Shandar updateUPDATE 13
Toh raat hui
main pahunch gaya
haveli
aur phir main neelam ke room mein ghus gaya
poora room saja hua tha
aaj meri aur neelam ki suhagrat jo thi
neelam dulhan bani bed pe baithi hui thi
main uske paas jaake baith gaya
aur uska ghunghat utha diya
neelam ki khubsurti dekhke main kho gaya
main apna hath uske hath pe rakh diya
woh apni najrein uthake mujhe dekhi
aur sharma gayi
main aage badhke uske maathe ko chum liya
main
yaar tum itni khubsurat kyun ho
neelam
aapko hi main khubsurat lagti hoon
main
kisi aur kyun lagogi
woh hans di
phir neelam ne doodh ka glass uthaya
aur mere taraf kar Diya
main uske hath se doodh ka glass liya
aur peene laga
aadha peeke main neelam ki taraf badha diya
woh ghabra gayi
main
are tum aise kyun dekh rahi ho
neelam
mujhe nahi pasand hai doodh
main
aisa kya
chalo main hi pee leta hoon
aur main poora glass khaali kar diya
neelam muskura di
tabhi room ka gate khula
aur payal andar aagayi
main
tum yahan kya kar rahi ho
payal
tumhein apni aankho se marta hua dekhne aayi hoon
main
sachmein
payal
haan
main chahti hoon ki tum tadap tadap ke maro
main
lekin kyun
neelam
tumhein nahi pata
main
ab main man ki baatein thodi jaan leta hoon
neelam
raksha didi yaad hai tumhein
main
kaun raksha
neelam
toh tumhein raksha didi yaad nahi hai
kameene
tumhari wajah se woh is duniya mein nahi hain
main
dekho yaar maine jiske sath bhi shaadi ki hai
un sabko jaanta hoon
lekin meri raksha naam ki koi biwi nahi hai
payal
didi yeh abhi tak mara kyun nahi hai
neelam
pata nahi
woh duniya ka sabse khatarnak zeher tha
main
tum dono paagal toh nahi ho gayi ho
kya hua hai tumhein
neelam
you bastard
main neelam ke baalo ko pakad liya
main
gaali nahi
main jitna pyar kar sakta hoon
usse buri tarah nafrat bhi kar sakta hoon
soch samajhke words use karo
aur main neelam ke baalo ko chhod diya
ab maine dhyan toh diya tha
ki payal ka ek hath peeche hai
aur phir usne mujhpe gun taan di
payal
wahan se hat jaao didi
neelam bed se neeche utar gayi
aur payal ke paas chali gayi
main
c'mon
yeh kya kar rahi ho
main aaj achche mood mein hoon kharab mat karo
warna dono ke chutad laal kar dunga
payal daant peeske reh gayi
aur phir usne goli chala di
goli mere maathe mein ghusi
aur sar ke pichhle hisse se
nikal gayi
aur main bed pe gid pada
payal ki aankho mein aansu aagaye
goli ki awaj sunke sab room ki taraf bhaage
aur kuchh der mein thakur thakurain dono room mein the
thakurain ne jaise hi mujhe dekha
uski cheekh nikal gayi
woh mere paas daudi hui aayi
thakurain rote hue
bhola kya hua bhola
payal
maa woh tumhara damad nahi hai
jo uske liye ro rahi ho
thakurain
yeh kya kiya tumne
payal
maine raksha didi ka badla liya
aur kya kiya
thakur ke man mein toh laddoo foot pada
kyunki ab woh azad tha
thakurain
tumhara dimaag kharab hai
neelam
bua aapko kya hua hai
aap kyun iske liye ro rahi ho
thakurain man mein
kyunki yeh mera pati hai
mera sab kuchh
isne meri jaan aur izzat dono bachayi
aur tabhi entry hui surajbhan ki
surajbhan shocked ho gaya
mujhe aise dekhke
surajbhan
yeh sab kya hai
neelam
papa maine raksha didi ka badla le liya
surajbhan
kaisa badla
neelam
isi kameene ki wajah se unhone sucide kiya tha
surajbhan
kya
yeh tum kaisi baatein kar rahi ho
uska accident hua tha
neelam
nahi papa
is kameene ne unhein pregnant kar diya tha
aur jab unhone isse shaadi ke liye kahi
toh isne unhein jaan se maar diya
surajbhan ne aav dekha na taav
maar diya
neelam ko thappad
surajbhan
tumhara dimaag chal gaya hai
paagal toh nahi ho gayi ho
yeh sab faaltu baatein tumse kisne kahi
neelam
maa ne
surajbhan
toh yeh baat hai
neelam
matlab
surajbhan
matlab yeh bewakoof ladki
tumhari mama ko bhola ne maara tha
kyunki woh ek number ka ghatiya insaan tha
aur us din se tumhari maa bhola ki jaan ko dushman ban gayi
usne mujhe bhi bhadkaya
taaki main bhola ko maar doon
lekin mujhe pata tha ki bhola ka main kuchh nahi bigaad sakta
isi liye usne socha ki bhola ki ek hi kamzori hai
aur woh hai uski biwi
toh usne tumhein apna mohra banaya
aur phir meri pyari bachchi
tumne apne hi hatho se apna suhaag ujaad diya
rehan
jeeja masti nahi
main ro dunga
main
abey saale thoda ruk jaa
thode aur maje le loon
