Incest Main Aur Meri Family

[Naughtyrishabh]

Update 128

Hum ponche K&F hotels gadiyan park kar k hum andar chal pade wahan jo gate pey darban hai us ne salam kiya lekin such to yeh b hai k yahan b mujhe koi janta nahi tha hum sb andar gye din k khane ka time ho raha tha lekin koi ziyada bhed nahi thi main ne aik waiter ko bulaya

Waiter : yes sir how can i help you sir

Main : aisa karo k special family hall hai jis main bada table hai wo tiyar karo

Waiter : sorry sir per wo table special event ya phir owners ki family k liye hai

Main : oh to aisa karo manager ko bulao

Waiter : kya manager sir kyun main bol raha hon na

Main : un ko bulao main bat karta hon

Wo chala gya main ne aik call ki phir aik aur call ki itne main manager b aa gya

Manager : yes sir any problem

Main : kya naam hai aap ka

Manager : safeer

Main : family table bade wala tiyar karwao

Manager : per sir wo to owners k liye hai

Main : to kya owner ne kaha hai k kisi aur ko wahan na bethne dene

Manager : sir wo MD sahb ne kaha hai

Main : humm us se main bat kar lon ga

Fariha : bhai aap such bta kyun nahi dete

Main : nahi aapi main bat kar raha hon

Manager : sir main alag tables lagwa deta hon na wahan sb beth sakte hain aap

Main : MD sahb ko bulao abhi

Manager : dekhen main aap se izhat se bat kar raha hon aap agye ja rahe hain

Main : oh acha to jab tumhari anniversary thi to tab wahan kyun party ki thi

Manager : dekho main manager hon yahan ka aap kon hote ho poochne wale

Main : abhi pata chal jaye ga waise MD sahb b aa rehe hain

Ab manager thoda ghabra gya itne main mera lawyer us k sth hotel ka MD b aa gye jin ko dekh k manager k paseene choot gye

Wakeel : hello sir

Main : hello kaise hain wajid awan sahib

Wajid : i am fine sir

Main : so aap kaise hain MD sahb

MD : sorry sir main ne pehchana nahi aap ko

Main : pehchan jao gye yeh btao family table party wala use karne se aap ne manah kiya huwa hai

MD : wo sir roz roz use hone se wahan ki decoration ka masla hai

Main : aap ko pata hai aap k is decision ki waja se kitne log aise hon gye jo is hotel ko khairbad keh gye hon gye

MD : sorry per aap k liye main abhi set krwata hon

Main : us ki zaroorat nahi hai

Itne main mark aa gya us k sth hareem b thi

Mark : hello sir

Main : hello beth idher

Main : wajid sahb paper laye ho

Wajid : yes sir aap ne raat ko call kar k bta diya tha to main ne aaj sb ready kar liye yeh rehe main ne paper dekhe

Main : so MD sahb aap apne liye koi aur jaga dhoond lo mujhe pehly b shakiyat thi aap ki is liye main khud aya yahan aap ko yahan se farigh kiya ja raha hai

Main ne us paper pey sign kiye

MD : nai sir main barbad ho jaon ga

Main : sorry ab sign ho gye aur ab in hotels ki new MD hain Miss Hareem idher aao medam sign karo

Hareem ne agye aa kar sign kiye to sb wahan taliyan bjane lagi jis se hareem khush ho gai

Fariha : congratulations hareem

Hareem : thanks

MD : aap ho kon

Mark : pagal insan ab nahi samjha yehi hain K&F group of Hotels k owner

Manager : sorry sir sorry mujhe mahaf kar do mujhe mat job se nikalne aik bar mahaf kar do

Main : uth k khada ho ok theek hai lekin yeh last warning ok ab ja k wo table set kar humhen late ho raha hai

Manager : yes sir abhi karta ho just 5 minutes

Wo aise bhaga jaise kisi qaid se azad huwa ho us k bahd hum andar ja k beth gye main ne jaan k aisa kiya tha halanke owners k liye special hall hai on roof top wahan swimming pool b hai sb hai lekin abhi time nahi hai kyun k rani bua k parlour b ponchna tha hum ne khana order kiya aur phir kha k hum sb nikal gye main ne mind to mind azad ko hukam diya k parlour pey sb intezam set kar dye hum seedha ghar ponche wahan sb fresh ho k tiyar huwe mark ne gadiyaon ka bandobast kiya tha sb us main beth k wahan ponche jahan porlour tha wahai oper k floor pey aik hall tha wahan hi yeh taqreeb hona thi ghar se b sb aa chuke the hum b jab ponche to sb kuch set tha kuch der bahd ami mere pas aai

Ami : beta ab kis ka wait hai chalo ab taqreeb shuro karte hain

Main : just kuch der aur ami abhi koi aane wala hai

Hum baten hi kar rehe the k 3 gadiyan aa k ruki agye aur peeche ki gadiyon main security thi jo k army ki thi midle wali gadi ka aik jawan ne door khola to us main se General sahb utre main ne agye badh k un se mila

General sahb : ary wah bhai khud humare welcome k liye khade ho

Main : ab aap ko invite kiya to khud hi welcome b karna tha khair un ko to sb jante hi the news tv main sb ne dekha tha is liye sb un ko hello bol rehe the kuch to un k sth tasveer b banwane lage khair

Main : sir ab chalen chal kr opning b kar den riban kaat kar

Genral sahb : main kis liye bhai kisi aur ko bolo

Main : nahi sir yeh aap ka haq hai main aap ko bta nahi sakta k aap kya ho humare liye main aap ki dil se izhat karta hon baqi to aap dekh hi chuke ho kaise sb log aap ko yahan dekh k khush huwe aap k sth pics bnawai

General sahb: theek hai bhai chalo

Phir General sahb ne riban kata sb ne claping kr k bua ko wish kiya sb log parlor ka interior dekh k heran the sb ne tahreef b ki phir us k bahd khana waghaira huwa sb log aista aista chale gye genral sahb b chale gye hum b sb wapis aa gye aur aaj thak b gye the sb to sb ne aram kiya phir raat ka khana sb ne sth khaya khane k bahd main tv dekhne laga itne main noor aa k meri gaod main beth gai

Main : mera payara bacha

Noor : baba aik bat poochon

Main : han kyun nahi lekin apni age k hisab se ok

Noor : hahaha ok acha main me suna hai aap ki shadi hone wali hai mom se

Main : han yeh such hai aap ko kis ne btaya

Noor : wo main ne dadi ki bat sun li thi

Farzana : ghalat bat noor kisi ki baten aise nahi sunte

Main : ary nahi gudiya humari noor to samjhdar hai wo aisa nahi karti ho sakta hai is k samne bat hoi ho

Noor : han baba main wahan hi bethi thi jab dadi bat kar rehi thi

Shaheen : ambreen beta idher aao sb ko chahye do ja k

Ambreen : aai ami

Irum : thehro aapi main b chalti hon sth

Main : shukar hai aap logon ko b yad aya k koi kaam kar len ary wo aap logon ki maa, aunty log sb kaam karti hain aap sb mahrani ban k bethi rehti ho

Sana : aap hum ko bol rehe hain

Main : such kahon to han sb ko ghusa nahi karna lekin yar dekho na ab aap log jawan ho aur oper se daily exercise ki waja se fit ho ab to kam se kam apni maa logon ko rest karne do aur han ab waqt hai cooking seekh lo agr nahi aati kisi ko kyun k har kaam ki aik age hoti hai

Fariha : jis kaam ki age hai wo to ho nahi raha

Dadi : dekh lo kashi kaise mar rahi hain lene k liye

Nani : ary nahi lene k liye nahi dene k liye hahaha

Main : kya nani bachiyan hai sb kuch to khayal karo

Ami : han ami kashi theek bol raha hai aur rehi bat fari ki to ghalt wo b nahi hai kyun k badi dono se pehle gudiya ki shadi ho rehi hai na to thoda hota hai

Main uth k aapi aur baji k darmiyan beth gya aur dono k mathe ko chooma aur phir dono ko gale lga liya

Main : meri jaan main ne koi inkar kiya hai kya nahi na to kyun pershan hoti ho jald hi aap dono ka b number aye ga ami aap sb se bat kr k date fix kar lo jaldi hi shadi ho jani chaye kyun k mere pas time kam hai main ne agye ka safar b teh karna hai

