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Mai kaun hu mujhe nahi malum
Matlab mera is janam me naam Akash hai
Isse pehle wale janam me ravi tha usse pehle wale me moti usse pehle Robert usse pehle Williams aur bahut sare janam they
pure 70567 naam yaad hai mujhe
lekin isse jyada mujhe un janam ka kuch yaad nahi hai
Ye kyu hai ye bhi nahi pata itna pata hai ki mai tab bhi sabse shaktishali tha aur ab bhi sabse shaktishali hu
Lekin mere paas kaun kaun si powers he ye mujhe nahi malum
Ha par mai kuch bhi kar sakta hoon ye mujhe malum hai
Kabhi kabhi sochta hu toh aisa lagta hai ki shayad ye koi curse hai ya kuch aur hai
Mujhe mera toh pata hai lekin us life me meri family kaun thi wo kaise they ye nahi pata mai kitne salo tak jinda raha ye bhi pata nahi kisse shadi ki koi aulade bhi thi ki nahi ye bhi nahi pata
Bas aisa lagta hai ki un sab life's me kuch adhura raha hoga tabhi mai baar baar janam le raha hu
Lekin wo kya hai wo bhi nahi malum ye mere sath kyu ho raha hai nahi malum kya kisi ne aisa kiya hai?
Ya mujhe meri life me kuch milne tak aise hi baar baar janam lena padega? Ye bhi mujhe nahi malum
lekin mai ye sab jaan ke rahunga
Lekin Uske liye bhi mujhe abhi bed se uthna padega tayyar hoke niche jake breakfast karke fir college jana padega jo aaj se start hoga
Ye bhi kitna boring bhara kaam hai mujhe wo padhna padta hai jo mujhe pehle se pata hai
Lekin logo ko ye pata nahi chale is liye karna padta hai
Logo ko kya khud meri family ko pata nahi chale is liye ye karta hoon mai
Warna ye log pagal ho jayenge
Ha Pagal hi keh sakte hai jaise mere bachpan me huwe they jab maine family ke garibi ko dekhte huwe lagatar 2 lottery ke tickets jite they socha garibi dur ho jayegi toh puri family aram se jundagi gujaregi
Lekin iske baad jo huwa wo aap soch bhi nahi sakte pure family members ne lagatar mujhe 2 mahino tak torture kiya
Har roj kai sare tickets late aur mujhe unme se chunne padte
Sach bolu to wo mere life ke sabse boring din they
Mujhe jaan bujh ke galat tickets chunne padte taki unko yakin ho ki mujhme koi lottery jitne ki power nahi hai
Isse huwa bhi wahi jald hi gharwalo ko laga ki wo lottery maine aise hi tukke se aur luck ke wajah se jiti hai
Ha lekin tab se papa mujhse gussa rehte hai kyu ki wo dono tickets maine maa ko kharidne ko lagaye they aur fir mile paiso se sab property, company wagera maa ke naam se kharida gaya unke nahi
Jisse unko khud ki hi company me kaam karna padta hai wo bhi apni biwi ke niche
Khir ab mai kar bhi kya sakta hoon??? Isme kaun si badi baat hai bhala gharme bhi toh unko maa ki baate sunni hi padti hai office me suni toh kaunsa pahad tut pada??
Mom room me aate huwe - beta kab tak apne khayalo me gum rahoge chalo utho jaldi tumhara aaj college ka pehle din hai late ho jaoge chalo jaldi se tayyar ho jao
Ye kehte huwe unhone mujhe uthaya aur mathe pe ek kiss de kar chali gai
Mom wese mujhse bahut pyar karti hai iski 2 wajah hai
1 ki mai unki ek lauti santan hu
Aur 2 maine hi unko millionaire banaya hai
Wese unka naam Shalini hai
Aur papa ka naam vijay
Dada ka naam pratapsingh
Dadi ki death ho gai hai
Bade chacha ka naam ajay
Chachi ka naam shakuntala
Inke 2 judwa ladke hai sunny aur Vinny
Dada chacha chachi ke sath gaav me rehte hai jaha maa ki jo jsmin he uspe wo kheti karte hain
Khair ye tha family intro short me baki aate rahenge
mai tyyar hoke niche aaya toh maa aur papa pehle hi breakfast kar rahe they
Mai bhi unke sath baith gaya toh maid mere liye nashta leke agai aur maine bhi khana shuru kar diya
Wese aap ise nashta nahi keh sakte kyu ki mai auro se kuch jyada khata hu kuch 3-4 logo ka milake akela kha hi leta hoon
Papa - tum college kaise Jane wale ho
Mai - apni bike se papa
Papa - bike se kyu college wale bus toh de rahe hain na
Mai - ji de rahe hain lekin woh...
