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Ishtiyaque

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Main us ladki ko ley kr ghuse main canteen se bahir nikla humare peeche sb aa gai main poncha usi gang k pas g han sameer ansari ki gang k pas wo us ladki k sth mujhe dekh kr chounk gye mere sth baqi itni ladkiyan thin yeh dekh k wo

Romi : ary bhai dekho aik ko cheda to yeh khud kitni sari ley aya humare liye

Main : kya huwa tha yahan khud btao gye ya main uglwaon

Romi : tu hum se uglwaye ga han janta hai na hum ko mera baap yahan ka trusty hai aur bhai ka baap yahan ka minister hai saale teri lash b nahi mile gi kisi ko

Main : zobia btao kya huwa tha

Zobia : subha jb main aai to in logon se kisi trah bach k nikal gai lekin abhi break time in ki nazar mujh pey pad gai inon ne mujhe bola k main is ko yehni sameer ko kiss karon to jane den gye main ne inkar kiya to is ladki ne mujhe thapad mar diya badle main main ne b aik laga diya to sameer ne mere sth zabardasti krne ki koshish ki mere kapde b phat gye main kisi trah bhag gai

Main : tum ladki ho k in jaison ka sth dey rahi ho sharam nahi aai

Ladki : sameer mera boyfriend hai aur aik kiss hi ki to bat thi na

Main : oh to yeh bat hai chalo tum mujhe kiss karo agr aisi hi bat hai to

Sameer : saale had main reh

Main : ab kya huwa apni dafa gand phat gai kya chal tujhe option deta hon agr is ladki ne mujhe kiss kiya to tujhe chodd don ga agr nahi to agye jo ho ga wo tum soch b nahi sakte

Romi : bhai main ne call kar di hai apne log aa rehe hain is ko aaj chodna mat

Main : lo matlb k tum log nahi mano gye khair tum jaison k liye main nahi ladon ga tum aik ladki se hi jeet pao to badi bat hai gudiya zara apne hath khol lo

Farzana : thanks bhai mere dil ki bat bol di aap ne

Gudiya agye aai to wo sb dekh k hansne lage

Sameer : yeh ladye gi hum se

Romi : uff jitni nazak hai yeh to payar karne laiq hai bhai aik bar mil jaye to maza hi aa jaye

Farzana : han to aa k choo k to dikha

Sameer ne aik ladka agye bejha wo bhag k aya gudiya ko marne k liye gudiya ne bhag k jump kiya aur apna ghutna modd k us ki chati pey mara aur sth hi us ki gardan hath se pakad li sar neche dey mara koi kuch samjhta gudiya hath bande khadi thi aur wo behosh ho chuka tha

Farzana : kya huwa saanp soong gya kya aao na

Ab sameer k gand phat gai thi us ko lagne laga tha k ghalat jaga panga ley liya hai kyun k agr aik ladki itni phurti se fight kar sakti hai to main kya karon ga ab ki bar dusra aya us ne gudiya ko punch mara gudiya ne khade khade hi apne gardan side kar li aur us ka punch hath se roak liya gudiya ne ghoom k us ko utha k zameen pey dey mara aur sth hi us ka wo hath modd k tod diya aik cheekh k sth wo b behosh ho gya itne main wahan aur bohat se ladky aa gye jin k hathon main baseball bat, hockey, bike chain aur knuckle spunds the jo k metal k hote hain punch marne k liye

Farzana : oh to yehi hain sb kya humm 8 bs 8 hi chalo aisa karo time nahi hai sb aik sth aao

Wahan lag bhag poori universty hi jama ho gai thi wo sb heran the k yeh ladki hai kya cheez 8 ghundon ko aik sth invite kar rahi hai itne main wahan kuch lecturars aur universty k dean b aa gye

Dean : kya ho raha hai yaha kon log hain yeh

Main : sshhh chup kar k dekho bolna nahi us ko pasand nahi koi beech main bole nahi to samne wale ko chodd k wo pehle us ko marti hai jo beech main bolta hai

Yeh sun k dean ki huwa nikal gai wo chup ho gya udher un sb ne gudiya ko gher liya tha un sab ne gudiya pey humla kar diya per gudiya apne speed main aa gai kisi ko nazar b nahi aa rahi thi kisi ko kick to kisi ko punch lag raha tha bs sb ki cheekhon ki aur hadiyan tootne ki awaz hi aa rahi thi 1 minute b nahi laga ho ga wo 8 k 8 zameen pey the jb sb ne khamoshi hone pey dekha to sb k sb neeche behosh pade the kisi ka sar phata tha to kisi ki naak kisi ka hath toota tha to kisi ki tang to kisi k daant jb gudiya ne sameer ko dekha to wo kanpne laga wo sb bhagne ko huwe to

Farzana : sochna b mat k bhag jao gye khade rehe to shaid bach jao warna main bhaga bhaga k bohat marti hon

Wo sb khade ho gye gudiya agye gai aur sameer ko rakh k aik diya jis se us k munh aur naak se khoon aane laga

Farzana : aaj k bahd kisi ladki ko cheda to zinda gadh doon gi zameen main

Us k bahd gudiya ne romi ko aik thapad mara us ka b hal waisa hi huwa din main taare nazar aane lage us ko

Farzana : kya bola tha main mil jaon to maza aye ga ab aya maza ya aur doon

Phir us ladki ki traf bahdi wo dar k gudiya k paon pad gai

Ladki : mujhe mahaf kar do ghalti ho gai aaj k bahd kuch nahi karon gi please mahaf kar do

Farzana : naam kya hai tera

Ladki : mona

Gudiya ne usye b aik thapad mara lekin thoda halka

Farzana : yeh zobia ko marne k liye ainda ghalti nahi honi chaye ab niklo yahan se

Main : wow maza aa gya aa jao madam class main chalen

Farzana : han class ka time ho gya chalo

Main : ary jao sb apni class main chalo sb

Dean : tum sb ne ghalat kiya jante ho wo kon hai

Main : han janta hon kon hai hum ko koi tension nai to aap kyun lete ho

Hum class k liye chale gye zobia thakur b sth thi

Main : tum humare sth kyun nahi gai canteen aur subha se bat b nahi ki akele bethi rehi class main aik traf

Zobia : wo wo main

Farzana : bhai aap se naraz hai itne dinon se bat nahi ki na aap ne is se

Main : yar aise naraz rehne se koi masla kabhi hal huwa hai kya mujh se pooch to sakti thi kitna busy tha phir hum gaon chod k city b shift ho gye

Zobia : kya aap city aa gye ho wow main b ab aap k pas rahon gi

Main : kya kya to ghar walon se kya bolo gi

Zobia : bol don gi roz roz nahi aa sakti ghar universty b city main hai

Main : chal main bat kar lon ga tumhare papa se

Zobia : o god aik problem ho gai

Main : ab kya huwa wo jb unon ne cheda to main bhagi to main ne jaldi main papa ko call kr k sb bta diya wo abhi aate hi hon gye

Main : tum b na jb pata hai main hon yahan to kya zaroorat thi acha sun main dekh lon ga chalo canteen main