Wahi dusri traf aik ghaar(cave) k andar agni kund main aag jal rahi thi us aag k samne bohat hi khaufnak shakal ka shaitan betha tha jo apni aankhen band kar k kuch mantar padh raha tha jis se wo aag aur khatarnak hoti ja rahi thi aur apna rang badal rahi thi dekhte hi dekhte wo aag khoon ki trah laal ho gai tabhi us shaitan ne aankhen khol di us ne apna aik hath oper ki traf utha liya aur aik hath aag ki tarf dekhte hi dekhte wahan dhunwan phel gya is k sth hi aik zor ka dhamaka huwa aur kuch b dikhna band ho gya jab sb saaf huwa to us shaitan k agye 2 shaitan aur khade the jo shaitan k agye jhuke huwe the

Shaitan : bhishma aur bhaga jao aur talash karo us ko kahan hai wo mujhe us k bare main sb kuch btao ab waqt aa gya hai us ko humesha k liye khatam karne ka ta k yeh dobara janam wala system hi khatam ho jaye

Bhishma and bhaga : jo hukam shaitan karoon ka

G han dosto yeh karoon hi hai wo dono chale gye

Main uth k oper gya kuch der main hi gudiya b aa gai

Farzana : aaj kis k pas ja rehe ho

Maim : aaj main apni jaan k pas hon

Farzana : acha g main kapde change kar lon kuch der bahd wo aai mere sth let gai main ne us ko bahon main bhar liya aur apne hont us k honton se mila diye gudiya b mera sth dene lagi 5 minute tak kis k bahd gudiya alag hoi

Main : kya huwa

Farzana : meri aik bat mano gye

Main : yeh kya pooch rehi ho tumhari bat kabhi taal sakta hon main

Farzana : main janti hon lekin hum sb k chakar main aap aik insan ko bhool gye

Main : hmmm kis ko

Farzana : moni ko pta hai akele main chup chup k roti hai main ne aap se pooche bina us se aaj ka wahda kiya hai aap jao wo wait kar rahi hai

Main ne farzana ko gale lgaya

Main : thanks bohat bada dil hai tumhara sb ka dard samjhti ho aur khud ko b taklif deti ho mujhe pta hai aik to mujhe dusron se share krne ki taklif dusra mere sex krte time tum b garam ho jati ho bechain hoti ho rehi bat moni ki to us k liye main waqhi sharminda hon us ko theek se time hi nahi dey paya main acha yeh btao mark kahan hai agr moni akeli hai to

Farzana : mark ko moni ne aaj dusre room main bejh diya mark janta hai sb us ki tension nahi hai

Main : ok mera bacha main chalta hon

Main gudiya ko kiss kr k nikal gya seedha moni k room ki traf wahan ja k door knock kiya moni ne door khola main dekh k hi heran ho gya wo white dulhan dress main thi jaise christian dulhan hoti hain jis main wo bohat payari lag rehi thi main kuch kehta ya koi harqat krta moni k peeche se salma bhabhi aur fariha aapi khadi thin

Main : wo wo aap log b ho yahan mujhe pata nahi tha

Bhabhi : han g aap ki dulhan tiyar kar rehi thin hum

Fariha : itni mehnat se tiyar ki janab ne koi tahreef hi nahi ki sari mehnat pey pani pher diya

Main : ary abhi to hum ne jee bhar k dekha hi kahan hai aap log shabash chalo jao aap ka kaam khatam

Fariha : aise kaise jaib dheeli karo

Main : aap ko kal gift doon ga ok

Bhabhi : aur mujhe

Main : aap chaho to abhi ley lo moni k sth

Bhabhi : na g aap ghalat adat dal rehy ho us din dadi ab yeh

Fariha : oh ho matlb bhabhi aap aur dadi threesome

Main : aap ka b number aye ga

Fariha : pata nahi kab aye ga

Main : bhabhi ley jao is tarsi hoi ko nahi to aaj hi is ka kuch ho jana hai

Bhabhi mere pas aai honton pey aik kiss kiya phir aapi ne b aise hi kiya moni sharma kar bed pey beth gai to bhabhi aur aapi hansti hoi bahir nikal gai main ne door lock kiya aur chalta huwa moni k pas beth gya


Baqi next update main...

Sorry dosto bohat sharminda hon itne arse k bahd update diya waja mera phone ghum ho gya i mean kahein gira gya new phone liya jaisa k aap jante hain out of country hon to yahan sb se bada masla jo aa raha hai yahan koi site open nahi hoti jab tak aap google pey register nahi ho to main register krne ki try karon to wo agye se " sorry your information is incorect" dey deta tha na register ho na site open ho na kuch likh sakon i mean aik dram creat ho gya akhir boht mehnat se jhugad kar k site open ki to mera account logout tha ab login krta hon to password accept na kare kabhi id hi wrong btaye phir new id bnane laga to wo ban hi nahi rehi thi waja phir wahi register nahi ho dimagh khrab ho gya ab ja k purani id open hoi hai to aik chota sa update dey diya ho sake to mahzrat majf kar dena.

Behad hi shandar or jabardast update bhai.
Bahut khoob superb.

 

[Arvind Sharma]

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[Naughtyrishabh]

Update 129

Main moni k pas bed pey beth gya wo neeche dekh k sharma rahi thi aaj wo bohat payari lag rahi thi main ne khud ko gali di kyun main is ko ignore karta raha us k paon agye the main us k paon choone laga mahfi k liye to us ne apne paon peeche khench liye aur mere hath pakad liye

Moni : yeh kya kar rehe ho

Main : mujhe mahaf kar dey main ne bohat tarsaya tum ko

Moni ne mujhe khench k gale laga liya

Moni : main naraz nahi meri jaan main janti hon aap busy rehte the itni badi family yehi nahi bohat sari families ki responsibility aap k oper hai han kabhi kabhi jab khud ki life dekhti to rona aata tha kya zindagi hai han mana k shohar payar karne wala hai lekin aulad nahi hai aur aaj dekho us shohar se b befawai karni pad rehi hai

Main : nahi wo sb janta hai

Moni : han janta hai lekin andar se kitna ro raha ho ga us ka kya

Main : sb theek ho jaye ga main mark se bat karon ga hum dost b to hain aur waise b Australia main to aam hai husband k hote huwe b boyfriend hota hai

Moni : han per phir b

Main : chup ab kuch nahi ab main apni jaan ko g bhar k payar karon ga

Main ne aik gift laya tha wo khola us main aik Dimond necklace tha jis ko dekh moni khush ho gai

Monin: waise is se ziyada mujhe aap ki zaroorat hai

Main : hummm main to hon na ab tumhare pas

Moni : ab yeh pehna b do

Main uth k us k peeche gya aur moni k hair aik side kiye aur necklace us k gale main pehnaya sth hi apne hont us ki gardan pey rakh diye us k munh se siskari nikli main ne foran us ko palat diya aur bahon main bhar kar kiss karne laga wo b sth dene lagi 10 mint tak kabhi main us k hont choosta to kabhi wo kabhi us ki zuban mere munh main hoti to kabhi meri us k munh main mera aik hath us k mamon pey aya uff kya kadak mamey the us k main ne peeche se us k dress ki zip kholi aur us ki dress utarne laga us ne b meri help ki is main dress utari main to dekhta hi reh gya white bra panty main wo qayamat hi lag rehi thi 36 k mamey aur 36 ki gand aik ideal jisam tha us ka oper se thi b australia k gori

Main : uff meri jan kya jisam hai tumhara

Moni : ab to yeh aap ka hi hai nachod lo is ko g bhar k

Main agye badha aur us ko leta diya us ki gardan pey kiss karta huwa us k mamon pey aya jo adhe se ziyada to bra k bahir the main un ko choomne chatne laga wo bohat garam ho gai thi bar bar mere sar ko daba rehi thi apne mamon pey main ne us k hath pakad k oper sar ki traf kar diye uff us ki baghal bilkul malai jaisi thi main us ki baghal chatne laga wo tadap uthi main ne us ki bra kholi jo front se khulti thi main dil main hans diya wah moni yeh choice achi thi matlb sohagraat pey aisi hi bra pehni chahye jo front se khulti ho bra khulte hi side pey gir gai uff us k mamey bilkal aik jaga thos tane huwe koi dheela pan nahi main to toot hi pada un pey us k niple light pink color k chote chote dane the main dono mamon ko daba daba k choosne laga ab ki bar wo to bistar se hi oper uth jati jab main aise hi neeche aya jahan us k makhmali pait k tharkan waze thi main pait pey kiss karta huwa us k nabi tak poncha jo bohat gehri thi main ne us main zuban ghusa di yahan aik aur cheez b thi us ne nabi pey aik latkan wala moti lagaya huwa tha jis se wo aur b khubsoorat lag rehi thi nabi ko chatne k bahd main us ki panty tak poncha yeh aik thong panty thi jis main sirf moni ki phudi hi chupi thi baqi dono side pey strip bandhi thi aur peeche gand main b sirf aik strip hi thi panty phudi ki jaga se geeli ho gai thi main ne panty k oper se hi phudi pey kiss kiya us k munh se siskari nikli main us ki phudi ki khushboo se pagal ho raha tha jaldi main dono side ki strip khol di aur panty ka front side hata diya uff aik aur jatka mere liye phudi k oper pupic hair se dil ki shakal bani thi aur phudi jo choti si thi ofcourse chudi hoi thi lekin mere lund k hisab se choti thi phudi k dono honton main choti choti ring dali hoi thin main ne phudi pey kiss ki

