Part 15
maa bahar to aai par naye kapado ke sath
mai: maa aap pure kapade kyo pahan kar aai?
maa: are mai time me aa gai
mai: to devdas?
maa: devdas ne tabhi maal nikala jab dekha mai time me aa gai
mai: to tuje pata nahi hota kya ke tu kab time me aati hai?
maa: pata tha kal hone wali thi par aaj ho gai. ek din to upar niche hota rahata
mai: oh ho matalab aaj ki party gai rat ki
maa: are kya problem hai 3-4 din ki bat hai mai kaha bhagi ja rahi hu?
mai: to maa group me message aaya hai tu online to aa sakati hai na?
maa: ha par chut nahi dikha sakati. upar upar se
mai: tu bol de group me
to maa ne whatsapp dekha. sab log chahte the ki maa video kar ke solo sab ko entertainment kare. par maa ne kah diya ke uske period start hue hai to mamme dikha kar entertainment karegi. sab nirash to ho gaye khas kar ke abdul par koi option nahi tha. ek bar to socha bhi ke gand marne chut kaha chahie hoti par fir plan cancel hi kiya ke maza nahi aayega. par fir maa ne sab ka manoranjan 4 din ke liye video se live aa kar kiya roj subah ham dekhte ke maa lag jati sab ke muth marvane me. har roj naye naye kapade har time naye naye deep cleavage ke sath. bina galiyo ka din bhi suna suna lagne laga tha
ye dino me papa ka kam tha sara intezam karne ka, ki kis tarah se ham log hamare farm house par pahunche. ham log excited the usse jyada meri maa excited thi. ham sab ke plan ke hisab se thoda sa badlav tha. aur ham sab ek jagah raste par highway par ikkathe hone wale the. maa ne ye kapade pahane
papa: radha kapade to thik se pahan lo
maa: suresh ji randi ban ke ja rahi hu. chodne wale hai sab pure kapade kaise pahan sakati hu?
papa: par dihar to sahi sahi pahan lo. wo log waise bhi nikal denge
maa: par usse achha hai na mai aise hi aau
papa: building ke log dekhenge
maa: ha to kya usme lagna chahie sab ko ke mai hot hu
maa nahi mani usne wahi sadi bra hi pahane rakha. waise bhi kam ke alaya ghar se niklta kaun hai. lift me mai aur maa dono ek dusre ko kiss karte karte niche utre. lift me camera the par hame ghanta fark nahi pad raha tha.
papa: ye society ka video har koi dekhega
maa: bahut chinta karte ho. devdas ko bol diya hai sara recording nikal dega
papa: ha aur fir uske badale kya manga usne?
maa: ham jab ghum ke aayega to ek din uske room me chudne jana hoga bas
papa: tume to koi chodne wala mil jaye to kisi ki na raho
mai aur maa hasne lage. ham parking me pahunche
maa: suresh ji chalaie gadi
papa: ha to mai hi chalaunga. abhi ise kaha gadi chalana aata hai?
maa: aapko muje chalana bhi kaha aata hai? ab to aap driver hi raho. mai aur jagdish piche baithenge
mai aur mummy piche baithe aur car me hi chumma chati karna shuru kar diya. papa ki nai car thi MG jaha piche hamne janbujkar kala film lagvaya tha. ye to plan me nahi tha. par mano pahale se plan ho gaya tha. papa bane car ke driver aur mai bana papa ki biwi matalab maa ka driver. tay kiye hue shahar se dur aur farmhouse se karib 20km ki duri par sare mere 9 kutte kamine dost mera mask pahane hue intezar kar rahe the. sab ke pas apni apni bikes thi. papa ne halki se car dhimi ki aur sab log "kya hal suresh" kar ke puchne lage. papa ko pasand nahi aa raha tha par chara nahi tha. muskura kar mil rahe the sab se. mummy bahar nikal nahi rahi thi to sab piche ka darwaja khol kar khud hi maa se milne lage.
- kaisi ho jane man
- e sadi hata chhinal
maa: kaisi lag rahi hu mai?
- randi hai ek dam randi
- khada ho gaya mera to
maa: lao shant kar du
- idhar raste par?
maa: ha kya usme kya?
papa: ghar chalo shanti se maza karo
- suresh sahi bol raha hai. sikhte ja raha. koi na mamma to daba lu
kisi ne kiss kiya kisine mamma dabaya. maa ko highway par hi sab masti se chhu rahe the. par daud ke dimag me kuch aur tha.
daud: radha tum mere sath aa jao. aur tum log jao. ham dono pahunch jayenge
daud bolta to hamare me se kisi ki bolne ki himmat nahi hoti thi
papa: par daud
mai: puch nahi raha bata raha hu. radha aaja meri sit par
maa to turant car se nikli aur daud se chipak kar baith gai.
mai: to ham kya kare?
