Update-1
Main aksar nashe me bashad kar deta hu aur ye ek aur bhasad hue hai uska naam hai "life of an engineer".
Waqt ki kami thi aur sach kahu to ab likhne ka utna man bhi nahi karta esliye socha tha ki " ye kaisi muhobbat ke baad kuch nahi likhunga kyuki na to ab likhne ki vajah rahi aur na ab kalam sath deti hai.
Lekin vohi sala jab nasha chadta hai jab vo sare kaam ho jate hai jo hum nahi karna chahte esliye ye us nashe ke hi meherbani hai ki ye story likhi ja rahi hai
Aap sabko pata hi hoga ki jab bhi a stoner ya lone survivor ne story likhi hai, complete jarur hue hai esliye ye story bhi complete jarur hogi to es baat ko dil se nikal dena ki sala bevda kahi bich me hi na bhag jaye
Ye story half real aur half fantasy based hai jo ki meri hi life aur meri hi fantasy par based hai
Esliye Jada emotional aur usse bhi jada sex dekhne ko milega
Pehle hi bata deta hu ki es story ka pura content Pehle se hi fixed hai so baad me koe change nahi hoga
Engineering ke 8 semesters me kya kya hua aur vaha ki kaisi life hoti hai vo dekhne ko milegi aapko yaha
Umeed hai jitna pyaar aap logo ne meri pichli kahaniyo ko diya utna hi esko doge
To chaliye suru karte hai
Aaj college ka pehla din tha actually college me pehla din tha mera. Yaha jaldi aa gaya tha kyuki jab aap puri jindagi boarding me bitate ho to fir Ghar aapka utna man nahi lagta esliye ghar par bol diya ki jaldi college start hone wala hai esliye jana padega
Vaise bhi meri family ko jada fark bhi nahi padta tha. Mujhe nahi pata ki es chhij ke liye mujhe khush hona chahiye ya dukh par asliyat ye thi ki unhe kisi bhi chhij ke liye koe fark nahi padta tha
Main hostel aaya aur apna sara samaan room me set karne laga
Almost pura hostel abhi khali hi pada tha kyuki classes start hone me abhi Das din bache hue the
Main sara saman set karke room lock Kiya aur cigarette jala ke bath gaya
Jada kuch sochna to maine pehli hi band kar diya tha bas ab to ek hi chhij thi jindagi me ki ya to yaha se aabad hona hai ya fir barbaad
Aise hi room me pade pade shayam ho Gaye aur main mess me jake coffee aur bread khane chala gaya aur vaha se college ke bahar kyuki uske baad cigarette ki bhi to jarurat padti hai
Dekhne me main bahut hi jada gora tha aur height aur body bhi thik thak thi matlab hero nahi lagta tha par ha kisi high grade movie ka villan jarur lagta tha
Main yahi Daksh Singh humesha se hi bade baal aur dhadi ka shokin raha hu aur kuch mere bolne ki style se log mujhse thoda izzat se hi baat karte the
Main college ke bahar aaya to vaha par bhi kuch jada bheed nahi thi sayad seniors ki vacation chal rahi thi aur bachmates abhi aae nahi the
Mere liye to acha hi tha ki sala seniors nahi the nahi to Bina matlab ke gand masti karte
Main ek khali dukan pe bath gaya aur sutta fukne laga aur apni aadat ke anusar dukan wale se baat karne laga
Daksh- aur uncle Ji kaisa chal raha hai sab?
Dukan wala- sab badiya beta
New admission??
Daksh- hanji Aaj hi aaya hu
Uncle- ghar walo se pareshan ho?