Moni : uff ahhh jaan kyun tadpa rehe ho

Main : yeh style kis ne bnaya hair ka

Moni : bua ne

Main : lo g aaj pehle hi din porlour ki opning pey hi kamal kar diya

Moni : please baten bahd main kar lena main mar rehi hon

Main ne us ki phudi ko chatna shuro kar diya kuch der chatne k bahd moni uth k beth gai mujhe hata kar mere kapde utarne lagi mujhe poora nanga kr k neeche beth gai aur mera lund pakad liya

Moni : uff yeh kaise jaye ga andar main to mar hi jaon gi

Main : main hon na fikar na karo moni ne pehle kiss kiya lund pey phir us ko chatne lagi jo precum k qatre nikle the wo chat gai phir us ko munh main ley k choosne lagi wo aik expert ki trah choopa laga rehi thi 5 minute k bahd us ka munh thak gya to main ne us ko leta kar us k oper aa gya aur lund us ki phudi pey ragdne laga jis se wo machal uthi

Moni : please kashi ab dal do ab bardasht nahi hota

Main : jaan thoda dard ho ga

Monin: main bardasht kar lon gi aap dal do

Main ne lund set kar k aik jhatka mara 3 inch tak andar chala gya moni ne halki si cheekh mari main us ki kiss karne laga main ne aik aur jhatka mara adhe se ziyada andar chala gya us ki awaz mere munh main hi reh gai wo neeche se tadpne lagi main sth sth us k mamey b dabane laga thodi si raht mili us ko to main utne hi lund ko andar baihr karne laga jis se us ko b maza aane laga aur b sth dene lagi jis se yeh huwa k us ki phudi ne pani chodna shuro kar diya jis se lund ab asani se andar bahir ho raha tha main ne aik jhatka mar k poora andar dal diya ab ki bar phir se wo cheekhi lekin us k hont abhi b mere munh main the main phir se ruk gya aur us k mamey dabane laga kuch der bahd main phir se aista aista chodne laga jab wo b sth dene lagi to main ne us k hont chod diye wo gehri gehri sansen lene lagi main aista aista raftar badha raha tha

Moni : ahhha ssssiii fuck me uff aaj to mar hi gai thi pehli ahhh chodo zor se uff ahhh pehli bar b itna dard nahi huwa tha

Main : tumhari phudi bohat tang hai abhi b phans phans k ja raha hai

Moni : han aise hi chodo han mark ka itna bada nahi hai na is liye

Main : mark k ilawa kisi ne nahi choda kya

Moni : ahh ab kya chupaon 2 log aur hain per mark se milne k pehle

Main : kon hain

Moni : aik mera boyfriend tha universty time us k sth bohat bar kiya aur aik mera teacher tha yoga ka mujhe yoga seekhata tha bs us k sth b ho gya

Main : aik bar hi

Moni : nahi wo aik month tak aya aur roz hai chod k jata tha

Main ne moni ko ghodi bnaya aur jab nazar us k gand k surakh pey padi to dekh k heran ho gya wo bohat khula huwa tha

Main : to matlb mark ka yeh shoq hai

Moni : han us ka b aur mera b

Main : acha g chalo pehle teri phudi se nimat lon phir is ka b kuch karta hon

Main ne phudi main dal diya peeche se aur chodne laga main speed se chod raha tha jis se poore room main thap thap k sth moni ki ahhha aahhh ssssiii ki awazen ghoonj rehi thin moni 2 bar farigh ho chuki thi teesri bar main b us k phudi k andar farigh ho gya phir hum let gye aise hi dusre round pey main ne moni ki gand mari us ki phudi ki trah gand ne b maza diya end pey main us ki phudi main dal k farigh huwa ta k wo jald maa ban sake us raat main ne moni ko 4 bar choda wo behosh hi ho gai thi us k bahd main so gya phir b main apne time pey uth k park poncha jahan sb aai hoi thin jb main poncha to

Fariha : oye ap b aa gye mujhe laga nahi aao gye is liye nahi uthaya

Farzana : aapi jaan yeh koi aam insan to hain nahi samjhi aap

Farhana : waise pata nahi bechari kaisi ho gi moni

Sana : tum ko badi fikar hai

Fariha : wo is liye kyun k farhana medam ki aaj kal bohat banti hi moni k sth

Saira : oh ho main b bolon meri saheli aaj kal mujhe kyun ignore kar rahi hai

Farhana : aisi bat nahi hai saira bs us k sth time spend krte karte dosti ho gai aur tum ko main ignore kaise kar sakti hon hum ne bachpan sth guzara hai


Main : exercise please

Phir sb lag gai exercise karne gudiya b sb ko kuch na kuch seekha rehi thi phir hum wapis ghar aye fresh ho k sb nashte k liye bethe hum sb ne wish kiya sb ko ami mere liye prathe aur makhan ley k aai to

Fariha : toba hai itna kaise kha lete ho

Dadi : beta g wo akela hai agye main kuch nahi kehti samjhdar ho

Nani : han aur khud ki ginti kar lo

Abu : chalo bacho khamoshi se nashta karo aur kashi main soch arah hon gaon ho aaon wahan b dekh lon sb kaisa chal raha hai main shaheen ko ley ja raha hon kal wapis aa jaon ga waise to peeno k bhai hain wahan lekin phir b beta un ko b acha lagye ga aur han main ne un ko call ki thi aur desi ghee makhan b lana hai apne ghar ka hota to khalis hai

Dadi : beta theek hai jao lekin kal lazmi aa jana hai kashi ki shadi ki tiyariyan b karni hain

Abu : ami jaan wahi to main b is liye hi ja raha hon bahd main shadi main busy ho jain gye aur un ko b invite kr den gye

Main : theek hai abu aap jao koi masla nahi lekin han driver jaye ga sth gadi main jana

Abu : theek hai beta aur shaheen tiyari kar lo

Shaheen : g acha jaisa aap bolo

Main : hey g acha

Shaheen : tu akela mil bachu

Main : kya choti ami mazaq b na karon ab

Mehreen : hahaha ami aap ko bs yehi qabu kar sakta hai

Main : ok ho gya nashta to chalen universty

Adnan : lo abhi tak nashta hi ho raha hai

Main : nahi ho gya aa ja tu b kar ley

Adnan : a..lm

Sb ne jawab diya

Ami : beta aao na nashta karo

Adana : nahi khala main kar k aya hon

Phir hum universty chale gye baqi to sb gadi main thin lekin hum bike pey main aur adnan apni apni baike ko parking main laga k utre to aaj sb mujhe ajeeb nazroon se dekh rehe the

Main : yar aaj sb mujhe aise kyun dekh rehe hain

Adnan : kal jo kand kiya qaisar ansari ko jo protocol dikhaya tum ne poori university is waqt tujhe hi dekh rehe hai un ko shaid abhi b samjh nahi aa rehi k tum ho kya kyun k aaj b tum simple si bike pey ho

Main : hahaha yehi to suspens create krna tha chal canteen abhi time hai lecture main

Adnan : lecture se yad aya janab aaj apni aik new lecturer aa rehi hain accounts ki

Main : to kya huwa

Adnan : kabhi kabhi teri dimagh na kaam nahi karta abe yar suna hai is state ki sb se khubsoorat lady hai apne doar main beauty contest kabhi nahi hari wo

Main : naam kya hai un ka

Adnan : miss palwasha

Main : kya saale paheli kyun bujha raha tha bta nahi sakta tha o god aaj kya yad krwa diya

