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Wowwwwwwww....Update 99
S: are bhai abhi abhi tu hamne dosti ki hai aur ham sab ka ek dusre per adhikar hai aur ham jo chahae kar sakte hai, isliye koi takaluf nahi, bas maze lo
Neha aage badkar Mom ka hath tham leti hai aur usko ek bharpur chumban dete hue kehti hai "Masi, aap meri dost bani, yeh meri khushkismati hai aur mujhe aapse bahut kuch seekhna hai"
S: Dekho Neha, jab ham dost ho gaye hain tu yeh 'Masi' nahi chalega, pehle hi iss bare me baat ho chuki hai ki dost sirf dost hotey hai, rishtedari nahi nibhani
N: aisa kaise ho sakta hai, agar main aapko Masi kehkar sambhodhit nahi karungi tu kya kehkar bulaun
S: Pehle tu yeh decide karo ki tum mujhe apana dost manti ho ki nahi
N: isme tu koi sochane wali baat hi nahi hai
S: tu fir dosti ke alava koi rishtedari nahi
N: Fir ham ek dusre ko kaise bulaunge
S: jaise ek dost dusre dost ko bulata hai
N: Matlab
S: bilkul sahi soch rahi ho, dist aapas me ek dusre ko naam se bulate hain, na ki rishto se
N: Iska matlab ab Bhaiya bhi aapko Mom ki bajaye aapke naam se bulayenge
S: dekho agar dost banna hai tu fir pehle tu apane man se bhaiya aur Masi ko nikal do aur agar Amit ko bhi dost banana hai to fir use bhi Mom aur behan ko bhulna padega
N: yeh tu badi mushkil me daal diya aapne
S: dosti ke liye thodha bahut tu sacrifice karna hi padta hai
A: (Mom ki aankhon me jhankate hue) Mom yeh aap kya keh ranhi hain, kya ham apane rishton ko bhul jayen
S: Yes, agar dost banna hai tu bhulna hi padega
A: Lekin dosti ke liye rishton ko bhulane ki kya jarurat hai
S: dekho agar ham rishton me bandhe ranhege tu ham ek dusre se sankoch karenge aur enjoy nahi kar payenge
A: kyon sankoch karenge
S: Yeh batao ki kya tum kabhi apani behan ya mom ke sath khul ke hansi mazak kar sakte ho
A: kyon nahi
S: maine puchha hai ki khul ke, matalb khul ke. Dekho jaise ek dost dusre dost ko gale lagata hai, yanha vanha hath laga deta hai, kaisi bhi khulkar baat kar leta hai, kya tum apani mom ke sath kar sakte ho
Main soch me pad gaya aur sochane kaga ki Mom keh tu sahi rahi hain lekin iss sab ke pichhe mom ka maksad kya ho sakta hai
Mujhe socho me khoya dekhkar Neha ne mujhe hilaya aur kaha "Bhaiya, Masi theek hi keh rahi hain, hame agar khulkar jeena hai tu baki sab bhulna padega"
A: Ekdam se kaise bhul jayenge aur dusri baat kya yeh yanhi tak hain jab tak ham party kar ranhe hai ya isse aage bhi badhayenge
S: Yeh tu ham sab par nirbhar karta hai
N: Mushkil tu hai, lekin agar enjoy karna hai tu fir hame masi ki baat manani padegi
S: No masi
N: Thodha time tu do
S: No, now or never
N: Yaar badi kadak dost ho, abhi tu aap keh rahi thi ki ham sab enjoy karenge, lekin aap tu hukum suna rahi ho, jaise ki ham aap ke aadhin ho
S: are nahi nahi aisa bilkul nahi hain vo tu maine dosti ke hak se kaha tha, agar pasand nahi hai tu main nahi kanhungi
N: kyoun nahi kanhegi, aap ko sare hak hain
Mom ne khush hote hue Neha ko apane paas bulaya aur apani banho me bhar liya tu donon ke jism ek dusre se bhid gaye, donon ke uroj ek dusre ke urojon me kuchal se gaye aur vo aapas me apane galo ko ragad rahi thi.
