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Abh yeh tu batt rahi Jo 3 saal pehle chal rha tha abh ek phirse jara najar marte hai present time main . Phir wapis chalenge 3 saal pehle.
Present time.
RAMESH- beta tumhe Shaadi tu karni hi padegi hamari izzat ka sawal hai agar kal ko hamare ghar ki bahu Kisi sur ghar ki dulhan banegi yeh mujhse bardasht nahi hoga iss liye main aur tumhari maa kuch khaakar marr jayenge .
Parry- par Papa aap jante ho ki Ashu Bhabhi se meri Zindagi main kabhi nhi bani tu abh kya banegi pichle 3 saal main Jo Kuch bhi Hoya bhool gaye hai kya aap.
Ramesh- Acha ji tu Tum Apne jhagde ke liye Mera Harry ki aakhiri nishaani Apne bhatije ja bhatiji ko kisi aur ke ghar main palne dega.
Parry- Papa aap samajh kiyu nhi rhe hai main Kisi aur ko pyaar krta hoo aur mera begair Woh marr Jayegi .
Ramesh - tu beta meri ek batt sunn le tumhe chunna hoga uss Ladki ke jaa Apne maa baap ke bich tu kise bachana Chahta hai . Agr tumne yeh shaadi na ki tu hamara maara mooh dekhega phir reh Lena uske saath..
Parry- papa kaise baatein kar rahe aap mujhe aise choice Karne ke liye keh rhe agar main koi bhi choose kro Zindagi bhar ka dukh tu mera liye hi Likha hai.
Ramesh- Beta galat fehmi hai Tumhari sabh acha Hoga .
Parry - chalo agar main shaadi ke liye Mann bhi jata ho tu Ashu Bhabhi Kabhi haa nhi karegi mera Saath Shaadi Karne ke liye.
Ramesh- Ashu ne haa kar Di Hai.
Parry- Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Yeh sunn kr parry ke mooh se sirf jahi ek lafaz nikla usse yakeen NHI ho rha tha.
Parry- main mann hi nhi sakta woh ghamandi aurat mujh se shaadi krne ke liye tyaar hai.
Tu ek baar phir chalte hai wapis 3 saal pehle .
Parry aur priya college ke garden main bethe ek dusre se baatein kar rhe they tabhi siya unke pass aati hai .
Siya - Priya mujhe Mummy ka phone Aaya Hai unhone jaldi ghar bulaya Hai ghar par koi guest aa rhe hai ..
Priya- aise achanaak kon aa rha subhe tak tu koi jankari nhi thi.
Siya- pta NHI mujhe jaldi karo jana hai.
Parry- aap chale jao yeh aa jayegi baad main .
Siya- hum dono ko bulaya hai aur tumhe karna kya hai khud vehle lafandar ho hi meri behan ko bhi bhigadne par tule ho .
Priya- didi bass kr tum chalo main Aati hoon thodi dair main.
Siya yeh sunn kar chali jati Hai ,
Parry- yaar Priya tumhare Bina main jha kya karunga ghar jaane ka dill nhi kar rha.
Priya- yaar tum ghar chale jao Chahe Kisi se batt matt Karna .
Parry- yaar nhi bilkul BHI mood NHI hai tum nhi jana yaar.
Priya- yaar Majboori hai Mera konsa Mann hai jane ka MERI jaan ko aise chod kr .
Parry-tu Matt jao na .
Priya- jaana hoga meri Jaan tumhe NHI pta kitna mushkil hai yeh Mera liye .
Parry- thik hai yaar chalo main chod deta ho tumhe Lekin Tumhari behan ko nhi lekar jaunga Main.
Priya- yaar unko bhi tu saath hi Jana hai aise mat kro mera liye tumhe meri kasam unko bhi lekar chalo ..
Parry- yaar teri yeh kasam daal kar har kaam karwa leti ho tum..
Priya- Love you mera baby.