Hum canteen aa gye wahan aik aur surprise tha haniya aur anaya dono bethi thin

Main : tum log yahan anaya tum ne aaj nahi aana tha na aur haniya tum is k sth kaise

Haniya : main gai aap k ghar wahan pata chala aap universty ho to is ko ley k main b aa gai abhi dekha hum ne fight show phir hum yahan aa gai hum ko pata tha aap log idher hi aao gye

Main : acha hai to anaya tumhare papa chale gye wapis

Anaya : han g tabhi to aai hon kal se app k sth ok

Main : acha theek hai

Haniya : aur main b ab aap k pas hi rahon gi

Farzana : ok to acha hai dekho bhai k sth main, zobia, sumaira, shumaila, hain hi aap dono b ho jao gi sb aik hi class main hain

Main : chalo acha hai btao kya lo gi

Haniya : samosa aur chahye

Main : kya bat hai aaj mausam kuch kya badla aap to shuro ho gai

Sb hansne lagi main ne sb k liye order kiya kuch der main hi order aa gya canteen main bethe baqi students mujhe aur farzana ko ajeeb nazroon se dekh rehe the hum ne khna peena kiya itne main kuch gadiyan universty main aai

Main : zobia tumhre papa

Zobia foran uth khadi hoi hum b us k sth bahir aye samne hi jamshed thakur gadi se utra us k sth us k bande b the zobia bhag k apne papa k gale lag gai universty ka dean b bhag k aya kyun k wo b jamshed thakur ki power janta tha

J thakur : kon hai wo bato mujhe

Zobia : nahi papa sb theek ho gya in sb ne meri madad ki

Jamshed thakur ne jb mujhe dekha to mere pas aya

J thakur : ary kashi beta tum mujhe to yad hi nahi k tum b ho yahan mujhe aane ki zaroorat hi nahi thi

Main : kuch nahi huwa uncle aap ko to pata hai pehle din ragging hoti hai bache hain bs thoda ziyada ho gya tha lekin hum hain na yahan dekh lo meri to zaroorat hi nahi padi meri sherni hi kafi hai gudiya is ne 10 ko akele hi nipta diya

J thakur : kahan hain wo

Main : wo to gye apne sthiyaon k hospital ley k aur aap k peeche universty k dean khade hain

Jamshed thakur ne peeche dekha to dean ki traf chala pada

J thakur : pehli aur akhiri warning dey raha hon aaj k bahd meri beti pey aik kharoch b aai na tu gya samjha

Dean : sorry sir pata nahi tha aap ki beti hai aur wo b qaisar ansari ka beta hai aap hi btao main kya karon

J thakur : kya qaisar ansari ka beta hahaha ab maza aye ga saale ne mujhe behizat kiya tha jab main elections hara tha kashi beta meri beti ka khayal rakhna

Main : g uncle aap fikar na karen

Zobia : wo papa main in k sth hi rehna chahti hon yeh sb b wahan hi hain padhai b ho jaye gi roz ana jana b nahi ho ga

Main : han uncle zobia theek bol rehi hai

J thakur : wo to theek hai per is ki maa ko kya jawab doon ga main

Zobia : main maa se bat kar lon gi aap jao

Jamshed thakur chala gya us k bahd hum b wapis ghar k liye nikle aapi k sth b aur zobia ki gadi b thi hum bike se wapis ghar aa gye ghar ponche to sb ko jb pata chala kya huwa phir ammi abu zobia se b mile wo b khush huwe k humare sth rehe gi

Ammi : aaj pehle din hi ladki ley aya gudiya nazar rakh is pey

Farzana : nahi ammi yeh to college time ki hai

Ammi : ok theek hai jao sb fresh ho jao aur han room b dikha dena is ko

Phir hum oper aye to

Zobia : wow yeh aap ka ghar hai o my god yeh to koi mahel hai itna bada ghar aur aap aik aam si dress main aik aam si bike pey kya bat hai

Main : kuch to waja ho gi na is liye main show off nahi karna chahta

Farzana : yeh raha tumhara room aur han chaho to haniya k sth share kar lo

Zobia : han kyun nahi itna bada room hai to dono ko masla nahi ho ga aur phir mujhe b to koi chahye na baten karne k liye

Main : ok aap sb fresh ho k neeche aao khana khane k liye ok

Phir sb fresh ho k neeche aai khana khane

Main : kaisi ho nani

Nani : shukar hai tujhe hum b nazar aye

Main : kya nani aap to tahna dene lagi

Nargis : aur kya karen matlb k baghair to tum hum se bat hi nahi karte

Main : dadi aap k hote huwe dekh lo kya bol rehi hain

Dadi : main kuch nahi bolon gi tum khud hi handal karo waise ghalat b nahi keh rehi wo

Main : ok theek hai samjh gya aaj aap teeno room no 13 main sona aaj aap se main bohat si baten karon ga

Farzana : han baten..

Ammi : chup besharam

Chachi : aa jao khana kha lo lag gya hai

Sadia : mariyam aur zariya chalo beta

Main : kyun zariya kaisa raha college ka pehla din

Zariya : first class lekin action miss kr diya hum ne hum ko pata hi der se chala

Mariyam : hum ne to dekh liya kya fight thi gudiya maza aa gya aap to wo jaise movies main hoti hain na ninja fighter waisi lag rehi thin

Mami : beta baten bahd main karna aao khana thanda ho jaye ga

Imran bhai b bahir se aate huwe

Imtan : ary khane ki tiyari chal rehi hai

Main : han g aa jao aap b

Imran bhai b hath dho k aa gye

Main : kahan the aap

Imran : wo qaisar se milne gya tha

Main : apne dost se per wo to gaon main hai na

Imran : nahi wo b city shift ho gye the

Phir hum ne khana khaya us k bahd main utha aur bahir laon main gya wahan shera se mila wo bohat khush huwe noor b gudiya k sth aa gai peeche peeche zobia aur haniya b aa gai jb unon ne sher dekha to dar gai

Main : daro nahi yeh apne hi hain kuch nahi kehte noor btao in ko

Noor : prince idher aao

Main ne door khola prince bhag k noor k gale lag gya jise dekh k wo dono heran hoi

Main : dekh liya bola tha na

Zobia : wow yeh to har bat manta hai

Main ne mark ko bulaya wo aya

Main : in k khane ka kaisa chal raha hai

Mark : aik bakra roz aata hai in k liye

Main : in ka taste change b karwao beef aur chicken b laya karo

Mark : ok theek hai

Main : sun kal tiyar rehna main ne msg kar diya hai kya karna hai

Mark : ok bahi aisa hi ho ga

Haniya : thoda ajeeb lag raha hai jaise susral aa gai hon

Zobia : kya kya matlb kya hai

Main : wait wait zobia shaid tum ko pata nahi haniya meri hone wali wife hai

Zobia : itni badi bat chupai tum ne

Main : ary pagal kon sa sirf yeh hai ab tak bohat c hain jin se meri shadi honi hai poori list hai tum b shamil ho us main agye tumhari marzi

