Update 96
Thodhi der baad flight take off kar gayi aur ham sab bhari man se ghar vapis aa gaye.
Ghar vapis aakar sab gumsum the aur apani socho me dubey hue the. Sab log thake bhi hue the tu yeh tay hua ki ab sab so jate hain aur baki sab batey subah karenge.
Sab apane kamre me chale gaye aur main bhi apane kamre me aakar bed par laita tu mujhe Rekha ke sath bithaye pichale kuch din yaad aane lage lekin thakavat ki vajah se aankhe bojhil hone lagi aur kab mujhe neend aayi kuch yaad nahi raha.
Subah uthakar thodhi exercise ki aur naha dhokar taiyar ho gaya, tab tak mom aur Neha ne nashta taiyar kar diya tha tu maine jaldi se nashta kiya aur college chala gaya. Aaj bahut dinon ke baad college aaya tha aur yaar dosto se mila aur college ka haal chal pucha tu unohaone batayaa ki exams aane wale hain. Maine attendance ka pucha tu mere dost ne kaha ki "yàar chinta na kar teri proxy lagwa di hai". Main usko Thanks bola aur kaha ki abhi kuch din aur aise hi chalega tu usne mujhe apane notes photocopy karne ke liye kaha aur ham vanha se canteen aakar kuch khaya aur main notes lekar vanha se nikal gaya.
Jaise hi bahar aaya tu Shayam ka phone aa gaya aur usne bataya ki Registry aaj hi ho jayegi, usne bataya ki 11 baje court panhuchna hai tu maine use kaha ki main use vanhi milunga aur fir main court chala gaya.
Shayam court me pehle se hi moujud tha aur sari kagji karyavahi karva raha tha. Jo stamp duty leni thi vo sab karwa chuka tha aur uske baad photo vagarah hue aur store ki Registry mere naam ho gai. Uske baad makan ke registry ke photo bhi hue aur makan bhi mere naam ho gaya.
Store aur makan ki chabiyan hamare hath aa gayi aur sabne mujhe Mubarakbaad di, maine store ke purane malik se request ki ki vo ek baar store par chal kar apane employees ko bol de taki unhe koi shock na lage. Meri baat sunkar vo kehne laga ki yeh sab usne pehle hi sab ko bata diya hai lekin fir bhi hamare kehne par vo hamare sath dukan par aaya aur usne sabko bulakar mera parichay karwaya tu sabne mujhe Mubarakbaad di tu Maine unhe dhanayavad kaha aur purane malik ka bhi ek baar firse dhanayavad kiya aur sab employees ko 15 minute baad aane ke liye kaha aur main Shayam ke sath cabin me aa gaya aur Shayam ko jaruri instructions dene laga.
Uske baad sabhi employees vapis aa gaye tu maine sab ko kaha ki "Main aap sab ko jis bhi salary par kaam kar rahe the usi par rakhte hue aap sab se Imandaari, lagan aur kadi mehanat ki aapeksha rakhta hu, agar aap me se koi kuch kehna chahta hai tu abhi keh sakta hai, anaytha aap ek ek karke akele me keh sakte hain" Koi bhi bina kuch bole chale gaye tu mujhe kuch ajib sa laga tu maine Shyam ko pata karne ke liye kaha.
Abhi main koi aur baat kehta ek salesgirl andar aayi aur kehne lagi "Sir, mujhe aapse akele me baat karni hai". Maine Shyam ko bahar bhej diya aur usse kaha ki ab batao
Vah salesgirl jo ki 22-23 sal ki hogi, uska naam Seema tha aur vo BA pass thi, usne bataya ki "sahab ham logo ki salary bahut kam hai, isliye koi bhi dil se kaam nahi karta hai, hamne pehle wale sahab se kaha tu unohone kaha tha ki agar kaam karna hai tu karo nahi tu jao, lekin salary nahi badegi"
Maine usse bakiyo ke bare me bhi jankari li aur use bahar bhej kar ek ek ko bulwakar puchtach ki aur fir sari jankari jutane ke baad maine sabko bulwaya aur sab ko bola "Aap sab ki salary aaj se badayi ja rahi hai aur salary ke sath sath sales ka 1 percent aap sab me baant dunga, isliye aaj se balki abhi se isse apna store samajhkar kaam karo aur sales ko badane ke liye munhe apane sujhav aaj sham tak nahi tu kal tak de de. Agar kisi ko koi bhi taklif hoti hai tu Shyam se baat kar sakte hain aur agar jaruri hai tu seedha munhe bhi phone kar sakte hain." Meri baat sunkar sab khush ho gaye aur taliya bajane lage.