dekhu toh yeh dono mujhse pyar karti hain ki nahi
rehan
jeeja tum ek number ke
main
saale tu mujhe gaali de raha hai
rehan
main kahan kuchh keh raha hoon
main
tune mujhe gaali di
thakurain ki ke kaano mein meri awaj padi
aur isse pehle woh kuchh bolti main uska hath daba Diya
thakurain muskura di
ab surajbhan ke khulase ne
neelam aur payal dono ko hila diya tha
neelam rone lagi
surajbhan
ab rone se kya fayda
yeh kya kiya tumne
payal ki aankho ke saamne bhola ka chehra aagaya
woh un palo ko yaad karne lagi
jo usne bhola ke sath bitaaye the
kaise bhola ne uski izzat bachayi thi
tabhi main uthke baith gaya
main
kaan mein dard ho gaya
sabki aankhein Chaudhya gayi
kyunki abhi thodi der pehle
mere maathe mein ek chhed tha
jo gayab ho chuka tha
neelam daudte hue mere paas aane lagi
main
wohin ruk jaao
ek kadam aage nahi badhana
behenchod agar mar jaata
toh tum apne sath sath
meri baaki biwiyo ko bhi vidhwa kar deti
aur tum
payal ghabra gayi
main
tumse toh kuchh kehna hi bekaar hai
jahannum mein gayi shaadi
main
rehan light off kar de
rehan
itni advance technology ko in faaltu kaamo ke liye use karne ko mat bola karo
main
saale abhi wahan aake tujhe pel dunga
kar jaldi
rehan daant peeske reh gaya
aur phir usne ek device ka button daba diya
jisse poore area ki light chali gayi
main thakurain ko apni baaho mein le liya
aur apne hont uske honth se jod diya
aur badi shiddat ke sath chusne laga
kuchh der tak thakurain chhutne ki koshish karti rahi phir usne apne sharir dheela chhod diya
aur mera sath dene lagi
aur jee bharke thakurain ke honto ka ras peene ke baad
main apna munh uske kaan ke paas le gaya
main
saasu maa kab logi apne damad ka lund apni boor mein
bahut chuswa liya
champa se aapne apni boor
thakurain
main tumhari saasu maa nahi hoon
main tumhari biwi hoon
aur biwi se puchhne ki jarurat nahi hai
apna haq kabhi bhi pe sakte ho
main thakurain ke kaan ko apne daanto se pakad liya
main
i love you
aur phir main khidki se kood gaya
are bhosdike yeh toh kuchh jyada hi uncha tha
mere wahan se jaate hi light aagayi
thakurain man hi man muskurane lagi
main ghar aagaya
socha ki thakurain ko pel doon
lekin mood kharab tha
aur main phir so gaya
main soya hua tha
maa ne neeta didi ko bola
ki jaake mujhe utha dene ko
neeta didi aayi
aur mere paas baith gayi
mere chehre ko dekhne lagi
neeta
kitna pyara lagta hai sote hue
kameena kahin ka
apni didi se shaadi karna chahta hai
sab milke tujhe maar daalenge
neeta
bhola uth jaa
subah ho gayi hai
main apni aankhein khol diya
main
roz aake uthaya karo aap
neeta
kyun
main
din achcha jaata hai
aapka chehre subah dekhne se
neeta didi muskura di
main uthke nahaya dhoya
aur ready ho gaya
door kahin kisi jagah
kuchh log baithe aapas mein baatein kar rahe the
man1
kya karein is shiva ka
jeena haram kar rakhkha hai
kuchh bhi karne nahi deta
man2
marta bhi nahi hai
itni baar maarne ki koshish ki
lekin koi fayda nahi hua
woman1
humein koi aisa chahiye
jo use maar sake
man1
tumhare paas toh poison girls ki army hai
kisi ko uske paas bhej do
women1
woh yeh sab nahi karta
use kisi cheez ka laalach nahi hai
na ladki ka na paise ka aur na power
women2
koi toh hoga jo use maar sake
women1
koi nahi hai
women2
fuck
chaaro apna sar pakadke baith gaye
aur tabhi light chali gayi
aur jab light aayi
toh un chaaro ka sar dhad se alag ho chuka tha
radha apne room mein baithi
bas yahi soch rahi thi
ki aakhir kaise woh bhola se peechha chhutaye
tabhi uski maa room mein aayi
mkm
kya hua beti
kya soch rahi ho
radha
kuchh nahi maa
mkm
bhola ke baare mein soch rahi hai
radha
uska naam mat lijiye
mujhe usse nafrat hai usse
mkm
tumhein usse shaadi nahi karni hai mat karo
mana kar do
radha
aur woh maan jaayega
mkm
kehke toh dekho
jahan tak maine suna hai
woh kisi ke sath zabardasti nahi karta
radha kuchh nahi boli
main College pahuncha
toh radha mere paas aagayi
radha
tumse kuchh baat karni hai
hum dono ek side chale gaye
bhola
ab bologi bhi
ya aise hi rehne ka iraada hai
radha
mujhe tumse shaadi nahi karni hai
bhola
kyun
radha
bas mujhe nahi karni
bhola
yeh baat apne baap ke kehelwa do
shaadi cancel
tabhi kuchh logo pe meri najar padi
un sabne apni gun nikaal li
