Update-107
Class chal rahi thi aur sab aaram se sun rahe the
Kuch kaam ki baatein chal rahi thi
Sayad teacher unhe jindagi ke bare me kuch bata rahe the
Yehi to bc engineering ki khasiyat hai sala engineering chhod ke sab shikhaya aur sikha jata hai yaha
Vohi aaj ho raha tha
Teacher sayad apne wife se lad ke aaya tha esliye hi bc gayan baat raha tha aur londo ko aise gyan kuch jada hi pasand aatein hai
Sab bade dhayan aur interest leke sun rahe the
Jab lecture khatam hua to teacher chale gaye aur ye gyaani log ussi topic me discussion karne lage
Pawan- Daksh tere sath to aisa kabhi hoga nahi
Daksh- sahi bol raha hai
Hritik- ek din ye bhi phasega
Dekh lena
Karan- mera bhai hai vo
Kabhi nahi phasega
Arjun- tum dono pehle hi etni buri tarah phas chuke ho ki dobara phasne ki himmat nahi rahi
Pawan- ye lodu bhi kabhi kabhi logic se baat kar leta hai
Daksh- ab to mujhe sirf Sakshi phasa sakti hai
Karan ki taraf Dekh ke
Karan- to meri taraf kya dekh raha hai gandu?
Daksh- kisi ki jalani thi esliye
Pawan- vaise Daksh teri sakal me aisa kya dekh liya usne?
Tu khud lund jaisa dikhta hai
Daksh- beta ladkiyo ko Lund hi pasand aatein hai
Arjun- na yaar
Uska standard acha hona chahiye tha
Sundar bhi hai
Fir bhi?
Karan- bhosdike agar sundarta se ladkiya londe patate na to Pawan kuwara hi mar jata
Hritik- ye baat bhi sahi hai
Pawan- jalta hai sala majnu
Daksh- ek dialogue har update me mat mara kar janta galiya dena suru kar degi
Arjun- janta confuse hue bathi hai bhai
Unko koe idea nahi hai Kya chal raha hai
Bas majje le rahe hai vo
Pawan- karna bhi yehi chahiye
Engineers ko samjhna mazak hai kya?
Hritik- tu kaha gayab tha re do dino se?
Aur tera project ka kya raha?
Daksh- beta mera project accept nahi kare aisa ho sakta hai?
Gand na faad du
Sir sir bol ke accept kiya hai
Arjun- dekha tha tujhe hod ke cabin ke bahar
Kiski gand fati hai sab pata hai
Daksh- are vo to hod ko ye bolne gaya tha ki samjha le apne faculty ko nahi to marenge mere hatho se
Hritik- bhai kam
Jada ho raha hai
Daksh- jalta hai majnu sala
Arjun- aur class nahi hai aaj?
Daksh- jaise mujhe bada pata hai
Arjun- esliye tere se nahi puch raha chutiye
Pawan- nahi hi hogi
Otherwise abhi tak aagaye hote koe na koe gand marne
Arjun- tere liye to acha hi hota
Tere shauk pure hojate
Pawan- teri maar maar ke kar leta hu main apne shauk pure
Hritik- chalo fir canteen chalte hai
Daksh- chalo
Treat teri taraf se
Aur fir sab uth ke Canteen chale jate hai
Vaha saanvi ruchi aur priya ke sath bathi thi
Daksh aur saanvi ek dusre ko dekhte hai fir ignore karke bath jate hai
Pawan- jao leke aao samose, coldrink aur canteen ke kaagjaat
Karan- eska muh band karna hai
Bas aasan sa tarika nahi samjh aa raha
Hritik- jis tarike se chhed band karta hai usse se eska muh band karde
Karan- tu natak mat kar jake order leke aa
Bc baatein palat raha hai
Hritik uth ke chala jata hai aur baki sab bakchodi karne lagte hai
Arjun- Daksh kya plan hai?
Daksh- kis chhij ka?
Arjun- engine ka
Daksh- ban jaega
Engine hi to hai bc
Arjun- tune calculation apply ki?
Daksh- nahi kuch bhasad ho rakhi thi
Aaj karta hu
Karan- konsa engine, konsi calculations?
Daksh- bachho ki baatein nahi hai
Pawan- yaar jab se vo chutiya seniors gaye hai bc life me fun hi nahi raha
Daksh- ha bc aur meri life me sex
Karan- are tu bol to bc konsi ladki chahiye
Pooja aarti prerana rani,...
Daksh- bas bas bas bhai
Main dekh lunga apne aap
Karan- nahi koe problem ho to batana
Arjun- bhosdike vo Daksh hai
Pehle ladkiya uske pass jati hai fer tere pass aati hai
Daksh- ulta bol diya bhai
Bc pehle essi ke pass jati hai
Hum chutiyap karte karte rah gaye aur ye chut banate banate
Pawan- hum to moh maya se door hai
Pyaar hi bacha hai life me
Karan- beta bhulna mat meri vajah se setting hue hai teri
Pawan- sale hawasi bol ke bhagaya tha tujhe
Daksh- fir meri vajah se hue hogi
Pawan- tujhe bhi kuch to bola tha
Yaad nahi aa raha
Daksh- I love you bola tha sayad
Pawan- fuck you to nahi bola tha?
