Update 35
Jabh kisise pyaar hota hai toh usko aapne bareme aur aapne parivaar ke bareme sab kuch bata dena chahiye.Agar kuch chupaya jaye toh baadme problem ata hai.Isiliye maine thann liya Pari ko sab batane ke liye.
Main- Kahan se shuru karoon samajh nahi a raha hai.
Pari- Pehle tumhare bareme batao.
Main uske hath aapne hath mein rakhkar bolna shuru kia.
Main- Mera naam hai Veer.Main abhi abhi school khatam kia.Par aisa nahi keh sakte abhi reault ana baaki hai.
Pari- Mujhe pata hai tum pass ho jayoge.
Main- Acha tumko pata bhi chal gaya.Kahin bhavishya toh nahi dekti.
Pari- Muskurakar...Bhavishya toh nahi dekhti par tumhare bhavishya ke bareme bol sakti hoon.
Main- Acha toh batao kya hai mera bhavishya.
Pari- Tumhare bhavishya ujjwal hai.
Main- Haan haan woh toh hoga hi mere sasurji tohh bahot bada aadmi hai.
Yeh baat bolkar main has pada.Mere sath Pari bhi has padi.
Pari- Aur kuch batao na.
Main- Sochte huye...Mmm haan mujhe painting karna acha lagta hai jab bhi bore hota hoon painting karta hoon.
Pari- Acha tumhe painting karna bhi ata hai.
Main- Haan.
Pari- Baise tum acha ghate ho.
Main- Majak maat karo.
Pari- Nahi nahi sachi.
Main- Toh Indian Idol mein jaon.
Pari- Nahi nahi itna acha bhi nahi.
Iss baat par hum dono has pade.
Main- Aab aapne bareme batao.
Pari- Mera naam hai Pari.Main aapni mummy aur papa ki ladli hoon.Main medical student hoon.
Main- Tum doctor banna chahte ho.
Pari- Haan.Mujhe bahot pasand hai yeh profession.
Main- Mere liye toh acha hai.Agar bimar pada toh bina kharch ke ilaz karva lunga.
Pari- Aisa nahi hone wala.Main toh tumhare wallet katunga.
Main- Bapre phir toh mera kalyan ho gaya.
Main aur Pari has pada.
Main- Par mera ek shart hai.Mujhe sui maat lagana.
Pari- Itna bada hokar sui se darte ho.
Main- Acha.Cockroach cockroach.
Pari cheekh kar mere ghod mein beth gayi.
Pari- Bhagao eeee cockroach.
Main bas has raha tha.Tabhi usko samajh aya main majak kar raha hoon.Phir woh mere ghodse uthkar beth gayi.
Pari- Jhote kahin ke.
Main- Tum keh rahi thi mujhe sui se dar lagta hai.Aab tum toh piddi sa cockroach se darte ho.
Pari- Cockroach bahot ee disgusting hote hai.
Main- Acha chalo.Tumhare parivaar ke bareme batao.
Pari- Mere parivaar mein sirf main, mummy, papa hai.
Main- Aur koi nahi hai.
Pari- Main sirf yehi janti hoon.Tum aapne parivaar ke bareme batao.
Main- Mere paeivaar mein sirf mere Dadi hai jo mere sath rehti hai.Mere do bua bhi hai.
Pari- Tum aapne Dadi se bahot pyaar karte ho?
Main- Haan.Wohi mere liye sab kuch hai.Jab se hosh samala sirf unko hi dekha hai.
Pari- Tum aapne Dadi se milvaoge na mujhe.
Main- Haan jorur par abhi nahi.
Pari- Thik hai.Tum yaha kahan aye the.
Iss baat ko sunkar main thoda gambhir ho gaya.
Main- Main yaha par aapne buaon ko lejane aya tha.
Pari- Matlab?
Main- Bua kisi baat se naraj hai isliye woh logh gaon nahi jate.Dadi se bhi nahi milte.
Pari- Par kyu?
Main- Mere bajase.
Pari- Tumhare bajase.
Main- Main yaha par aya tha yeh janne ke liye ki woh logh hamare yaha kyu nahi jate.Iss liye maine naukar banke bua ke ghar gaya tha janne ke liye ki baat kya hai.Par mujhe kuch bhi pata nahi chala.Jiss din tum ruthke chali gayi thi uss din un logon ko pata chal gaya tha mere bareme.Toh unhone bataya ki mere bajase woh logh Dadi se nahi milte.
Pari- Tum naukar bane aapne Dadi ke liye.
Main- Main kuch bhi kar sakta hoon Aapne Dadi ke liye.
Pari mujhe gale laga liya.
Pari- Tum bahot ache ho.
Main- Acha mujhe toh malum hi nahi tha ki main itna acha hoon.
Pari- Mujhse alagh hokar....Par tumne aisa kya kia jo woh logh tumse nafrat karte hai.
Main- Shayed nafrat nahi mujhse naraj hai.Par mujhe nahi malum pada ki maine kya kia hai.Uncle ne bataya ki samay ane par malum pad jayega.Main uss samay ka intezar kar raha hoon taki main sab kuch thik kar sakoon.
Pari- Haan sab kuch samay see karna padta hai.Baise tum aab rahoge kahan.
Main- Aapne kirai ke ghar par.Soch raha hoon gaon bapas chala jayonga.
Pari- Tum mujhe chodkar chale jayoge.
Main- Are thodi na hamisha ke liye.Bas Dadi ki yaad a raha hai.
Pari- Thik hai.Par tumko vada karna hoga ki tum mujhe har roj phone karoge.
Main- Jorur.
Tabhi mera phone bajne laga.Maine dekha ki munimji phone kar rahi thi.Main ghabra gaya kahin kuch huya toh nahi.Maine jaldi se phone pick kia.
Main- Hello munimji.Sab kuch thik toh hai na.
Munimji- Chote malik.Malkin ko heart attack aya hai.
Main ek damam se khada ho gaya.
Main- Kyaaaaa.Kab kaise.
Munimji- Pata nahi.Main unko shahar2 le aya.Woh abhihi hospital mein hai.
Main- Kis hospital.
Munimji- City Hospital.
Main- Thik hai main a raha hoon.
Mere ankhon se asu behne laga.Main jamin par beth gaya.Jor jor se rone laga.Pari mujhe iss halat mein dekhkar ghabra gayi.Woh mere pas akar bol rahi thi.
Pari- Kya huya tum ro kyu rahe ho.Kya huya.
Main- Rote huye...Dadi ko heart attack aya hai.Woh hospital mein admit hai.
Pari- Kya kis hospital mein.
Main- City hospital.
Pari- chalo utho hame chalna chahiye.
Pari mujhe uthakar car mein le gayi.Main bas bethkar ro raha tha.Pari car chalate chalate ro rahi thi.