aur isse pehle woh fire karte
main radha ka hath pakda
aur use ghumake gale laga liya
saari goli aake meri peeth mein lagi
chaaro taraf bhagdad mach gayi
radha ghabra gayi thi
main unki taraf dekhke muskura diya
un sabki gaand fat gayi
aur woh sab bhaag gaye
main radha ki taraf dekha
aur phir uske upar hi behosh ho gaya
kuchh der baad ambulance aayi
main hospital mein tha
jab meri aankh khuli
toh mere saamne radha baithi thi
aur roohi madam bhi
main uthke baith gaya
roohi
lete raho uthne ki jya jarurat hai
main
aap yahan kyun aayi hain
roohi
kyun nahi aati
main
aap toh mujhse naraz thi na
roohi
chup raho
ab kaisa feel ho raha hai
main
bahut dard ho raha hai
roohi
woh toh hoga hi
8 goli tumhari peeth se nikli hai
radha
woh sab tumhein dekhke kyun bhaag gaye
main
shayad unmein se koi mera saala hoga
roohi
bola na chup raho
radha
main sab samajhti hoon
maine tumhare mein sab jaanti hoon
tum mar nahi sakte
woh tumhare hi aadmi the
tumne socha ki mujhe bacha loge
aur mujhe tumse pyar ho jaayega
roohi
get out radha
radha
chup karke chali gayi
main roohi ko dekhne laga
behenchod 30 saal ki age mein kaun kunwari rehti hai
main
shaadi kab karengi
roohi
kya karoge shaadi karke
main
pyar karunga
roohi
seedha kyun nahi bolte ki sex karna hai
main
main apni maa ki kasam khaata hoon
ki shaadi ke baad
jab tak aap nahi bologi
tab tak aapko touch tak nahi karunga
roohi muskura di
roohi
mera is duniya mein koi nahi hai
mata pita bachpan mein chal base
unke jaane ke baad main apne chacha ke yahan rehne lagi
12th karne ke baad main wahan se bhaag gayi
aur yahan aake rehne lagi
main
aap mujhe yeh sab kyun bata rahi hain
roohi
puchhoge nahi
ki main kyun bhaagi
main
bataiye
roohi
meri chachi ne paise ki laalach mein
meri shaadi ek buddhe se kar di
buddhe ne mujhe bahut saari jewellery di thi mujhe
main woh leke bhaag aayi
aur phir unhein bechke
ek ghar liya
aur aage ki padhai ki
main
buddha jinda hai ki mar gaya
roohi
mar gaya
do saal pehle
main
aap toh vidhwa nikli
roohi mujhe maarne lagi
main
sorry
lekin aapne mujhe yeh sab kyun bataya
roohi
kyunki main tumse kuchh chhipana nahi chahti thi
main
so sweet
toh shaadi kab karni hai
roohi
jab tum kaho
main jhat se khada ho gaya
main
abhi karna hai
roohi
shaadi ke naam se tum theek bhi ho gaye
aur phir meri aur roohi ki shaadi ho gayi
main roohi ko leke uske ghar pahuncha
roohi
apne ghar kab leke jaaoge
main use bhi wohi goli diya
jo neelam ko diya tha
roohi
toh janab ab kya khyal hai
main
ab main chalta hoon
roohi ki aankhein faade mujhe dekhne lagi
roohi
suhagrat kaun manayega
main
jaruri hai
roohi ne mera collar pakad liya
aur mujhe deewaar se sata diya
main kuchh bolta usse pehle hi woh mujhe kiss karne lagi....
Super update broUPDATE 13
Toh raat hui
main pahunch gaya
haveli
aur phir main neelam ke room mein ghus gaya
poora room saja hua tha
aaj meri aur neelam ki suhagrat jo thi
neelam dulhan bani bed pe baithi hui thi
main uske paas jaake baith gaya
aur uska ghunghat utha diya
neelam ki khubsurti dekhke main kho gaya
main apna hath uske hath pe rakh diya
woh apni najrein uthake mujhe dekhi
aur sharma gayi
main aage badhke uske maathe ko chum liya
main
yaar tum itni khubsurat kyun ho
neelam
aapko hi main khubsurat lagti hoon
main
kisi aur kyun lagogi
woh hans di
phir neelam ne doodh ka glass uthaya
aur mere taraf kar Diya
main uske hath se doodh ka glass liya
aur peene laga
aadha peeke main neelam ki taraf badha diya
woh ghabra gayi
main
are tum aise kyun dekh rahi ho
neelam
mujhe nahi pasand hai doodh
main
aisa kya
chalo main hi pee leta hoon
aur main poora glass khaali kar diya
neelam muskura di
tabhi room ka gate khula
aur payal andar aagayi
main
tum yahan kya kar rahi ho
payal
tumhein apni aankho se marta hua dekhne aayi hoon
main
sachmein
payal
haan
main chahti hoon ki tum tadap tadap ke maro
main
lekin kyun
neelam
tumhein nahi pata
main
ab main man ki baatein thodi jaan leta hoon
neelam
raksha didi yaad hai tumhein
main
kaun raksha
neelam
toh tumhein raksha didi yaad nahi hai
kameene
tumhari wajah se woh is duniya mein nahi hain
main
dekho yaar maine jiske sath bhi shaadi ki hai
un sabko jaanta hoon