Yeh drishya dekhkar maine kaha "yeh tu bahut nainsafi hai kyonki do dost tuil gaye aur ek ko akele chhod diya"
Mom ne apani ek baju ko khali karte hue mujhe bhi apani banh ke ghere me le liya tu maine bhi apani banhe khol kar donon ko apani banho me samet liya aur apane galo ko mom ke galon se ragad diya aur fir apane honthon ko unke naram naram mehakte hue gulabi galo par rakhkar chum liya jisse mom ko nasha sa chhane laga aur kehne lagi "Amit yeh kya kar rahe ho, sharam nahi aati apani mom ke sath aisa karne se'
A: (muskarate hue) Upadesh dena bahut aasan hai lekin usper amal karna bahut mushkil hai. Abhi thodi der pahle aap Neha se keh rahi thi ki dosti me rishton ko bhulane se enjoyment jyada hota hai aur ab aap hi rishta nikal ranhi hain
S: Tum sahi keh rahe ho, ekdam se rishta bhul jana mumkin nahi hota lekin ham sab yeh koshish karenge ki rishton ko bhul kar sirf aur sirf dosti nibhayenge
A: Aap tu badi hain jab marni hame dant dengi aur ham tu kuch bhi nahi kar payenge.
S: agar aisi baat hai tu dosti me bada chota khatam karte hain aur ham sab barabar hain aur ab se ham ek dusre ko unke naam se.bulayenge
A: Idea tu accha hai lekin yah kar pana ham donon (mere aur Neha) ke liye utna aasan nahi hain
S: kyoun mere liye mushkil nahi hoga
A: (ha...ha....ha) aap tu hame hamare naam se hi bulati hain, jabki main aapko Mom aur Neha Masi kehti hai aur iss bechari ke liye tu sabse jyada mus6 hai kyonki yeh tu mujhe bhi naam se bulane me sharmayegi kyounki yeh mujhe bhi "Bhaiya" keh kar bulati hai
N: bechari kisko bola, main tu aapko abse 'Amit' kehkar hi bulaungi
A: Ab masi ko unke naam se bulakar dikhao
N: yeh main dekh lungi, mujhe kisi ko prove nahi karna hai, waqt aane par main apane hisab se jo man karega bulaungi
A: yeh tu cheating hai
N: kaise
A: hamari dosti me rishta nahi hoga
N: theek hai, main apane hisab se bulaungi, main inko 'Sakhi' kehkar bulaungi
A: yeh tu tumne fir rishta jod liya
N: kaise
A: Sakhi kehkar
N: dost ko sakhi bhi kehte hain aur hamara jab rishta dosti ka hai tu sakhi kehne me gurej kaisa
A: Very samart, tum donon ka tu kaam aasan ho gaya lekin mujhe fansa diya,ekin koi baat nahi ham fans kar jo maza denge na vo tum donon yaad rakhogi
N: Vo kaise
A: Tum inhe sakhi bulaougi tu main bhi àap donon ko sakhi hi bulaunga kyonki friend ko sakhi bhi kehte hain
Donon ek sath boley 'Hame manzur hai"
A: tu sakhiyon itni dur kyoun baithi ho, najdik aao aur apana apana jam khatam karo.
Neha uthkar fir vapis mere dayen taraf aa gai tu main beech me aur mere donon taraf hassen mahilaon ne sthan le liya. Maine donon ke jam uthakr unke kandhon se hotey hue un donon ko apane se chipka kar unke munh se jam lagakar unhe josh dilaye hue unka peg dheere dheere khat karwa diya aur beech beech me snacks bhi un donon ke munh me dalta raha, sach bataun tu unko jam pilate hue unke jismo ki ragad, unke jismo se uthane wali suhandh aur un donon ki jawani ke nashe ne meri sochane samjhane ki shakti ko khatam kar diya tha ti main beech beech me un donon ke gaalon ko sea deta tha.
