Update 5 (College)
Mein; Are Api bs wo flow flow mein nikal gya
Nisha; Baat wo nhi yahan akeli mein nhi aur bhi gharon ke log Dekh rhy thy match sb tujhy janty hai jb wo baate bnaty toh gussa ati hai
Mein; Api Ap bhi nhi '' Kuch toh log kahenge Logo ka kam hai Kehna" Smjhti nhi bs
Nisha; Aj ke baad phir kabhi aiss khula khula gali diya toh khelna band kr dungi tera
Nisha Api se Jali kati Sun kr Muskrahta hua Fresh ho gya Ab krne ko kuch tha Nhi toh lg gy padhayi krne ....Raat ko khana khane ke baad so gya
Subah uth kr Fresh hone ke baad nashta Kiya usky baad Aya College Arman Gate pr khada tha
Mein; Kbse khada hai Bhsdk Mere liye toh nhi khada hoga Paka yakin hai mujhy
Arman; Tere liye kyu rukunga tu kiya Robert dawney jr hai Yahan toh Jannat hai bhsdk har tarf haryali hi haryali mujhy pehle yeh pta hota toh 10th mein hi College aa jata
Mein; Tharki lawde chal Jaldi Class ka time ho rha
Hm dono aye Class abhi teacher Koi nhi aya tha hm dono Ayaan aur Sam ke pass wali bench pr beth gye Ayaan Aur Sam Ko arman se milawaya Toh wo bhi khushi khushi milne lga jese bahut purani dosti ho
Khair Teacher bhi aa gyi Kamal ki khubsurt thi Ek Mastt chustt dress pehna hua tha usne jisme wo bahut zyada attractive lg rhi thi
Mene apni nazren board pr hi rakhi Jb Saari class ki trf nazeren ghumayi toh meri nazer arman pr padi Toh mere muh se hasi niklti niklti bachi
Mein; ( Arman ke kan ke pass mein) aby sharm kr mam ne dekh liya toh lg jayege tere
Arman; ( phusphusate hue) lag hi jane de aj ke baad iski trf koi mat dekhna Bhosdiwalo bhabhi hai tumhari
Mein; Aby Lawde wo kachi kali Tu kala kawa match hi nhi
Arman; Match Bane n bane mein bana kr rahunga
""Heyyy tum dono khade ho jao.....
Mam( Kalsoom) ne meri aur arman ki trf ishara kiya
Hm dono jii mam krte khade ho gye Kalssom ma'am Hmari Trf Aa gyi
Kalsoom ma'am; Yeh btao jo board pr likha wo mujhy ek hi baar mein smjhao
Arman se usne pucha Mene ek baar board ki trf dekha toh khush ho gya kyu ke yHi wo topic tha jo mene kal raat padha tha Khair arman ko jawab nhi aya mtlb ayega bhi Kaise lawde ne board ki trf dekha hi kaha tha uska Dhiyan toh Kalsoom ma'am ki trf tha
Kalsoom ma'am ; Mein Kbse khusar phusar sun rhi hun dhiyan kaha tumhara Niklo ab meri class se
Arman class se bahar chala gya Kalsoom ma'am ne Mujhse bhi wohi sawal dohraya jisko mene itna lamba chouda Samjhaya usky example diye Kalsoom ma'am kafi impress hui mere se aur shabashi deti hui boli aise dhiyan lga kr padho
Class khatam hote hi agla class free tha toh mein bahar aa gya arman ko Dhondta hua canteen mein pohncha Ayaan sam bhi usky sath bethe gape lga rhy thy mein bhi unke pass hi Beth gya
Arman; Acha yeh btao Tum dono konss sport khelte ho
Ayaan and sam; Cricket
Arman; batting ati hai ya bowling
Ayaan; Mein toh bowling acha kr leta hun Aur sam mastt batting krta Jahan hm rehte Wahan ke har tournament hmne hi jete hain
Arman; Wah bhosdiwalo hm dono bhi batting krte hain
Mein; (Arman ko dekhte hue) Tuk tuk lawda
Arman; muh kholte hi gatter hai tu
Mein; din mein 3 baar brush krta hun tu toh hafte mein ek baar bhi nhi krta Hoga Bakchod lawde
Arman kuch bolne hi wala tha Sam.bol pada
Sam; Tum dono kiya hamesha aiss hi ho ek dusre ki bezzti krte rehte ho
Arman; bezzati toh Faisal ke naseeb mein hai mein toh bs ek zarya hun
Mein; Kitna sada hua dailogue mara re taali bajao re Bhosdiwale chache ky liye.
