Part 1
Lockdown jab se shuru hua hai tab se maa chudi hui hai. Maa aur papa ke bich ka jaghda khatam hi nahi ho raha. Rat hote hote hi na jane kya ho jata hai. Ma sahama sahama sa rahane laga tha. Kuch samaj me bhi to nahi aa raha tha ke karna kya hai. Ye ladai ruke hi na. Bahar kuch achhe se sunai bhi na de. Par aaj to had ho gai. Mummy bedroom se aise hi bahar chali aai . Ekdam gusse me
Mai sakpaka gaya ke ye kya hua. Maa bhi saham gai par fir andar se ja kar chaddar le kar aa gai. Mai dekh raha tha tv
Maa bra bhi shayad nikal kar aai thi. Aur papa andhere me muje dikh rahe the apna matha kutte hue ki kya ho raha hai us ghar me. Papa bhi bahar aaye aur ab jaghda shuru ho gaya drawing room me.
Papa: tum besharam ho gai ho aise chali aai koi sharam hai ke nai bachha 18 ka ho gaya hai ab pichle mahine kuch to lihaz rakho
Mummy: aap jao aur so hi jao kuch ho to nahi raha aur upar se mai kuch karu to problem
Papa: radha shhh chup karo kya bole ja rahi ho
Mummy: mat bulvao mujse kuch ja kar do jao ... Jao
Aur fir ladai shuru hui. Ab mai bhi lockdown ka mara tha mera bhi dam ghut raha tha upar se ye dono. Pagal ho jaunga. Maa bhi pata nahi kya kya le kar baithi thi... Mujse raha nahi gaya mai jor se chillaya
Mai: shut up dono. Kya laga rkha hai. Mai bhi hu ghar me lade ja rahe ho lade ja rahe ho. Birthday gaya 18 ka hua pagal kar ke mar dene ka irada hai kya?
Dono shant hue to fir maine mafi magi.
Mai: dekho lockdown se mai bhi thaka hu. Please aisa mat lado. Mai pagal hue ja raha hu.
Ab mummy ne fir se thoda gussa kar ke thodi si bat shuru kari. Jo kam ki thi
Maa: koi problem lockdown ki nahi hai. Problem tumhare papa me hai
Papa: radha
Maa: ho gaya hai bachha 18 ka. Ab khul ke bat karo to hi samasya ka samadhan hai
Mai: ek Minute mummy batao kya hua
Papa: tu chup baith tu chhota hai
Maa: wah ji wah mai kuch karu to bada ho gaya hai aur ye kuch bole to chhota ho gaya hai?
Ab isme to mai kya hi bolu? Maine chup rahana hi behatar smja
Papa: bolo sab ugal do. Mere khilaf jo bhi zahar hai ugal do
Maa: ha to bol hi dungi sun bete tere papa ka khada hi nahi hota. Pahale thakan ka bahana nikalte the ab to thakan kaha ho rahi hai bas khada hi nahi ho raha
Silence. 2 min ka silence. Mere samne aisi bat chhid gai thi ke ab iska koi ilaj nahi tha. Ab ye rollback bhi nahi ho skata tha. Lode lag chuke the aur muje ab sari bato ka pata chal chuka tha. Papa mummy ka muh daba rahe the ke mat bol radha mat bol par maa thi ke bole ja rahi thi jo mere samne nahi bolna chahie tha. Par papa ne thodi der bad har maan li aur maine bhi thoda khul ke bat kari to papa thode shant hue
Mai: papa please thik hai na baju wale ghar me bhi ye sab pata chale usse achha mujse discussion kar lo shanti mil jayegi samaja karo.
Papa: wahi to problem hai. Tere dosto ko bhi ye bat pata hai ke mai ab kuch nahi kar sakata
Mai: kya?
Ye meri hairani ka waqt tham kyo nahi raha. Kya ho raha mere ghar me.
Papa: tu nahi samjhega
Mai: ab to muje samajhana hi padega. Agar mere dosto ko pata hai. Wo muje kuch bole to muje pata hona chahie.
Ab ye meri ijjat par bhi to tha.
Maa: bata do sab kuch
Papa: thik hai jaisi tumhari marji
Fir papa ne muje bat karo ke maa papa ko dhokha deti hai. Mera school ka friend abdul se mummy ghanto bhar bate aur chats karti rahti thi. Abdul aur mai sath hi vade hue hai aisa bolu to koi problem nahi hoga. Par abdul? Usne to kai sare uske raz mujhse share kare the ye bat nahi kari? Par janne ke liye
Mai: to kya galat hai. Dost hai mera aise hi hoti hogi bat
Papa: nahi dekho kaisi pics bheji ja rahi hai
Iski maa ka saki naka. Maa abdul ko aise pics share kar rahe hai? Par wo 18 sal ka hi hai. Kitna chhota. Maa 40 ki hui hai. To maa bich me boli gusse me
Maa: muje sex chahie sex tum nahi de sakte to ye abdul bhi chalega
Papa: (gusse se) radha radha sharam karo bete ke umr ka hai wo. Bete ka dost hai uske samne to please hath jodta hu
Ab muje samjhdar ho kar bat karni padegi mahol aur kharab ho usse pahale
Mai: papa papa relax ho jao. Dekho mujse bat kar lo. Waise bhi muje sab kuch pata to chal hi gaya hai. Aap hi kahate the na ke waqt aane par aap mujhe sex education doge. Dekho aa gaya waqt. Chalo ab free mind kar lo
Mummy ne bat kati meri
Maa: ye kya dilayenge sex education. Khud to fail hai
Papa gusse me aane hi wale the ki maine use roka
Mai: papa papa relax pareshan lag rahi hai maa ab aap bolo hua kya hai
Maa se bat karne me bhi meri fat rahi thi. Ek to almost nangi thi