Un donon ka jam samapt honey par maine unke jamo ko fir se bhar diya aur fir se jam un donon ke munh se lagakar unhe chuskiyan dilata raha aur bade pyar se unhe kuch na kuch khilakar busy rakha aur unhe pata nahi lagne diya ki main in donon ko tu jam pila raha hu lekin khud nahi pi raha hu, parantu main acting aise karta raha jaise ki mujhe chadh rahi ho.
Do do peg unke gale se neeche utarne ke baad tu un donon par achha khasa sarur chadhane laga tu maine apane jam.ko bhi un donon ko bari bari pila kar unke pait me utar di
Mom tu fir bhi kuchh aadi thi lekin Neha tu pehli aar pi rahi thi tu us par kuch jayada hi sarur chhad gaya aur vo washroom jane ke liye kehne lagi tu maine kaha ki 'chale jao'
N: sath chalo na dost
A: Okay, tum khadi ho jao main sath chalta hu
Neha khadi hui aur chalane lagi tu sarur ki vajah se ladkhada gai tu maine use jaldi se tham liya lekin issme mera hath iske sanyre jaise uroj par paf gaya tu maine bhi usko chhu kar uska muyana kar liya. Yeh hua tu fraction os seconds me.tha lekin utani der me pata lag gaya ki Neha ke uroj bahut hi naram aur tane hue hain, bo sach me jab dabawayegi tu bahut maza denge.
Main usko pakad kar washroom tak le gaya aur pure raste voere upar ladi hui thi, mera ek hath uske nange pait par tha aur dusre se maine uski bazu ko rham rakha tha. Chalte hue uska sharir mere sharir se gharshan kar raha tha aur vo puri tarah se mere upar ladi hui thi aur mera man usko puri tarah nichodane ka kar raha tha lekin apane upar control karna pad raha tha kyonki mom bhi hamare sath thi. Washroom tak jakar usko anadar jane ke liye bola tu bo mujhe sath chalane ke liye kehne lagi, dil tu mera bhi kar raha tha lekin dimagh rok raha tha. Vanha par paas me jati hui ek waitress ko maine situation samjhai tu vo kehne lagi "Sir you please don't worry, I will take care of her" kehkar vo use washroom me le gai.
Main bahar wait karya raha aur kuch der baad jab vo aai tu aate hi mere gale lag gai aur mujhe apani banhon me bharkar mere galo par apane tapte hue honth chipka diye aur uski chachiya meri chaudi chhati me dhans gai lekin use tu koi hosh hi nahi tha, bo tu apani aaidiyoun par khade jokar mere galo ko chume hi ja rahi thi aur apana pyar pardarshit kar rahi thi, lagata hai chemhange ne uski sharam ko khatam kar diya tha, main badi mushkil se use apani table tak lekar aaya aur use jaise hi baithaya tu usne apani dono bajuono ko mere gale me dalkar mere galo par apane honthon se chatane lagi, jisse dekhkar mom bhi meri taraf khisak kar aa gai aur unhone bhi mere dusre gaal par apane surkh honthon ko chipka diya.
Do do swarag se utari apasaraon me do taraf se mujh par hamla kar diya. Main soch me pad gaya ki yeh kya ho raha hai kyonki main jab washroom gaya tha tu mom tu theek thak thi, inhe kya ho gaya hai. Meri naise hi champagne ki bottle per najar padi tu Maine dekha ki botal teen chauthi khatm ho chuki thi jiska matlab yah tha ki mum ne hamare jaane ke bad kam se kam do peg aur liye hain, isliye Mom ke upar bhi surroor kafi chadh chuka tha.
Jab mom mujhe mere galo ko chum aur chaat rahi thi tu bekhayali me uski saadi ka palu uske.urojo se hat gaya tha tu kya bataun dudh me sindoor miley hui rangat ke urojon ka upari hissa nazar aane.laga joki bahut ho sexy lag raha tha. Un urojon aur unke beech ki ghati nazar aane lavi tu Mujhe unko dekhkar Rekha ki yaad aane lagi aur mere man me kuch kuch honey laga
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