Daksh- mujhe to love you hi yaad hai
Karan- bc condoms ka packets, oyo me room
Sab hogya tha us raat me
Pawan- kuch bhi bolo lekin maja bahut aaya tha
Karan- tujhe to aaega hi bc ghar bathe bandi dilva di thi maine
Pawan- vo vaise hi mere pyaar me pagal ho rakhi thi
Us din nahi kahta main to khud propose marti
Daksh- beta reality me aaja
Tu puri college life phuk phuk me muth marte nikal deta
Arjun- ye usse raat ki baat hai na
Pawan- ha jis din tu gand maraya tha
Hritik- bc us din jaisa nasha nahi dekha maine
Kya halaat kar rakhi thi be en logo ne
Hritik samose vagra late hue bola
Pawan- bhosidke laal chatni kaha hai
Hritik- ek lapha marunga na to gand se jo laal laal niklega usse kha lena
Pawan- gussa kyu ho raha hai
Mujhe to pasand hi nahi hai laal chatni
Hritik- na dedu tujhe?
Tu bol to ek baar
Pawan- mujhe pasand hi nahi hai laal chatni
Bc mujhe koe chatni hi pasand nahi hai
Daksh- ruhi kaha hai?
Hritik- class me hogi es waqt sayad
Arjun- jab apan se mili thi tab kya thi aur Kya hogaye hai
Daksh- ye lodu bhadkata hoga usko apne bare me
Hritik- ha bhai aur koe kaam hi nahi hai mujhe
Karan- bc kya kaam hai tujhe?
Do din se field pe to aa nahi raha
Hritik- kyuki kaam hai esliye nahi aa raha
Pawan- aaj nahi aaya to tera kaam teri gand se nikal dunga
Hritik- teri sakal hi tatti jaisi nahi hai
Bc harkate bhi tatti jaisi hi hai
Aur jaise hi muh kholta hai hugta bhi tatti hi hai
Karan- Pawan teri buri bejajati
Pawan- seh lenge thoda thoda
Arjun- ek baat to hai us waqt nashe me kand to bahut kiye apan ne
Daksh- koe chhutiya aane de
Full high hoke college gumenge
Daksh ke pass call aata hai aur vo uth ke canteen ke bahar chala jata hai
Mayank- Daksh kuch log enter hue hai
Gadbad lag rahi hai
Daksh- kuch mat kar
Shanti banaye rakh
Mayank- matlab?
Daksh- game khel raha hai koe
Khelne de
Mayank- kon khel raha hai?
Daksh- baad me batata hu
Mayank- yaha bahut log hai
Aur Roy ko bhi khatra ho sakta hai
Daksh- Roy ko ab koe khatra nahi hai
Tu paise ikkhata kar
Kal ek aadmi aaega usse dedena
Aur dusri cities me bande badhane suru karde
Mayank- okay
Aur?
Daksh- do teen restaurants aur hotel ka kaam chala de Roy ke naam se jiska kaam tu dekh raha hai
Kisi ko shak nahi hona chahiye hum pe
Mayank- Roy ke naam se jada shak hoga
Daksh- Roy group ka bol raha hu chutiye
Mayank- acha acha
Usse kya hoga?
Daksh- usse apne log vaha rahenge aur sabko ye lagega ki ye labours hai
Kisi ko koe shak nahi matlab sab kaam easy
Mayank- lekin etna sab karne ki jarurat kya hai?
Yaha konsi bhasad ho rahi hai?
Daksh- bhasad hone tak ruku fir?
Sare sath doob jaenge
Tere se jo kah raha hu vo kar
Paise usse de, kaam suru kara aur ek important baat
Mayank- bol
Daksh- aaspas kon hai?
Mayank- koe nahi hai
Daksh- speaker pe hai?
Mayank- chutiya hu main?
Daksh- samay raichand ka naam suna hai?
Mayank- ha raichand ka bada beta
Daksh- uska right hath aur left pair kaat ke mujhe parcel kara de
Gift dena hai kisi ko
Mayank- pagal ho gaya hai kya?
Daksh- jo samjhna hai samjh le
Mayank- ek to vo India me nahi hai
Aur dusra usse apna koe panga nahi hai
Daksh- vo India me aa raha hai next week
Aur panga usse jisse main chahunga
Maine bola ki uske hath pair chahiye to matlab uske hath pair chahiye
Mayank- raichands bahut powerful hai Daksh
Roy ki baat alag thi raichands ki alag hai
Daksh- tabhi to maza aaega
Kaam company ke naam se hona chahiye
Mujhe ab pyaar muhobaat se kaam nahi badhna
Dar se badhana hai
Mayank- bahut jada risk hai
Daksh- tere se nahi hoga to sidha bol
Main khud kar lunga
Mayank- tu samjh nahi raha
Raichands hai vo
India ke top industrialist me aatein hai
Uske bete ke sath kuch hua to police, politicians aur media sab kutto ki tarah piche pad jaenge
Daksh- unko main dekh lunga
Tu ye bata kaam hoga ya nahi tujhse?
Mayank- ek baar aur soch le daksh
Bahut risk hai
Daksh- main bolne se pehle hazar baar sochta hu lekin bolne ke baad dobara nahi
Mayank- thik hai fir bata dena kab aa raha hai vo aur kaha kya karna hai
Daksh- usse aane de pehle
Tab tak tu hotels ke kaam suru kara
Ab dikhata hu en sabko Daksh ka asli roop......