Adnan : kyun aisi kya bat hai

Main : ab kya btaon tujhe miss palwasha pata hai kon hai chal bahd main btaon ga main kakool main tha traning pey wahan yeh aik bar lecture dene aai thin tab se un ki tasveer meri aankhon main hai us aik lecture main wo mujh se impress b hoi thin jb main ne un se kuch question kiye the mujhe paka yaqeen hai yeh wahi hain ab yeh nahi pta k un ko main yad b hon k nahi

Adnan : to yeh bat hai chal beth kya khaye piye ga

Main : abe abhi nashta kiya hai chal coffee hi mangwa ley

Itne main meri sari biwiyan aa gai aur wo b aa k humare pas beth gai un k liye b coffe manwai phir class ka time huwa hum class main chale gye thodi hi der main aik boht hi khubsoorat chehra class main dakhil huwa red saree main uff main to dekhta hi reh gya age yehi koi 28 saal kamal ka figure aur saree main to qayamat hi lag rehi thi un ko dekh k mere honton pey muskan aa gai kyun k yeh wahi palwasha khan thi uff yar yeh to aur bomb ban gai hai sab student khade the

Miss palwasha : sit down

Sab aik sth good morning mam

Miss palwasha: very good morning

Hum sb beth gye

Miss palwasha: so students my name is palwasha khan i am your subject of accounts lecturar so you know todays is my first day here so padhai to hoti rehe gi main chahti hon aap sb apna apna Introduction dey do ta k agye chal k mujhe asani ho

Phir sb bari bari Introduction dene lage jb meri bari aai to mam neeche dekh rehe thin

Mainn: my name is kashif ali nick name kashi my previous percentage is 99.9% in graduation

Mam ne jb yeh suna to aik dum se apna chahre oper uthaya aur mujhe dekha mere pey nazar padhte hi un ki aankhen badi ho gai phir un k chahre pey aik smile aai

Miss palwasha: o my god kashif tum yahan i mean what a surprise main ne socha nahi tha k tum se mulaqat ho gi

Main : yes mam main esi university main hon and surprise to main hon aap ko yahan dekh k

Miss palwasha: ok break time mere cabine main aao kuch bat karni hai

Main : yes mam

Main ne dekha poori class ajeeb nazroon se mujhe dekh rehi thi khas kr k gudiya, zobia, amber aur sumaira

Is k bahd baqi sb k Introduction b huwe aise hi break time hum baihr aye to

Main : yar aap log chalo canteen main mam se mil k aata hon

Adnan : han g jao jao

Farzana : ab hum se b yeh baten chupane lagye hain

Main : main btaon ga sb btaon ga lekin please abhi nahi ok main wapis aata hon phir btata hon

Main mam k cabin k bair poncha door knock kiya

Miss palwasha: aa jao kashi

Main andar chala gya

Main : aap ko kaise pta chala main hi hon bahir

Miss palwasha: hahaha betho btati hon

Main beth gya

Miss palwasha: kyun k ofcourse tum ko hi bulaya tha to i guess tum hi ho gye

Main : to bolen kaise yad kiya

Miss palwasha: jahan tak mujhe yad hai ab tak to tum army main hona chahye tha agr yeh such hai k army main ho to yahan aik student matlb tum mission pey ho

Main : main btaon ga lekin pehle aap to btao major palwash khan aap yahan kon se mission pey ho

Miss palwasha: oh to tum ko yad hai sb ok well main btaon gi lekin tum to btao are you in service or not

Main : ofcourse in service

Miss palwasha: humm han main mission pey hon yahan is university main kuch ghair qanooni kaam ho rehe hain jaise drugs, aur ladkiyon ka drugs main b ice drug ka karobar b ho raha hai

Main : kon hai is k peeche

Miss palwasha: MNA zameer seth ka hath hai is k peeche kuch aur b log hain yahan bat karna kuch munasab nahi mere ghar aao bat karte hain yahan university main us ka beta b hai

Main : nahi aap k ghar nahi aagr aap pey nazar rakhi gai hoi to masla ho jaye ga aisa karen aap bathroom jana aur burqa pehn k aana mere sth bike pey aik save jaga hai

Miss palwasha: ok theek hai ab jao

Main : ok mam chalta hon

Miss palwasha: acha rank to btate jaon

Main : bargadiar

Ab ki bar mam ka munh khula ka khula reh gya

Miss palwasha: o god sorry sorry sir main pata nahi kya kya bolti gai

Main : no koi sorry nahi aap lecturer ho mera farz hai respect dena aap kuch b bola main hon to aap ka student ok bye chalta hon

Main wahan se aa gye seedha calnteen poncha

Baqi next update main....

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[Naughtyrishabh]

Update 130

Main canteen poncha to wahan sb bethi thin aur mujhe ghoor rehi thin

Main : kya huwa sb ko kuch liya k nahi

Zobia : aap kuch btane wale the na

Main : oh to yeh bat hai ok jaisa aap soch rehi ho aisa kuch b nahi hai yad hai main boarding main tha tab yeh aik bar lecture dene aai thin tab main ne in se kuch question pooch liye tab se yeh mujhe janti hain aur kuch nahi hai

Farzana : aur abhi kis khushi main aap ko bulaya tha

Main : wo bat ghar chal k btaon ga ok yahan save nahi hai

Fariha : kashi theek bol raha hai chalo adnan sb k liye aaj chaye samosa order karo

Adnan uth k sb ki traf dekhne laga

Farhana : lo g ary hum paise den gye

Adnan : ary moti ginti to karne dey kitne log hain

Farhan : kya bola moti ruk tu

Adnan bhag gya jb k sb zor zor se hans pade

Farhana : rone jaisi shakal bna kr kya main moti lagti hon

Main : ary nahi wo mazaq kar raha tha aap aise hi cute lagti ho

Farhana : khush ho kar suchi

Main : han meri jaan

Saira : aaj k bahd moti ko koi b moti nahi kahe ga i mean farhana ko

Farhana : tujhe to main ghar ja k thanda karti hon

Saira : han yar ab tu hi hai jo kar sakti hai jise karna chahye wo to dekhta b nahi

Itne main peeche se awaz aai

Ary hum hain na aik bar bol k to dekho qasam se aisa thanda karen gye k tum khud hi aa jaya karo gi

Yeh sun k main ne hath ki muthi band kar li mera khoon tezzi se doadne laga meri aankhon ka color badalne laga bahir ka mausam achanak change hone laga jahan kuch second pehle tezz dhoop thi ab gehre badal chane lagye the huwaien tezz chalne lagi kisi ko samjh nahi aa rehi thi k kya ho raha hai is se pehle k main kuch karta gudiya ne mujhe foran gale lga liya meri aankhen band ho gai main normal hone laga jis se mausam b phir se normal hota gya

Farzana : dekh liya kuch second main hi kaise mausam badla hai behter hai yahan se chale jao warna pata nahi kya ho ga tumhara kyun k aaj tak kisi ko b nahi pata k wo kaisi maut mare ga

Ladka : mera naam atiq seth hai aaj tak koi aisa nahi takra jo mujh se jeet k gya ho samjhi aur han mere baap ko nahi jante zameer seth MNA hain yahan k samjhe

Farzana : lagta hai tu aise nahi samjhe ga yeh tere sth tere dost hain na in se pooch lo mere bare main kyun k main jab marna shuro karti hon phir samne wale ka kya toote ga dekhti nahi

Atiq seth : oh to tu mare gi mujhe han khud ko dekh aur mujhe dekh phir b tujhe apni mujh se marwane ka shoq hai to chal bahir dekhen kis main hai dum

Main : nahi gudiya jane do is ko aaj nahi

Atiq seth : hahaha dar gya bacha

Us k sb dost hansne lge

Main : dar aur mujhe hahaha saale main kis k baap se b nahi darta tujhe main bahd main dekhta hon aaj nahi aaj tu kisi ki waja se bach raha hai aur mujhe aik kaam b hai jaldi mulaqat ho gi

Atiq seth : dekh lon ga tujhe chalo yahan se is ko bahd main dekhte hain

Wo chala gya

Adnan : bat samjh nahi aai tu ne chodd kaise diya us ko

Main : pata chal jaye ga ok aisa karo aap sb ghar chali jana mujhe aik kaam hai ok

Farzana : matlb aap us ko bahir maro gye

Main : nahi koi aur kaam hai main mam palwasha khan k sth ja raha hon ghar aa k btaon ga bat kya hai agr mujh pey bharosa hai to