Zobia : main b hon acha phir theek hai

Haniya : dekh lo is ko ab sharma rahi hai

Hum hansne lage to wo aur sharma gai main ne age badh k us ko gale lga liya haniya b aa k gale lag gai itne main

Farzana : ab ho gya alag ho jao

Noor : baba ab yeh b new mummy hain

Main : han beta

Noor : bs karo baba itni mummy ho gai jab in k bache hon gye aap bhool jao gye kon sa kis mummy se hai

Main : hath halka rakh beta

Noor : such b na bolon kyun mummy

Farzana : han beta keh to theek rehi ho

Hum sb hunsne lage phir apne apne room main ja k rest ki sham ko chaye pey sb neeche ikathe huwe chaye peene k bahd main adnan k ghar gya door tooba ne khola

Tooba : kashi aao

Main : kaisi ho aapi

Tooba : aaj khair hai bohat dino bahd aapi bola hai

Main : bs dil kiya bol diya waise b mera dil hai jab aap ko payar karon to aapi bolon aik alag hi ahsas hota hai tab

Tooba : han bat to theek hai

Main : kider hain aunty aur adnan

Tooba : wo oper hain chat pey

Main : ok main b chalta hon oper

Main jab oper poncha to dekha dono besharam kiss krne main lagye the

Main : kuch to sharam karo kisi ne dekh liya to kya ho ga

Dono alag ho gye foran

Noor bano : kashi tum ho dara hi diya tha

Main : aise kaam kyun karte ho k dar lagye neeche room main chale jate

Noor bano : main to bola is ko abhi na kar yeh kahan sunta hai

Adnan : sorry bhai ghalti ho gai

Main : bat ghalti ki nahi hai dekh kisi ko pata chala to kya ho ga han is liye ahtiyat achi cheez hai

Noor bano : acha bol ab mujhe kab time dey raha hai

Main : kitni besharam ho apne bete k samne hi us k dost se time mang rahi ho

Adnan : bhai itna hi haji na ban time dey dey ta k mera b kuch ho saala muth muth mar mar k tang hon na ammi karne deti hain na wo appi

Main : ok theek hai to aap ko kal raat ka time hai theek hai tiyar rehna

Noor bano : main to tiyar hi tiyar hon

Main : wo wala nahi aap kal ja rahi ho meri ammi k sth rani bua ne parlor open kr liya hai kal us ki opning b hai aur aap ki b

Noor bano : matlb

Main : kal aap wahan full body wax karwao gi apni pari ko b chamka k lana

Noor bano : oh acha theek hai ammi ko bol dena phir

Main : ok theek hai main chalta hon kuch kaam hai

Main wahan se nikla anaya k ghar gya najma aunty se mila

Najma : kya bat hai aaj humari yad b aa gai

Main : aap ko kon bhoola hai aunty kaisi hain

Najma : main to aik dum se theek hon tum sunao kaisa raha universty ka din

Main : anaya ne btaya hi ho ga

Anaya : g bilkul btaya hai mirch masala lga kar

Main : janu apne hath se chaye to bna k pila do

Anaya : mujhe pata tha main rakh k hi aai hon

Main : wow matlb meri sangat ka asar hai samjh gai ho

Anaya : han bs ab aap samjh jao

Najma : sun liya na is ko b aag lagi hoi hai

Main : ary fikar na karo jaldi hi shadi ho gi meri is se

Phir anaya chaye lai main ne pee

Us k bahd main irfan k ghar gya jahan sunbal ne gate khola

Sunbal : ary waha aap aao aao kaise hain

Main : main to theek hon tum kaisi ho

Sunbal : main b theek hon

Main andar aya shakra aunty bethi thin un se mila

Shakra : kaisa hai beta

Main : theek hon khala aap sunao kahan hai dulah dulhan

Shakra : dono gye hain bahir ghoomne

Main : acha hai aik dusre k sth time guzar len nahi to phir dono ne job pey chale jana hai

Shakra : han beta yeh to hai

Main : aap sabzi kaat rehi ho yeh hai na is ko bolo

Shakra : yehi bnaye gi main sirf kaat rehi hon

Main : kya sunbal tum bna leti ho khana

Sunbal : han hum ghareeb the koi faltu k shoq the nahi maa ne bachpan main hi seekha diya sb

Main ne us ko gale lagaya us k mathe ko chooma

Main : shabash meri gudiya i love you humesha khush raho aur ab se ghareeb nahi ho aap samjhi

Shakra : beta bohat kar liya humare liye

Main : ary khala bs b karo aap k liye nahi karon ga kis k liye karon ga han waise aap abhi b jawan ho main ne diyan hi ab diya sunbal kya kehti ho tere sth sth in ko b teri saotan na bna lon

Main aur sunbal hansne lagye jab k shakra khala ne apni jooti uthai marne k liye to main bhag gya aur wahan se nikal k nargis dadi k ghar gya aaj din ka khana to wo log humare han hi kha aye the main wahan b thodi der betha phir ghar aa gya

Udher dusri traf qaisar ansari ghuse se pagal huwa ghoom raha tha us ne aik call ki aur us k bahd sofe pey beth gya aur bhadbhadne laga

Qaisar ansari : saala aik maseebat kam thi wo black tiger jis ne sb khatam kar diya oper se yeh universty ka lafda kal dekhta hon kon hai saala jis ne mere bete pey hath uthaya.

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Main ghar aya to baqi uth chuke the main ja k apne room main so gya phir din ko utha khane k time fresh ho k neeche aya aur sb se hello hey hoi

Ammi : aa gya beta kya bat hai thak gya tha kya

Main : han bs thoda sa

Dadi : beta news sun li sb ne

Main : oh acha to aap hi btao kya mera farz nahi hai k apne desh apne country k logon ki hifazat karon

Abu : beta hum ne yeh to nahi kaha bs darr lagta hai kahen kuch ho na jaye wo log bohat khatarnak hote hain

Farzana : choddo b abu koi aur bat karo

Fariha : chalo khana lgao sb

Wo sb uth gai khana lgane lagi kuch der main sb ne khana khaya khane k bahd adnan b aa gya

Main : kya bat hai tujhe b khabar mil gai kya

Adnan : han khabar to mil gai thi lekin tum so rehe the ab chal pata hai na aaj kya din hai

Main : han sunday hai aur kya

Adnan : to janab yeh b pata ho ga kal kya hai

Main : han monday hai zehar si bat hai

Ammi : kabhi kabhi tum bilkul budu ban jate ho

Main : yar paheli kyun bujha raha hai seedha bol na

Adnan : kal humara first day hai universty ka

Main : oh yar main to bhool hi gya tha chal ja k shopping kar lete hain kuch

Adnan : is liye hi to aya hon chal

Ammi : hello bhool rehe ho koi aur b hai jis ne kal aap k sth jana hai

Main : han yar wo sumaira, shumaila, gudiya sb ne jana hai ary jao sb tiyar ho k aao aur reema, irum aur naz aap log b