Fir vanha se main Shyam ke sath us makan par gaya aur ander se dekha tu vo do manjila acha khasa bungalow tha, Shyam ki usme kya kya karna hai kehkar main bahar aa gaya aur fir ghar ki aur chal pada.
Ghar panhuchne par dekha ki Neha aur Mom drawing room me baithkar gappe mar rahi thi tu Mujhe dekhkar donon hi Khushi ka thikhana nahi tha. Donon mujhe bade hi pyar se dekh rahi thi tu maine pucha ki "kya hua"
Donon ek sath bol padi "Khana khaoge?"
A: kyoun nahi, lekin ek bar khanuga, do baar nahi, ab aap donon me se decide karlo ki koun khilayega.
Fir se donon ek sath bol padi "donon milkar ek baar khilayenge"
A: Main tu aap donon se alag alag khanuga, ikkathe thodi maza aata hai (Meri baat ka dusra matlab nikalkar Neha sharmane lagi)
N: aaj tu main hi khilaungi
A: sochlo fir na kehna ki taklif hoti hai
N: nahi kanhugi, agar taklif hogi tu fir Masi hai na
A: ab Masi ko kyoun beech me le aai, khud me dam nahi hai.
N: dam kyoun nahi hai, lekin tumhari bhookh hi itni jayada hai vo tu mom hoti thi tu khila deti thi, lekin koi baat nahi abki kuch kuch masi khila dengi
AM: haan, haan tum donon shuru karo, main garam garam rotiyan sek deti hu
N: Masi, aap baitho, main sek kar lati hu
A: aap donon ek hi baar me bana lao, fir sab ikkathe hi khayenge
Meri baat mankar vo donon kitchen me chali gayi aur main vanhi baith kar Rekha ko yaad karne laga ki kanha tak panhuch gayi hogi? Mujhe uski pichle dinon me aadat pad gayi thi, isliye uski yaad kuch jayada hi tadpane lagi thi, llekin apane manobhaavo ko apane chehre par nahi aane diya nahi tu Mom ko tu pehle se hi kafi shaque ho chuka hai jo yakin me badal jata.
Thodhi der baad vo donon garam garam rotiyan sek kar le aaye aur dinning table par khana khane baith gayi.
Mere sath vaki chair par Mom baithi thi aur samne Neha baithi thi. Jaise hi khana khane lage tu maine Neha ki taraf dekhkar aankh maar di, jisse vo gussa bhi dikhane lagi aur sharma bhi gayi ti maine aankhe neeche karke khana khane laga aur un donon ko aisa lag raha tha ki main bilkul gumsum hokar sharafat se khana kha raha hu, lekin unhe kya pata tha ki maine neeche se apane pair ko table ke neeche se dhire se Neha ki nangi tang par ahista se rakhkar firane laga tu vo chinhuk padi tu mom ne usse pucha ki kya hua tu usne ek baar meri taraf dekha aur fir apani jhemp mitate hue boli "kuch nahi masi"
Uski baat sunkar mera honsla badne laga aur maine apane pair ka dabav thodha sa uski tang par bada diya aur dhire dhire apane pair ko uski tang par chalane laga tu vo meri taraf dekhkar mujhe iltiza karne wale andaz me aankho ke ishare se request karne lagi ki main aisa kuch na karu. Ab aap hi batao ki agar ladki request kare tu kya ladke ko maan jana chahiye jab ki isme kitna maza aa raha tha kyounki uski makhmali tango ko chune ka aanand bhala main kaise chhod sakta tha. Aise hi ched chad karte hue khana khatam ho gaya lekin Neha ko chedne se mera man nahi bhara tha, lekin kya karte uthan tu tha hi.
