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Main (ek lambi saans lekar)- badi hi kamaal ki story thi aapki, or ye sherpratap ka kuchh karna padega.
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Dev Bhai- hmm... woh sab main aur pita ji dekh lenge,
tu bs chotti aur apna khayal rakh,
aur mann laga kar padhayi kar.
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Main- Woh sab baad me dekhenge,
abhi toh aap yeh batao ki, mujhe meri bhabhi ji se kab mila rahe ho?
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Dev Bhai- jab tu chahe mil le.
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Main- toh kal hi milte hain bhabhi ji se.
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Dev Bhai- chal thik hai,
kal hi mil liyo,
abhi jaa aur so jaa,
raat ke 3 baj gaye hain.
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Main- thik hai "Shubh-ratri"
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Dev Bhai- "Shubh-ratri"
ab jaa nahi toh kal time pe nahi uth payega.
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Main andar aaya, aur ek kaksh me jaake, Iron sokhne ka abhayash karne laga.
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ab pehle ek power toh sahi se istemal karna sikh lun bakki ki baad me dekhenge,
2 ghante abhayash karne ke baad,
maine snan ke liye apne kaksh ki taraf prasthan kiya,
Or snan karne ke baad main dhayan ke liye baith gaya,
lekin abhi maine apni purani shaktiyo pe hi dhayan diya,
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karib ek ghanta dhayan lagane ke baad,
mujhe aisa mehsoos huwa jaise koi mere kaksh ki taraf aa raha hai,
lekin abhi ek ghanta nahi huwa tha,
iss liye main apne dhayan me betha huwa apne mann ki ankho se dekhne ki koshish karne laga,
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jaise hi woh shaks mere khaks ke andar ghusa mujhe aise dhayan me baitha dekh ke Shocked ho gaya,
lekin iss se pehle ki woh sambhalta usse ek aur jhatka laga
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Main- Kya huwa gudiya?
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Urvashi- (sambhalte huye)-kuch nahi bhaiya, main toh aapko bulane aayi thi,
naste ke liye aur aapko aise dhayan me baitha dekh thoda jhatka laga.
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Main- (smile)- Kyun, tumhe jhatka kyun laga, mujhe dhayan me baitha dekh
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Urvashi- Woh pehle kabhi dekha nahi na iss liye chaliye jaldi se nasta kar lijiye.
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Main- tu chal main aata hoon thodi der me.
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Urvashi bhi bina kuch bole chali gayi,
aur main bhi 5 minute baad dhayan se uth ke taiyaar hone laga,
akhir naste ke baad bhabhi se milne jaana tha,
taiyaar hoke me neeche dining table pe aaya,
aur sab ko shubh-prabhat bola…
sabne mujhe bhi shubh-prabhat bola aur wapas nasta karne lage…
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nasta karte huye
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Jorawar-(Mujhse) Beta sab thik tarah se ho gaya na,
wahan pe koi dikkat toh nahi huyi?
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Main- Nahi pitaji, koi dikkat nahi huyi,
sab thik tarah se ho gaya.
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Jorawar- (Urvashi ko dekhte huye) Yeh pareshan toh nahi kar rahi tujhe beta?
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Main kuch bolta uss se pehle hi Urvashi bol padi-
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Urvashi-(natak karte huye)- Aapko aisa kyun lagta hai,
ki maine bhaiya ko tang kiya hai pitaji
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Jorawar- Arre beta, main toh majak kar raha tha,
chal yeh sab chhod yeh bata ki tune wahan kya kya kiya?
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Urvashi- pita ji, wahan na bahut badi badi imaarate hain,
aur wahan pe natak ko Cinema kehte hain,
jisse woh ek parde pe dikhate hain.......