Fariha : nahi meri jaan aap jao chalo sb ab waise b mood of kar diya un saalon ne ghar hi chalte hain

Adnan : meri zaroorat to nahi na

Main : tu ja yar bada aya

Main ne call ki mam ko un ko sari bat samjha di main call cutt kr k bike nikal k ground k pas lagai kuch der main mam aai unon ne burka pehna huwa tha aur aa k bike pey beth gai main ne bike nikali aur un ko ley k nikal gya kuch hi der main hum ponche aik jaga

Palwasha khan : yeh kahan ley aye ho

Main : aao to sehi pata chal jaye ga

Hum andar gye to samne hi samar nazar aya

Samar : welcome welcome aaj to humari qismat khul gai jo janab kashif sahb aye hain

Us kamine ki awaz sun kar irfan b aa gya

Irfan : samar tameez se sth koi ladies b hain

Main : ho gya tum logon ka chalo andar

Hum andar aye to samne hina aur pari bethi thin tv dekh rehi thin jaise hi pari ki nazar mujh pey padi wo uchal k mere gale lag gai main ne b us ko bahon main bhar liya sb khamoshi se dekh rehe the phir main ne us ko alag kiya

Main : kaisa hai mera bacha

Pari : munh phula k main koi bachi nahi hon jo aise paish aa rehe ho

Main : ok ok sorry meri jaan ab theek hai

Pari : aap aana to door mujhe call tak nahi krte

Main : you know k kitna busy hon abhi dekh lo university se seedha idher aa raha hon acha chalo betho aap aap mam yeh burqa utar den yeh apni hi family hai

Mam ne aik bar sb ko dekha phir mujhe main ne han main ishara kiya to unon ne burqa utar diya aik bar irfan aur samar b hang ho gye mam ki khubsoorti dekh k

Main : tum irfan yahan kya kar rehe ho abhi abhi shadi hoi hai to enjoy karo

Irfan : wo mujhe kuch kaam tha is liye aya tha phir yeh samar zid karne laga k khana sth khaen gye

Main : samar us ko jane deta bhabhi k sth khana khata bahd main to pata hai kitna busy rehe ga

Samar : sorry mujhe laga aya hai to chalo sth main lunch ho jaye ga

Main : humm chalo koi nahi so pehle introduce krwa don mam yeh hain major samar fight expert martial arts kungfu and black belt , yeh major irfan har trah ka aslah in ki ungli pey nachta hai its a shorp shooter aik insan ka dimagh second main soch k us k bahd koi action leta hai janb us se kuch fast hain jab tak koi dusra action leta yeh janb us waqt tak kaam tamam kar chuke hote hain, yeh captain hina hicking expert aaj tak 100% results k sth aur yeh meri jaan choti si miss pari abhi student hai lekin captain hina se b oper ki hicker hai

Palwasha khan : hello every one aap se se mil k khushi hoi main to aise hi dar rehi thi k pata nahi kahan ley aye hain aur kon log hain yeh but ap sb to army se ho matlb apni hi family se ho waqhi mujhe boht khushi hoi aap sb se mil kar

Samar jo bs mam main hi khoya huwa tha achanak bola

Samar : per bhai in ka tahraf

Main : oh sorry sorry main btana bhool gya yeh hain miss palwasha khan sorry major palwasha khan aur meri university ki lecturar b

Samar : lecture university main per kyun oh samjha mission so usi k bare main discuss krne aye ho yahan

Palwasha khan : right major aap ne theek samjha

Main : waise samar confirm kar don tumhara last decision hai

Samar hadh badha kar

Samar : ka kya kya matlb

Plawasha khan : hahahaha very funny waise main samjh gai kashi aurat main yeh khoobi hoti hai k wo mehfil main b wo nazren pehchan leti hai jo us pey tiki hon aur un nazron ko padh b leti hai k wo kya soch raha hai waise janb major sahb itne b bure nahi hai per mujhe time chahye baqi majer sahb se pooch lo

Hina : koi hum ko b btaye ga k kis bare main bat ho rehi hai

Pari : kya aapi aap b na dekh nahi rehi apne major sahb latoo ho gye hain humari mam sahiba pey

Hina : wow matlb love in first sight

Samar : hum dono sth main kuch time spend krna chahte hain ta k aik dusre ko jaan saken waise to meri traf se han hai kyun k pehli nazar main hi yeh mere dil main jaga bna chuki hain jo aaj tak nahi huwa ab un k dil main apni jaga bnani hai to time to lage ga

Main : ok bahd main balke aisa karna sham ko chale jana dono aur wahan se in ko ghar b drop kr dena so madem bolo ab

Palwasha khan : zameer seth MNA lekin is ki pusht panai b hai jis ka aap ne pata lagana hai shuro kahan se karo gye aap jante ho us ka beta atiq seth

Main : samjho ho gya kyun k wo aaj hi mujh se panga ley chuka hai mara is liye nahi kyun k is mission ki waja se

Samar : per bat kya hai

Main : wahi nei nasal main zehar bharne ka kaam matlb drugs jo university tak phel chuki hai

Hina : o god kashi kuch b ho zindagi main rape krne wale ko aur is jaise drugs mafia ko kabhi mat chodna

Palwasha khan: han kashi hina theek bol rehi hai

Main : medam kuch khane ko mile ga

Pari : oh sorry main ne to pani ka b nahi poocha abhi aai main

Us k bahd kuch khas nahi huwa hum ne plan bna liya main ghar aa gya aur mam ko samar k hawale kar diya khana kha k aya tha main ghar main enter hone hi ja raha tha k noor bano yehni adnan ki ami mil gai gate pey wo humare ghar se hi nikal rehi thi

Main : oh chamak chalo kidher

Noor bano : shukar hai g hum aap ko nazar to aye

Main : jaan kyun tanz kar rehi ho abhi to wapis aya hon waise kahan gai thi

Noor bano : sharma kar wo wo main teri bua k sth un k parlour gai thi

Main : kyun...oh yad aya sorry sorry ok to aaj aap khana khao raat ka aur aa jana idher hi ok

Noor bano : yahan sb hai hansen gye mujh pey

Main : ary yar koi kuch nahi bole ga aur han adnan ko bta dena k aap yahan hi raho gi raat ko ok

Noor bano sharma k bhag gai main bike ley k andar aya bike park kr k main ghar ka door kholne hi wala tha k door khul gya samne meri jaan meri jannat meri ami khadi thi

Main : aap nahi sudhro gi

Ami : kabhi nahi hahaha

Uff qasam se bilkul kisi 16 saal ki ladki ki trah wo boli thin wahi adaa

Maun : ami qasam se phir se jawan ho gai ho bilkul 16 saal ki

Ami : sharma kr mere gale lag gai

Main : pata hai main bohat khush hon jo aap meri maa ho bs us din ka intezar hai jab yeh kashi apni is natkat jannat main sama jaye ga main to kehta hon gudiya k sth aap b tiyari kar lo shadi ki

Ami : nahi meri jaan pehle gudiya bahd main main

Main : waise sb kahan hain

Ami : han btana bhool gai wo sb najma k ghar gai hain

Main : heran ho k kya najma aunty k ghar khair to hai

Ami : btati hon ami k ladle andar to chal k beth

Hum andar aye main beth gya ami ko japhi dal k

Main : ab btao

Ami : wo na anaya ki cousin hai na us ki bua ki beti wo aai hai

Main : kya shaina aai hai

Ami : oh ho ab yad aya janb ki list main to wo b hai main b na jana to mujhe chahye tha kuch shagan waghaira ley k

Main : ab kon si der hoi hai aap tiyar ho k aao main b shower ley k tiyar ho k aata hon sth hi chalte hain aur han wo aik necklace hai mere pas wahi den gye

Ami : mere pas kuch kapde aur sandal b hain

Main : ok main abhi aya

Main jaldi se naha k tiyar huwa aaj main ne shalwar qameez pehni thi jis main aaj alag hi nazar aa raha tha main jb neeche aya to aankhen phati ki phati reh gai ami kurti aur legging main thi uff tight kurti jis main 38 k mamey kurti ko lagta tha abhi phad k bahir aa jain gye aur neeche legging main un ki gand aur thighs uff main un main hi khoya huwa tha

Ami : kya huwa

Main : wow qasam se koi nahi keh sakta aap meri ami ho qasam se

Ami : han to main ne kab bola waise b main to aap ki hone wali biwi hon

Main : uff zalim na kar nahi to abhi room main ley jaon ga

Dadi : beta g shadi se pehle nahi

Main : oh to aap b aa gai acha hai

Ami : maa g hum najma k ghar chal rehe hai us ki bhanji aai hai is nalaiq ki hone wali aik aur biwi main ne socha bachi ko kuch shagan hi dey aaen

Dadi : theek hai beta jao aur bolna k aaj raat ka khana wo idher hi khaen

Ami : theek hai maa g aap kisi ko bol do nazi, nasreen, kashmala, noreen, sehrish sb ko jaga do ta k wo log khana bna len aur abhi k liye chahye b sari bachiyan to ghar nahi hain un k liye na bnaen wo pehle se wahan hain

Dadi : theek hai beta jao aap


Baqi next update main....