Papa - woh kya? Bike se awaragardi karna chahte ho hai na?
Dekho tum abhi college me gaye ho iska matlab ye nahi ki tum jo chaho wo karo
Tumhe yaha bhi padhai karni padegi aur is baar sirf 80% nahi chalenge tumhe 90% se jyada marks lane padenge samjhe
Maa - vijay marks ka thik hai lekin wo bike se hi jayega bus se Jane ke liye ab wo chota bachha nahi raha
Papa - lekin....
Maa thoda gusse se - maine kaha na
Papa - thik hai lekin agar isne kuch ulta fulta kiya toh dekh lena tum bhi
Maa - tab dekh lenge (mujhse) wese beta tumhare hostel room ka kya huwa?
Papa - hostel room? Ye kis liye chahiye tumhe?
Mai - ji papa wo.. Wo
Maa - hostels me ladke sab milke group study karte hai exam ke times me to is liye maine hi ise bola tha room lene ke liye yaha akele isse study thik se nahi hoti dosto ke sath man laga ke padhai karega aur apni overthinking bhi nahi karega
(ye subhah wali baat ke liye tha jab mai soch raha tha toh gharwalo ko lagta hai ki mai overthinking karta hu)
Papa - lekin shalini tumhe pata nahi ki hostels me kya kya hota hai bachhe kya kya karte hai
Maa - kuch nahi hota kya tum nahi rahe ho hostel me tum toh bade sharif they tab ulta mujhe hi aake tumhe propose karna pada tha
Papa - baat wo nahi hai mai kya keh raha hu ki....
Maa - tumhare kehne se kuch hone wala hai kya? Maine permission dedi hai use aur wo bas exams wagera ke time hi waha rahega bas isse jyada na mai kuch bolne wali hu aur naa sunne wali hu
Papa - ok tum jaisa bolo (aur mujhe kha jane wali najro se dekhne lage)
Khair maine apna nashta finsh kiya aur apna bag utha ke sab ko bye bolke bahar nikal aaya
Bahar garage se apni bike nikal raha tha toh mujhe khuch gurra ne ki awaj aayi dekha toh ye mera pet dog Foxy tha
Abhi kuch din pehle hi laya tha toh abhi bhi ukhda huwa rehta hai
Mai - bye bye Foxy aaj college ka pehla din hai toh mai jaa raha hu tum gharka achhe se dhyan rakhna
Ispe wo aur gurra ne laga aur mai apni bike leke sida apne dost ke ghar pahucha
Jaha wo mera bahar hi intazar kar raha tha
Maine use bike chalane ke liye di aur khud piche baith gaya
Usne bike sida ek pabwadi ke paas roki jaha hamne ek ek sigaret pi aur fir se chal pade
Sanju mere bachpan ka dost ise mai sab batata hu
Sanju - yaar Akki is baar shimla gaya tha toh bahut maza aaya tujhe bhi aana chahiye tha
Mai - mai bhi aana chahta tha yaar lekin wo papa
Sanju - haa yaar wo tera khadus baap pata nahi tere itna kyu piche pada rehta hai sala tujhe kahi aane hi deta is chakkar me tujhe puri chuttiya ghar pe bitane padi mai toh kehta hu tujhe usne ghar se bahar bhi nahi jane diya hoga
Mai - aisa nahi hai mai 1 din ke liye saudi arabia gaya tha tab bahut maza aaya aur waha se maine apne liye ek dog bhi laya udhar se
Ab tak ham college bhi pahuch chuke they ton usne bike park ki aur
Sanju - ek din ke liye? Aur wo kab?
Mai - Wo pichle mahine saudi me bada tufan nahi aaya tha kya usdin
Sanju - tab kyu?