Wo sb gai tiyar ho k aai phir hum shopping kiye gye wahan apni zaroorat ka saman liya phir hum wapis aa gye agle din humara pehla din tha raat k khane k bahd main apne room main jane laga k raste main chachi mujhe pakad k apne room main ley gai aur andar ja k darwaza band kr liya main to un ko dekhta hi raha aaj un ka is trah apna haq jitana acha lag raha tha main to un ko hi dekh raha tha wo aik dum se mujhe kiss karne lagi main b un ka sth dene laga aur un ko bahon main bhar liya kuch der bahd wo khud hi alag hoi

Main : main janta hon aap ko meri zaroorat hai aap room ka door khula rakhna main aaon ga abhi chalta hon

Chachi : main intezar karon gi ok lazmi aana

Main jab bahir nikla to samne ammi, rani bua, kashmala bua, choti ammi, noreen aunty, sehrish aunty, zeenat aunty bethi thin meri nazar un pey padi to main sharma gya jab un sb ki jo hunsi chooti

Main : kya yar ammi aap b in k sth mil gai

Ammi : main ne kya kiya acha chal nahi hanste waise huwa kya hai

Main : aap aao aik bar aap ko btata hon

Noreen : hey dekh ley rukhsana seedha invite kar raha hai tujhe besharam khud apni maa ko to bakhsh dey

Main : main ne maa baap ki maa nahi bakhshi yeh to phir b apni hai waise aap ka b dil kar raha hai na

Zeenat : lagta hai main hi rehti hon

Ammi : to kisi ne roka hi kya kashi aaj is ko b nazi k sth ley jana

Main : jaisa aap bolo ammi

Main wahan se nikal gya aur oper aya wahan sari jama thin

Main : ab aap log sb yahan

Farzana : aise hi aa gai sb aap bolo to chali jain gi

Main : main kyun bolon aise munh bna len gi

Fariha : han to nahi bnana chahye thoda sa time hi to chahye bs

Main : han to main ne kb roka hai waisa irum kya socha hai agye

Irum : sochna kya hai aap ne itna bada mall mere sar pey rakh diya

Main : ary yar to kon sa tum ne ja k jhadu pocha lgana hai wahan already manager hai aap to owner ho kabhi kabhi ja k dekh lena

Irum : aik shirt pey aap sth chalo gye to hi jaon gi

Farhana : seedhi trah bol na in k sth hi rehna chahti hai

Irum : han to kya ghalt hai aap sb se alag hon kya main

Main : nahi kis ne bola alag ho aap sb meri jaan ho samjhi aaj se wahda karo k aik dusre se lado gi nahi balke aik dusre ki taqat bano gi aap sb aik ho gi to main mazboot hon ga ok

Ammi : shabash mere bache bs yehi sun'na chahti thi main

Main : ary ammi aap kya bat hai

Ammi : bs aise dekhne aa gai thi

Main : aap se jhoot b nahi bola jata main janta hon aap kyun aai hain ok girls jao aap sb gudiya tum yehi raho

Phir sb nikal gai gudiya ne door band kar diya main ne ammi ka hath pakda aur un ko bed pey betha diya wo take lga kr let gai main un ko dekhne laga

Ammi : kya dekh rehe ho

Main : dekh raha hon aap din ba din jawan hoti ja rahi hain kya chakar hai

Ammi : tu hi to chakar hai ab tere jaise jawan k sth budi aurat achi lage gi kya

Main : matlb main samjha nahi

Ammi : yehi k tere sth budhi aurat dulhan bani achi lagye gi kya

Main : kya dulhan

Main shock tha k ammi ko kaise pata chala main ne gudiya ko dekha to us ne han main sar hilaya to main samjh gya k us ne hi bat ki ammi se

Main : oh to aap ko pata chala gya aik minute matlb aap ne han kar di bolen na

Ammi : han bewaqoof han mujhe manzoor hai

Main ne ammi ko bahon main bhar liya aur un ki gardan pey kiss kr di jis se un ki siskari nikal gai

Main : main bata nahi sakta k kitna khush hon lekin gudiya yeh jadu kaise huwa

Farzana : aap hi dar rehe the ammi se kon bat krey ga main ne kr li aur ammi maan b gai in ko pata hai aap kuch b aisa nahi karo gye jo ghalat ho hum aap k sth hain humesha

Main ne ammi ko gale lgaaya un k mathe pey kiss kiya

Ammi : acha to ab kab kar rehe ho shadi mujhe na aise shadi karni hai jaise pehli bar ho rahi hai

Main : aap kuch ziyada hi nahi chanchal ho rehi

Ammi : tere ko dekh k control nahi hota

Farzana : han yeh such hai ammi pata nahi in ko kab samjh aye gi

Main : sab samjhta hon ab time aa gya hai ammi aap sb se bat karo meri aur gudiya ki shadi k liye

Ammi : ok main kar lon gi abi mera munh to meetha karwa

Farzana : hey ammi mood main hai

Main : chup besharam un ka b utna hi haq hai jitna tumhara

Farzana : main ne kab manah kiya

Main ne ammi k chehre ko dekha un ki aankhen nasheeli ho gai thin main ne apne lips un k honton se mila diye unon ne aankhen band kar li main un k hont choosne laga wo b sth dene lagi uff aik alag hi ahsas tha khud ki sagi maa k sth yeh sb karna mera lund to trouser phadne wala ho gya tha jis ka asar yeh huwa k gudiya samjh gai us ne mera trouser neeche kar diya aur lund bahir nikal liye gudiya ne b aaj pata nahi kitne dinon bahd dekha tha lund wo size dekh k hi heran ho gai idher main laga tha ammi ko kiss krne sth un k bade bade mamey b daba raha tha jis se wo aur ziyada garam ho gai neeche gudiya ne lund pey kiss kiya phir lund ki topi ko chat liya main bta nahi sakta k kitna maza aa raha tha jb aap ki maa aap ko kiss kar rahi ho aap sth us k mamey daba rehe hon aur aap ki bahen lund chat rehi ho gudiya poore lund ko chat rehi thi lund k sth sth wo tatte b chat rehi thi phir us ne lund munh main ley liya aur choosne lagi us k munh main thoda hi ja raha tha lekin jitna ja sakta tha utne ko hi andar bahir kr k choos rahi thi kuch der bahd main alag huwa ammi se ammi lambi lambi sansen lene lagi jb un ki nazar gudiya pey padi to wo b uth k beth gai aur jhuk kr lund k pas aai aur us ko hath main pakad liya dono k munh se aik siskari nikli

Ammi : wow kya lund hai beta qasam se tere abu ka is k adha b nahi

Main : ab yeh aap ki khidmat kare ga

Ammi : kash jawani main tu mila hota

Main : aisi bat to na karo na main aap ka shohar ab b ban jaon ga shadi kr k lekin aap ka beta b rehna chahta hon ta k yeh ahsas humesha rehe jb b aap ko chodon k beta sagi maa ko chod raha hai

Ammi : han yeh ahsas waqhi bohat maze ka hai khali soch lo to poore jisam main aik maze ki lehar guzar jati hai

