SIRF AAP LOG KI TADAP KI WAJAH BEECH KI 2 FAZOOL UPDATES KO SKIP KIA JISS MAIN BAS AAPNE BORE HI HONA THA BAAKI KI UPDATE RAAT 10 K BAAD SORRY KL LIGHT CHALI GAYI TOU JALDI SOO GAYA
UPDATE 02
suraj=kal tum 18 k ho jao gy raj aur phir tumhain thakur logon k haan b kaam pr jana hai jaisa k mainy bade thakur sy kaha tha k raj jawan hone k baad aao k haan hi kaam kary ga
meena=kia aap kuch saal aur nahi ruk sakte
suraj= bilkul b nahi bt naraz ho jain gy pehle hi ham ny bada time ly liya hai wo tou pichle do saal sy keh rahy hain k tera londa saand k jaisa ho gaya hai kab tak usko kaam sy chupaye gaa jis ki wajah sy mainy apne kaam ka aur padhai ka bahana bna k roka howa tha
Ridhi=papa ham chahte hain k raj padhe
saanvi=padh k iss ne kon sa judge lagna hai kaam hi tou krna hai thakuroon k haan
meena=kaam hi krna hai tou baad mai kr ly ga aur hisab ka kaam kr ly gaa anpadh k jaisy nahi k maali aur zorr wala kaam kary jaa k abhi
suraj = wo tou ab bhi thakur ko keh k lagwa doon is ki maths bohut achi na sahi lekin kaioon sy achi hai
raj=papa main un k haan kaam nahi krna chahta
suraj=chup kr jaa
hamari saari nasal unki hi thi aur ye zameen jo hamare pass hai wo b issi wajah sy mili hai k ham ny kai generation unke haan kaam kia hai jis k wajah sy hmare pass hai
raj=papa main aagy padhne chahta hoon dekho hamare khandan main sy koi b 10 sy ziada nahi padha
meena=ye sahi keh raha hai mainy apne iklote bety ko aagy padhana hai
pari=yess papa ye mera order hai k bhaiya aagy padhai krain gy ok
sab logon ki tou ye dhamki sun k hansi nikal gai
suraj=arre bade thakur naraz ho jain gye
raj=baba iss main naraz hony wali kon c baat hai
suraj=tum log samajh nahi rahy ho
pari=aap nahi samajh rahy ho
suraj=arre bt nahi maanain gy
meena=pehle aap tou maano phir main aapko aik tareeqa bataon gi jis sy bade thakur b maan jain gy
suraj=batao
meena= aap maan aye ho
suraj main tou mana howa hi tha bas bt ko masla hai
meena=aap roz unki 3 betion ko college chodne jaaty ho haina auur leny b jaaty ho
suraj=haan lekin tareeqa batao ye q pooch rahi ho
meena=dheeraj rakho
aap aaj bt k paas jan aur unko ============= bolna wo maan jain gye
suraj=haan chances hain tou lekin wo apni betion ko kabhi is k sath akaila nahi bhejaian gy
meena=unke ladke b tou aap k saath jaate hain naa
suraj=haan kabhi kabhi aik yaa do mery sath aa jaty hain
meena= bs jaa k bol do ye
suraj= thik hai lekin paka nahi hai k maalik maanain gy k nai
aise hi kahana khatam hone k baad sab apne apne kaam prrr lag gaye aur suraj nikal gaya haveli jab k raj gaya bahir q k aaj us ka result aana tha raj b wahin jaa raha tha uss ka pata krne lekin q k result ko abhi time tha issi liye uss ny socha k q naa bantu k ghar jaa k uss ki behn k ghubare dekhain jaaye
main ye sochta hi nikal gaya bantu k ghar
Bantu mera aik awara dost hai 20 saalka cigrete peeta hai aur ankhoon main hawas ly k ghoomta hai lekn isko kabhi kisi ny bhao nahi diya
aur idhar hamare suraj mian gaye seedha bt k paas
