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Subha main utha aur fresh ho k bahir nikal gya running k liye jb wapis aya to sb uth chuke the main naha k kapdey pehne phir sb k sth nashta kiya us k bahd main peeno k ghar ki traf nikal gya un ko ley k apne ghar aya sb ko milwaya aaj abu b ghar hi the sb ache se milye
Main : uncle yeh ghar hai aaj se aap log yahan hi raho gye aur is ghar ka b khayal rakho gye
Rabia : beta wo kya khayal rakhen gye ab budhe ho gye hum is ghar ko apna ghar samjh k khyal rakhen gye
Main : aur shabir bhai aap dono jao ab kheton pey kaam to sb samjha diya tha ab aap log khud hi sb sanbhalo hum kuch der main nikal rehe hain
Shabir : g kashi babu theek hai hum jate hain
Ammi : ary beta chahye pani to pee lo
Hamza : nahi malkin hum ne nashta kr liya hai
Wo dono gye main ne shabir ki biwi ko dekha jo chori chori dekh rehi thi main ne socha yeh to tiyar hi bethi hai chalo koi nai kr len gye main apne room main aya thodi hi der main gadiyan b aa gai main neeche aya baqi to sb tiyari main lagi thin
Main : ammi main badi gadi k sth ja raha hon adnan k ghar un ka saman pehle rakhwa k aur un ko ley k aata hon mark k sth aik banda aur chodd k ja raha hon ta k sb saman bahir nikal saken
Ammi : theek beta ja
Abu : ary beta main b hon na main dekh lon ga tum jao
Main ne gadi nikali aur badi gadi wale ko apne peeche aane ka bola wo b mere peeche aa gya hum wahan ponche adnan bahir hi wait kr raha tha us ne sara saman gate k pas hi jama kiya huwa tha
Main : kyun bhai ho gya sb
Adnan : han bhai saman sb ho gya hai tum sara saman aur ammi aur tooba ko ley jao main bike pey aaon ga
Main : bol to laod krwa deta hon bike gadi pey
Adnan : nahi us ki koi zaroorat nahi main bike pey hi theek hon
Phir main andar chala gya wo dono b tiyar thin
Main : tiyar hain aap
Noor bano : main to kab se tiyar hon per aik tu hai kuch krta hi nahi
Main : main jane k liye bol raha hon chudwane k liye nahi
Noor bano : jb tak chode ga nahi choddon gi nahi
Main : acha wo sb saman load kr rahe hain kuch aur b hai kya jo k ley jana hai
Tooba : nahi baqi jo saman hai wo yahan hi rehe ga hum ne andar rakh diya hai bs ab ghar lock krna hai
Main : theek hai to kro lock aur bahir meri gadi main betho
Phir hum wahan se ghar aa gye phir sb gadiyon main bethe ghar ko peeno ki family k hawale kiya un ko main ne apna number b diya aur phir hum city k liye nikal gye city jab ponche to moni humare welcome k liye khadi thi main gadi se utra aur moni k samne gya
Main : kaisi ho moni
Moni mere gale lagi main b samjh gya yeh mujhe miss kr rahi thi baqi sb b gadi se utar aye lekin jab hareem, reema, sumaira, naz ne aik gori mam ko mere gale lagye dekha to heran ho gai main alag huwa
Moni : meri to fikar hi nahi tum ko na
Main : ab aa gya hon na ab main tumhare sth rahon ga ok dekho aaj to sb aye hain in se milo na kyun aansu baha rahi ho
Moni ne sb ki traf dekha fariha aapi agye aai aur moni ko gale lagaya phir sb mil k andar aye
Hareem : wow yeh ghar hai ya mahel
Sumaira : han yeh to kisi mahel se kam nahi hai
reema : itna bada ghar main ne kabhi nahi dekha
Ammi : ab aap sb yahan raho gi samjhi
Ambreen : such hum yahan rehen gye sb
Main : han ab se sb yahan raho gi ab jaldi se jao moni aapi ki madad kro sb ko pani do chalo shabash
Wo sari khushi khushi chali gai phir sb ne pani waghaira piya main adnan ko ley k bahir aya mark b sth tha sb saman utar chuka tha