Farzana : lo ammi ab aap b taste kar lo

Ammi : han kyun nahi jitna payara hai dil krta hai kha hi jaon

Ammi neeche jhuki pehly kiss kiya topi pey phir zuban ki nok ko topi k surakh pey ghumane lagi apne hathon se topi k surakh ko khol kr us main zuban pherne lagi phir lund ko munh main ley liya aur uff kya garmi thi un k munh ki bta nahi sakta ammi aik expert ki trah choos rehi thi kuch der bahd main ne un ko roak diya

Main : nahi ammi hum is ko yadgar bnana chahte hain shadi krne k bahd aap bs karo aur han apis main dono aik dusre ka pani nikal lo main chala nazi k pas

Ammi : wah nazi han chachi nahi bol sakta

Main : ab to nazi hi bolon ga meri rukhsana hahaha

Main hansta huwa bahir nikla andar un dono ki b hansne ki awaz goonji main wahan se seedha chachi k room main gya door khula tha andar gay to chachi bed pey leti hoi thi aur tv dekh rrhi thi main b un k sth ja k beth gya unon ne nighty pehni hoi thi pata nahi kin khayalon main khoi hoi thi k mere aane ka pata b na chala un ko lekin bathroom se pani girne ki awaz aa rehi thi itne main chachi ko perfume ki khushboo aai wo foran boli

Chachi : kashi..

Main : kya huwa idher aap k pas betha hon

Chachi asal main door ki traf dekh rehi thi un ko meri perfume ki smell aa gai thi

Chachi : o god tum kab aye mujhe pata hi nahi

Main : aap k samne hi aya hon lekin aap to kahen kho hoi thin

Chachi : han wo bs tere chacha ka soch rehi thi k aise mujhe chod k chale gye kaise kate gi yeh zindagi

Main ne un ko gale lgaya

Main : meri jan main hon na kyun aisa sochti ho bs aap ko pata hai busy tha is liye ab aap fikar na karo ok

Main ne un ko hont choom liye wo b mujhe payar se dekhne lagi such hi hai aur 2 meethe bol aur payar ki bhooki hoti hai us ko aur kya chahye hum aik dusre main khoye huwe the k bathroom ka door khula to main ne dekha wahan zeenat aunty khadi thin wo b sirf aik towel main

Main : aunty aap b

Zeenat : han mera haq nahi hai kya

Main : waisi bat nahi hai acha kapde to pehn leti

Zeenat : wo to tum ne waise b utar dene hain

Main : to phir yeh aik parda kyun yeh b hata do na

Zeenat : tum bolo to hum jan dey den yeh aik kapda kya cheez hai yeh lo

Aur is k sth hi zeenat aunty ne towel b gira diya uff behnchod main ne diyan kyun nahi diya yeh b abhi tak kisi bomb se kam nahi thin main utha aur un ka hath pakad kr apni traf khencha wo seedha mere oper aa k giri main ne un ko bahon main bhar liya main un k chehre ko dekhne laga wo b halka halka muskra rahi thin sth apne hont kat rehi thin oper se wo naha k aai thin saban ki khusboo aur b madhosh kar rahi thi

Main : main bewaqoof hon

Zeenat : muskra kar wo kyun

Main : itni payari pari mere itne pas thi dekh hi nahi saka

Zeenat : han yeh to hai waise aik bat bolon

Main : han bolo na

Zeenat : tum pey fida main us din hi ho gai thi jab tum ne hum teeno ko bachaya tha meri betiyan tumhen chahne lagi to main khamosh ho gai

Main : bol deti aap b wiase wo dono b razi thin

Zeenat : main nahi chahti thi k meri waja se kabhi meri betiyan dukhi hon

Main : ab kya huwa

Zeenat : ab bat alag hai baqi sb b to tum se haq ley rahi hain main kyun peeche rahon

Chachi : acha interview hi ho ga ya kuch aur b

Main : sorry nazi wo kaya hai aaj aunty ka pehla din hai to socha kuch jan leta hon in se

Zeenat : aap dono shuro karo main sth doon gi

Main : nahi sth main

Main ne zeenat ko bed pey leta diya aur khud un k oper aa gya aur apne hont mila diye un k honton se aur kiss krne laga main ne bari bari dono ko kiss kiya aur us raat 2 bar choda main ne dono ki halat buri ho gai thi phir hum so gye subha uth k main jb neeche aya to sb uthi hoi thin main ne sb ko morning wish kiya aur sb aik sth park k liye nikal gye wahan running exercise waghaira ki phir

Main : suno ab yahan se farigh ho k ghar main bane gym main poncho sb ab roz aap ko wahan b practice karwai jaye gi

Us k bahd hum wapis aa gye gym main b sb ko kuch na kuch seekhaya phir wapis aa kr fresh ho k tiyar huwa main normal se dress main tiyar huwa aur neeche aya nashte k liye

Moni : yeh kya pehna hai aap ne

Main : mera aaj pehla din hai universty aur main simple dikhna chahta hin

Moni : matlb aap gadi b nahi ley k jao gye

Main : han wo aik bike hai mere pas usi se jaon ga kyun gudiya samjh gai na

Farzana : g bhai samjh gai

Main : acha reema, naz aap log driver k sth jana universty k sth hi college ki building hai free time aap log humari traf aa jana aur shumaila, sumaira aap b in k sth hi aana lekin aap universty main humare sth ho andar aa kr gudiya aap in ka khayal rakhna irum aap aapi logon k sth jao aaj

Farzana : ok bahi aisa hi ho ga per main aap k sth jaon gi bike pey

Ammi : kya bike pey nahi mujhe darr lagta hai

Main : ary ammi main hon na aap fikar na karo aur adnan b bike pey ho ga

Us k bahd hum nashta kar k niklne lage to main bhag k kitchen main gya jahan moni khadi thi main ne foran us ko pakad k aik lip kiss kiya aur bhag gya wo ghusa thi per meri harkat per wo b muskr padi main janta tha agr aisa nahi krta to poora din us ne mood off rakhna tha khair main aur gudiya bike se nikle adnan k ghar k agye ruke to wo b nikal aya aur hum chal pade universty ki traf thodi hi der main hum wahan ponch gye hum ne apni apni bike park ki parking main aur chal pade canteen ki traf kyun k abhi kafi time tha lekin jis ka khatra tha wahi huwa aik awaz padi mere kano main

Awaz : oye kabootar idher

Hum ne nahi dekha to us ne phir se awaz lagai

Awaz : oye kaan nahi hain kya behre ho tum teeno

Hum ne dekha wahan aik group tha jis main 4 ladke aur 3 ladkiyan thin shaid senior the

Main : hum ko bula rehe ho

Ladka : han idher aao sb

Hum un ki traf chal pade

Farzana : bhai dekh k koi mar war na jaye

Main : ab yeh to un pey hai

Main : g bolo

Ladka : tameez nahi hai kya senior se aise bat karte hain janta hai main kon hon

Main : oh sorry g aap ne kyun bulaya

Ladka : bohat tezz ban raha hai ab dekh kya karta hon tere sth tu janta nahi kis se bat kr raha hai romi naam hai mera

Main : kya romi yeh kaisa naam hai

2nd ladka : rehman naam hai is ne romi bna liya

Main : ab tum kon ho

2nd ladka : saale tu kar k bat karta hai janta hai main kon hon sameer ansari naam hai mera