suraj=saab aaik baat krni thi
bt=haan haan bolo suraj mian
bt=saab aap bura tou nahi maanain gy
bt=arre tum mery sab sy wafadar mulazim ho be jijak bolo jo b hai
suraj =saab mujhy pata hai k mainy aako raj k bade hone k baad kaam prr ane k kaha tha lekin ab uski maa kehti hai k wo aagy padhe
bt=arre aagy pad likh k kia krna jab wo kaam hamare paas ho kry gaa
suraj=saab main ny unko bohut samjhaya lekin wo aur betian zidd kr k beth gai hain k aap bt sy kaho k kal ko jab wo padh ly ga tou aap us ko apne ghar ka hisab ya munshi giri parr rakh lijye gaa lekin abhi uss ko padhne dain
bt=suraj ab tum log apni baat sy mukar rahy ho
suraj=saab aapko pata hai k mai apka wafa dar hooon aur main kabhi apki baat nahi kat sakta lekin wo hai k zidd pr hai aur wo kwh rahi hai k agar abhi kam zaroori hi hai ye raj kr l ga
bt=kia matlab
suraj=saab wo kehti hain k driver bana dijye usko
bt=arre wo tou pehlwan hai khet main jaye ga aur tumhain tou main ny driver iss liye rakha hai k tum kamzor the
suraj=saab uski maa kehti hai k malkin logon ko b tou college jana hota hai wahan wo malkin logon ko ly b jaye gaa aur ly b aaye ga aur khud b wahan padh ly gaa
bt=arre aisy kaisy wo main tumhare ilaawa kisi prr bharosa nahi krta
suraj=saab wo mera beta hai aur meri dekh rekh mai pala hai aapka ka namak khaya hai us ny wo namak harami nahi kry gaa
bt=prr wo gaadi chalane main anadi ho gaa seekhne k baad aur main nahi chahta k meri potion ko kuch ho
suraj=saab maine khud usse gadi seekhai thi 3 saal pehle aur wo hamare kai driver sy achi gaadi chalata hai
bt=tum ny kab seekhai
suraj=saab jab 3 saal pehle main beemar howa tha tab main usko seekhai thi k agar mujhy kuch ho tou apke paas aik wafadar driver tou ho naa
bt ye baat sun k full kush ho gaya
bt=thik hai phir mujhy tumhare bety prr bharosa hai
suraj=g malik aap befikar rahiye
Bt:tou phir tou masla hi koi nahi ab aisa kro k jao aur aur apne bety k documents ly k aao aur aaj result b ana hai tou us ka b pata kr lena
Suraj:g saaab jaata hoon
Phir suraj wahan sy nikal gaya
Idhar main b ballu k ghar pohnchny hi wala tha lekin raste main sachinil gaya
Sachin b ballu ki tatah mera aik acha dost tha
Sachin
ye rajy kidhar
Raj:are yaar ballu k ghar jaa raha hoon
Sachin:q kia howa subah subah wahan q chal diye
Raj:arre wo aajera result aane wala tha naa issi liye
Sachin tou wahan kon saa list lagy gi
Raj:arre yaar tesion ho rahi thi issi liye socha k q naa ballu o ghar chal k uss sy baatain ki jaain
Sachin: arre chod yaar subah subah wahan uska baap betha hota hai sir khata hai
Tu chal mery sath aaj aik cheez tujhe dikhany
Raj:madarchod phir kia hai
Sachin:arre yaar tujhe bataya tha na k mujhy bagal wali bhabhi prrr shaq hai
Raj:lund mera pichli baar b uske sath koi nahi tha
Aur ham khud pakde gaye hi the samjho tou
Sachin: arre yaar iss baar paka wo dono aain gy
Raj: yaar ladka kon hai
Sachin:wohi tou nahi pata sala
Pichli baar b bach gaya tha
Raj:tu marwaye ga madarchod
Pichli baar b bhagwan ny bacha liya warna hamari tou lag gayi thi
