga aur saanvi aajayegi
Fir khud dekh lena
Khushi- raichand ki beti

Daksh- are waw
Etni nafarat raichand se
Humare khub jamegi
Khushi- chaudhary aur raichand me koe fark hai?

Daksh- aapko pata hai Kya fark hai chaudhary aur raichand me
Khushi- mujhe nahi pata aur na mujhe janana hai

Daksh- dad ne kabhi bataya nahi aapke bare me
Khushi- tum bahut bolte ho

Daksh- khushi bathi hai mere sath me aur aap chahte ho main chhup rahu?
Fir vo khushi hi kaisi

Abhi Daksh kuch aur bolta usse pehle hi uska phone bajane laga jo Rocky ka hi tha

Daksh- umeed karo achi khabar de ye nahi to ek kabar khud jayegi yaha par

Daksh- ha bol......

Bahut khoob

 

[Rajesh]

Update-171

Rocky- bhai ye to orphaned house hai
Daksh- kon chalata hai usko dond
Unse puch trust kiska hai aur khushi naam ki Ladki ke maa papa kon hai

Rocky- bhai vo log nahi bata rahe
Bol rahe hai disclose nahi kar sakte
Daksh- tu muh bhi nahi khulva sakta?

Rocky- old log hai bhai
Daksh- ruk call back karta hu
Aur Daksh phone kaat deta hu

Daksh- aapne to bola tha aap rahte ho vaha?
Khushi- ha to vahi rahti hu

Daksh- unko call karke bolo jo puch raha hai bata de
Khushi- nahi to?

Daksh- nahi to dobara nahi dekh paoge
Khushi- bujurgo ko maarte hue hath nahi kaapenge tumhre?

Daksh- mere bare me research karke aana chahiye tha

Khushi aage kuch nahi bolti aur phone milati hai

Khushi- Baba ye jo puch rahe hai vo bata do
Baba- lekin beta ye log kon hai?

Khushi- aake batati hu
Baba- thik hai beta

Khushi- happy now?
Daksh- vo to kya bataya ye janane ke baad pata chalega

Do minute baad Rocky ka vapas call aagya

Daksh- bol
Rocky- bhai aapke naam se trust hai vo sponsor karte hai

Daksh- maine ye kab kiya be
Rocky- naam to Daksh chaudhary trust hi hai

Daksh- aur?
Rocky- khushi ke maa papa ka nahi pata
Koe shekar naam ka aadmi yaha leke aaya tha

Daksh- pata kar ye trust ko kon handle karta hai
Rocky- jee bhai

Daksh phone katne ke baad
Matlab main malik hu us trust ka to fir main aapka boss hua aur ab aapko sach batana padega
Khushi- mujhe jitna pata tha main pehle hi bata chuki hu

Daksh- mere dad leke aaye the tumhe?
Khushi- mujhe nahi pata eske bare me

Daksh- juth mat bolo
Arso baad khushi aaye hai aise hi mat karne do
Khushi- marna hai to maar do
Mujhe jitna pata tha maine bata diya
Shekar sir bahut kind the aur vo hazaro bacho ki help karte the

Daksh- lekin un hazaro me unhone aapko hi bejha yaha par?
Kuch to khash hai aapme
Khushi- agar tumhra hogya to main jau?

Daksh- etni jaldi kya hai
Sirf aapko hi mera birthday yaad hai to es baat par party to banti hai
Khushi- mujhe nahi chahiye koe party
Mujhe jana hai yaha se

Daksh- chalo party karte hai
Lekin lab jana padega wallet lana bhul gaya main

Fir Daksh jabardasti usse lab le jane lagta hai

Khushi- meri train hai main late ho rahi hu
Daksh- main flight kara dunga
Tension kyu le rahi ho

Khushi- mujhe nahi Jana flight se
Daksh- ab aapko logo ne mere sath dekh liya hai so it's not safe etni raat ko akela jana

Khushi- yaha to koe nahi hai
Daksh- lekin fir bhi log dekh sakte hai

Daksh- acha batao agar main kuch news dikhana chahu to kitne paise lagenge?
Khushi- hum paiso ke liye news nahi dikhate

Daksh- lekin maine pehle to bahut news dikhaye hai paise deke
Khushi- hum nahi dikhate

Daksh- konse channel me kaam karte ho?
Khushi- aapko kya?

Daksh- vo mujhe khushi to mil gaye ab bas shanti doondni hai
Kya pata vahi kahi mil jaye
Khushi- mujhse kya chahte ho tum
Kyu pareshan kar rahe ho?

Daksh- main kaha pareshan kar raha hu?
Khushi- esse pareshan karna hi bolte hai

Daksh- mujhe to nahi lagta
Aur vaise bhi boss hu main aapka
Khushi- aap nahi aapke pitaji the boss

Daksh- unke baad to main hi hunga na
Khushi- vo ache aadmi thi

Daksh- are main unka hi khoon hu
Main bhi acha hi hu
Khushi- main journalist hu
Aur mujhe sab pata hai kon kaisa hai

Daksh- matlab aap mujhe janti ho?
Khushi- pehle doubt tha lekin ab clear hogya hai

Daksh- star ban gaya main to
Khushi- d company ke boss ho tum?

