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Kya jabardast subah huyi hai hero aur uski maa ki bahut majedar dono thande ho gaye apna pani nikal karagli subah mai surprise hua
maa pahle uth gai thi. mai puri raat maa ke upar nanga hi leta raha tha
maa mere sir ke baal sahlati hui mujhe jaga gai thi. mai kasmasata hua ankhen khol gaya tha. ek pal ko to kuch yaad hi nahi a saka tha main kahan hon. sone se pahle kya kuch kar guzra tha
maa ne mere honto ko chuma to sab yaad aaya. meri lund firse khada tha, pata nahi raat se hi khada tha ya bad me khada ho gaya tha mai nahi janta tha
maa -- shabas uth ja mere laal subah ho chuki ha. mujhe nmz bhi padhni ha. tu bhi ma chhodna
mai hairan hua tha maa ki baat sunkar. jo hua tha, jo ho raha tha, aage jo hone wala tha, maa fir bhi aisa bol rahi thi
maa -- jo farz hai usay chhoda nahi ja sakta. ye jo bhi hai, hum ispar bahs nahi karenge. tu samjh raha ha na zee beta
mai baat ko tool na deta hua bola -- ji maa ji main sab samjh raha hon
maa fir naughty mood me aati hui mere honto ko chum kar wall clock ko dekh kar boli
maa -- abhi time bohut ha mood hai to ek baar aur maze kar len
mai -- maa aap ki ankhon me nasha hai
maa mere honto ko chum kar -- woh to teri ankhon me bohut hai aur tera neeche jo tera chappu meri nadi ke beech o beech ghusne ki koshish kar raha ha uske baare me tum kyaa kahoge
mai ye sun mera lund josh me aa gaya
maa dhire se has padi thi
mai apni gand hilata hua lund ki cap maa ki phuddi ke labon me ghusi to josh aur bhi zayada badh gaya
maa -- aise josh ke aage koi sambhal nahi pata ha zee beta. ek hi dhakka aur sara andr
mai bhari saans chhodta hua bola -- maa ye to aisa ha talvar par khade hon aur chirka bhi na lage
maa -- hehe badi ajib misal di ha tooney zee beta. talvar par to nahi khada ha talvar par to mera nadi ha. jiska pani hi kat jaayega. hehe
lund me josh badha maa ki phuddi ke surakh par thoda sa daba
maa -- nadi ki gahrai me utarne ka mann hai to tujhe rok nahi hai
mai khud ko sambhalta hua bola -- maa! maa ek aisi hasti hoti hai jisse badhkar bete ko pyaar nahi hota. dunya bhar me kisi ko bhi dekh kar mann machal jaya karta ha. lekin maa ke jism se bete ko sivaye mumta pane ke liye kuch aur chah nahi hoti kabhi bhi. lekin hamare beech jo rishta ban gaya ha na maa. ab mujhe dunya bhar ki haseen se bhi haseen larkiyan mil jaayen na maa. sab milkar bhi aap ke pairon ki dhool barabar bhi nahi hongi
maa badi khush hui meri baat sunkar. mujhe deewana war chumne lagi. aisa karne se mere lund ki cap maa ki phuddi me utar gai thi
maa ne parwa nahi kari. pura lund hi ghus chuka tha maa ki phuddi me. ab cap ka kyaa sochna
maa deewangi ki hadon se guzarti hui mujhe chumne lag gai thi
maa -- haan mere laal maa bete ke beech ka pyaar sabse juda hota ha. mai bhi khul kar kahungi. tere abbu ne mujhe umar bhar bade sukh diye han. lekin tere sang milne wale ek hi pal ke sukh ko tarazu ke ek palde me rakh diya jaaye aur dusre palde me tere abbu ke umar bhar ke sukhon ko. to tera palda bhari hoga zee beta
ab ke bar main maa ki sunta hua khushi se jhum utha tha. ab ke mai maa ke pure chahre ko chum honto ko chumne laga. aisa karne se mera lund thoda sa aur maa ki phuddi me utar gaya tha. maine dhakka nahi maara tha. phuddi ki garmi mujhe behaal karne lagi thi. lekin dil zayada khush tha
maa ki phuddi me ghuse lund ki parwa na karte hue main maa ke honto ko chumne chusne laga
maa khud ko puri tarah se mere hawale kar chuki thi
apni khushi ka izhaar karne ke bad maine jo maa ko dekha to maa ki ankhon me hazaron kahkashaen jagmagati dikhai di
maa mere honto ko chum gai -- ummmha mere laal meri jaan meri kul dunya. yahi hota ha maa bete ka asli pyaar. dekh tu kya kar rha ha tera woh mere kahan ha. tu josh se bhara hua ha. fir bhi tooney ek bar bhi khud se aage nahi kia. ise hi to control kahte han zee beta
mai -- haaan maa. dhire dhire bohut kuch samjh aa raha ha
maa masti me aai smile se boli -- ab ghusa hi bethe ho to pura ghusa kar pure maze loot lo
mai lund nikalta hau maa ki phuddi par ragadta hua bola -- aisa hona likha ha maa to ise koi taal nahi sakta. ap ne kaha pyaar ha sacha aur khalis pyaar. to fir ab pahle khalis pyaar ko badhane ki sochte han. baki ka bad me dekha jaayega
maa -- han baki ka bad me. lekin ab tu ragad na
mai maa ke honto par zubaan fer bola -- kyun
maa apne honto par zubaan fer boli -- mera dil kar raha ha
mai -- mera bhi
maa -- chal fir tu tere dil ki maante hue mere dil ki puri kar
mai -- mai
maa -- haan tu.. raat maine tere dil ki mani thi na
mai -- han
maa -- ab tu maan. hisab barabar kar
mai hisab barabar karne laga
maa ko kiss karta hua maa ki phuddi par apna sakht hard lund ragadne laga
maa maze se mere honto ko chusne ke bad boli --- ufff zee beta ab to raat se bhi zyada maza aa raha hai mujhe to
mai -- mujhe bhi maa
maa -- speed badha jaldi kar suraj na nikal aaye ghusal bhi karna hoga humen
mai maa ki sun samjhta hua speed se phuddi par lund ghisne laga
maa ne mere hath pakad kar apne mummon par rakh diye
mai samjh gya maa ke mumme dabane laga
maa -- neeche se bhi zayada yahan upar se khele jane se sukh milta ha
mai -- janta hon maa
maa -- fir tu ek baar bhi khela kyun nahi
mai -- kyun ke khel abhi shuru hi kahan hua ha maa
maa meri ankhon me nasheeli nigah se dekhti hui boli -- ohh haan abhi khel shruu hi kahan hua hai
mai -- neeche jo ho raha ha woh kyaaa?