Khana khatam karke mujhe chai peene ki iccha hone lagi ki tabhi mom ne pucha ki aaj kya hua tu maine kaha ki "aap chai ban do tu chai peete peete sab batata hu"
Mom meri baat mankar kitchen me chali gayi tu piche se Neha bartan uthane lagi tu main Neha ke piche se jakar uski kamar me hath daalkar usse chipak gaya aur uski gardan se baal hatakar uske gardan ke pichle hisse par apane honthon ko rakhkar chum liya tu Neha mujhse alag hote hue "kya karte ho, masi aa jayegi"
Tumhari Masi tu abhi chai banane me busy hai, tab tak aao na main apani girlfriend se pyar kar lu. Vo boli na baba na, main Masi ke hote hue koi risk nahi le sakti. Maine bhi ruthne ki acting karte hue kaha "Theek hai ghar me girlfriend ke hote hue bhi tarasana padta hai" Meri baat ka uspar pata nahi kya asar hua ki bo aai aur mere galo ko apane tapte hue honthon se chum kar jaldi se vanha se chali gai.
Udhar meri mom jiska naam Sarita hai kitchen me jakar chai banate hue sooch me padh gayi thi ki Amit aur Rekha ke beech kya chal raha hai. Soch me dubi hui jab chai bana rahe thi tu galti sai uska haath chai ki bartan bar pad jata hai or hath jal jata hai jisse uske cheekh nikal jati hai.
Cheekh sunkar Main aur Neha bhagte hue kitchen ki taraf jate hai.
Maine kitchen me dekha ki mom apne haath pakad ke khadi the, me daud kar mom kai paas jakar puccha
A: kya hua
AM: kuch nahi
(Mom ki shakal me pain saaf saaf dekhai de rahe thee, Meri nazar mom ke hath par pad chuki thi)
A: aapke hath me kya huya, dikhao to
AM: kuch nahi(pain wale aabaz se)
(Maine Mom ka dahine haath pakad liya or dekha ki, Mom ki uunglee me chale pad gaye the, garam bartan me padne kai karan)
A: yeh kaise hua
AM: me
(Mom kuch kahene he vali thi ki maine uske unglee ko apne munh kai aanddar le li or thanda karne ki koshish karta hu, Mom mujhe aayse dekh kar or kuch bol he nahi pati thode der or apne pyaar bhari nazro se mujh ko dekhte he raheti hai)
AM: chai ke garam bartan me haath lagg gaya.
A: aap ko dhayan dena chaiye tha mom,aap bhi jab dekhoo kuch na kuch soochti raheti ho or apne aap ko chot laga leti ho, aaysa kayse chalega.
(Main mom ko keech kar hall me le gaya or sofe mai baitha kar Neha se firstaid kit box lane ke liye kaha)
Neha jakar first aid box le aayi air maine tube nikalkar unki ungali par dheere dheere malham lagane laga aur jab thodha aaram ho gaya tu Neha se kaha "are bhai chai tu pila do aur haan dekhna jara dhayan se kanhi tum bhi apana hath na jala baithna"
Vo munh bana kar chali gayi aur fir chai banakar le aayi tu maine apane hathon se mom ko chai pilayi aur jabain chai peene laga tu mom ne pucha "bataya nahi kya hua"
Jab maine unhe bataya ki maine store aur makan kharid liya hai tu mom aur Neha bahut khush hui aur donon uthkar mujhse gale lag gai aur jor se mujhe jakad liya tu main apane aap ko duniya ka khush asib insaan samjhane laga ki do khubsurat mahilaon ne mukhe jakad rakha hai.