Daksh- nahi to
Main to bas ek student hu
Khushi- main hi expose karungi ab tumhe

Daksh- try karke dekh lo
Vaise bhi har roj pata nahi kitne log try karte hai aur kitne marte hai
Khushi- mujhe yakeen nahi ho raha sir ke bete aisa bhi ho sakta hai

Daksh- kya kare waqt ne kar diya

Aur ye dono aagaye lab me lekin bahut andhera tha

Daksh ne jaise hi light on ki vaha ki rangat hi change hogaye

Sab kuch bahut ache se decorate hua tha aur light on hote hi saanvi bhagte hue aaye aur happy birthday kahte hue Daksh ke galle lag gaye

Usse to mokka chahiye tha aur Daksh ko bahar nikalte dekh kar sab saja diya

Saanvi- happy birthday
Daksh se alag hote hue fir se boli
Daksh-thank you

Saanvi- aaj to party banti hai
Daksh- ha vohi main enko bol raha tha

Enko sunkar saanvi ka dhayan khushi par gaya

Saanvi- ye kon hai?
Daksh- tum hi puch lo
Mujhe to nahi bata rahi

Saanvi- hie, I'm saanvi raichand
Khushi- khushi chaudhary

Saanvi- no fucking way
Daksh- language

Saanvi- sorry
Ye aapki behan nahi hai na?
Daksh- pata nahi

Saanvi- what do you mean pata nahi?
Daksh- matlab mujhe nahi pata

Saanvi- aap enke behan nahi ho na?
Daksh- aise kon batayegabatayega

Khushi- nahi main eske behan nahi hu
Saanvi- to fir kaise batyega?
Aur aap Etna bhi pata nahi kar sakte?

Daksh- maine socha tumhri help le lu
Saanvi- vo baad me karenge
Aaj to party karenge
Mujhe ************* ye sab karna hai aaj
Aur aap karaoge

Daksh- mujhe bahut kaam hai
Ye sab thik karo aur niklo
Saanvi- aaj nahi jaungi
Hak hai mera

Saanvi- ohh ha ye gift aaka
Saanvi Daksh ko kuch deti hai jisse Daksh sidha pocket me rakh leta hai

Khushi- main jau?
Saanvi- etni bhi kya jaldi hai
Pehle ye to pata chalne do ki humare dusmano ki koe chal to nahi hai ye

Khushi- college students ho aur baat aise kar rahi ho jaise bahut badi don ho
Saanvi- raichand hu main
Lekin jaldi hi main bhi chaudhary banne wali hu

Khushi- mujhe usse kuch lena dena nahi hai
Daksh kuch bolta usse pehle hi uska phone firse bajane laga

Rocky- bhai yaha to sab kuch aapke naam par hi hai
Paise bhi aapke naam se hi aate hai
Daksh- abe sale hum black money wale hai
Hum cash dete hai transfer nahi karte

Rocky- lekin bhai yaha to sab transfer hi hue hai aur aapke naam se hi
Daksh- ha to vo fake hai
Tu pata kar kon hai vo

Fir Daksh phone kaat ke
Chalo

Ab teeno bahar aagaye aur khushi ko ye dono ab jabardasti apne sath leke gumne lage

Usse almost pura city hi guma diya tha enhone aur ab vo bhi thoda enjoy karne lagi thi

Khaskhar usse saanvi ka behavior jada hi acha lag raha tha
Cute but naughty

Daksh- saanvi vaise hume ek journalist mil gaya
Saanvi- etne sare to pehle hi hai

Daksh- are actual journalist
Jo real news dikhate hai
Saanvi- aisa koe nahi hai

Daksh- jo tumhre piche bathi hai vo hai
Saanvi- are check kar lo kahi camera vagra leke na bathi ho
String operation ho jana hai apne dono ka

Khushi- etne important nahi ho tum dono
Saanvi- bahut important hai hum
Vaise aaj aapke birthday par aako khushi mil gaye

Daksh- tabhi to etni khushi hai
Saanvi- jane mat dena

Daksh- na chhupa ke rakhenge
Khushi- mujhe Jana hai

Daksh- nahi ab to nahi ja sakti
Main kahi nahi jane dunga meri khushi ko
Saanvi-hehehe main bhi kahi nahi jane dunga enki khushi ko

Khushi- tum esko aise kyu bolti ho
Saanvi- kaise?

Khushi- aap, enko, aise karke
Saanvi- kya karu pyaar hi Etna hai
Ab ye mante nahi hai esliye jabardasti dikhana padta hai

Aise hi bahut time hogya tha aur Daksh ki ek baar aur Rocky se baat hue fir Daksh ne khushi ko jane diya

Usse airport drop kiya aur apne jasus laga diye uske piche

Aur saanvi ko leke vapas aagya.....