maa -- kyaa hai?
mai --- ilaj!
maa -- kaisa ilaj?
mai -- abhi jo bechaini ho rahi ha na usay door karne ka ilaaj
maa smile karti -- ohh haan tu kitna samjhdar ho gaya ha zee beta
mai -- ap ke pyaar ki waja se maa
fi maa full mood me aane lagi maa wild kiss karne lagi mai speed badha gaya maa jald hi akadne ke bad jhadne lagi
mai laga raha. ab mujhe bhi apna lund khali to karna hi tha
mai speed se maa ki chikni pani se bhari lathdi phuddi par chikna lund ragadne laga
maa -- tu bhi jaldi kar zee beta
mai -- kar raha hon maa
maa mera lund pakad gai. cap chhod kar muthi me bhar dabati hui apni phuddi me ghusa gai
maa -- aise tu jald sukoon me aa sakega. time kam hai. warna tujhe teri marzi karne deti main
mai to khush ho gaya tha maa ki phuddi ki garmi ki baat hi kyaa thi
mai lund ki cap maa ki phuddi me ghusata hua andr bahar karne laga
thodi der to lagi lekin mai pure josh me aata hua jhadne wala ho gaya tha
maa mere honto ko chumti chusti ja rahi thi
mai dhakke maarta ja raha tha. maa ne mera lund nahi chhoda tha
aise hi sara khoon lund aur mere chahre par ikatha hua to speed badhne lagi. maa bhi hath se mere lund ko daba aur dheela kar rahi thi. ungliyon se massage bhi karti ja rahi thi
fir mere lund ne maa ki garma garam rasbhari phuddi ke aage haar maan li
maa ki phuddi andr hi kinare par mai lund khali karne laga. ek pressure ke sath mera lund maa ki phuddi ke andr ultiyan karne laga
maa madhosh hone lag gai thi. firse bohut garam ho gai thi maa. mai jhada to maa bhi firse jhadtke khati hui jhadne lagi
maa ki phuddi ek baar ko sukdi simti mere lund ki cap ko bheench gai thi. fir dheeli padti chali gai thi. aage na jane mere lund se nikli mani ki pichkariyan kahan kahan tak ja rahi thi
maa -- aahh zee beta pahli baar tera jawan gram pani mere andr gir raha hai. bohut sukoon de raha ha mujhe. uff zee beta mai kaise bataun. aisa lg raha ha jaisa main hawaon me udne lag gai hon
mai -- mai bhi to hawaon me udne laga hon maa. maa jism bada hi zayada halka halka ho gaya ha
maa -- mera bhi
hum firse kiss karne laga. jald hi hi kiss tooti
maa -- chal ab uth ja. ghusal karna ha. fir nmz padhni ha. to tu bhi aaj msjd jaa nmz padh aa
mai uth khada hua. maa ki phuddi dikha meri mani ke katre maa ki phuddi par the. maa ki phuddi ke rass me mix katre bade bhale lag rahe the
maa -- aise kya dekh raha ha
mai -- maa hath laga loon
maa meethi nigah se --- laga le
mai maa ki phuddi par hath rakh ferta hua bola -- maa bohut pyari shape hi ap ki nadi ki
maa mere dheela padte ja rahe lund ko dekh kar boli -- lekin tera jahaz kyun sukadne simatne laga ha hehehe
mai bhi has pada tha fir maa ki geeli phuddi par aas pass hath ferta hua bola
mai -- aap bohut haseen ho
maa -- pata hai pata ha chal ab uth. thahar pahle ise saaf to kar le
maa ne bistar ke neeche se hi ek kapde ka piece nikala aur mere lund par phenk boli
maa -- ise abhi tak istemal nahi kia ha. khul kar isse apna saaf kar le
mai -- maine dekh lia ha maa. ispar ek bhi dhabba nahi ha
maa -- mujhe andaza to nahi tha. fir bhi bhala mai kaise ye sahn karti hon. mete itne payare zee bete ko mai pahle se istemal shuda kapdo dun. mera zee to special ha
mai -- haaan maa mai special hon
maa -- aur main
mai -- aap bhi speical ho
maa smile se-- chal ab jaa
mai bhi naughty smile se -- kahan
maa -- hehe jahan dil kare jaa
mai -- maa mood ban raha ha. jitna hone lag gaya ha. mujhe lag raha ha hum dono apna apna control bhul kar har hadh se guzar jana chahte han
maa mujhe tedhi nigah se dekh masti bhare lahje me boli -- is par hum bad me baat karenge. abhi time kam hai
mai jaldi se kapde pahn kar khada ho gaya
maa bhi kapde pahnne lagi.