Ayaan; Chup ho jao dono kitni galiyan bakte ho yrr
Khair uske baad kuch khas nhi Hua College ke classes lene ke baad aya ghr Fresh Hokr khane ki table pr betha hi tha Fiza Farha Aur Heer aa gyi
Heer : Hii Faisuu Bhaiya Kaise Ho apka college kaise chal rha
Heer ate hi mujhse lipt gyi jisper Farha Ke chehre pr gussa saaf zahir hone lga Fiza Farha ko apne sath kamre mein le gyi
Mein Heer ki masoomiyat ke Gote khate uske sath baate krn Wo bilkul masumiyat chul buli se baate kr rhi mere sath hi khana bhi kha rhi thi mene khana Finish krne ke baad Aya apne kamre mein Mobile lene ke baad bahr khadi bike leker nikal gya apne Dost Kashif ke Ghr Wo 2 saal baad aya tha school ke baad mene use nhi dekha tha Lkn Mein usky ghr jata rehta tha kyu ky wahan sb mujhy apna samjhty thy
( Kashif Dad Jamal age 48
Kashif mom Jamila age 44
Kashif Edler sister 22
Kashif age 20
kashif little sister Rani age 18)
mein pohncha Kashif Ke ghr bell bajane pr Rani Ne door open kiya Mujhy dekh Khush hokr mere gale lg gyi aur hath pakar andr Le ayi aur chila chila sbko btane lgi Faisu bhaiya aye hain uske chilane se Jamila aunty hall mein aa gyi
Jamila; ( Rani ki kan pakadti hui)badmash jaan hi Nikal di tune aise bhi koi bulata hai
Mein; Chorain aunty bachi hai abhi samjh jayegi
Jamila; bs yahi kr taal do 18 ki ho gyi lkn Akal rati bhar bhi nhi
Rani; Uffo Mamma Ap Bhi mujhy Kiya dant rhi faisu bhaiya se Chai pani bhi nhi poochi
Ye lgaya Rani ne tuka apne apko Ami ke aur dant padne se bachane ky liye jiska Asar sahi hua
Jamila; Shukar hai Yeh toh khiyal aya Use tum betho faisu beta mein bs abhi ayi
Jamila aunty yeh bol kr kitchen mein chali gyi
Pani pine ke baad mene jamila aunty se Zoya aur Kashif ka poocha toh Jamila Aunty ne bataya zoya apne saheli ke ghr gyi aur Kashif apne kamre mein so rha hai
Mein Pohncha kashif ke kamre mein Wo Pith piche krke apni gand Nikali hui thi usne ooper jisper mujhy shrart sujhi Aur diya Mene ek ghuma kr laat Kasif ki Gand pr jisper wo Chilata Hua uth gya ""Koun hai koun"
Mein; Tera baap Bhosdiwale chacha
Kqshif ne jb Mujhy dekha toh uska gussa ek pal mein rafu chakr ho gya wo Mere gale Lag gya
Kashif; Miss uh bhai sachi har waqt teri yaad bahut ayi mujhy
Mein; Toh aya kyu nhi Idhr bola tha idhr sath mein padhte nhi Tujhy toh Acp banne bhut sawar tha
Kashif; Kiya ata yrr jb aane ka socha toh dair ho chuki Thi khair kaisa chal rha sb Arman kidhr hai aur college
Mein; Sb set hai Arman ka nhi pta College toh sath mein tha usky baad ghr gya tha pta nhi khair chhor yeh bta ab yahi rahega ya phir wapis
Kashif; Nhi ab idhr hi rahunga Tere sath hi tere hi college
Mein; Kiya sach bol rha kiya
Kashif ; teri luli ki ksm
Mein; Luli nhi lula bol agr dikha diya na toh khade khade Peshab Kr diya
Kashif; Luli Hoti nhi khadi Baate badi badi
Mein; Sada hua Dailogue marna band kr Agr mene Teri Gand marna shuru ki na toh Silne ky liye steel ki stich lgwane padege tujhy
Kashif; Bhkkk bhsdk tu bahr chal mein fresh hokr ata khana khakr chalte hain arman ke ghr phir ground bhi kayi dino se nhi dekha wohi Chalege
Khane khane ke baad hm dono pohnche Arman ke ghr Wo hme bahar hi mil gya Usky chehere se pta chal rha wo sara din bahar hi rha Arman Bhi Kashif ko galiyan deta hua Mila Haal chaal ke baad Sb ek Chai ki tapri pr aa kr beth gye
Mein; Kaha se aa rha Hai bhsdk Jis trah se teri halt bta rhi hai tu aj bahar tha din bhar
Arman; (Udas hote hue) Han yrr mat puch kaha gya tha
Mein; Isme puchna kiya tu pakka gya hoga Us Ma'am ke piche dekh jhut mt bolna Lawda tharki
Arman; Bada Harami Hai tu ek minute mein pehchan gya Hn wohi gya tha usky piche
Mein; Bhsdk tere rag rag se waqif hu Bta bhabhi Kaisi hai
Ye baat mene thoda haste hue kahi kashif bhi maze lete hur hamari baate sun rha tha
Arman; Sbse pehli baat wo tumhari koi bhabhi nhi hai aur dusri Baat wo chalu aurat hai bc Sb pta kar liya mene usky baare aise thodi usky piche Latu hokr apna chutiya katwaonga
Mein; Mujhy pehle hi shak tha Usper lkn lawde tu toh use ankhon se chod rha tha Bta kiya Detail mili
Arman; Sun Jb College off hua toh mein Usky piche gya Wo pehle gyi ek Hamare teacher kiya naam hai uska Abbas iske ghr gyi jb mein wahan se Us ghr ki khidki se jhaka toh mastt chudai Live show dekhne ko mili Lkn Abbas Lawda Do minute mein phus ho gya aur Ma'am Pyaasi reh gyi Jispr usne Gandi gandi Galiyan Di Abbas Ko lkn kuch bhi kaho Yeh ladki hai toh lund ki pyaasi
Uske baad kuch khas nhi hua Shaam tk Dosto ke rehne ke baad ghr aakr khana khaya aur so gya