Very nice update bro

 

[Rahul]

Update-221

Daksh vahi park me batha tha aur Arjun bhagta hua aaya

Arjun- BC aaj agar fir late kiya to gand maar dunga main teri
Daksh- apni dekh
Daddy ko koe kuch nahi bolta

Arjun- beta baatein to BC etne badi badi kar leta hai
Lekin baad me gand marti hai to biggi billi ban jata hai
Daksh- ja na lavde
Waqt kharab kar raha

Arjun- tu BC abhi tak chhade me hi kyu batha hai
Chal na jaldi
Daksh- mera viva lene khud aaega hod mere flat par sir sir Bolte hue

Arjun- daksh bakchodi mat kar
Firse late ho jayenge
Daksh- main suspended hu
Tu ja aur de aa

Arjun- madarchod ye kab hua?
Daksh- abhi bas kal ki hi baat hai

Arjun- oh filmi chhode saaf saaf bata
Daksh- Tu viva de aa nahi to aaj fir gand deni pad jayegi

Arjun- BC VC ne kiya hai na?
Daksh- bilkul sahi pakde ho

Arjun- uski maa chhodenge aaj raat ko peene ke baad
Tu tension mat lena bilkul bhi
Daksh- thik mere Bhai
Ab ja jaha se

Aur Arjun vaha se chala jata hai aur daksh vahi park me batha rahta hai
Aur batha rahta hai aur batha rahta hai

Bahut waqt aise hi gujar deta hai fir sochta hai bahut time hogya apnr dusre bakchodo se baat hi nahi hue hai esliye Chauhan ko call laga deta hai

Daksh- aur Bhai kaha hai?
Chauhan- Ghar

Daksh- Ghar kya kar raha hai?
Chauhan- vahi Jo tu nahi kar sakta
Family time spend kar raha hu Bhai

Daksh- etni kaato bhari baatein
BC kya hogya
Chauhan- bhosdike mere se puch raha hai?
Tere sath etna kuch hua tune bataya?

Daksh- tu pata nahi konsi dunia me rahta hai
BC mile to batau na
Chauhan- ha ab to yehi bolega Tu BC
Aaj bhi apne matlab ke liye phone kiya hoga

Daksh- sale ye bolne se pehle tu mar kyu nahi gaya?
Chauhan- kaam ki baatein kar daksh

Daksh- aaja tujhe maja karata hu
Chauhan- Apne maje apne pass rakh

Daksh- aaja kya pata aakhir baar ho mera
Chauhan- to mar jana chutiye
Acha hi hoga sala dunia se ek chutiya kam hoga

Daksh- theek bro
Vapas aaye to batana
Chauhan- fuck off lavde

Daksh- haha you to Bhai
Fir daksh phone kaat deta hai aur campus chala jata hai

Vaha jake apna engine ka kuch paper work karta hai aur fir vapas campus me ghumne lag jata hai

Vaha Nidhi dikhti hai lekin daksh usse ignore karke aage chala jata hai
Aise hi ek do aur ladkiya dikhti hai jo daksh ke sath pehle se hi thi unhe bhi daksh ignore kar deta hai

In the end saanvi piche se aajati hai

Saanvi- mujhe doond rahe the kya?
Daksh- exam hogaye?

Saanvi- aap to sach me bade bhaiya ban gaye
Ye to puch lo kaisi hu main?
Daksh- guns Chahiye

Saanvi- Nahi Nahi
Bina guns ke bhi puch sakte ho
Daksh- I'm serious

Saanvi- are main bhi bahut serious hu
Daksh- bahut sari bullets bhi chahiye
Aur log bhi

Saanvi- lekin Maine to kuch kiya hi nahi?
Kasam se maine kisi ko nahi mara
Daksh- ab marna padega

Saanvi- kyu ache din ki watt laga rahe ho?
Kuch nahi hoga ab
Daksh- kitne logo ki bali de sakte hai hum yaha?

Saanvi- kitne students hai yaha?
Daksh- usme to main aur tum bhi aajayenge

Saanvi- Bali dene wale ki bali thodi di jati hai
Acha batao kya hua?
Daksh- bhari vipada ki ghadi hai

Saanvi- Hindi me batao
Daksh- Mayank ko bolo Didi ko leke kahi gumne chala jaye

Saanvi- aap hi bol do
Aapki baat jada manenge
Daksh- main bolunga to shak karega
Tum Didi ko convenience kar do kahi jane ke liye

Saanvi- Apne area me sabse jada safe hai
Daksh- risk nahi le sakte

Saanvi- fir samay ki bol dete hai ki uski tabeyat bahut kharab hai
Mere exam hai aur aapka project esliye nahi ja sakte
To Didi aur Mayank bhaiya chale jayenge
Daksh- dimag to hai tere me

Saanvi- bachpan se hi hai
Main kya karu
Daksh- aankh khol ke soya kar kuch dino tak

Saanvi- kyu
Mere pass aap ho na mera dhayan rakhne ke liye
Daksh- mazak ke mood me nahi hu main bilkul bhi

Saanvi- are mere pyaare bhaiya main bhi bilkul mazak ke mood me nahi hu aur aap kyu tension le rahe ho?
Humne etne logo ko dekha hai kuch aur sahi
Aur vaise bhi agar kisi ko marna hai to hum kar bhi kya sakte hai
Daksh- hmm
Thoda dhayan rakhna bas

Saanvi- kon hai vaise?
Daksh- jaldi pata chal jayega
Aur college walo ko bhi ki actual me daksh chaudhry hai kon

Saanvi- Maja aaega matlab
Daksh- tumhra ek Saal aur hai abhi yaha

Saanvi- mere bhaiya bahut rich hai
Hehehe
Daksh- log kya kahenge daksh chaudhry ki behan sirf 12th pass hai

Saanvi- logo ko marna hai kya daksh chaudhry ki behan ke bare me Kuch bol ke?
Daksh- ye bhi hai

Fir ye dono thodi der aur aise hi masti karte hai aur Uske baad saanvi hostel chali jati hai aur daksh Apne flat....

badhiya update story me fir se ladai hone ko hai

 

[Nevil singh]

Update-218

Bhasad ke baad ki subah

Karan- uth jao BC
Aaj viva hai
Arjun- kis chhij ka?