lekin meri raksha naam ki koi biwi nahi hai
payal
didi yeh abhi tak mara kyun nahi hai
neelam
pata nahi
woh duniya ka sabse khatarnak zeher tha
main
tum dono paagal toh nahi ho gayi ho
kya hua hai tumhein
neelam
you bastard
main neelam ke baalo ko pakad liya
main
gaali nahi
main jitna pyar kar sakta hoon
usse buri tarah nafrat bhi kar sakta hoon
soch samajhke words use karo
aur main neelam ke baalo ko chhod diya
ab maine dhyan toh diya tha
ki payal ka ek hath peeche hai
aur phir usne mujhpe gun taan di
payal
wahan se hat jaao didi
neelam bed se neeche utar gayi
aur payal ke paas chali gayi
main
c'mon
yeh kya kar rahi ho
main aaj achche mood mein hoon kharab mat karo
warna dono ke chutad laal kar dunga
payal daant peeske reh gayi
aur phir usne goli chala di
goli mere maathe mein ghusi
aur sar ke pichhle hisse se
nikal gayi
aur main bed pe gid pada
payal ki aankho mein aansu aagaye
goli ki awaj sunke sab room ki taraf bhaage
aur kuchh der mein thakur thakurain dono room mein the
thakurain ne jaise hi mujhe dekha
uski cheekh nikal gayi
woh mere paas daudi hui aayi
thakurain rote hue
bhola kya hua bhola
payal
maa woh tumhara damad nahi hai
jo uske liye ro rahi ho
thakurain
yeh kya kiya tumne
payal
maine raksha didi ka badla liya
aur kya kiya
thakur ke man mein toh laddoo foot pada
kyunki ab woh azad tha
thakurain
tumhara dimaag kharab hai
neelam
bua aapko kya hua hai
aap kyun iske liye ro rahi ho
thakurain man mein
kyunki yeh mera pati hai
mera sab kuchh
isne meri jaan aur izzat dono bachayi
aur tabhi entry hui surajbhan ki
surajbhan shocked ho gaya
mujhe aise dekhke
surajbhan
yeh sab kya hai
neelam
papa maine raksha didi ka badla le liya
surajbhan
kaisa badla
neelam
isi kameene ki wajah se unhone sucide kiya tha
surajbhan
kya
yeh tum kaisi baatein kar rahi ho
uska accident hua tha
neelam
nahi papa
is kameene ne unhein pregnant kar diya tha
aur jab unhone isse shaadi ke liye kahi
toh isne unhein jaan se maar diya
surajbhan ne aav dekha na taav
maar diya
neelam ko thappad
surajbhan
tumhara dimaag chal gaya hai
paagal toh nahi ho gayi ho
yeh sab faaltu baatein tumse kisne kahi
neelam
maa ne
surajbhan
toh yeh baat hai
neelam
matlab
surajbhan
matlab yeh bewakoof ladki
tumhari mama ko bhola ne maara tha
kyunki woh ek number ka ghatiya insaan tha
aur us din se tumhari maa bhola ki jaan ko dushman ban gayi
usne mujhe bhi bhadkaya
taaki main bhola ko maar doon
lekin mujhe pata tha ki bhola ka main kuchh nahi bigaad sakta
isi liye usne socha ki bhola ki ek hi kamzori hai
aur woh hai uski biwi
toh usne tumhein apna mohra banaya
aur phir meri pyari bachchi
tumne apne hi hatho se apna suhaag ujaad diya
rehan
jeeja masti nahi
main ro dunga
main
abey saale thoda ruk jaa
thode aur maje le loon
dekhu toh yeh dono mujhse pyar karti hain ki nahi
rehan
jeeja tum ek number ke
main
saale tu mujhe gaali de raha hai
rehan
main kahan kuchh keh raha hoon
main
tune mujhe gaali di
thakurain ki ke kaano mein meri awaj padi
aur isse pehle woh kuchh bolti main uska hath daba Diya
thakurain muskura di
ab surajbhan ke khulase ne
neelam aur payal dono ko hila diya tha
neelam rone lagi
surajbhan
ab rone se kya fayda
yeh kya kiya tumne
payal ki aankho ke saamne bhola ka chehra aagaya
woh un palo ko yaad karne lagi
jo usne bhola ke sath bitaaye the
kaise bhola ne uski izzat bachayi thi
tabhi main uthke baith gaya
main
kaan mein dard ho gaya
sabki aankhein Chaudhya gayi
kyunki abhi thodi der pehle
mere maathe mein ek chhed tha
jo gayab ho chuka tha
neelam daudte hue mere paas aane lagi
main
wohin ruk jaao
ek kadam aage nahi badhana
behenchod agar mar jaata
toh tum apne sath sath
meri baaki biwiyo ko bhi vidhwa kar deti
aur tum
payal ghabra gayi
main
tumse toh kuchh kehna hi bekaar hai
jahannum mein gayi shaadi
main
rehan light off kar de
rehan
itni advance technology ko in faaltu kaamo ke liye use karne ko mat bola karo
main
saale abhi wahan aake tujhe pel dunga
kar jaldi
rehan daant peeske reh gaya
aur phir usne ek device ka button daba diya
jisse poore area ki light chali gayi
main thakurain ko apni baaho mein le liya
aur apne hont uske honth se jod diya
aur badi shiddat ke sath chusne laga