Thodhi der baad flight take off kar gayi aur ham sab bhari man se ghar vapis aa gaye.
Ghar vapis aakar sab gumsum the aur apani socho me dubey hue the. Sab log thake bhi hue the tu yeh tay hua ki ab sab so jate hain aur baki sab batey subah karenge.
Sab apane kamre me chale gaye aur main bhi apane kamre me aakar bed par laita tu mujhe Rekha ke sath bithaye pichale kuch din yaad aane lage lekin thakavat ki vajah se aankhe bojhil hone lagi aur kab mujhe neend aayi kuch yaad nahi raha.
Subah uthakar thodhi exercise ki aur naha dhokar taiyar ho gaya, tab tak mom aur Neha ne nashta taiyar kar diya tha tu maine jaldi se nashta kiya aur college chala gaya. Aaj bahut dinon ke baad college aaya tha aur yaar dosto se mila aur college ka haal chal pucha tu unohaone batayaa ki exams aane wale hain. Maine attendance ka pucha tu mere dost ne kaha ki "yàar chinta na kar teri proxy lagwa di hai". Main usko Thanks bola aur kaha ki abhi kuch din aur aise hi chalega tu usne mujhe apane notes photocopy karne ke liye kaha aur ham vanha se canteen aakar kuch khaya aur main notes lekar vanha se nikal gaya.
Jaise hi bahar aaya tu Shayam ka phone aa gaya aur usne bataya ki Registry aaj hi ho jayegi, usne bataya ki 11 baje court panhuchna hai tu maine use kaha ki main use vanhi milunga aur fir main court chala gaya.
Shayam court me pehle se hi moujud tha aur sari kagji karyavahi karva raha tha. Jo stamp duty leni thi vo sab karwa chuka tha aur uske baad photo vagarah hue aur store ki Registry mere naam ho gai. Uske baad makan ke registry ke photo bhi hue aur makan bhi mere naam ho gaya.
Store aur makan ki chabiyan hamare hath aa gayi aur sabne mujhe Mubarakbaad di, maine store ke purane malik se request ki ki vo ek baar store par chal kar apane employees ko bol de taki unhe koi shock na lage. Meri baat sunkar vo kehne laga ki yeh sab usne pehle hi sab ko bata diya hai lekin fir bhi hamare kehne par vo hamare sath dukan par aaya aur usne sabko bulakar mera parichay karwaya tu sabne mujhe Mubarakbaad di tu Maine unhe dhanayavad kaha aur purane malik ka bhi ek baar firse dhanayavad kiya aur sab employees ko 15 minute baad aane ke liye kaha aur main Shayam ke sath cabin me aa gaya aur Shayam ko jaruri instructions dene laga.
Uske baad sabhi employees vapis aa gaye tu maine sab ko kaha ki "Main aap sab ko jis bhi salary par kaam kar rahe the usi par rakhte hue aap sab se Imandaari, lagan aur kadi mehanat ki aapeksha rakhta hu, agar aap me se koi kuch kehna chahta hai tu abhi keh sakta hai, anaytha aap ek ek karke akele me keh sakte hain" Koi bhi bina kuch bole chale gaye tu mujhe kuch ajib sa laga tu maine Shyam ko pata karne ke liye kaha.
Abhi main koi aur baat kehta ek salesgirl andar aayi aur kehne lagi "Sir, mujhe aapse akele me baat karni hai". Maine Shyam ko bahar bhej diya aur usse kaha ki ab batao
Vah salesgirl jo ki 22-23 sal ki hogi, uska naam Seema tha aur vo BA pass thi, usne bataya ki "sahab ham logo ki salary bahut kam hai, isliye koi bhi dil se kaam nahi karta hai, hamne pehle wale sahab se kaha tu unohone kaha tha ki agar kaam karna hai tu karo nahi tu jao, lekin salary nahi badegi"
Maine usse bakiyo ke bare me bhi jankari li aur use bahar bhej kar ek ek ko bulwakar puchtach ki aur fir sari jankari jutane ke baad maine sabko bulwaya aur sab ko bola "Aap sab ki salary aaj se badayi ja rahi hai aur salary ke sath sath sales ka 1 percent aap sab me baant dunga, isliye aaj se balki abhi se isse apna store samajhkar kaam karo aur sales ko badane ke liye munhe apane sujhav aaj sham tak nahi tu kal tak de de. Agar kisi ko koi bhi taklif hoti hai tu Shyam se baat kar sakte hain aur agar jaruri hai tu seedha munhe bhi phone kar sakte hain." Meri baat sunkar sab khush ho gaye aur taliya bajane lage.