Karan- gand marane ka
Kisko kitni achi gand marani aati hai eske bare me pichenge
Daksh- fir to Pawan top karega

Karan- khade ho jao Yaar
Late ho jayenge BC
Daksh- Kuch item leke to aa tabhi khada hoga ya aise hi khada ho jayega?

Hritik- Abe enko marane de na apni
Tu chal jab gand fategi tab apne aap bhagte aaenge
Daksh- Ruk ja meri Jaan
Tu to naraj hi ho gaye
Uth gaya main bhi aur mera chhota Bhai bhi

Pawan- BC bakchodi kara lo ense kitni bhi
Ruhi- uth jao aaj VC se bhi milna hai tum dono ko

Arjun- ye muh kholti hai aur hug deti hai
Aur kuch kaam hi nahi hai esko
Ruhi- ha yehi kaam hai mujhe

Fir sab dheere dheere karke uthte hai aur tayar hoke College pahuch jate hai

Late hona to engineers ka jaise life style ban gaya tha aur vahi aaj hua
Enka slot nikal gaya tha aur ab wait karna tha ki kab kisi Ka mood thoda horny ho aur enki marne aaye

Karan- BC bola tha uth jao lekin nahi hume to gand marane Ka shauk chada hai
Daksh- hellooooooo
Kaisi ho tum?
Missed me?

Nidhi- sakal dekhi hai apni miss karvane wale?
Daksh- aaj hi dekhi thi
Maa kasam mirror bhi sarma gaya tha

Nidhi- daksh kitna self obsessed hai tu
Daksh- are main bilkul self obsessed hu
Bahut Yaad aaye tere

Nidhi- hogya suru?
Daksh- saap aur chut dekhte hi maar do

Nidhi- abhi to tumhri marne wali hai
Ruk jao thoda
Daksh- Tu bhi mara le aaj
Your place or mine?

Nidhi- hostel
Ohh wait
Hostel me to tum ban hogaye na?
Daksh- sala ye kab hua?

Nidhi- kal Raat ko
Acha tumhe notice nahi mila sayad abhi tak
Daksh- tu chhod na vo sab baat
Kal ki baat purani
Naye door se likhenge hum ek alag hawas bhari kahani

Nidhi- fuck off
Vaise pooja aa rahi hai bahar
Bye
Aur Nidhi chali gaye

Daksh khud se
Kaise din aagaye hai BC
Har koe baja ke ja raha hai
Koe nahi apni time aaega

Arjun- Tu bana kya raha hai vaise?
Pawan- lavde hum dono ek group me hai

Arjun- ohh.
Aur hum kya bana rahe hai?
Pawan- bakchodi mat kar
Mujhe kuch nahi aata
Tere bharose aaya hu

Arjun- hum bana kya rahe hai?
Aur ppt kisne banaye?
Hritik- daddy ne

Daksh- Karan tum to Nidhi ke sath tha na?
Uska hogya to tera bhi hogya
Karan- beta sabko dena padta hai
Aur tu lavde number dono ko Chahiye ya fir usko akele akele

Daksh- theek theek Bhai
Gussa kyu kar raha hai
Karan- kyuki visudh chutiye ho tum

Arjun- chal maan liya
Ab shant hoja
BC akele thodi maregi teri
Hum sab sath hai to
Pawan- beta es Galti me mat rahna
Ye( daksh) bahut bada kamina hai
Dekh lena khud nikal lega aur hum fas jayenge

Daksh- to aise kaam hi kyu karte ho?
Time se aaya karo?
BC aaj kal ke bachho me discipline naam ki chhij hi nahi rahi
Very disappointed
Hritik- muh tod du main eska?

Pawan- nek kaam me deri?
Hod- what you people are doing here?

Unke etni serious conversation ko hod ne break kar diya

Pawan- hello sir
I mean sorry sir
Shit
Good morning sir
Pawan ki hod ko dekhte hi hava gul hogaye

Hod- what you're doing here?
Arjun- sir we came for presentation

Hod- but I guess presentation is over
Arjun- no sir, sir told us to wait

Hod- nobody told you to wait
Infact everybody told you all to get lost
Daksh- bejjati BC dusri side muh karke dheere se bolta hai

Hod- daksh kuch bola tumne?
Daksh- no sir
Actually sir Pawan is suffering from piles so esko hospital leke gaye the esliye late hogaye
Extremely sorry sir

Piles sunte hi Pawan daksh ko ghurne laga aur baki sab apni hasi control karne ki kosis karne lage

Hod- piles?
Daksh- yes sir

Hod- which hospital?
Daksh- sir actually hospital gaye the lekin number nahi aaya to vapas aagaye vo viva miss nahi karna tha na Esse
Dekho bahut muskilo se khada ho pa raha hai

Hod- get your facts straight man
Piles me bathne me problem Hoti hai
Daksh- sir batha to ja hi nahi raha
Teen din se fresh nahi hua hai
Constipation hogya vo alag
Ab pure time khada rahega to khade rahne me bhi problem hogi na