kuchh der tak thakurain chhutne ki koshish karti rahi phir usne apne sharir dheela chhod diya
aur mera sath dene lagi
aur jee bharke thakurain ke honto ka ras peene ke baad
main apna munh uske kaan ke paas le gaya
main
saasu maa kab logi apne damad ka lund apni boor mein
bahut chuswa liya
champa se aapne apni boor
thakurain
main tumhari saasu maa nahi hoon
main tumhari biwi hoon
aur biwi se puchhne ki jarurat nahi hai
apna haq kabhi bhi pe sakte ho
main thakurain ke kaan ko apne daanto se pakad liya
main
i love you
aur phir main khidki se kood gaya
are bhosdike yeh toh kuchh jyada hi uncha tha
mere wahan se jaate hi light aagayi
thakurain man hi man muskurane lagi
main ghar aagaya
socha ki thakurain ko pel doon
lekin mood kharab tha
aur main phir so gaya
main soya hua tha
maa ne neeta didi ko bola
ki jaake mujhe utha dene ko
neeta didi aayi
aur mere paas baith gayi
mere chehre ko dekhne lagi
neeta
kitna pyara lagta hai sote hue
kameena kahin ka
apni didi se shaadi karna chahta hai
sab milke tujhe maar daalenge
neeta
bhola uth jaa
subah ho gayi hai
main apni aankhein khol diya
main
roz aake uthaya karo aap
neeta
kyun
main
din achcha jaata hai
aapka chehre subah dekhne se
neeta didi muskura di
main uthke nahaya dhoya
aur ready ho gaya
door kahin kisi jagah
kuchh log baithe aapas mein baatein kar rahe the
man1
kya karein is shiva ka
jeena haram kar rakhkha hai
kuchh bhi karne nahi deta
man2
marta bhi nahi hai
itni baar maarne ki koshish ki
lekin koi fayda nahi hua
woman1
humein koi aisa chahiye
jo use maar sake
man1
tumhare paas toh poison girls ki army hai
kisi ko uske paas bhej do
women1
woh yeh sab nahi karta
use kisi cheez ka laalach nahi hai
na ladki ka na paise ka aur na power
women2
koi toh hoga jo use maar sake
women1
koi nahi hai
women2
fuck
chaaro apna sar pakadke baith gaye
aur tabhi light chali gayi
aur jab light aayi
toh un chaaro ka sar dhad se alag ho chuka tha
radha apne room mein baithi
bas yahi soch rahi thi
ki aakhir kaise woh bhola se peechha chhutaye
tabhi uski maa room mein aayi
mkm
kya hua beti
kya soch rahi ho
radha
kuchh nahi maa
mkm
bhola ke baare mein soch rahi hai
radha
uska naam mat lijiye
mujhe usse nafrat hai usse
mkm
tumhein usse shaadi nahi karni hai mat karo
mana kar do
radha
aur woh maan jaayega
mkm
kehke toh dekho
jahan tak maine suna hai
woh kisi ke sath zabardasti nahi karta
radha kuchh nahi boli
main College pahuncha
toh radha mere paas aagayi
radha
tumse kuchh baat karni hai
hum dono ek side chale gaye
bhola
ab bologi bhi
ya aise hi rehne ka iraada hai
radha
mujhe tumse shaadi nahi karni hai
bhola
kyun
radha
bas mujhe nahi karni
bhola
yeh baat apne baap ke kehelwa do
shaadi cancel
tabhi kuchh logo pe meri najar padi
un sabne apni gun nikaal li
aur isse pehle woh fire karte
main radha ka hath pakda
aur use ghumake gale laga liya
saari goli aake meri peeth mein lagi
chaaro taraf bhagdad mach gayi
radha ghabra gayi thi
main unki taraf dekhke muskura diya
un sabki gaand fat gayi
aur woh sab bhaag gaye
main radha ki taraf dekha
aur phir uske upar hi behosh ho gaya
kuchh der baad ambulance aayi
main hospital mein tha
jab meri aankh khuli
toh mere saamne radha baithi thi
aur roohi madam bhi
main uthke baith gaya
roohi
lete raho uthne ki jya jarurat hai
main
aap yahan kyun aayi hain
roohi
kyun nahi aati
main
aap toh mujhse naraz thi na
roohi
chup raho
ab kaisa feel ho raha hai
main
bahut dard ho raha hai
roohi
woh toh hoga hi
8 goli tumhari peeth se nikli hai
radha
woh sab tumhein dekhke kyun bhaag gaye
main
shayad unmein se koi mera saala hoga
roohi
bola na chup raho
radha
main sab samajhti hoon
maine tumhare mein sab jaanti hoon
tum mar nahi sakte
woh tumhare hi aadmi the
tumne socha ki mujhe bacha loge
aur mujhe tumse pyar ho jaayega
roohi
get out radha
radha
chup karke chali gayi
main roohi ko dekhne laga
behenchod 30 saal ki age mein kaun kunwari rehti hai
main
shaadi kab karengi
roohi
kya karoge shaadi karke
main
pyar karunga
roohi
seedha kyun nahi bolte ki sex karna hai
main
main apni maa ki kasam khaata hoon
ki shaadi ke baad
jab tak aap nahi bologi
tab tak aapko touch tak nahi karunga
roohi muskura di
roohi
mera is duniya mein koi nahi hai