Phir parry un Dono ko lekar unhe drop karke Majboori main Apne ghar ki aur Nikal jata hai ghar main iss waqt simi and Saloni hi thi Ramesh duty par chala gya tha aur harry Apne kisi dost se milne . parry ghar main enter hota hai Simi haal main bethi hoyi thi Saloni bhi uske Saath hi thi .
Saloni- parry Beta aa gaye tum .
Parry- haa maa aa gaya
Yeh keh kar woh Apne Room main chala jata hai Saloni kitchen main jati hai uske liye khane laane ke liye aur simi uske piche uske room main chali jati hai.
Parry- Didi Yaar mujhe Akela shood do thodi dair ke liye.
Simi- Thappad khyayega Akela shod do.
Parry- haa abh aap bhi maarlo .
Simi- Mera pyaare bhai abh gussa shod de kya ho Gaya agar badhe bhai ne ek Thapad maar diya.
Parry- Didi batt ek thapad ki nhi hai batt hai jinke liye aur jinke Saamne Thapad Maara mujhe .
Simi- shod abh jo ho gya koi fayeda hai kya batt Ka batagad banane ka .
Tabhi Saloni BHI Khana Lekar aa jati hai . chal beta Khana khaa le.
Parry- Bhookh NHI hai mujhe maa.
Saloni - bhookh kaise nhi hai kalse Tumne Kuch khaya NHI aur keh rha hai bookh kaise nhi laghi .
Simi- Jaldi se Khaa lo nhi tu keh rhi hoo main bhi Khana shood dungi.
Parry- acha theek Hai khata hai ho aur koi chara bhi nhi hai. Aap dinning table par chalo wohi khata hoo main .
idhar police headquarters Main Mukesh ke cabin main woh aur Ramesh chaye pee rhe they .
Ramesh - Mukesh mera mann main ek vichaar hai .
Mukesh - Hai tu bata do isme puchne wali kya batt hai .
Ramesh - Tumhara mera beta Harry ke baare main kya vichaar Hai.
Mukesh - Bhut Acha samajhdaar Sanskari ladka hai Achi job hai uski waise yeh kiyu Puch rhe hoo.
Ramesh- tumhara Harry aur Ashu ke baare main kya vichaar Hai .
Mukesh - tumhara mtlb shaadi .
Ramesh-haa yaar .
Mukesh - Harry se Acha Ladka milna aaj kal bhut mushkil hai meri taraf se tu haa hi hai par mujhe pehla Ashu se puchna hoga agar woh haa karengi Tu hi Batt aage badhegi ..
Ramesh-ha ha jarur pucho Ashu beti se aakhir uski Zindagi ka sawaal hai .
Idhar ghar par parry Khana kha chuka tha Abh uska mood BHI thoda Acha ho gaya tha , tabhi Harry ghar main enter hota hai aur haal Main bethe parry ke pass jaakar beth jata Hai .
Harry- kaisa hai mera bhai.
Parry- ( Ghoorte hoye) Kya Chahiye .
Harry- mera Bhai maafi Chahiye Dekh tera liye gift lekar Aaya hoon .
Parry-mujhe nhi Chahiye gift wift waise bhi main kon hota hoon aapko maaf karne wala haath tu apke chalte hai.
Harry- sorry yaar galti ho gayi Abh maaf krde Apne Bhai ko mera itna bhi haq nhi ke main tumhe tapad maar sako .
Parry- sala yeh konsa haq Hoya Thapad marne ka .
Harry- agar tum mujhe maaf nhi karoge tu main Apne aap ko Kabhi maaf nhi kr pao GA .
Parry- rehne do yeh emotional drama mat kro maaf kiya tumhe .
Harry- yeh hoyi na mera bhai Wali batt yeh le tera naya I phone . Harry usko naya i phone gift krta hai parry usse le leta hai.
Parry- meri ek shart Hai maaf krne ki mera kamre main kal jo bhi cheeja tooti hai Woh mujhe nayi Chahiye .