Unke aise sawal se main ek dam se chhok gaya aur enhone thoda look dene laga
Uncle- beta 25 Saal ho gaye yaha
Har tarah ke bache dekhe hai
Ab etna to pata lag ho gaya hai ki jo college start hone ke 10 din pehle aajaye unke sath kuch na kuch problem to jarur hogi
Daksh- par ye kaise pata chala ki family problem hi hogi
Uncle- jis tarah se tum cigarette pee rahe ho
Koe bhi 12th pass kiya hua es tarah se nahi peeta apko dekh ke hi lag raha hai ki saalo se es nashe ki girafat me ho
Aur us Umar me Ladki ka chakar to ho nahi sakta matlab family
Daksh- style ke liye bhi pee sakte hai na
Aaj Kal bahut popular hai
Uncle- essi jagah experience kaam aata hai
Aur us experience ki vajah se hi pata chalta hai ki kon style maar raha hai aur kisko eski jarurat hai
Daksh- baat to sahi hai aapki
Kaisa life hai yaha college me
Maine baat change karte hue pucha
Uncle- Har hafte nae ladki
Aur har roj nashe
Vo haste hue bole
Daksh- fir to majje hai uncle ji
Chalo milte Hai fir
Main vaha se jate hue bola
Ab next kuch dino tak mera yahi routine raha
Subah to hum jaise ganta nahi uthte to sidha lunch karta fir fukne jata fir snacks fir fukne aur fir dinner aur fir fukne
Yaha Sala koe aa bhi to nahi raha tha pure time room me pade WiFi ki Maa chodta rahta aur to sala kuch kaam hi nahi bacha tha
Par en dino me mujhe thoda fayda bhi hua jisme sabse jada to ye tha ki thodi bahut local jaan pahchan ho gaye aur usse bhi important ye tha ki maal ka jugad kaise karna Hai ye pata chal gaya
Bas baki kya tha baki to sab secondary hai main kaam to ho chuka tha
Aise hi boriyat me time nikla aur bache aae aur finally sali classes suru hue
Ek chhij humare college walo ne tagdi ki thi ki fresher aur seniors ke campus alag alag kar diye matlab bc raging ka koe scene hi nahi
Pehla din bc college ka
Raat ko hi puri planning karli ki subah time se uthunga aur naha dho ke badiya time se pehle college pahuch jaunga
Par ganta bc utha jab aadhi class ho chuki thi
Kisi tarah bhagta dodta college pahucha
Sala etna bhi waqt nahi tha ki lift hi lelu
Stairs ka samna karna pada aur kisi tarah class pahucha
Sayad koe achi teacher thi jisne jada kuch kaha nahi aur mujhe bathne diya
Sabse important mujhe attendance mil gaye
Bas aur kya chahiye jindagi me
Main last me jake bath gaya aur fir so gaya kyuki first day tha sala bakchodiya hi chal rahi thi
Jo bhi aa raha tha bc introduction do bc introduction do
Are bc kahi ke prime minister hai kya Jo introduction dete firenge
Aise hi meri jaisi halaat ka Ek aur tha Jo meri hi side me batha hua tha
Arjun
Daksh dheere se usse bolta hai
Are bc pakka diya re enhone
Sutta fukne chalega kya?
Arjun to jaise essi ka hi wait kar raha tha
Ha chal bhai
Maa hi chhod di pehle din ki
Vo bhi meri tarah galiya dete hue bola
Aur hum class se bahar chale gaye
Daksh- to kaha se hai Bhai tu
Arjun- Punjab bhai
Tu?
Daksh- main to pure India ka hi laga le
Sari hi jagah rah chuka hu almost
Arjun- badiya hai yaar
Daksh- kya umeed hai es college se
Arjun- kuch nahi hai bhai
Bas bc ladkiyo ki line laga dunga
Yaha sab bahut frank hai
Daksh- tereko kisne bola
Arjun- mera cousin padta tha yaha
Usne hi do teen seniors hi bhi intro kara diya
Ab to tabhai
Tu chal liyo sath maje kara dunga
Daksh- na Bhai tu hi kar
Main relationship me hu
Arjun- to kya hua
Main bhi hu
Par beta Ek baat yaad rakhiye
Long distance aaj tak kisi ka nahi chala
Jab tere Lund me aur uski chut me khujli machegi na to kya video chat me gussa gussa kar sex karoge
Daksh haste hue
Baat to sahi hai
Par Bhai pyaar hai etni aasani se nahi jane dunga
Arjun- jangalo se to nahi aaya hai na tu
Daksh- bakchodi mat kar
Sutta jala
Arjun- dekhte hai kitne din rahta hai tera ye relationship
Arjun sutta jalate hue bola
Daksh- dekhte hai
Main bhi Ek kas marte hue bola
Arjun- sala apni class me abhi tak Ek maal bhi nahi aaya hai
Aise to char Saal bahut bhari pad jaenge
Daksh- first day hai aaj yaar
Aa jaenge
Aur bc uske dekhe tune
Sala tere aur mere dono ko apne andar gussa legi akele
Ek Ladki ke bare me baat karte hue
Arjun- abhi to bahut relationship relationship laga rakhi thi tune
Daksh- to bc bolne me aur dekhne me kya jata hai
Arjun- dekh uske bade to the no doubt
Bc sakal
Sakal bhi to matter karti hai na
Daksh- lavda kya sakal matter karegi jara batana mujhe
Acha ek baat bata agar koe suni chori hogi aur uske aage piiche kuch nahi hoga aur ek dekhne me normal aur figure bomb to tu kiske piche jaega
Arjun- aisi koe possibility nahi hai kya ki dono ke peeche ja saku
Daksh- are madarchood
Haste hue bola
Arjun- Pawan ooo bavli gand pawan
Arjun jor se chhilata hue kisi ko bola
Daksh- Abe chutiyo ki tarah kyu chhila raha hai
Arjun- kyuki chutiye ko bula raha hu
Tabhi ek ladka humare samne aaya pehle Arjun se hath milaya fir mere se
Usne bhi ek sutta kharida aur fir humare sath hi bath gaya
Pawan- bc kya bakchodi chal rahi hai class me
Sala introduction dete dete hi gand faat gaye
Usne batate hi bola
Arjun- koe baat nahi room pe chal ke mseal laga dunga
Tension mat le
Pawan- Teri to na main bosdike gand tod dunga
Sala Kal raat main kab tak wait karta raha aur tu kaha gand marane chala gaya tha
Aur phone bhi busy aa raha tha
Arjun- Teri Bhabhi ki call aa Gaye the re
Gussa kyu ho raha hai
Aaj pure majje dunga tujhe
Pawan- haatt bc
Apne jaisa samjha hai kya
Daksh- abhi karna kya hai koe ye batega ya aise hi bakchodi karni hai
Pawan- maal le aaya hu main
Room pe chalte hai aur badiya fukte hai
Daksh- warden?