mata pita bachpan mein chal base
unke jaane ke baad main apne chacha ke yahan rehne lagi
12th karne ke baad main wahan se bhaag gayi
aur yahan aake rehne lagi
main
aap mujhe yeh sab kyun bata rahi hain
roohi
puchhoge nahi
ki main kyun bhaagi
main
bataiye
roohi
meri chachi ne paise ki laalach mein
meri shaadi ek buddhe se kar di
buddhe ne mujhe bahut saari jewellery di thi mujhe
main woh leke bhaag aayi
aur phir unhein bechke
ek ghar liya
aur aage ki padhai ki
main
buddha jinda hai ki mar gaya
roohi
mar gaya
do saal pehle
main
aap toh vidhwa nikli
roohi mujhe maarne lagi
main
sorry
lekin aapne mujhe yeh sab kyun bataya
roohi
kyunki main tumse kuchh chhipana nahi chahti thi
main
so sweet
toh shaadi kab karni hai
roohi
jab tum kaho
main jhat se khada ho gaya
main
abhi karna hai
roohi
shaadi ke naam se tum theek bhi ho gaye
aur phir meri aur roohi ki shaadi ho gayi
main roohi ko leke uske ghar pahuncha
roohi
apne ghar kab leke jaaoge
main use bhi wohi goli diya
jo neelam ko diya tha
roohi
toh janab ab kya khyal hai
main
ab main chalta hoon
roohi ki aankhein faade mujhe dekhne lagi
roohi
suhagrat kaun manayega
main
jaruri hai
roohi ne mera collar pakad liya
aur mujhe deewaar se sata diya
main kuchh bolta usse pehle hi woh mujhe kiss karne lagi....
Sala nautanki yeh Bhola ko koi oscar pakada do bhai gajab ka actor hain bhai sab kuchh sahi ja raha hain bhai magar jara yeh to khulasa kare ki bhola ko yeh sab power kaise mili aur wij kameena kaise bana?UPDATE 13
Toh raat hui
main pahunch gaya
haveli
aur phir main neelam ke room mein ghus gaya
poora room saja hua tha
aaj meri aur neelam ki suhagrat jo thi
neelam dulhan bani bed pe baithi hui thi
main uske paas jaake baith gaya
aur uska ghunghat utha diya
neelam ki khubsurti dekhke main kho gaya
main apna hath uske hath pe rakh diya
woh apni najrein uthake mujhe dekhi
aur sharma gayi
main aage badhke uske maathe ko chum liya
main
yaar tum itni khubsurat kyun ho
neelam
aapko hi main khubsurat lagti hoon
main
kisi aur kyun lagogi
woh hans di
phir neelam ne doodh ka glass uthaya
aur mere taraf kar Diya
main uske hath se doodh ka glass liya
aur peene laga
aadha peeke main neelam ki taraf badha diya
woh ghabra gayi
main
are tum aise kyun dekh rahi ho
neelam
mujhe nahi pasand hai doodh
main
aisa kya
chalo main hi pee leta hoon
aur main poora glass khaali kar diya
neelam muskura di
tabhi room ka gate khula
aur payal andar aagayi
main
tum yahan kya kar rahi ho
payal
tumhein apni aankho se marta hua dekhne aayi hoon
main
sachmein
payal
haan
main chahti hoon ki tum tadap tadap ke maro
main
lekin kyun
neelam
tumhein nahi pata
main
ab main man ki baatein thodi jaan leta hoon
neelam
raksha didi yaad hai tumhein
main
kaun raksha
neelam
toh tumhein raksha didi yaad nahi hai
kameene
tumhari wajah se woh is duniya mein nahi hain
main
dekho yaar maine jiske sath bhi shaadi ki hai
un sabko jaanta hoon
lekin meri raksha naam ki koi biwi nahi hai
payal
didi yeh abhi tak mara kyun nahi hai
neelam
pata nahi
woh duniya ka sabse khatarnak zeher tha
main
tum dono paagal toh nahi ho gayi ho
kya hua hai tumhein
neelam
you bastard
main neelam ke baalo ko pakad liya
main
gaali nahi
main jitna pyar kar sakta hoon
usse buri tarah nafrat bhi kar sakta hoon
soch samajhke words use karo
aur main neelam ke baalo ko chhod diya
ab maine dhyan toh diya tha
ki payal ka ek hath peeche hai
aur phir usne mujhpe gun taan di
payal
wahan se hat jaao didi
neelam bed se neeche utar gayi
aur payal ke paas chali gayi
main
c'mon
yeh kya kar rahi ho
main aaj achche mood mein hoon kharab mat karo
warna dono ke chutad laal kar dunga
payal daant peeske reh gayi
aur phir usne goli chala di
goli mere maathe mein ghusi
aur sar ke pichhle hisse se
nikal gayi
aur main bed pe gid pada
payal ki aankho mein aansu aagaye
goli ki awaj sunke sab room ki taraf bhaage
aur kuchh der mein thakur thakurain dono room mein the
thakurain ne jaise hi mujhe dekha
uski cheekh nikal gayi
woh mere paas daudi hui aayi
thakurain rote hue
bhola kya hua bhola
payal
maa woh tumhara damad nahi hai
jo uske liye ro rahi ho
thakurain
yeh kya kiya tumne
payal
maine raksha didi ka badla liya
aur kya kiya