Mai - are actually wo tufan nahi tha wo dusri duniya se aata tailed beast Nine Tailed Fox tha jo hamari duniya pe kabja karne aaya tha
Jaise hi mujhe uske aane ka ehsas huwa mai turant teleport hoke uske samne pahuch gaya
Mujhe waha aise achanak dekh ke wo ek baar ke liye chauka jarur lekin ek aam human usse kya mukabla kar lega ye soch ke usne apne panje se mujhpe war kiya lekin maine uske panje ko aram se pakad liya aur use utha ke dur fek diya
Ye dekh ke wo bahut gussa ho gaya aur apna tailed beast bomb mujhpe attack karne ke liye tayyar karne laga
Lekin agle hi pal mai uske muh ke samne tha
Aur maine apni kick se uska muh band kar diya aur fir apne Rasengan se use knock kar diya jisse itna bada dhamaka huwa ki milo tak dhul udi thi
Fir jab wo 10000 fit ka fox behosh huwa toh maine use chu kar ek chote se doggy me badal diya aur apne ghar le aaya ab uska naam maine FOXY rakha hai
Sanju - bsdk kitni baar bola hai ki apni ye bakwas mujhe naa sunaya kar
Lodu kuch bhi bakta rehta hai
Mai - are sach bol raha hu
Sanju - bhakk chutiye bada aaya sach bolne wala chal nikal yaha se dubara dikhna mat
Mai - yaar chal mat maan teri marji chal chalke canteen me bredpakoda khate hai usdin khaya tha bada testy tha yaha pe
Sanju - ye dekho bhukkad ko ghar se kha ke aaya hai ab fir se bhuk lag gai
Mai - chal naa yaar
Use mai pakad ke canteen le jane laga
Wese maine bola tha ki mai ise apni sab bate batata hu lekin ye unko sach kabhi nahi manta
Abhi ham rasta parking se nikal hi rahe they ki itne me ek BMW car ne mujhe ek halki si takkar maar di aur mai girte hi behosh ho gaya...
Sanju - lo betichod abhi ye mujhe kisse suna raha tha ki ye ukhada wo ukhada aur jhant bhar ki takkar se behosh ho gaya
To be continued....
Mai kaun hu mujhe nahi malum
Matlab mera is janam me naam Akash hai
Isse pehle wale janam me ravi tha usse pehle wale me moti usse pehle Robert usse pehle Williams aur bahut sare janam they
pure 70567 naam yaad hai mujhe
lekin isse jyada mujhe un janam ka kuch yaad nahi hai
Ye kyu hai ye bhi nahi pata itna pata hai ki mai tab bhi sabse shaktishali tha aur ab bhi sabse shaktishali hu
Lekin mere paas kaun kaun si powers he ye mujhe nahi malum
Ha par mai kuch bhi kar sakta hoon ye mujhe malum hai
Kabhi kabhi sochta hu toh aisa lagta hai ki shayad ye koi curse hai ya kuch aur hai
Mujhe mera toh pata hai lekin us life me meri family kaun thi wo kaise they ye nahi pata mai kitne salo tak jinda raha ye bhi pata nahi kisse shadi ki koi aulade bhi thi ki nahi ye bhi nahi pata
Bas aisa lagta hai ki un sab life's me kuch adhura raha hoga tabhi mai baar baar janam le raha hu
Lekin wo kya hai wo bhi nahi malum ye mere sath kyu ho raha hai nahi malum kya kisi ne aisa kiya hai?