maa ne kapde pahn liye to mai kamre ka door khol kar bahar nikal pada. bahar abhi bhi suraj nikalne me adha ghanta baki tha
mai bathroom me ghus nahane laga
mere bad maa nahai
mai dusre kapde pahn ghar se bahar nikal gaya tha.
Ab Haseena baji bhi masti kar rahi hai aur maa apne jawani ke time me rang aur jyada bikher rahi haimain ghar to suraj abhi bhi nahi nikla tha. apne kamre me jane laga toh pass wale kamre ke andr haseena baji kuch aise bethi dua maangti dikhai di
mai unke pakeezgi bhare chahre ko dekh saharzada rah gaya. mere qadam khud se kamre ki orr badhne lage. haseena baji ankhen band kiye bade sukoon se dua manga karti thi. doob jaya karti thi. main chair par beth unhe dekhne laga
der tak woh dua maangti rahi. fir scarf utha kar apne greban ko pakd khench kuch nange kuch bra me kaid mummon par phoonk maarne wali. wo mujhse anjaan thi
mai chup nahi rah saka -- waahh kyaaa baat ha
woh hadbada gai. jaldi se scarf neeche karti mujhe ghoor kar dekhne lagi
haseena -- besharam bahan ke kamre me bina ijazat ghus hi aaye to thoda sa khatka hi kar dete. bahan sambhal jaya karti ha
sharam se gulabi hone lagi thi
mai -- arre wahh aap koi illegal kam thodi na kar rahi thi.
husna hasti hui kamre me enter karti mere peeche aa kar bahun ka haar mere gale me daal haseena baji ko smile se dekhne lagi
husna -- hehe haan haan batav aap kyaa illegal kam kar rahi thi hehehe
haseena baji ko badi sharam aai woh apne chahre par naqab kar chahra cover kar gai
mai -- hahaha ye adaen bhai ke liye. tauba hai ye larki to apne bhai se bhi sharmane lagi
husna --- hehehe aur chhoti bahan se bhi hehe
haseena baji honto par ungli rakh husna ko ghoorti hui boli -- chup kar besharam kahin ki. teri zubaan kuch zayada hi kainchi ki tarah chalne lagi ha
husna -- haan to!.. meri zubaan hai kainchi ki tarah chalaun ya aari ki tarah hehehe
main dono bahno ki nok jhok ke maze lene laga
haseena baji warn karti ungli utha kar boli -- sambhal ja larki mai sach me teri zubaan kaat dungi
husna -- mai aap ki choti kaat dungi
mai -- haan choti haseena baji ko bada shauk ha lambe baalon ka. paranda daal kar rahti ha. choti hi kaatni sahi rahegi
haseena baji meri baat par muskura padi thi -- tere chahre par bhi kuch aisa ha zee. maine agar woh gayab kar dia naa toh
fir hijdon wale style me taali maar hasne lagi
husna hasi se loot poot hone lagi -- hehehe hahaha zee tum moonch ke bina kaise dikhoge
haseena maze leti hui boli -- lagega kaisa!. hum dono bahano ki teersi bahan lagega
husna -- Al**h baji kitna hasa rahi ho aaj aap hehehe mere to pet me dard hone laga ha ab to
haseena sayani banti hui boli -- ghar me maa abbu ke bad sabse badi hon. mujhse bach ke raha karo tum dono. mai apni aai par aa gai na to fir dekhna
mai -- husna yaar aaj haseena baji ko bata na den hum do aur ye akeli han
husna uchhal padi -- haaaann hum do aur haseena baji akeli. yaaaaahooo maza aa jayega zee bhai
mai -- to fir pakad lo hamari mushtarka dushman ko
husna mujhe chhod haseena ke pass bhaagi. haseena baji khadi muskuraye ja rahi thi woh nahi hili. jaise hi husna uske pass pohnchi haseena baji ne uski kalai pakad kar halke se maror di
husna dard se karahne lagi -- aaaahhhhh maaaaaaa zeeeeeeee mujhe bachaaaoo ufff dard se meri jaan nikal jaayegi maaaaaaaa haaye Al**h baji thodi pakad to dheeli karen
haseena --- badmash banti ha is zee ke sath milkar party banati ha. bhul gai thi hum dono bahno ne milkar kyaa wade kar rakhe han. arre bahno ki team samjh me aati ha. tum bahan ko chhod ki team me shamil ho gai. bhugto ab
husna ko utna dard nahi ho raha tha jitna woh drama kar rahi thi
husna -- aaaaaaaiiiiiiii maaaaaaaaa maa mujhe bachaiye haseena baji Bull Nakano ban gai han mera bazu tod dengi aap aaiye plz zee tum hi mujhe bachao is wrestler girl se
mai muskura raha tha -- shukar hai main haseena baji ke karib nahi hua nahi to
haseena baji meri baat ko pura karti boli -- nahi to tera bhi wahi haal hona tha jo is husna ki bachhi ka hone lag pada hai
maa bhi aa gai andr ka nazara dekh hasne lagi -- wahh meri beti wrestler ban gai.