thakur ke man mein toh laddoo foot pada
kyunki ab woh azad tha
thakurain
tumhara dimaag kharab hai
neelam
bua aapko kya hua hai
aap kyun iske liye ro rahi ho
thakurain man mein
kyunki yeh mera pati hai
mera sab kuchh
isne meri jaan aur izzat dono bachayi
aur tabhi entry hui surajbhan ki
surajbhan shocked ho gaya
mujhe aise dekhke
surajbhan
yeh sab kya hai
neelam
papa maine raksha didi ka badla le liya
surajbhan
kaisa badla
neelam
isi kameene ki wajah se unhone sucide kiya tha
surajbhan
kya
yeh tum kaisi baatein kar rahi ho
uska accident hua tha
neelam
nahi papa
is kameene ne unhein pregnant kar diya tha
aur jab unhone isse shaadi ke liye kahi
toh isne unhein jaan se maar diya
surajbhan ne aav dekha na taav
maar diya
neelam ko thappad
surajbhan
tumhara dimaag chal gaya hai
paagal toh nahi ho gayi ho
yeh sab faaltu baatein tumse kisne kahi
neelam
maa ne
surajbhan
toh yeh baat hai
neelam
matlab
surajbhan
matlab yeh bewakoof ladki
tumhari mama ko bhola ne maara tha
kyunki woh ek number ka ghatiya insaan tha
aur us din se tumhari maa bhola ki jaan ko dushman ban gayi
usne mujhe bhi bhadkaya
taaki main bhola ko maar doon
lekin mujhe pata tha ki bhola ka main kuchh nahi bigaad sakta
isi liye usne socha ki bhola ki ek hi kamzori hai
aur woh hai uski biwi
toh usne tumhein apna mohra banaya
aur phir meri pyari bachchi
tumne apne hi hatho se apna suhaag ujaad diya
rehan
jeeja masti nahi
main ro dunga
main
abey saale thoda ruk jaa
thode aur maje le loon
dekhu toh yeh dono mujhse pyar karti hain ki nahi
rehan
jeeja tum ek number ke
main
saale tu mujhe gaali de raha hai
rehan
main kahan kuchh keh raha hoon
main
tune mujhe gaali di
thakurain ki ke kaano mein meri awaj padi
aur isse pehle woh kuchh bolti main uska hath daba Diya
thakurain muskura di
ab surajbhan ke khulase ne
neelam aur payal dono ko hila diya tha
neelam rone lagi
surajbhan
ab rone se kya fayda
yeh kya kiya tumne
payal ki aankho ke saamne bhola ka chehra aagaya
woh un palo ko yaad karne lagi
jo usne bhola ke sath bitaaye the
kaise bhola ne uski izzat bachayi thi
tabhi main uthke baith gaya
main
kaan mein dard ho gaya
sabki aankhein Chaudhya gayi
kyunki abhi thodi der pehle
mere maathe mein ek chhed tha
jo gayab ho chuka tha
neelam daudte hue mere paas aane lagi
main
wohin ruk jaao
ek kadam aage nahi badhana
behenchod agar mar jaata
toh tum apne sath sath
meri baaki biwiyo ko bhi vidhwa kar deti
aur tum
payal ghabra gayi
main
tumse toh kuchh kehna hi bekaar hai
jahannum mein gayi shaadi
main
rehan light off kar de
rehan
itni advance technology ko in faaltu kaamo ke liye use karne ko mat bola karo
main
saale abhi wahan aake tujhe pel dunga
kar jaldi
rehan daant peeske reh gaya
aur phir usne ek device ka button daba diya
jisse poore area ki light chali gayi
main thakurain ko apni baaho mein le liya
aur apne hont uske honth se jod diya
aur badi shiddat ke sath chusne laga
kuchh der tak thakurain chhutne ki koshish karti rahi phir usne apne sharir dheela chhod diya
aur mera sath dene lagi
aur jee bharke thakurain ke honto ka ras peene ke baad
main apna munh uske kaan ke paas le gaya
main
saasu maa kab logi apne damad ka lund apni boor mein
bahut chuswa liya
champa se aapne apni boor
thakurain
main tumhari saasu maa nahi hoon
main tumhari biwi hoon
aur biwi se puchhne ki jarurat nahi hai
apna haq kabhi bhi pe sakte ho
main thakurain ke kaan ko apne daanto se pakad liya
main
i love you
aur phir main khidki se kood gaya
are bhosdike yeh toh kuchh jyada hi uncha tha
mere wahan se jaate hi light aagayi
thakurain man hi man muskurane lagi
main ghar aagaya
socha ki thakurain ko pel doon
lekin mood kharab tha
aur main phir so gaya
main soya hua tha
maa ne neeta didi ko bola
ki jaake mujhe utha dene ko
neeta didi aayi
aur mere paas baith gayi
mere chehre ko dekhne lagi
neeta
kitna pyara lagta hai sote hue
kameena kahin ka
apni didi se shaadi karna chahta hai
sab milke tujhe maar daalenge
neeta
bhola uth jaa
subah ho gayi hai
main apni aankhein khol diya
main
roz aake uthaya karo aap
neeta
kyun
main
din achcha jaata hai
aapka chehre subah dekhne se
neeta didi muskura di
main uthke nahaya dhoya
aur ready ho gaya
door kahin kisi jagah