Main : oh to janb aap ho sameer ansari the great qaisar ansari k bete

Sameer : matlb tum jante ho mere baap ko

Main : kabhi mila to nahi suna hai us se time lena padta hai phir ja k mulaqat hoti hai

Sameer : hahaha dekh ley phir mera baap kya cheez hai

Main : per main milna b chahon to jane ki zaroorat nahi wo khud aye ga mere pas

Sameer : teri to saale tu hai kya mujh se zuban ladata hai

Main : ghuse ko qabu kar phir kabhi kaam aye ga

Ladka 3 : bhai is k sth to dekho kya maal hai is ko hi ley jate hain is ka akad utar jaye gi

Main : halwa hai kya

Ladki 1 : hello sam ko halke main na lo zinda rehna chahte ho to mahafi mango aur jo yeh bole wo karo

Farzana : mahafi aur hum kis cheez ki waise b yeh kya ukadd ley ga humara

Ladki 1 : bohat bachtaye gi tu

Main : lagta hai tu sam ki personal hai

Ladki q : personal matlb

Main : wahi jo tu samjhi chal ab hum chalte hain

Hum wahan se nikal aye wo sb daant pees kr reh gye hum class main chale gye kyun k ab time nahi tha aaj bs introduction hi huwa tha aise hi 3 class ho gai phir hum canteen chale gye kuch der main wahan fariha aapi farhana, sana, saira, irum, mehreen, amna, aqsa, reema, aur naz aa gai jab k shumaila aur sumaira humare sth thin class se wo sb b aa k beth gai itne main aik aur chehra aya main usye dekh k uth khada huwa gudiya b uth gai wo seedhi aa k mere gale lag gai kyun k wo ro rehi thi usye rota dekh k mera para high ho gya main usye ley k foran canteen se bahir nikla mere peeche hi sb aa gai.

Baqi next update main....

 

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Main us ladki ko ley kr ghuse main canteen se bahir nikla humare peeche sb aa gai main poncha usi gang k pas g han sameer ansari ki gang k pas wo us ladki k sth mujhe dekh kr chounk gye mere sth baqi itni ladkiyan thin yeh dekh k wo

Romi : ary bhai dekho aik ko cheda to yeh khud kitni sari ley aya humare liye

Main : kya huwa tha yahan khud btao gye ya main uglwaon

Romi : tu hum se uglwaye ga han janta hai na hum ko mera baap yahan ka trusty hai aur bhai ka baap yahan ka minister hai saale teri lash b nahi mile gi kisi ko

Main : zobia btao kya huwa tha

Zobia : subha jb main aai to in logon se kisi trah bach k nikal gai lekin abhi break time in ki nazar mujh pey pad gai inon ne mujhe bola k main is ko yehni sameer ko kiss karon to jane den gye main ne inkar kiya to is ladki ne mujhe thapad mar diya badle main main ne b aik laga diya to sameer ne mere sth zabardasti krne ki koshish ki mere kapde b phat gye main kisi trah bhag gai

Main : tum ladki ho k in jaison ka sth dey rahi ho sharam nahi aai

Ladki : sameer mera boyfriend hai aur aik kiss hi ki to bat thi na

Main : oh to yeh bat hai chalo tum mujhe kiss karo agr aisi hi bat hai to

Sameer : saale had main reh

Main : ab kya huwa apni dafa gand phat gai kya chal tujhe option deta hon agr is ladki ne mujhe kiss kiya to tujhe chodd don ga agr nahi to agye jo ho ga wo tum soch b nahi sakte

Romi : bhai main ne call kar di hai apne log aa rehe hain is ko aaj chodna mat

Main : lo matlb k tum log nahi mano gye khair tum jaison k liye main nahi ladon ga tum aik ladki se hi jeet pao to badi bat hai gudiya zara apne hath khol lo

Farzana : thanks bhai mere dil ki bat bol di aap ne

Gudiya agye aai to wo sb dekh k hansne lage

Sameer : yeh ladye gi hum se

Romi : uff jitni nazak hai yeh to payar karne laiq hai bhai aik bar mil jaye to maza hi aa jaye

Farzana : han to aa k choo k to dikha

Sameer ne aik ladka agye bejha wo bhag k aya gudiya ko marne k liye gudiya ne bhag k jump kiya aur apna ghutna modd k us ki chati pey mara aur sth hi us ki gardan hath se pakad li sar neche dey mara koi kuch samjhta gudiya hath bande khadi thi aur wo behosh ho chuka tha

Farzana : kya huwa saanp soong gya kya aao na

Ab sameer k gand phat gai thi us ko lagne laga tha k ghalat jaga panga ley liya hai kyun k agr aik ladki itni phurti se fight kar sakti hai to main kya karon ga ab ki bar dusra aya us ne gudiya ko punch mara gudiya ne khade khade hi apne gardan side kar li aur us ka punch hath se roak liya gudiya ne ghoom k us ko utha k zameen pey dey mara aur sth hi us ka wo hath modd k tod diya aik cheekh k sth wo b behosh ho gya itne main wahan aur bohat se ladky aa gye jin k hathon main baseball bat, hockey, bike chain aur knuckle spunds the jo k metal k hote hain punch marne k liye

Farzana : oh to yehi hain sb kya humm 8 bs 8 hi chalo aisa karo time nahi hai sb aik sth aao

Wahan lag bhag poori universty hi jama ho gai thi wo sb heran the k yeh ladki hai kya cheez 8 ghundon ko aik sth invite kar rahi hai itne main wahan kuch lecturars aur universty k dean b aa gye

Dean : kya ho raha hai yaha kon log hain yeh

Main : sshhh chup kar k dekho bolna nahi us ko pasand nahi koi beech main bole nahi to samne wale ko chodd k wo pehle us ko marti hai jo beech main bolta hai

Yeh sun k dean ki huwa nikal gai wo chup ho gya udher un sb ne gudiya ko gher liya tha un sab ne gudiya pey humla kar diya per gudiya apne speed main aa gai kisi ko nazar b nahi aa rahi thi kisi ko kick to kisi ko punch lag raha tha bs sb ki cheekhon ki aur hadiyan tootne ki awaz hi aa rahi thi 1 minute b nahi laga ho ga wo 8 k 8 zameen pey the jb sb ne khamoshi hone pey dekha to sb k sb neeche behosh pade the kisi ka sar phata tha to kisi ki naak kisi ka hath toota tha to kisi ki tang to kisi k daant jb gudiya ne sameer ko dekha to wo kanpne laga wo sb bhagne ko huwe to

Farzana : sochna b mat k bhag jao gye khade rehe to shaid bach jao warna main bhaga bhaga k bohat marti hon

Wo sb khade ho gye gudiya agye gai aur sameer ko rakh k aik diya jis se us k munh aur naak se khoon aane laga

Farzana : aaj k bahd kisi ladki ko cheda to zinda gadh doon gi zameen main

Us k bahd gudiya ne romi ko aik thapad mara us ka b hal waisa hi huwa din main taare nazar aane lage us ko