haseena -- haann
maa -- fir to hamare ghar paison ki barish hone wali ha. bata tooney wwe form fill kar dia ha
mai aur husna dono hsne lage aur haseena baji husna ki pakad loose kar bethi. hasti husna jaldi se apni kalai chhudwati mere pass aa kar khadi ho gai
husna -- ab hum teen aur aap akeli
haseena --- to koi bhi mere sath nahi hai
maa-- nahi
haseena -- fir mera is ghar me kyaa kaam main mamu ke ghar chali jaati hon
mai -- itni jaldi kyaa hai. pahle nikah to phadwa lo
maa aur husna itni zor se hasi haseena baji ghabra gai
mai khada aur jaa kar unhe hug kar gaya woh meri ankhon me dekh mere chaude seene par sir rakh gai
maa aur husna hasna band karti karib aa gai
haseena -- kyaa kahin jana zaruri ha
maa -- nahi!.
fir masti me aati hui boli -- aise hi puri zindaagi rah sakti hai theek ha hum tere nikah nahi karte
haseena baji shrama kar sir jhuka gai
husna ne seeti maar di
hum teeno husna ko seeti maarte dekh hairan rah gaye the
husna -- ye maine apni saheli se bajana seekhi ha
maa -- tooney kabhi bataya nahi
husna -- hehe kabhi zarurat hi nahi padi iski
maa -- firse bajana
husna ne firse seeti baja di
maa -- kisi aur ko aati hai
husna fakhar se gardan akdati boli -- mere siva koi nahi baja sakta hai seeti
maa mujhse -- zee beta tujhe bhi seeti nahi bajani aati
mai -- nahi kabhi try hi nahi kia
maa -- koshish karke dekh
maine koshish kari par halki si hi awaz nikal saki
husna aur zor se hasne lagi
maa haseena baji se -- tujhe bhi nahi aati
haseena baji dhire se has padi -- mera seeti bajane se kyaa vasta ye husna ke andr pata nahi kykaa samai jo ye seeti seekh gai. bhala ye bhi larkiyon ke kam hua karte han
maa -- lo ab bhala seeti bajana bhi koi baat ha. le ab mujhe dekh
maa ne moh me ek ungli daali aur seeti baja dali
ab ki baar mai haseena baji aur husna teeno hairan rah gaye the
maa hasti hui -- tum sab kyaa janu mujhe
husna maa se lipat boli -- maa aap to mujhse achi seeti baja leti han
maa -- mai har kam tumsab se badhkar kar lia karti hon
husna -- for example
maa -- abhi nahi fir kabhi sahi
haseena -- abhi kyun nahi
maa-- kyun keh abhi mera mood nahi hai
hasti hui kamre se jane lagi
khub masti badh gai thi hamare ghar me.
haseena aur husna dono se kuch der baat kari fir maa ke pass jaane laga
Bahut jabardast update bhai maa bete ke Romance me khalal daal di aur shayad kuch jaruri baat thi jo Haseena baji batane wali thi dekhte hai hero apni maa ki baat samajh pata hai ya nahimaa kamre me thi
mai ja kar maa ko peeche se hug kar gaya
maa cute smile ke sath -- raat mann nahi bharya
mai -- naheeeenn
maa mera hath pakad kar apne pet par ferne lagi
maa -- maa ke pass kabhi bhi pyaar paane ke liye beta a sakta ha
mai -- tabhi to aaya hon
maa mera hath apni phuddi par rakh gai
mai maa ki phuddi par hath ferne laga maa mast hoti hui boli
maa -- pyaar pane aaya ha ke pyaar dene aaya hai
mai -- dono kam karne aaya hon
maa --- dono kam ek sath kaise karoge zee beta
mai --- lams do jismon se milne se banta ha na
maa --- haan
mai --- to fir pyaar aur maza ek ke hisse me kaise aa sakta ha
maa -- smajhdar hote ja rahe ho zee beta tum
mai -- maa lagta ha aap ne subha subha safai ki hai
maa thodi sharma gai thi. maa ka aks aaine me dikhai de raha tha
mai maa ki phuddi ke upari hisse par hath ferne laga
maa -- mujhe safai pasand ha
mai -- maa aap ki to 24 hrs chikni chamakdar rahti ha na. abhi bal uge hi
kitne the
maa ki saans thodi si bhari hui -- mujhe tera aise khul kar baat karna acha
lag raha ha zee beta
mai -- ab hum dost han naa maa
maa -- han hum pakke dost han
mai firse maa ki phuddi me ungli karta hua bola -- pakke se bhi pakke dost.