Harry - Bhut mehngi padh Rahi hai yeh Maafi chal koi na La dunga. yeh keh kr woh Apne mann main kehta hai Ashu se shaadi krne ke liye itna kharcha tu vasool Hai , Abh parry koi problem NHI Karega.
Waah yeh isne istemaal kiya apne shatir fauji dimaag ka . Parry ko manaya taaki uski Ashu ki shaadi main koi dikkat Na Aaye iss liye nhi ki bhai ko Thapad maar kr bad feel ho rha tha.
Malhotra house main Mukesh enter hota hai Reena se puchta hai ki Ashu beti kha Reena usse batai hai ki Woh Apne kamre main hai Mukesh Ashu ke kamre main jata hai aur usse Harry ke Rishte ke baare main puchta hai , Ashu Harry tabhi pasand aa geya tha jabh Usne Parry ki gaal par zanate daar Thapad maara tha jabh woh usse batmeeji se batt kr rha tha iss liye woh haa kar deti hai .
Idhar siya ke phone phone par Kisi Ka phone aata hai Aur siya phone uthati hai .
Siya-hello ha Rajni bol .
Rajni - Siya maine tumhe yeh batane ke liye phone kiya hai ki kal main hamare plan ko anjaam dena wali hoo .
Siya- thek hai agar tum mera yeh kam kr dogi tu main tumhare liye Kuch bhi karungi bass meri Behan ko uss ghatiya parry se alag Karwana hai.
Rajni- ek batt pucho Tumse tu inhe alag karwana kiyu chahti hai . Kahi Tujhe Parry pasand tu nhi hai.
Siya-tera dimaag tu sahi hai main aur pasand usse bhagwan kasam usse tu main apne aas pass na bhatakne do pasand tu door ki batt hai .
Rajni- phir.
Siya- hai koi Batt Tum Apne kaam se mtlb Rakho .
To be continued...
Abh yeh tu batt rahi Jo 3 saal pehle chal rha tha abh ek phirse jara najar marte hai present time main . Phir wapis chalenge 3 saal pehle.
Present time.
RAMESH- beta tumhe Shaadi tu karni hi padegi hamari izzat ka sawal hai agar kal ko hamare ghar ki bahu Kisi sur ghar ki dulhan banegi yeh mujhse bardasht nahi hoga iss liye main aur tumhari maa kuch khaakar marr jayenge .
Parry- par Papa aap jante ho ki Ashu Bhabhi se meri Zindagi main kabhi nhi bani tu abh kya banegi pichle 3 saal main Jo Kuch bhi Hoya bhool gaye hai kya aap.
Ramesh- Acha ji tu Tum Apne jhagde ke liye Mera Harry ki aakhiri nishaani Apne bhatije ja bhatiji ko kisi aur ke ghar main palne dega.
Parry- Papa aap samajh kiyu nhi rhe hai main Kisi aur ko pyaar krta hoo aur mera begair Woh marr Jayegi .
Ramesh - tu beta meri ek batt sunn le tumhe chunna hoga uss Ladki ke jaa Apne maa baap ke bich tu kise bachana Chahta hai . Agr tumne yeh shaadi na ki tu hamara maara mooh dekhega phir reh Lena uske saath..
Parry- papa kaise baatein kar rahe aap mujhe aise choice Karne ke liye keh rhe agar main koi bhi choose kro Zindagi bhar ka dukh tu mera liye hi Likha hai.
Ramesh- Beta galat fehmi hai Tumhari sabh acha Hoga .
Parry - chalo agar main shaadi ke liye Mann bhi jata ho tu Ashu Bhabhi Kabhi haa nhi karegi mera Saath Shaadi Karne ke liye.
Ramesh- Ashu ne haa kar Di Hai.
Parry- Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Yeh sunn kr parry ke mooh se sirf jahi ek lafaz nikla usse yakeen NHI ho rha tha.