Farzana : kya bola tha main mil jaon to maza aye ga ab aya maza ya aur doon

Phir us ladki ki traf bahdi wo dar k gudiya k paon pad gai

Ladki : mujhe mahaf kar do ghalti ho gai aaj k bahd kuch nahi karon gi please mahaf kar do

Farzana : naam kya hai tera

Ladki : mona

Gudiya ne usye b aik thapad mara lekin thoda halka

Farzana : yeh zobia ko marne k liye ainda ghalti nahi honi chaye ab niklo yahan se

Main : wow maza aa gya aa jao madam class main chalen

Farzana : han class ka time ho gya chalo

Main : ary jao sb apni class main chalo sb

Dean : tum sb ne ghalat kiya jante ho wo kon hai

Main : han janta hon kon hai hum ko koi tension nai to aap kyun lete ho

Hum class k liye chale gye zobia thakur b sth thi

Main : tum humare sth kyun nahi gai canteen aur subha se bat b nahi ki akele bethi rehi class main aik traf

Zobia : wo wo main

Farzana : bhai aap se naraz hai itne dinon se bat nahi ki na aap ne is se

Main : yar aise naraz rehne se koi masla kabhi hal huwa hai kya mujh se pooch to sakti thi kitna busy tha phir hum gaon chod k city b shift ho gye

Zobia : kya aap city aa gye ho wow main b ab aap k pas rahon gi

Main : kya kya to ghar walon se kya bolo gi

Zobia : bol don gi roz roz nahi aa sakti ghar universty b city main hai

Main : chal main bat kar lon ga tumhare papa se

Zobia : o god aik problem ho gai

Main : ab kya huwa wo jb unon ne cheda to main bhagi to main ne jaldi main papa ko call kr k sb bta diya wo abhi aate hi hon gye

Main : tum b na jb pata hai main hon yahan to kya zaroorat thi acha sun main dekh lon ga chalo canteen main

Hum canteen aa gye wahan aik aur surprise tha haniya aur anaya dono bethi thin

Main : tum log yahan anaya tum ne aaj nahi aana tha na aur haniya tum is k sth kaise

Haniya : main gai aap k ghar wahan pata chala aap universty ho to is ko ley k main b aa gai abhi dekha hum ne fight show phir hum yahan aa gai hum ko pata tha aap log idher hi aao gye

Main : acha hai to anaya tumhare papa chale gye wapis

Anaya : han g tabhi to aai hon kal se app k sth ok

Main : acha theek hai

Haniya : aur main b ab aap k pas hi rahon gi

Farzana : ok to acha hai dekho bhai k sth main, zobia, sumaira, shumaila, hain hi aap dono b ho jao gi sb aik hi class main hain

Main : chalo acha hai btao kya lo gi

Haniya : samosa aur chahye

Main : kya bat hai aaj mausam kuch kya badla aap to shuro ho gai

Sb hansne lagi main ne sb k liye order kiya kuch der main hi order aa gya canteen main bethe baqi students mujhe aur farzana ko ajeeb nazroon se dekh rehe the hum ne khna peena kiya itne main kuch gadiyan universty main aai

Main : zobia tumhre papa

Zobia foran uth khadi hoi hum b us k sth bahir aye samne hi jamshed thakur gadi se utra us k sth us k bande b the zobia bhag k apne papa k gale lag gai universty ka dean b bhag k aya kyun k wo b jamshed thakur ki power janta tha

J thakur : kon hai wo bato mujhe

Zobia : nahi papa sb theek ho gya in sb ne meri madad ki

Jamshed thakur ne jb mujhe dekha to mere pas aya

J thakur : ary kashi beta tum mujhe to yad hi nahi k tum b ho yahan mujhe aane ki zaroorat hi nahi thi

Main : kuch nahi huwa uncle aap ko to pata hai pehle din ragging hoti hai bache hain bs thoda ziyada ho gya tha lekin hum hain na yahan dekh lo meri to zaroorat hi nahi padi meri sherni hi kafi hai gudiya is ne 10 ko akele hi nipta diya

J thakur : kahan hain wo

Main : wo to gye apne sthiyaon k hospital ley k aur aap k peeche universty k dean khade hain

Jamshed thakur ne peeche dekha to dean ki traf chala pada

J thakur : pehli aur akhiri warning dey raha hon aaj k bahd meri beti pey aik kharoch b aai na tu gya samjha

Dean : sorry sir pata nahi tha aap ki beti hai aur wo b qaisar ansari ka beta hai aap hi btao main kya karon

J thakur : kya qaisar ansari ka beta hahaha ab maza aye ga saale ne mujhe behizat kiya tha jab main elections hara tha kashi beta meri beti ka khayal rakhna

Main : g uncle aap fikar na karen

Zobia : wo papa main in k sth hi rehna chahti hon yeh sb b wahan hi hain padhai b ho jaye gi roz ana jana b nahi ho ga

Main : han uncle zobia theek bol rehi hai

J thakur : wo to theek hai per is ki maa ko kya jawab doon ga main

Zobia : main maa se bat kar lon gi aap jao

Jamshed thakur chala gya us k bahd hum b wapis ghar k liye nikle aapi k sth b aur zobia ki gadi b thi hum bike se wapis ghar aa gye ghar ponche to sb ko jb pata chala kya huwa phir ammi abu zobia se b mile wo b khush huwe k humare sth rehe gi

Ammi : aaj pehle din hi ladki ley aya gudiya nazar rakh is pey

Farzana : nahi ammi yeh to college time ki hai

Ammi : ok theek hai jao sb fresh ho jao aur han room b dikha dena is ko

Phir hum oper aye to

Zobia : wow yeh aap ka ghar hai o my god yeh to koi mahel hai itna bada ghar aur aap aik aam si dress main aik aam si bike pey kya bat hai

Main : kuch to waja ho gi na is liye main show off nahi karna chahta

Farzana : yeh raha tumhara room aur han chaho to haniya k sth share kar lo

Zobia : han kyun nahi itna bada room hai to dono ko masla nahi ho ga aur phir mujhe b to koi chahye na baten karne k liye

Main : ok aap sb fresh ho k neeche aao khana khane k liye ok

Phir sb fresh ho k neeche aai khana khane

Main : kaisi ho nani

Nani : shukar hai tujhe hum b nazar aye

Main : kya nani aap to tahna dene lagi

Nargis : aur kya karen matlb k baghair to tum hum se bat hi nahi karte

Main : dadi aap k hote huwe dekh lo kya bol rehi hain

Dadi : main kuch nahi bolon gi tum khud hi handal karo waise ghalat b nahi keh rehi wo

Main : ok theek hai samjh gya aaj aap teeno room no 13 main sona aaj aap se main bohat si baten karon ga

Farzana : han baten..