Bahut achche yaara....

 

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[Naughtyrishabh]

Update 131

Main aur ami ghar se nikal kar najma aunty k ghar ponche bell di to anaya ne door khola main agye tha ami peeche khadi thi anaya ne un ko nahi dekha mujh pey nazar padte hi mujh se lipat gai

Anaya : hey meri jaan aaj meri yad kaise aai

Main : aista se us k kaan main jaan control karo peeche aap ki saas b khadi hain

Anaya ne itna sun'na tha k foran mujh se alag hoi aur jab peeche dekha to ami pey nazar padte hi sharma k neeche dekhne lagi ami b muskrati hoi agye aai aur anaya ko gale laga liya

Ami : ary mera bacha sharma kyun rehi hai is ko japhi nahi dale gi to kis ko dale gi ok mujh se sharminda hone ki koi zaroorat nahi samjhi

Anaya : sorry aunty

Ami : ab agr aunty bola na main ne yeh rishta nahi hone dena

Anaya : sorry sorry ami ab nahi bolon gi aunty ok chalen andar ayen

Phir hum log andar gye wahan najma aunty k sth aik hot si aurat bethi thin aur jb un ki nazar hum pey padi to najma aunty foran uth khadi hoi aur ami k gale mili phir ami us hot si aurt se b mili itne main

Main : kya zamana aa gya log hum ko to pooch b nahi rehe

Najma : idher aa notenki kahen ka

Itna bol k najma aunty ne mujhe gale lga liya main ne b un ko bahon main kas liya hum ko dekh k wo aurat thodi heran ho gai k kaise aik jawan ladka najma se lipta huwa hai khair hum alag huwe aur beth gye

Main : so kaisi hain meri payari aunty

Najma : ab tum aa gye ho na aik dum theek hon

Ami : ary najma meri bachiyan aai thin kahan hain nazar nahi aa rehi sb

Najma : wo sb oper hain aik minute anaya beta pani ley aana kashi k liye

Anaya shaid gai hi seedha kitchen main thi wo aai us k hath main tray thi jis main sharbat k 2 glass the hum ko dey k wo wapis chali gai

Ami : najma yeh kon hain pehchana nahi main ne

Najma : ary main to aap logo ka tahraf krwana bhool gai yeh meri nand hai abida khan aur shaina ki ami aur abida yehi hain wo jin ka pooch rehi thi humari payari bahen rukhsana aur yeh in ka ladla beta kashif

Abida : hello bohat khushi hoi aap se mil kar asal main hum log aye hi aap se milne k liye hain shaina ne naak main dum kar rakha tha kashi aisa hai kashi waisa hai

Ami : mujhe b bohat acha laga aap se mil kar aur acha kiya na jo aa gye waise b shaina pehle b aa chuki hai aur najma tum ne kashi k bare main bat kar li in se

Najma : nahi abhi waisi to bat nahi hoi aap aa gye ho kar lo

Ami : main seedha matlb ki bat pey aati hon dekho abida bahen bache hai aur pasand b krte hain to hum ko rakawat nahi ban'na chahye is liye mujhe to shaina pasand hai apni bahu k roop main aur aik bat shaina k ilawa b boht se ladkiyan hain kashi ki life main jahan tak mujhe pata hai koi 30 k lag bhag to hon gi so ab shaina hi faisla kare gi behtr hai us ko hi decision lene do

Abida : kya 30 matlb sb se shadi karey ga

Ami : han yeh such hai sb se shadi kare ga aur aik bat yeh aam insan nahi hai is ki taqdeer main likha ja chuka hai sb aur yeh aap ki bhabhi najma yeh b to apni beti dey rehi hai anaya ko to main pehle hi accept kar chuki hon

Abida : yeh kahan phansa diya aap ne

Main : aunty..

Main kuch agye bolta us se pehle hi abida boli

Abida : main aunty lagti hon

Main : nahi nahi aap to abhi b shaina ki badi bahen lagti ho infect jb meri aap pey nazar padi tab hi mere munh se wow nikla tha matlb aap abhi tak jawan aur sexy..

Ami : control kashi

Main ne dekha abida sharma gai

Ami : ary najma zara bachiyon ko to bulao

Najma : abhi bulati hon anaya beta oper ja sb ko bula la

Anaya : ok ami abhi bulati hon aap chahye dekh lo ubal na jay

Main : nahi uble gi tum jao

Anaya oper gai koi 2 minute k bahad sb neeche aati hoi nazar aai uff yar yeh sb yahan hai fariha aapi, farhana baji, farzana, saira, sana, sobi, anum, aqsa, irum, ambreen, naina, zobia, haniya, reema, naaz, sumaira, mariya, zariya, shumaila, shaina, nadia, sara lee, soni, zara aur alisa b sth thin

Ami : oye sub ki sub yahan ho aur tum log kab ayi soni, zara aur lisa

( main bta don soni jo azad ki biwi hai yehni jin hai zara wahi chudail jo meri ghulam ho gai thi aur lisa unicorn hai jo meri power ka hisa hai yeh teeno jin lok gai thin ghoomne)

Soni : abhi thodi der hi hoi hai

Ami : ary meri bachi shaina idher aa

Shaina agye aai to ami ne uth k us ko gale lgaya aur galon pey payar kiya

Anaya : qismat hai bhai apni apni hum pas rehte hain hum ko to aisa payar nahi mila

Haniya : han yar

Ami : dekhti hon tum logon ko bahd main

Is bat pey sb hansne lagi

Fariha : ami yeh mazaq kar rehi hain

Ami : han to main me kon sa in ko kuch keh dena hai waise abida tumhari beti hai lakhon main aik

Shaina sharma gai

Abida : g aik hi beti hai meri bohat laad se paala hai is ko

Ami : acha ab kaam ki bat ho jaye kashi beta wo bag dena

Main ne bag diya ami ne us main se shaina k liye dress, sandle, choodiyan aur necklace nikal k shaina ko diya

Shaina : yeh sb kya hai main nahi ley sakti

Najma : beti ley lo susral se aya huwa pehla shagun hai na nahi kehte

Shaina : kyaa.. susral matlb main...

Abida : han meri bachi tum aur kashi

Anaya : oye yeh kab huwa btaya kyun nahi

Main : main kya btaon apni ladli cousin se pooch

Shaina : bahd main btaon gi na anaya please

Anaya : ary to dar kyun rehi hai mujhe koi problem nahi

Farzana : ami mithai nahi lai kya

Main : lai hai na jao kitchen main hai

Anaya aur gudiya gai mithai aur chaye ley k aai sb k liye asal main mithai main ne power se kitchen main rakh di hum nahi lay the sb ka munh meetha karwaya

Ami : abida bahen shaina k papa k bare main nahi btaya

Abida : oye sorry bhool gai asal main wo out of country hote hain hum yahan mere saas susar k sth hi rehte hain

Main ne abida aunty ki aankhon main dekha to sb samjh gya oh ho to yeh bat hai wah aunty susar g k sth maze koi nahi ab to aap ki dukhti rag mere hath lagi hai wo kya hai na beti to jb shadi ho gi tab mile gi na saas ko to baghair license hi thokne ka maza hai main ne dekha shaina bohat payar se mujhe hi dekh rehi thi main ne b aankh mar di wo sharma gai jis ko dekh gudiya aur anaya hans padi hum ne chaye pee phir uth khade huwe

Ami : acha ab chalte hain aur han aaj aap sb ki dawat hai humare ghar raat k khane pey to najma ley aana sb ko