acha maa aap kyun nahi panty pahnti han
maa -- kabhi zarurat hi nahi padi. mujhe konsa kahin jana hota hai. fir hamare
khandan me kahan kisi ko is sab ki adat ha
mai -- maa aise to mere double maze han
maa -- haan tere to double han
maa peeche hath lejati mere lund ko hath ferne lagi -- lekin mere double nahi
han
mai -- ye bhi ap ke hi kahne par kam hue han
maa -- koi baat nahi ha zee beta. mai kam maze se bhi kam chala loongi
mai -- chala logi?. lekin hum to control control khel rahe han na
maa aaine me mujhe dekh smile karti hui boli -- wo to hai, lekin is beech jo
maze mil rahe han unhe kyunn chhoda jaaye
maine apna lund maa ke hath samet unki gand par daba dia
mai -- maa sach me ye control control wala khel boda hi romantic ha
maa -- haan zee beta. mujhe bhi ab ye khel bohut bhaane laga ha
maa -- maa is khel me naye rang shamil karen hum
maa mujhe dekh smile se boli -- naye rang?.
mai -- maa aap sab samjh gai ho
maa apne lab bhench smile karne lagi
mai -- matlab aap bhi aisa hi kuch chahne lagi han
maa -- haaan tumhari khushi me main khush hon
mai -- maa ap badi chalak ho
maa --- heehehe maa kiski hon
mai phuddi par ungli kass ke dabata hua bola -- husna ki hahaha
maa --- hehehe haan husna ki
tabhi husna ki awaz aai -- mera zikr kiss khushi me ho raha ha
darwaza khula hua aur hum dono maa beta maze kar rahe the. shukar tha hum dono
hadbadaye nahi maa ne aram se apne hath jo mere lund aur unki gand par tha
side nikal lia maa ki phuddi par jo hath tha woh ab maa ke pet par tha
husna karib aa gai thi mai aur maa waise hi chipke rahe normal rahe
ye hamara pyaar tha, kuch aur hota to hum hadbada jate gharba jaaye
mai -- maa kah rahi thi mai chalak hon tabhi woh bhi chalak han. maine kaha
nahi husna zayada chalak ha tabhi maa husna par gai ha
husna maa aur mujhe ek sath bahun ke ghere me le gayi maa ke gaal ko chum mere
gaal par hont rakhti hui aaine me hum dono ko dekh boli
husna -- haan mai chalak hon.. hehehe maa mujhpar gai ha
mai -- lekin mai ye kaise maaan loon tum mujhse zayada chalak ho
husna -- hehe isme maanne ki kyaa baat ha. mainn hon aap se zayada chalak
maa cute smile se boli -- sabit karo
husna sochne lagi kuch yaad ane par chahakti hui boli -- aahaa yaad aa gaya.
hehehe maa aap ko yaad ha pichhli eid par. hehehe
zor se hasne lagi
mai samjh nahi paya husna ka sath deti maa bhi hasne lagi -- hahaha
mai -- kyaa bat hui thi chhoti eid par
maa hasti hui -- mujhe kyaa pata apni bahan se poochh lo
mai -- haan bhai batav husna kaise tum zayada chalak hui mujhse. kya kia tha
tumne eid par
husna hasti hui -- kyun bataun. jaanna hai to 500 do mujhe
maa --
mai -- maa aap aur husna ki bachhi tum, mujhe confuse mat karo
husna-- hahaha abhi se confuse ho gaye ho aap zee bhai. bataya to pata
nahi aap ki kya halat hogi
maa-- naa husna zee ko mat batana
mai -- ab to mai jan kar hi rahunga
mai bhi masti me aage badhta hua kuch curious hota hua bola
husna-- to laaiye 500 rupe. rakhiye mere hatheli par
hatheli phelati hui boli to mai maa se bola -- mera baap ghar par nahi hai
mere baap ki biwi. mujhe 500 udhaar chahiye
meri is baat par haseena bhi hasti hui wahi aa gai thi. maa aur husna dono
hasne lagi thi
haeena-- husna mai agar bina ek rupe bhi zee ki pocket se nikle sab bata
dun to?
husna usay ghoorne lagi
haseena baji hasne lagi
husna -- to fir meri aap se katti
haseena -- wahh aisi bat ha to fir to mera hi fayda hoga
husna bazu upar ko chadhati boli -- fayda?. aap ka kyaa fayda ha isme
maa aur mai dono bahno ki nok jhok ke maze lene lage
haseena mujhe maa ko aur husna ko dekh boli -- mere kamre me tum kya kah rahi
thi maa kya kah rahi thi. mai akeli aur sab ek. ab mai zee ko sach bata kar
apne sath mila lungi. maa aur tum do mai zee hum do
husna ghabrai hui gusse me aai mujhe aur maa se alag hokar haseena baji ki
taraf badhi
haseena baji firse wrestler bani kafen upar ko karti husna se boli -- aa mere
karib aa. kuch zayada hi kamzor samjh lia ha tooney mujhe chhipkali kahin ki
na hove te
husna ko adha ghanta pahle apni kalai ki pakad yaad aa gai thi. wahi ruk gai
haseena baji ke tever dekh kar
mudi aur maa ko dekh kar rohansi hui boli -- maa ap ki badi beti badi badmash
bhi ha. meri nazuk kalai ki dushman bani marorne todne lag jati ha. aap ki
beti ko kuch aur aata bhi ha kyaaa
husna ka ye sabse bada drama hua karta tha. mai maa aur haseena baji teeno zor
se hasne lage
husna roni soorat bana kar sab ko bari bari dekhne lagi. fir zor zor se hasne
lagi. bhagi aur ja kar haseena baji ko hug karti uske gaal par kiss karti hui
boli
husna -- mujhe pata hai meri bahan mera secret kabhi raveel nahi karegi.
husna ki awaz me aitmad bhara hua tha
maa -- le bhai zee haseena na aati to shayad purani baat ka khulasa ho jata.