Pawan- usko bhi fukva denge
Bahut stuff hai Apne paas
Hum aise hi thodi der bakchodi aur ki fir hostel chale gaye
Vaha bath ke badiya maal fuka aur fir main aur Arjun apni apni bandiyo se baat karne chale gaya
Do saal se Daksh relationship me tha aur sayad yehi ek matar relationship tha jiske liye vo serious bhi tha
Nahi to usse pehle kitni aae aur kitni gaye sayad usse bhi ache se yaad na ho
Par ye kuch khash thi
Daksh apne room me akela hi batha usse baat kar raha tha kyuki uske roommates sayad abhi tak Nahi aaye the
Poonam- to kya raha aapka pehla din
Vo aksar Daksh ko aap hi kah ke bulati thi aaj Kal ke time me thoda ajeeb Hai lekin kya kare
Daksh- thik hi tha yaar
Boring
Poonam- acha matlab koe Ladki nahi aae kya
Daksh- usse mujhe kya
Mere pass meri queen hai
Poonam phone Par hi blush karne lag jati hai
Daksh- etni blush mat karo
Nahi to tumhre gaal laal tamatar jaise ho jaenge aur fir main kha jaunga tujhe
Poonam- shi shi shi
Aise mat bolo na please
Daksh- kyu kya hua
Poonam- bas mat bolo
Daksh- duria bardast nahi ho rahi matlab
Poonam- to kaise hoegi
Mujhe aadat hogae hai subah subah aapki bahoo me aane ki
Daksh- school jaldi khatam ho gaya yaar
Main to ache se pyaar bhi nahi kar paya tumhe
Poonam- vapas Kab aaoge?
Daksh- aaj to semester start hua hai
Time hai abhi to
Poonam- aur Maine kaise gujarungi time apke bina
Daksh- un yaadon ke sahare jo humane ek sath bitaye hai
Poonam- mujhe kiss karna hai aapko
Daksh- to karlo
Kisne roka hai
Poonam- real me
Please ek baar aajao
Maine bye bolna hai aapko
Daksh- bye mat bolo yaar
Aise lagta hai ki uske baad hum milenge hi nahi
Poonam- aisa kyu lagta hai aapko
Daksh- pata nahi bas ek dar laga rahta hai undar
Poonam- babu kuch nahi hoga
Aap padhae par dhayan do main intzaar karungi tab tak aapka
Daksh- promise
Poonam- pakka promise
Daksh- tumhe pata hai na ki main kis situation se aaya hu
Aur kaise us situation se nikla hu
Bahut sath diya tumne mera aur bahut pyaar diya
Har ek mod par mere sath khadi rahi tum
Chahe main galat hi kyu na hu
Bahut pyaar karne laga hu tumse
Please mujhe chhod ke mat jana
Main Jee nahi paunga
Poonam- babu ye aap kaise baat kar rahe ho
Main humesha aapke sath khadi thi aur humesha aapke sath khadi rahungi
Maine humesha aapse pyaar Kiya hai aur humesha aapse hi pyaar karungi
Aap bas jaldi se padhae khatam karke vapas aa jao main aapka intzaar kar rahi hu
And I love you so so much
Muhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa
Daksh- I love you more than that
"Na jhakam bhara aur na saraab kam hue
Na tum vapas aae aur na muhobaat dobara hue"