Sachin:aaye ga k nahi
Raj: chal yaar ab tujhe akaila kesy jaane doon
Sachin:haan chal wo udhar uss khet ki taraf gayi hai
Raj:yaar wo tou chacha k khet hain
Sachin:tou kia howa
Raj:pagal hai wo wahan q jaaye gi wo b yaar syilne
Sachin:peechy tou krr kia pata koi khas jaga ho iss liye jaaa rahi ho
Aage saari unchi fasal thi aur us k ander jaane k baad wo saari hil rahi thi
Ham b aista aista chup chup k us k peechy jaane lage phir rhoda aagy jaane k baad wo ruk gayi aur beth k washroom hone lagi
Raj aista saa bola
Raj;saale ye tou hagne i hai
Sachin:ab ruk iske baad jaye gi
Raj: naa gayi naa tou aaj k baad main tery sath nahi aaon gaa na jaaon gaa
Thodi der baad us ny apni gand dho k japde sahi koye aur dery ki aur chal di
Sachin: dekh ab wapis aane ki bajaye wo lahan jaa rahi hai
Raj: yaar chal aaaj agar aisa hai tou iss ko range hathon pakde gy aur ladke ko tou aaj bandar bana dain gy maar maar k
Sachin
q nahi boss
Raj:dekh sali dery k bahir kamro main jhank rahi hai hai
Sachin:parr sali yahan krr kia rahi hai yahan tou hai b koi nahi tera chacha b abi nahi aata
Raj:saali pakka apne aashiq ko bata k aai hogi k chacha subah hamesha ghar hote hain
Aur derry prr koi nahi hota
Dera/MOTOR(punjabi)
Sachin: yaar wo tou jaa rahi hai
Raj: bas phir aaj teri shamat hai
Sachin:chal uska peecha krty hain shayad wo rasteain hi iss syil jaaye
Raj:mery hathon sy q marna chahta hai
Sachin:arre nahi yaar main tou uska peecha kroon ga tu aa ya naa aaa
Raj:thik hai tu jaa aur main us k aashiq ka yahan wait krta hoon
Phir uska pata chal jaaye ga k wo hai kon
Sachin
jaata hoon
Phir wo b wahan sy nikal jaata haia aur raj b aik charpai prr beth jaata hai aur intezar krne lagta haia
Waqt beet k 30mim guzar gaya aur tab jaa k door sy aik admi dery wali sarak par chal k aane laga
Raj ny b usko ghor sy dwkha
Raj ko pata chal gaya k ye uska chota bhai(chacha ka beta) hai
Raj bhag k pi hli taraf sy chat prr charh k let gaya aur usko delhny laga
Wo b aista aista apni moj masti main aane laga
Jab wo apni faslin k paas pohncha tou uss ki nazar kisi ko talash krne lagi
Aur wo thoda fasal k ander jaata aur pody hilata aur phir aagy jata aur phir wohi keta aisa krta raha lekin usko uss ka sathi na mila khet wo b ab aa k charpai par dam kr k betha
Balke baitha nahi charpai ki cheekhain nikalwa di q k wo aik mota sa ladka tha
Golu:saali aaj b nahi aai
Fazool main saare paise main isko dy deta hoon wo thoda dukhi ho k bola
Raj ny b uski ye baat sun li
Raj man main: matlab saaliery chote bhai sy paisy nikalwa rahi hai
Aur ye Bewakoof jaldi khud nahi aaya aur ussko bura bol raha hai
Khet raj b neechy utar k us k paas aa jata hai
Rajvoye golu tu subah subah yahan
School nahi jana kia aaj
Golu: arre bhaiya aap yahan
Bhai jaana hai lekin abhi time kaafi hai
Raj: tou yahan kia kr raha hai
Golu :wo tou waisy hi aya tha ghoomny aap batao aap aaj yahan kesy
Raj:main rou bas gjoomny nikla tha socha dery prr b dekh loon k kahin golu hamara bada tou nahi ho gaya