Hod- main hod hu tumhra
Mujhe hi bana rahe ho?
Aaj tum logo ka viva nahi hoga
Kal aana morning me
Daksh- sir kal Esse hospital leke jana hai

Daksh ne bola aur Arjun has pada
Usse control hi nahi hua
Aur Uske haste hi daksh aur hod dono usse ghurne lage

Hod- Esme kya baat hai hasne ki?
Arjun- sorry sir
Vo actually sir blood Yaad aagya tha

Hod- blood?
Aur tumhe hasi aagaye?
Strange
Arjun- sir Pawan ko aata rahta hai
Esliye pair chhode karke khada hota hai
It's funny

Hod- shut up
Aur kal chhup chhap aajana
Fir hod vaha se niklne laga lekin bakchod hod bhi tha esliye Pawan se Bola beta kela khaya kar potti aane me help hogi aur haste hue vaha se chala gaya

Daksh ko pata tha ki hod najaro se gayab hote hi Pawan uski gand chhodi kar dega esliye vo hod ke piche piche hi vaha se bhag Gaya aur baki sab Pawan ko dekhte hue jor jor se hasne lage.....

Perfect update bhai

 

[Nevil singh]

Update-219

Daksh vaha se nikal gaya aur Esse ke sath pooja ko dekhne Ka mokka bhi

Sayad ek baar mil leta to baat aage badh jati aur yaha ye Pawan ko piche chhod ke aaya tha jo bahut jada tarref kar sakta tha pooja ke samne daksh ke bare me

Lekin daksh to Lund se sochta hai aur usse kya hi fark padta hai

Abhi vo building se bahar hi nikla tha ki VC ki secretary ne usse rok liya

" VC sir has called you and Arjun, please go there asap"

Daksh sirf ha bol ke nikal liya vaise bhi kya hi bolta

Fir socha khud hi jake baat kar leta hu kyu bina baat ke Arjun ki gand maraye

Aur VC ke office chala gaya
Permission leke ander gaya

Daksh- good evening sir
VC- where is Arjun?

Daksh- sir he is not well
If you will tell me what happened it will be great
VC- oh eska matlab tumhe pata hi nahi hai ki kya baat hai?

Daksh- sir aap bataoge tabhi to pata chalega
VC- lekin Maine suna hai ki tumhe sab pata rahta hai?

Daksh- sorry sir
Aap kya bol rahe hai?
VC- you and Arjun are suspended for two weeks

Daksh- sirrrrrr
Humara viva hai kal?
Please sir
VC- rules are rules daksh and that's same for everyone too

Daksh- but why Arjun?
Galti to meri hai?
VC- sath to tumhre sath na

Daksh- sir main Kisi ladki se milne gaya tha
Aur maine thodi drink kar rakhi thi esliye Arjun mujhe vaha se lene aaya tha
Esme uski koe galti nahi hai
VC- suspend to tumhe Hona padega

Daksh- mujhe kar do sir
Do ki jagah teen week ke liye kar do
Lekin meri galti ki saja Arjun ko kyu do?
VC- dharmatma ban rahe ho?

Daksh- sir main juth nahi bolta
VC- okay three weeks it is

Daksh- sir Aapne to do bola tha?
VC- lekin tumne teen ke liye etna insist kiya ki main mana nahi kar pa raha hu
So three weeks

Daksh- sir...
VC- get out

Daksh bichara kya hi karta
Chhup chhap VC ke office se bahar aagya

Ab vo kar bhi to kya hi sakta tha
Soch raha hoga bakchodi nahi karta to hi theek rahta

Lekin ab Kuch ho nahi sakta tha esliye vaha se campus ki taraf jane laga ye Soch ke ki chut hi mil jaye aur vaise bhi naya batch bhi aaya hai vo bhi to tadna tha

Vo campus me gusa hi tha ki Arjun bhi mil gaya
Arjun- VC ne bulaya hai
Chal jaldi
Daksh- mil bhi aaya daddy tumhre

Arjun- kya bola?
Daksh- are hath jod ke khada hogya
Bola sir mujhe maaf kar do jo maine aapko bulaya aur girls hostel aapka hi hai
Jab main kare tab chale jana koe nahi rokega
Aur to aur girls hostel ke paper bhi mere naam karne ki bol raha tha
Fir mujhe thodi daya aagaye to Maine maaf kar diya

Arjun- bakchodi mat kar
Sahi sahi bata
Daksh- mat maan

Arjun- Tu ja kaha raha hai?
Daksh- aaja ladkiya taade
Naya batch dekha nahi hai

Arjun- chal to fir jaldi se
Kya pata jate jate kuch acha hojaye
Daksh- mere sath raha kar
Sab acha hi hoga

Arjun- ulta bol raha hai
Tere sath hu esliye aisa ho raha hai
Daksh- Kiran Kaha hai be?
Aaj kal dikhti nahi hai

Arjun- mujhe kya pata
Kiran se hi puch
Daksh- fir se breakup hogya kya?

Arjun- patchup hi kab hua tha BC
Daksh- kar le fir
Kiska wait kar raha hai?

Arjun- tere marne ka
Daksh-oh
Fir to bahut intezaar karna padega bhai
Dhayan rakhna kahi hathiyaar ke jung lag jaye

Arjun- apna Dekh na lavde
Daksh- Dekh liya

Arjun- kya
Daksh- samne dekh
BC humare batch me kyu nahi aaye aisi ladkiya?