kuchh log baithe aapas mein baatein kar rahe the
man1
kya karein is shiva ka
jeena haram kar rakhkha hai
kuchh bhi karne nahi deta
man2
marta bhi nahi hai
itni baar maarne ki koshish ki
lekin koi fayda nahi hua
woman1
humein koi aisa chahiye
jo use maar sake
man1
tumhare paas toh poison girls ki army hai
kisi ko uske paas bhej do
women1
woh yeh sab nahi karta
use kisi cheez ka laalach nahi hai
na ladki ka na paise ka aur na power
women2
koi toh hoga jo use maar sake
women1
koi nahi hai
women2
fuck
chaaro apna sar pakadke baith gaye
aur tabhi light chali gayi
aur jab light aayi
toh un chaaro ka sar dhad se alag ho chuka tha
radha apne room mein baithi
bas yahi soch rahi thi
ki aakhir kaise woh bhola se peechha chhutaye
tabhi uski maa room mein aayi
mkm
kya hua beti
kya soch rahi ho
radha
kuchh nahi maa
mkm
bhola ke baare mein soch rahi hai
radha
uska naam mat lijiye
mujhe usse nafrat hai usse
mkm
tumhein usse shaadi nahi karni hai mat karo
mana kar do
radha
aur woh maan jaayega
mkm
kehke toh dekho
jahan tak maine suna hai
woh kisi ke sath zabardasti nahi karta
radha kuchh nahi boli
main College pahuncha
toh radha mere paas aagayi
radha
tumse kuchh baat karni hai
hum dono ek side chale gaye
bhola
ab bologi bhi
ya aise hi rehne ka iraada hai
radha
mujhe tumse shaadi nahi karni hai
bhola
kyun
radha
bas mujhe nahi karni
bhola
yeh baat apne baap ke kehelwa do
shaadi cancel
tabhi kuchh logo pe meri najar padi
un sabne apni gun nikaal li
aur isse pehle woh fire karte
main radha ka hath pakda
aur use ghumake gale laga liya
saari goli aake meri peeth mein lagi
chaaro taraf bhagdad mach gayi
radha ghabra gayi thi
main unki taraf dekhke muskura diya
un sabki gaand fat gayi
aur woh sab bhaag gaye
main radha ki taraf dekha
aur phir uske upar hi behosh ho gaya
kuchh der baad ambulance aayi
main hospital mein tha
jab meri aankh khuli
toh mere saamne radha baithi thi
aur roohi madam bhi
main uthke baith gaya
roohi
lete raho uthne ki jya jarurat hai
main
aap yahan kyun aayi hain
roohi
kyun nahi aati
main
aap toh mujhse naraz thi na
roohi
chup raho
ab kaisa feel ho raha hai
main
bahut dard ho raha hai
roohi
woh toh hoga hi
8 goli tumhari peeth se nikli hai
radha
woh sab tumhein dekhke kyun bhaag gaye
main
shayad unmein se koi mera saala hoga
roohi
bola na chup raho
radha
main sab samajhti hoon
maine tumhare mein sab jaanti hoon
tum mar nahi sakte
woh tumhare hi aadmi the
tumne socha ki mujhe bacha loge
aur mujhe tumse pyar ho jaayega
roohi
get out radha
radha
chup karke chali gayi
main roohi ko dekhne laga
behenchod 30 saal ki age mein kaun kunwari rehti hai
main
shaadi kab karengi
roohi
kya karoge shaadi karke
main
pyar karunga
roohi
seedha kyun nahi bolte ki sex karna hai
main
main apni maa ki kasam khaata hoon
ki shaadi ke baad
jab tak aap nahi bologi
tab tak aapko touch tak nahi karunga
roohi muskura di
roohi
mera is duniya mein koi nahi hai
mata pita bachpan mein chal base
unke jaane ke baad main apne chacha ke yahan rehne lagi
12th karne ke baad main wahan se bhaag gayi
aur yahan aake rehne lagi
main
aap mujhe yeh sab kyun bata rahi hain
roohi
puchhoge nahi
ki main kyun bhaagi
main
bataiye
roohi
meri chachi ne paise ki laalach mein
meri shaadi ek buddhe se kar di
buddhe ne mujhe bahut saari jewellery di thi mujhe
main woh leke bhaag aayi
aur phir unhein bechke
ek ghar liya
aur aage ki padhai ki
main
buddha jinda hai ki mar gaya
roohi
mar gaya
do saal pehle
main
aap toh vidhwa nikli
roohi mujhe maarne lagi
main
sorry
lekin aapne mujhe yeh sab kyun bataya
roohi
kyunki main tumse kuchh chhipana nahi chahti thi
main
so sweet
toh shaadi kab karni hai
roohi
jab tum kaho
main jhat se khada ho gaya
main
abhi karna hai
roohi
shaadi ke naam se tum theek bhi ho gaye
aur phir meri aur roohi ki shaadi ho gayi
main roohi ko leke uske ghar pahuncha
roohi
apne ghar kab leke jaaoge
main use bhi wohi goli diya
jo neelam ko diya tha
roohi
toh janab ab kya khyal hai
main
ab main chalta hoon
roohi ki aankhein faade mujhe dekhne lagi
roohi
suhagrat kaun manayega
main
jaruri hai
roohi ne mera collar pakad liya
aur mujhe deewaar se sata diya
main kuchh bolta usse pehle hi woh mujhe kiss karne lagi....