Golu ko samajh nahi i m raj kia keh raha hai
Goly: kia matlab bhaiya
Yash:arre matlab kia main tou bas gopi bhabhi ko dekh raha tha k wo yahan kisi golu naami ladke ka bata rahi thi k wo unko tang kr raha hai aur yahan milne bulata hai
Raj:bass phir maine socha tou tum ho yaad aaye tou phir yahan aane k baad pata chala k hamara golu b bada hone laga hai
Golu:bhaiya main
Main tou kisi bhabhi ko tang nahi krta
Raj:arre wo gopi bhabhi sachin ki pados wali
Ab yad aaya kuch
Golu ki full hawa tight ho gai thi
Golu:nahi nahi bhai main kisi ko nahi tang krta aapko pata hai
Raj:kia matlab main yaa wo jhooth bol rahi hai
Golu:bhai aap q jhooth bolo gy
Paka wo bol rahi ho gi aur wesy b wo tou hai hi aisi jhoothi
Raj:mujhy nahi pata k wo jhoothi hai k nahi lekin itna sun lo k aaj k baad agar tum e usko paisy deny ki sochi yaa usko tang krne ki loshishi ki balke uss sy baat krne ki b koshish ki tou samajh lena k ye baat main tery dono bade bhaion ko bata doon gaa aur bhabhion ko b phir tum ghar sy apna pata kata hi samjho
Golu: g bhai aaj k baad nahi ho gaa
Raj:abhi achool jao aur yaad rahy k wo b bulate tou baat nahi krni aur aaj k bare main jo teri meri baat hui hai wo kisi ko b pata na chaly wrna tumhari khet nahi
Golu: g bahi main nahi bolon ga
Phir wo wahan sy nikal gaya
Raj k dimagh main aik plan aa gaya tha golu k paison wali baat sun k
Raj ko pata tha k golu ny paka fhar sy chori paisy diye hon gy aur raj issu baat ka faida utha k gopi ko chodna chahta tha lekin usne soch lia tha k pehli baar jab b kroon ga kisi kunwari ladki k sath kroon ga
Raj mm:gopi bhabhi tu bas mera intezar kr aur ye bolta huwa Raj seedha gaya gopi k ghar k bahir
Raj ny darwaza khat khataya tou gopi ki nand ny darwaza khola
Ladki:haan bolo kia kaam hai raj
Raj:kajri wo gopi bhabhi ko bhejo maa ny unse kuch baat krne ko bola tha
Kajri:mujhy bol dy main bata doon gi
Raj:nahi maa ny kaha tha k khas seedha gopi bhabhi ko boloon
Kajri: acha ander aa jaa main bhejti hoon gopi bhabhi ko
Phir wo aiknoamre main jaati haia ur gopi bhabhi bahir aati hai
Gopi:haan raj bache bol kia hai
Gopi bhabhi wesy tou sirf 27 ki hai lekin ye raj ko bacha bolti hai
Raj: wo bhabhi mujhy apke aur golu k baare main kuch kehna tha
Ye sunne k baad seedhe do bal pade uske maathe prr
Gopi: kkk kia bolna hai
Raj:yehi k mujhy golu ny bataya hai k aap uss sy kuch paisy ly chuki hai aur wo kaam nahi kr rahi
Gopi:kr doon gi usko bolna (gopi ko laga k raj ko kaam ka pata nahi ho gaa issi liye uss ny andheryain teer choda)
Raj:bhabhi uss ny bola k ab usse wo kaam nahi krwana wo main kr loon aur ye bol k raj ny smile ki
Gopi:kia ..kia matlab hai tera
Raj: yehi k wo tou abhi bacha hai rou uss ay kia ho paaye gaa issi liye sham ko aap mujhy ussi jagah milna jahan aaj golu ko milne i thi
Gopi:kia matlab ..dekho raj main aisi wesi nahi hoon mery sy ghalat baat naa kro warna reri maa ko bata doon gi
Raj: jaa bata de main b poore gaon ko bata doon ga k tery kia lachan hai