Fir vanha se main Shyam ke sath us makan par gaya aur ander se dekha tu vo do manjila acha khasa bungalow tha, Shyam ki usme kya kya karna hai kehkar main bahar aa gaya aur fir ghar ki aur chal pada.
Ghar panhuchne par dekha ki Neha aur Mom drawing room me baithkar gappe mar rahi thi tu Mujhe dekhkar donon hi Khushi ka thikhana nahi tha. Donon mujhe bade hi pyar se dekh rahi thi tu maine pucha ki "kya hua"
Donon ek sath bol padi "Khana khaoge?"
A: kyoun nahi, lekin ek bar khanuga, do baar nahi, ab aap donon me se decide karlo ki koun khilayega.
Fir se donon ek sath bol padi "donon milkar ek baar khilayenge"
A: Main tu aap donon se alag alag khanuga, ikkathe thodi maza aata hai (Meri baat ka dusra matlab nikalkar Neha sharmane lagi)
N: aaj tu main hi khilaungi
A: sochlo fir na kehna ki taklif hoti hai
N: nahi kanhugi, agar taklif hogi tu fir Masi hai na
A: ab Masi ko kyoun beech me le aai, khud me dam nahi hai.
N: dam kyoun nahi hai, lekin tumhari bhookh hi itni jayada hai vo tu mom hoti thi tu khila deti thi, lekin koi baat nahi abki kuch kuch masi khila dengi
AM: haan, haan tum donon shuru karo, main garam garam rotiyan sek deti hu
N: Masi, aap baitho, main sek kar lati hu
A: aap donon ek hi baar me bana lao, fir sab ikkathe hi khayenge
Meri baat mankar vo donon kitchen me chali gayi aur main vanhi baith kar Rekha ko yaad karne laga ki kanha tak panhuch gayi hogi? Mujhe uski pichle dinon me aadat pad gayi thi, isliye uski yaad kuch jayada hi tadpane lagi thi, llekin apane manobhaavo ko apane chehre par nahi aane diya nahi tu Mom ko tu pehle se hi kafi shaque ho chuka hai jo yakin me badal jata.
Thodhi der baad vo donon garam garam rotiyan sek kar le aaye aur dinning table par khana khane baith gayi.
Mere sath vaki chair par Mom baithi thi aur samne Neha baithi thi. Jaise hi khana khane lage tu maine Neha ki taraf dekhkar aankh maar di, jisse vo gussa bhi dikhane lagi aur sharma bhi gayi ti maine aankhe neeche karke khana khane laga aur un donon ko aisa lag raha tha ki main bilkul gumsum hokar sharafat se khana kha raha hu, lekin unhe kya pata tha ki maine neeche se apane pair ko table ke neeche se dhire se Neha ki nangi tang par ahista se rakhkar firane laga tu vo chinhuk padi tu mom ne usse pucha ki kya hua tu usne ek baar meri taraf dekha aur fir apani jhemp mitate hue boli "kuch nahi masi"
Uski baat sunkar mera honsla badne laga aur maine apane pair ka dabav thodha sa uski tang par bada diya aur dhire dhire apane pair ko uski tang par chalane laga tu vo meri taraf dekhkar mujhe iltiza karne wale andaz me aankho ke ishare se request karne lagi ki main aisa kuch na karu. Ab aap hi batao ki agar ladki request kare tu kya ladke ko maan jana chahiye jab ki isme kitna maza aa raha tha kyounki uski makhmali tango ko chune ka aanand bhala main kaise chhod sakta tha. Aise hi ched chad karte hue khana khatam ho gaya lekin Neha ko chedne se mera man nahi bhara tha, lekin kya karte uthan tu tha hi.