Najma : ary is ki kya zaroorat thi

Main : zaroorat hai aunty ab aik new rishte main jude hain to aap ko aana ho ga

Ami : chalo bachiyo ja k khane ki tiyari karo aap logon ki maa kab tak karen gi

Saira : han aapi chalo tayi theek bol rehi hain

Ami : tayi kis ko boli bhool gai main ne kya bola tha

Saira : sorry sorry ami bhool gai thai agye se aisa nahi ho ga

Main : hahaha wiase ami aap ne sb ko apne remort control pey kiya huwa hai

Ami : to beta g jitni gadiyan to ley aya hai in ko aise hi sanbhala ja sakta hai

Is bat pey sb hanse hum ijazat ley k nikal aye

Main : ami aap log chalo main aata hon farida aunty k ghar se ho k

Ami : theek hai beta jaldi aana

Naina : main b chalti hon sth

Main : ok aao

Hum chal pade

Naina : kya bat hai aik k bahd aik ladki aati ja rahi hai

Main : yeh to pehle ki thi chodo tum sunao kahan ghaib ho kuch bola tha tum ko

Naina : humm yad hai main raat ko apne documents ley aaon gi

Main : ok kal main university se wapis aaon ga to sth chalen gye ok

Naina : ok janu

Main : kabhi kabhi sochta hon qismat b kaisi hai yad hai kaise mile the hum aik saanp se dar k tum cheekh rehi thi pani main

Naina : han aur mujhe lagta hai wo saanp na aata to shaid main kabhi mil na pati aap se

Itne main naina ka ghar aa gya hum andar gye to farida aunty bethi thin main ja k mila

Farida aunty : aa gai humari yad

Main uth k un k pas gya un ko gale lga liya

Main : aap ko koi pagal hi bhoole ga itni payari pari ko kashi kabhi bhool sakta hai kya

Farida : to aya kyun nahi kal

Main : aap ko pata hai busy kitna hon acha wo chodo btao kya hal hai

Farida : main theek hon naina beta chaye bna ley kashi k liye

Main : ary nai us ki zaroorat nahi naina ko pata hai abhi hum sb chaye pee k aye hain acha aap na aaj raat k khana humare ghar khaen gye

Farida : yeh b to tumhra hi ghar hai tum ne hi ley k diya hai

Main : ary samjho na aaj sb log invite hain

Naina : han ami aaj na jnab ki zindagi main aik aur ladki ka izafa huwa hai

Farida : to yeh bat hai kon hai wo

Main : wo apne IG sahib hain na un ki bhanji acha naina pani pila do

Naina pani lene gai to main ne farida aunty k honton pey hont rakh diye qasam se makhan jaisi hain wo lagta hi nahi k yeh 2 bachon ki maa hai kuch der bahd hum alag huwe to naina aai jo halka muskra rahi thi main ne pani piya aur nikal gya aise hi sb ko invite kiya raat k khane k liye

Udhr aik jangle main 2 log aik jaga bethe the wo koi aur nahi bhishma aur bhaga the jin ko karoon me bejha tha

Bhishma : kahan ho ga wo hum yahan tak aa gye maalik ne jaisa kaha tha k us ki takar in hi janglon main hoi thi carlus se jis main carlus mara gya

Bhaga : han maalik ko us ki power ka ahsaas huwa tha yahan se lekin ab us ki power ka koi ahsas nahi ho raha hai hum ko

Bhishma : mujhe lagta hai us ne apni powers pey control pa liya hai

Bhaga : aise to hum us ko dhoond nahi pain gye

Bhishma : aisa krte hain insano main shamil ho jate hain un jaisa ban kr kabhi na kabhi to us ki power jage gi

Bhaga : aik idea hai hum insano ko nuqsan ponchte hain un ko bachane zaroor aye ga

Bhishma : lekin is kaam maim aik masla hai wo aa gya to samjho hum mare jain gye us ki power bohat hain aisa nahi karna hum sirf intezar karte hain

Idher mujhe kuch alag power ka ahsaas ho gya tha koi energy ka maujhe pata lgana ho ga k kon hai kahen koi dushman na ho main ghar aya apne room main gya aur alisa ko bulaya wo hazir hoi

Alisa : g aap ne bulaya

Main : han aik kaam hai mujhe murree k jangle se kisi energy ka ahsaas ho raha hai pata lgao kon hai lekin yad rakhna un k samne na aana koi b ho na khud lado gi

Alisa : g jaisa aap ka hikam main abhi aati ho

Alisa k jane k bahd main let gya aur meri aankh lag gai.


Baqi next update main...

Bahut achhe yaara....

 

[Evil Dead]

Where is update brother

 

[Naughtyrishabh]

Update 132

Sham ko gudiya ne mujhe jagaya meri aankh khuli to dekha gudiya mere oper leti hai aur bar bar mere honton ko choom rehi hai mere chehre pey muskaan aa gai main ne b us ko bahon main bhar liya aur ghuma k apne neeche kr liya main us ki aankhon main dekhne lga us k chehre pey aik aisi muskaan thi jis k liye log kehte hain kash yeh waqt yehi thehar jaye us k hont larz rehe the us ki ankhen meri aankhon se mili hoi thin jb kuch der tak main ne kuch nahi kiya to

Farzana : aise kya dekh rehe ho

Main : tum itni khubsoorat kyun ho pata hai jb tum itna qareeb hoti ho to main khud se control kho deta hon

Farzana : aap ne khud ko dekha kabhi ghor se baqi ka mujhe nahi pata per main ne aap ka asli roop b dekha hai aap k agye main to kuch b nahi jb aap hi itne khubsoorat ho to rab ne mujhe bnaya hi aap k liye hai to kyun khubsoorat nahi bnata

Main : yeh aaj itni gehri baten kaise krne lagi

Farzana : kyun k ab hum aik hone ja rehe hain humari shadi hone ja rehi hai is liye khud ko badal rehi hon bachpana chod k zimadari nibahni hai to is liye

Main : per mujhe to wahi meri gudiya chahye jo shararat b kre zid b kre ghusa b kre aur mera sahara b bane

Farzana : wo sb to hai hi kuch new b add krna chahye na ab ziyada baten mat karo aik kiss do ta k hum neeche chalen sb log aa gye hain khana ready hai

Main : o teri main to bhool hi gya tha aaj sb ki dawat hai

Main ne apne hont gudiya k honton se mila diye aik jhatka hum dono ko lga aur mere hath ki angoothi chamkne lagi kuch der main hum alag ho gye lekin is kiss main hum dono ko kuch visual nazar aye jo clear nahi the

Main : gudiya kya tum ne b kuch dekha

Farzana : han bhai matlb aap ne b dekha per kuch clear nahi dikha bs itna k aik ladki jo shaid kisi mahel ki shehzadi ho aik kamre main bethi ro rehi hai

Main : main samjh gya gudiya k kya tha wo

Farzana : kya tha

Main : wo tum thi aur yeh peechle janam ka visual tha jb mujhe dhoke se mar diya gya tha

Farzana : per bhai is visual ka ab is waqt hum ko nazar aana is ka kya matlb hai

Main : yeh to ab baba se hi pata chale ga chal main fresh ho lon tum mere kapde nikalo sb log hon gye kuch acha pehn lon

Farzana : g acha abhi nikalti hon

Main : hey sadqe kitna payara laga tumhre munh se g acha qasam se bilkul biwi ki trah laga

Farzana : to mere bhole sanam biwi hi to hon chalo ab jao b nahi to ami ka to aap ko pata hai na

Main foran bhaga bathtoom ki traf gudiya qehqa lga k hansne lagi main foran shower ley k toliye main bahir aya to samne gudiya k sth jo khadi thi us ko dekh k main wahi ruk gya kuch samjh nahi aa raha tha kya karon wo b mujhe hi dekh rehi thi

Farzana : are yeh rehe kapde aap andar hi change kar lo

Shaheen : beta g kuch to sharam karo aise aik towel main bahir aa gye

Main : wo wo choti ami main samjha gudiya chali gai ho gi sorry

Mere aisa bolte hi dono qehqa laga k hansne lagi main samjh gya k mera popat ban gya hai matlb choti ami naraz nahi hain na hi ghusa matlb meri hi taang khench rehi thi

Main : ooh to yeh bat hai to main b yehi change karta hon dekhna hai to ruk sakti ho

Mere aisa bolte hi choti ami ki hansi ruk gai wo foran bahir ki traf bhagi ab ki bar main aur gudiya hanse aur aise hanse k bed pey hi gir gye khair main ne control kiya aur uth k kapde pehne phir tiyar ho k perfume lga k dono sth main bahir nikle jab hum seediyon se utar rehe the to gudiya ne apna bazu mere bazu main dala huwa tha sb ki nazar oper jb humari traf gai to sb ko shock laga kyun k sb ko aise lag raha tha jaise new married couple ho