Main : mark kuch bandon ko ley k saman andar poncha do phir adnan tum apna saman alag kro aur mere sth chalo
Mark saman andar rakhwane laga main aur adnan saman apni gadi main rakh kr gadi nikali ghar se aur sth wale ghar ka lock khola gadi andar ley gya adnan ghar dekh k heran ho gya wo b aik banglow hi tha
Adnan : yeh kya hai
Main : tera ghar
Adnan : kyun itna kr raha hai humare liye chota sa ghar hi kafi tha
Main : tu chup hi reh
Main ne door khola aur hum ne saman andar rakha adnan bohat khush tha ghar dekh kr
Main : pasand aya
Adnan : kya yar tang khench raha hai zameen se utha kr asman pey betha diya phir b pooch raha hai k pasand aya
Main : chal abhi ghar chal phir baqi bahd main abhi mujhe kuch aur kaam b hai
Adnan : han han chal
Phir se hum lock kr k ghar ko wapis aa gye to agye aye to dekha nani log b ponch chuke the
Main : ary mere nani darling b aa gai
Nani : idher aa badmash
Main nani k gale laga unon ne b payar kiya
Nani : darling kehta hai aur pata b nahi kiya mera
Main : mujhe sb pata rehta hai aap fikar na kro
Phir main mamu aur mami se mila phir main soniya se mila
Soniya : bhai aab main humesha aap k pas rehon gi
Main : han meri gudiya is liye hi to tumhen yahan laya hon
Main ne dekha saba khala mujhe hi dekh rehi hai main agye badha us ko gale lagaya wo b chipak gai mujh se phir main ne us k mathe ko chooma wo sharma gai
Ammi : ab sharma rahi hai us waqt sharam nahi ai jb sb ko bol diya k shadi kron gi to kashi k sth
Saba : kya aapi aap b sb k samne
Shazia khala : han han tum sb k samne japhiyan dalo wo kuch nahi aur baji ne bol diya to ghalat
Hum ne darwaze ki traf dekha to wahan shazia khala, khalu aur mini nimi khade the
Main : ary ary wow meri aik darling b aa gai
Shazia khala mere pas aai aur halki si chapat mujhe lagai aur gale lag gai
Shazia : bohat besharam hai
Main : wo to main hon hi
Phir main mini nimi se mila wo dono mere gale lag gai
Main : kaisi hain meri angels
Mini : aik dum theek
Nimi : aur ab se hum b aap k sth rehne aaye hain ab aap ki khair nahi
Main : han wo to mujhe lag hi raha hai
Phir sb mile sb ka introduction b huwa jo new the khair sb ko chahye pani diya gya
Mamu : han bhai ab bta kya chakar hai sab family ko aik jaga rakhne ka
Main : bta doon ga dekho na sb kitni khush hain ary choton ko chodo udhr dekho dadi aur nani ko jaise bachpan ki saheli mil jati hain waise hi in ka hal hai
Khalu : han bhai yeh to hai sb k mil k rehne main jo khushi apna pan hai wo alag rehne main nahi hai
Main : tabhi to sb kiya main ne
Mamu : aik bat bta yeh ghar tum ne yehi soch k bnaya tha k sb ko sth rakhe ga
Main : han kyun k main chahta tha k koi mujhe miss na krey kyun k main sb k payar ko mehsoos kr chuka tha
Mami : acha kiya kashi main ne waqhi tum ko miss kiya hai
Main : ab sb sth hain na acha ammi jaan main jaon ga abhi murree k liye niklna hai sham tak wapis aana hai aap sb apne apne room select kr lo kisi b cheez ki zaroorat ho to aik dusre ki help krna kyun k ho sakta hai k kisi ko pata na ho aur moni in ki madad krna aur han aap log khana bna k kha lo main wahan ja k hi khaon ga aur noor bano aunty yeh lo aap k ghar ki chabi adnan saman wahan rakh aya hai aap log khana kha k jana aur han adnan irfan k sth jao mart pey ghar ka saman ley aao yeh rakho card is se kharcha krna yeh ab tumhara hi hai
Adnan : nahi yeh main nahi ley sakta
Main : inkar to tera baap b nahi kr saka tu kya krey ga chal
Main bahir aya aur
Main : mark chalo dusri gadi ley lo murree chalte hain
Mark : ok bhai