Khana khatam karke mujhe chai peene ki iccha hone lagi ki tabhi mom ne pucha ki aaj kya hua tu maine kaha ki "aap chai ban do tu chai peete peete sab batata hu"
Mom meri baat mankar kitchen me chali gayi tu piche se Neha bartan uthane lagi tu main Neha ke piche se jakar uski kamar me hath daalkar usse chipak gaya aur uski gardan se baal hatakar uske gardan ke pichle hisse par apane honthon ko rakhkar chum liya tu Neha mujhse alag hote hue "kya karte ho, masi aa jayegi"
Tumhari Masi tu abhi chai banane me busy hai, tab tak aao na main apani girlfriend se pyar kar lu. Vo boli na baba na, main Masi ke hote hue koi risk nahi le sakti. Maine bhi ruthne ki acting karte hue kaha "Theek hai ghar me girlfriend ke hote hue bhi tarasana padta hai" Meri baat ka uspar pata nahi kya asar hua ki bo aai aur mere galo ko apane tapte hue honthon se chum kar jaldi se vanha se chali gai.
Udhar meri mom jiska naam Sarita hai kitchen me jakar chai banate hue sooch me padh gayi thi ki Amit aur Rekha ke beech kya chal raha hai. Soch me dubi hui jab chai bana rahe thi tu galti sai uska haath chai ki bartan bar pad jata hai or hath jal jata hai jisse uske cheekh nikal jati hai.
Cheekh sunkar Main aur Neha bhagte hue kitchen ki taraf jate hai.
Maine kitchen me dekha ki mom apne haath pakad ke khadi the, me daud kar mom kai paas jakar puccha
A: kya hua
AM: kuch nahi
(Mom ki shakal me pain saaf saaf dekhai de rahe thee, Meri nazar mom ke hath par pad chuki thi)
A: aapke hath me kya huya, dikhao to
AM: kuch nahi(pain wale aabaz se)
(Maine Mom ka dahine haath pakad liya or dekha ki, Mom ki uunglee me chale pad gaye the, garam bartan me padne kai karan)
A: yeh kaise hua
AM: me
(Mom kuch kahene he vali thi ki maine uske unglee ko apne munh kai aanddar le li or thanda karne ki koshish karta hu, Mom mujhe aayse dekh kar or kuch bol he nahi pati thode der or apne pyaar bhari nazro se mujh ko dekhte he raheti hai)
AM: chai ke garam bartan me haath lagg gaya.
A: aap ko dhayan dena chaiye tha mom,aap bhi jab dekhoo kuch na kuch soochti raheti ho or apne aap ko chot laga leti ho, aaysa kayse chalega.
(Main mom ko keech kar hall me le gaya or sofe mai baitha kar Neha se firstaid kit box lane ke liye kaha)
Neha jakar first aid box le aayi air maine tube nikalkar unki ungali par dheere dheere malham lagane laga aur jab thodha aaram ho gaya tu Neha se kaha "are bhai chai tu pila do aur haan dekhna jara dhayan se kanhi tum bhi apana hath na jala baithna"
Vo munh bana kar chali gayi aur fir chai banakar le aayi tu maine apane hathon se mom ko chai pilayi aur jabain chai peene laga tu mom ne pucha "bataya nahi kya hua"
Jab maine unhe bataya ki maine store aur makan kharid liya hai tu mom aur Neha bahut khush hui aur donon uthkar mujhse gale lag gai aur jor se mujhe jakad liya tu main apane aap ko duniya ka khush asib insaan samjhane laga ki do khubsurat mahilaon ne mukhe jakad rakha hai.