Arjun- she is the cutest girl I ever saw in my life
Daksh- es kalli ko tera bhai phool banayega

Arjun- pehle main jaunga
Daksh- ja Simran ja
Jile apni jindagi

Arjun- main kyu jau
Usse apne pass bula BC
Daksh- hellooooooo misssssss
Kaha bhagi ja rahi ho introduction diye
Daksh door se chhilaya

Aur jis tareeke se chhilaya tha koe bhi Jaan lega ki ye seniors hai

Daksh aur Arjun vahi raste par bathe the aur vo ladki vaha aagaye

Ladki- good evening sir
Daksh- what is good about this evening?

Ladki- sir?
Daksh- yeah
What is good about this evening?

Ladki- I don't know sir
Daksh- kyu nahi hai know tumhe?
Kaise exam clear kiya jab tumhe ye bhi nahi pata
Daksh thoda rude way me bol raha tha

Daksh- bolo
Thoda joor deke
Ladki- sir humesha aise hi bolte hai sab

Daksh- ab se nahi bologe
Ladki- okay sir

Daksh- jab main dikhu to sidhe I love you bol dena
Ladki- sir?

Arjun- kyu pareshan kar raha hai?
Naam kya hai tumhra?
Ladki- khusboo

Daksh- kya badbu?
Ladki- khusboo sir

Arjun- konsi branch hai?
Khusboo- IT sir

Daksh- IT kya Soch ke li?
Nahi matlab sari ladkiya IT software CS me hi kyu jati hai?
Mechanical se kya problem hai?
Batao mujhe kya hi problem hai mechanical se?
Sala pure saal batch me ek ladki dekhne ko taras jate hai mechanical wale aur yaha enme Londo se jada ladkiya bhari padi hai

Arjun- bas kar Bhai
Rulaega kya?

Arjun- esse janti ho?
Khusboo- jee
Daksh sir

Arjun- bccc
Main ja raha hu
Daksh- main hu hi etna popular
Esse meri kya galti

Daksh- Esse janti ho?
Khushboo- Arjun sir

Daksh- Dekh Tu bhi popular hogya hai
Eske na bandi ne Esse dhokha de diya mere sath esliye udas hai to tum apna number dedo Esse aur dekh lo kuch ho jaye to
Khushboo- sir mera boyfriend hai

Daksh- kon hai?
Sayam se pehle utha lenge sale ko
Naam batao bas
Khushboo- main pyaar karti hu usse

Daksh- are tumhra pyaar gaya tel lene
Yaha mere bhai Ka dil toot gaya aur tumhe kisi aur ka pyaar dikh raha hai
Arjun mere Bhai bilkul tension na le kal subah se pehle vo banda gayab hojayega

Arjun- main bol lu Bhai?
Kyu izzat uda raha hai
Daksh- please

Arjun- ragging to deni padegi ab tumhe
Aur dil bhi tod diya hai
Esliye...
Ruhi- esliye tum dono ke muh tod dungi main
Ruhi piche se aate hue boli

Daksh- apna manhush chehra leke khule me mat guma kar
Jaane ja sakti hai
Ruhi- kyu pareshan kar rahe ho esse

Arjun- kisne pareshan kiya?
Daksh- humne pareshan kiya tumhe?
Daksh thoda jor se bola

Ruhi- bilkul nahi badle tum dono
First year jaise hi ho
Daksh- Hume ragging lene de
Aur khud kisi gutter me jake naha
Arjun start hoja bhai

Arjun- ha to..
Ruhi- mere pass ek better option hai

Arjun- tune agar dobara mujhe bich me roka to Esse chhod ke teri ragging le lenge
Fir dobara first year wali hojana mujhe daksh Arjun bilkul Pasand nahi hai
Ruhi- apne matlab ki ladkiya dekha karo aur ye nahi hai
Ground wali side me jao vaha tumhre matlab ki bahut sare mil jayegi

Daksh- main nahi kahta tha ruhi Bhai hai apna
Ek Tu hai sala manta hi nahi hai
Arjun- lekin pyaar to khusboo se hua hai

Daksh- are kahi mil jayegi khusboo
Chal
Ok bye ruhi
Please Jake naha lena
Aur ye dono ground wali side chale jate hai

Khusboo- thank you Didi
Ruhi- ye bas masti karte
Kuch galat nahi katvate tum se
Lekin Galti se bhi interest mat dikha dena dono me nahi to fir....samjh jao...

Lovely update mitr

 

[Nevil singh]

Update-220

Aaj finally flat vapas jate waqt daksh ko Kiran mil hi gaye
Vo sayad ussi ka wait kar rahi thi aur daksh ko bhi pata tha ki Kiran kyu uska intezaar kar rahi hai

Daksh- flat chalte hai
Yaha karna sahi nahi hai
Kiran- mujhe tumse baat karni thi

Daksh- baat bhi kar lenge
Kiran- daksh please

Daksh- yaha baat karegi?
Chal aaja daru peelata hu
Fir Kiran daksh ke sath ho li aur dono daksh ke flat pahuch gaye

Daksh ne ek bottle khol li mahool banane ke liye aur dono bath gaye

Daksh- bol ab
Ghurti rahegi kya?
Kiran- ghur nahi rahi
Dekh rahi hu

Daksh- fir to galat jagah dekh rahi hai
Kiran- Tumne fir mera use kiya na

Daksh- dosto me use karna nahi hota
Mera fayda tha aur tune help ki
Kiran- tumhe pata tha meri mom unke sath me hai?