Phir hum murree k liye nikal gye 1 hour main hum wahan the hum seedha IG sahb k ghar ponche gate najma aunty ne khola
Main : kaisi ho meri jaan
Najma aunty mere gale lag gai
Najma : suchi aap ne mahaf kiya na
Main : han nahi to yahan aata main
Najma : aao andar
Hum andar aye to dekha anaya kitchen se nikal rehi thi
Main : ary yeh kya meri nanni si jaan kitchen main
Najma : ab to yeh sb kuch seekh gai hai khud hi kuch na kuch bnati rehti hai
Main ne us ko b gale lagaya
Anaya : kaise ho aap
Main : bilkul theek hon khana tiyar hai kya
Anaya : han tiyar hai aap fresh ho jao
Main : mark chal fresh ho ja phir khana khate hain
Us k bahd khana khaya hum ne khane k bahd
Main : acha suno hum ja rehe hain agye wahan se 2 family aur hain un ko ley aaon phir aap ko yahan se lete jain gye
Najma : theek hai jao jaldi aana warna der ho jaye gi
Hum wahan se nikle aur ponch gye apne ghar jahan master ki family thi gaurd abhi b the wahan hum andar gye master bohat khush huwe dekh k un se tabiyat ka poocha natasha aunty mere gale lagi phir sara b gale lagi sb se mil kr hum ne wahan chahye pee
Main : sara hum ja rehe hain naina k ghar un ko ley k ate hain
Sara : acha main b chalti hon
Main : na bilkul nahi der ho jaye gi aise aap aisa kro apna saman nikal k rakho hum ate hi load kr len gye ok
Sara : han yeh b theek hai
Main aur mark paidal hi chale gye kyun k wahan gadi nahi jati kuch der main hum wahan the main ne bell di farida aunty ne door khola mujhe dekh k mere gale lag gai unon ne mera matha chooma main ne un k hont choom liye
Farida : hay besharam kyun jazbat jaga raha hai
Main : ab aap se door nahi reh sakta is liye lene aa gya chalo andar
Hum andar aye naina ne mujhe dekha to mere gale lag gai us ka matha chooma
Main : kaisi ho
Naina : bilkul theek hon bs aap ki yad bohat aati thi kabhi kabhi us saanp ka bohat shukria adaa krti hon jis ki waja se hum mile
Main : hahaha jis se dar gai thi acha aunty aap dono chal rahi ho mere sth lekin aik aur surprise b hai aap k liye wahan
Naina : yehi k wahan humare liye ghar liya hai
Main : nahi g wo to main ne bata diya tha kuch aur hai wahan chal k dekh lena
Faruda : acha naina beta chalo saman nikalo bahir
Phir un ka saman hum ne bahir nikala aur ghar ko lock kr k hum paidal hi chal pade ghar ponch k hum ne un ka saman gadi main rakha phir sara jo saman nikal k rakhi thi wo b rakha sab kuch rakhne k bahd ghar ko makmal lock kiya sirf gaurds ka portion open tha us ko samjha k hum nikal aye 2 gadi main ghar ate ate sham ho gai ghar main ponche to jaise ronaq hi lagi thi na na krte b 40 logon ki family ho chuki thi humari aur jin main se abhi azaad, soni, muraad, zara aur alisa shamil hi nahi kiye the main ne hum sb andar aye sb ko milwaya master aur natasha aunty se farida aunty aur naina se k tabhi imran bhai andar se nikle shaid wo ponch gye the wo mere gale lagye un k hal hawal poocha phir
Main : farida aunty aap ka surprise wo raha
Jb aunty aur nain ne peeche dekha to wahan jaan sher un ka beta khada tha wo khushi se bhagi us ko gale laga liya phir jaan sher mujh se mila
Jaan sher : bohat boht shukriya aap ne meri family k liye itna kuch kiya
Main : pehli bat aap mujh se bade ho to mujhe aap kr k mat bulao aur dusri bat aap mere bade bhai k dost ho to aap b mere bade bhai hi huwe aur jb bat rishte ki ho jaye to phir sawal hi nahi rehta k kya kiya kyun kiya kyun k ab yeh b meri family hai
