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UPDATE. 1
Preeti - pratik mujhe kahin susil nahi dikh Raha..
Pratik - wo toh gaon gaya hai.. uski maa ki tabiyat kharab ho gayi thi..
Preeti - toh AP Mohan chacha ko office se bula lijiye..
Pratik - wo toh out of town Gaye hai.. kuch saman leke..
Preeti - phir mujhe mandir leke Kon jayega.. koi naya driver lao.. nahi toh AP mujhe leke Chalo..
Pratik - tumhe pata hai na office se main free nahi ho pata hun.. aur aise kaise kisiko bhi utha ke le aun..
Preeti - toh main mandir kaise jaungi.. aur phir duphar me market Kon le jayega..
Pratik - thode dino ki hi baat hai.. phir toh susil AA hi jayega.. tab Tak cab use karlo.. hmm
Preeti - 4-4 car aur 2-2 driver hone ke baad bhi main cab use karun.. haad hai..
Toh ye hun main.. preeti Mahajan.. Jo subha subha mandir ke liye nikli hai.. aur bohot kosis ke baad bhi cab ko 1-1:15 ka waiting time hi mil Raha tha..
Preeti - itne time me toh mandir hi band ho jayega..
Phir main society se nikalke Bahar road pe a jati hun.. aur tabhi.. ek auto se ek mahila utar rahi hoti hai..
Preeti - ye auto.. lekin main auto me kabhi bhaithi nahi hun.. aur ye auto wale kitni gandi tariqe se rehte hai.. aise hi unka auto bhi ganda hi rehta hoga..
Ab aise hi 20 min. Guzar Gaye.. aur wohi auto dubara kisi admi ko chodne Aya ..
Preeti - Kya karun yaha kab Tak khadi rahu.. waise bhi ek baar hi bhaitna hai.. agli baar see advance me cab book Kar liya karungi.. hmm
Preeti - ( chilate hue..) auto wale bhaiya..
Ye kehte hue main auto ki taraf badne lagi..
Auto Wala - ( Abe sale ye gadraya hua maal Kon hai . Pehle toh ishe yaha nahi dekha..)
Preeti - bhaiya.. ##### Mandir chalenge..
Auto Wala - ( hosh me atte hue..) Ji ji jarur chalenge.. bhaithiye Malkin..
Preeti - ( auto me bhaithte hue.. nank palu se dhakke) chaliye bhaiya..
Auto Wala - Kya hua Malkin.. apne apni nank Kyu dhak rakhi hai..
Preeti - AP Kya apke auto kabhi saaf nahi karte.. kitni badbu AA rahi hai .
Auto Wala - Kya Karen Malkin.. AP jaise hi-fi lidiis kabhi bhaithi nahi hai na..
Preeti - ( haste hue..) wo ladies hota hai.. toh Kya hua.. aur customer toh hai na.. wo kuch nahi kehte..
Auto Wala - ab Kya kahun Malkin.. sab mere jaise garib hi bhaithte hai.. isliye..
Preeti - ( auto se utarte hue..) hmm. Thik hai..
Auto Wala - Malkin apko wapas bhi Jana hai..
Preeti - haa lekin mujhe time lagega..
Auto Wala - koi baat nahi hum intezar Kar lenge..
Preeti - arre AP mere liye apna nuksan Kyu Kar rahe hai.. main chali jaungi..
Auto Wala - nahi Malkin hum garib jarur hai.. par pathar Dil nahi.. apko waise bhi yaha koi aur auto nahi milega.. hum apko chod denge..
Pata nahi Kyu lekin ye sunke mujhe accha laga . Waise toh pratik bhi Meri bohot care aur pyar karte the.. lekin kabhi unhone unke work ko side karke mere liye kuch bhi aisa nahi Kiya tha..
25 min baad mandir se nikalke auto ki taraf bhadte hue..
Auto Wala - ( shssss Kya gadraya maal hai Yar.. ek baar niche AA gayi toh maze hi maze hai..)
Auto Wala - Kya hua Malkin..
Preeti - wo Meri sandals tut gayi hai..
Auto Wala - accha dikhayie..
Preeti - arre nahi iski koi..
Auto Wala - ek badhi hi toh Tuti hai.. rukiye..
Toliye me see tukda phadte hue..
Preeti - arre ye AP..
Auto Wala - ye lijiye ho gaya..
Preeti - ( auto main bhaithte hue..) hmm. chaliye bhaiya..
Phir rashte bhar Maine us auto wale see koi baat nahi ki.. aur duphar ko maine market ke liye cab book Kari...
Sham 4 baje..
4 wheeler Washing station..
Staff - haa chacha boliye..
Auto Wala - sun mujhe Mera auto dhulwana hai..
Staff - arre chacha AP galat jagah ayie ho.. yaha bohot mehnha pad jayega apko..
Auto Wala - sale Teri behen chodne ko nahi bol Raha hun.. tu paise Bata.. bakchodi mat kar..