Ammi : chup besharam

Chachi : aa jao khana kha lo lag gya hai

Sadia : mariyam aur zariya chalo beta

Main : kyun zariya kaisa raha college ka pehla din

Zariya : first class lekin action miss kr diya hum ne hum ko pata hi der se chala

Mariyam : hum ne to dekh liya kya fight thi gudiya maza aa gya aap to wo jaise movies main hoti hain na ninja fighter waisi lag rehi thin

Mami : beta baten bahd main karna aao khana thanda ho jaye ga

Imran bhai b bahir se aate huwe

Imtan : ary khane ki tiyari chal rehi hai

Main : han g aa jao aap b

Imran bhai b hath dho k aa gye

Main : kahan the aap

Imran : wo qaisar se milne gya tha

Main : apne dost se per wo to gaon main hai na

Imran : nahi wo b city shift ho gye the

Phir hum ne khana khaya us k bahd main utha aur bahir laon main gya wahan shera se mila wo bohat khush huwe noor b gudiya k sth aa gai peeche peeche zobia aur haniya b aa gai jb unon ne sher dekha to dar gai

Main : daro nahi yeh apne hi hain kuch nahi kehte noor btao in ko

Noor : prince idher aao

Main ne door khola prince bhag k noor k gale lag gya jise dekh k wo dono heran hoi

Main : dekh liya bola tha na

Zobia : wow yeh to har bat manta hai

Main ne mark ko bulaya wo aya

Main : in k khane ka kaisa chal raha hai

Mark : aik bakra roz aata hai in k liye

Main : in ka taste change b karwao beef aur chicken b laya karo

Mark : ok theek hai

Main : sun kal tiyar rehna main ne msg kar diya hai kya karna hai

Mark : ok bahi aisa hi ho ga

Haniya : thoda ajeeb lag raha hai jaise susral aa gai hon

Zobia : kya kya matlb kya hai

Main : wait wait zobia shaid tum ko pata nahi haniya meri hone wali wife hai

Zobia : itni badi bat chupai tum ne

Main : ary pagal kon sa sirf yeh hai ab tak bohat c hain jin se meri shadi honi hai poori list hai tum b shamil ho us main agye tumhari marzi

Zobia : main b hon acha phir theek hai

Haniya : dekh lo is ko ab sharma rahi hai

Hum hansne lage to wo aur sharma gai main ne age badh k us ko gale lga liya haniya b aa k gale lag gai itne main

Farzana : ab ho gya alag ho jao

Noor : baba ab yeh b new mummy hain

Main : han beta

Noor : bs karo baba itni mummy ho gai jab in k bache hon gye aap bhool jao gye kon sa kis mummy se hai

Main : hath halka rakh beta

Noor : such b na bolon kyun mummy

Farzana : han beta keh to theek rehi ho

Hum sb hunsne lage phir apne apne room main ja k rest ki sham ko chaye pey sb neeche ikathe huwe chaye peene k bahd main adnan k ghar gya door tooba ne khola

Tooba : kashi aao

Main : kaisi ho aapi

Tooba : aaj khair hai bohat dino bahd aapi bola hai

Main : bs dil kiya bol diya waise b mera dil hai jab aap ko payar karon to aapi bolon aik alag hi ahsas hota hai tab

Tooba : han bat to theek hai

Main : kider hain aunty aur adnan

Tooba : wo oper hain chat pey

Main : ok main b chalta hon oper

Main jab oper poncha to dekha dono besharam kiss krne main lagye the

Main : kuch to sharam karo kisi ne dekh liya to kya ho ga

Dono alag ho gye foran

Noor bano : kashi tum ho dara hi diya tha

Main : aise kaam kyun karte ho k dar lagye neeche room main chale jate

Noor bano : main to bola is ko abhi na kar yeh kahan sunta hai

Adnan : sorry bhai ghalti ho gai

Main : bat ghalti ki nahi hai dekh kisi ko pata chala to kya ho ga han is liye ahtiyat achi cheez hai

Noor bano : acha bol ab mujhe kab time dey raha hai

Main : kitni besharam ho apne bete k samne hi us k dost se time mang rahi ho

Adnan : bhai itna hi haji na ban time dey dey ta k mera b kuch ho saala muth muth mar mar k tang hon na ammi karne deti hain na wo appi

Main : ok theek hai to aap ko kal raat ka time hai theek hai tiyar rehna

Noor bano : main to tiyar hi tiyar hon

Main : wo wala nahi aap kal ja rahi ho meri ammi k sth rani bua ne parlor open kr liya hai kal us ki opning b hai aur aap ki b

Noor bano : matlb

Main : kal aap wahan full body wax karwao gi apni pari ko b chamka k lana

Noor bano : oh acha theek hai ammi ko bol dena phir

Main : ok theek hai main chalta hon kuch kaam hai

Main wahan se nikla anaya k ghar gya najma aunty se mila

Najma : kya bat hai aaj humari yad b aa gai

Main : aap ko kon bhoola hai aunty kaisi hain

Najma : main to aik dum se theek hon tum sunao kaisa raha universty ka din

Main : anaya ne btaya hi ho ga

Anaya : g bilkul btaya hai mirch masala lga kar

Main : janu apne hath se chaye to bna k pila do

Anaya : mujhe pata tha main rakh k hi aai hon

Main : wow matlb meri sangat ka asar hai samjh gai ho

Anaya : han bs ab aap samjh jao

Najma : sun liya na is ko b aag lagi hoi hai

Main : ary fikar na karo jaldi hi shadi ho gi meri is se

Phir anaya chaye lai main ne pee

Us k bahd main irfan k ghar gya jahan sunbal ne gate khola

Sunbal : ary waha aap aao aao kaise hain

Main : main to theek hon tum kaisi ho

Sunbal : main b theek hon

Main andar aya shakra aunty bethi thin un se mila

Shakra : kaisa hai beta

Main : theek hon khala aap sunao kahan hai dulah dulhan

Shakra : dono gye hain bahir ghoomne

Main : acha hai aik dusre k sth time guzar len nahi to phir dono ne job pey chale jana hai

Shakra : han beta yeh to hai

Main : aap sabzi kaat rehi ho yeh hai na is ko bolo

Shakra : yehi bnaye gi main sirf kaat rehi hon

Main : kya sunbal tum bna leti ho khana

Sunbal : han hum ghareeb the koi faltu k shoq the nahi maa ne bachpan main hi seekha diya sb

Main ne us ko gale lagaya us k mathe ko chooma

Main : shabash meri gudiya i love you humesha khush raho aur ab se ghareeb nahi ho aap samjhi

Shakra : beta bohat kar liya humare liye

Main : ary khala bs b karo aap k liye nahi karon ga kis k liye karon ga han waise aap abhi b jawan ho main ne diyan hi ab diya sunbal kya kehti ho tere sth sth in ko b teri saotan na bna lon

Main aur sunbal hansne lagye jab k shakra khala ne apni jooti uthai marne k liye to main bhag gya aur wahan se nikal k nargis dadi k ghar gya aaj din ka khana to wo log humare han hi kha aye the main wahan b thodi der betha phir ghar aa gya

Udher dusri traf qaisar ansari ghuse se pagal huwa ghoom raha tha us ne aik call ki aur us k bahd sofe pey beth gya aur bhadbhadne laga

Qaisar ansari : saala aik maseebat kam thi wo black tiger jis ne sb khatam kar diya oper se yeh universty ka lafda kal dekhta hon kon hai saala jis ne mere bete pey hath uthaya.

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