Farida : esi liye to mujhe fakhar hai k kashi jaisa insan humari zindagi main aya dekha beta kaise asan lafzon main kiye gye ahsan ko apni family bta kr bat hi khatam kr di
Main : aap phir ahsan ki bat kr rahi ho
Naina : nahi kashi such ko badla nahi ja sakta
Ammi : aik minute chalo phir is such ko such hi kr dete hain farida bahen aaj sb k samne main tum se naina beti mangti hon apne kashi k liye ab koi shak to nahi na
Farida : aap na b mangti to yeh kon sa alag hone wale hain waise mujhe pata hai is k bare main janab ne aik lambi list bana k rakhi hai
Farzana : ary nahi aunty g list unon ne nahi main ne bnai hoi hai yahan jitni b aap ko nazar aa rehi hain na chahye us ki bahen hi kyun na hon mujh samet sb list main hain
Ab jin ko nahi pata tha wo chonk gye
Jaan sher : matlb bahen b
Main : aap ko bta doon ga sb abhi sb fresh ho jao chahye waghaira ka bandobast kro
Mark : bhai bahir ana zara
Main bahir gya
Main : kya huwa mark
Mark : in se milo yeh yahan pas hi aik form chalte hain bhains waghaira aur gaye rakhi hain main ne bat ki thi in se ghar k liye itne log hain to doodh dehi aur makhan aur asli ghee k liye to is liye bulaya hai
Main : yar to khud hi kr leta na meri kya zaroorat
Mark : asal main aap bolo gye to samjh jaye ga aap bat to kro
Main mark ki bat samjh gya
Main : kya naam hai aap ka
Aadmi : g fazal naam hai mera
Main : kitni bhains hain tumhre pas
Fazal : g 20 k qareeb aur itni hi gaye b
Main : acha suno rozana yahan doodh waghaira aana chaye bhains ka b aur gaye ka b lekin alag alag aur han aik qatra b pani huwa na main phir bat nahi kron ga todd dalon ga aur han jb b dehi makhan ghee ka kaha jaye to bejh dena fihal 30 kg doodh roz dena ok
Fazal : g sahb ho jaye ga
Main : ab jao
Wo chala gya
Main : masla kya tha
Mark : yeh pani dal dete hain doodh main is liye bola ab aap ne dhamki dey di na yeh ghalti nahi krey ga
Main phir andar aya chahye aai thi wo sb peene lage us k bahd main farida aunty walon ko un k ghar ley gya jo k adnan k ghar k sth tha wahan sb ko choda wo ghar dekh k bohat khush the khas kr naina us ne josh main sb k samne mujhe kiss kr di jis ko dekh farida aunty muskra di jab k jaan sher ne munh pher liye sharma kr
Main : pagal bhai tera dekh raha tha
Naina : opps sorry yad hi nahi raha
Main : acha jao apni marzi ka room pasand kr lo aur saman set kro raat ko aata hon aunty saman kitchen main hai aur fridge main b lekin aap aaj khana na bnana aaj wahan hi aa k khana sb abhi chalta hon natasha aunty ko ley k ata hon sth wala agla ghar un ka hai
Farida : theek hai jao
Phir main wapis aya aur sara logon ko un ka ghar dikhaya aur wahan chod diya phir main wapis aaya to dekha kuch kitchen main busy thin kuch bethi thin
Ammi : beta sabeen ko bataya ya nahi
MIn : o god main bhool gya meri khair nahi na sabeen aunty mujhe choden gi aur na hi Haniya
Farzana : hahaha sunny ko bhool gye ho aap
Main : hans lo hans lo
Mini : aur aap ne na pari ko bataya aur na hi sunbal ko
Main : beta aaj sb mil k meri baja rahi ho
Nimi : nahi bhai aap daro nahi hum sb jante the aap busy ho is liye sb ko pehle hi bta chuke hain kal ayen gye wo log
Main : shukar hai chalo phir raat ko bat kr lon ga un se
Farzana : waise wo b hain jin ko bachaya tha ap ne
Main : ab aa gya hon na yahan un se mil lon ga aur nadia khane k bahd mujhe milo bahir laon main
Fariha ; hey hey kya bat hai
Main : aap b aa jana
Is bat se wo sharma gai aur baqi sb ki hansi choot gai
Baqi next update main...
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