500 kharch hote, par tumhari ek badi uljhan sulajh jaati
mai -- uljhan sulajh jati
maa kandhe uchkati hui boli -- isse zayada mai kuch nahi bata sakti
husna aur haseena baji dono ek sath mujhe zubaan nikaal kar chidane lagi.
Lagta hai aaj kuch tufani hone wala hai bahut badiya update bhaimaa bed ki chadar dusurt kar rahi thi. mujhe dekh smile karti boli
maa -- chalo udhar se chadar pakado
mai dusri taraf gaya aur chadar pakad gaya
maa jhuki to unke mumme dikhai dene lage. meri nazren wahi atak gai.
maa meethi smile deti boli -- kyaa dekh rahe ho
mai -- maa woh han to aap ke aur abbu ke bhi lekin mere bhi han, pura pura hak
ha mera unpar
maa chadar chhod hasti hui seedhi ho gai --haq
.. zee kya khub kahi
tooney.
maa hasti chali gai. mai maa ke pass gaya aur maa ko gale se laga liya. maa ab
bhi hase ja rahi thi
mai -- maa ab puri tarah se khul kar hasne lagi han. aap aur bhi bohut pyari
hoti ja rahi han maa
maa-- khane ko ghee shakkar mile to har banda aisa hi kahta ha. tujhe to
fir bhi makhan malai se chopdi mil rahi ha woh bhi bar baar.. woh bhi illegal
tarike se
maa hasne par aai to hasti chali gai. maa ke mumme mere seene me dabe to main
dono baahen kasta hua maa ke mumme aur bhi zayada apne seene me kasta chala
gya. maa ke sir par dupatta nahi tha. main aise hi nangi gardan ke neeche adh
nange mummon ke upar phoonk maarne laga
hasti hui maa chup kar gai. mujhe ghoor kar dekhti boli -- had me raho zee ek
lagaongi thobda toot jaayegi
firse hasne lagi
mai hasti maa ke haste honto par apne hont rakh gaya maa ki hasi tham gai
maa mere gaal par hath ferti mere honto ko chum jhat se alag ho gai aur khule
darwaze ko dekhne lagi
maa -- thode hosh me raho zee
mai -- jaisi maa mujhe ab mili haii hosh ka kyaa kam mere paass
maa --- hmmmm ummmm wahhh ooh achha aisi baat hai
mai -- haan aisi hi baat hai
maa fikr jatati hui boli -- fir to doctor ko dikhana padega tujhe
mai -- doctor to aap ho
maa -- par teeka to tere pass hai
fir hasti hui boli -- kyaa tu apna teeka khud ko laga kar khud ka ilaj khud se
karega
maa ki aisi baat par meri bolti aise band hui maa khilkhila kar hasne lagi
maa
husna fir bhagti hui idhar hi aa gai
mai dil me bol gaya --aa gai rang me bhang milane wali
maa jaise meri ankhen padh gai thi dhire se gungunati hui boli -- bure naseeb
tere
husna -- ye hamare ghar me itni khushiyan itni hasiyan achanak se kyun badh
gai ha maaa zee bhai. ab to sath sath rahne ko dil karta hai
mai -- tum hamari ho kon
husna nak se makkhi udati ke se style me boli -- huh bada aaya madhuri dixit
is baat par maa zur bhi zor se hasne lag gai thi
apni baat par husna maa ka sath deti hasne lagi
bahar se haseena baji ki awaz sunaai di -- mai bhi aa gai aur hasne lagi na to
fir ho gaya aaj hum sab ka nashta.. isliye mai to wahan nahi aa rahi hon
wahi se hasti hui boli-- yahi rah kar hasti hui aata goonghti hon.
aap teeno unchi awaz me mujhe hasane wale baaten karte jaao shabash mujhe
sunate jaao shabash mujhe hasate jaao shabash
husna -- rulana aur sharam dilane wali baten karni bhi humen aati han. hum
unchi awaz me aap ki shadi ki baaten kyun na karen. aur waise bhi aaj to aap
ke woh bhi aane wale han. kyaa naam hai bhala unka
husna sochne ke se andaz me kanpati khujati lagi.
mai -- sohail
husna -- ohh haan woh sohail khadoos kahin ka, youn to kisi ko ghas nahi dalta
ha. lekin jab jab aata ha aap ko taadne lagta ha
is baat par haseena baji kaise na andr aati hath me belna uthaye woh husna ko
peetne ke liye aa rahi thi
husna hath me belna dekh badbadai -- aai gai maa ki badmash beti
haseena baji aate hi teveiyan chadha kar boli -- ab bol!.. kyaa bol rahi thi
tu
husna chaploosi karti hui boli -- arre haseena baji mai to kah rahi thi. aaj
sohail bhai aa rahe han, hamare hone wale jija ji han woh. ap ke sath milkar
hum unki khub seva karengi. jin jin khano aur chizon ka woh shauk farmate han
hum aap ke sath milkar kitchen sambhalengi aur unhe pesh karengi. kyaa aap ko
kuch aur samjh me aaya tha
mai aur maa smile se dono bahno ko dekh rahe the maa ab bhi mere seene me lagi
khadi thi
haseena baji thodi si sharma kar boli -- haan aisi baat hai to theek ha. aaj
mai teri pitai nahi karti. tujhe aaj sach me mera sath dena hai kitchen me.