daud: aap log pahucho tab tak ham aa jayenge. 20 km hi hai jao na tum log
mai: daud ham sab ko dekhna hai kar kya raha hai tere dimag me kya hai
daud: aisi randi jaisi dikhne wali aurate meri KTM par thik lagti hai na ki car me
ha uske pas KTM thi aur khatarnak bike thi.
mai: KTM par to sadi bhi achhi nahi lagati to kya kare?
maa: badal lete hai
daud: to badal lo
danish: kya idhar par hi?
maa: ha to ab thodi ghar par jayenge. mai to ready hu
daud: thats like my good girl badalo.
maa: kya pahanu? mai waise jyada kapade lai hi nahi hu. aap log bol rahe the ke nangi hi rakhoge to fir kya lana
daud: bata kya lai hai
bich raste par highway par maa ne apana saman khola aur kapade dikhane lagi. ek ke bad ek reject kar ke hamne bike par achhe lage waise kapade nikale
papa: idhar nangi ho jaogi?
daud: tu uski na mat suna kar. nikal kapade
maa ne bina kisi hichkichahat ke kapade utar diye ek ne bra mang li. ek ne penty mang li aur daud ne sadi papa ko di. "pahan le ise sale har jagah pe muj lagata hai" aur maa nangi ho gai
pahale socha ki nai bra pahan le par kisi ke allow hi nahi kiya. aur maa ne fir bina bra penty ke kapade pahan liye
daud: suresh. aise pahanate hai kapade thik hai? aur ab tuje muje satik kar baithna hai. chal aaja
maa: par muje mutna hai
daud: sali mut ke nahi aa skati thi?
maa: ha par muje abhi mutna hai kya karu?
daud: nangi ho aur mut le aur kya
maa ne fir se kapade nikale. maa baith ne hi jane wali thi ke
- abe tu hamari tarah khadi khadi nahi mut sakati?
maa: kabhi koshish nahi ki
- mut khade khade
to fir maa ne khade khade mutna shru kar diya
maa to aise pro ho kar mut rahi thi ke ye to ye barso se kar rahi hai. par masti masti me ranbir ne maa ke abhi abhi pahane hue kapade mut ke niche dal diye. maa ke pair bhi gile hue sab thik karne me aur kapade bhi mut wale ho gaye. kyonki wo daud ke piche baithne wali thi.
daud: abhi tune sab gila kar diya nangi hi baith ja
maa: maine thodi kiya
daud: fir bhi nangi aa ja baith ja chal bahut chutiyapa ho raha idhar ab jate hai ek to lund fata ja raha
maa: yar aise mat kar idhar koi dekh lega
daud: ye lockdown hai meri jan aur ye raste par koi nahi dekhega. jo niklega wo khud apne me uljha hua hoga chal aa darling baith ja
mai: maa nangi hi to jana hai kaha koi tuje kuch galat kam karne ko bol raha hai
maa turant baith gai daud ke piche nangi hi. ye sab bike me aur mai aur papa piche piche car me. sab maa ko chalti bike me gand me mar rahe the, koi mamme daba raha tha. kya najara tha
kuch 30 min me to ham log farm house par pahunch gaye. jaha hamara security guard baitha hua tha. jo maa ko dekh kar hakka bakka rah gaya tha ke nangi hi aai hui thi. aaju baju sirf khet par farm house me andar ghuso to mano alag hi duniya. koi andar aa na paye aur koi bahar ja na paye. security guard par aamir tha. jo yahi rahta tha. 50 bighe ki jamin me koi kisi ko kat ke dafna bhi de to bhi pata na chale. jungle jaisa mahol tha. swimming pool internal game play house aur kheti bhi thi jisme kuch khas nahi ughaya tha is bar. 2 manjile ka ek side ghar banaya tha karib 200 var ka. aamir samaja tha ke hamare sath kuch hadsa ho gaya tha. aur ye bikers jo hai wo koi gang hai jo maa ko utha kar le kar aai hai to wo banduk le kar aa gaya.
maa: are relax amir yaha koi kuch nahi kar raha sab apni marji se aaye hai. chill. doodh piya aaj subah?
aamir: wo madam wo actually wo aap aane wale the...
to maa ne tuarant aamir ko apni chhati se laga diya aur aamir doodh pine laga.
- suresh tu davai laya hai na
papa: ha jyada doodh ki aur pregnent na hone ki
- hame ghanta farak nai padta ke wo pregnent ho ya na ho wo tu dekhega. par doodh jyada nahi nikla to tu aur gali khayega
tabhi maa ne aamir ko apne sine se alag kiya aur kaha
maa: tu bahut mahanat karta hai. jab bhi man kare mere pas aa jana ok? doodh tere liye hamesha khula rahega. agar mai so bhi rahi hu aur tuje dudh pina ho aur agar maine kapade bhi pahane ho to muje puchne bhi mat rukna ok? tu apne hisab se pi hi lena. bas andar ab koi aayega nahi aur jayega nahi.
aamir khush khush ho gaya tha.