Daksh- mujhe sab pata rahta hai
Kiran- esliye hi Tumne us din meri photos leke unko send kar di
Taki vo khud tumhre samne aaye

Daksh- ladki samjhdar hogaye hai
Kiran- lekin agar nahi aati to?

Daksh- har baar hathiyaar se kaam nahi chalta Kiran aur vaise bhi chot vaha deni chahiye jaha sabse jada dard ho
Kiran- mujhe nafarat hai meri mom se aur tumse

Daksh- I will take that as a compliment
Kiran- mujhe en sab me involve nahi hona tha
Kabhi nahi hona tha
Aur Tumne to mere jeene ka vajud hi hila ke rakh diya

Daksh- meri galti nahi hai
Galti hai tumhri jo tum Roy ke ghar paida hue
Main to unhe unka hi treatment de raha tha
Kiran- tumhe karma ke bare me to pata hai na daksh?
Whatever goes comes around
Unka to aagya aur tumhra?

Daksh- I have seen worst
Usse Jada kya hi hoga
Kiran- usse jada bahut kuch ho sakta hai

Daksh- Acha?
Jaise?
Kiran- ab tum logo ki care karne lage ho
Dost hai aur do do behane hai
Worst kya ho sakta hai ye Tumne pehle hi assume kar liya hoga

Daksh- us waqt ki naubat nahi aaegi
Main jane se pehle sab khatam karke jaunga
Kiran- Kuch khatam nahi hoga daksh
Tum aur lashe bichaoge aur log badla lene aaenge
Ye sab aise hi chalta rahega

Daksh- interesting life hai na?
Kiran- don't act like you never thought about this?

Daksh- of course maine socha hai
Main sare situation pehle dekhta hu fir kuch aage karta hu
Aur mere bare me tension lena chhod de
Kiran- tumhre bare me nahi le rahi

Daksh- Arjun ke bare me soch ke pareshan ho?
Main line clear kar raha hu tumhri
Thank you bolne ki jarurat nahi hai
Kiran- mujhe nahi karni line clear

Daksh- matlab mera hi Pasand hai tumhe?
Kiran- tumhe idea bhi nahi hai what you have done to me aur sayad ho tumhe to sab pata rahta hai

Daksh- Maine nahi tumhre apno ne kiya hai
Kiran I not gonna lie but maine tumhra àcha hi socha hai humesha
Ha usme mera bhi fayda rahta tha lekin I always wanted you to have a better life

Kiran- and you end up giving me a worse
Daksh- tumhri Galti
Tum achi life manage nahi kar paye
You have everything right now
Ek badi company ek pyaara Bhai Arjun
Aur kya Chahiye tumhe?

Kiran- Jo humesha se Chahiye tha
Ek acha dost
Daksh- abhi tumne bola you hate me

Kiran- I hate you and I wasn't talking about you
I was talking about the person jo mujhe second semester me mila tha
Jo funny tha, caring tha aur most importantly mera best friend tha
Vo tum to nahi ho daksh
Daksh- vo fake tha
Ye real hai
I was never funny or caring
This is who I am
Main koe excuse nahi dunga tumhe but this is what it is Kiran
You have to accept the truth and move on
Daksh bahut pehle mar gaya tha aur jo thoda bahut bacha tha vo bhi ab mar chuka hai
Now it's nothing

Kiran- now it's a person who uses every other person
Daksh- you're god dam right

Kiran- I wish ki chhije kabhi badli hi nahi Hoti
Daksh- I wish ki aaj raat ko main aur tum bistar par dhum machaye

Kiran- where is my mom?
Daksh- you care?

Kiran- Tumne promise kiya tha ek Baar mujhe milvaoge
Daksh- fir to tumhe tumhra promise bhi yaad hoga

Kiran- tumhe sirf sex se matlab hai na?
Daksh- very important thing
And yes

Kiran- main sab karne ko tayar hu lekin pehle mujhe meri mom se milna hai
Daksh- vaise to main kisi par trust nahi karta but ok

Kiran-kab?
Daksh- ek baar sab khatam hojaye fit

Kiran- kya khatam hojaye?
Daksh- bahut jaldi pata chal jayega
Ab saraab peele shanti se?
Bahut bol liya tumne....

Behtreen update bhai

 

[Nevil singh]

Update-221

Daksh vahi park me batha tha aur Arjun bhagta hua aaya

Arjun- BC aaj agar fir late kiya to gand maar dunga main teri
Daksh- apni dekh
Daddy ko koe kuch nahi bolta

Arjun- beta baatein to BC etne badi badi kar leta hai
Lekin baad me gand marti hai to biggi billi ban jata hai
Daksh- ja na lavde
Waqt kharab kar raha

Arjun- tu BC abhi tak chhade me hi kyu batha hai
Chal na jaldi
Daksh- mera viva lene khud aaega hod mere flat par sir sir Bolte hue

Arjun- daksh bakchodi mat kar
Firse late ho jayenge
Daksh- main suspended hu
Tu ja aur de aa

Arjun- madarchod ye kab hua?
Daksh- abhi bas kal ki hi baat hai

Arjun- oh filmi chhode saaf saaf bata
Daksh- Tu viva de aa nahi to aaj fir gand deni pad jayegi