husna pyari smile ke sath haseena baji ke pass pohnchi aur jhatke se unke hath
se belna chheen kar do qadam door hokar teveriyan chadhati boli
husna -- ab aayi na oontni pahaad ke neeche ab bol ke dikhao to maano. meri
kalai pakad kar to dikhao to manon, hath na tod ke rakh dia to mera naam bhi
husna anwar nahi.
mai aur maa ek sath khilkhila kar hasne lage. haseena jo husna ko ghoorne wali
thi woh bhi hasne lagi
hasti hui bahar jaati boli --
jald hi woh din bhi aane wala hai
jis din tera bhi woh wala aane wala hai.
mai -- wahh wahh haseena baji aap to shayara ban gai
haseena baji jhuki aur adab baja laane wale andaz me boli --- zarra nawazi hai
huzoor ki. hum to sharaya kab ki thi. huzoor ko to aaj hi malum hua.
hassti hui chali gai. husna hamare karib aa gai.
husna -- to aaj sohail bhai ke liye har chiz special banegi ghar me
maa uske gaal ko chum kar boli -- haan zarur banegi. aur jab tera hone wala
dulha bhi aayega, tab bhi har chiz uski pasand ki banegi
ab ke husna sharmati hui wahan se bhagne lagi. jati jati sharam se boli
husna -- mujhe nahi karni shadi vadi!
mai aur maa dono firse hasne lage
hasti hui maa ke pass ab mai hi tha koi aur nahi tha. mai mood me tha khush
tha mera ek hath bhi neeche tha mai apna woh wala hath maa ki phuddi par rakh
sahlane laga
hasti hui maa ekdum se chup kar gai. kuch zayada hi dabav badha tha maa mere
seeene me bhinch gai. maa ke mumme kuch aur dikhai dene lage. maa masti me aai
mere lund ko pakad kar maslane lagi
kuch second hi mai ne maa ki phuddi ko rub kia maa ne mere lund ko dabaya fir
hum dono ek dusre se alag ho gaye
maa -- aaj ki raat special hone wali ha
mai sunkar khush ho gaya tha. maa smile karti boli - chalo ab chadar sahi
karne me meri help karo
mai ghum kar dusri taraf gaya jhuki maa ke adhe se zayada nange mumme dekhta
hua chadar pakad gaya
maa smile karti hui aur bhi zayada jhukti hui thodi si hili to maa ke mumme
thalthala gaye. nazara bada hi dilkash tha, mera lund akadne laga
maa -- chalo bhi ab chadar ko khencho
mai bhari saanse chhodta hua maa ke sath milkar chadar sahi karne laga. fir
maa meri help se kamre me dusre saman ki setting bhi karne lagi.
Suhaagraat ki tyaari ho gyi, chadar bhi bichh gyi waaooooomaa bed ki chadar dusurt kar rahi thi. mujhe dekh smile karti boli
maa -- chalo udhar se chadar pakado
mai dusri taraf gaya aur chadar pakad gaya
maa jhuki to unke mumme dikhai dene lage. meri nazren wahi atak gai.
maa meethi smile deti boli -- kyaa dekh rahe ho
mai -- maa woh han to aap ke aur abbu ke bhi lekin mere bhi han, pura pura hak
ha mera unpar
maa chadar chhod hasti hui seedhi ho gai --haq
.. zee kya khub kahi
tooney.
maa hasti chali gai. mai maa ke pass gaya aur maa ko gale se laga liya. maa ab
bhi hase ja rahi thi
mai -- maa ab puri tarah se khul kar hasne lagi han. aap aur bhi bohut pyari
hoti ja rahi han maa
maa-- khane ko ghee shakkar mile to har banda aisa hi kahta ha. tujhe to
fir bhi makhan malai se chopdi mil rahi ha woh bhi bar baar.. woh bhi illegal
tarike se
maa hasne par aai to hasti chali gai. maa ke mumme mere seene me dabe to main
dono baahen kasta hua maa ke mumme aur bhi zayada apne seene me kasta chala
gya. maa ke sir par dupatta nahi tha. main aise hi nangi gardan ke neeche adh
nange mummon ke upar phoonk maarne laga
hasti hui maa chup kar gai. mujhe ghoor kar dekhti boli -- had me raho zee ek
lagaongi thobda toot jaayegi
firse hasne lagi
mai hasti maa ke haste honto par apne hont rakh gaya maa ki hasi tham gai
maa mere gaal par hath ferti mere honto ko chum jhat se alag ho gai aur khule
darwaze ko dekhne lagi
maa -- thode hosh me raho zee
mai -- jaisi maa mujhe ab mili haii hosh ka kyaa kam mere paass
maa --- hmmmm ummmm wahhh ooh achha aisi baat hai
mai -- haan aisi hi baat hai
maa fikr jatati hui boli -- fir to doctor ko dikhana padega tujhe
mai -- doctor to aap ho
maa -- par teeka to tere pass hai
fir hasti hui boli -- kyaa tu apna teeka khud ko laga kar khud ka ilaj khud se
karega
maa ki aisi baat par meri bolti aise band hui maa khilkhila kar hasne lagi
maa
husna fir bhagti hui idhar hi aa gai
mai dil me bol gaya --aa gai rang me bhang milane wali
maa jaise meri ankhen padh gai thi dhire se gungunati hui boli -- bure naseeb
tere
husna -- ye hamare ghar me itni khushiyan itni hasiyan achanak se kyun badh
gai ha maaa zee bhai. ab to sath sath rahne ko dil karta hai
mai -- tum hamari ho kon
husna nak se makkhi udati ke se style me boli -- huh bada aaya madhuri dixit
is baat par maa zur bhi zor se hasne lag gai thi
apni baat par husna maa ka sath deti hasne lagi
bahar se haseena baji ki awaz sunaai di -- mai bhi aa gai aur hasne lagi na to
fir ho gaya aaj hum sab ka nashta.. isliye mai to wahan nahi aa rahi hon
wahi se hasti hui boli-- yahi rah kar hasti hui aata goonghti hon.