Ya mujhe meri life me kuch milne tak aise hi baar baar janam lena padega? Ye bhi mujhe nahi malum
lekin mai ye sab jaan ke rahunga
Lekin Uske liye bhi mujhe abhi bed se uthna padega tayyar hoke niche jake breakfast karke fir college jana padega jo aaj se start hoga
Ye bhi kitna boring bhara kaam hai mujhe wo padhna padta hai jo mujhe pehle se pata hai
Lekin logo ko ye pata nahi chale is liye karna padta hai
Logo ko kya khud meri family ko pata nahi chale is liye ye karta hoon mai
Warna ye log pagal ho jayenge
Ha Pagal hi keh sakte hai jaise mere bachpan me huwe they jab maine family ke garibi ko dekhte huwe lagatar 2 lottery ke tickets jite they socha garibi dur ho jayegi toh puri family aram se jundagi gujaregi
Lekin iske baad jo huwa wo aap soch bhi nahi sakte pure family members ne lagatar mujhe 2 mahino tak torture kiya
Har roj kai sare tickets late aur mujhe unme se chunne padte
Sach bolu to wo mere life ke sabse boring din they
Mujhe jaan bujh ke galat tickets chunne padte taki unko yakin ho ki mujhme koi lottery jitne ki power nahi hai
Isse huwa bhi wahi jald hi gharwalo ko laga ki wo lottery maine aise hi tukke se aur luck ke wajah se jiti hai
Ha lekin tab se papa mujhse gussa rehte hai kyu ki wo dono tickets maine maa ko kharidne ko lagaye they aur fir mile paiso se sab property, company wagera maa ke naam se kharida gaya unke nahi
Jisse unko khud ki hi company me kaam karna padta hai wo bhi apni biwi ke niche
Khir ab mai kar bhi kya sakta hoon??? Isme kaun si badi baat hai bhala gharme bhi toh unko maa ki baate sunni hi padti hai office me suni toh kaunsa pahad tut pada??
Mom room me aate huwe - beta kab tak apne khayalo me gum rahoge chalo utho jaldi tumhara aaj college ka pehle din hai late ho jaoge chalo jaldi se tayyar ho jao
Ye kehte huwe unhone mujhe uthaya aur mathe pe ek kiss de kar chali gai
Mom wese mujhse bahut pyar karti hai iski 2 wajah hai
1 ki mai unki ek lauti santan hu
Aur 2 maine hi unko millionaire banaya hai
Wese unka naam Shalini hai
Aur papa ka naam vijay
Dada ka naam pratapsingh
Dadi ki death ho gai hai
Bade chacha ka naam ajay
Chachi ka naam shakuntala
Inke 2 judwa ladke hai sunny aur Vinny
Dada chacha chachi ke sath gaav me rehte hai jaha maa ki jo jsmin he uspe wo kheti karte hain
Khair ye tha family intro short me baki aate rahenge
mai tyyar hoke niche aaya toh maa aur papa pehle hi breakfast kar rahe they
Mai bhi unke sath baith gaya toh maid mere liye nashta leke agai aur maine bhi khana shuru kar diya
Wese aap ise nashta nahi keh sakte kyu ki mai auro se kuch jyada khata hu kuch 3-4 logo ka milake akela kha hi leta hoon
Papa - tum college kaise Jane wale ho
Mai - apni bike se papa
Papa - bike se kyu college wale bus toh de rahe hain na
Mai - ji de rahe hain lekin woh...
Papa - woh kya? Bike se awaragardi karna chahte ho hai na?
Dekho tum abhi college me gaye ho iska matlab ye nahi ki tum jo chaho wo karo
Tumhe yaha bhi padhai karni padegi aur is baar sirf 80% nahi chalenge tumhe 90% se jyada marks lane padenge samjhe
Maa - vijay marks ka thik hai lekin wo bike se hi jayega bus se Jane ke liye ab wo chota bachha nahi raha
Papa - lekin....
Maa thoda gusse se - maine kaha na
Papa - thik hai lekin agar isne kuch ulta fulta kiya toh dekh lena tum bhi
Maa - tab dekh lenge (mujhse) wese beta tumhare hostel room ka kya huwa?
Papa - hostel room? Ye kis liye chahiye tumhe?
Mai - ji papa wo.. Wo
Maa - hostels me ladke sab milke group study karte hai exam ke times me to is liye maine hi ise bola tha room lene ke liye yaha akele isse study thik se nahi hoti dosto ke sath man laga ke padhai karega aur apni overthinking bhi nahi karega
(ye subhah wali baat ke liye tha jab mai soch raha tha toh gharwalo ko lagta hai ki mai overthinking karta hu)
Papa - lekin shalini tumhe pata nahi ki hostels me kya kya hota hai bachhe kya kya karte hai
Maa - kuch nahi hota kya tum nahi rahe ho hostel me tum toh bade sharif they tab ulta mujhe hi aake tumhe propose karna pada tha
Papa - baat wo nahi hai mai kya keh raha hu ki....