Arjun- BC VC ne kiya hai na?
Daksh- bilkul sahi pakde ho

Arjun- uski maa chhodenge aaj raat ko peene ke baad
Tu tension mat lena bilkul bhi
Daksh- thik mere Bhai
Ab ja jaha se

Aur Arjun vaha se chala jata hai aur daksh vahi park me batha rahta hai
Aur batha rahta hai aur batha rahta hai

Bahut waqt aise hi gujar deta hai fir sochta hai bahut time hogya apnr dusre bakchodo se baat hi nahi hue hai esliye Chauhan ko call laga deta hai

Daksh- aur Bhai kaha hai?
Chauhan- Ghar

Daksh- Ghar kya kar raha hai?
Chauhan- vahi Jo tu nahi kar sakta
Family time spend kar raha hu Bhai

Daksh- etni kaato bhari baatein
BC kya hogya
Chauhan- bhosdike mere se puch raha hai?
Tere sath etna kuch hua tune bataya?

Daksh- tu pata nahi konsi dunia me rahta hai
BC mile to batau na
Chauhan- ha ab to yehi bolega Tu BC
Aaj bhi apne matlab ke liye phone kiya hoga

Daksh- sale ye bolne se pehle tu mar kyu nahi gaya?
Chauhan- kaam ki baatein kar daksh

Daksh- aaja tujhe maja karata hu
Chauhan- Apne maje apne pass rakh

Daksh- aaja kya pata aakhir baar ho mera
Chauhan- to mar jana chutiye
Acha hi hoga sala dunia se ek chutiya kam hoga

Daksh- theek bro
Vapas aaye to batana
Chauhan- fuck off lavde

Daksh- haha you to Bhai
Fir daksh phone kaat deta hai aur campus chala jata hai

Vaha jake apna engine ka kuch paper work karta hai aur fir vapas campus me ghumne lag jata hai

Vaha Nidhi dikhti hai lekin daksh usse ignore karke aage chala jata hai
Aise hi ek do aur ladkiya dikhti hai jo daksh ke sath pehle se hi thi unhe bhi daksh ignore kar deta hai

In the end saanvi piche se aajati hai

Saanvi- mujhe doond rahe the kya?
Daksh- exam hogaye?

Saanvi- aap to sach me bade bhaiya ban gaye
Ye to puch lo kaisi hu main?
Daksh- guns Chahiye

Saanvi- Nahi Nahi
Bina guns ke bhi puch sakte ho
Daksh- I'm serious

Saanvi- are main bhi bahut serious hu
Daksh- bahut sari bullets bhi chahiye
Aur log bhi

Saanvi- lekin Maine to kuch kiya hi nahi?
Kasam se maine kisi ko nahi mara
Daksh- ab marna padega

Saanvi- kyu ache din ki watt laga rahe ho?
Kuch nahi hoga ab
Daksh- kitne logo ki bali de sakte hai hum yaha?

Saanvi- kitne students hai yaha?
Daksh- usme to main aur tum bhi aajayenge

Saanvi- Bali dene wale ki bali thodi di jati hai
Acha batao kya hua?
Daksh- bhari vipada ki ghadi hai

Saanvi- Hindi me batao
Daksh- Mayank ko bolo Didi ko leke kahi gumne chala jaye

Saanvi- aap hi bol do
Aapki baat jada manenge
Daksh- main bolunga to shak karega
Tum Didi ko convenience kar do kahi jane ke liye

Saanvi- Apne area me sabse jada safe hai
Daksh- risk nahi le sakte

Saanvi- fir samay ki bol dete hai ki uski tabeyat bahut kharab hai
Mere exam hai aur aapka project esliye nahi ja sakte
To Didi aur Mayank bhaiya chale jayenge
Daksh- dimag to hai tere me

Saanvi- bachpan se hi hai
Main kya karu
Daksh- aankh khol ke soya kar kuch dino tak

Saanvi- kyu
Mere pass aap ho na mera dhayan rakhne ke liye
Daksh- mazak ke mood me nahi hu main bilkul bhi

Saanvi- are mere pyaare bhaiya main bhi bilkul mazak ke mood me nahi hu aur aap kyu tension le rahe ho?
Humne etne logo ko dekha hai kuch aur sahi
Aur vaise bhi agar kisi ko marna hai to hum kar bhi kya sakte hai
Daksh- hmm
Thoda dhayan rakhna bas

Saanvi- kon hai vaise?
Daksh- jaldi pata chal jayega
Aur college walo ko bhi ki actual me daksh chaudhry hai kon

Saanvi- Maja aaega matlab
Daksh- tumhra ek Saal aur hai abhi yaha

Saanvi- mere bhaiya bahut rich hai
Hehehe
Daksh- log kya kahenge daksh chaudhry ki behan sirf 12th pass hai

Saanvi- logo ko marna hai kya daksh chaudhry ki behan ke bare me Kuch bol ke?
Daksh- ye bhi hai

Fir ye dono thodi der aur aise hi masti karte hai aur Uske baad saanvi hostel chali jati hai aur daksh Apne flat....

Jordaar update bhai

 

[Nevil singh]

Ish shaandaar katha ke 600 page pure hone ki sabhi ko badhai dosto.

 

[Nevil singh]

Waiting bhai