Yr ye hero kya apni se gussa h kyaphir mehndi mi radha ne mera naam kapahela axer R likhwa diya
Sub aurto ne apni apni mahendi ko lagwa diya meri bahno ne bhi mahendi lagwayi
Radha ki mehndi to khil rahi thi
Radha apne hatho se dil banakar mujhe dokha rahi thi
Mine bhi aankh maar di
Phir mi our mera dost ghumne nikle gaav mi
Mera dost bola yaar bhabhiji khubsurat hai kaha se mili
Raj : yaar mere saamne ke gher mi rahti hai
Dost : unka sirf bahen our jijaji hi hai
Raj : ha yaar
Dost : or teri mom ded
Raj : who yaar usa hai who nahi chahte ki hamari saadi ho to sudha anti ne ye saadi karvane mi hamara sath diya
Dost : mom ko to aap dono ki jodi bahot aachi lagti hai
Raj : ji
Dost : to hame kal saadi ki taiyari karni hai
Raj : sudha anti ne sub taiyar kiya hai subha radha to taiya karne beauty parlour wali ludkiya aa jayegi who radha ko taiyar karegi
Sham ko 12 baje saadi hogi
Dost : ok thik hai well done
Phir hum log wapis apne room mi aa gaye tabhi
Papa ka phone aa gaya
Papa : kaise ho raj
Raj : thik hu papa
Papa : teri maa kaha hai baat karni hai
Raj : papa who …..
papa : bolo raj
Raj : who hum gaav mi hai jaha mashoor kali maa ka mandir hi darshan karne aaye hai
Papa : ah ah to tumhari mom ka phone nahi lag raha
Raj : who to bahar gumne gai hai mere dost ki mom our bhabhi ke sath
Papa : to sub thik hai na teri bahne kya kar rahi hai
Raj : sub thik hai
Papa : mi agle hafte Bangalore aa raha hu
Raj : thik hai papa…. maan mi
(Ab kya batau ke aap jub gher aayenge to aapki biwi meri biwi ban chuki hogi)
papa : ok bye maa se baat karwana mat bhulna
Raj : ok ded by
Phir hum jub kamre mi pahochy to
Kamre mi saadi ke gaane chal rahe the our dance chal raha tha
Sari aurate radha ko chidha rahi thi ke saadi ke baad kya kya hota hai Radha sarma rahi thi
Phir mi bhi radha ko dekhta raha hamari nazare mili to kah rahe ho ki saadi ke baad to chudaai hogi our mi apni akho se kah raha tha ki
Teri aisey haalat karunga ki do din thik se chal bhi nahi payegi our tere tino ched mi mera hund dal kar chodunga meri rani tujhe mere bhacho ki maa nahi banaya to mera naam raj nahi …. Sali kutiya meri randi banaunga sali teri betiyan ka baap ban jaunga tujhe to mi teri sasural tere pahele pati ke bister par chodunga sali….