Parry- main mann hi nhi sakta woh ghamandi aurat mujh se shaadi krne ke liye tyaar hai.
Tu ek baar phir chalte hai wapis 3 saal pehle .
Parry aur priya college ke garden main bethe ek dusre se baatein kar rhe they tabhi siya unke pass aati hai .
Siya - Priya mujhe Mummy ka phone Aaya Hai unhone jaldi ghar bulaya Hai ghar par koi guest aa rhe hai ..
Priya- aise achanaak kon aa rha subhe tak tu koi jankari nhi thi.
Siya- pta NHI mujhe jaldi karo jana hai.
Parry- aap chale jao yeh aa jayegi baad main .
Siya- hum dono ko bulaya hai aur tumhe karna kya hai khud vehle lafandar ho hi meri behan ko bhi bhigadne par tule ho .
Priya- didi bass kr tum chalo main Aati hoon thodi dair main.
Siya yeh sunn kar chali jati Hai ,
Parry- yaar Priya tumhare Bina main jha kya karunga ghar jaane ka dill nhi kar rha.
Priya- yaar tum ghar chale jao Chahe Kisi se batt matt Karna .
Parry- yaar nhi bilkul BHI mood NHI hai tum nhi jana yaar.
Priya- yaar Majboori hai Mera konsa Mann hai jane ka MERI jaan ko aise chod kr .
Parry-tu Matt jao na .
Priya- jaana hoga meri Jaan tumhe NHI pta kitna mushkil hai yeh Mera liye .
Parry- thik hai yaar chalo main chod deta ho tumhe Lekin Tumhari behan ko nhi lekar jaunga Main.
Priya- yaar unko bhi tu saath hi Jana hai aise mat kro mera liye tumhe meri kasam unko bhi lekar chalo ..
Parry- yaar teri yeh kasam daal kar har kaam karwa leti ho tum..
Priya- Love you mera baby.
Phir parry un Dono ko lekar unhe drop karke Majboori main Apne ghar ki aur Nikal jata hai ghar main iss waqt simi and Saloni hi thi Ramesh duty par chala gya tha aur harry Apne kisi dost se milne . parry ghar main enter hota hai Simi haal main bethi hoyi thi Saloni bhi uske Saath hi thi .
Saloni- parry Beta aa gaye tum .
Parry- haa maa aa gaya
Yeh keh kar woh Apne Room main chala jata hai Saloni kitchen main jati hai uske liye khane laane ke liye aur simi uske piche uske room main chali jati hai.
Parry- Didi Yaar mujhe Akela shood do thodi dair ke liye.
Simi- Thappad khyayega Akela shod do.
Parry- haa abh aap bhi maarlo .
Simi- Mera pyaare bhai abh gussa shod de kya ho Gaya agar badhe bhai ne ek Thapad maar diya.
Parry- Didi batt ek thapad ki nhi hai batt hai jinke liye aur jinke Saamne Thapad Maara mujhe .
Simi- shod abh jo ho gya koi fayeda hai kya batt Ka batagad banane ka .
Tabhi Saloni BHI Khana Lekar aa jati hai . chal beta Khana khaa le.
Parry- Bhookh NHI hai mujhe maa.
Saloni - bhookh kaise nhi hai kalse Tumne Kuch khaya NHI aur keh rha hai bookh kaise nhi laghi .
Simi- Jaldi se Khaa lo nhi tu keh rhi hoo main bhi Khana shood dungi.
Parry- acha theek Hai khata hai ho aur koi chara bhi nhi hai. Aap dinning table par chalo wohi khata hoo main .
idhar police headquarters Main Mukesh ke cabin main woh aur Ramesh chaye pee rhe they .
Ramesh - Mukesh mera mann main ek vichaar hai .
Mukesh - Hai tu bata do isme puchne wali kya batt hai .