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Aise hi jab tak nasta nahi huwa Urvashi sheher ke baare me batati rahi,
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sab ko naste ke baad maine Dev bhai ki taraf dekha aur chalne ka ishara kiya,
jis se unhone smile karte huye palke jhuka ke hammi bhari,
aur pitaji se ghoomne ki agya mangi,
pitaji ne bhi jyada kuch na bolte huye agya de di,
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aur hum dono uss jungle ke liye nikal gaye, jahan Dev bhai aur Niharika bhabhi hamesha milte the,
abhi hum phaunche hi the,
ki mujhe ek sundar si kanya aati huyi dikhi,
maine Dev bhai ki taraf dekha toh woh bhi uss taraf dekh rahe the,
Jiski wajah se main samajh gaya ki yeh koi aur nahi Niharika bhabhi hain,
aur itne main woh bhi humare pas aa gayin,
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unhone aate hi Dev bhai ki taraf dekh ke mushkuraya aur ek dafa meri taraf dekha,
Aur fir Dev bhai ki taraf dekh ke bolin-
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Bhabhi ji (Niharika)- Ji yeh kon hain?
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Iss se pehle Dev bhai kuch bolte main bol pada-
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Main(bhabhi ji se)- Bhabhi ji,
Inse kya puchti hain humse puchiye,
hum batayenge aap ko ki hum aapke ek-laute devar lagte hain,
aur naam hai "Ayush".
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Bhabhi meri baat sunke hasne lagi aur mujhse boli-
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Bhabhi- Lekin inhone toh kabhi mujhe aapke baare me nahi bataya.
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Main- Kyaaaaaa???
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Main dev bhai ki taraf ghur ke dekhne laga,
aur main unhe kuch bolta ki tabhi,
wahan 5 log aa gaye jinhe dekh ke lag raha tha ki woh kisi rajye ke sainik hain,
unhone aate hi bola-
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Sainik 1- rajkumari, aap yahan kya kar rahi hain??
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Bhabhi- kkuucchhh nnnahi hum toh aise hi ghumne ke liye bahar aaye the..
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Main- bhabhi ji, darti kyun ho main hoon na yahanpe,
ek kaam karo aap aur dev bhai baate karo aur main inhe sabak sikhata hoon.
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Meri baat sunke unmese 2 sainik meri taraf aane lage,
maine bhi unki taraf doud lagayi,
aur unme se ek ke pet me ghussa mara aur dusre ki ek ankh pe,
jis se woh dono thoda piche huye,
maine furti se apni kamar ke pass se apna chakku nikala,
aur usse ek sainik ke pet me ghussa diya, aur teji se nikal ke dusre sainik ki gardan me,
jis se woh dono wahi gir pade aur teji se chakku nikalne ki wajah se mere chehre pe khun bhi lag gaya tha unka.
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Udhar dev and niharika ki taraf
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Bhabhi mujhe itni furti se ladte huye dekh ke shock ho gayi thin aur Dev bhai bhi,
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kyunki unhone ab tak mujhe ladte huye nahi dekha tha,
phir bhi woh jald hi sambhal gaye aur Bhabhi ke paas jaa ke bole-
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Dev bhai (natkhat andaaz me) - Aji sunti ho...
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Dev bhai ke aise bolne ki wajah se Bhabhi ek dum se Shock se bahar nikli aur bolin-
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Bhabhi- kkkyaa bola aapne
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Bhabhi ke aise hakla ke bolne ki wajah se Dev bhai pet pakad ke hasne lage,
aur Jaise hi Bhabhi samjhi ki Dev bhai kyun has rahe hain,
toh bhabhi unke piche bhagne lagin aur dev bhai haste huye wahi pe ass paas bhagne lage,
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yeh dono toh aise hi masti karte rahenge chaliye hum wapis apne hero ke paas chalte hain
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Idhar
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main abhi unn do sainiko ko marke hatta hi tha,
ki unme se do sainiko ne mujhe piche se marne ki koshish ki,
lekin iss se pehle woh kuch kar paate,
maine piche mud ke unn dono ke pet pe ghusse mar diye,
aur iss se pehle woh pichhe hote maine dono ke sar par apni kohni se maara,
jis se woh dono wahin behosh ho gaye
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yeh dekh unka bacha huwa sathi dar gaya aur bhagne ki koshish karne laga,
lekin woh bhag paata iss se pehle hi maine apne chakku ko uske sar ka nishana lage ke uski taraf phenk diya,
jis se woh wahin khatam ho gaya,
aur phir maine bakki bache do logo ki gardan marod di jis se unki gardan ki haddi toot gayi,
aur woh dono narak ke liye nikal pade
To.. Be.. Continued
NOTE- (Sorry Bhai Log Delay Ke Liye, But Kya Karun Main Thoda Busy Tha)
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