Maa - tumhare kehne se kuch hone wala hai kya? Maine permission dedi hai use aur wo bas exams wagera ke time hi waha rahega bas isse jyada na mai kuch bolne wali hu aur naa sunne wali hu
Papa - ok tum jaisa bolo (aur mujhe kha jane wali najro se dekhne lage)
Khair maine apna nashta finsh kiya aur apna bag utha ke sab ko bye bolke bahar nikal aaya
Bahar garage se apni bike nikal raha tha toh mujhe khuch gurra ne ki awaj aayi dekha toh ye mera pet dog Foxy tha
Abhi kuch din pehle hi laya tha toh abhi bhi ukhda huwa rehta hai
Mai - bye bye Foxy aaj college ka pehla din hai toh mai jaa raha hu tum gharka achhe se dhyan rakhna
Ispe wo aur gurra ne laga aur mai apni bike leke sida apne dost ke ghar pahucha
Jaha wo mera bahar hi intazar kar raha tha
Maine use bike chalane ke liye di aur khud piche baith gaya
Usne bike sida ek pabwadi ke paas roki jaha hamne ek ek sigaret pi aur fir se chal pade
Sanju mere bachpan ka dost ise mai sab batata hu
Sanju - yaar Akki is baar shimla gaya tha toh bahut maza aaya tujhe bhi aana chahiye tha
Mai - mai bhi aana chahta tha yaar lekin wo papa
Sanju - haa yaar wo tera khadus baap pata nahi tere itna kyu piche pada rehta hai sala tujhe kahi aane hi deta is chakkar me tujhe puri chuttiya ghar pe bitane padi mai toh kehta hu tujhe usne ghar se bahar bhi nahi jane diya hoga
Mai - aisa nahi hai mai 1 din ke liye saudi arabia gaya tha tab bahut maza aaya aur waha se maine apne liye ek dog bhi laya udhar se
Ab tak ham college bhi pahuch chuke they ton usne bike park ki aur
Sanju - ek din ke liye? Aur wo kab?
Mai - Wo pichle mahine saudi me bada tufan nahi aaya tha kya usdin
Sanju - tab kyu?
Mai - are actually wo tufan nahi tha wo dusri duniya se aata tailed beast Nine Tailed Fox tha jo hamari duniya pe kabja karne aaya tha
Jaise hi mujhe uske aane ka ehsas huwa mai turant teleport hoke uske samne pahuch gaya
Mujhe waha aise achanak dekh ke wo ek baar ke liye chauka jarur lekin ek aam human usse kya mukabla kar lega ye soch ke usne apne panje se mujhpe war kiya lekin maine uske panje ko aram se pakad liya aur use utha ke dur fek diya
Ye dekh ke wo bahut gussa ho gaya aur apna tailed beast bomb mujhpe attack karne ke liye tayyar karne laga
Lekin agle hi pal mai uske muh ke samne tha
Aur maine apni kick se uska muh band kar diya aur fir apne Rasengan se use knock kar diya jisse itna bada dhamaka huwa ki milo tak dhul udi thi
Fir jab wo 10000 fit ka fox behosh huwa toh maine use chu kar ek chote se doggy me badal diya aur apne ghar le aaya ab uska naam maine FOXY rakha hai
Sanju - bsdk kitni baar bola hai ki apni ye bakwas mujhe naa sunaya kar
Lodu kuch bhi bakta rehta hai
Mai - are sach bol raha hu
Sanju - bhakk chutiye bada aaya sach bolne wala chal nikal yaha se dubara dikhna mat
Mai - yaar chal mat maan teri marji chal chalke canteen me bredpakoda khate hai usdin khaya tha bada testy tha yaha pe
Sanju - ye dekho bhukkad ko ghar se kha ke aaya hai ab fir se bhuk lag gai
Mai - chal naa yaar
Use mai pakad ke canteen le jane laga
Wese maine bola tha ki mai ise apni sab bate batata hu lekin ye unko sach kabhi nahi manta
Abhi ham rasta parking se nikal hi rahe they ki itne me ek BMW car ne mujhe ek halki si takkar maar di aur mai girte hi behosh ho gaya...
Sanju - lo betichod abhi ye mujhe kisse suna raha tha ki ye ukhada wo ukhada aur jhant bhar ki takkar se behosh ho gaya
To be continued....
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Love 1994 bhaiii love pahla bola ki purani life se naam ke alawa kuch nhi yaad... Fir padai pahla se pta hai kya ye yaad hai ya akash main power hai isliya usko sab pta hai 
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