Staff - arre chacha gali Kyu de rahe ho.. Dekhiye 10 hazar ka kharcha ayega.. apka auto pura naye jaise chamkega.. sari repairing, sub oil wagarah.. sab kuch.. batao..
Auto Wala - ( Sala 10 hazar.. Meri do mahine ki kamayie..lekin sali us jaisa maal toh kisi kote pe bhi na mile.. sssss Kya bhara hua badan tha sali ka.ssss aur chuchiyan.. ummmaaa.)
Auto Wala - ye le 4 hazar.. baki ke jab auto lene aunga tab dunga.. lekin Auto ekdum naya jaisa hona chahiye.. samjha..
Staff - fikra mat karo chacha.. AP khud apne auto ko nahi pehchan payenge.. jayie.. raat ko 8 Tak ayienga..
Auto Wala - hmm
( Next day.. subah 8 baje..)
Preeti - pratik AP itni subah kaha jaa rahe hai..
Pratik - mujhe thoda site pe Jana hai.. isliye..
Preeti - accha Jara suniye (laptop screen ki taraf dikhate hue .) Ye sandal kaisi hai..
Pratik - ( Bina dekhe..)hmm. Thik hai .
Preeti - arre ek baar dekh toh lijiye..
Pratik - arre Preeti mujhe late ho Raha hai.. tum hi Dekh ke order karlo..
Preeti - order Kya.. aise toh main market see bhi le sakti hun .
Pratik - toh market see le lo..
Preeti - lekin mujhe apki pasand ki..
Main itna hi keh payi.. ki pratik toh Ghar see Bahar bhi nikal chuke the..
Preeti - Kal us anjan auto wale ne Meri sandal apni toliya phadke Jodi thi aur adhe ghante Tak mere intezar me kadha Raha... aur yaha mere pati ko mere liye do min. Bhi nahi hai.. hai toh bas Kam Kam Kam..
8:30 baje..
Preeti - ( cab ka Wait karte hue..)
Kavita - ( jog karte hue..) bhabhi AP abhi Tak yahi hai..
Preeti - arre wo cab ka Wait Kar rahi hun... Aur Teri ho gayi joging..
Kavita - ( society me andar jate hue..) - hmm.
Auto Wala - ( auto pass late hue.. ) namaste Malkin.. mandir ja rahi hai.. ayie..
Preeti - nahi bhaiya.. aj Maine cab book Karli hai.. AP jayie..
Auto Wala - ( Sala ye Kya 10 hazar ka chuna laga gaya.. aur ye maal bhi hath see nikal gayi..)
Preeti - ye Kya 8:45 ho Gaye.. lekin abhi Tak cab Kyu nahi ayie..
Mobile me check karte hue..
Preeti - ( oh no..) ( society me bapas jate hue..) lagta hai ajka din hi kharab hai..
Auto Wala - ( ye andar kaha jaa rahi hai..)( bhagte hue..) suniye Malkin..
Preeti - haa..
Auto Wala - AP mandir nahi jaa rahi..
Preeti - wo cab ka time galti see raat 8:30 ka dal gaya..
Auto Wala - arre toh Mera auto hai na.. ayie..
Preeti - ( gusse me ) nahi apka auto ganda hai..
Auto Wala - Malkin hum jante hai.. hum garib hai.. lekin sirf apke ek baar kehne se humne hamari sari jama punji auto ko naye jaisa karwane me laga di.. aur AP aise..
Preeti - ( shocked..) Kya..
Auto Wala - jaiye Malkin.. AP mehelo me rehne wali.. ek garib ka dard Kya samjhengi..
Preeti - ( ye Maine Kya keh Diya.. pratik ka gussa bichare ispe nikal Diya..)
Preeti - rukiye.. main apke auto se hi chalungi..
Auto Wala - ( sali ab toh tujhe mere niche letna hi padega..)
Preeti - ( auto me bhaithte hue..) wah bhaiya.. ye toh ekdum naya jaisa ho gaya..
Auto Wala - hmm. Waise ap itne gusse me Kyu thi..
Preeti - nahi kuch nahi..
Auto Wala - arre Malkin dard batne see Kam hi hota hai.. bataiye..
Preeti - wo. subah Meri apne pati se thodi bahas ho gayi thi to.. bas isliye..
Auto Wala - ( wah sali tu toh khud mere niche Anne ka Rasta bana rahi hai..)
Auto Wala - janti hai Malkin Hume laga AP jarur mandir ke liye niklagi.. isliye humne Bina soche samjhe Puri jama pungi laga di.. taki apko koi taqlif na ho..
Preeti - ( shoked.) Kya..
Auto Wala - haa. Pure 25 hazar..( auto rokte hue..) ye lijiye Malkin.. apka mandir AA gaya..
Preeti - ( mandir me andar jate hue..) yaha ek anjan admi ne mere liye uski sari saving laga di.. aur waha mere pati.. mere liye thoda time Tak nahi nikal sakte..
To be continued...