Main : gudiya dekh sb aise dekh rehe hain jaise new married couple ho

Farzana : han waise b humari jodi hai b to aisi k sb ka munh khula reh jaye

Hum neeche aye to

Abu : wah mere shar idher aa aaj tum bilkul aisa lag raha hai jaise kisi party main koi couple ho jis k liye party rakhi ho

Main : abu jaan bohat shukria wo kya hai aaj sb apne yahan jama hain to main ne socha in ko aik jhalak dikha hi jaye k next week kya hone wala hai

Ami : bilkul theek beta is liye behter yehi hai k sb ko khud hi bta do

Shano : aisi kya bat hai aapi aur kya hone wala hai next week aur yeh to kashi ki bahen hai na wo b twins to aise couple couple kyun bol rehe ho

Main : main btata ho to jaisa k aap sb yahan pey aye ho us k liye thanks aaj ki party keh sakte ho ya dawat jo hai us ki 2 waja hain us se pehle main bta doon aap sb se mera koi na koi rishta hai ya rishta judne wala hai to behter hai mere bare main b jaan lo to bat yeh hai k aap sb ki trah main b dikhta hon per hon nahi

Sb jo yeh bat nahi jante the mujhe ajeeb trah se dekhne lage

Main : aap sb k zahen main jo sawal hain main janta hon asal bat yeh hai k main kisi khas maqsad k liye paida huwa hon meri zindagi main kuch cheezen likhi ja chuki hain jaise k meri bohat si shadi honi hain aur wo b aap sb main hi taqreeban majood hain so aik aur bat farzana meri twin sister hai lekin yeh b mere maqsad k liye hi paida hoi hai yeh sirf meri sister nahi balke meri hone wali pehli biwi b hai

Ab ki bar sb shock ho k kyaaa

Main : yehi such hai sirf itna hi nahi meri teeno bahen ki shadi mujh se honi hai aap sb k sth kuch na kuch mera rishta hai aap sb pey bharosa hai mujhe is liye aap sb ko sachai bta raha hon abhi bohat kuch hai jo aap nahi jante khair wo phir kabhi acha shano bhabhi faizan se meri bat hoi thi aap ka bhai bohat khush hai kyun k wahan k poltary form ka kaam start ho gya hai tumhare abu b ab theek hain aur asal bat yeh hai k main ne to bol diya un ko k meri shadi pey aana hai ab agye aap ki zimadari hai un ko bolo k sb ayen shadi pey wahan k ghar aur foram ki zimadari mujh pey chodd dein

Shano : g main aaj hi bat karti hon un se

Phir sb ne khana khaya sb ne khane ki tahreef ki us k bahd

Ami : aap sb ko bta don k next week kashi ki shadi hai to sb log tiyari kar lo aur han kal se ghar main lighting music dholki sb shuro ho ga to sb ne aana hai aur aik khas bat abida bahen ki beti shaina ka rishta b hum kashi k sth kar rehe hain wo kehte hain na mian biwi razi to kya kre ga qazi to hum ne b in ko aik karne ka socha hai aaj ki party thi b is liye k yeh baten aap sb ko bta di jain waise b aap k ilawa sirf kuch log aur hi hain jo shamil hon gye shadi pey

Mama : ary aapi itna kam time hai kaise manage ho ga sb

Main : kya mama g main hon na aap fikar kyun krte hain waise b abhi aap ne mujhe jana hi kab hai

Mama : beta g jaan to main us din hi gya tha jb tu ne sonia ko school k bahir se ley gya tha phir IG police ka tere pas aana sb kuch jaan gya tha k teri ponch kahan tak hai

Fariha : ary mama g kash aap humari noor beti ka protocol dekh lete qasam se us qaisar ansari ki to bolti band to hoi hi sth paseene b choot gye the

Mama : kya bola tum ne qaisar ansari kaise jante ho us ko pata b hai kitna khatarnak hai wo insan ki khal main bhediya hai wo

Main : bhediya ho ya kutta sher k samne kabhi tik paye hain kya acha chachi aap chahye bnao sb k liye aur tum dono shumaila, aur iram ja k madad kro chachi ki

Shano : wo kashi babu main wo keh rehi thi naaz k bare main...

Main ne bech main hi bat kaat di

Main : sorry bhabhi bat katne k liye mujhe yad hai lekin main kuch faisla kron us se behter hai naaz khud apni marzi btaye k wo kya chahti hai

Shano : naaz beta bat karon ya nahi

Naaz : han kro na aapi mujhe manzoor hai

Kehne ko to jaldi main naaz bol gai per phir sharma k gudiya k gale lag gai jise dekh sb hans pade

Ami : ary chup ho jao bachi hai us ko aur kyun sharminda kar rehe ho mujhe b naaz apni bahu k roop main manzoor hai shano beta apne ami abu ko bolna k shadi pey ayen aur yeh b bta dena k ab se naaz is ghar ki bahu hai

Shano : g chachi aap ka bohat shukria meri gudiya ko bahu bnane k liye

Phir chaye pee sb ne itne main alisa b aa gai jb sb ne dekha to poocha kahan thi tum

Alisa : wo meri aik friend thi us k pas gai thi to late ho gai

Shano : yeh kon hai chachi aur wo dono ( zara, soni) pehle kabhi nahi dekhi

Ami : lo g kashi beta ab btao

Main : shano bhabhi wo asal main yeh teeno b aap ki devrani hi hain

Shano : toba hai pata nahi yeh ladka hai ya godha

Ami : sherrr

Sb hans pade main ne alisa ka mind read kiya sb samjh gya khatre ki bat nahi thi wo wait kar rehe hain k kab main power use karon to wo jaan saken k main kahan hon aap sb soch rehe hon gye k jb itni power hain mujh main to alisa ko kyun bejha tha to main bta doon k alisa main yeh khubi hai k wo apni power hide kar sakti hai main agr apni power use krta to wo mehsoos kr lete aise hi kafi der tak sb beth k baten krte rehe phir sb apne apne ghar chale gye aur yahan b sb apne apne room main chale gye ami k sth sehrish aur noreen aunty bethi thin main b wahan hi betha tha ami ko samjh lag gai k main kyun betha hon matlb k aaj main ne kisi k room main jana hai

Ami : beta g aaj kis ki shamat aai hai

Main : bohat tezz ho aap samjh gai

Sehrish : matlb kya hai is bat ka

Noreen : ary pagal wo aaj kisi ki bjane laga hai

Sehrish : oh acha kon hai wo kashi

Noreen : jaise wo bta dey ga

Main : itna samjh lo k wo b yahan hi thi kuch der pehle

Noreen : rukhsana wo na main kya keh rehi thi aaj raat aap k sth so jaon

Sehrish : kya bat hai aapi k sth sona chahti hai mujh se tang aa gai kya

Noreen : nai rehe pagli wo kya hai na mujhe yeh bohat achi lagti hain aik ideal lady hain har trah se bs is liye

Main : han han janta hon aap ko to wo b nahi bhoola ho ga jb gaon se aye the gadi main aap ro rehi thi chup hi nahi ho rehi thi to tab ami ne kaise aap ko chup krwaya tha

Ami : kashi...

Ami ankhen dikha rehi thi to

Noreen : wo kabhi nahi bhool sakti

Main : acha main chala ami aap door lock kar lo

Ami mere sth hi aai door tak aur boli

Ami : dekh noor bano bohat achi hai maana k us ne tere abu ko b jaal main phansana chaha lekin dil ki buri nahi hai us ko payar se sb karna ta k tera yeh lums yeh payar zindagi bhar na bhool paye

Main : aao ko kaise pata k main un se milne ja raha hon

Ami : maa hon teri samjha han wo rani ne btaya tha k aaj noor bano parlour main aai thi

Main : oh acha theek hai bye chalta hon

Ami : o khote aik good night kiss to deta ja

Main : hey aap bolo sb kuch dey don yeh kiss kya cheez hai

Ami : wo b loon gi aur haq se loon gi abhi sirf kiss

Main ne ami ko khench k bahon main bhar liya aur apne hont un k honton se mila diye sth hi un k aik mamey ko hath main ley k sehlana laga jis se wo hosh main aa gai aur alag ho gai

Ami : bs bs sirf kiss bola tha

Main hansta huw nikal gya noor bano k ghar ki traf...

Baqi next uodate main

Behad hi shandar or jabardast update bhai.
Bahut khoob superb.

 

[Arvind Sharma]

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