aap teeno unchi awaz me mujhe hasane wale baaten karte jaao shabash mujhe
sunate jaao shabash mujhe hasate jaao shabash
husna -- rulana aur sharam dilane wali baten karni bhi humen aati han. hum
unchi awaz me aap ki shadi ki baaten kyun na karen. aur waise bhi aaj to aap
ke woh bhi aane wale han. kyaa naam hai bhala unka
husna sochne ke se andaz me kanpati khujati lagi.
mai -- sohail
husna -- ohh haan woh sohail khadoos kahin ka, youn to kisi ko ghas nahi dalta
ha. lekin jab jab aata ha aap ko taadne lagta ha
is baat par haseena baji kaise na andr aati hath me belna uthaye woh husna ko
peetne ke liye aa rahi thi
husna hath me belna dekh badbadai -- aai gai maa ki badmash beti
haseena baji aate hi teveiyan chadha kar boli -- ab bol!.. kyaa bol rahi thi
tu
husna chaploosi karti hui boli -- arre haseena baji mai to kah rahi thi. aaj
sohail bhai aa rahe han, hamare hone wale jija ji han woh. ap ke sath milkar
hum unki khub seva karengi. jin jin khano aur chizon ka woh shauk farmate han
hum aap ke sath milkar kitchen sambhalengi aur unhe pesh karengi. kyaa aap ko
kuch aur samjh me aaya tha
mai aur maa smile se dono bahno ko dekh rahe the maa ab bhi mere seene me lagi
khadi thi
haseena baji thodi si sharma kar boli -- haan aisi baat hai to theek ha. aaj
mai teri pitai nahi karti. tujhe aaj sach me mera sath dena hai kitchen me.
husna pyari smile ke sath haseena baji ke pass pohnchi aur jhatke se unke hath
se belna chheen kar do qadam door hokar teveriyan chadhati boli
husna -- ab aayi na oontni pahaad ke neeche ab bol ke dikhao to maano. meri
kalai pakad kar to dikhao to manon, hath na tod ke rakh dia to mera naam bhi
husna anwar nahi.
mai aur maa ek sath khilkhila kar hasne lage. haseena jo husna ko ghoorne wali
thi woh bhi hasne lagi
hasti hui bahar jaati boli --
jald hi woh din bhi aane wala hai
jis din tera bhi woh wala aane wala hai.
mai -- wahh wahh haseena baji aap to shayara ban gai
haseena baji jhuki aur adab baja laane wale andaz me boli --- zarra nawazi hai
huzoor ki. hum to sharaya kab ki thi. huzoor ko to aaj hi malum hua.
hassti hui chali gai. husna hamare karib aa gai.
husna -- to aaj sohail bhai ke liye har chiz special banegi ghar me
maa uske gaal ko chum kar boli -- haan zarur banegi. aur jab tera hone wala
dulha bhi aayega, tab bhi har chiz uski pasand ki banegi
ab ke husna sharmati hui wahan se bhagne lagi. jati jati sharam se boli
husna -- mujhe nahi karni shadi vadi!
mai aur maa dono firse hasne lage
hasti hui maa ke pass ab mai hi tha koi aur nahi tha. mai mood me tha khush
tha mera ek hath bhi neeche tha mai apna woh wala hath maa ki phuddi par rakh
sahlane laga
hasti hui maa ekdum se chup kar gai. kuch zayada hi dabav badha tha maa mere
seeene me bhinch gai. maa ke mumme kuch aur dikhai dene lage. maa masti me aai
mere lund ko pakad kar maslane lagi
kuch second hi mai ne maa ki phuddi ko rub kia maa ne mere lund ko dabaya fir
hum dono ek dusre se alag ho gaye
maa -- aaj ki raat special hone wali ha
mai sunkar khush ho gaya tha. maa smile karti boli - chalo ab chadar sahi
karne me meri help karo
mai ghum kar dusri taraf gaya jhuki maa ke adhe se zayada nange mumme dekhta
hua chadar pakad gaya
maa smile karti hui aur bhi zayada jhukti hui thodi si hili to maa ke mumme
thalthala gaye. nazara bada hi dilkash tha, mera lund akadne laga
maa -- chalo bhi ab chadar ko khencho
mai bhari saanse chhodta hua maa ke sath milkar chadar sahi karne laga. fir
maa meri help se kamre me dusre saman ki setting bhi karne lagi.
shukriya abhi sham hone ko ha sham ke bad ratriGood work ab ratri ka intezar hai waiting for next