Ramesh - Tumhara mera beta Harry ke baare main kya vichaar Hai.
Mukesh - Bhut Acha samajhdaar Sanskari ladka hai Achi job hai uski waise yeh kiyu Puch rhe hoo.
Ramesh- tumhara Harry aur Ashu ke baare main kya vichaar Hai .
Mukesh - tumhara mtlb shaadi .
Ramesh-haa yaar .
Mukesh - Harry se Acha Ladka milna aaj kal bhut mushkil hai meri taraf se tu haa hi hai par mujhe pehla Ashu se puchna hoga agar woh haa karengi Tu hi Batt aage badhegi ..
Ramesh-ha ha jarur pucho Ashu beti se aakhir uski Zindagi ka sawaal hai .
Idhar ghar par parry Khana kha chuka tha Abh uska mood BHI thoda Acha ho gaya tha , tabhi Harry ghar main enter hota hai aur haal Main bethe parry ke pass jaakar beth jata Hai .
Harry- kaisa hai mera bhai.
Parry- ( Ghoorte hoye) Kya Chahiye .
Harry- mera Bhai maafi Chahiye Dekh tera liye gift lekar Aaya hoon .
Parry-mujhe nhi Chahiye gift wift waise bhi main kon hota hoon aapko maaf karne wala haath tu apke chalte hai.
Harry- sorry yaar galti ho gayi Abh maaf krde Apne Bhai ko mera itna bhi haq nhi ke main tumhe tapad maar sako .
Parry- sala yeh konsa haq Hoya Thapad marne ka .
Harry- agar tum mujhe maaf nhi karoge tu main Apne aap ko Kabhi maaf nhi kr pao GA .
Parry- rehne do yeh emotional drama mat kro maaf kiya tumhe .
Harry- yeh hoyi na mera bhai Wali batt yeh le tera naya I phone . Harry usko naya i phone gift krta hai parry usse le leta hai.
Parry- meri ek shart Hai maaf krne ki mera kamre main kal jo bhi cheeja tooti hai Woh mujhe nayi Chahiye .
Harry - Bhut mehngi padh Rahi hai yeh Maafi chal koi na La dunga. yeh keh kr woh Apne mann main kehta hai Ashu se shaadi krne ke liye itna kharcha tu vasool Hai , Abh parry koi problem NHI Karega.
Waah yeh isne istemaal kiya apne shatir fauji dimaag ka . Parry ko manaya taaki uski Ashu ki shaadi main koi dikkat Na Aaye iss liye nhi ki bhai ko Thapad maar kr bad feel ho rha tha.
Malhotra house main Mukesh enter hota hai Reena se puchta hai ki Ashu beti kha Reena usse batai hai ki Woh Apne kamre main hai Mukesh Ashu ke kamre main jata hai aur usse Harry ke Rishte ke baare main puchta hai , Ashu Harry tabhi pasand aa geya tha jabh Usne Parry ki gaal par zanate daar Thapad maara tha jabh woh usse batmeeji se batt kr rha tha iss liye woh haa kar deti hai .
Idhar siya ke phone phone par Kisi Ka phone aata hai Aur siya phone uthati hai .
Siya-hello ha Rajni bol .
Rajni - Siya maine tumhe yeh batane ke liye phone kiya hai ki kal main hamare plan ko anjaam dena wali hoo .
Siya- thek hai agar tum mera yeh kam kr dogi tu main tumhare liye Kuch bhi karungi bass meri Behan ko uss ghatiya parry se alag Karwana hai.
Rajni- ek batt pucho Tumse tu inhe alag karwana kiyu chahti hai . Kahi Tujhe Parry pasand tu nhi hai.
Siya-tera dimaag tu sahi hai main aur pasand usse bhagwan kasam usse tu main apne aas pass na bhatakne do pasand tu door ki batt hai .
Rajni- phir.
Siya- hai koi Batt Tum Apne kaam se mtlb Rakho .
To be continued...